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Actual Chad advices that work: >Being yourself >Lifting
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Actual Chad advices that work:
>Being yourself
>Lifting helps alot
>Girls are just like us
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Lifting does help a lot.
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>>29634115
if eggman lifted what would be the benefit

>literal hard boiled eggman
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/fit/ here: to LOOK like a chad, do teh following

>get muscular
>get lean
>get a tan
>change your wardrobe to clothes that fit your physique
>take care of your teeth
>grow your hair out or get a nice haircut from a stylist, not a barber
>take low dose of testosterone *this is optional*
>start acting slightly cocky

that's how you look the part. the mental aspect is up to you.
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>>29633956
>Being yourself
Being as Chad, not yourself
>Lifting helps alot
As long as you get in shape but dont make an autistic hobby out of it
>Girls are just like us
Not they arent.
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>>29634920
>just change your brain wiring man that's all yewgoddadew xD simple genuis
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Exercise makes you feel a million times better about yourself and life in general.
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>>29634920
I am afraid of tan though, I was at my dermatologist recently and I say a poster that said "no tan is a good tan" and warned of cancer etc.
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>>29634996
you can certainly look good pale but it's super rare. Most people think they'll look like ian somehalder if they're pale, but they end up looking like daniel radcliff
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Lifting doesn't do shit when you're a 1.70m balding goblin fuck off
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>>29635024
But you could be 1.70m balding orc
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>>29635014
but why risk death
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>>29634920
My teeth are all crooked and gapped and I wear glassed I don't have money for laser eye surgery and dental implants
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>>29635101
Apply yourself and land a well paying job. Then you know what to do.
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>>29635054
lol dude I'm not telling you to tan every day for hours, just go out into the sun without your shirt in your back yard or something. Wear a good spf
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>>29635108
I'm also a 33 year old loser NEET with kidney failure and a big fistula scar on my arm. The only thing that's going well is I've lost 40 pounds from this shit.
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anyone got the guide to being alpha/chad?
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>>29635116
what is spf? is that sunscreen? can u tan if you have sunscreen on?
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>>29635175
yeah you can still tan with spf on your skin
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>>29635174
Don't be bald or balding and don't have any genetic defects
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>>29635180
WHAT THE FKKKKKKKKKK WAS THIS THE CHAD SECRET FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK ALRIGHT TIME TO GET TAN Xd
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>Don't overthink
>To not come off creepy you need to actually A. Be genuinly interested in the interaction (You're being funny, for you, and don't care if they don't laugh. Think "Hey can you watch my drink for a sec? Taco's and Coffee was a bad choice.") B. Expect to leave immediately regardless of her reaction, but be willing to give her a shot if there's a conversation to be had.
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>>29635149
Holy fuck dude, how are you in renal failure at that age, are you diabeetus?

Paramedic here, that looks like the worst time ever, sorry bro...
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>>29634920
this only works if you're attractive. if eggman did this he'd get BTFO by actual chads in comparison
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>>29633956

>girls are just like us

I don't live on easy mode and have hundreds of people wanting to marry me just for existing though
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>>29635258
I have an auto immune thing that's been killing my kidneys since 2003. I'm at 14% now and decided to finally go on a diet I've been on it since March. All kinds of things like my triglycerides and potassium went down after losing 40 pounds and not eating and drinking the stuff I can't eat.
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>>29634920
/fit/ user here as well

This is pretty much how I entered Chad mode out of high school. Solid advice, although I never took a testosterone dosage, seems a little too far for my tastes
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>>29635397
>>29634920

How do you guys stay so disciplined and go the gym 5 days a week?
Every time I try and go to the gym and follow a diet, I do it for about 2 weeks, hit an obstacle, and fall back to old bad habits.

Any tips to overcome this?
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>>29635345
Well, better late than never I guess.

Have you tried the peritoneal dialysis? I met one guy who did that. You ha e to really be on top of it but he was able to live a more or less normal life. At least not tied to the dialysis machine for hours a day...

Good luck bro
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>>29633956
The more I lift the more I insecure and avoidant I become
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You guys made me into a fucking monster

I turned into such a psycho alpha trying to become Chad but it all backfired my family thinks I'm insane my body temperature is constantly freezing

I hated my life tried to kill myself by stopping my insane diet and workout regiment and doing drugs and I almost died but it just wouldn't die

The worst part now the muscle is getting bigger and it's growing again leave this fucking place if you're already Chad it's a fools paradise we arnt meant to be gods anymore
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>>29633956
You should "be yourself", but sometimes the true you sucks. Work in improving yourself no matter what, nobody is ever perfect and not in need of improvement.

Lifting is fine, but just cardio and bodyweight exercises are good too. Lifting isn't a requirement. Muhammad Ali never lifted weights.

Girls are like you in the way that they're human and humans like similar things, but they're not exactly the same.
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>>29635769
>my body temperature is constantly freezing

Long sleeve shirts and good sleep in the summer. Sounds pretty boss actually.
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>>29634854

Underrated my fellow roboto
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>>29635769
did you just do shrugs every day?
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>>29634920
>the mental aspect is up to you.
But I'm short, ugly and have a small dick. How do I overcome the most important part.
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>>29634983
Not really. If anything, it's just a momentary distraction from the sadness.

I've been going to the gym for 2 years and still feel dead inside.
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>>29635462
Just go, when you're there you'll want to do something.
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>>29633956
Imagine what it must be like looking like this. Fuck.
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>>29636180
a lot of hard work and taking care of what you eat.
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>>29633956
holy shit that middle guy is me if i was more attractive and blonde
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>>29636223
>you count calories and lift weight
>chad eats pizza and fucks your onites
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>be urself
>but do start lifting and change your hobbies, lifestyle, personality and looks
Good chadvice my "bro" ;)
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>>29634920
>>take low dose of testosterone *this is optional*
More info please :3?
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>>29636263
>:3
Change 'low' to 'high'
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>>29636180
It's not hard if you're tall and have motivation to want to look like that.
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>>29636223
Yeah and steroids, a lot of them.
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Lifting helps
NEVER BE YOURSELF, i can't stress this enough. Most attractive girls dont like anime or good video games, fake hobbies, watch SOME sport even if you hate it have some knowledge about it. Personally i like boxing but Ippo is what sparked that interest, i like table top games but learned to play poker because Magic the gathering doesn't pull the pussy wagon.

Girls are not like guys, women start drama, women bitch too much, women mature faster than boy at highschool but like a soft level cap in a MMO RPG they're stuck in highschool mode well into their 40s, i dare you to find me a girl in her 20s to 30s that acts like an adult man, if you do, marry that unicorn.
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>>29635462
I met a hard ass lieutenant thats like Red Foreman for that 70s show. We workout together and pushes me to go atleast 4 days a week.

