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So im gonna hire an escort. Last time I did I couldnt cum. Will
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So im gonna hire an escort. Last time I did I couldnt cum. Will edging before I meet up with her make me cum faster?
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GG at wasting your money on the genital jew.
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>>29864909
What do you fuck?
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>>29864973
At this point I do clothes.
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>>29865008
You have sex with clothes?
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>>29864874
only betas cum from condom sex
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You likely didn't come because you were nervous as fuck.

Come in mentally prepared. This is a service you paid for so know exactly what you want as a customer. Say it straight out and don't get self conscious. You're paying for her to pretend anyway, so no one in the room is being fooled at thinking this is nothing but a business proposal.
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>>29864874
Were you the Robro who paid to fu k a trap and didnt cum becuase his fetish was to be dominated and she pretty raped him.. and he paid for it?
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Don't jerk off for at least 3 days, and most importantly don't look at any porn. Then try again. Guarantee you'll cum
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>>29865742
I fucked an escort without a condom one time. She was an 8/10. Luckily I didn't catch anything. Wasn't sober at all or else I wouldn't have done it.
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>>29864874
Ya it will make cum faster show us a pic of who your going to fuck, consom on it man
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>>29864874
Who the fuck pays for sex and then doesnt even get off? Fuck man
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>>29864874
Where do you even fuck an escort when you live with your parents?
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>>29864874
Why exactly couldn't you cum?
porn addiction is the answer, isn't it?
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>>29864874
did you use your regular phone or a burner? i'm looking to hire one too
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>>29865776
I haven't fapped in two months preparing for this actually. Im just scared that wont be enough to make me cum.
>>29865770
No, but i seen that thread
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>>29865796
most 20+ virgins who've never talked to a female outside their family before
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>>29865762
Maybe OP is worried about the size of his dick

29864874
Dont be a sissy or beta she gets fucked in every hole for cash just walk in slam some poon and leave
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>>29864973
I'm assuming he fucks men... or gets fucked by them the off chance is traps and the slim chance is women
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How is it like losing yojr virginity with an escort?

24 yo virgin here, after I confessed a friend I was a virgin (I don't know what the hell was I thinking) he laffed at me but eventually he said he will send an escort to my house by the end of this month, wetber I want it or not.
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>>29865782
I got real trashed one day with a buddy and we called a hooker and bitched out she called back his phone we didnt pick up.. got so drunk I passed out and had a dream that I killed a hooker in his garage with an axe was scary as fuck thought I did but nothing happened to my relief
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>>29865820
prostitutes prefer smaller dicks, it's all business for them. They fuck ugly old farts for a living
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>>29865810
I just use a regular phone. My tip is not to go for the extremely hot girls, try and pick a girl that looks average because it's more likely she's real and not the police.
I live in Santa Barbara and they just did a sting recently so I might hold off on getting an escort any time soon.
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>>29865782
>8/10

no way unless you paid her a lot or this is not in the usa
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>>29865880
Paid $400
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>>29864874
Google death grip. You've all probably done it to yourselves.
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>>29865862
Watch out, he could be sending a potential cop to ya place, or even worse a methed out white chick with her BBC pimp and you let them in get raped and mugged
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>>29865877
ooh aight
thanks man

winter wyvern
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>>29865877
forgot link, they even put the names of the guys lel

http://santamariatimes.com/news/local/men-arrested-in-reverse-john-prostitution-sting-at-goleta-hotel/article_25dd4422-1a62-5849-9414-06f89f47c593.html
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Anyone know how much it cost for a male hooker? Or should I just go on grindr
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>>29865886
damn you must be rich as fuck
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>>29865866
Periods and commas matter
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>>29865886
Thats to much I paid around 100 was a good deal the next time I paid 250 for a 3 way
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>>29865894
I'm not in the US, in my country prostitution is somewhat forbidden but cops don't give a fuck.
As for my friend he is not that stupid, I'm sure he would pick a nice girl for me but I don't know what will do if I sperg out.
He gave me the choice of going to a brothel with him if I wish some company.
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>>29866017
yea I've paid down to $60 before, and even $100 for 2 girls at once
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>>29865891
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Orlbo9WkZ2E
I'm not sure exactly what you're suggesting I've done to myself.
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