Find Internet bf/gf
Basically you already are aware you two will never meet and the only purpose of this is that you text daily and have some sort of love chance (it's better than nothing)
Describe yourself and what you're looking for
Looks:
Personality:
Hobbies/interests:
Anything else:
dated online grill before
worst 4 months of my life
>she made me super depressed, worse than being alone
>I tried to kms countless times with her
>started doing herion because I didn't wanna lose her but I hated her
>constant fear of her cheating/me getting cucked
>she lied to me a lot
don't fall for the ldr meme lads, worst meme to fall for
A number? Idk like 3 or 4. Brown Hair/Eyes, short hair, 5'11 or so, white? Male obv 20 y/o
A bit shy at first but open up over time? Like most people here.
Vidya, probably other shit I haven't discovered
Women dont exist here
>>29515509
just don't fall for a dumb bitch who plays with your heart and a ldr could probably work
>>29515509
>ldr
It was not a relationship if you never met.
I'm
Self
>Looks: arab, 156cm, 50kg, black hair and eyes, generic face
>Personality: clingy, needy, dependent, virgin, insecure, mostly CLINGY
>Hobbies: absolutely nothing other than image boards
Him
>Looks: not hideous and not fat or black
>Personality: trustworthy, patient, caring
>hobbies: don't be a pedo
>Me
Looks: shoulder length hair, big nose, small lips, green eyes, kinda skinnyish, not particularly attractive (MtF 20 y/o)
Personality: I'm really clingy, emotionally unstable, but I'm nice and caring too
Hobbies/interests: 0 that I know of
>Him
Looks: Anything really
Personality: Not a meanie and can be patient with me (not too "out there" either)
Hobbies/interests: No preference desu
>>29513045
Im only 5'3...
>>29515632
>arab
dropped
>>29515801
got any pictures qt p i e
>>29515632
Look. Fat is as bad as a Pedo to this arab
>>29515958
Not that I want on /r9k/
>>29515632
I'd take you, I LOVE CLINGY. Are you m/f? Doesnt matter since I'm bi but im curious
Hey at least youre tall, i wouldnt rule you out straight away
Looks: Latino, 5'11, Male, Big muscular, Fit,
Personality: Sarcastic, Kind, and funny
Hobbies/interests: Gym, Circuit-training, Bicycling, Soccer, and reading
Anything else:
>>29516012
take something safe then you god damn slut
>>29515468
F/18
5'3 blue eyes, blonde, chubby
[Qt according to my friends... :3]
Outgoing, volatile, but introverted, memes
A U S
>>29515509
this man speaks the truth
this is what every ldr will eventually turn into. don't waste your time guys and gals.
>>29516071
>safe
>4chins
no
Looks: Black guy
Personality: Boring
Hobbies/interests: Video games and a little of everything else
Anything else: Nope
>>29516178
Please love me..
Where do you live anon? Why do you say youre boring?
>>29516224
Only if you'll love me back. Florida. I'm boring because there's not much to me I guess.
>>29515468
Self
>Looks: Male, at least 6/10, thin
>Personality: lonely, not very sexual
>Hobbies/interests: basic anime/vidya. /co/, /asp/. /ck/, late night walks
bf/gf
>Looks: feminine
>Personality: talkitive, neet, actually interested in me
>Hobbies/interests: not whoring pics of self on 4chan, anything else is fine
Get out of this thread Liz
>Self
Looks: White,Blonde, 5ft6, Eye bags that wont go away, braces, thin.
Personality:I talk alot but its mostly just spaghetti coming out my mouth and my accent is retarded, im pretty comfy, wont get psycho if you dont reply for long periods of time.
Hobbies/interests:Vidiya, Art.
Anything else: nop
Lots of posting in this thread, not so much contact info
Looks: fat, glasses, brunette wavy hair, small nose, short, big brown eyes
Personality: clingy, overprotective, "mommy-like", caring, neet, jealous
Hobbies/interests: arts and crafts, games, watching cartoons, anime, and sad movies, cooking, sewing
Anything else: this could be interesting! just be nice.
