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Good night Britain edition
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>good night
>night

this is just a night bro
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I'll be up all night trying to keep this surviving with the 2 other people doing the same
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>>27515380
That's the catch mate. The only downside of being a NEET is no income, and you start to get spoilt by the NEETlifestyle a little bit. You forget how bad having to leave the house and do things actually is and you begin to think 'my life is nearly perfect, all I need is some money'. So you decide, all you need to do is get a job to have money and to thus make your life completely perfect.

However, just like how Adam & Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden for failing to resist temptation and sacrificed their perfect lives for a simple apple, your perfect life will erode before your eyes and all for the sake of having the money to potentially buy Apple products.

Everything that is great about being a NEET will be stripped away from you. You will no longer have time to enjoy your hobbies, you will no longer be able to get enough sleep, your self-respect will be stripped from you as you are expected to subordinate to your 'superiors'. Your principles and morals will be questioned as you shill for materialism and become part of the rampant capitalist machine that you will now rely solely upon. You may be asked to step on heads, throw colleagues under the bus or sell insurance to a confused old lady who doesn't need it. You will lose autonomy.

Rather than carry on and list everything you will lose from wageslavery, just know that it is everything you know and enjoy about NEEThood.

And the great irony of it all? The reason you got into this whole soul crushing mess in the first place, the money, is completely useless to you now. You no longer need money because you no longer have free time for wanting trinkets and toys and life experiences. So in a way, like a Native American, you have ended up trading everything you had and everything you held dear, for a few measly beads represented as numbers on an ATM machine.

I don't recommend it.
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Wives
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Feeling really sad again lads. Can't help but cry
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>>27516083
lel desu mate
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>>27516044

She's not real, none of them are, or ever will be.

>tfw
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>>27516097
at least you can know that loads of other people fap to her
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>>27516083
Life is shit isn't it?
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>>27516096
I know im fucking pathetic arn't I lads?

>>27516168
Yeah, its taken a turn for the worst recently.
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Lads how do you deal with a break up? GF and me were in a car crash and she has PTSD now so she's like a zombie.

Been going out for 6 1/2 years. What do I do now?
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>>27516202
become a sissy slut anon
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>>27516212
Tell her to get over it or you're withdrawing her cock privileges. That'll sort her out
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why the fuck do asda think it's okay to charge 40p for a carrier bag charge if i'm ordering ONE FUCKING THING that doesn't even need a fucking carrier bag, let alone fucking EIGHT
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Just took the day off working in a psychiatric hospital tomorrow to spend a day eating pot brownies and masturbating.
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>>27516202
Same here lad. No energy for anything. Stare blindly at stupid youtube vids all day
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>>27516259
good trade m80
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I\M fucking smashed lads.
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>>27516213
>6"4'
>Broad shoulders
>Ugly face
>big dick

Not gunna happen sorry anon. I'd like to be the britfeel sissy with a qt pixie cut so that I can pass as a qt boy or a qt girl depending on the day
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>>27516044

And boyfriends.
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>>27516044

>wake up
>post waifu
>go to bed
>post waifu

maybe I should start doing something with my life
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>>27516044
its finally late enough i can go back to bed and watch shit on the laptop.

>>27516299
she looking to get her feet licked lad?
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>>27516297
Get better taste

Although this is clearly you attention whoring. Take it to /cuteboys/ or some shit
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>>27516267
Im watching a man machine a potato so he can screw a carrot into it or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SzgPOJPTo_A
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>>27516291
Be my bf

I'll get a pixie cut
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Fucking hell this new thread took an immediate nose dive
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>>27516359
Will you look like pic related?
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>>27516317

Suck my fun stick, loser.
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>>27516384
The shiposting is on point desu lad
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Had way more free time than usual lads the past week and half. Not had to be at work or college much at all. Was p great at first but how lonely I am has started to sink in again.

