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How does it feel knowing you'll never experience this?
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How does it feel knowing you'll never experience this?
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feels good never wasting my seed like that.
I can only come deep inside.
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>>29572715
What kind of classy high-production values porn is this? This looks like it was straight out of a Hollywood mainstream movie if they ever had proper sex scenes in them.
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>>29572715
I already have.

>inb4 normie
>inb4 get out
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>>29572715
feels bad 2bh. i'd like to have raw sex with a hot girl but im too ugly and have a tiny dick

probably wouldnt last more than 15 seconds though
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>tfw I'll never experience that even though I have a gf and have sex with her at least once a week
>tfw circumsized
Am I really missing out, non-cutfags?
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>>29572841
wow you sure beat me there now i cant do anything about it
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>>29572715
his willy made big milk on her tummy!
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>>29572889
feels good desu

pepperoni
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>>29572715
I'm more down about me knowing that I'll never experience webm related.
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>girl has patch of pubes
>guy is completely shaved
Why? the weirdest part is girls don't care, pornstars shave because other dudes watching the porn are dick-snobs.
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>>29572882

How would we know how it feels for you, our penises are intact, plus we're virgins.
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>>29572882
I've had 5 gfs, one booty call, and I'm not cut.

The most plesurable part of the human semen sausage is the part undernearth your dick where the foreskin and glans meet at an angle.

Having a girl flick her tongue on there before playing "hide the sausage" was pretty good 2bh
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>>29572934
I gotchu fampai. Say no more. >>29572980
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>>29572823
It's actually shit. You can just reverse image search the thumbnail to find it and confirm.
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>>29572715
I have experienced this, not with such a great backdrop though. Nor during the day. Non-porn women are awful at jerking men off. They'll hurt your johnson.

>>29572934
You're a nice man, anon. I hope you find a gf
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i know girls hate semen but it would be cool to be able to shoot that much
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>>29572715
It feels pretty good actually.

Seriously, try to look at this without sexual arousal.

I know, it's difficult. But look away, try to focus on something else, and then re-evaluate.

Look how fucking sickening and pathetic these people are. Look at how animalistic they are. Look at how frantic that man is with her. Look at how shameful his face is. He looks like a bitch! She's made him his bitch. His expression is so pathetic and womanly...his stupid gaping duck mouth mouth (looks like he's getting fucked up the ass)
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>>29572715

they look like plasticky animated sex dolls.

i rue the decline of body hair and faintly flabby to fetish sites. this is the radio friendly pop music of porn. i want the college rock and hipsterwave of porn.
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>>29573083
Don't fap for a couple of weeks. You'll probably get some in your eye.
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>>29573016
>Connie Carter
I can only find the 5 min version of whatever the scene is. I'm sure with more digging I'd find the full scene. Shame that the short version doesn't show her taking off her dress. That's literally the best fucking part of those art scenes. Passionate making out with the chick removing her own clothes. Gives it that immersive feel to the whole thing. That's the only reason I fap to porn. To pretend I'm the dude having sex with a beautiful woman who I've created a relationship with, who said to themselves at some point, "I'm gonna fuck anon tonight."

>>29573058
Nah I probably won't. Every fucking girl I've ever met has had a bf. College, work. Same shit everytime. Even the fat fucks get their pushin for their cushion. I still don't think I'd stoop as low as to fuck someone who is a fat ass, even if I do become a wizard in a few years.
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>>29572715
Slightly bummed out desu senpai.
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>>29572715
What, animalistic, loveless porn sex? Feels neutral, man. Fuck off.
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>>29573120
Okay but that's like saying "look at food without seeing it as food".

A great cut of steak is nothing but the dead flesh of an animal and fruits are just the reproductive organs of plants, etc.

No need to be that detached and autistic, food is delicious and sex feels great.
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>>29572934
You aren't missing much. In real life women are annoying to sleep with
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Who makes these "You'll never experience this" threads? I can't figure out whether it's heartless normies or bitter robots who want to drag others down into wallowing in self-pity with them.
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>>29573210
That's what everyone says, but I just want to experience that type of warmth with someone who likes me as much as I like them at least once in my life.
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>>29573195
There is nothing disgraceful about animal flesh. It is a total disgrace for a man to be forced into that sickening expression. Seriously, even if you are aroused, look at how much of a bitch he looks like.

