wtf is the point of having a 5" penis?
I might as well not have one at all.
I mean fuck, if its under 8 inches, what good is it?
why would god give a man anything less than 8"? so girls can point and laugh at it?
If girls found out George Clooney had a 5" penis they'd throw his picture in the rubbish bin.
If a girl won't even fuck you unless you have 8 inches, then whats the point? If shes not going to enjoy herself, then why bother?
Its like a genetic defect, you might as well cut my balls off.
dicks aren't like tits, you can't make do with an A or B cup. I mean 6" is fucking AVERAGE. A woman can't even get off on less than 8". 2/3's of the men on this earth are doomed to give women joyless sex.
Everything we do, marriage, work, career, commitment, home loans, car loans, its all to make up for being 2 or 3 inches short.
What kind of life is that? We should all just be eunichs or devote ourselves to a life of celibacy. Think of all the things we could accomplish if we no longer had to compete in a competition we can never win?
>>29519698
You're mistaken. Penis length serves only as visual appetizer and confidence boost while girth actually get's women off.
>>29519698
Porn has really fucked with the modern male's brain.
>>29519698
7 incher here, I slam cervixes and they complain, big dicks are a meme. 5 inches is fine, don't let anybody meme you. Snake oil salesmen want you to be insecure so they can sell their bullshit cock enlargement pills to you that do nothing. Just get over it man. Stop watching so much porn. Dwelling on your insecurities is never healthy.
I often wonder how many people on this board have these fucked up insecurity issues and how many are here to just create insecurity issues.
>>29519722
oh bullshit.
look at the size of most dildos.
Do they make 4" dildos?
Of course not. Nobody wants a 4" dildo. Not even for anal.
why would nature disqualify 66% of all men from birth? how are we even able to reproduce? God, women must be miserable!
We all want sex all the time but none of us are equipped for it. Half the fucking population are functioning eunichs. Even when we do find someone to love, we get to fuck them maybe a dozen, maybe two dozen times before they get pregnant and never want to fuck again.
What the fuck is the point of having a penis? Its like a curse! All it does it make women pregnant and suck money out of your wallet.
Meanwhile fucking king kong has a 12" dick and women are buying these mongos free drinks and stuffing money down their pants to dance.
>>29519698
spoken like someone who's never seen a woman naked in person, let alone had sex.
>>29519790
oh, so I suppose its cause i'm ugly then?
Baloney. Plenty of handsome guys have small dicks and can't get laid. Women KNOW. they just know, alright?
I've had sex before. I'm pretty sure its the only thing that matters to them. They are just faking enjoying it cause they want money for coke.
Women only enjoy sex if men have a big penis. You might as well be blowing smoke up their ass with a 6 inch penis, cause their not going to feel a fucking thing.
>>29519802
Buddy, I hate to break this to you, but you know nothing. A woman cannot shove a 12" dildo in her vagina. It's not physically possible. They do not put the whole thing in - they leave part of it out. And they only even do that shit in the first place to get off insecure cuckolds who pay them for cam shows and such. Plenty of women use dildos 4" and below, pic related is a tiny egg vibrator which is immensely popular. The majority of people buying monster dildos are gays who shove them up their asses, because the colon is an infinite tunnel unlike the vagina which bottoms out at the cervix. You're freaking out over nothing because you've watched too much pornography and developed an inferiority complex. Take a breather. Your dick is fine.
>>29519871
you think you know, but you don't know shit. I've had sex with plenty of women, they are all the same. They are like, "thanks for the cash/dinner/movie/jewlry/drugs, bye!"
they take your shit cause they feel sorry for you, they lead you on in a relationship because they feel sorry for you, they feel shitty because its not their god damn fault, the avergage vagina is 9" deep ffs, they eventually gotta fit a bowling ball through there, its natures god damn fault for giving us such small dicks.
how in the fuck did this even happen? you look at tribal dudes and their schlongs are fucking HUGE, who decided whites and yellows were going to get the short end of the measuring stick?