Any ways what are you lads listening to tonight? I'm jamming out Pinkerton for those middle class kid with no real problems feels.
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>>27516316

why would you assume something so lewd?

get your mind out the gutter lad
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>>27516399
Thats not a pixie cut, but I probably wouldn't be that qt ever anyway
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>>27516044
Posting waifu and feeling pretty awful desu~
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Lads, am I a normie/faggot for liking Ellie Goulding? and I mean actually like her music, not her, though she is qt in the right light
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>>27516399

She doesn't look very attractive at all as a chap.
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>>27516465

She honestly one of the blandest musicians I could name. We'd have to be very, very close friends for me not to lose almost all respect for you.
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>>27516465
Nothing wrong with liking polished pop music. It's meant to be unsubstantial fun.
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You guys up for a late night tinychat or something?
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>>27516468
She looks like one of those hot girls that'd be mental as fuck when you scratch the surface. Dunno why im attracted to that
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>>27516513
Sounds like normiest fucking thing ever lad
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>>27516465

Jess Glynne is better desu
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>tfw you always end up back in /britfeel/ crying like a bitch

If 4chan or this board ever die I honestly won't know where to go. This scares me.
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Fucking met Morrissey in McDonalds last night, he is a top bloke, stood for a photo and had a chat about his days in The Smiths.
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>>27516552
I get properly sad that this thread is getting less and less popular. Literally the only place I feel like I belong.
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>>27516259
Got a recipe for those brownies?
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Lads I need some robot-approved podcasts to listen to during my drive to wagekeking

Anyone else do this and have suggestions?
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>>27516563

>Morrissey
>in McDonalds

doubt.jpg

He's a vegetarian, and who the fuck goes to maccy's for a salad?
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>>27516552
4chan has been the crutch that has helped me not collapse into depression and suicide for almost a decade. I'm 27, alone, and I really don't think I could cope without it anymore as it's the only form of open communication I have with others.
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>>27516600

OSW if you like old school wrestling, in fact OSW even if you don't like wrestling desu
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>>27516552

Iktf. I got banned for something dumb from a Twitch steam I'd been visiting for a year then spent the next 3 days achingly miserable.

>>27516563

>he is a top bloke

lotsofdoubt.png
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>>27516603
>who the fuck goes to maccy's for a salad?

Morrissey mate, I just heard about it.
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>>27516563
He came round my place the other day and we had an early spring barbeque. We initially fell out over wish sauce goes best with lamb but reconciled over our mutual appreciation of the royal family.
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Oh god my flatmates are back

I left vomit in the communal sink last night and I'm afraid to leave my room now,

So hungry now people are talking about McDonalds
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>>27516582

I'm going to start trying to come back here every day. I've been slipping out and only coming here when I get really depressed. I'm sorry.

>>27516608

I know how you feel. Although it doesn't really prevent the collapse for me, it just keeps me going through it and gets me to the other side.

>>27516638

>not just ban evading

Christ mate, sort it out. I'll wait out a 24 hour but even that's painful.
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My onaholes are stuck at the Post Office until I can pick them up which will most likely be Saturday.

Already been on nofap since Monday in anticipation, not sure if I can hold out until the weekend.
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People were posting nostalgia videos in the last thread so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FQMbXvn2RNI
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>>27516513

There's a steam chat where you can talk to all the anime posting faggots
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>>27516672
>since Monday

Wooooow, 2 whole days
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>>27516600
I really like Hello internet, Serial (This burgdah bloke sounds like a right robot desu), Podquisition all though half the time they try to hard and the co-optional podcast

Lore and Lou Reads the internet can be either really comfy or really really shit, especially when he reads reddit threads
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>>27516465
She's got a chin and jaw that could turn bricks to dust
Shit music anyway
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>>27516697
I last fapped Sunday so it's 3 days.
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>>27516039
I don't have to do any of that for my office job. I just sit on my computer, only 'work' for half the day. The other half is easy admin work. I get paid 24k for it.