Drugs feel great too.
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>>29573120
Lol are you really this much in denial?
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>>29573120
Yeah, sex is two filthy, sweaty advanced apes moving up and down on each other, nothing more.

>>29573195
>>29573251
Normies like this can laugh all they want, but fuck, that's what it really is
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>>29573245
Why are you autistically obsessed with the way his face looks? He's just a bad actor, porn actors don't win Oscars for a reason.

Have you ever seen how someone looks like when they yawn or sneeze? It also looks ridiculous and doesn't feel nowhere as good as busting a nut all over a girl.
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>>29573245
It's a sex face. Relax.
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>>29572715
but I have anon.

original .0.10.100.1001
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>>29573315
>Yeah, sex is two filthy, sweaty advanced apes moving up and down on each other, nothing more.

So?

What's your point? No one's arguing that sex is a modern invention?
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>>29573315
It's amazing how you spend all your time being anti sex instead of finding a girl to have sex with
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>>29573251
I guess so. Are you angry? Have you noticed yourself make the same expression?

I love the calm, rationality, and peace of a life free of women. So I "tip my fedora". People only DESIRE sex because they are hit with a mania to have it. That's what desire is. But as soon as they've ejaculated, they prefer calm and peace. When your mind is clear, you have no interest in such beastly pursuits
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>>29573366
As someone who's both had actual sex and also had a Fleshlight I can say that Flehslights come very close, but are yet still very far.
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>>29573374
My point is that all you people ostracize those who don't have it, gloat over them, but really, it's just an animalistic act and nothing more
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>>29573394
Oh geeze you're trolling.
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>>29572715
>not cumming inside
Fucking pleb
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>>29573409
It's literally how life happens.
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>>29573161
>Every fucking girl I've ever met has had a bf
I know plenty of girls who haven't. But, of course, there's usually a very bad reason.
Nothing wrong with girls with exes, though.
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>>29573393
Spend all my time being anti-sex? Because of a single post? Simply epin. Anyway, I'm not anti-sex. I'm not some asexual meme lord, I'm privy to those desires as well, but when people act superior and make others feel like shit for not having it, it's good to highlight exactly what the fuck it is and how ultimately meaningless it is, when not done for procreation.
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>>29573323
I don't like being tired or having colds.

>>29573334
I am always relaxed, this is just a bit of zoology. Don't think it really upsets me, it's SAD if anything.
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>>29573426
I'm talking about all the casual, hedonistic animalistic shit, not sex between two people who want to procreate
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>>29573450
but being a male over 17 who hasn't had sex IS a good reason for ridicule. You've failed as a man
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>>29573445
>that spoiler
Yeah I'm not autistic enough to live by that meme. I don't give a shit, as long as she's not an expornstart or some shit.
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>>29573476
Oh the casual sex youre bitter about not having
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>>29573413
Maybe I shouldn't have made the fedora comment, I was anticipating that you'd make it so I wanted to disarm you. But whatever, people will understand what they can and won't what they can''t
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I don't get life. I'm a chad compared to that guy, dick is even bigger. Cannot imagine myself even kissing a girl. Fuck this shit man.
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>>29573120
Come on man, who are you kidding?
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>>29573450
video games are ultimately meaningless too, but I bet you play those
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>>29572882
They cut off some pretty important parts, so maybe I guess?
>>29572975
that's probably your frenulum, most cut guys don't have that.
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>>29573478
I've achieved and will go on to achieve much more than you ever will. But anyway, surely, with that mindset, you shouldn't be living a modern lifestyle? What are you doing on a computer if your idea of wholesome human existence is nothing more than having sex?
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>>29573492
ah, you mean every girl you meet had a bf at that moment
my bad
Still, no need to lose hope mate.
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>>29573502
I never understood why dumb people try and talk how they think smart people do online. It's so fake.
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>>29573472
>it's SAD if anything

Maybe for you, but achieving an orgasm literally and chemically makes you happy.

>>29573409
>all you people ostracize those who don't have it, gloat over them

No we don't.

> it's just an animalistic act

so is life itself.
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this feels worse than jacking it yourself, you virgins have to understand that, sex byitself is worthelss, it is just like getting drunk, getting drunk with your friends is awesome, but getting drunk alone sucks, just like this, if you don't have that emotional connection, you can fuck every bitch you like, and you're going to feel empty inside everytime
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>>29573528
LOL!!!!!!

you don't even make sense.
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>>29573528
>I've achieved and will go on to achieve much more than you ever will.

