I'm 27 today and still a virgin. One girl I know gave me this pic that I sent to my younger Chad-like brother to fuck with him.
>Dervan
Is the family name. In honour of my 27th if any chicks could take a lewd pic with that name on a piece of paper or even on their body I would be enormously grateful. Hells, Traps and masculine men included.
I would really appreciate a parade of degeneracy
>pic related
>>22968205
Hur dur it's my burthday gimme nudes ladies!!!!
>>22968214
and gentleman*
I'm too far gone to be picky.
>>22968205
omg. hot!
Rate my load
>>22967941
Would Def suck that off your cock rn, down to the balls, very nice but could be bigger. 8/10
>>22967948
Its longer than it looks I swear, fat too
>>22967966
Mmm I could only dream of sucking that off. I'd do anything for the chance.
Lets be brave. How about a cock and face rate thread?
I'll start.
8/10 You are cute and your cock is a masterpiece. Moar?
this isn't brave
it's fucking stupid
Kek.
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I'm about to graduate college with a shitty degree and no job. I'm 23 and I've never had a girlfriend. I have Asperger's and I'm pretty sure I'm ugly. Am I fucked? (pic is me)
I think I look like I have a pretty distinct developmental disability, like if I saw someone who looked like me I'd know there's something wrong with them. I'm pretty sure I'm just like the autistic people who people on 4chan joke about all the time. When I try to talk to girls I get a vibe like they're uncomfortable or they think its funny that I think I have a chance with them.
What else can I do? I'm worried the only thing I can do is accept that I'll be alone forever
>>22967346
one more pic, I was going out and tried to make my hair look nice and I think it just made me look dumb. My facial hair is also a lot longer in this pic
You look all right, and I'm not even a girl or gay.
>>22967346
>shitty degree
Then why in the blue fuck did you pick that degree?!
Seriously, I don't understand this crap. If you're going to dump the money and the eternal debt you're going to be in to go to Uni (Assuming you're American and this a 4 year bachelors degree program) why in all of fuck would you pick something that you knew was a "Shitty Degree"?
Kik fetish thread.
>>22967277
22/m with dominant tendencies
Sadistic fuck of a 31 year old guy in Michigan.
I just want a really really really sexually frustrated virgin girl to use me as an outlet for that for weeks without letting me do anything else
I'm in a internet Secret Santa. I just received my gift, and it's a hat that's too small.
If I'm asked point blank if I liked the gift, should I say that it was too small, or should I lie and say I liked it?
>>22966627
I don't know, the other clothes you are wearing are distracting. Same pose, just the hat.
>>22966627
say the hat is awesome but unfortunately its to small, enough about that hat lets see more of op =p
>>22966670
I just googled bucket hat girl. There's probably more out there, somewhere
In your professional opinion, what is my rating (on a pitchfork scale 0.0-10.0)
>>22966515
Doesn't know how to save a photo on snapchat /10.0
you look like a jackass in that picture
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Let's have an omegle. thread.
Go on omegle, and set your interests to /soc/.
done and done
>>22966239
BUMP
>>22966239
done
Hi. I just need someone to talk to. Are you up for it, anon?
>>22966093
im here atm whats up?
I'm bored I will chat
Ditto
Itt: we worship the SOC king
>>22966003
this isnt david
>>22966021
u mad that david is better looking and more personable? he is easily the king and should be treated as such. The peasants should throw their women at him which he so obviously deserves.
Any other Utahn's on here?
Springville dweller here.
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Salt lake here.
Thank you for lovely snow, we love snow.
I hope u like my photos...wanna see more kik me---xAngelAlcarez
yea right
who posts these? im genuinely curious as to the guys that post stuff like this.
like this girl is too good looking so you obviously never dated her.
who is she? a friend? some camwhore? why post this? were you mad or do you think its funny? what are you trying to prove?
hit it up, seeing what happens, picture is completely different though
asked if they posted on here
>>22965866
let me know the results also i wondered if catfish etc.
i have no interest in talking to this person. im just trying to figure out why stuff like this is posted.
pic is me, looking for any fem who might want to kik/sc, cock is 8 inches
>>22965640
looks more like 4
>>22965659
really?
>>22965738
Gross
Are there any bitchy woman here? Post pics
also please describe what you would do if you found out your boyfriend is cheating on you, I hope it's violent
>inb4 Maxim poses as rokku
I found out my ex bf was cheating about a year and a half back. I didn't even really wait for an explanation and just started throwing his stuff on the sidewalk, thank god it had been raining all day beforehand. he started fucking crying about how it was a "mistake" and shit, which is the most bullshit thing ever. eventually I told him that if he didn't get out I'd call my brother (a cop) to make him, so that worked pretty well. sold some of the stuff I didn't throw out on eBay. I didn't really get into screaming, yelling, anything like that. when I get that level of angry it's just cold and brutal
ironically enough, I still get messages from him asking to talk and stuff until I blocked him. according to mutual friends, he hasn't been able to keep a girl more than a few weeks since
I'm bitchy, but I wouldn't give a fuck if my bf was cheating. He'd be out on his ass without a penny, and I'd be on that hotline bliiiiing
Anyone /x/ here? Want to join a kik group to discuss skellingtons and the occult? Just love Lovecraftian horrors? Thats cool too. Post your kik account here and we will add people until it is full.
>>22964633
I've been looking for something like this
Kik: Indubitably123
Not me but I'll give you a bump because of that meme anon
>>22964653
Got it. Will add.
>>22964657
Oh, well thanks!