I'm trying to learn to sing but I'm not very good and I want someone to send songs to for practise and have them tell me I'm getting better once in a while or something. Who will do this.
>>29516718
why dont you ask for it?
>>29515468
I exist
Im watching the x files in an online room with some guys
I dont want a fucing relationship
But if anybodys interested I give link
Me:
>looks
White tall and thin guy
>personality
I'm posting on /r9k/ on a Friday night.
>hobbies/interests
Art, I paint and draw for a living
>anything else
I'm sraight, but for the right price things could get pretty gay
Looking for:
>looks
Emo/punk/goth/scene, coloured hair is a big weakness for me
>personality
I want a grill crazy enough to deal with my craziness better than normie
>hobbies/interests
Just someone honest, even if your boring I just want to be able to trust someone
>anything else
Probably
>>29515632
Pleas be in
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Oh, and please be
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>>29516677
Kik?
Original, damn it!
>>29515632
Where are you from?
I'm Arab too, just interested.
>>29517156
spaghead06
>>29517319
male or female?
oregenno
>>29517337
female my dude
>>29517369
what kind of accent do you have?
dont use kik so if you have skype itd be good
>>29516076
I really should save one of those bait images
>>29516505
I don't think i look that feminine desu are you not a true fag
>>29517402
Scottish and my skype is: yungkitz
ITT: 50 guys and 7 traps and 11 gay guys pretending to be girls.
I'd love an internet gf desu. Just not one of you guys...
>>29517435
Im bi I just like thin androgynous/cute guys
>>29517482
Same but I don't really fit that
Kik is 1032k7 if you don't care that much. I'm not fat or anything just not all twinky
>>29516738
I will do this! I am actually a fully trained vocalist and am 2 months away from graduating with my masters in vocal pedagody and composing. Hope i can help?
>>29517409
You wish this was bait bb
>>29517618
sorry mang, im not into regular dudes
>Looks: Male, 5'8, spic. I'm not ugly as told by coworkers
>Personality: extremely mellow, apathetic, self-deprecating, might be autistic
>Hobbies/interests: I'm just a weeb that jerks off to traps almost exclusively and I have a job, i really got nothing much else.
>Anything else: I'm a faggot
>>29515468
>first online gf
>stop her from suiciding, she becomes obsessed with me
>best first year, except she would send me like twenty messages an hour
>but i had someone to talk to when coming home from work at least and she worshipped me
>decide to keep her at a distance emotionally because i know we probably wont ever meet
>the second year
>she realizes it's not going anywhere because neither of us can afford to travel
>she ends it
>feel super depressed despite my original intentions to not get attached
>second online gf
>insane person with multiple personalities
>she cucks me constantly
>but officially she's with me and it pisses off the other guys so much
>having learned from previous relationship, don't get attached, just use her for purposes
>troll the shit out of the other guys who want her to "officially" be with them
>eventually end it when i get sick of it
>realize that even though i told myself it meant nothing the cucking took its toll on my psyche
>hate women now
>decide to never fall for the online gf meme again
Ah hell, let's do this:
Looks: 6'0'', thin, decent muscles, dark hair, brown hazel eyes, not really an ugly person.
Personality: Patient, Loyal, kind, listener, cheerful, kinda clingy but not the annoying type, If I care enough about you I'll deal with all your insecurities and issues so you can feel comfortable.
Hobbies/interests: I like to read spooky stuff at night, collecting comics, play dumb video games, going to the gym once in a while, learning to fix/build computers and watch movies.
Anything else:
- Favorite video game: Doom (1993)
- Favorite movie: Twelve Angry Men (1957)
- I hope one of you can get a Special One on this thread.
- Pic related is my waifu (She's not a slut; do not call her slut)
lmao @ at all these shit-tier, cookie-cutter """hobbies"""
oh, you play video games? oh, you watch anime? wow, how uniiiiiiique!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
no wonder you manbabies can't get gfs
dead thread lads
I guess we're not getting a qtgf :(
>>29519370
if it dies Ill remake it tomorrow since its like 4 am (for me) and not many people are up right now
stay hopeful my man, itll happen eventually
>>29518208
>I hope one of you can get a special one on this thread.
