What is your major malfunction, wagecuck? Why are you so angry? Just because you have a shitty life a job doesn't mean you can take your anger out on everyone else. You had a choice and you chose to be a cuck to the almighty wage. Deal with it.
>>29526215
Y-you take that back I am c-contributing to soc- I am contributing to
Y-You too!
>>29526215
Actually, neetbabby, I'm not angry at all! It's nice to spend my time doing an easy job, socializing with clients, and heading home to MY apartment full of things I didn't have to wait for the government or Wagedaddy to buy me. I've got no worries, neetie-boy.
You sure do spend a lot of time here, though. I guess if I was adrift in a sea of endless boredom, I'd find any way I could to waste enough time until I worked up enough courage to kill myself.
But hey, different strokes, right? Also, you're welcome for literally all of your possessions!
I'm mad because I want to NEET. Hopefully I will be able to after college.
Who says I'm angry?
>>29526215
>tfw my job is so easy im literally able to shitpost in your thread right now
>free snackbar
>light hours
whos the real cuck here, NEET?
Currently reading Brave new world in my down time here, all on the clock :^)
>>29526272
>I'M NOT MAD!!
>Literally types out long posts trying the same arguments that have been BTFO repeatedly
You can quit lying, you know? It's the secret everyone knows. Oveecoming denial is the first step towards acceptance. You don't have to live that way anymore.
>>29526366
>I'M NOT MAD!!
>Literally types out long threads trying the same delusions that have been BTFO repeatedly
You can quit lying, you know? It's the secret everyone knows. Oveecoming denial is the first step towards acceptance. You don't have to live that way anymore.
>>29526271
>muh contribution!!
Getting real tired of you wagecucks repeating the same shit, to be quite honest.
>>29526461
>has to resort to copying and pasting now
I'll give you some credit for creativity.
Saturday is for sleeping.
Why do you wagecucks refuse to quit your jobs and move back into your parents' house?
>>29524396
Chilling at starbucks and helping neetcucks and homecucks to convert to living in your car.
Chilling at starbucks on comfy sofas.
>>29526272
Why would you work to buy things yourself when you can let Chad's tax dollars pay for your lifestyle? It's the ultimate victory and only a chad or a cuck would refuse.
>>29526584
>make more money than the gov't wagedaddy will give you
>somehow worse than being a welfare queen
Lmao
>>29526584
>>29526584
>having to be legally retarded to get free moneez
>even then its only a pittance
>Live in a government subsidized shithole with no spending cash to get you through the week
>>29526516
>Getting real tired of you wagecucks repeating the same shit, to be quite honest.
Why thats because they are programmed to say that, my fellow NEET the wagie hasn't had a single self-directed thought in his life! He just says what society and Mr. Nasalstein tells him to say, hes a drone, a wagecuck.
>>29526215
>tfw depressed when home
>wait all weekend for monday to get back to work
>for a brief moment my mind is clear
kill me please...
>>29526658
''Rhetoric may be defined as the faculty of observing in any given case the available means of persuasion.''
>>29526570
It's because their family hates the living daylight out of them,so they make their little boys and girls work to make up for their shortcomings and because its "normal" their parents, friends and society has indoctrinated them to believe that wagecuckery is a GOOD thing. haha, how pathetic..
Heres a wage funfact: 95% of wagecucks will NEVER be /Aqua/
>>29526215
>tfw OP projects all his own problems onto an anonymous group of people.
Life is pretty good OP, glad I'm not you.
Question: why do wagies always lose arguments? they claim to be right yet they can never bring factual or logical arguments to the table. maby, its because...their wrong?
>>29526928
*maybe
*it's
*they're
>rekt
>>29526986
>resorting to nit picking
ah i left those for you, wagie *sniff* i think can smell a bit of leddit in you. Next timebring an actual argument to the table.