Spoiler: she's a woman
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>>29636382
>Girls are not like guys, women start drama, women bitch too much,
women are not worth it.
Women are like putting money and time into a 23hr stress machine, for 1hr of sex. Utterly worthless. Either buy an escort, or buy male toys.
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>>29633956
as a chad, being yourself is probably the worst advice i'v ever heard.

better advice is to develop a normie persona that you are comfortable imitating. like the movie hitch.

many of you seem to act like sacrificing your identity is the worst thing, like it isn't already constantly evolving as you assimilate new ideas. if you ARE the same person you were 5 years ago, then maybe you should leave your personal hug box/echo chamber of people who do nothing but agree with you to make each other feel better
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>>29636520
as a footnote, i enjoy table top wargaming, magic the gathering, and can spend hours playing vidya.

but i'v also slept with 40+ women by not letting them now i enjoy these things.
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>>29634971
Why don't you want to change it?

I've been a shy awkward loner myself, but now I can't go a day without cuddling my gf.

You can change.
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>>29635462
>Any tips to overcome this?

dont be such a pussy
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>>29636520
>many of you seem to act like sacrificing your identity is the worst thing,
it's not so much that it offends me morally. It's distasteful, sure, but so are a lot of things. The problem is that it's extraordinarily difficult and stressful to live a lie, and do it convincingly. Especially a big lie, since I'd essentially have to pretend that my personality was the exact opposite of what it actually is whenever I'm around anyone. I'm not extroverted, sociable, energetic, optimistic, laid-back, and easygoing. I'd have to pretend I like acceptable normie things that I actually hate, not just conceal the fact that I'm actually interested in things that aren't acceptable. And, judging from what the /fit/ crowd is saying, I'd have to pretend that I get some intrinsic satisfaction from self-improvement, and exercise especially, and not reveal the fact that I feel no pride or accomplishment from it and am actually only trudging through a task to gain social approval. And then even if I'm successful and wind up with friends and gfs, they'll be people who would and will dislike or hate me if they find out that I'm actually putting on an act.

I've tried to put up that kind of front before, and I just can't manage to make it believable to the normies (who have much better social intuition than I do, and can sniff out when I'm lying) or keep it up for very long regardless, because it's difficult to have to stop and think about everything you say or do to run it through your head to catch unacceptable-to-normie things and not say them, and then think up a lie to tell in their place.
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>>29634920
so much this but so many people will argue against it and come up with some kind of excuse
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>>29635462
learn to set your priorities faggot
the gym now is a need, like taking a bath and pooping, brushing your teeth
you are just doing it wrong
think
priorities, senpai
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>>29636263
I would advise to supplement a low dose of testosterone if you experience any of this

>fatigue
>low sex drive
>low musculature
>high body fat
>lack of energy
>no assertiveness
>no aggression (the good kind, not the dindu nuffins kind)

I'm not a doctor, but when you do testosterone therapy from a doctor, they give you 250mg of testosterone per week. Starting with a small amount like that will have little to no side effects and you'll feel amazing. Don't listen to this guy >>29636275 and just blast high dose test all the time unless you want to fuck yourself up.
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>>29636223
>hard work
Suck my dick. Self-indulgence isn't difficult.
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>>29637475
>I want things to be easy!
>why don't i have good things in my life!

how does it feel to be a genetic failure and a complete bottom feeder?
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>>29637532
not him but I don't understand you people. Why do you want your life to be hard? Why do you never have any comeback to people who want their life to be easy other than insults and name-calling?
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>>29637580
I don't want my life to be hard, I want it to be rewarding and fun, hence why I do hard things.

>working out is hard but it makes me look good
>working at my job is hard but the pay is good
>trying to interact with multiple women is hard but sex and relationships are good

it depends on how you define "hard". Do I make every aspect of my life hard? No, but I don't run away from hard things like a woman and expect things to be handed to me. People who never partake in hard things have a life of extreme ups and downs both financially and emotionally.
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>>29635303
I hate fucking comments like this. Like what's your fucking point? Someone ugly will never be attractive? Okay true, but why would the ugly person not take care of himself and enjoy his life?
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>>29637580
They don't want life to be hard... Nobody fucking likes discipline. It is need though to achieve stuff.
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Actual advice that works:

Get rid of the whole idea of Chad's, Alpha's, Beta's - girls think that is fucking ridiculous and have absolutely no understanding of any of it. They don't care if you lift or if you play video games a lot, so long as you're not an autistic fuck you're in with a shot.

Take pride in your appearance and life, if you're some fat neckbeard loser living with your parents past the age of 25, you're going to seem like a total reprobate to anyone, not just girls. Learn to style your beard and hair in a way that suits you, also dress yourself in a way that suits you. Sorry for doing it but /r/malefashionadvice helps.

If you hang out in creepy weird places like anime toy shops with card duelling areas stop that. It's fucking weird. You get laughed at by passers by.

If you have fucked up opinions on girls and their purity, go see a therapist and work through it. Sure not everyone's okay with their partner having slept with loads of people, but if you want a "pure innocent virgin grill" and consider any girls who've had sex dirty or used, you've got underlying issues. Sort out your mental health.

Treat your family with respect - girls get clear warning signs from the way you speak to your parents/the way you speak about them.

Make friends, before you even think about seeking a partner you need atleast a small social circle of people who aren't total weirdos like you. Girls don't want to be your only form of social interaction. That's again fucking weird and overly clingy.

Clean your living quarters of any shitty collectibles, no toys on display if you ever bring a girl home. It's creepy and weird.

Girls aren't E.T. treat them like they're just fucking humans and you'll get a lot further than treating them like princesses. If you text like this guy >>29636888 you're fucked and the girl isn't going to want much from you other than a shoulder to cry on unless she's also extremely socially deprived.
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>>29637614
Wouldn't you rather you looked good without having to work out, if you had the choice? (some people do, thanks to good genetics) Wouldn't you rather have money without having to work hard? (some people do, thanks to trust funds, investments, or nepotism) And wouldn't you rather be able to have sex with women without having to try? (Some people do, and we call them Chads)

>>29637661
If they don't want it to be hard, how come they call anyone else a worthless pussy faggot if that anyone else doesn't want it to be hard? If they were just doing it because it was necessary to achieve stuff, they'd be commiserating about how it sucks having to work hard.
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thing is, do you really want to change that much? having a regular diet and exercising will not change your mug. that's just being healthy.
I know plenty of chads who are actually slightly overweight or the exact opposite, that doesn't stop them from getting pussy.
they are actually being themselves.
being yourself doesn't mean that you'll be automatically successful in your task. it just means that if you're lucky you'll eventually meet someone who likes the way you are and that's all you should be aiming for in my opinion.
I like my interests. I like the way I am and the fact that I take care of my body doesn't mean that I'm doing it to be appreciated by women and so should you.
you don't really want to entertain someone by pretending to impersonate someone else, to fake friendships and participate to the mundane life.
accept your flaws, smug what you can smug and accept your fate, whenever it's going to be good or not. it's not like you have any other kind of power.
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>>29637249
to this i would say
a, practice makes perfect
b, you would not be living a lie, so much as categorizing yourself for the public eye
c, fit is as bad as robot when it comes to women

i dont enjoy clubs, large crowds, or getting drunk in public and socializing is especially draining.
however, i enjoy learning, and drinking a coke in a bar looks like im drinking.
i began to regulate myself to quiet dive bars where all i have to do is introduce myself and ask questions, and im not required to dance.

the key here is to not invest a whole lot into the outcome of the relationship you have just fostered because in truth, you're not. this keeps pressure off your shoulders, creates an impression of aloofness, and plants a seed of friendship that may naturally grow into something you can harvest or not.
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>>29634854
i just recently played sonic before osu, Kek is truly among us!
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>>29637748
>wouldn't you rather not have to try?

