WASHINGTON THREAD
For discussions and shitposting and hook ups and friends and more!
>Who are you?
>Where are you?
>What do you want?
Please give closest city or at least county, since zip codes are fuckin huge
I'd still like another girl to hang out with and be buds.
Femanon Seattlite here. Would like another femanon friend to sit over a coffee or a cocktail to share advice, consider life options, and complain about coworkers together. Also to do this through text.
I'd love your kik or an email. If you don't feel comfortable leaving contact, I can make a throwaway email.
No restrictions on age or cis/trans status.
Would chat with gay guys too. Please no straight/bi guys.
I'm on Capitol Hill but am willing to travel an hour to hang out.
I also have business in Kitsap too.
But distance matters less if we become text/phone friends.
But anyway, how did everyone's weekend go?
>>23727653
rather poor hbu?
Rate me and my baby
Roasting is welcome!
Does your whale-sized nose help with the aerodynamics?
>>23763047
you lost your baby on the way, dumbass. Go back. It would be safer with a bicycle. You can make vroomvroom noises.
>>23763047
Why a literbike? I'm a cager so I'm kind of clueless, but the agility of a 600 has always seemed like it'd be more fun than a big heavy literbike.
I'm in an area full of epic canyon/mountain roads, though, so I'd get a literbike if you're just eating up straight highways.
I did not know where to ask and I guess there's a lot of sexually active people here.
I have started a relationship with much younger girl. I'm around 30, she is around 20. We have started having sex few months ago. Before her I was single for more less 3 years.
The problem is my sexual performance is completely random. One time I can barely get hard and i don't last long. Other times I got rock hard and could fuck for an hour.
This is a complete mystery to me, and my only answer to that is I got older and teenager boners are forever gone. Is this normal at the age of 30? Should I start taking medicines? I have never experienced this kind of issues with previous partners, bit again, I was around 25 back then.
Anyway, what can I do to improve my sex life? I've already quit smoking and energy drinks, I stopped fapping months ago, and almost completely stopped watching porn. Anything else I should do?
Hit me up on kik foxabdbear
>>23762999
No such user on kik
>>23763294
probably foxandbear
Well /soc/, give your opinion or advice, both would help. Not sure what to do with my hair or facial hair
Current hair is great, grow out facial hair a little bit more (maybe 1-2 in maybe?)
you could try dunking your whole head in bubbling tar, OP. I hear it really softens the roots.
>>23762592
Lose weight.
UGH, Monday?! Let us ruin your week, come talk to us, haha -- 21/f and my gay cousin 24/m! We're secretly friendly =)
Add me: crystal71694 or him: jeffadamson2
>A/S/L
23/f/usa
>Sexual Orientation
str8 enough
>Relationship Status
leave me alone
>Text / Mic / Cam
text unless i lov u
>MBTI Type
infj? idk/c
>Favorite Music
i just listen to a bunch of garbage (not the band)
ugh it's effort to list it all. i like sludge stuff, post punk, shoegaze, black metal, pop, rap, punk, blues, death metal, thrash, dumb old emo stuff, goth nerd stuff, trap, lo fi junk, experimental w/e, i dont care
>Favorite Movies
blue velvet, trainspotting, over the top, the shining, oldboy, the virgin suicides, breakfast at tiffanys, blue velvet, clueless, daisies, mulholland drive, heathers, n?co z alenky, the craft, 8 1/2, con air, funny face, the fan, blue velvet
>Favorite TV Shows
twin peaks, fraiser, curb your enthusiasm, community, top of the lake, gilmore girls, peep show, 30 rock, house of cards, arrested development, empire, sons of anarchy, oz, bobs burgers, everything on food network, idk i try to watch all the shows i can
right now i'm watching daredevil and then gonna watch the wire...finally
>Favorite Books
on the road, last exit to brooklyn, south of the boarder west of the sun, mrs dalloway, the great gatsby, wasted, the jungle, the screwtape letters, infinite jest, factotum
>Favorite Vidya
idk any
>Interests
i have no interests anymore i am tired of typing
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /soc/ /cry/
>Are you a NEET?
not right now
>What languages do you speak?
english and very very limited spanish (learning)
>What are you looking for?
a friend
>What are you not looking for?
weirdos, nerds, creepy ppl, werewolves, dic pix, people that use the emoticon :3
>Contact Info
autisticgothgirl
>>23761467
as in you guys fool around a bit?