>>29526215
>You had a choice and you chose
I didn't choose this at all I would literally get thrown out into the street and beat up by hobos and possums if I don't scrape together some money for rent
>NEETs thinking they can trigger me
I can't hear you over the money I'm making while you count down the days to suicide.
went and bought loads of beers and nice food with my wages
i earn 42000 euros per year with a 5% bonus every year, also pension, health insurance,, etc etc
i i is this good lads?
also why is it a requirement for neets to like wafus and gay stuff like cuckoldery? i would be tempted into neetdom, due to its comfyness, but i couldnt do the gay stuff..sorry am not homophob or anything
>>29527080
what's a leddit? I know of reddit where all the coolest 1337 hackers go to plan DDOS attacks on 9fag. XXDD
money = independence
While you scrap by stealing cans of beans from your supermarket and run back to your moms basement or cardboard box, I'll be eating Filet mignon at my favorite 5 star restaurant.
While you listen to two homeless men butt fuck or hear your parents going to town on each other from your basement dwelling, I'm dining with a 10/10 qt 3.14, which I will bring back to my condo and smash repeatedly because women are attracted to "wagies" not inbred swine.
While you masturbate furiously to the thoughts of what your life could've been, I just planned a week vacation to the Bahamas because I felt like it.
You eventually will be kicked out by your parents or usurped from your spot under the freeway overpass, to live in a shitty tent in the blazing heat. Meanwhile, I'll be living in a beautiful condo which overlooks my city's lake.
Eventually you will be overcome with grief at the utter waste of resources that you have become, so you cut your cock off and choke yourself to death on it. You want to achieve at least one thing in life, so you decided to go with what your father always knew you'd become. A cock sucker.
To think of it, I can't find one benefit of not being a wage cuck. Your life sounds horrible.
>>29526571
>those clothes
kissless neet confirmed
>>29527355
NEETS BTFO 515 STYLE
>>29526658
>>29526731
It's always about material gains with you wagies, isn't it? Me, I'm just fine enjoying what I have. The huge variety of free games and cool websites on the internet. The endless amount of books at my local library or thrift store, and that's before mentioning the public domain ones. The ability to make a delicious meal using just some simple ingredients and some time. But I suppose you wagies don't have the time for these things, do you?
>>29526215
Thisis the ugly and horrible truth.
>>29526215>Deal with it.
Thisword triplet reminds me of THIS.
>You had a choice
Not really
#nofreewill
>>29526271
>False-flag posting this hard
Nobody believes your shit, NEET
>>29527793
Smells an awful lot like Summer
>>29526571
I remember you from a thread you made about living in your car. You are wearing the exact same clothes as a few days ago and work at fucking walmart. God you must be a real piece of garbage to think living in a car is the way to go
>>29528153
#webadyoumad
>>29526215
I studied geography at uni
>>29526215
I'm not mad at all though. I work because I like my job and I like the money. I don't mind you guys getting free money because it's a reminder that if I fall on hard times I can get a hand up. You do you, robros.
>>29527355
Oh snap son.
>>29527355
d-DELETE THIS NOW!!!!
What is your major malfunction, wagecuck?
top kek
>>29526357
NEET here, what are some jobs with a lot of "down time"
oh and wagecucks btfo
>>29527355
>money = independence
I'll take my free time over your illusory "financial independence", thanks.
>>29527355
>my wagecuckoldry attracts females
Nope.
NEETs are superior to wagecucks in every conceivable way. A town whose population is comprised solely of wagecucks would be so shaken by the arrival of even a single NEET overlord it's nothing short of astonishing.
Just imagine, it's a nice sunny Sunday afternoon, imagine the bustle of this 100% wagecuck town till suddenly NEET bulls triumphantly march in. Women would feel infinitely more attraction to these superior, unenslaved NEETs than their pathetic wageslave hubbies. Every woman would be begging, grovelling to be impregnated by these overlords, the new kings of the town, who earned this position with nothing but their superior presence. And these bulls wouldn't stop until every girl was carrying their children, the wagecuck's women's original children would probably be neglected. Who the fuck would want to raise these inferior children with their wageslave genes? They're only going to turn out like their fathers, mindless cogs in a machine whose sole purpose is to chew wagecucks up till no juice is left, then spit them out, all for the benefit of the clearly superior NEETs.