Cheers anon, as unlikely as it is for both of us, I hope the same for you
>>29516677
Did you post in the eye bags thread other day? Bangs with way hair?
>>29515468
why not
Self
Looks: Male, hispanic, 5'10 about, a bit chubby but not really noticable, brown eyes, black hair
Personality Shy, loyol, kind, generious, kinda clingy, and i speak kinda like an asshole but do not mean to offend.
Hobbies/interests: Games, table top rpg's, watching cartoons, and cooking
Her
Looks: Femanine
Personality: Loyal, trustworthy, and caring
Hobbies/interests: no preference
Self
Looks: 20, male, italian, thin, ugly face
Personality: Introvert but extrovert with some, always scared to hurt someone feels
Hobbies: animu, kinda politics
Her:
Looks: around my age, not fat
Personality: just don't be an asshole
Hobbies: idk
>me
6'3", 95kg (and dropping), blue eyes, dirty blonde hair. Chubby, big shoulders, boyish face.
I'm happy go lucky, a bit dumb and like to ramble. ENFP if that means anything.
I like boardgames, gym, building Warhammer models and Mordheim terrain. I enjoy the occasionally vidya with someone. I train martial arts.
>her
I'm not picky, I'm not chasing a proper gf but an online one for companionship would be nice. Just someon to do cute things with, talk occasionally and just be sweet to one another.
>dating someone online
ehh
>from a board populated by misfits
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>29520050
>camera up to the sky
>>29520046
How old are you? Skype?
>>29520177
>checked
25. Mrayner225
>>29520137
dude hwat
You guys are fucking faggots, if you want a gf online at all, why bother here of all places? She's probably batshit crazy and will tap into your phone or something. This is coming from someone who has never had a significant other and who doesn't want the first to be from here. Tsk.
>>29515632
I love arab girls (arab men should be exterminated though)
pls be my gf, I'm white
>self
Looks: 5'10" curly brown short hair, beard, kinda chunky.
Personality: flippant
Interests/hobbies: vidya, model making, electronics, blowing shit up
>gf
Looks: chubby qt
Personality: playful
Interests: vidya maybe, not really bothered
Anything else: live in UK would be cool
>>29520046
>>29520177
>>29520202
SURPRISE SURPRISE
The girl goes for Chad
Me: 5'11, skinny, lonely male with no friends
Her: not fat, lonely with few or no friends (so we can give eachother attention and affection whenever either of us need it)
I dated a girl i met on omegle for 2.5 years.
Spent 6 months living with her irl.it wasnt worth it
>>29517448
do you post in vocaroo threads? i came across a scottish qt once in a thread and i never got her deets.
>6'1, 185 pounds, black hair (shaved)
>sarcastic, agressive. I'm funny sometimes.
>training,books and vidya
>no
>>29520523
>implying I'm a Chad
Funny anon
Looks: 6'2" dirty blond barely skinny fat male with horrid upper face due sunken eyes
Personality: layers of ironic shitposting online but honest otherwise. Timid and shy with strangers but I adjust to people easily if there's a possibility we're compatible.
Hobbies/interests: anime, manga, light novels, books, vidya, movies, music, a chunk of programming, weapons. Lots of things save for cars and linux.
Anything else: I tend to be negative in the beginning of conversations because I prefer talking to people who are compatible with cruelty of the world instead of safe space seekers. Also I'm khhv if it's relevant.
Looking for grils to talk to. Not necessarily for relationship but to discuss stuff and what not.
Look for Anon Moose on kik.
>>29521896
>6'3", white, blue eyes, dark blonde hair, broad shoulders
So why did she pick you then? It certainly wasn't for your Warhammer models
>>29521955
>tfw nobody loves you for your warhamer models
>>29522004
>tfw nobody likes you for any reason
Sounds more like it.