Gong to post your 5th "tick tock wage cuck" thread of the day?


Anyone who knows of r9k and willingly comes here has very little to gloat about.
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>>29573568
Um, do you really think this? Sex with strangers is awesome.
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>>29573545
>ah, you mean every girl you meet had a bf at that moment
Yeah. And I am losing hope. Every fucking time. Any girl that is semi appealing who I end up talking with over time, at one point through random chitchat talks about her bf. Some right away, others after weeks of knowing me. It's like shit, I know it's a numbers game, but I didn't expect to get this fucked by luck.
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>>29573586
He probably posts in "post you're iq" threads and says over 140 "but I'm an underachiever"
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Literally pornokino.
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>>29573506
He's hired for porn because he's reliable in getting erections on camera. It's basically the only factor (and rare enough to cause the notorious shortage of male talent in pornography) - a somewhat above average penis size is also needed because it's hard to film certain angles, otherwise.

(I know way more about this than my actual porn consumption would warrant because I'm friends with a porn actress and we tend to talk about production issues)
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>>29573568

You trolling? Some of the best sex I've had was no strings attached casual sex, felt great just being able to pound pussy and not "make love"

Virgins are seriously missing out on some good shit, but its not life changing at all. Once you bust that nut its back to square one.
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>>29573568
>fucking yourself feel great, better than fucking someone else which feels bad
>drinking by yourself feels bad, you should drink with someone else

You're drunk right now aren't you? Because that post makes no sense.
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>>29573606
Some girls have bfs. Relax. One day a girl will refer to you as that.
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>>29573366
got to wait until friday for mine coming in the mail can't wait
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>>29573568
>if you don't have that emotional connection
I feel this too, anon, but a lot of people don't. they love the "game" of flirting, and getting a random girl in bed. dif strokes dif folks.

>>29573606
sometimes it might feel like that, but keep at it mate. also >>29573648
when a girl who likes you drops the bf bomb, she's basically telling you you have chances when she stops having one. if you go full "whoops not again ignore this slut", you're embezzling yourself
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>>29573602
>>29573632
I've had some very good sex, but without that connection it is just that, what you're subconsciously doing, is just pleasuring yourself, you can pleasure yourself in a variety of ways, and just one night stands and fucking just doesn't cut it, even if you're a robot, the first meaningless pussy you'll touch will leave you with the most unsatisfying feeling ever, it really does
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>>29573630
Louis Theroux's mini-documentary about the porn industry was very interesting too. It seems obvious looking back, but I never realized how so much of it revolves around the guy staying hard and having to cum. Like if you go soft or can't cum you're making the production company bleed money by the hour..
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>>29573507
I don't really desire real women (though pornography is largely to blame/thank for that), believe it or not. It's quite easy when you don't have to see women walking around (shut-in). I don't claim to be some superhuman.

I'll admit that I am often depressed, but I know I could be happy, I just am skeptical of the idea that life has a point.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WHxIm9EWrYQ

I am far from rational, I know that placed in certain situations I would definitely be liable to being seduced by women.

I don't claim to be intellectual either, really. All I feel is that when men enter copulation they become so pathetic, and that idiot's face is the proof.
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>>29573626
I never claimed to be a genius, genius

>'"post you're iq"'

You're a fucking joke.

>>29573586
Projecting, eh? Epic. Anyway, by that logic, why are you here to gloat over others simply because you've had sex?
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>>29573683
You have to be a virgin, because this is like the opposite.
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>>29573632
There is still a personal validation element to that, partly the feeling of being accepted by your casual partner, partly satisfaction for the conquest. Different people care differently about these elements, but it's not purely physical.
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>>29573552
It's called rhetoric. Everyone who is trying to be persuasive writes in some kind of tone. Try to acquire some kind of personality, as Ghost from True Capitalist Radio would say.
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>>29573234
yeah about that warmth
the combined body heat of 2 people is really uncomfortable, even in the webm they have the sheets off of them because they're sweating their asses off.
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>>29573426
And how has that been working out for everybody
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>>29573728
>has zero personality
>says others do
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>>29573493
So? I can be bitter. What's it to you?
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It makes me feel like I have yet to be validated as a human being. All kinds of shitty people, rapists, murderers and abusive men can find love and affection with a woman.