There are other jobs apart from shitty mcjobs or supermarket stuff.
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>>27516735

At least she's white I guess, better than Charli XCX or some shit
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>>27516600
Ricky Gervais show
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>>27516672

Most likely customs are having a look at the box art and wondering whether to V& you
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>>27516600
Sleepycast.
Technically an animation and game design podcast by a bunch of old Newgrounds guys but they almost never talk about that stuff and it's just a bunch of bros shooting the shit and coming up with weird hypotheticals.
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>>27516600

sleepycast
ricky gervais xfm
ricky gervais podcast
Adam and Joe podcast
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>>27516783
Nope it managed to get through customs.
Know what you mean though, the box art is a bit shady.
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>>27516465
There's a couple of her songs I like, but I despise myself for it because of how meh she is.
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>>27516600
I listen to

Joe Rogan podcast
Bill Burr podcast

Then if you like wrasslin

Stone Cold Podcast
Chris Jericho Podcast

Also if you don't mind older stuff, just download episodes of The Opie & Anthony Show from 2008-2012 because that is some of the funniest shit to listen too.
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>>27516600
i sometimes listen to doug stanhope podcast, it's very unorganised and informal though
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>>27516818

Is xfm still a thing? I thought it had been rebranded to radio x or some shit
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>>27516849

>Stone Cold podcast

Shit since WWE network got their claws into it. Jericho is shit as well, literal manchild who cannot take any criticism, especially on twitter
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>>27516770
she's actually fit though, whereas ellie goulding looks like a genuine horse. most unattractive pop star out there rn.
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>tfw nobody likes the same anime as me
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>>27516922
I like Jericho's musical guests and I love everything Austin ever does I would listen to him talk about nothing all day he is such a nice man he is my hero
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>>27516976
List the anime
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>>27516430
Same lad, I thought i'd be alright but I forgot how hard it is being on your own all day, anyway check out the album Szymon - Tigersapp

The artist who made it killed himself a few years back and it was finished by relatives and released posthumously.
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>>27516976

>tfw people do like the same Bloc Party as you
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>>27516849
fuck off yank

32423
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>>27516998
stuff like natsume yuujinchou and ghost hunt

everyone else seems to like loli schoolgirls 14 or mecha
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>>27517057

>natsume yuujinchou

sounds comfy as fuck

I'll give it a watch
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>>27517091
theres a robot episode in there youll know it if you get there
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>>27516600
Church of what's happening now
Ron Paul Liberty Report
Juan Epstein
I am Rapaport

Most importantly, Radiolab.
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What's the appeal behind anime lads?

I never got it.
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>>27515932

Nice copy pasta, lad.
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>>27517117

Me neither desu, just don't see the appeal
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>>27517057
>natsume yuujinchou
great taste senpai. I can't wait for the new series~
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>>27517117
vast escapism
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>>27517117
It's just comfy <3
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>>27517117
like everthing else its addicting. i wanted to see all the anime reccomended to the one i liked to get the similar feeling again. i also get to put myself in a relationship with a girl or my mother
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I said, hey boy sittin in your tree
Mummy always wants you to come for tea
Don't be shy, straighten up your tie
Get down from your tree house sittin in the sky
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Should be wanking less but im gunna do it anyway lads
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>>27517117

Anime's appeal is the cute girls.
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>>27517268
As someone with no Anime experience what should I start with?
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>>27517288
Who is this mate I need to know as I too am interested in wanking.
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>>27517335
boku no pico, of course!
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warmed up frozen cumberland pie and a couple of doughnuts, life is good right now lads
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>>27517277
I wanna know just what to do
Is it very big is there room for two ?
I got a house with windows and doors
I'll show you mine if you show me yours
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>>27517379
What flavour doughnuts?
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talked to some cunt on a suicide charity site, cunt just said go to the doctor and left the chat

got memed pretty hard
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>>27517424
delicious jam
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>>27517370
Dunno, just found it browsing tumblr
http://tightplastic.tumblr.com/
http://latexpics.tumblr.com/
http://wetshine.tumblr.com/
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>>27517399
Gotta let me in, hey, hey, hey
Let the fun begin hey
I'm the wolf today hey, hey, hey
I'll huff I'll puff
I'll huff I'll puff I'll blow you away with my dubs
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>>27517439
Wow that's fucked. I thought they were supposed to get training for that kind of thing.
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>>27517335
GTO (43 eps)
ano hana (11 eps)
samurai champloo (26 eps)
darker than black
toradora

just a couple i could think of, but youll have your own genre that you will prefer. anyone else want to suggest one?
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>>27517117

It depends on what you like

Wanna watch a guy rek shit with a massive sword? Watch Berserk

Wanna watch some cunts do illegal street races to hype music? Watch Initial D

Wanna watch cute girls do cute things? Kill yourself
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>>27517536

Just going to throw Aldnoah Zero in there as something different.