>>29521955
Maybe she likes boardgames? Maybe she likes martial arts? Fucked if I know anon, she never added me. Plus, you have to have an attractive face to be Chad, I'm a solid 4
>>29522004
I know that feel anon.
>tfw lookin at all the amazing paint jobs in the /tg/ wip threads and knowing I'll never be that good
Life truly is suffering
>>29516721
> fat
Like how much fat are we talking about?
>>29520393
yes, skype
>>29520177
not her, can I add you?
>>29522794
add me: rumsthem
>>29522794
Sure, I don't mind
me: >pic related (i'm probably 5/10 or so)
>personality: depressive, pessimistic, lonely, smart but lazy, nice and kind (thought i can get sort of bipolar/borderline at times)
>hobbies: anime, manga, drawing, vidya gamus, arguments and drama (with people i don't know, feels nice to fuck someone over when i don't know them)
him:
>looks: at least a 6/10 that's about it
>personality: nice, kind, caring, knows when to be serious and when to joke around, supportive, able to deal with failures like me
>hobbies: vidya, animu, manga (at least one of those)
bonus points if:
>he has long hair
>he is fit
>he has money and likes to spoil a girl
>he doesn't smoke
>he is able to deal with me
>he likes to cuddle, hug and sleep together
>he likes to get into arguments and drama with others and would protect me and always be on my side
>>29523433
>>he likes to get into arguments and drama with others and would protect me and always be on my side
I love doing it. I sometimes argue just for the sake of arguing
>he has money and likes to spoil a girl
kys
>Implying my tall skinnyfat ass will ever get a gf
>Looks: Lanky 6ft1 with pale skin and blue eyes. Slightly on the chubby side with some muscles
>Personality: Reserved with typical nerd hobbies like video games, reading, coding and making music
>Hobbies: See above
>Anything else: No idea
>>29523463
I'm 6'2" and no replies. Height is a meme.
>>29523505
Skype
Because I'm original
>>29523564
comfybot
It's a throwaway one tho. I don't mind giving oregano later.
>>29523433
>personality: depressive, pessimistic
>(thought i can get sort of bipolar/borderline at times)
No thanks. Get the fuck out of here you mental nut and off yourself into a psych ward.
>>29515468
Looks: dirty blonde curly hair, hazel eyes, chubby, looking good for a heavy guy, around 1.80m, wide shoulders, white
Personality: usually chill, I like having fun and doing nature stuff. Think I'm a good person and people around me thinks that way too, can be a bit clingy
Hobbies: astronomy, /out/ stuff, cooking, cycling, weeb stuff, literature,
Pls respond
0 replies inc.
Me
>Looks:
7/10 at best. Some facial hair (goatee) and chubby. Brown eyes and black hair.
>Personality:
INTJ. Dark humour is best humour. I've been told I'm a pretty funny guy by several people. I'm also easy to talk to.
>Hobbies/interests:
Programming (I'm a software engineer) and vidya. I like solving difficult problems and building cool shit.
>Anything else:
I'm pretty much a shut-in outside of work, literally no friends.
Them
>Looks:
I like chubby girls. Dark hair and bright eyes is a plus.
>Personality:
Someone who doesn't take years to respond in a conversation.
>Hobbies/interests:
Likes vidya or watchesTwitchat least. If you're interested in outdoors stuff or gym then we won't have much to talk about.
>Anything else:
If you're a friendless shut-in like me then I have lots of time for you.
>>29523684
Oh and I play drums too
SOMEONE BE MY BF RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEE :((((
Me
Looks: caucasian, brown hair, brown eyes, 5'8", 150lbs, average face, wears glasses
Personality: i'm not a very serious person, i'm emotional and care a lot but I have trouble expressing it. Good sense of humor and also a lil bit racist at times
Hobbies/interests: tanks and anime. I like to make scale models of tanks, planes, and boats and also play games like wot and warthunder
Anything else: pic related, also interested in boys only
You
Not fat, not ugly, not a bully
look
7/10
personality
shit
interests
scifi shows, and cop procedurals
anything else
i dont like talking unless im interested
>>29523686
How old are you?