You guys look fkin ugly and gross
Post here my fellow KVs
(other virgin thread is explicitly a meetup thread, this one isn't)
>A/S/L
23/f/usa
>Sexual Orientation
str8 enough
>Relationship Status
leave me alone
>Text / Mic / Cam
text unless i lov u
>MBTI Type
infj? idk/c
>Favorite Music
i just listen to a bunch of garbage (not the band)
ugh it's effort to list it all. i like sludge stuff, post punk, shoegaze, black metal, pop, rap, punk, blues, death metal, thrash, dumb old emo stuff, goth nerd stuff, trap, lo fi junk, experimental w/e, i dont care
>Favorite Movies
blue velvet, trainspotting, over the top, the shining, oldboy, the virgin suicides, breakfast at tiffanys, blue velvet, clueless, daisies, mulholland drive, heathers, n?co z alenky, the craft, 8 1/2, con air, funny face, the fan, blue velvet
>Favorite TV Shows
twin peaks, fraiser, curb your enthusiasm, community, top of the lake, gilmore girls, peep show, 30 rock, house of cards, arrested development, empire, sons of anarchy, oz, bobs burgers, everything on food network, idk i try to watch all the shows i can
right now i'm watching daredevil and then gonna watch the wire...finally
>Favorite Books
on the road, last exit to brooklyn, south of the boarder west of the sun, mrs dalloway, the great gatsby, wasted, the jungle, the screwtape letters, infinite jest, factotum
>Favorite Vidya
idk any
>Interests
i have no interests anymore i am tired of typing
>What boards do you use?
/ck/ /soc/ /cry/
>Are you a NEET?
not right now
>What languages do you speak?
english and very very limited spanish (learning)
>What are you looking for?
a friend
>What are you not looking for?
weirdos, nerds, creepy ppl, werewolves, dic pix, people that use the emoticon :3
>Contact Info
autisticgothgirl
>>23761331
I think you're in the wrong thread bot
Ayy was also in the last thread. Being a 22 year old virgin is a real fucking drag. It's not even about sex anymore. I'm just sick of being unwanted. Any advice other than lift and don't be a social retard? Been trying to do both already.
Hey guys. Why can't I find a gf?
>>23758292
Because you are stupid
>>23758310
W-why is that, anon?
>>23758318
Use your brain for a change look at your self. Instead of looking for escape maybe it is time to look for solutions and grow as person. If you think your life is bad think again.
I understand pain all too well and it should be used not abused.
Beautiful Brown Men Thread! Calling all Polynesians, Arabs, Hispanics, dark skinned Asians, Native Americans etc! We love pics!
>>23756585
Is this a "share oc" thread? If not, then this would be better off in >>>/hm/
Oh god yes. Let's see some brown men.
Heyo. Do I make the cut?
Wisconsin thread?
M/21/608
Anyone from 608 hmu asap need some help with something
M/28/414
I'm also quite close to 262, Menomonee Falls/ Germantown
I need more social shit to do in my life. I usually just sit around, smoke and play games.
Another thread filled with men! West Allis here!
Gay Kink Swap Group
Horny group for everybody, be kinky and open!
you can post all of yourself or other hot pics also ;)
scan code or post your name here to be added.
Please be active and creative (not just cocks), show new and hot things!
let's have fun :)
Funkyduck13
>>23753395
bump
Nightshade2x
CHART THREAD
Template will be posted shortly. R8/H8
postan the overly large one
Rate, first post on here. Kind of curious
You've got one hot bulge, Mr. More??
>>23761666
thats a stupid half sleeve. so uninspired man
a white tank top and budlight case
yer a fucking tool bud... you have some stuff to figure out.
Calling all traps trans and sissy drop your best pics here on hmu at kikndik2
Get any good ones?
>>23760036
no one ever does
>>23759545
0/10 do not want! Let's get some better ones
new nc thread!
post area code and if you have a match you have to meet up fuck, smoke, etc.
910
336
336
>>23746259
Yes! 336 here!
http://winstonsalem.craigslist.org/cas/5573105635.html
Survey Time!
>gender
>sexual orientation
>relationship status
>age
>mbti
>location
>birthplace
>ethnicity
>religion
>believe in god?
>believe in ayys?
>favorite hobbies?
>favorite movies/tv/books?
>favorite games?
>favorite color?
>support abortion?
>support feminism?
>believe in ghosts?
>closest to death you've been?
>ever been in a car crash?
>do you always wear a seatbelt?
>favorite color?
>favorite animal?
>how often do you fap?
>shower before sex/oral?
>shower morning or evening?
>do you always wash your hands after you pee?