Everyone would prefer that. But not everyone has that option. So people do the best they can with what they have.

>how come they call pussy faggots pussy faggots?

Because whining about your circumstances won't accomplish anything. It's always infinitely more respectable to work with the hand you're dealt than to bitchin and moan and not do anything.
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>>29635462
Read the sticky. Going five days a week and lifting hard is not even optimal and will catch up with you even if you're young. Do a full body linear progression with accessories. It's a lot more about form and consistency.
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>>29636382
>reinventing everything in your life just to get some pussy
After 2 gfs I'm certain it's not worth it. I'm just gonna try to be happy (going to a therapist for the 1st time for my depression tomorrow), live my life the way I want to and if a qt comes along I'll take her. If not I don't give a fuck.
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No matter how you slice it, you're either have it genetically or you don't. No amount of working out, hair products, acting and posturing is going to change that.
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>>29633956
only advices that work
>lift helps a bit
> act coky
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>just be confident bro!
aka
>just act like a completely different person, overdo it, and probably seem weirder than usual bro!
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>>29633956
>Lifting helps alot

Don't fall for this meme
If you are 5/10 or above, women don't give a shit about looks
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>>29633956
>Girls are just like us

Guys don't get pissed off every time a girl ask them out

Guys don't call girls creeps because the girls are ugly

Guys have to work to offer women than just their genitals

Guys don't care if a girl is shorter than them

Guys don't go for shit women in their prime and go for """nice"""""girls""""" when they hit 30

Guys don't claim harrassment every time a non Stacy makes a move on him
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>>29638829
It's like you've never left your house.
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>>29638883
>It's like you've never left your house.

>Huur all women r beautiful wonderful ppl Huurr
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>>29634920
You can do ALL this, but if you're short, you're still fucked. I have good aesthetics, big dick, abs, good teeth, yet I'm 5'7 and permavirgin. This advice is great if you already meet the holy grail requirement of 5'10 or up.
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>>29637463
thank you
i will do that
i actually think that could help, just kind of going to the gym on automatic mode.
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As a real life Alpha- Minus who doesn't browse r9k a lot I'll help some of you out.

Just BEE yourself is good advice, what people don't explain (and what is the hard part) is knowing when you're safe to be yourself. Once you figure out who you should be yourself around you're set. If you've made the right call people will be attracted to your honesty and transparency, they'll feel they can trust you.

tl;dr don't go showing someone your katana collection unless they've expressed an interest in japanese weaponry
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>>29634854

He would lose fat around his jaw and accentuate the shape, gain muscle around the shoulders so his head isn't so isolated around his scrawny neck and woukd have a good body as a nice addition.
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>>29633956
>>29634115
>>29634920

just lift brah ;) girlls will think ur hawt!
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>>29633956
Not really a chad, but in 1-2 years i've went from kissless/friendless virgin to, average social life with gf.So maybe these helps.
>lifting helps but you don't have to be obsessed about it, just be fit
>women are inferior to men (they are not really, but believing this helps for social anxiety)
>quit masturbating or reduce it
>have the "fuck it" attitude
>don't be afraid to show what you are interested in(unless it is anime or some weird shit)
>have small conversations with anyone, it helps you improve your social skills no matter how small it is

there are somethings you can't change about your looks but you can change some which is;
>facial hair
>hair
>skin
>teeth

If you take care of these, no matter how fucked up your facial structure is, you will at least be average looking if not good looking.And being ugly is okay for males as long as you are healthy looking and confident about your looks.You are a man not a chick.
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>>29633956
>be yourself (be a fucking autist)
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>>29634920
>get a tan

this is the only one I can't do

I live in Scotland, we have NO SUN
I'm not getting on a tanning bath, fuck that
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>>29639074
women also like men who care about themselves. like when when youre in a bus spread ur legs and be relaxed. there was even a news article about women being mad and aroused about men who took all the seat to themselves. they dont give a fuck about women they just care about their own good. thats what u gotta be. care about your own interest. be relaxed. if someone tells you to stop doing it, thats where strength comes to play. you say you dont give a fuck. if opposition concedes you keep spreading your legs and be relaxed. if opposition continues, you shut them up with force. what autists in r9k does is either "y-yes m-m'lady, heres your seat" or sperg out.
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>>29634920
>teh
get the fuck out of here and never come back you inbred fuckwad
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>>29638630
being confident isn't being a different person. you guys are already confident at being outcasts. take that idea of not giving a fuck and move it over to other facets of life like women and business, and you'll do well. over doing things and living a lie is not confidence. knowing you're going to get out of any situation somehow is confidence, and the only way you build that is by failing and picking yourself back up again. problem is you guys just are comfortable being failures.
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>>29635044
xD

orejunal
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>>29637734
>"Treat girls like normal people."
This is the advice I followed my whole life. But it never gets you anywhere. In the best case scenario you end up becoming friends with the girl if you behave like this. The reality is that girls are completely different from guys and you need to talk with the a certain way, with a certain mindset, if you want more than friendship. Yes, the whole alpha/beta/redpill/bluepill thing is overblown, like everything else on the internet, but it's based on observations, and patterns we've seen in them. Once I started employing these strategies, women have been far more receptive.

>girls think its ridiculous and have no understanding of it.
Yeah, obviously. What's your point? That's how sexual strategy usually works.

tl;dr, being a normal isn't enough unless you are good looking. Some of us didn't have the luxury of being born tall, white Chads like you.
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>>29633956
all the lifting in the world wont cure our robotic autismo. Thats why we are fucked, doomed at best to be cyborgs barely getting by.
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>>29637734
i lost my v with my gundam collectible on my tv stand fuck you mean boy
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>>29640548
Stacey here sorry was actually giving you some insight into how the feeeeeemale mind works.