Spoiler in the video, but if this scene doesn't sell you it, I don't know what will.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyK8zR8bRwE
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>>27517640

Fuck off and stop killing the comfy mood.
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Whats your favourite minority, lads?
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>>27517640
<<<<<<<<do it properly ffs
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>2 weeks off from wageslaving
>getting slowly drunk
>watching takeshi kitano films
>qt taking an interest in me

This is it lads, I'm gonna make it.
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>>27517671
My favourite mainstream minority has to be Sikhs as they all seem to be the nicest blokes ever.

My least favourite minority is chavs because >chavs.
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>>27517671

Probably Sihks they've always been friendly

Least favourite is muslims

>>27517739

Social groups aren't minorities m8
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>>27517789
Chavs aren't a social group they are a species of subhuman.
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>>27517671
Pakis are pretty cool usually. And you can make racist jokes and they don't get mad, so that's a plus.
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>>27517640
Fuck, I was enjoying this thread until I saw this.
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>>27517687
Nice one lad. What's she like?
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>>27516765
This.

There is a big difference in the types of jobs out there. Supermarket stuff is right at the bottom, never do them, not worth it. Pizza delivery is a close second.

Mcjobs are okay if you don't have to work upfront. Warehouse, factory work is okay too but the hours are really long.

Other retail stuff is usually bad but depends on what store you work for, e.g. a petrol station overnight is comfy but you still have to deal with the public.

Call centre stuff is hell on earth, avoid.

Office work can be mind numbing but is higher pay even for easy stuff and is generally respected by society even if you do admin.

You just have to look for a decent job and avoid the bad ones.
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>>27517671
Gf is Indian qt, her Sikh family love me

Inb4: Get out normalfag
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>>27517885
I don't understand. Those are baby cuts. What do you get from them?
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>>27517979
Get out nornnalfag.
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>>27517640
>I've done nothing with the last 6 months of my life
Who's fault is that? Oh yeah, everybody elses expect yours.
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>>27517989
Well played, Nigger
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>>27517671
Also gotta say Sikhs, they integrate well into their communities and are generally cool.
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>>27517918
Pale, stem student with no makeup. Exactly my type. Only problem is she's 18 and seems a tad too flirty. I'm gonna take it slow and just absorb confidence from her interest, and bolt at the sight of cucking.
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>>27516044
>send Junlad a bday pic
>he tells me to go to sleep
Didn't even call me sexy or nothing lads.
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>>27518036
Good stuff lad. Hope it all goes well.
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Managed to not fap for a month. Very proud of myself.
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>>27517955
>>27516765
Have to disagree with this. Unless you are a footballer or rockstar or something of that ilk all jobs are suicide inducing. You literally have to dedicate your entire life to doing some mundane shit and basically being a resource for some richer person.

If you have the mental power to delude yourself into not being inspired to jump in front of a train by it then fair play to you, but that doesn't change the truth.
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>>27518039
send the picture to me and ill tell you all sorts of wonderful things to make you feel good
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>>27518042
Stop referring to yourself with a third person description.
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>>27518042

>racism

There it is lads, the blame game.
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>>27517979
What's it like having an Indian gf? Does she poo in the loo? Does her vagina smell like curry? Is she very sexual or is she very repressed as I would image? Does she shave her body hair? Are you with her for the doctor money?
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>>27518083
Nah, I still hope for a nice office job I can shit post from.
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>>27518108
Playing the hand he's dealt
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>>27518118
Pretty damn good, lad.

She's clean, intelligent, family are westernised, she's sexual, dresses like a white British woman, she shaves her body hair, fashionable, and incredibly likes all the same shitty tv shows I do.