But not me. Never me. It makes me wonder what I'm missing or doing wrong so badly that no woman in my life has seen me as a romantic prospect.
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>>29573693
Consider that they generally take the still photos separately from the video shoot, by re-staging or pre-staging it.
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>>29573742
Great for most people except robot manbabys
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>>29573766
>that
>love
anon you're probably looking for >>29572980
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>>29573707
no it is not, sure you feel the feel of having conquered someone, but the moment you nut, it is all gone, and you realise that you want more, which in any case will leave you wanting for some unusal sex, but deep inside you are left unsatisfied, it really is like a drug, especially in todays world where everyone is just looking for that perfect fuck, but it doesn't exist
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>>29573766
There are several kinds of validation, and even validation by being considered sexually attractive is conditional on the taste of your partner. If she has terrible taste, it's more of an indictment.
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>>29573697
>why are you here to gloat

Where did I gloat?

OP asked a question and I answered it.

if the question had been "how does it feel to know you'll never travel to Costa Rica" and I had travelled to Costa Rica I'd also be like "hey, I travelled to Costa Rica, what do you want to know?"
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>>29573641
I am drunk, enjoying some of that irish whiskey before it is all overpirced as fuck, cause britain
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>>29573730
>>29573234

Just because a girl sleeps with you like that doesn't mean she likes you.

A girl can lock hands with you, let you know that was the best sleep she'd ever had, and tell you she wants to do it again.

Why did she do that to me...
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>>29573795

It depends on how attractive the girl is too. If you conquered a hottie casually you'll feel like you're walking on clouds for a week. Not just because it felt good, but from the validation. Sex is a massive confidence boost which is why its so easy to spot a virgin male. If you see a guy that isn't very confident and walking around with his head down, 99.99999999% chance he is not getting laid.
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>>29573844
>Why did she do that to me...
Because she was a whore, anon. Live and learn, fampai.
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>>29573830
thanks brexit

I got some japanese whiskey I haven't opened because reasons, but now this post reminded me of its existance and I'm craving it
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>>29573826
The shit about being a failed man if you're a virgin or something. You're getting a rise out of projecting yourself as a superior man because of your non-virgin status. On a forum that you implied is full of pathetic people with nothing to gloat about.
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>>29572715
>How does it feel knowing you'll never experience this?

I want to cut out the part of my brain that thinks about sex and replace it with something useful

I find it sickening that a few chemicals and hormones can override the disgust I feel when I look at that image

If I had my way I would never be aroused again
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>>29572715
>tfw your dick has a down bend and couldnt have this even if i was a literal chad
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>ew gross, sex, ew how disgusting and animalistic! I am far more evolved than you simple apes!

Anon discover asexuality.


Also there's nothing wrong with animalistic activities. Hunting and wilderness camping feels great too.
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>>29573775
Except a lot of people.

https://www.nami.org/Learn-More/Mental-Health-By-the-Numbers

https://afsp.org/about-suicide/suicide-statistics/

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2248247/Were-living-longer--suffering-pain-depression-illness-result.html
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>>29572934
>that filename
i had a dream about my oneitis last night and i thought about if for hours after i woke up. why would you do this to me
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>>29572715
You won't get me juden! The Japanese samurai have thought me against your ways, you will never deceive me
also why does every guy in porn have a Chad body and robot body, the power of the steroid jew?
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>>29573795
Definite virgin spotted.
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>>29573886
Yeah, human emotion in general is an immensely powerful thing that sometimes we could do without. But shit, it can also be very beautiful and nice.
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>>29573120
We're all animals, there's no shame in admitting that. Denying it just makes you an arrogant dick. The disgusting thing is that they have no feelings for each other. Imagine she get's pregnant (not that it's possible, but that's another arrogant thing), he wouldn't give a fuck. Nobody would be able to help her raise a child. And that, my friend is why normies are so fucking disgusting.
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>>29573882
>The shit about being a failed man if you're a virgin or something.

Not me at all.

>On a forum that you implied is full of pathetic people with nothing to gloat about.

Exactly, and I'm one of them. I didn't gloat about having sex because it's really not something work gloating about. I know how to ride a bike as well, big deal.
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>>29573882
an adult virgin male IS a failure.
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>>29573925
I've made a couple of those posts and I'm not asexual. I'd love to be one of those fucking evolved apes banging each other, I have no shame in admitting it. But really, that's what it is when you stand back and look at it objectively.
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>>29573787
Probably. Then again, sex, kissing, holding hands, hugging, it's all equally as impossible for me to experience.

