no assume thread? let's fix it
>>22960079
>>22960081
Gettin' a bro-worthy vibe off both of you, so I am assuming you guys are Bro tier.
DREAM GUY/GIRL THREAD!
>>22939284
Darra.
nuff said lads.
>tfw I just want a girl who likes wearing frilly clothes and is willing to show off
this is true suffering
>lanky
>between 16-20
>tall
>doesnt listen to top 40
>quirky weird guy type - think stereotypical michael cera and thomas mann roles
>honest
>smart
>sorta arrogant
>kinky
>not very religious
>nice hair, shorter on sides, longer on top
>preferably lives near me (north eastern usa)
>glasses, freckles, birthmarks, and musician are all pluses
>likes me
old thread super full up, almost dead
>A/S/L
>Sexual Orientation
>Relationship Status
>Text / Mic / Cam
>Favorite Music
>Favorite Movies
>Favorite TV Shows
>Favorite Books
>Favorite Vidya
>Interests
>What boards do you use?
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
>What languages do you speak?
>What are you NOT looking for?
>What are you looking for?
>Pic
>Contact Info
>A/S/L
26/M/Germany
>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>Relationship Status
Single
>BMI
Not insecure enough to know
>Text / Mic / Cam
Sure, but ask first
>MBTI Type
INFJ
>Favorite Music
All kinds, but most of my library is soundtracks and Alternative
>Favorite Movies
American Psycho, Letters from Iwo Jima... not a big movie guy
>Favorite TV Shows
Don't watch TV
>Favorite Books
American Gods, House of Leaves, Faust
>Favorite Vidya
XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Silent Hill 2, Endless Games
>Interests
Philosophy, psychology, /tg/, vidya
>What boards do you use?
/tg/ and some /a/, other boards as needed
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Maybe, but ask first.
>Are you a NEET?
Nope. Studies and work.
>What languages do you speak?
English and German
>What are you NOT looking for?
Waldo
>What are you looking for?
Interesting or funny people who want to chat, especially /tg/, /a/ and intellectual stuff, but most topics are good
>Pic
Ask and ye shall receive
>Contact info
Skype: saibot_11
>A/S/L
24/Female/USA
>Sexual Orientation
Asexual
>Relationship Status
Single I think.
>Text / Mic / Cam
Yeah/maybe/nah
>Favorite Music
Brand New, Chance the Rapper, Placebo, Annotations of an Autopsy
>Favorite Movies
Brahm Stoker's Dracula, Bambi, Princess Mononoke, Babadook
>Favorite TV Shows
American Horror Story, Dexter, most cooking shows
>Favorite Books
Brave New World, Invisible Monsters, Secret Window Secret Garden, Hairstyles of the Damned
>Favorite Vidya
Silent Hill, Animal Crossing, dating sims
>Interests
Poetry, music, tumblr/instagram, virtual pet sites, tattoos and piercings
>What boards do you use?
/soc/, /b/, /x/
>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not really.
>What languages do you speak?
English, sooome German
>What are you NOT looking for?
Dicks, in any sense of the word.
>What are you looking for?
I have no idea.
>Pic
Ehhhhhhhhhhh okay..
>Contact Info
prettydeadly
>>22930090
>>A/S/L
21/M/England and Belgium
>>Sexual Orientation
Straight
>>Relationship Status
On the verge of breaking up.
>>Text / Mic / Cam
All of the above, I can text pretty much throughout the day but I can only use my cam/call at night.
>>Favorite Music
Rap (Busdriver, Keith Ape, Slug Christ, ASAP mob, Kevin Gates, Stitches, Okasian, Play$tar, Kohh.) Dubstep, drum and bass, jazz and some blues stuff.
>>Favorite Movies
The Reanimator, anything zombie-related, American Psycho, City of God, The Dark Knight, How High, Harold and Kumar series and a fuckload more.
>>Favorite TV Shows
Obligatory Breaking Bad, TWD to some degree, Narcos, The Sopranos, The Wire.
>>Favorite Books
Catcher in the Rye, 1984, Edgar Allen Poe.
>>Favorite Vidya
CSGO, RuneScape, Monster Hunter, SSBM, Counter Strike 1.6, H1Z1
>>Interests
Learning new languages, video games, collecting stuff, spicy food and chilli peppers, watching movies, cuddling, walking, getting high and a whole load more. Get to know me ;)
>>What boards do you use?
