Has anyone here ever been to an Asian massage parlor? How was the experience? Can you describe in detail what happened? Would you say it was it worth the money? Was it better then jerking off at least?
get a life you creep
>>29861452
I paid for a massage and it was great.
They ate my dog
>>29861477
go fuck yourself
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>>29861511
Well what did they do for you?
>>29861452
I live close by an Asian massage parlor that does happy endings. Never been inside but I have talked to the girl while she was outside smoking a cig.
She was like 40-45
4-5/10 from china
She told me it was 40$ for a massage but I am also a good looking / in shape young male so price probably goes up the uglier / fatter you are.
I've been to a bunch.
Best experience was she asked for $240.00 up front and she sucked and fucked me before giving a massage.
Most recent one was shit, I paid her $80.00 for the hour, got a massage, she asked if I wanted special service, I said yes, she asked what kind, I said full, gave her $160.00, it wasn't enough, she said I could have a nude body slide and hj, I was horny so I accepted and it was utter crap.
Overall I'd rate Asian massage as a waste of money, but if you find a good girl then you are lucky, keep requesting her.
Unfortunately for me my good experience was in another city I rarely visit.
>>29861667
How old are the girls ussually? Also how attractive?
Do they take credit/debit or only cash?
>>29861452
do they accept blacks?
I'd only go to one if they offered prostate massages
>>29861726
It's always been cash in my experience. If the girl is old or ugly I just walk out but usually they range from decently sexy to model tier.
>>29861892
Thats good. Do you know any good ones around Philadelphia?
>>29861452
I live in sf bay area and there are a ton of these places. Ive only gone to one and it was definately worth it imo.
>12am downtown sf
>About 3 parlors in close proximity. Decide il go to the one with yellow awning
>ring the buzzer. Click-clack the gate unlocks.
>Old asian lady boss speaks to me and shows me one of the girls. 9/10 azn
>ask if i can see all the girls so i can pick the best
>takes me to room where they all are. Some are skinny and cute, others are fat as fuck
>decide to go with the girl she showed me
>takes me into room and tells me undress and get on the table
>she gets naked. 10/10 tits 10/10 ass
>starts giving me a sexy massage then tells me to roll over and asks what i want.
>pay for blowjob/handjob about $200
>Used condom when sucking me off. It did not feel good at all and i went soft pretty quick so she started stroking again
>touches my balls in the most amazing way while stroking me.
>Im grabbing her ass/tits rubbing her pussy basically just goin ham with the touching
>cum in about 15min. Was scared if i took too long she would make me pay more to continue and i didnt have anymore money.
>take a shower and leave
I did this about a year ago and plan on doing it again next weekend
if they allow this shit why not just ask to marry and take em out of the life and have qt mixxed asian babies?
>>29862562
Not everyone is a beta with a savior complex.
>>29862562
My guess is most of these women are studying and live together in a house (which is the parlour basically) and they just do these services on the side.
Across the street from my university campus is an Asian brothel and one of my best friends goes there frequently. He said half of these girls are students at our uni. He even recognised one of them later on sitting in the same lecture class.
But just to put this in the right perspective: This is not a pure Asian thing. You would be surprised how many female students do sex work on the side. Some do it for a while, some do it only once or twice.
>>29861570
>She told me it was 40$ for a massage but I am also a good looking / in shape young male so price probably goes up the uglier / fatter you are.
lol dumbass no it doesnt
>>29861452
Ots nice if you are a lonely guy, but the only reason why they were nice to me is because Im 6'2" caucasian.
The first time I went in, stripped, when she came in I made small talk, 15 mins. into it I would light brish my fingers against her thigh, since she didnt protest I escalated it until I was straight up massaging her ankles, then she gestured if I wanted a handjob.
Anyway, prositution is a drag, and young massuses are insane with how much they expect you to tip.
Go to kiku therapy in LA, ask for May. She only tips me 20 bucks but that could he because shes actually attracted to me. The mama there is dying of asystematic stomach cancer, her son is highly autistic wheel chair bound korean kid. hes too autistic to even post here.
>>29861452
Idk if its worth the money but its more fun than masturbating
Prositution should just ve made legal
>>29863479
>Go to kiku therapy in LA, ask for May. She only tips me 20 bucks but that could he because shes actually attracted to me. The mama there is dying of asystematic stomach cancer, her son is highly autistic wheel chair bound korean kid. hes too autistic to even post here.
damn
There's three in my city but the police just busted all of them and closed them up.
>>29861452
General rule of thumb is to go first and pretend to be completely clueless.
If the massage is shit, then chances are they're being trafficked and you're playing with fire.
>>29863540
I never understood what's so wrong about brothels. I'd understand if they were using underage girls, but what is actually wrong here? No one's getting hurt.