>how many friends do you have?
>if you could have one wish?
>favorite memory?
>biggest regret?
>worst memory?
>life goal?
>How would you address a group of two or more people?
>are you fat?
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?
>favorite 4chan boards?
>favorite subreddits?
>favorite website?
>favorite historical person?
>favorite topics/subjects?
>if you could be with one person right now, who?
>what is your opinion on atheism?
>are you happy with your life?
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?
>happiest moment of your life?
>how long have you been on 4chan?
>job/school/neet?
>favorite meme?
>are you autistic?
>any cool fact about yourself?
>biggest accomplishment?
>did you enjoy this survey?
>picture
>contact info
>>23746124
>>gender/Male
>>sexual orientation/Hetero
>>relationship status/Single, but also fb classic "it's complicated"
>>age/22
>>mbti/Somewhere between enfp and infp
>>location/Kamloops B.C. Canada, moving to Quesnel on monday
>>birthplace/Abbotsford B.C. Canada
>>ethnicity?/half white half italian
>>religion/I want to believe
>>believe in god?/see above
>>believe in ayys?/see above
>>favorite hobbies?/vidya,internet,chainsaw,hiking/exploration
>>favorite movies/tv/books?/Breaking Bad, SoA,R&M,John Dies At The End, This Book is Full of Spiders
>>favorite games? GTA, Fallout 3-4, FF1,6,7,8,10, and STALKER as of recently
>>favorite color?/Black
>>support abortion?/Yes
>>support feminism?/Real feminism, as in womens rights, sure. but there's more important things to worry about now
>>23747125
>>believe in ghosts?/Again, I want to believe
>>closest to death you've been?/Almost felled a tree on myself once.
>>ever been in a car crash?/No
>>do you always wear a seatbelt?/Yes
>>favorite color?/Also Electric Blue since we're here again
>>favorite animal?/Kanines I suppose
>>how often do you fap?/Variable, I got busy last night so I'll probably fap a second time today before bed, but that's not to say I don't ever faap 6 times a day
>>shower before sex/oral?/Twice I think, I'm a bit spontaneous
>>shower morning or evening?/Preferably mornings, depending on work I may shower in the middle of the day.
>>do you always wash your hands after you pee?/I'll be honest, I've skipped a fair bit while drunk by myself
>>how many friends do you have?/Not as many as my FB would have you believe
>>if you could have one wish?/I don't know. Maybe infinite money, maybe shapeshifting superpowers, hack immortality without having to suffer the curse of actual immortality
>>favorite memory?/Meeting Tristen, the love of my life
>>biggest regret?/Giving up
>>worst memory?/Losing Tristen, the love of my life
>>life goal?/I'm not certain anymore, The Golden Rule is a part of it though
>>23747208
>How would you address a group of two or more people?/ "Hey Guys," unless it's a group of girls.
>are you fat?/No
>What do you call the area of grass between the sidewalk and the road?/Never thought about that, I suppose either "the grass" or "the lawn" depending on whats behind it
>do you drink/smoke/do drugs?/Yes,Yes, only weed.
>what you look for in a partner/relationship?/Likability, contrasting traits, intelligent and will call me on my bullshit, also sexual attraction
>favorite 4chan boards?//b/,/v/,/x/, I'm still sorta new here
>favorite subreddits?/Never got into Reddit
>favorite website?/Right here :)
>favorite historical person? Ernesto "Che" Guevara del la Serna
>favorite topics/subjects? I am known to get excited when talking about fighting wildfire, as it is what I do
>if you could be with one person right now, who? Tristen, the love of my life
>what is your opinion on atheism? It's fine, but I am terrified of the possibilty of facing non existence after death. Thus why I am trying to believe
>are you happy with your life?/ I think the word is "subjective"? I am not happy with my life, I will always try to change it. But it is not a horrible awful one.
>What do you call a traffic situation in which several roads meet in a circle?/It's called a roundabout, in Canada
>happiest moment of your life?/If it's not the first time I had sex, It was the first time I had sex with Tristen.
>how long have you been on 4chan?/ I first showed up around '09/'10, stopped around '13 because fire, came back at the end of last year
>job/school/neet?/Wildland Firefighter
>favorite meme?/Don't know, technically it may be fanart, but I do have a thing for 4chumblr if that counts?
>are you autistic?/Well I'm here, aren't I?
>any cool fact about yourself? Uh, I learnt how to do liquid and jumpstyle dancing in highschool?
>biggest accomplishment? Found confidence, no longer beta, can talk to people on the street now.