/b/, /x/, /r9k/, /soc/, /vg/, /g/
>>Are you interested in Skype groups?
Not particularly, it depends.
>>What languages do you speak?
English and Dutch/Flemish fluently, some French, German, Japanese, Korean, Chinese, Swedish, Finnish and a very small amount of Russian.
>>What are you NOT looking for?
People who don't carry conversations on, people who aren't looking to talk on a regular basis.
>>What are you looking for?
Qt grills, cool people to play vidya with.
>>Pic
Just ask me to cam.
>>Contact Info
Skype: YuehanBagel
Kik: Cam0thegod
Snapchat: Greennilbog
Michigan thread disappeared
area code/sex/age
248/m/23
hang out, drink beer, sex, whatever
313 femanon here. I don't drink and I probably wouldn't have sex with anyone. 420 blaze it tho
>>22967648
She? Kik?
>>22967839
Every time I post my kik on here I get lots of dick pics
Twink Thread. let me start with me ;)
>>22967066
>>22967092
You got a kik?
Socal twink here c:
Older KIK thread?
30+ post location and KIK
Serialkisse95
Ashleynguyen465
Cute.teddy 30 year old swedish bearded guy
Age Gap Thread
>post age gap stories
>post your info and contact information if seeking an age gap relationship.
>>22945254
813 f seeking local older Floridian men.
kik: 4chan.FL.little
It's a throwaway, so replies may be slow.
>>22945254
bump
43m wa seeking 18-25f for friendship, casual relationship. I like smart and personable cuddley affectionate girls. Kik aromeoguy
FEMALE SEXY AUDIO (FSA)
Dirty talk, audio masturbation, vocal smut and shenanigans all recorded on vocaroo or other sites and posted.
Be as tame, romantic, sensual or filthy as you like. Record your masturbation, try some scripts, improv, sing, play music, talk about your favorite sexual fantasies, and/or just look for requests on the thread.
Please remember to tag your post with your Thread name, the request link and/or title and type of work (song, fap, script, etc...)
And if you sing please put the title on it.
All content is welcome here, but please keep in mind:
>Please keep long scripts and extreme scripts in pastebins (http://pastebin.com)
>Name and picture requests are generally ignored. Contactfagging is also generally ignored and discouraged by the /soc/ rules unless given permission by the performer.
>Refrain from spamming the thread.
>General 4chan and /soc/ rules apply.
>Please be civil towards the people.
>No one is entitled to get their request done.
PREVIOUS THREAD:>>22895728
>>22943834
GIANT SCRIPT and LINK ARCHIVE: http://pastebin.com/5fNkmWLW
AUDIO HOSTING SITES
http://www.vocaroo.com
http://tindeck.com/
http://www.picosong.com
http://clyp.it/
http://www.chirbit.com
http://soundgasm.net
https://soundcloud.com
TEXT-HOSTING
PASTEBIN: http://pastebin.com/
SOUND EDITING SOFTWARE
Audacity.sourceforge.net Best Free Recording Software on the Interwebs
FSA FAQ http://pastebin.com/RuFTF8iD
!!!QUESTIONS FOR NEW GIRLS!!! http://pastebin.com/QTEyFg4w
PRO-TIPS FOR PERFORMERS http://pastebin.com/CV86rFZ9
VK's THREAD PANEL IMAGES http://imgur.com/a/NMCFe
Olllie's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/6ArTJ & http://imgur.com/a/BA82B
Azula's THREAD PANELS http://imgur.com/a/JM9I6#0
<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<< FSA >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>22943834
FSA Christmas BIN
http://pastebin.com/V1fC0YY1
FSA CHRISTMAS IMPROV/WRITING/PERFORMANCE CHALLENGES!
Do any or many or all of the Christmas Bin Stories or Songs
Sing other Christmas songs!
Make up new Christmas Songs
Read Christmas Stories
Read Bedtime Stories
IMPROV/SCRIPT POSSIBILITIES
It's Christmas Eve and you are horny and masturbating when Santa finds you.
Hooking up with someone you haven't seen since you were last home... (and for you incest fans, that can include family members)
Who would you enforce mistletoe rules with?
Sneaky fapping because you are back home and the house is filled with relatives...
Sneaking off to a quiet corner of the property to fuck on Christmas Day
You are molested by Santa (could be at home, store Santa, street-corner Santa...)
Sex with an elf or someone in an elf costume?
Tell us about any sexy Christmas pasts
Masturbate and HoHoHo when you come?