And the wagecucks? They'd flee, realizing how futile their attempts at winning back their wives' attraction would be, to Japan where they'd try to win over FAS looking ugly Jap girls, the only things disgusting, lonely, and brainwashed by the ubiquitous glorification of wagecuckoldry enough to accept them. Many would be rejected after the Japs hear of their shameful display; Japs probably would have killed themselves to avoid the shame.
Back home in the once wagecuck town, every woman would be raising their superior NEET children and queuing up for their second or maybe even third pregnancy. They wouldn't stop until they hit menopause as they'd know deep down their purpose is to populate the world with superior NEET bulls who'd then move on to proselytize the superiority of the unenslaved to the enslaved in other wagecuck towns.
>>29526215
Unlike you I have a future, massive amounts of disposable income, and my ancestors aren't looking down and despising me.
>I enjoy my job
>my parents are proud of me and don't pray for my death
>I am not a net loss to society
>I meet lots of great women at work
>>29527355
>you took time out of your day to write this
>>29529690
>I have a future
Yeah, and that future consists of slaving away for Mr. Shekelstein day and night.
>>29529039
What are you going to do with free time when you have zero money besides jerk off?
>>29529109
You haven't been outside for a while... have you?
>>29529786
the average words per minute typing is like 200. that would've taken them 2 minutes at most.
>>29531381
Only if they were just transcribing it. It takes time to think of stuff to write.
>>29531399
>thinking out thoughtful posts on 4chan and not shit posting
lol
ultimative neet guide
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoqjumfRFmk
Im a gunsmith though. My job is cool and (usually) easy.
>be one of the 99%
Your options are:
>wagecuck and live a life of stress and slavery to the system
>neet it up and live a meagre, empty life of emptiness and depression
You lose either way
>>29531461
Thoughtful posts are unusual enough that they are the new shitposting.
>>29531571
that's deep af desu senpai
>wagecuck poster makes a thread
>baits so obvious
>people still get baited
full circle
All of these threads are just bait replying to bait now. It's tiresome. Give the game up lads. It's gotten to a strange kind of role play.
>I enjoy my job
I enjoy making the jews rich while Tyrone Black satisfies my wife.
>My parents are proud
Muh 'bution
>Not net loss to society
See above ^
>I meet woman
Who don't want you because your a kissless virgin.
When will you wagies learn to stop making arguments that have been BTFO to hell already?
>>29526271
samefagging this hard?
Or maybe your years of isolation finally made you develop a split personality.
Enjoy dying alone as a complete loser, the only living things that will care about your death will be the maggots feasting on your fat NEET flesh.
NEETcucks, this is your future
>>29527407
wagies have all those free things you have and even more that they can afford...
>>29533161
>tfw turning 31 this year and still NEET
JUST
>tfw 37 year old NEET Wizard
>plenty of drugs paid for by the state, including benzos
>comfy 1bdrm apartment paid for by the state
>do whatever the fuck I want all day
>summon 2D succubi to attend to my every need at my command
lern to work the system ladz
>>29533100
Dude just shutup lol
>>29533244
YOU SAY THIS LIKE IT'S A GOOD THING I DON'T WANT TO BE AN AUTISTIC MIDDLE AGED MAN STILL POSTING CARTOON FACES ON A WEBSITE WITH KIDS 1/3 HIS AGE AS THE MAIN DEMOGRAPHIC
>>29533280
you say that now, but you haven't even experienced the "end times" when your youth fades and you realize your true fate
>>29533301
>when your youth fades
I'M 31 YEARS OLD AND AN UNCLE YOU MEMESUCKER, I'M SURROUNDED BY KIDS ONLINE TALKING ABOUT THE GOOD OLD DAYS OF YOUTUBE IN HIGH SCHOOL AND PLAYING WITH GUILDS IN WOW WHILE I GREW UP LOOKING UP CARD CATALOGUES IN THE LIBRARY MY YOUTH IS DEAD AND GONE
>>29533528
>31
Your """hope""" will die soon enough my friend.
try to enjoi.