Juejzbskan
>>29523756
you look like a typical fuccboi
and have little beady eyes
>>29523433
Uh, no contact info? where can i contact you
>>29523800
Oh I knew I forgot something, I'm 23.
>>29523817
I think we're kind of similar. Post your kik
You guys are delusional. No actual girl is going to respond to any of you.
Best case scenario some faggot wants to show you his butthole on webcam.
>>29515468
Fuck off to /soc/
Oregani Condiment
>>29523863
I want to believein ayy lmao
>>29515468
"Teehee I'm a femanon I would totally date a robot but I'm forever alone teehee attention please"
Then there's this thread. Femanons confirmed to be just a meme. They're stuck up roastie whores like all the other cunts.
>>29523844
Kik is rabizaz
me:
>Looks:
5'3", 112lbs, short brown hair, green eyes
>Personality:
anxious, introverted, but positive
>Hobbies/interests:
anime, cosplay, hearthstone, dota2
>Anything else:
shut-in so i can get clingy (sorry)
him:
>Looks:
white or asian only, over 6'0", 6/10 face or above
>Personality:
outgoing, adventurous, knowledgeable (teach me things please)
>Hobbies/interests:
anime, vidya, movies
>Anything else:
just be different from the other guys I've spoken to on here (most are misogynistic, cruel and shallow)
>>29523993
post skype or kik
>>29523815
oh, well, here is my skype if you're interested: izzy_clau
>>29523993
Fucking die in hell normie whore
>>29515954
Looks arab you turk
>>29523993
>over 6'0"
>for an anonymous boyfriend
i hate roasties so much
yes i am an angry manlet, fuck you whore
>>29523993
PLEASE, please do hang yourself
>>29523993
>outgoing
There goes my will to try.
>>29524159
I wish I could cry,I feel like zombie on auto pilot
>>29523993
>6/10 face or above
Fuck
I don't think I can make it
>>29524250
yea i can't cry either. been too numb for years
>>29523993
>weeeh weeh be differece guy ploxx :((
fuck off cunt, you're just going to lead on some poor dude and tell him how ''different'' and ''better'' he is from the other guys you talked to so you can leech off of him and manipulative him around after your will.
fucking drink yourself to death by bleach. you disgust me.
Any qts in Phoenix?
>>29523993
obvious b8
Oreigariono
>Looks: White, 6'2, 210lbs dirty blonde hair and tomoko eye bags. Dark blue eyes. Been told 6/10.
>Personality: Loving, awkward, clingy, obsessive.
>Hobbies: video games at the moment but I enjoy anything really like anime
>partner boy or girl is fine
>preferably white or asian but I could fall for anyone
>virgin, shy and awkward preferably. Feminine is also a plus
Me:
>Looks: English but Scottish descent, 6'7", Red hair and pale skin, Large built but 4/10 face and 25 years old with a beard
>Personality: Pretty chill, don't really care about whats going on unless it directly concerns me or my close family, cynical nihilist
>Hobbies/interests: Reading, was a History student at a good university, lifting
>Anything else: Not much else
Them:
Looks: Girl who can be any height, it would be cool if they were also pretty tall, white though, probably from scandanavia
Personality: chill, doesnt care too much about how they look, absolutely no sjw
Hobbies/interests: whatever they like idc
>>29525062
wow, you sound perfect. I'm >>29523993
skype please?