>>29519940
>you look at tribal dudes and their schlongs are fucking HUGE, who decided whites and yellows were going to get the short end of the measuring stick?
Well now it's obvious you're just shitposting, you're a retard dude, fuck off.
>>29519940
we are living in an amoral universe. that's the reason.
>>29519940
>thanks for the cash/dinner/movie/jewlry/drugs, bye!
>>29519849
>They are just faking enjoying it cause they want money for coke.
Wow so you date shallow drug addicts and are surprised they're just letting you fuck them for their crack fix? You're dumb as a brick dude lay off the shit. And they don't care how big your dick is, they're doing it for the crack not pleasure.
>>29519698
You get all the bitches if you have this face, regardless of dicksize
>>29519940
Maybe you're just ugly? That or you just act awkward and get a bit of pity now and then?
>>29520107
Looks like the default Oblivion character.
>>29520139
Good one! xDD
>>29520107
>The Hero of Kvatch! This is truly an honor...
>>29519698
I would trade my 8" dick for a 4" dick
I want to be a qt sub and not a dom
5.2" is the average iirc
>>29519698
>8 inches
Is this 8 imperial inches or 8 woman inches?
>>29519716
>hockey puck coping mechanisms
whatever helps you not an hero, right?
>>29520626
(ppsssttt, you don't actually have 8 inches)
>>29521140
>whatever helps you not an hero, right?
What's the point of this thread anyway? If you're so delusional, no one will change your opinion.
>>29521171
I'm not op, it's just common knowledge that as long as your girth is 5", length will always be superior.
Theres nothing more cringy than some dude going "I-It's not long but it's pretty thick ;_;"
it's literally a display of submission.
>>29519722
the funny thing is the girls in porn are all on muscle relaxant and pain killer pills to be able to have sex with as large penises as roughly as they do, but males think is real life
>>29521191
How does it feel not to be a real man? To top it off you make up lies that all girls in porn are taking muscle relaxing drugs to take big cock.
I'm 8.5" and completely hilted on this tiny asian chick and she took it all like a champ
you're full of shit m8
>>29521140
>(ppsssttt, you don't actually have 8 inches)
Well 20cm which is less than 8 inches by .32cm
Danny D has a 8.5 inch cock and he rarely is anle to go balls deep.
>>29520979
IT MATTERS NOT HOW SMALL YOUR PENISES ARE
THE MEMEPOLCALYPSE IS NIGH
>>29521222
Post that shit senpai, you ain't telling the truth
>>29521217
Why is this same example in every thread like this? It's always a tiny asian chick, never any other type.
By the way, no-one believes you have an 8.5" dick, and the other guy is right about porn actors using muscle relaxants and painkillers, it's not about pleasure for them, just getting through a scene, and that stuff will let them much easier. Same as male porn actors use viagra really commonly.
>>29521247
I would post it next to a ruler, but I am on Venlafaxine now
>>29521184
Mine is long and thick.
Also, according to every girl I have ever spoken to, this is false.
>>29521303
If that's 8" love I must be 12, fuck my flaccid cock is 5" and it hangs lower than that pathetic little thing.
>>29521260
>t-the other guy
lol lad just stop right there, you're pathetic.
All I'm tryna say is that anyone with a penis under 8" (21cm) isn't a real man and deserves to be castrated.
Only REAL MEN should be allowed to breed. I know it triggers you but it's the truth ;)
>>29521332
>fuck my flaccid cock is 5" and it hangs lower than that pathetic little thing.
Well you are free to not believe me I really don't care
>>29521322
t. 7x5.5
you're like average senpai
>>29521217
I dont have a penis so your epic trolls dont work on me
read any porn star interview and they will talk all about all the pills everyones on (the men are all on viagra too sorry to ruin the illusion)
http://www.nypress.com/it146s-easy-to-read-a-porn-star146s-biographyit146s/
>They're on prescription drugs, you know? I was in Miami, and this girl took nine Vicodin. I can understand taking a muscle relaxant for an anal scene, but these girls are going crazy.