>>29863850
Why would you be playing with fire?
>>29864148
Because, depending on the state, the police might go after the consumers too.
the fact that they probably wouldn't get a conviction is a moot point given how much of a ballache it would be.
I got a question and it's semi related
I should get an alternate phone for contacting escorts right?
Value all really depends on where you go, I found a place with cute girls that let me suck on their tits while they here me off
Half hour is 40, hour is 60, you'll get a massage of variable quality, here at least a happy ending is 40, someplaces offer more than a hand job but I haven't found one local
When she's done with your back you slip over and the places I've been to the girls with stroke you and just ask if you want one
Each one I've has has been way better than jerking off and better than sex, you'll usually have both her hands working you, one pumping the shaft and the other rotating around your head for maximum stimulation
>>29864235
Are you cut? Do they hand uncut well? My head is pretty sensative.
>>29864320
I'm cut so I can't tell you how they would handle uncut
I'm sure they are probably used to it since they are asian and all
Look for a place that says free table shower, that's basically the code for happy endings
Just know that when you first go in you pay for the room and massage, whatever happens later is between you and the girl and the money for it is a tip
Yeah, I've got it a few times
It was 40 dollars for an hour, and you're expected to give a 40 dollar tip at the end of the HJ.
The chicks were mostly hags in their 40s, but there were a couple decent looking chicks in their 20s. The ones who were good at handjobs were fucking awesome, their hands sliding up and down my uncut dick head felt fucking amazing.
But one chick squeezed my glans too hard when I was cumming and it felt awful.
I'm
>>29864320
They definitely handle uncut well, I'm uncut myself and they gave me AMAZING handjobs. But if she's doing something that's uncomfortable, quietly let her know.
>>29864594
*I'm not going back though, since last time I only wanted to give 20 dollars for the tip and they got pissed.
>>29864235
Yeah their handjob skills are incredible. Only problem is some of them want to rush out the cumshot, which can be really annoying.
But yeah, the majority of the women that do this are hags. You most likely won't get some super hot young Asian chick.
The last chick I had was like a 4/10 at most ,and when she was massaging my back she sneezed and I could feel her snot landing on my back. If she was hot I wouldn't care, but she was not attractive at all.
>>29864641
>she was massaging my back she sneezed and I could feel her snot landing on my back
What a fucking buzzkill, if you ever had a boner to begin with anyway.
>>29864698
I usually have a semi when I get the massage, but I'll get fully hard if she's cute and doing sexy things to me. But yeah I just tried to ignore that, I still came but she was a bitch.
I've only had like one or two chicks out 5 that I'd date based on appearance, and my standards aren't very high.
I went to one when I was in a sex crazed manic state. I paid 45$ to get a handjob from a 50 year old asian lady with fake tits.
>>29864740
Date? But they're whores, actual ones too, not even shitposting.
>>29864758
lol, the chick I often end up getting is like 50 years old and not attractive to me, if the chick is gonna be older than 35 she better be milfy
>>29864777
I said based off appearance, meaning if they had a different life but looked like that
>>29864223
bumping this
can someone answer this?
>>29864811
Right, makes sense. What a shame really. Occasionally I'll have white knight thoughts about saving them.
>>29864792
Yeah, Never trust the back page stock photos. This was in Boise Idaho so not the best selection
>>29864827
I don't think their personalities are very good either, I'm obviously a young dude and don't make much money myself, yet when I didn't tip one of them enough she got all bitchy.
But if they were cool I wouldn't mind having one as a friend and getting some god tier handjobs here and there. One of them I had seemed cool, she was 26 and made some small talk with me, and didn't complain about the tip. She was the best looking one, too.
>>29864854
I paid literally no attention to those, they look like they come right off of google.
The best you'll realistically do is get a 7/10 chick. My favorite one also had nice feet and I should have asked her to let me suck her toes.
>tfw old and/or ugly asian women are my fetish
(this was literally me in high school, I look alot less meme-y these days, who wants to be my secret GF?)
>>29864945
Did you go to Hogwarts my nigga?
>>29864968
no but I live 10 mins. from UCLA
please come visit me, even if you just want me to star in a snuff film
>>29865066
10 mi. drive, maybe like a 35 min walk, its not bad
im not a typical LA person mind you
>>29861548
Have me a massage
sad stupid men so repulsive they have to pay old women to even look in their direction
>>29864821
another nigga answered me
>>29865877
where can I find some in the GTA area? it seems fucking awesome
>>29865972
I've been looking at backpage, other toronto anons have been posting escort sites
go to chinatown? idc
They're my biggest fetish but there aren't any around here and I'm sure none are staffed by cute girls.