>>29525098
too short roastie
>>29524906
skype
sooriginal
Looks: 1, 77- 79 cm height, over 90 kgs, broad-built, brown, very short hair, bad eyesight, dark circles from insomnia
Personality: semi-hermit, dont like to do anything with people, but can hold conversations for hours if i am interested
Hobbies/interests:gym, wandering in the forest, urban exploration, fishing, drawing, illustration, collecting antique stuff, visiting history museums, imagining plots/ story lines for novels when i am bored, very rarely photography, since i dont own a camera anymore and i have to lend them
Anything else:the conjuring 2 was surprisingly good.
me
>white, dark hair and long nose though (not hooked jewy)
>180cm
>personality: interesting, compassionate, sarcastic at times
her:
>not fat
>not sjw
I'm good at keeping conversations going as long as I feel the other side is interested so you can be boring if you want
>>29525209
woman:
>20-30 years old
>into similar stuff like me to some extend at least
>no feminist/ SJW or militant vegan
>slender
>no social butterfly
>>29515468
Looks: Asian, 5'6'', 120 lbs, glasses
Personality: Clingy, dependent, paranoid, shy
Hobbies/interests: Anime, League, shitposting, DC
Anything else: I'm a sub.
Looks: If you think you're ugly you don't have to worry. I won't ask for pics.
Personality: Okay with mine. Preferably as dependent as me.
Hobbies/interests: Same as mine.
Anything else: Be a loser like me but not psycho
>>29525175
Anonymous.anon24
Will add after work.
>>29525351
>>29525351
you sound like my kind of guy please let me stick my dick in you
>>29525131
you show that roastie anon. roasties should be put to death
>>29525475
Where do you live, senpai?
I'm in Texas.
>>29525351
gib contact
76tyi76tyghjk
Me(male)
>Looks:
Caucasian, 115 lbs, 5'8. Blond hair and green eyes, slender I suppose.
>Personality:
Extremely calm.
Like to pretend I'm intelligent.
I might seem cold at first, but I open up after a few hours!
>Hobbies/interests:
Learning. I spend a good chunk of my free time learning about everything.
Huge cinephile(anime,films, cartoons, etc)
I read a lot of books.
Her
>Looks:
I'm mostly looking for someone who takes care of herself.
Don't care about race or nationality.
>Personality:
Preferably shares one or more of the Hobbies I listed
Isn't too clingy, I do like being independent.
>Thinking any females will post here
Hah, good luck.
>>29525930
>Huge cinephile(anime,films, cartoons, etc)
top 5 films?
>I read a lot of books.
top 5 books?
I've tried this before but it never works out. Will be posting anyway because lonely af so if any fembot wants to contact me go ahead.
I'm fluent in both english and spanish i can play guitar sing and i compose my own music. I'm pretty average looking, i always get rated either 5 or 6 on /soc/. I have several mental disorders including bordeline personality disorder and avoidant personality disorder. If that still isn't enough to put you off my gmail is [email protected] i don't bother with skype or kik
>>29515468
Ok not really looking for an actual gf, but I'd like some human contact every once in a while, so here goes:
>Looks: Central-european looking, dark hair and eyes. In terms of numbers I'd say I can reach a 6 on a good day if I do the whole routine. 5'9 and skinny as fuck.
>Personality: Pretty introverted usually but I can be very outgoing if I'm with people I know. I'm afraid of conflict and personal failure, so I'm usually very careful.
>Hobbies/Interests: Music, I play guitar decently, Astronomy and other natural science, movies, vidyo gems, I don't know much about art but I like it and I like talking about it. Also I used to play soccer and I like running but I somehow stopped doing it.
Would just like to have someone to share some everyday occurrings with, no real requirements except for basic human decency.
>>29520504
How old are you and where in the UK?
>>29523684
Age and where are you?
>>29526490
Where are you senpai? I also like running but have stopped, and like talking about art while not knowing that much about it.
Maybe we could be out of breath running/chatting shit about art buddies
lf gf im not a manlet and im pretty hot
>>29515468
Not gonna post that shit when nobody will read anyway
Any chance of a girl in germany? ;_;
>>29526531
I live in Swizzzerland. I'd be down to do that, we should definitely start running again. I hate the feeling of being out of shape, but I can't seem to get into the habit again. Where are you at?
>>29526335
I know my tastes will be ridiculed by I don't really mind.
Top 5 films is hard, but this is my top 5 (not in order)
>2001 Space Odyssey
>12 Monkeys
>La Haine
>Dr. Strangelove
>Oldboy(original)
Top 5 books are mostly science related.