8.5 inches wouldnt be able to fit all the way in without hitting the cervix which feels like kicking the stomach lmao so even if you werent talking shit you'd never be able to have sex fully without the aid of drugs
>>29521332
Believe what you want mate, he ain't me. And this is some terrible, terrible bait.
Memes like the "tfw average/small Penis" are pathetic and cuck-tier. It's like the least important factor in getting fucked. Girls will fuck you regardless. Do you really think if you've gotten to the stage where you have a bitch on their knees, their pussy dripping and her tits out, she's really just going to turn around and say no thank you sir when you take out your cock? No. She'll ram it down her throat and be grateful. Unless you're micro-penised it literally does not matter.
It's just a ducking excuse for fat robots not to lift or develop social skills so they can blame something out of their control or for fat khv robots with big dicks to feel superior in one little thing in their life. Pathetic delusional cuck-tier.
I have a little over 7" but it doesn't matter. It's not like I'll use it anyways. Probably on my grandad who is in vegetable state but he wont even appreciate the longness
>>29521340
You cared enough to post it
>>29521353
>I-I'll pretend to be a gorl so it makes my statement look more credible
Girls opinions don't mean shit, you beta loser. The fact that you would try and act like a girl online so you can feel better about your tiny cock just shows how sad you really are.
Opinion discarded, didn't read the rest.
>>29521355
If you believe it's bait, I guess that means it's bait right?
>>29521375
You're only a little above average it's okay
>>29521436
>You cared enough to post it
Yeah because you wanted a picture to fap to
>>29521436
Well yeah, saying stupidly provably false stuff like 7" being a little over average (see pic), and insulting people to get a rise out of them, just generally acting in inflammatory ways to get (you)'s, makes this bait.
>>29521476
Don't imply I would ever fap to you, that's just gross. If I wanted to I would have asked you to post a pic of you in a skirt.
>>29521512
Aww what's the matter little guy, did I hurt your feelings? Fucking kill yourself. Stop coping, just accept it, theres nothing wrong with a little penis envy ;^)
Don't worry I get it all the time.
>>29521546
You're the only one who sounds upset about this mate.
>>29521546
>>29521546
>If I wanted to I would have asked you to post a pic of you in a skirt.
I am even lifting it for you qt ;3
Why the hell are so many people posting in this obvious bait thread?
>>29521569
I am, I'm upset because my cock is too big ;(
>tfw no pathetic 5" penisthat was sarcasm btw, in case you didn't catch on
>>29521609
Stop hitting on me you loser, I'm busy triggering dicklets.
>>29521633
Whatever mate, you win, enjoy pretending to be retarded on a tibetan door enthusiast group I guess, just pointing out that you might want to try to bait smart, instead of just doubling down on the retarded crap as the thread goes on.
Saged because this thread is shit.
>>29521667
Probably the worst ragequit I've ever seen! You are really cute anon, hopefully you'll realise what a great fuccboi you'd make soon enough.
post yfw these are the best selling dildos on amazon
dicklets, when will they learn?
>girls draw their ideal cocks
>all of them are huge
lol sorry dicklets, looks like you're outta luck.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zVGimASPA60
>>29521726
>This Dildo is 6.5" in length, insertable to 5.13"
This is now a hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmm thread.
I hate my 6.5" dick, I've chosen to never show it to anyone. I'd rather be a virgin forever than have anyone make fun of me for my shitty dick. I want to die every time my friends make dick jokes. Please just kill me now.
>>29521787
>girl doesn't want to ruin her pussy with a huge dildo before chad gets to rip her apart with his 10 incher
chad doesn't want a loose pussy, he'll reject her
what is there to hmm at?
>>29521823
Are you in the wrong thread or something? When girls get to choose the size most of them choose the average size of a human male penis.
>>29519698
It's another "OP has never had contact with any woman other than his mother" episode.
>>29521845
I don't think I'm in the wrong thread little man ;)
>>29521375
Wh...what? You are going to rape your grandpa who's in a coma?
>>29521191
yeah porno girls have mega roasties