By treating girls like normal people I didn't mean sit and play vidya with them I meant just don't fucking hound them with "you're so beautiful" openers. That's creepy.

>that's how sexual strategy usually works
Girls have no understanding of the chad/alpha/beta idea because it doesn't really actually exist. You've got spergs and you've got normal people. Just don't be a fucking sperg is all I'm saying.

>>29641951
I more meant whole shelves of collectibles. One or two sure, but several nope.
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>>29637734
>Females giving advice on dating

Fuck right off
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>>29639113

Well, it definitely beats having that face on a shitty body. Your chances with women can only improve with lifting. Also, your health...
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>>29639019
Going more than thrice a week to the gym is hilariously pathetic and /fit/cel certified. Dont do it.
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>>29635462

You only need to go three days a week. Read the /fit/ sticky it will explain everything. Once you start making gains and getting used to the endorphins from working out it will feel worse to not go to the gym.
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Most of male attractiveness is based on masculinity. Lifting makes you look more masculine especially if you take steroids.
QED
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>>29642692

Seriously. I was doing a bro split and seeing marginal results, but now I'm doing full body 3 days a week, and have been putting on muscle like crazy.
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>>29642347

If you are stacey, why are you here?

Do you see the people in op's pic as attractive? Or roiding faggots. My point is zac effron doesn't havd such a v taper and upper body. It's like a girl with silicon ff boobs, but you see someone you'd love and want to mary if you could 'fix him'.


Meanwhile im a fucking 'loser' who got a full ride to college and is now dropping out to be an entrepreneur, and ill probabably get half my company funded from your tax dollars. Trump has insipired me, but the fact is he is a smug blowhard; and i entend ont chrushing women with the same arogance. Watch yourself.
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>>29642603

>virgin males who admit to never interacting with women know more about dating than an actual female

Fuck off
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>>29642787

Steroids are literally magic. They make you feel great & look great. The only ones who think "using is for fags" is betas with soft flabby bodies.
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>>29642945
It's not natty, its expensive, unnatural, and you lose gains. Call scooby a beta nerd irl see what happens.
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>>29643028

Shittiest arguments ever.
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>>29643028
>Scooby is natty
Scooby please go
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>>29643105
He does test at most cause he's 50
>>29643101
Saying my argument is shity doesn't make it less true
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>>29635987
>short
wear lifts. wear boots or other shoes that give you height but don't look faggy. working out will make you look bigger and you can layer your clothing to accentuate that effect. move to a country with a shorter average height. embrace an alpha attitude and taller people will back off and girls will respect you. "what if they think i'm compensating or i have short guy syndrome?" that's a defense mechanism they will use to try to maintain their security, but it is better to get what you want by showing your anger and aggression than to let everyone walk over you while being docile.
>ugly
again, getting fit will help. what do you think specifically makes you look ugly? get tattoos and dress well and you will look edgy instead of ugly.
>small dick
you are probably closer to average than you think - e-stats and porn is not reality. learn to improve your pussy eating and humping skills and ask your lover what they want in bed and you will be fine.
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>>29642886
But women really don't know what the fuck they want. A large number of robots actually did try to interact with women but they get friend-zoned, being called creep, and just ignored by women. You pay no attention to the negative bullshit women play on men.
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>He does test at most
Oh then it is completely natty
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Lifting is great in and of itself, but the culture associated with it is cancerous. You should lift, but only if you can keep yourself from being a massive faggot in the process.
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>>29643177
>its not natty its unnatural
appeal to nature
>it's expensive
No it's not, test e 500mg, + PCT and AI is around $200 for 12 weeks
>you lose gains
the gains you keep from steroids are still greater than what you could have ever achieved naturally
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>>29643415
I want to do roids but I am scared they will rip me off. How do you know where to get the good stuff?
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>>29643477
red()dit.com/r/Steroidsourcetalk/comments/4nlh5q/source_darkmatterlabs_new_pharma_item_added/
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>>29643272
>>29643177
>>29643105
>>29643028

This is the cancerous weightlifting culture doing it's thing, folks. You guys actually care if some shitty youtuber does steroids or not? How does something so dumb entertain you?
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>>29643570

We are mere apes in the presense of your great mind. Share your wisdom with us O great one.
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>>29643415
okay i have a reason to not do them: liver damage. heart damage, etc.
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>>29643632

You don't need a great mind to detect your level of cringe, my friend.
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>>29643721

Hope you don't drink or take Tyenol. Don't eat any cheeseburgers either.
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>>29643777

i drink less than 2 units of alcohol a week (wine), which is not bad for my liver or heart. i don't take tylenol or eat red meat.
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>>29643732
kys oregano tbqh
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>>29639113
he's like 55.
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>>29643806

Ah I see now, you are a stuck up faggot
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>>29638829
>Guys don't get pissed off every time a girl ask them out
girls don't either.
>Guys don't call girls creeps because the girls are ugly
guys make fun of ugly/fat girls that hit on them.
>Guys have to work to offer women than just their genitals
women have to wear makeup and dress well to attract men
>Guys don't care if a girl is shorter than them
guys care if a girl is taller than them
>Guys don't go for shit women in their prime and go for """nice"""""girls""""" when they hit 30
idk what you mean by this statement. guys do have higher standards for the person they want to settle down with when theyre ready to start a family than for random hookups though.
>Guys don't claim harrassment every time a non Stacy makes a move on him
girls don't do this either.
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>>29633956
this picture is more photoshopped every time i see it
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>>29643819

These kind of pictures always make me kek. The vast majority of are weightlifters are obviously closet cases that use their interest in lifting as an excuse to ogle shirtless dudes without being called gay.
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>>29643889
Scooby is gay af
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>>29643889

I've always wondered whether scooby is gay. His being married to another man is kind of suspicious but I wouldn't want to rush to judgement.
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>>29643909
>>29643946

FFS, you both need lessons in reading comprehension.
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>>29643868
>>Guys don't get pissed off every time a girl ask them out
>girls don't either.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcjL-uLpwY

>>Guys don't call girls creeps because the girls are ugly
guys make fun of ugly/fat girls that hit on them.
So ...80% of men are the same as fat ugly women?

>>Guys have to work to offer women than just their genitals
women have to wear makeup and dress well to attract men
They wear it to compete and not be judged for their natural ugly

>>Guys don't care if a girl is shorter than them
guys care if a girl is taller than them
There's more short males than tall women. Don't matter

>guys do have higher standards
Is being NOT ugly and loyal really that hard?

>>Guys don't claim harrassment every time a non Stacy makes a move on him
girls don't do this either.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b1XGPvbWn0A
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>>29640013
Of course a lot of people are comfortable with being failures, some never received success.
I've tried my whole life and never succeeded. In fact the times I was confident I got blown the fuck out most and hardest. When you people go on about how people who take risks are respected, you make that assumption that they are indeed respected.