>No Longer Human (First place no doubt, love this book to no end.)
>Ender's Game (I don't like the series, just this book, it's so well made and developed)
>Rendezvous with Rama
>Chaos by James Gleick
>Welcome to the N.H.K novel.
>>29526626
England, but that's fine if you just want to chat/attempt to motivate each other to run instead of have a gf/bf. Same, once you get into the habit its so much easier, but its hard once you get used to not doing it.also disheartening when you only go like half the distance you used to but are still out of breath
How old are you? I'm 22. do you have an email i can contact you on? I dont have skype of kik (but i could always just get them)
>had online relationship with fembot for around 8 months, met on /soc/
>was a pretty good relationship but both of us had personal shit going on that caused the relationship to fizzle out
Considering that was the best relationship I've actually had, I guess it wouldn't be too bad to try that again
Me
>Looks
Prolly a 6, white guy with brown hair and eyes, longish hair that I really need to cut. Look better cleaned up but too lazy. Thin body type
>Personality
Sardonic/dark humor, fairly quiet until I get into a subject/get comfortable.
>Hobbies/interests
Typical 4chan nerd shit like vidya, anime, all that crap. Also really into history, somewhat into literature. If I had more free time and cash I'd do more outdoorsy craft stuff.
>Anything else
Pretty bad at keeping up with communication, esp. with new people, so it's best if there's something to actually talk about or do (play vidya with me)
You:
>biological female
>some common interests
>same age or younger
>no major debilitating psychological issues (hurr /r9k/)
>>29526923
That's completely fine with me, starting to run again would be the best thing 4chan has ever done to me.
>out of breath after short while
This killed my running habit. Once I started slacking it all went to shit, I hate the feeling of regressing. I'm 21 btw.You can email me at [email protected]. Forgive the shitty address, it's my mail address for all kinds of miscellaneous stuff. If you ever wanna share something from your everyday life, just write me a mail and I guarantee I'll read it. Sometimes it's nice to just be heard.
whats the idea of these threads if almost all anons are exactly the same
skype: blooperboy99
we can trade pics :)
>>29527182
Mexican German Irish Japanese male seeking friendship. Show me a glimpse of your world!
A little bit about me:
-I am unemployed
-I have never been to college
-I smoke cigarettes
-I do not have a car
-I cannot cook
-I have almost no skills
-My nose is kinda big
Things I like:
-Coffee
-Art of all kinds
-Reading news about terrorist organizations and their aims
-Reading news about modern day revolutionary fronts/groups
-Reading news about Corruption by gov'ts
-Black operations projects by the US gov't
-Weird music
-Older drum and bass/jungle
-Fond of Source engine games (Gmod, CS:S)
-Foreign cigarettes and films
-Food, although my diet is terrible I enjoy the concept of a well cooked meal
-IT security breaches
-Aliens are cool
-Mc Donalds french fries
Dreams:
-Own a very small tobacco shop in Japan, selling cigarettes at a good price, preferably with a dog companion
-Work as a dishwasher in Japan (preferably Tokyo)
-Own a computer part factory
-Bring equality to the impoverished people of this Earth
If you've read all of that and think we could be friends, add me!
don't care if you are male or female just want to meet people
skype: blooperboy99
>>29526923
Not him but i'm in england as well and usually go jogging every other day when i'm not too tired after work. I'm also interested in astronomy.
Send me an email?[email protected]
>>29527334
Neither of them, but also England and think astronomy is preddy cool. Where in England are you? Also age and gender?
Looks: male (19), mulatto, 5'10, chubby but I'm getting fit
Personality: lonely, caring, a bit adventurous when I'm around friends
Hobbies/Interests: playing flamenco guitar, jazz and prog rock, aviation, history, some vidya here and there.
Anything else: I'm bisexual and I really like cuddling.
>>29527533
I'm male, 20 and live in the south west
Me:
Physical:
5'7", 135lb, white, brown eyes, long brown hair, age 20
Emotional:
Stable, need space sometimes (currently taking summer classes at uni and need to focus at times).
