Does this mean I'm not ugly? First time I've ever texted a girl and it seems everything went smoothly. What do you guys think? Posting for peer review I suppose.
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>>29636937
god damn fauiwdawwjda
pffhweaujsasai
>>29636993
ashashauiaka by the time im finishing spamming we arent gonna be able to spam anymore like this
>>29636956
>AP Human Geopraphy is history right?
>>29636888
Jesus fucking christ OP, just give it an hour and she will be running away from you.
>You're too beautiful to let go easily
You sound like a clingy whiny bitch suckling at her tits for attention
>>29637040
My school didn't have any AP classes other than history and english plus it was in general a shit tier school.
Original kwbziendhwgn
>>29637119
Pretty sure we spent more than an hour talking..
>>29637166
hsdhxdksklsks
>>29637166
Why did you switch the topic of conversation back to music at the end there? Literally had it in the bag until that point.
>>29637166
You haven't done shit, she doesn't want to talk to you.
>>29637166
Jesus I cringe hard at those text messages
>>29637202
I'm not seeing what you're seeing there, I think it gets better towards the end.
>>29636888
You come off as desperate as fuck. You're "pls respond"ing her to death. You aren't playing cool at all.
"Haha you are beautiful, hello? Hey are you there? You are super interesting, am I coming on too strong?"
>>29637225
>>29637215
What's wrong with them?
fuck u robot sdf
This is good OP, try not to seem needy per say,like maybe not 3 messages at a time. Don't seem weird, so like asking whether she is leaving you or if she is into stuff, take it slow. Otheriwse, you will seem needy and creepy. Slow and steady wins the race here. May the emperor be with you
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OP don't ruin it, don't do it man
>>29637296
I think this is the part where I fucked up the most, I think I asked for nudes too soon but she was still talking to me afterward
You fucking idiot. Why would you? Oh god that's way too early
>>29637322
forgot the pic goddamn it
>>29637225
She says "Im glad you're glad" Is when you should have wrapped up convo and asked for date or whatever - rather than switching the topic back to music. Because you did so, you look like a massive beta now.
Your cringe is so tactable I could kill myself with it
>>29637341
shjashjashjasj fdamn robot
>>29637342
But she lives far how would that work?
You're underage as fuck
Go back to >>/b/ faggot
>>29636888
OP you went too far with betafying it, she seemed semi interested at first now she's being semi cold and indifferent
>>29637407
Do you think I can salvage it?
>inb4 walk the dinosaur
that is fake as fuck
if it isnt fake OP is really fucking autistic and that female is also just as retarded
>black girl reads and likes poerty
yeah, not fake at all...
>mfw
>>29637422
btw this was last night not today. Just to be clear.
OP kill yourself if this is genuinely how you speak to girls. You're begging for responses & coming on way too strong jesus christ she has a vagina that doesn't make her extra terrestrial.
>>29637422
Maybe, just slow down a bit. We're programmed to desire what we don't have and the way you are speaking to her is like constantly reaffirming to the max that you desire her, meaning she has you. The cardinal rule is that the person who needs the other less has the most power in a relationship i.e the other desire this person more.
>>29637457
I read the same shit on one of the how to sites while I was texting her, I just didn't know how to fit it in a convo.
this is the last one before she went offline,
>>29637322
Lmfao...
OK, first off you need to slow your roll. Stop with the "pls respond" shit and acting like you're worried she is going to stop talking to you. You are acting like a little kid thats scared his mom is going to leave for work. Ask her questions, wait for a reply. Don't start every message with "omg I thought I lost you pls don't leave me (I am so lonely)".
She doesn't seem completely uninterested in you, but she isn't enamoured. She is basically giving simple replies to your paragraphs, showing she is getting bored. Ask her things that make her talk about herself at length. The more she feels comfortable opening up to you, the more she will be willing to go on a date. Ask like what her career ambitions are, family situation etc etc... not the same shit every guy asks, "what kind of music do you like?" "do you play vidya?" "Watched gay TV show X?"
Asking for nudes this early was dumb as fuck, so you won't get anywhere with her probably. Learn from your mistakes and try again.
>This thread
Oy vey
>>29637527
she was probably the only girl who would've liked me : (
>>29637526
For as beta and desperate as you came off, you didn't completely fuck up. She sounds kind of interested still. Maybe be less beta next time you talk and you could be OK. Stop telling her how amazing she is and shit though, slow down.
>>29637582
No wonder when you act so beta
>>29637225
>ok then :)
literally the worst thing a girl can say to you
>>29637608
I like to think I talk to girls better irl, at least when im high. Should I text her right now?
Just ask her if she'd like to meet up sometime, cut the texting bullshit.
If she's interested she'll meet up with you, if not then she will not.
>>29637665
There's just one small problem, she lives on the west coast, I live on the East.
Op just send her a picture of your dick, she'll be obliged to respond with a nude and you can get more serious and flirty. Ik it sounds like bait, but thats because the librard media tells you its taboo when really, gurls dont mind.
This is exactly what chicks like. Telling them you're Better than them.
What's this autistic shit I'm reading?
>>29637700
Then why are you wasting your time?
>>29637928
Noone else to talk to who doesn't reject me for my looks.