I've never been respected, I've always been chastised for showing confidence. For defending myself. For "not giving a fuck." Why should I even bother trying when I've never been rewarded, only penalized my whole life?
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hahah why do normies use the term lifting

lifting don't make you healthier, it just make u look better and its actually bad for fat guys because bulking on fat looks terrible
aerobic is more beneficial to your health and mind by far
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>>29644204
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CzcjL-uLpwY

please tell me its a fucking joke
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>>29633956

I was a KSV at age 19. About four years later, I've had two long-term relationship. One lasted for about a year and the other for two. I've slept with about 30 women, mostly before my first relationship and in between that and the second.

Being myself helped. So did getting myself out of my ordinary comfort zone. I was forced to interact with people, did a lot of shit I'd never have done at home, and built a ton of confidence as a result.

Just broke up with my ex. I have several decent-looking girls already trying to get my dick.

Don't think I'm going after anything, though.
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>>29639819
i had a typo you autistic sack of shit fuck you and I hope you die alone
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>>29644728

Did you really fall for that?
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>>29644613
Whered you meet most of these girls? How did you act around them when you first met them?
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>>29645012

I said "hi" to a girl waiting to use the bathroom in an Istanbul bar. She didn't speak any English. I kept drinking more and more, noticed her sitting by herself, and then ran out after her when she left. We ended up getting some tea, grabbing a beer, and then fucking. That's how I lost my virginity.

Met some girls through mutual friends afterward. First GF was from Facebook. After we broke up, I used Tinder a lot. In all honestly, most of the girls I've slept with I've met while traveling.

Current/possible ex-gf I met on OkCupid.

I've slept with a handful of girls here in the US and a bunch in other countries. Don't even care too much about women any more, to be honest. They're just people and most of them are as stupid or boring as guys.

I've always been an introvert and I'm at the point where I'm way more into my own shit than caring about what other people think of what I'm doing. That comes with confidence and helps a lot.
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>>29633956
Elliot would kick the shit out of these fucking faggots.
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>>29645161

Are you white?
roginal commentds
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>>29645161
How do you meet a girl "from facebook." I mean, did you just see her profile think "hey she looks pretty" and decide to add her?
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>>29637829
>a, practice makes perfect
not that guy, but you can't practice for every single situation you can expect to encounter. even if you can, there will be unexpected situations where you're caught off guard and you can't just bust out "i'm tired", "it sounded better in my head" or "i wasn't paying attention" every single time. people will catch on eventually.

>b, you would not be living a lie, so much as categorizing yourself for the public eye
just because you word it differently doesn't mean you're not living a lie. pretending to be something you're not on a day to day basis IS living a lie.


you don't enjoy clubs, yet you go to them. why? the people who are there enjoy it. right off the bat you're potentially starting a relationship where you have polarizing personalities or at least interests.

go to a bookstore, a video game store, a library etc. and find people who enjoy the same thing you do and ask them about the book they're checking out or the game they might buy. smaller crowds than clubs/bars as well.


"fake it til you make it" only works if you are capable of enjoying what you're faking once you've made it. if you're still miserable or pretending once the relationship is established, what's the point?
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>>29645207

Yes

>>29645416

She added me. I guess she was drunk, likes my first name, searched it on Facebook, and added me because she thought I was the cutest one on the list. She apologized in the morning but we wound up talking for a while. I had already been planning to visit her country for a month or two that coming summer. We ended up dating and having a sort of LDR thing before we both realized it was stupid.

Was an okay relationship. Her family was rich as fuck, though.

Never doing anything like that again.
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>>29642787
I think you're all pretty fascinating & lurk different boards with similar circle jerking ideals/outlooks on life/women. It's partially learning the warning signs, partially morbid curiosity. Like why are you all like this?

OP's pic to me isn't attractive, the V-lines are disgusting and just make me think of the joints action meant had for their legs. My boyfriend is pale, kinda toned but only if he flexes and 5ft 9/5ft 10. So I don't understand this whole idea that girls don't take interest in guys unless they're 6ft+, tanned and muscly as hell. I get some girls are interested in the whole muscle die hard gym lover the exact same way some guys are into the fake boobs & lip injections trends.

Maybe you could work on your passive aggressive nature and become more approachable in order to actually break out of the "loser" stigma. Seriously being bitter about it won't help you whatsoever. You want people to appreciate you? Appreciate them. I'm not from America but I mean come on, if you're going to brag atleast humblebrag.

>>29642603
>>29643185
Trying to interact with women doesn't mean shit. The chances are the large number of robots trying to interact with women were being fucking creepy, friendly, or weren't interesting enough to speak to. I was giving you ways to not seem like a fucking weirdo but take it or leave it, doesn't affect me.

Overall a lot of robots seem to have not matured past high school, kind of stuck in the mentality that girls suck boo hoo. In your adult life it's a whole different dating scene. Just don't act like a total weirdo and you're set.
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>>29646221
Joke's on you faggot I hate everybody.
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>>29646221
>Just don't act like a total weirdo and you're set.

If you can't understand what a guy actually go through and actually fucking think the dating game is that easy for men, you're just fucking dumb. There's a reason its bad to get advice from women. Fish can't teach a fisherman to catch fish. There are robots with bad social skills due to depression, mental illness, or just really shit anxiety. Bad enough many robots had single moms that will tell their kids bullshit and make them into "nice guys" when they get older.
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>>29634920
>grow your hair out
>or get a nice haircut
well shit which one is it
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>>29634920
I literally cant tan fuck you
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Reminder to all the /fit/izens here that lifting will never give you HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.
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>>29646340
You understand that social skills and mental health illness isn't gender specific right? Women get that too. Nothing wrong with being a little bit flawed, I said nowhere about being perfect. You all focus so much more on looks and think that'll land you a girl but seriously, take a look at your personality and the way you treat people first. If your issues are that big see a therapist and work through them.

Like I said, take it or leave it. Stay stuck in a rut hating everyone or atleast try out what I said. What've you got to lose, really? If it doesn't work that sucks, try something else. Has to be better than sitting anonymously hating everyone with a vagina.
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>>29646571
Men often put more emphasis on physical appearance because they have to compete with one another. If they perceive themselves inferior then they will act inferior. This may lead to cases of "acting like a weirdo", however you define that vague statement.
It's not that complicated.

Also while I'm at it, the bitterness is from repeated failures with little to no improvements. Some people take failure seriously. Even more so when it is repeated. Every failure reinforces their bitter stigma towards what they had failed to achieve. In a way, your insulting demeanor toward the bitter only reinforces their perception of women lacking empathy.

Also >>>/adv/
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>>29646571
>You understand that social skills and mental health illness isn't gender specific right? Women get that too.

When MEN are the ones that have to use social interaction to get what they want and women just get handed their lifestyle, I get to say that their "social anxiety" doesn't mean jack shit.