She only dates white guys blokes, although I'm her 3rd bf she's had in her life, she was a virgin when I met her (tight as fuck m8)

No, I'm not in it for the doctor money, I'm a training to be a solicitor as she is too, we met on our LPC.
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>>27518083
I'm >>27516765
I agree with what you mean about working. Yes, I would rather be a rich neet, of course I would. But not all jobs are suicide inducing. I've worked them before, they are complete shit.

But my current job i've had for 8 months. I don't mind it. I sit on my computer, listen to music and type up emails for half the day. I don't have to deal with co workers, everything is through email. The company wants all business discussions logged so it's all done through email and lotus notes. The other half I just read news sites like yahoo or gaming forums because 4chan is blocked. My work load is very small. For 24k that ain't a bad gig.

Don't get me wrong, i'm not shilling being a wageslave. If you have the resources to be a neet then do it. Just know that there are SOME jobs that are okay.
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>>27518239
>only dates white blokes
Same for all the Indian chicks i know desu. They're all thristy for the white dick.
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>>27518343
There's an indian chick across my road who is with a Black Jamaican.
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>>27518365
black Jamaicans are supposed to go with white chavs
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>>27518421
I think dis nigga wanted the big batty indian. She's like a fully white washed looking one with a big arse.

I like to perv on her from my window when I see her.
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>0 plays on soundcloud
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>Poleaboos posts deleted across ALL BOARDS after upsetting the janny over on /brit/
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>met qt when she was shy, socially awkward
>rejected me
>is now a complete normie

for what purpose?
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>>27517439
I spoke to a text service and rather than try and reassure me they just keep asking more and more bullshit questions. I started talking to them on Monday. Told them my dead(lol)line is Friday. I get the impression they don't actually care.
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>>27518618
She used you as practise for social interactions with other normal fags
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>>27517476
Say you will, say you won't
Say you'll do what I don't
Say it's true, say to me
C'est La vie!
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>>27518640
aye aye to that lad

could do without this girls meme

might do a wank right now though
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>>27518635
Maybe it's just bad luck, but all the counselling services (not that many tbf) I've spoken to have been utter shite. We're here for you man.
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>>27518546
lmao what did he do?
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I'm gonna go to the gym next Saturday for the first time ever.

I'm 21.

I'm gonna get swole and end this insecure feeling I've had my entire life of being thin and weak.

Its not going to be easy. I'm gonna have to walk into a room full of chads and chavs and try to not show how afraid of them I am while doing awkward squats for half an hour.

And once that's done I've gotta turn my attention to finding a career I am happy to work in. Or start my own business that's going to make me filthy rich. I'm sure I can think of something, the internet is my private oyster, and it is a universe I understand.

Once that's achieved I can finally relax and be free from this stress.
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>>27518332
How'd I get a job like that? Is it hard at times? What's your official job title?
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>>27518856
Good on you man, I haven't built up the courage yet. Do you have a program/routine?
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>>27518701
Jynx Maze, should do the trick for you.
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I have never met a working class British person worth keeping around.
I swear on me mumthers grave
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>>27518856
Yes lad, I am 19 and I'm going to the gym after being a sadcunt since the age of 16.

I've been career / uni fiending recently too, going to get the graduate scheme I want when I graduate. If I'm going to be alone I'm at least going to be successful in this life or I'm going to meme myself trying.
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>>27518831
Just a bit of janny-posting
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>>27518039
He's become entitled like a woman
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>mfw I'm paki and hate other britpakis

Every paki I know here has a Chav accent and it drives me nuts.
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>>27518856
do some deadlifts lad they make you strong as fuck
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>>27518856
Good for you I don't think I could do that I'm too self conscious of my betaness and obvious lack of strength
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>>27519026
Where are you from? Most of the ones I know are pretty cool.
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>>27519064
You and me both brother.

12originalherbsandspices
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>>27518640
This.

You gave her the confidence boost she needed. Once she got that, she went after the type of guys she wanted.
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>>27518895
/fit/ recommended "Starting strength". They also have a play list on YouTube going into incredibly intricate detail on how to do each lift/squat/press in perfect form.