And then to hear acquaintances talk about how they just casually hooked up with tons of girls on holidays abroad, it just confuses me deeply. Like it's supposed to be this easy and fun aspect of life in your young adolescence, that I'm simply not allowed to participate in.
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>>29573882

I stopped thinking I was less of a man for being a virgin when that sexy ass teacher got caught fucking that little fat 13 year old. I just haven't been in the right place at the right time because I'm never around women around my age. Sucks though.
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>>29573927
Depression in most people is self diagnosed "I can't get a gf wah wah wah" depression. Also most people are generally happy. Sorry to burst your bubble.
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>>29573679
>That spoiler

Bullshit, they're telling you they're not available and to lay off. I do this to girls I sense are closing in on me but don't want to be in a relationship with. I drop the gf bomb and that's the end of that.

I kind of felt bad, I friendzoned a girl from work by saying I have a gf and she said "she's lucky". But she was a dead beat and I didn't want to deal with that.
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>>29573873
what kind it is ? i've had some nika from the barrel and it was tasty as fuck would drink again, unfortunately have to settle with some cheap ass poursome more irish shit
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>>29573984
>Like it's supposed to be this easy and fun aspect of life in your young adolescence, that I'm simply not allowed to participate in.

Almost exactly word for word, this is a frequent lamentation of mine. Fuck, I wasn't planning on crying tonight.
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>>29573939
man, feels are some weird shit, it all comes down to >tfw no gf, sex is overrated, it really is
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>>29573970
Alright, turbo-chad, calm down. It's not like I'm even in my 20s yet.
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i've never pulled out, so, feels good actually
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>>29573931
There is a selection bias on male talent in porn; people that don't share a certain trashy aesthetic regarding muscles, regrettable tattoos, etc. generally work other jobs. Female talent is more numerous and varied, since they are not basically props and need to cater to the tastes of the public in a more specific way.
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>>29573984

Are you even trying though? Those guys that are bragging, half of them are lying or over exaggerating, and they're also not telling you about the times they've been rejected hard as fuck. If you want to get laid you have to face rejection, there is no other way around it. You have to fall flat on your face and eat shit multiple times.
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>>29573996
>internet psychiatrist

And in fact, I've never been pessimistic about life in general, Buddha's "suffering" meme always struck me as bullshit. You haven't bursted anything, you assuming twat
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>>29573966
Yeppers. Sex is quite overrated, it's real emotional intimacy that's being sought by everyone but they're confusing their desire for that with their parallel desire for just physical intimacy.
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>>29574153
No, it's a combination of the two, I think
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>>29573984
have you at least tried, anon?
like, at keast getting out of your comfort zone?
or making yourself attracting to girls?

>>29574011
No, it's not. Personal experience. You need to learn to read them, though. Women are weird creatures.
Also sho shouldn't have done that. During wartime, any trench is shelter.

>>29574016
It's called yamazaki I think. some weeb buddy of mine got me a bottle. Can't find that kind of stuff where I live. Read some reviews online and it seems pretty average.
I've heard nikka is really nice from some anons in /ck/ and now you. I need to find myself a bottle.
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>>29574153

Nope. You're just one of those low testosterone cucks that wants to snuggle and cuddle all day. Alphas don't do that shit, they pound ass, make her quiver and then its on to the next one. Its only the lamest guys that want long walks on the beach and romance. Sickening honestly.
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>>29574193
>low testosterone cucks

This is a moment where I just wanna pause and say I fucking love this place

The memes are just too good to be true, sometimes

But addressing your post, that's gotta be bait. Unless you're emotionally retarded and your brain can't produce those sweet romance chemicals.
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>>29574193
I love how your worldview is straight out of a cartoon.

>they pound ass, make her quiver and then its on to the next one.

Do they knock over a sand-castle on the beach on the way there?
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>>29573568
>but getting drunk alone sucks
bullshit, it's only the stigma that sucks
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>>29574229

There is no such thing as romance, haven't you noticed chad type guys don't do that type of shit? Not until they get way older anyways. The romance you see in movies is unrealistic, it doesn't happen like that in real life. Top tier guys don't waste their time with that shit.
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>>29574181
What do you mean with trying?

I joined a student club (biggest in my college city), went to orientation events, went to parties, going to clubs (I hate them), going to events. I don't dress like a /v/-tier autist, I am able to speak platonically with women fine enough, know enough trivial info about most things to talk along casually, never revealing any powerlevels.

