Post your picture ITT and others will tell you your flaws and how you can fix them
>>22993912
Just be born again.
>>22993912
Picasso drew a nigger
I don't have flaws.
OP is ugly as sin though
Any girls into badboys? Not some poser who smokes cigarettes and has tattoos. I mean real badboys.
Do you look like pic related?
i sell ecstasy and make 100k a year
>>22993273
The mullah has been kidnapped. Are you a bad enough dude to rescue him?
PA HookUp thread!
GET IN HERE!
814 reporting in.
814 bellefonte , reporting in
412/724
215 here
Rate thread!
>>22992738
5/10
Gotta go fast
>>22992738
5/10
>>22992745
6/10
Get a new penis rate going
Never measured my circumference before. About 5.75 inches.
>>22992143
6/10, you need to trim some of that hair OP.
Friday night fresh rate thread
Inb4 socs most frequent user posts
>>22990660
bruh dont we have a rate thread going
>>22990660
10/10 op
>Inb4 ayy lmao again
Wisconsin hang/hookup/whatever thread. Find something to do with another human being.
29/m/ozaukee co. Have transportation and bar money. Got shot down by a girl today and feeling the bummer. Looking for a good time, good looking well adjusted socially comfortable guy. Just don't have anything going on, friends all live far away.
Bump for there's like 9 kik threads and there's gotta be a few wisconsinites here.
>>22989905
I also got shot the fuck down by two okc girls
what fun 24/m/414, looking for people in the age bracket around downtown/eastside
>>22989977
I got shot down in person. Fugggg.
Where at in 414?
Everybody take a pic of yo booty like dis plz
>>22989664
yo this girl is hot
>>22989664
Everyone give me money
>XD
Cause
>itt give me money
>>22989668
indeed
>>22989673
no money XD just booty XDD
Old rate thread was getting full and stale
>>22988905
>pic related
>>22988905
Why are you wearing a glow stick? You look like a nurse at a shitty rave
Still solid 7.5
A returning sissy. This will be my 3rd thread in over 2 months.
So from beginning, I got great feedback when I got my first wig ever. You guys really gave me some motivation to pursue being a sissy :)
I returned and actually got quite a bit of hate on my second thread when I tried updating you all on what I've been up to. (figuring it was the same 2 trolls that kept posting)
Now I'm back again. I'd figure I'd let you all see me again and what I changed from and into. The picture is of me now. I regularly do chaturbate shows (which has been very fun and profitable!) as well as a upcoming tumblr/fetlife profile. If you have any questions or comments, leave em below :*
BTW, my name is Delilah Deity. I'm sure if you google it, you'll find links to plenty of stuff for me :)
me with my redish wig :) (just took these the other day)
>>22988130
You look amazing! So cute! What's your chaturbate name and are you doing a show tonight? <3
>>22988133
bost the benis, blease
looking for a post-ironic gf
hey are you into mentally ill girls?
>>22987966
i can play u giles corey songs on my guitar
>>22988005
wow i love him u have a guitar? thats really cool can i see it? i love artists can u play Aeroplane Over the Sea ?
post a photo of yourself and your sun sign, and i'll tell you what tarot card is relevant to your life right now.
taurus
praise the sun
libra yo
gl hf xoxo
>>22984657
>my tarot card is that i have no tarot card and my life has no meaning
i knew it
MINNESOTA MEET UP THREAD
post area codes, age, sex, and if you like dicks or pussies.
320/21/M/Straight
>>22984211
Anyone?
612
21/F
Like dick, never been with a girl desu
>>22986830
763
27/M
what kind of dick do you like?
Trapchat thread
>things97
>Trap/25/UK
>>22982908
Yet another faggot thread
>wtf mods?
>>22982908
>Using Caitlyn as the op image
>>22982922
kek
>>22982908
post pic ?
Well, I made a horrible miscalculation when I moved into Grandma's basement. I didn't know too much about my relatives, but I grew up hearing that my grandfather worked for WBC. Naturally, I thought it meant Warner Brothers Company like who put the Pokemon on tv and stuff.
Anyways, I got home from another unsuccessful attempt to get a job, and find my grandpa rifling through my stuff. He had found my big black dildo and was holding it with tree clippers as if it were a poisonous snake. On seeing me, he threw it at me and pulled his Luger that he claims he stole off Hitler out. Told me if I didn't get my faggot ass out of his house, he'd shove it up my ass and show what the Nazis do to fags. I politely inquired why all these straight people want to shove stuff up my ass.
He got angry and rushed at me, accidentally firing in the process. RIP Grandpa's pinkie toe. Grabbing my black stallion, I ran like a bat out of hell. On leaving the house, II had nowhere to go, so ended up joining the company of vagrants making a home under the local overpass.
I will expand on that story at a later date, but the assistant manager at Dunkin Donuts is insisting I get off the WiFi and leave. Apparently I smell like a dirty gym sock, and I'm frightening away customers.
Talk to you guys later!
These topics are LITERALLY the best thing on soc right now
david here
I actually laughed so fucking hard at this, kudos. You've done a good job making parody me more well rounded, rather than just "hurr durr gay" and it really makes the humor much better.
Minor point: someone who had been in WWII would be at least eighty, probably closer to ninety or a hundred. Considering that most people in those days had children before they were twenty-five, it's a little unrealistic. Go for something from Vietnam, instead.
Of course, my actual grandfather is from the generation that was too young to be in WWII or Korea, but also too old to be drafted into Vietnam. So, yeh.
How many parodies are there? This one is on a whole nother level from the past ones