>>29861452
robots are too poor to pay for sex
I went to one in Philly and I'd say it was a pretty good experience.
>Walk in, pay 80 for massage.
>Got to pick masseuse
>Picked tiny Asian hotty, wore all pink and giggled
>Taken to back room, stripped into a towel.
>She came back, massage started
>Wonderful massage, about an hour in she whispered:
>"Special service? 240."
>I agree
>She lifts my ass up
>Starts licking my asshole and pumping my cock
>Swaps from ball fondling to head rubbing
>Flips me over and she strips
>Gives nursing handjob and let's my suck titty
>Coos and coddles me, asking if I enjoy
>Gives a positive "mhmm", and she gives a weak yay
>Climbs over me, shoves pussy on my face, sucks dick
>Couldn't see anything, blindly lick her pussy
>She's slurping my penis, pumping it simultaneously
>About to cum, thrust my hips up and push her head down
>Squirt my cum in her mouth, she drinks it all
>Goes and kisses me on lips
>Take shower
>Pay money
Pretty good time.
>>29864048
Often times the girls working there have been trafficked in and are more or less being held hostage. Not always, but it happens.
>>29866606
I live in philly. What was the name of this one?
Anyone have more stories?
>>29866606
>>Squirt my cum in her mouth, she drinks it all
>>Goes and kisses me on lips
You know you're gay now right
I managed to get full service from a pretty well preserved 50 something flip lady.
We both got carried away and after we just lay down together in the afterglow, she suddenly got this look of realization on her face and started dressing
On my way out she said "You good boy, stop going here. Find nice girl and love her."
Do any of these places do full passionate sex, or is it all boring handjobs? I don't feel like anything over 40 bucks for a handy is worth it.
>>29868402
I went to one and asked the girl if I could fuck her. She laughed and said no. Ended up paying $80 for something I could have done myself
>>29868308
That's a fucked up story.
>>29865972
Where in the GTA are you? I've been to literally dozens of them.
If any newbs wants to know the common procedure
>enter massage parlor
>greeted by a chick
>if you want her, go with her. Or ask her now that you would like to see all the girls to choose from
>if you don't have cash, withdraw it now from the ATM
>she takes you to the room, you pay her the $40 base fee
>you are left in the room to undress and lay down on table
>she comes in and starts massaging you. RUB HER LEG AND ASS! it let's her know you aren't a cop
>wait till she asks you want else you wanna do, or just flip over and tell her you want "extra services"
>she will ask you what you wanna do. I usually go for Full Service meaning sex. I usually pay $120 for it
>>29868534
Very
I have a hunch she felt like I was maybe her son's age or something and reality hit her when the smiling and kissing was over
I dunno, could've been lots of reasons
>>29865104
/thread
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>>29866606
do they actually let you blow your load in their mouths
i thought they always wanted condoms
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>>29868534
yeah they always say shit like this
I tried a new place near me, I go in (I didn't wear a yarmulke, but I wore a dignified cap but I looked weird because I hadn't shaved for a month and a half because of sefira), I go in, I get nervous when I see an alpha but traditional (so a true alpha) Asian man greeted me, I felt embarrassed, then he leads me to the room to my disappointment had no door, just a curtain and open space below, in my experience this always means they don't offer sex work.
So a cute older Asian woman comes in, she massages me, I do that thigh play shit, but she started teasing me about being young, and I find out shes 40 after playing a guessing game, she let me feel her up and her back, she let me make out with her (may doesn't kiss on the mouth) and she was nice to me.
bump
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Is it better to go to these place alone or with friends?
>>29861758
massage parlours tend to have a no animals allowed policy
do they offer full sex at some?
>>29866606
>kissed and licked the pussy of a whore that drinks customers semen and licks their assholes
jesus christ please take me back from this hell
>>29864048
Taxes maybe
>>29861452
Check out Rubmaps
>>29868402
The handjobs feel way better than jacking off
>>29872939
Bullshit, my first ever place I went to a black guy took me
>>29866606
>Goes and kisses me on lips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mfH814a-J70
>>29876090
Why even bother giving a post like that a response?
I want to smell her stinky feet next time
>live in walking distance of a place like this
>too afraid of a police sting, STDs, and just scared of sex after 32 years without
>>29876769
The police sting is very unlikely, and it would be tough for them to prove you were doing anything illegal
And you can't get an STD from a handjob
>>29876925
I meant get my mana drained, but thanks anyway.
>>29861452
I paid for sex one time, fucked the Chinese chick then hen I was done she offered a free massage before I left.
It was weird, she was just super nice. All I paid to do was fuck.
This other time I paid for sex again with a Chinese girl with huge tits. I didn't pay for handjob, bj or anything else, nothing extra, just sex.