Diet is also a big deal, I'm starting with ignoring sugary/sweet treats for now. No more cake, no more chocolate, no more junk. Eat bananas, a shit load of bananas.

Since December I've been jogging with my dog in the woods behind my house for 2 miles 3 times a week. Thats actually just for fun though desu. It is SO suprising how quickly I've learnt to enjoy running. It feels like playing vidya games to me now.

Anyway, a valuable quote that stuck with me that you should remember too - "It gets easier, but you gotta do it every day, that's the hard part. But it does get easier".
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>>27518856
Nice one lad, don't let anyone put you down.

You can dew it!
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>>27518920
Its most likely just the young people I have lived in the UK for about a year and Ive met some good ones.
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>>27519026
Are you me? New York accent paki living in west yorkshire
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>>27519026
Scotland. Just a student here atm.


>>27519243
Hello me. How is life? And holy shit. My boss says I have an American accent as well even though I had never travelled to any place in my life.
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>>27519299

Meant to quote this guy.
>>27519071

Original pappadom
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>>27519325
The lack of sun probably does something to their brains. Our pakis down in London are mostly solid
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>>27517955
>Pizza delivery is shit
Yeah. Well, I do kebab delivery, but same shtick. Boss is cool though. Real chill. Let's me browse 4chan and listen to podcasts. Plus driving is normally chill (especially rainy driving. Damn cozy). Wife sucks, though.
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>>27519529
Solid as in good or bad?
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>>27519657
Good solid. They're cool, on the whole.
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>>27516449
im sorry you feel/felt bad lad.
>>27518039
wew lad you said you were really tired. do i need to tell you how sexy you look.
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>>27519529
Must've been a subjective experience then. Should've corrected first post though :(

I actually have great paki friends here. It's the accent that gets me.
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>>27519912

Bottoms are basically just girls, mate, of course you were supposed to tell him.
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>>27519993
lads are a full time job desu, i watch some anime and dont bother pandering to the cute boys for a bit and look what happens.
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>>27520201
That's because you're a normie lad.
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>>27520201

Maybe you should share the load a bit, so to speak.
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>>27520232
i'm really not a normie lad, no matter what realities you create for me in your head.
>>27520349
they are not things :^)
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Just made a video of my bum

It's not smooth and perky anymore :(
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>>27520392
Hahaha I did this a few years back. Like the surface of the moon, but saggier!
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>>27520373

I know, they're guys and I want to date one.
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>>27520479
I'II date you
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>>27520535

Are you a guy though?
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>>27520588
You think girls post on britfeel at 2.30am?
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>>27520621

Potentially, yeah.

Girls can stay up late too.
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>>27520763
And do you think they'd respond to someone with "I'll date you" when they get 1000 messages saying that same thing
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>>27520876

Well I am pretty hot stuff, dude, and they're only human.
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>>27520763
>Potentially, yeah.
kek, you don't know any girls do you?
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>>27520967
I bet you're pretty hot stuff. Want to put your penis in me?
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>>27521158
No I want to put my penis inside your mum though.
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>>27521175
My bum is much tighter tbf
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Help lads, my balls are really itchy and I scratched so much one side is red and puffy
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>>27521215
Stop itching

That'll be 30 pounds please
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>>27521112

You don't know what potentially means, do you?

>>27521158

I might after we've been dating a little while, yeah.

>>27521175

u r not me m8
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>>27521215
Whens the last time you showered and cleaned your balls properly?
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>>27521239
Again, you don't know any girls.
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Battle.net's down lads
Now what do I do?
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>>27521255
3 weeks ago.

Og memepai
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>>27521343
Play smite lad.
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>>27521372
I don't have it palmate
I do have Ladfighter 5 though
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>>27521414
>not having smite
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>>27521275

I don't know any anybody, mate.
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>>27521356
That'll be it I reckon.
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>>27521356
Bet they smell delicious
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>>27522112
They do, can literally scrape a layer of goop off of them its like butter
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Anon, it's 4 in the morning, why on Earth are you still browsing?
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>>27522357
IF YOU AIN'T OUT OF CONTROL, THEN YOU AIN'T EVER BEEN IN CONTROL
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>>27522357
Neet master race. No need to be up early for wagecucking.
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>>27522357
I wake up at like 4pm. Too depressed to be up during the day
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>>27522277
fdsfsdfl
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>>27522357

I started sleeping backwards a few days ago. Can't wait for breakfast though! :D Kill me! :D
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>>27522357
To depress myself further for when i wake
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>>27522357
Because I feel like shit, but if I sleep I'm gonna feel worse because recent dreams have been easy to remember. Wanna go back to not remembering them.
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Who /failinguni/ here?