At dinner, sneaking under the table to blow bf/brother/brother-in-law. Bonus points for accidentally getting the wrong guy.
Trying to return a gift, you run into the return clerk who you must satisfy.
And anything else you can come up with...
Roughly 30 Seconds After We Meet by VK
Pace: Frantic and lusty
[ROM][Make-up Sex][LDR][I wrote it for you]
“Mmmf...<kissing>...I know I know...<kissing> we have so much to...<moan>...settle, and...<Mmmm kissing>No, don’t stop<kissing> Forgive you? <kissing> You’ve got nothing—just tear it off me--<moan>...to forgive, but do you...<moan> forgive me? <kissing> Of course you do...Lemme do it. That clasp is weird...<loud moan> Yes...yes...on the counter <moan> The dishes? Fuck the dishes! Push ‘em! Fuck! You’re making me so...<moan> I-don’t-care-about-those-panties! Shred ‘em! <More excited moaning> Yes, I’m shaved...God...are you hunting for my G spot? Oh fuck yeah I want to taste myself! <sucking wet finger sounds> Give me your cock! Put it in me—no not here…tables crowded---fuck—bed too far...just do me on the floor! <loud moan> fucking fill me! <kissing> Am...am I what you expected? Better? Slutty enough anyway. <SLAP><SLAP><moan> What was that for? To make me moan...came all this way to hear it <moaning> didn’t you? Oh, you feel so good in me. Yes, it’s better...better than I...was hoping...<more excited moaning> You went in bare, didn’t’ you? <even more excited moaning> You know how fucking fertile...Oh God!...you want to put a baby in me? Just <moan> your cum? <laugh> Well the one follows...<Loud gasp> Oh, God, Oh god. You’re coming! <improvise to orgasm> <after comedown period> <Laughter> Well, my good sir. It’s nice to finally meet you. Very nice, indeed. <kiss>
Crush thread.
Post your /soc/ waifus below.
Icelandic goddess of doom.
wifey
Best waifu reporting in
COMPLIMENT THREAD!
Hello anons. Post your faces and I'll tell you what I like about your appearances! If you fancy a chat I'll be in thread as well. Tbh I'm studying for a Math exam as well, so I'm sorry if I answer slowly, I'll do my best!
Gogogo
>>22969500
Hey Anon! I hope you're having a great day. I should be studying for my finals. Thanks for reminding me. Anyways, here's my face.
>>22969504
Your skin looks nice and dewy! Pretty eyes and pretty big lips! You got a handsome jawline too. And fluffy hair
>>22969507
You have such a kind expression in this pic, Anon!! Warm and kind smiles are the best! I can't word how much I like your smile to be honest! It's too cute.
I'm having a nice day. Me and bf are gonna work out soon but I have to study a bit more haha. Let's study hard!
Rate me
Einstein looking 6/10
>>22962602
My turn now :P
>>22962534
you look like you teach calculus or some shit
6.2, would elect as DM
>>22962604
dark as hell but 7
Anyone else in caffeine//nicotine land for last minute final crammage?
God dammit
Girls, show us you sexiest panty in the closet..
Panties are kept in the dresser not in the closet you retard
this
>>22957843
l o l
Poging #4378943
Nederdraad Hook Up!
0172/m/21 down to smoke/cuddle/fuck, have a big dick.
kik/snap: mauserdemauser
Haarlem - 29 jaar - Hetero
* Drankje doen in Haarlem / omstreken / filmpje pakken of wat anders pakken.
* KIK/SNAP : Thriller023
25/m/Amsterdam, ik hou deze draad in de gaten voor t geval er wat leuks voorbij komt
21/m/020
Heb niet het idee dat hier ooit wat gebeurt maar ik help wel bumpen; joe neffer no.
Long hair thread?
Long hair thread.
Come show off your lustrous locks!
>lustrious
kek
will take less serious pictures soon. hair is currently a frizzball, RIP. also summoning chill-ass femanon that doesn't show face but is fantastic at keeping the thread alive. pls hear mi call
>>22939605
Ermahgerd hi! I can honestly say you are one of the coolest chicks in these threads. I feel super special to be summoned. How goes?
>lurkers are you here?
FINALLY A LONG HAIR THREAD
hello /soc/ pls rate my new hairstyle
ITT experimental hairstyles
>>22968934
2/10 terrible
JUST
>>22968941
good thing that I keep my hair in ponytail when leaving home