> If it doesn't work that sucks, try something else. Has to be better than sitting anonymously hating everyone with a vagina.

How about stop being a condescending bitch?
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>>29646749
Both genders compete amongst themselves. This whole mentality is totally flawed. I get it, more guys per girl and all but it's just stupid. The emphasis on physical appearance is unnecessary because men always tend to totally lack other positives. Sure, you can make gains and make yourself look presentable but if you still have this flawed logic of competing for a mate instead of seeking a partner then you're not going to get anywhere.

By acting like a weirdo, I mean overbearing messages. Opening with a random girl "Wow I just wanted to tell you you're so beautiful" is weird. You might think it's complimentary but, it's weird. We're not collectibles. Open up and say hey. Don't take it to heart if we don't respond, move on. Don't spam us with 15 texts slowly ranging from polite to "Fuck you you dumb slut you're ugly anyway" if we don't reply straight away. Don't overshare personal stories until you're at an appropriate level of friendship. Don't expect every interaction with a woman to turn into you being balls deep in her, or you and her ending up in a relationship.

You're right, it's not that complicated. But robots always seem to overcomplicate it with things like red pilling (which, by the way, if you want a mentally capable girlfriend red pilling is not the way to achieve that, you're attracting and securing damaged goods) grinding them down until they say yes, giving up before getting anywhere.

Everyone takes rejection to heart, even the "chads" "normies" and "stacey's" you all talk about. The difference is that they pick up, move on, and learn from what went wrong. Robots just pick up, move on and repeat the same process. In a way, my insulting demeanour towards the bitter only reinforces exactly what any other person outside of this circle jerk of a board would think about being so bitter. It's not our responsibility to shield you from criticism or to wrap what we say or think in cotton candy for you.
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>>29647209
That's exactly what I was referring to by a lack of empathy, you idiot. It's not the criticism, it's how you deliver it.
You mock and insult them rather than just giving the advice, making them less likely to take it. You really aren't helping your case.
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>>29647209
You're rejecting criticism on how you criticize others while complaining about how robots don't take criticism?

Kill yourself dumb cunt.
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>>29647330
I gave my advice without stating I was a girl and you didn't take it because "being a normal isn't enough unless you are good looking. Some of us didn't have the luxury of being born tall, white Chads like you."

I revealed I was a girl and I got ">Females giving advice on dating

Fuck right off"

It's nothing to do with the delivery, it's a total unwillingness to actually try.
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>>29647632
Yes, because females have time and time again proven they don't know what they actually want. Even normal men know this for a fact. That's why that one anon went on about fish teaching fishermen how to fish. You can't teach a man how to pick up chicks since it's a completely different beast. Your perspective does not translate to a male's. Your unawareness of this fact combined with your rampant "you didn't even try" platitude are why you are told to fuck off.
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>become so jaded and cynical that I just start fucking around
>decide from now on I'm going to just do whatever Spongebob Squarepants would do

>five months later
>have a comfy, good-paying jobs and am friends with all my coworkers
>have a lovely, wonderful 8/10 girlfriend
>actually enjoy waking up in the morning and have tons of energy
>partake in many different hobbies and never experience that aimless boredom that I did before

Still don't have my fucking driver's license, though.
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>>29633956
Based, elite muscular truth bombs right here.
>tfw just finished a big weights session
I might work out later on too.
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This is the best advice anyone can give. If you are a man that is shorter than 6'0 and have a job that makes less than $80,000 a year and you are a 6/10 or lower, don't even bother trying to attract women.

Here are some other tips:
>non-whites can be NEET losers and get 9/10 white women, they will worship your dick
>women will never accept a guy that is a
virgin
>a woman will never be happy with you if you are boring or an introvert
>women expect you to accept all her faults and accept her past but a woman will never accept your past if you are a virgin, they want you to be a manwhore so brag about fucking women
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>>29648083
>non-whites can be NEET losers and get 9/10 white women, they will worship your dick

Black dude here

White men have a WAY better chance in the dating market
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>>29633956
Don't fall for these memes, boys
If you're ugly and autistic, no amount of lifting will get you a gf for friends
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>>29647607
>>29647330
Lmao everything she said is right though. You fags are hopeless

Chad here btw
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>>29650575
>shitposting a dead thread
Apply yourself, don't cuck yourself.
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>>29634955
being yourself isn't that bad, by being yourself you also have to stand up for your interests and what you believe in as you would to someone you consider a friend.

Not sure about the lifting, I mean. I know so many girls who have fat or chubby boyfriends, my gf thinks too much muscles are gross even.
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>>29650611
Please let that roastie be dead
pls
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>>29636285
I'm over 6 ft, i went to the gym 6 days a week for 2 years. My father has been going to the gym for over 20 years, he taught me everything. I targeted all muscle groups with proper form.
I did not see substantial gains. And no i'm not fat, i'm skinny and wiry. My body just doesn't respond.

So you cannot say it's not hard.
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>>29648122
>White men have a WAY better chance in the dating market
Fellow blackbot here, I can agree.
Even Asians have it easier.
Really every race has it easier.

>>29650671
Do you eat?
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>>29650675
I eat a tonne. And healthy, too.
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>>29634971
>just change your brain wiring man that's all yewgoddadew xD simple genuis

The brain is a plastic organ, your brain wiring changes all the time.

Your experiences do not define you, it is how you perceive your experiences that defines you.

Three people were bullied as a children; One becomes a depressed NEET shut-in, another becomes a bully himself and the the third moves on and forgets about the bullying entirely. People can have the exact same experience and take away different lessons from it.

The low hanging fruit for making positive changes to your brain are; getting enough sleep, exercise and prayer.

Everyone can do this and it will help immensely.

Weight training in particular is useful because it helps you develop a growth mindset. If you work at a project every day then you will get better at it and grow as a person.

If you work out every day you will become strong and fit. If you study every day you will become smart and educated.

If you are tired of being a Robot and want to rejoin the world I suggest reading a book called, 'How to Fail at Almost Everything and Still Win Big' by Scott Adams.
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>>29633956
Why are they orange?
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>>29650811
What if you're 3/10 facially at low bodyfat with muscles?
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>>29633956
>Being yourself
mixed feels desu

took that advice a year ago, started being self , think more about myself(instead of people pleasing) and doing things that I liked or had interest in before but never did etc because beingself.png

lose the few friends I have and have minimal contact with other people. on the positive side developed a range of new hobbies and interests which have had the effect of me losing weight and being in the best physical shape yet.

mixed feelings on the advice desu socially it's been shit for me but in other areas it's been quite liberating
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>>29650811
I learned that after 18 years of talking to people and failing to even make a single acquaintance it's just hopeless.
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>What if you're 3/10 facially at low bodyfat with muscles?

