Vocaroo thread, free theme.
Show us what you got.
vocaroo.com/i/s1EE3sJglXg8
>tfw you killed the last one
sorry guys. here i go again
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Qv4hBtqKkL
Damn, you both are good at the guitar lol
>>22960788
Why you sound so sadd
Guitar playing soothing AF doe
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1XL6rdF6dE1
Here's my face and my phone recording
>>22960918
Linked the wrong one lmao
Here's the right one
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Q5FJJGr5li
New r8 thread m8s
Peace is a lie, there is only passion.
Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken.
The Force shall free me.
>>22979204
incredible
man of the year 2015
10/10
do u guys like my cat sweater
i like my cat sweater
I have one real friend, never had a gf, and know happiness only as a fleeting thing.
I am also someone who you would not guess this way.
Ask anything or lets just talk about anything.
op is david?
>>22979028
OP is not david
I have also only one real friend and then "friends". That's not really terrible.
If you can talk with him about everything like your feelings and sexuality then is fine.
And I never had a bf (gay and 19 search guy with beard brown hair and maybe blue eyes <3), but I think you will find your true love someday. I think the most people find they true love later.
Ask a guy who just gave head for the first time anything.
did you swallow?
>>22978392
No. He wore a condom, but I let him cum on my face.
>>22978399
did you enjoy sucking his cock?
Anyone else have vitiligo? This is the place to post pics. :) Also, how would you feel about playing with a vitiligo cock?
When I fallen in love with someone with this It wouldn't bother me.
But I would prefer a guy without this, because I don't know, it looks strange.
>>22977033
Having a spotted dick does not make you special.
>>22977093
Fair enough, thanks for being honest. :)
>>22977117
Indeed. I'm mainly hoping some other people with vitiligo are going to post, because I think it looks cool and I love seeing other people's skin patterns and where on their bodies they have it.
General drinking thread
what are you having tonight?
plans for new years?
Resolutions?
Christmas gifts?
Music you are listening to?
Post a selfie
anything goes.
Nice man bun and bud light, bud....
>>22976733
Excuse me, but as a man with a bun, that is not one. That is a topknot. Buns are for men with long hair, topknots are for faggots.
>>22976725
holy fuck that topknot is gay, buzz cut m8?
DREAM/GUY GIRL THREAD!
get in here, maybe post contact if you want people who fit your stuff to hit you up
someone who doesn't make me more sad than i already am
contributing to own thread
>male
>white supremacist
>assertive
>dominant
>slavic or germanic, preferrably with the accent (this is literally the best part)
>reasonably kinky and open to indulging my kinks that may or may not be weird
>alcoholic is great so we can get blasted together
>bit of a dickhead
>taller than me (i am 5'4-5'5) the taller the better
>broad shoulders and or wide hips/cute butt
>big hands that swallow me up with long slender fingers
>sharp features are mmm
>light colored eyes are superior but it depends on what suits you
>i really like excessive hair on chest and face and stuff but can easily appreciate less hair or hairless/cleaned up if it suits you better
>same goes with long hair that stuff is HOT but isn't for everyone
>won't expect to talk all the time/every fucking day/can handle some amount of space
>g-gets me off..
>will stay up late with me on weekends and chat about shit/laugh at niggers
>can handle me getting excited about finding new music and lets me spam him with it
>very touchy-feely or affectionate once you break though the rough exterior (i like to be touched. a lot)
>not turned off by me being a virgin/my lack of experience
>will probably never find but one can dream right
dark and spooky and smart and funny and outgoing
really dominant and tells me what to do bc i can't make decisions for myself
super tall super pale super skinny super angular and sharp
dark curly hair
i love sharp noses and high cheekbones
someone who likes art and literature and paintings and poetry and linguistics
horror movies and video games and novels and basically anything scary i just wanna date the reincarnation of hp lovecraft or like irl thomas ligotti
into really weird stuff, sexually
wants to do bad stuff to me
also wants to snuggle and bake cookies and play silent hill and watch martyrs and my little pony
idk
i will never find this dream boy
he is long gone
but a girl can try y'know
new thread idea
post about embarrassing things you do that you don't want anyone to know about
pics optional for the brave
let's enjoy some self-cringe
sometimes i get drunk and write non-ironic poetry about my favorite /soc/ regs
I love digging through my boyfriends disgusting dandruff head.
It's nasty I know.
>>22976689
oh man i feel that though
i always have an overwhelming urge to pick at my boyfriends acne
it's so gross i'm a gross person
he hates it
Write a letter to someone who will most likely never read it.
Dear M
Fucking communicate with me.
>>22976427
kek is that "M" an annon from this board?
