>homeless, sleeping in my own car
>shower at the gym for $30 a month
>shit, piss, brush teeth, shave and style hair at a restroom where I can close the door for privacy. There is only 1 toilet
>wash my clothes at coin machines
>chill, smoke, and relax wherever I want. Use free WiFi and charge my phone at starbucks
>Drive around blasting my chill music and smoking to further my immersion into life of an enlightened homeless man
>talk to hot ass woman and can tell they like a man who is homeless and can take care of himself
>tfw no rent, kids, female burden, and bills to worry about
>homecucks and neetcucks jelly as fuk
>redpilled as fuck. No shame and no pride.
Morning neetcucks and homecucks. Living the dream? Lmao
I forgot to add.
>have a job
>>29524396
How the fuck do you make money as homeless? I want to buy a van and live in it. I have been watching people gut them and put beds, tvs, and kitchens in them with solar panels on top. The only thing I can't figure out is how they get money since any job would require them to fill out a form with an address.
>>29524449
A job. I forgot to add on Op.
>>29524449
Address? You get a p.o box from postal office. That's an address.
>>29522444
You have met your match neetcuck. I'm superior than you in every way. Normies and meets can suck my dick.
Forged from the ashes of society arises a new apponent.
Just like dragonball z. normies and meets must join forces to defeat me.
>>29525130
Neets*
Contg56
Winter is coming
Better bundle up in your car
Could you maybe put a trip on so I can filter your threads?
>>29525447
Blankets 5##5
>>29525499
No
#46
>>29524396
Fuck you OP this thread ain't original. You've worded it a a bit differently but you even used the same damn picture.
If this is again real, you have the worst of both worlds. You have a job so you don't get the relaxing NEET life and you live in a car so you can't even enjoy any extra money you earn
>>29524396
Why live in a car tho OP? Seems pretty shit desu
>>29525535
I go to the theatre taking a girl out on a date. I drink coffee with females. I get noticed by females because I'm always in the same places in at. If I want to fuck them. I just pay a night at a hotel.
>"You know that cute homeless guy that always chills at starbucks? He sat on my table to charge his phone and asked me if I was speaking french and had a conversation"
I have more conversations with woman being homeless than homecucks and neetcucks at their computers in dating sites lmao.
I get myself noticed. None of you dont.
>>29524396
Obligatory text that's 100% original.
>>29525697
>this amount of delusion
Are you smoking meth?
>>29525697
There must be some fucked up bitches in your area wanting homeless cock.
I think you just have a shit life and like to feel good by bragging about the nonexistant pussy you get.
This is a misato thread now.
>YFW Dropped out of HS after having a breakdown 6 years ago, been a NEET ever since
>Haven't talked to too many people since then except therapists and a few close friends
>worthless fucking family doesn't understand people with Schizophrenia and try to just "tough love me"
> Saw through the whole fucking charade after my breakdown and Embraced NEETDOM, started working on self improvement
>All these years later I finally started up a SFM porn blog
>Not very good at animating or well known but people still want to throw money at me and will as soon as I put up a Patreon
>Friend is same age and been a Wagecuck since he was 14 (worked illegially under the table then)
>He's decently sucessful in life but has no real direction, very bitter and cynical about life because we both had a messed up childhood
>he tells me one day the system is designed to take money from you, he makes about 11$ at express scripts an hour, averages to about 900-1000 a week
>ask him what he pays in taxes
>after state and federal it averages to around 30% or MORE. Government literally takes almost a third of his money.
>MFW Patreon only has a 5-10% flat tax PERIOD, Don't have to report diddly to the IRS under 10 Grand.
>MFW my aunt told me the other day "you should just ride a bike to the grocery store and get a job there, why don't you do that?"
>"Because I'm from the current Century"
>>29524396
>trying to pass your lack of ambition for something good
How does it feel knowing only highschoolers will remember you ?
>>29524396
>has a car
>homeless
>>29524396
What about car insurance and gas?
Also get yourself food stamps, dude. $189 a month of food for free is great.
>>29525982
I pay 80$ a month in insurance and what about gas? Yeah, I pay gas. I have a job.
>>29526042
Can I ask if you were disillusioned with what I assume was your extreme far right politics now that you're working a job and you still have to live in your car?
Where do you park? I wanna do something like that in the woods
Hey OP, I might be heading your direction in August. Any advice?
>>29526150
Walmarts, home depots, targets, Lowes, and theatres that are closed overnight and have security patrolling. Big stores.
Police are also bro-tier. The just check on you for safety and soon all the cops know who you are and they become like friends to you.
Security patroles hired to watch the parkinglots are bro-tier. I just tell them that I'm homeless and need a spot to crash at. Security will say where you can park. You start to form a trust relationship with them and be kool to you.
>>29526228
Just read my threads I guess
>>29526070
Yeah I guess.
If you are "man enough" to sacrifice your pride and unashamed to be homeless. You will be fine.
Modern day Diogenese
Lol. That pussy neetcuck that taunts wagies every day won't challenge me.
>>29526215