She did fucking everything. She gave me a tit job. the best bj I ever had and a hand job then finished it all off by getting on top and riding my cock.
Best of all she left her lacy thong and heels on like I like.
Some hookers are solid.
>>29862837
>My guess is most of these women are studying and live together in a house and they just do these services on the side.
LOL, NO. Most Asian massage workers are victims of human trafficking. Chinese Triad gangs and other criminal organizations own and operate the parlours, and the girls are smuggled into the US, then told they have to work to "pay off their debt," but of course the system is rigged so their debt keeps rising and they can never really pay it off. A lot of them are basically prisoners and can't even leave the parlors, especially the ones who don't speak English.
>>29879205
I figured most of them were just lower class Chinese chicks who figured they can make some money jerking dicks
do they give blowjobs without condoms/swallow? most of the stories it seems like they don't
>>29866606
This is so ridiculously fakebut got me pretty hard
>>29879882
Most of them dont . very rare to find one that will
Of course, you can always pull the condom to the tip of your dick so that it slides off while your inside her. Just make sure you nutt before she realizes
>>29879956
I think anyone would notice a loose condom floating around their mouth
>>29861452
I'll greentext my whole experience if anyone is still ITT
>>29879205
That's pretty sad honestly.
>>29880973
>That's pretty sad honestly
Lol stay cucked buddy
I know for a fact the girls at mine have been trafficked and they send all their money back home to sick parents and kids that need tuition.
So I just blackmail the owner and I get to fuck the youngest (still legal age tho) and newest that he brings in. I get to "break them in", so to speak
>>29881022
Post pics or I don't believe you
>>29880904
Do it
bloque
>>29879205
If anyone is worried about trafficking, just don't go to any pure Asian or Ukrainian/Russian places.
Look for places with young and actually attractive women, of different races, who speak English fluently as if they grew up here. These are places where the girls voluntarily work, not forced to
I used to go to a Korean one for four years until it got closed down (raided) this spring.
This was my first experience, I've posted it here before (https://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/26580027) but here it is again:
>Finally decided to go in one day
>I'd heard this place was a brothel from others but didn't know for sure, was hoping I didn't make a fool of myself
>Receptionist was Korean as well and probably one of the owners
>Since it was my first time there she screened me with a lot of questions, once she was satisfied enough with my answers she slid over a paper to me that said "150 SF 30M 250 SF 60M"
>Didn't take much to figure out what that meant, I nodded to her
>She led me to another waiting room to sit down and said that they're always busy but that there were three girls available at the moment she she'd send then in
>Three Korean girls, aged like 20-25 or so, walked in and my jaw nearly dropped
>They all had white robes on but opened them a bit to show me their bodies, they were dressed in lingerie underneath
>Big tits and beautiful, all three of them, they were all smiling pretty fake smiles though
>I picked the third one because she had the longest hair, don't know why I decided that
>We went into a massage room, I agreed on the "$150" deal and we started
>Took all my clothes off and she took off her robe, I laid down on the massage table
>She put a condom on my cock, started blowing it
>This went on for about five minutes
>I helped to take her bra and panties off
>She got on top of me and slid down
>Got too close to cumming after a few minutes so I old her to get under me
>Fucked her until I came, didn't use up the whole 30 minutes (more like 15)
>Took the condom off with paper towels and took wet wipes to my cock, got dressed, paid her and left
>>29881268
>CONTINUED
>Kept going back there whenever I could, after the first time it got a lot easier...after the first few times I got a lot better and sometimes I bought and lasted the whole 60 minutes
>No real screening process after the first time, just led to the other waiting room to wait for the girls
>About 8-10 girls work there at any given time, I fucked a lot of them multiple times over the years, some left and were replaced by new ones
>>29881154
I want to try out a Latina happy ending place, I'm sure there are at least a few where I live
Also, be warned that some places might have hidden cameras, in which they sell the sex videos on the internet to make even more money. And it's unlikely they'll blur any faces out.
You're taking a risk by going to massage parlors/brothels, plain and simple. I'm the guy who posted >>29881268 and >>29881301 and a random search not long ago found some videos that were clearly done at the massage parlor I went to (I recognize the girls and rooms). Fortunately, I've not found a video with myself in it (yet) but that doesn't mean they're not out there, considering how long they uploaded/sold videos and the amount of time I went there.
>>29881513
I've recorded a few of my sessions by hiding my phone under my clotges thst i take off. Unfortunately they always turn the light down so its hard to watch
>mfw all the massage parlors here have atleast 2 neon signs
>mfw some of the names don't even try to disguise what's really going on inside
Swear theres a place just down the street called 'Asian Angels Spa' or some shit.
>>29881851
the funny thing is that they have the "fraternal order of police" stickers on their door