>>22976419
Dear OP,
you're a faggot
sincerely
Not a faggot
how about an assume thread, the other one is super stale
>>22975972
I assume you don't get much sleep
>>22975972
spends way too much time in the mirror
who the fuck else have god awful dark circles
is there a method, other than cosmetics, to reduce this bullshit
i can't apply makeup for shit
>>22975967
I too have dark circles, and always have ever since I was born pretty much.
You will never be able to get rid of the sunken-in look as that is genetics due to lower cheekbones and simply because...well, it's how your bone structure is. You have to accept that now, it took me a long time and lots of trial/error attempts (all unsuccessful) to remove darkness when I realized a lot of the "darkness" was the thinness of the lower eye skin along with bang shadows that occurred in pictures/fluorescent light settings and simply my sunken in facial features.
As you can see here, even in nice lighting before I had bangs as a little girl I still had dark circles. I am sure it will be somewhat similar for you. It sucks but the way our faces are shaped, we will always have them.
The GOOD thing is it is not as noticeable as we probably think it is. I'd take a look at your parents, they most likely have the same eye circles (both of mine do) and I am sure you do not notice it on them really either. Lots of people have them, some more prominent than others. It's part of the face.
NOW for the darkness, which it seems you only have a teeny bit of (seriously ,put your finger over the lines in this picture that make the circle shape and look at the color: barely different.) I'd suggest: changing hairstyles (bangs cast a dark shadow on the face making those circles look darker), getting more sleep, eating healthy and exercise. Makes a huge difference.
Also learning how to use concealer is a pain but for formal events it does help a ton. I hope one day you learn to love and embrace your circles as part of you and realize that you are beautiful, eye circles and all. :3
>>22975967
Tomoko circles are qt.
But I don't think there's a real method to it besides hiding them with cosmetics.
Or just getting enough sleep and sunlight.
>>22976067
As for me now, I would post some photos but honestly I don't really have any pictures that truly show them.
Right now is an exception since I just moved to Spain and am under a lot of stress, but as I grew older I learned how to reduce the darkness and hide my circles.
I slept a healthy amount. I used to have severe issues with oversleeping (12-16 hours a day) or undersleeping (playing vidya all night and then going to bed at 0300 when I had to get ready for school at 0625) however developing a set routine and finding out my reasons for poor sleeping habits helped. Keeping the laptop off and getting a dim lamp (no shame, scared of the dark, it's also pretty common) helped loads.
I started eating better, I still eat pretty terribly but I've learned that not everything has to be super gross. Hummus and tortilla chips are great, so are red apples with cinnamon. Greek food is pretty light and healthy. I used to be severely underweight (~103 lbs). Now I'm a healthy weight (~125 lbs) and being both underweight or overweight both affect dem circles. Once you feel better and are healthier, your skin reflects it.
I started lifting and felt REALLY great during, I looked like I was glowing and while my circles have never gone away, they were lighter and less noticeable during that time period. Less facial fat and better health = less circles and better color of them. Pic related is a picture with ZERO MAKEUP in good lighting to show what I looked like in the face when I was working out. Ofc I only did it for ~6 months but hey, it helped.
Lastly of course makeup works well to get rid of the color, but again foundation won't magically make your circles disappear, it'll just make them the same color. Gotta have realistic expectations with makeup.
Hopefully that helped OP, just remember your circles will be with you forever and they love you unconditionally, don't feel bad about them.
>>22976072
Yes, also sunlight. My circles are worse if I don't go outside.
Rate/guess age&nationality thread
I would rate myself 4/10 as unattractive but not ugly. Please be honest with ratings, i will be honest too.
Dressed like a hobo because i barely leave my house.
>>22975449
6.5 scandinavian
>>22975449
oh and you're early 20s
>>22975460
7/10 australian probably 24 years old but you have a young face
I am from Slovenia so you were wrong
Why do you guys care so much about being validated by anonymous people on the internet who're being more nice than honest?
>>22975109
If she shaved and put a bag over her head she wouldn't be half bad.
fuck you
>>22975109
No longer insecure bout my hairy crotch region. Thanks anon.
How would you feel about discovering a tummy tuck scar on a new partner, /soc/? Disgusted/turned off? Indifferent?
pic related but not me
>>22974357
The fucks a tummy tuck
>>22974363
It the reduction of fat and/or loose skin on the lower body
>>22974357
I love latge scars on a woman skin, so it'd be a greart turn on
Let's do a voices of /soc/ :)
http://vocaroo.com
Please be nice to each other
OP here. This is mine http://vocaroo.com/i/s0guGmZcOl2o Sorry for the low quality. I didn't want to do another one.
Come one, people. Don't let me down :(
>>22970365
Jesus you sound like a beta aspie homo