I tried 2 years of my life to force myself into this ideal extrovert that I thought would get women to notice me, only to burn out, spin myself into a depression and drop out of my preferred college education, never being able to return because I lost my grant.

Is that trying?
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>>29574295
no it is not, once you opt for getting drunk alone, you're effectively saying that, fuck it, i just like being drunk, which makes you an addict, and at this point everyone just abandones you, cause you're a drunk, and it is all downward spiral thereon
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>>29574320
>What do you mean with trying?
mostly what you listed, but also add taking care of your body and image
yes, it's a big deal. yes, you can work with almost any hand you were dealt at birth
>force myself into this ideal extrovert
don't. you don't need to stop being yourself just b urself bro :^), instead, let girls who interest you know or notice that you're willing to try new stuff, to go outside your confort zone for them. they value that a lot more than you pretending to be something you're not
no good relationship can stand on a lie
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>>29574414
>doing something because you like it makes you an addict
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>>29574320
>>29574422
>no good relationship can stand on a lie

This. Also I've seen so many guys (including myself) who always kept throwing themselves as the wrong type of woman just because she has the biggest (or smallest?) tits.

Follow your own interests, do what makes you happy (as long as it involves other people), you'll meet the right type of girl there who is almost exactly like you.
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>>29574492

This is the worst possible advice to give to a young man. To meet girls, you have to be around them. Following your interests is not going to let you meet any girls unless your interests are starbucks, netflix, chipolte burrito bowls and facebook. You can work on yourself all you want but at the end of the day you're not meeting girls.
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>>29572715
>have sex with GF
>feel a big load coming
>want to finish all over her
>blow it all over her face and tits
>one spurt manages to hit her eye
>it gets all red and bloodshot
>we were going to watch a movie but she couldn't read the subtitles with one eye fucked so we went to sleep with her kinda mad
>she won't let me give her facials now

on the plus side she now swallows all the time so I don't know if it's really that bad
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>>29574464
Addiction is a condition that results when a person ingests a substance (e.g., alcohol, cocaine, nicotine) or engages in an activity (e.g., gambling, sex, shopping) that can be pleasurable but the continued use/act of which becomes compulsive and interferes with ordinary life responsibilities
you can pretty much say that fucking random chicks and getting drunk is by very definition that you're an addict
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>>29574320
>force myself into this ideal extrovert that I thought would get women to notice me

That's where you fucked up.

I'm not knocking you, anon; it sounds eerily familiar, uni fuckup and all. My complete lack of social skills and literal autism blew up in my face after doing pretty much the same things you'd mentioned, putting me in a worse place than where I'd started and leaving my personal and professional reputation in tatters. Normies are cruel.

For fuck's sake, don't ever change anything about yourself for women. The way the majority of them act, they're barely even human.

It may sound like a platitude now, but the college thing is fixable. I've been there, and I know people who've come back from WAY worse than the shit I landed myself in.
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>>29574565
Are you the same anon with the cartoon worldview?

It's 2016, girls are into anime and gaming and tabletop RPGs and computer science and team sports and metal music and literally anything you can think of.

It's not just boy bands and disney princesses.
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>>29574193
>long walks on the beach

You see where you falsely attributed this statement to me out of nowhere? Very strange. I wonder what this means?

Look man, sex without any emotional bond gets kinda boring after the first few dozen times, ya know? After a while you start to realize that once sex becomes nothing special to you, it's emotional/intellectual intimacy that is the rare and treasured thing to find, and is much harder to find in a willing partner than functioning genitalia.
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>>29574422
>mostly what you listed, but also add taking care of your body and image

I can only do cardio activities due to a heart defect, so lifting is out of the picture for me, which makes losing weight a lot harder than it could be if I were only allowed to move heavy things up and down, boosting my metabolism.

I don't know what you mean with image. I dress normie-casual, not fashionable, but nothing like you see in cringe threads for example.

I also quit trying to be an extravert. Social activities are just so tiring and mundane.

>>29574492
>Follow your own interests

My interests don't tend to make for easy socializing though. Anime, literature, games, classical music.

>>29574629
>It may sound like a platitude now, but the college thing is fixable.
Yeah, I'm already on my way to do so. I worked really hard to get back into another master's program that is less prestigious but will hopefully still give me some success.