Attendence was okay up to just before christmas, but lost both my grandparents in a really short space of time afterwards and haven't been in since
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>>27522567
>>27522676
>>27522733
Nice to see we're not alone in how fucked up we are
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Sitting in the bath at 0430 with a horrendous cough and a fever. End me.
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>>27522871
I'd like a bath but I'd wake my dad up.
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>>27523352
I heard some noises when I was running it. I think the partner woke up, but they seem to be sleeping again now.

I am going to live in this bath until I don't feel like I've just been removed from a block of ice.
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Wagecuck reporting in. Time to go open the bar so the scum of humanity can come and drink themselves to death. Feels good to know there are people more pathetic than you.
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>>27523521
How bloody early does your bar open
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>>27523554
Weatherspoons opens at 6 on weekdays, we only serve our shitty breakfasts til 9 tho
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>>27522676
>>27522770
I'm back, still can't sleep because of the cold sweats and crying
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>>27523598
Geesh. Had no idea they opened that early. Perk of not being an alcie I guess

>>27523605
*hugs*
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>Be Americunt who never sleeps
>For years you BritBongs have kept me company while I shit post before I can fall asleep


Thank you guys.

I really have no idea what I would have done without your glorious NEETS from this country.

BASED.

Pls keep me in your prayers as I'm sure my time will come soon.
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>>27523678
You're welcome, friend from across the pond
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>>27522770
Yeah, pretty much

>>27523678
Glad to be of some use
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>>27523641
Your virtual hug comforts me, yet that comfort just reminds me that i want to be loved by someone
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What are some effective methods of numbing yourself?
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>>27523842
> that i want to be loved by someone

iktfb
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>>27523958

Being NEET for two years.
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>>27524275
Being NEET for over 10 is pretty damn good as well
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>>27524275
Gonna need another suggestion because that didn't really lead to me feeling numb. Just makes me hate myself more
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>>27524275
Being a minimum wage cuck also numbs you. Life in general will numb you.
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>>27523427
>the partner
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>tfw worried my bf will leave me now that i'm a neet

Wouldn't blame him but I love him so much and i'm really sacred of losing desu
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>>27524870
I'm still hoping that a monotonous minimum wage warehouse job will numb me once I get one
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>>27524935
It will, trust me it will.

I worked 12 hour days in a warehouse
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>>27524924
Find it hard to sympathise with people in relationships to be honest
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>>27524991
Yeah, sorry lad. Just to used to posting feels here and that's what i'm feeling this early morning.
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>>27525018
Where did you meet?
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>>27525127
Britfeel kek

Not even joking, throwaway emails led to us meeting up.
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>>27525137
... now you had to go and give me false hope that it actually is possible to meet someone here. Didn't need that. Ignorance is bliss.
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>>27518039
>>27519912
>>27516044
>>27516097
>>27516297
>>27516299
>>27516316
>>27516449

Come on lads go back to the steam chat.
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finally moving to the UK. Was born in pakistan and i hated this shithole haha.

uncle owns a store in brighton that he will let me manage
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>>27525435

>tfw never invited to the Steam chat

I'm probably too autistic even that.
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>>27525548
Invited? It's not an invite. Click the button on the steam page to join the chat.
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Off to bed. Have a nice day everyone
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>>27525884
It's almost 8am lad.
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I finished my program today. They let me come home. Has she been here. Did she ask about me. I hope she was not angry that I was absent.

They tell me that I am better now. That my new medication will help me. Perhaps it will. I still need her in my life though.
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When you get bummed does it feel like having a poo in reverse?
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Where are all the white robots at?!
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