>>29533590
I didn't say that I was a KHV though. I was getting my dick wet from 18-25 and e njoying the free ride while it was good BUT I'M GETTING OFF THE NEET TRAIN
>>29533700
so... you're a failed normie.. how tragic.
>>29533726
No, I never reached normiedom, it was always within the realm of cyborgs. Goth girls, fat metalhead girls, freegan genderfluid polysexual girls who have their period in a cup, etc. Hanging out in sad goth clubs, dirty heroin appartments, hippie drum circles, etc. I never went clubbing and fucked Stacey. Not that I even wanted that anyways.
>>29533818
well you've "been there and done that", doesn't matter if they are the dregs of the bottom of the barrel, you'll always been pining for those days I'm afraid. better to have loved and lost etc etc.. True Wizardry isn't for everyone.. you''ll always have your "glory days" I suppose. I wouldn't recommend trying to relive them though.
>>29533885
>I wouldn't recommend trying to relive them though.
Of course, that would land me in jail for more than one reason, but I'm not settling to be a NEET either.
>>29534018
Well you could always invent the Next Minecraft and sell it to mickeysoft for for a billion dollarydoos, why waste your time here in the cesspool of the 4changs?
>>29534052
>hy waste your time here in the cesspool of the 4changs?
It's my only source of daily human interaction outside of my family.
Plus, it's saturday night and I have no money.
wageslave recovering from the wagecucking of the century
what do neets think about living off the fat of the land pre industrial revolution style
you have to work to survive but thats all
>>29526215
What do you usually make in a month? like what programs are you on?
>>29534178
>you have to work to survive
Defeats the whole point of being a NEET then senpai, at least in modern society you can work to achieve fame and wealth
Thanks for posting this fellow NEET. What are all you wagecucks doing in here? This is your only day of freedom since tomorrow is going to be spent getting ready and dreading Monday's alarm clock.
Also don't forget to go to sleep at a decent hour tonight. If you sleep in too late tomorrow you might have a hard time getting to bed tomorrow night, and production might suffer on Monday. Mr. Schnieselberg might have a thing or two to say about that.
Tick tock, wagie.
Tick, tock.
>>29527793
If you assume you don't have free will, and you do, then you are wasting the only thing over which you have any choice; thus a huge loss.
If you assume you have free will, and you don't, there is no loss or gain since you had no choice in the matter.
If you assume you don't have free will, and you don't, there is no loss or gain since you had no choice in the matter.
>>29526215
I know that wagecuck threads are just shitty bait threads and that it is unwise to respond to them, but I would simply like to point out that 1. most people only have a choice between getting a job and starving to death, as their mom either doesn't have enough money to support them or simply doesn't feel like enabling them and 2. your very decision to live as NEET is only possible because your mom feels compelled to support you, even though she herself might be able to retire earlier if not for you. Your very existence is parasitical at it's core and any pleasure that you experience in life is purely at the expense of others.
help me become self employed guys ty
>85 posts
>No mention of welfare piano's
>No mention of certified sandwich artists (at Subway (Eat Fresh!))
>No mention of composing symphony's or discussing advanced physics with people who are paid to discuss advanced physics
>>29534453
become a writer, web designer, graphic artist, etc.
>>29534477
>welfare piano's
???
the other two are staple NEETposting memes though
>>29534654
NEETs get welfare piano's because they have amazing social skills and intelligence that allows their social worker at the welfare department to supply them with a Steinway grand piano. Due to the busy activity filled day NEETs have, what with having brunch in Wallstreet restaurants they often play their piano's at night.
>>29529759
I'm going start collecting these wagecuck cliches.
