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You wake up as an attractive woman. What do you do? What will
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You wake up as an attractive woman. What do you do? What will you change about your life now that you have pussy privilege?
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>>29520519
I'm gonna be a cosplayer
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use my body to dominate the world.
as a guy i am already doing this but not with my body.
they all will drop
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Do I still retain my asthma?

Meh, I guess it's not the worst since my gf is bi.
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>>29520519
Well, be a gold digger I guess
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Immediately start a twitch or stream and get money.

I'm into FPS games and I'm fairly decent at them, so that would be a nice niche I can exploit.

Although FPS players are the most alpha of "gamers" out there.
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I find a man to give my virginity and mate with and die of old age with.
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use sasha grey as a role model, learn how to take a dick on camera, pretend to be able to read and retire at 21 as a millionaire
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league of legends streamer
and on the side camwhore as a league champion
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i would make friends since i don't have any.
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>>29520519
Find a nice robot to stay with for life.
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>>29520519
>You wake up as an attractive woman. What do you do?
Be scared by the amount of potential rape I might experience for just walking down the street.
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>>29520715

this is a good SJW bait. fuck off regardless


I used to make threads on this but stopped, heres my paste

>go to local store and dress cute, would also buy clothes for being camgirl
>go down to local shitter and pick up a webcam
>stream on twitch, earn money for playing games and then go on camgirl sites to stream myself
>cosplay at big conventions such as comicon in order to amass a beta following
>have a cute blog in which I post semi-lewd photos to keep the betas going
>have one or two orbiters who get anything I want (without me paying)
>actually be able to hold lel so nerdy xD conversations because of previous knowledge
>mess around with other QT girls as my confidence wouldn't matter because I'm most likely more attractive
>cuck some providing beta to get as much money as possible
>mess around with chads and get them to join me in some form of dom
>settle down by the time im approaching my 30's with a beta cuck so that I can enjoy future vidya
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>>29520570
gtfo normie!!!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! why r u even here??
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go find rose and be lesbians
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>Find a rich man
>Leech off him for the rest of my life
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>>29520519
>You wake up as a woman
kill myself probably
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Gather up a group of nerds to friend zone and play them off against each other as they vie for my attention.
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>>29520570
>my gf is bi
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>>29520519
I dont wanna be a woman anymore.
normal dude life is getting better, i guess
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I would be the biggest whore, literally take 3 dicks at once in my vagina daily
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>>29521044
thats not a whore, thats a modern and independent woman
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Get good guy with goals in life. Settle down. Don't fuck other men or act like whore. Don't use any social media shit.

Whoa that was hard.
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find a cute guy to love and support me and support him too.

And masturbate.
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I don't want to be woman of any kind. Attractive white alpha male is true master race. Even 10/10 women crave your dick. Any race, any age.

My ideal gf as alpha male is tiny, young submissive fucktoy which I toss away when she is 28yo.
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>>29520979
VAGINA ENVY WILL NOT SERVE YOU WHEN THE MEMEPOCALYPSE IS HERE
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>>29520519
>tfw I'll never be a trashy autistic pansexual with a hot body
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>>29520519
>Celebrate
>Touch boobs
>Masturbate
>Dress up in cute clothes
>Cosplay
>Post pics
>Get rich streaming on twitch
>Find a dom partner who will tease me all the time and do kinky things to me
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>>29520602
>alphas of the omegas
>top 10% of the bottom 5%
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>>29520602
This right here gentlemen. Easy money.
Plus my gf is bi so i get to stay with her. I ain't taking dick. That's gay as fuck
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Stream whore myself on twitch
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I would just masturbate all day to be honest
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I would probably just be a kindergarten teacher or something and dress unbearably cute

I have no interest in being a gold digging whore and getting blacked or dicked or whatever
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>tfw you realize most robots are just jealous that they don't get to whore themselves as easily unless they go gay or tranny

Just transition already, as long as you're young enough for E to have good effect your life will become much easier.
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Depends if reality altered so that I was always a women, otherwise I'll freak out over having no contacts or documentation.
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get some guy online to teach me Python/a language so I don't waste my holidays completely
without giving out any personal details of course
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>>29520519
prostitute for money
Do drugs till I die
I dont wanna live as a fucking woman man.
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>>29520519
Id do what every other guy would do, fuck my brains out, become a whore that fucks everything that moves. fuck til my hips dislocate and then fuck some more.
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>>29520519
Assuming I'll still be attracted to women, I'll just look for a hot lesbian gf.
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that picture makes me want to lick her pussy.
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>>29520602
Becoming female makes you shit at video games.
Ever seen a non-tranny female pro? NOPE
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>>29520519
camwhore for massive money.
then later marry a rich man.

essentially I get paid to cum
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To anyone who wants to be a woman in this thread, go to >>29522374 - don't fall for the trans meme
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