Then work on other things on top of that. Pray everyday, work at productive things everyday that improve you and things will get better.

Your mental structure is determined by a combination of biology, your beliefs and social feedback. There are techniques and hacks capable of making changes to all of these.

You really can re-wire your brain if you are willing to believe in yourself and put some work into it.
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>>29650908

Learned helplessness is a belief you acquired because you don't understand how your own brain works.

Ironically regular exercise is one of the best cures for this.

Logically you KNOW that you are capable of changing your current behaviours and making some friends but you cannot break out of the habitual helplessness you find yourself in.

You have trained your brain this way but you can retrain it if you want to, replace your negative habits with new positive ones.
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>>29651073
Nigga I don't know what I'm doing wrong, and it never magically showed up or whatever the hell you're insinuating in the period of my life that I did hit the gym. Now I just walk 14 miles a week like I used to.

Exercise never did shit.
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>>29633956
Take steroids. Works 100% of the time evertim. All you need is the money.
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>>29634920
Fuck off if you think i will drag my self trough this hell so some stuck up bitch maybe notice me.
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any advice on dropping bodyfat % currently at 16% and want to drop to the 10-12% range.

I've been told to solely focus on losing weight while trying to maintain what muscle I do have

I have adjusted my diet to 1800 (as a rough estimate from caloric calc but will make further adjustments to suit myself) The aim to lose 1 lbs a week

I also do cardio every other day which is either
Jogging (10km)
Cycling
open water swimming

Any tips are welcomed
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>>29651185
I used to do it and it worked, and super hot girls were into me, but I was married. When I got divorced I got sad and stopped working out as much, so I never got to enjoy the fruits that much. I'm with a girl who isn't as hot as my ex, who wasn't all that hot either. I don't know. I have a poor work ethic and it's so easy to just settle for a nice girl who isn't that hot and whose insecurities keep her from being 100% stuck up. Maybe she's only 75%.
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>>29635462
You don't have the will yet. I'm 22. I tried getting /fit/ and going to the gym regularly 4 different times previously. But after the last girl I liked pretty much changed 100% towards me from good to bad because of what the lies her scumbag friends told her, I moped for 3 months, then realized fuck them and fuck her, and I wanted to make sure she regrets her decision, and to make her want me so I can reject her and make her feel like shit, so I started hitting the gym 5 days a week, and am still going strong. It's been 3 months and I saw my mutual friends I have with her for the first time since, and they all told me how jacked I look now. In 2 years I'll have my engineering degree from UCLA, and with the way my body will look in 2 years, she will likely want my D, and I will take great pleasure in rejecting her and making her feel as shitty as I possibly can about her past behavior, and this time she will be the one to suffer.
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>>29651535
it's great that you took the sadness of what that girl did to you, and harnessed it into working hard at the gym, but,

why do you want to make her feel as shitty as she made you?
revenge never makes you feel good about yourself ultimately, you think it will fill the void that the other person caused, but it doesn't.

the best thing you can do is be successful, which YOU are doing, and that will be the biggest FUCK YOU to the girl

she will see how well you have done without her, and she will be seething with jealousy.
if you ever see her again, just act indifferent to her, like you don't care but not rude.

This will cause her MUCH more pain, than if you were to reject her and be nasty to her. because being nasty to her would show you really care about her still.

Be the bigger man and act like you don't give a fuck. She will be absolutely devastated.
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>>29651688
Stop being a faggot, people like you are literally the reason why women today are trash. You let them get away with anything because they have a moist hole between their legs.

Most women are cold attentionwhores, who see you as a stepping stone, nothing more.
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>>29651535
HA as if she is even capable of having oneitis for you. Chads aren't exactly that rare. You reject her, she won't bat an eye, and will move on to hot bod guy #71. You fool.
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>>29635769

Is this copy pasta? It's fucking hilarious.
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>>29651688
You don't understand man. She was the second girl I've ever liked. And at first she acted like she really liked me too. She had even told me she thought I was really good looking when I was a skinny 130 lb DYEL. I'm 168 lbs now, and switched from my previous bulk to a cut to trim off my excess bodyfat.
Then one day out of nowhere, she goes from being the warmest and friendlies person in the world to me, to the coldest and most distant. And two of her friends said they wanted her to be with this other guy, and they had told me if they ever see me talking to her, they'll do anything they can to destroy any chance I have of even being with her. But they could've just been jealous seeing me having success with this girl when they couldn't get any girls to like them because they have ugly faces AND bodies. And seeing as these guys HAD tried cockblocking me many times when her and I were talking, I was certain they had fed her lies.
So anyways I decided to facebook message her and ask if everything was cool between us or if anything was wrong, and she just brushed it off and said she wanted to focus on school.
Few months later I found out she had been sending all of my facebook messages to these same two guys (when she could've literally gone to anyone else she chooses the two biggest scumbags she could've possibly chosen, proving that they had been brainwashing her into hating me) and she was telling them that I was going crazy and that she thought I was going to hurt myself, when all I had asked was if everything was cool between us, and why she was acting different. She was also having them type her messages for her, and that it was them talking for her, and not her herself.
tl;dr she showed her true colors, and I want her to suffer for toying with my emotions the way she did.
>>29651762
She has an 7/10 face, but a plank body, and a flat chest and flat ass. She's also religious, and all her guy friends are even more beta than me, which says a lot.
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>>29651876
Sounds like they were all ganging up to mess with your emotions over Facebook, rather than that they deluded her into thinking you're bad. Kind of like when high school girls make a fake guy profile and pretend to be in a relationship with a nerdy girl just so the fake boyfriend can dump her later. To be mean.
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>>29651876
Women don't use the same mental calculus to determine their sexual and romantic interest in a man. Just because you're fit won't make her want you even half as much as you wanted her. You have nothing and will not hurt her by rejecting her. If she's so desperate because she has no ass why are the 3 guys in your story all into her? Chad #71, coming right up, dude.
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>>29652095
Maybe. But I was actually really good friends with one of them, and he was pretending like he was on my side at first, only to betray me once the opportunity presented itself.
>>29652151
Not only will I be /fit/ but I'll also have an engineering degree from a top university, and my plan is to get a job in my field the moment I'm done with school. I'll be making 60-70k a year right off the bat, and I might even go for my masters.
And the one of the guys who screwed me over has been family friends with her since childhood, and the other one already likes her friend. I believe that it was more they just couldn't stand the idea of me having a girl when they don't.
And I've seen the guys she's friends with, none of them are even remotely attractive, so I don't see any competition atm.
In the same way some asians in uni think that its not enough for them to succeed, they want others to fail. Same mentality.
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>>29651748
i don't give a fuck about the girl.
i'm not defending her at all, she was a cunt clearly.

what I'm saying that being nasty to the girl will not make him feel better, but being successful and ignoring her, will make him feel very good. it will show to her he doesn't give a fuck about her, she doesn't even cross his mind.
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>>29633956
those majestic hair holy shit i'm jealous
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>>29652348
>nasty to the girl will not make him feel better

You underestimate how petty and shallow we have become.
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>>29651876
when i first read your story, i automatically assumed the girl's friend were females, as I couldn't even comprehend males being this catty, bitchy, gossipy and underhand.