It burns me though that I threw valuable opportunities away because I forced myself into something that I am not.
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>>29574715
>It's 2016, girls are into anime and gaming and tabletop RPGs and computer science and team sports and metal music and literally anything you can think of.

no, they aren't and you know it
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>>29574715
I've walked past my city's hobby store

It's all men playing tabletop rpgs, not a single female

Anime maybe, never been to a convention
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>>29573761

just admit you're a fucking sad sack loser instead of going full fox and the grapes and trying to imply that he's worse than you for pounding that pussy like a primal ape

if you ever got your own dick wet, you'd understand (not likely)
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>>29574760
>grad school
>"I also quit trying to be an extravert"
well, your story in even closer to my own then

I wish you the best, anon; we're all gonna make it

/r9k/ is truly my homeboard: all divisions are solvent in the power of Feels
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>>29574760
>I can only do cardio activities due to a heart defect
that fucking sucks man, still, cardio can give you a nice bod with proper diet, no DYEL, but you gotta work with what you have

>Social activities are just so tiring and mundane.
a relationship is a social activity anon.
it's also tiring and mundane
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>>29574715

If we're talking ATTRACTIVE women, its really hard to find one that has interests like that. The majority of girls are very basic.
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>>29574796
They may want to be seen to be, but it's only superficial.
There are exceptions, but they are blindingly rare. Most are total pseuds.
Schope was right about everything.
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>>29574874
>that fucking sucks man, still, cardio can give you a nice bod with proper diet, no DYEL, but you gotta work with what you have

What stings me even more is that I feel I wouldn't even have motivation issues with lifting as a hobby. Solitary activity with music playing, no social aspect whatsoever, number focused activity with weekly progress. I even have a really great gym with excellent reviews a few streets from where I live.

Getting all hyped up after learning about lifting and seeing a new pathway to possible success, only to learn valvalva maneuvers are dangerous for me and see life just shut it down into my face.

This is why I need escapism in media. I live vicariously through anime and books, and numb my brain with videogames.
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>>29575029
>valvalva maneuvers
*valsalva

I misspelled.
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>>29574317
You seem to be thinking that just because the IRL version of "romance" isn't up to the apparent Golden Standard of Hollywood Romance you've got in your head, it isn't great in it's own right. Honestly man you sound like you have zero relationship experience.

I've yet to be in love with any of the women I've been with, I'm curious to know what that feels like.
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>>29574715
>It's 2016, girls are into anime and gaming and tabletop RPGs and computer science and team sports and metal music and literally anything you can think of.

>tfw you both wish this was actually true and that you were 15 again to take advantage of it
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>>29575029
I believe you genuinely want to turn this around, and you'll find the way, man.
Hell, try leaving /r9k/. The negativity here will not help you make the right choices
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>>29572715
What a nice scenic view too bad there are 2 normies blocking half of it.
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>>29574796
>>29575169

No they are, I speak from experience

>>29574884
Attraction is always relative and subjective. I mean no you won't conventional Staceys in there.... but look in a mirror, we're not Chads either.

>>29574952
why do you keep posting old philosophy fags
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>>29575184
>Hell, try leaving /r9k/. The negativity here will not help you make the right choices

This might be right. /a/ used to be my Heimat, so I could migrate back and just focus on talking about seasonal anime again like I used to.

/r9k/ does make me feel better though in a way though. 4chan in general provides me with a kinship I simply cannot hope to obtain from normies in real life.
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>>29575331
>but look in a mirror, we're not Chads either.

Speak for yourself, I look more stereotypical chad than most actual chads. But my personality is way off.
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As someone who has tons of sex, can whenever they want to, I can tell you you'll still be just as miserable after a little while.
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>>29575523

No I won't because my life outside of not getting laid/relationships is pretty good.
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>>29575551
Then stop whining
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>>29575564

I would give it all up to be in a relationship.
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>>29575551
Finding someone to love you or fuck you is way easier than getting your life together or feeling successful/good about your life.
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>>29572715

Mmmm. Looks like a good time.

>not interlocking your hands around the small of her back and pulling her in rough and hard.
>Not coming bareback in that prime pussay

The only things missing in my opined statement.
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>>29575374

Okay big guy.


>But my personality is way off.

Then look in the mirror in a philosophical sense, because as you know being a Chad is as much mental as it is physical.
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>>29572715
>Feels like im gonna vote for #TedCruz
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ask your mom if she'll let you do it on her
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