I am genuinely disgusted by these guys. That is not what men do, that is what women do.
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>>29651211
seems like your on the right track but I am not a fitness expert
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>>29651876
>dating a woman in her 20's
what a mistake, if you didn't know or don't know woman have a missing link in their brain when it comes to sharing things. they just take all the information they consume and instantly share it with everyone. especially young insecure woman
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>thinking that Chads and normies genuinely want you to improve your life or even care about you
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>>29652385
That's exactly my point man. If she went to her girlfriends I could at least understand and wouldn't be as upset about it because hey, that's just women being women.
And in my facebook messages I warned her about these two and what they're doing behind the scenes, so she knew, yet she still continued to send them my messages and had them write her responses for her.
>>29652435
So what am I supposed to do, just give up and stay single my whole life, never getting married because by the time women grow a brain (if they do) they'll be past their prime and not worth marrying and having children with?
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>>29652499
what you should do is find a girl that is conservative as possible, the big city,facebook and TV corrupt their brains and turn them into little shallow whores.
a good way of finding a good woman is finding out who are their parents first.
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>>29633956
>>Girls are just like us

yeah no.
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>>29652499
>she still continued to send them my messages and had them write her responses for her

Let me tell you this friend.
If she is capable and willing to do this in any situation, she is completely worthless. She is not worthy of your attention. I know you thought you loved her, and clearly still think about her, but you have to know she was a very mentally weak and devious person.

You genuinely dodged a bullet. No self-respecting, well adjusted and mature female would do that.
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>>29652558
I've realized this. That's why I want to make her suffer in the same way she made me suffer, and I'll do that by already having a decent face, working my ass off at the gym to get as big as I can without roiding, and to graduate from a top tier school those other two guys couldn't get into, which will give me a very good career, and I'll make all 3 of them jealous at the same time. Then she'll regret how she treated me, and if she tries getting with me as a result of this, I'll take pleasure in never even giving her the chance.
>>29652524
Well like I said she's religious and still acts this way. My only chance would be to snag a wife right out of the middle east, but I don't want to do that. The main reason I have a weakspot for religious girls is precisely because I think this sort of thing will be avoided with them. Turns out I was wrong. Even religious girls in california are as bad as the non religious ones. Only difference is they show less skin, but they're still just as shallow with the same mentality.
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>>29652649
anyways I'm going to sleep. good night robots
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>>29652649
>cali
you fucked up
find a girl that works with her two hands
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>>29651000
>rewire myself to believe I'm the most handsome man on the planet
>go out and approach women
>get rejected

Looks > everything
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>just lift braaaah xDDDD
>BRUH LIKE JUDT STOP CARING
>IT'S ALL ABOUT THE ATTITUDE BRAH

JUST FUCK OFF ALREADY FUCK OOOOOFFFFFFFFFFF WITH YOUR CHADVISE NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BULLSHIT WORKS UNLESS YOU ARE TALL AND GOOD LOOKING AND HAVE A BIG COCK
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>>29639093
What particular exercises make you lose weight around the jaw?
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>>29653791

Sucking dick. Works your jaw muscles.
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>>29637734
>if you want a "pure innocent virgin grill" and consider any girls who've had sex dirty or used, you've got underlying issues. Sort out your mental health.

Why?
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>>29637734
>but if you want a "pure innocent virgin grill" and consider any girls who've had sex dirty or used, you've got underlying issues

Not being a cuck is no an issue lmao
Stay cucked buddy
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>>29635769
i kinda want this to happen to me but i don't know really
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>>29650811
That kinda of bullying did each children experience.
Isolation
Verbal
Physical
Were the teacher on the side of the children or the bullies.
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>>29650811
What kinda of bullying did each children experience.
Isolation
Verbal
Physical
Were teacher on the side of the children or the bullies.
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dont spend money on lifting, roids, or clothes. save up if you have an ugly mug and get plastic surgery
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>>29655938
>tfw my father is so against getting braces I've relegated myself to constantly pushing my jaw out.
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>>29655996
>tfw got braces
>got some Lemony Snicket old croony villain jaw
At least I have a jaw now, I guess
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>>29656043
>implying a villian jaw isn't in fact better than no jaw.
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>>29636382
>NEVER BE YOURSELF, i can't stress this enough. Most attractive girls dont like anime or good video games, fake hobbies, watch SOME sport even if you hate it have some knowledge about it.

So what do you suggest? Pretend to be someone I'm not and finding someone I don't mesh with at all? Where's the fun in that?
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>>29652348
>projecting these feelings on revenge
You clearly have no experience in the category of vengeance. I've gone full Captain Ahab and let me tell you, it is the single most satisfying thing seeing someone who wronged me screaming in rage at something I've done. Regardless of whether or not I am discovered to have done something.

It's not for everyone, sure, but don't pretend that those feelings apply to everyone.
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>>29655938
Why should I pay to get facial bone structure that Chad gets for free?
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>>29634920
>go to a stylist
You queer bastard
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>>29653791

spot reduction doesnt exist. fat storage around the neck/jaw is one of the first places it goes too. lifting right means you will lose fat and gain muscle over time.

put two and two together dummy.
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>>29656700
It exists if you've got a sharp knife, some needle&thread and ain't a pussy.
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>>29656062
>implying a blowjob isn't better than no job
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>>29634920

>>take low dose of testosterone *this is optional*
/fit/ here


taking test will enable 99% of robo's on this board to do everything else that guy listed. it makes you more cocky, makes you want to pursue girls more, and will make you want to do everything in that list so you can fuck more girls. seriously, it's basically impossible to ride high levels of test and remain a basement dwelling robot
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>>29657387
you sound like the same people who claim smoking weed cures cancer, actually makes your lungs better, etc.
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>Before /r9k/
>After /r9k/

Just, chad'up bro
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>>29657387
Damn then I guess I managed the impossible. Testosterone just makes me more unhinged and gets me into more social trouble.
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>>29657782
>lift lift
>m'lady
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>fell for the "just become chad" shills
>got a good body, got good at picking clothes
>still the same edgy sperg faggot, except people sort of like my edgy rants, maybe I project more confidence now
>fell in love with myself
>now I'm convinced I don't need nobody
>started to hate women for being incapable of seeing past the shallow shit, actively reject them now
>haven't gotten sunlight since summer break started

What now, doctor? Where's your god now?
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>>29657943
You seem, retarded. I don't think there is a cure.
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