I see this as a temporary thing so don't get attached
Career:
Want to be a dentist, currently a undergrad student
Hobbies: cheerleading, watching anime, videogames, digital art/animation, crocheting, baking, sculpting
Him:
Don't be crazy, obsessive, or annoying
Give me space when I need it
Be able to have quality conversation.
I fell for the LDR meme once
never again.
I'm good with being lonely
Me
>25 wm
>6'2 90kg
>get told I look like Gary Oldman
>pretty laid back. I used to be really angry and depressed when I was younger but I got over it. Still really introverted.
>hobbies are electric guitar, fitness and weebshit/vidya/movies etc.
>after a wedding coming up I'm gonna book some time off my night job and drive somewhere interesting.
I'm looking for two things. One; my polar opposite. I want to meet a girl who is provocative and open. A socialite, but maybe one who isn't the most confident. I think we'd have the most help to offer eachother.
Two; metalheads. I'm super into big 4 and recent thrash and want to get into it more. See stuff live. Practise. Make a band even.
If you can do both you're my dream.
>>29518208
You sound so cute and have good taste in persona girls.im a boy though.
Fuck it, i'm reposting from some other thread, not that anyone will reply.
Me:
>white
>125lbs and 5'11 skinnyfat medium build
>greenish blue eyes and no glasses
>not really muscular but not a skeleton either
>long thick hair
>kinda feminine and young looking not really hairy with small hands and feet
>currently working full time and going to study from september
>financially independent
>really funny and easy to get along with i crack jokes all the time with my friends
>bit shy at first and introverted but i also like going out with my friends when i can
>love writing, reading and anything history related as well as intellectual discussions
>fluent in two languages
>romantic
>don't care much about sex and want intimacy and emotional bonding instead
>love cuddling
>loyal and honest i don't like arguing
>i listen to any music genre
>no piercings or tattoos
>i dont do drugs or smoke and only drink socially
>not religious
>love travelling and frequently travel every year
Her:
>white
>athletic or skinny/thin somewhere around 130lbs with a small build
>no tattoos or piercings
>dark hair
>plays games or at least tolerates them
>not extremely into anime or manga
>loyal and honest
>romantic
>shy
>not extremely outgoing
>doesn't use excessive makeup
>clingy, obsessive/posessive
>not religious
>has some interesting hobbies or job
>not a vegetarian or a radical feminist
>prefferably a virgin and sexually inexperienced but the less partners she had the better
>kinky with high or medium sex drive
>believes in soulmates
>doesn't smoke
>assertive and somewhat dominant personality
>doesn't mind taking charge
>loves travelling and will travel with me
>knows what she wants in life and can take care of herself
>wants a relationship for life
Anyfemanonswith INFP personality out there?
>>29526491
26, I'm from somewhere people here hate so rather not say it.
>>29528060
How old are you?
Oregon
>>29528282
Turning 20 tomorrow
>>29515468
>texting men pretending to be girls is better than nothing
fag
>>29527803
What if I have problemos opening up but capable of quality conversations despite the first impression?
Not that I'll try because there are easily guys accessible better than me.
>>29528071
what traits would you like in a partner besides them being INFP?
>>29528328
Happy early birthday :)
I'm >>29527803
I'm not a perfect for you but I check off most of the boxes.
The only ones that I don't fit are:
-I do like anime. I'm not obvious or obnoxious about it though, most people I know would never guess that I like it.
-I am usually outgoing, but I'm shy when i'm intimidated.
-I'm not clingy
-I am religious (Christian)
-I've had 1 partner before
-going in to this, I am imagining it as temporary and for fun, not long term.
Where have you traveled? Do you have a favorite place that you've been to?
>>29528425
Well let's just chat right here and we can see if we like talking to eachother
What's your opinion on brexit?
Me:
black
Her:
anything, don't care if you're a landwhale I haven't got anything going for me anyway
>>29528477
I really don't mind if you've had a few partners before or if you are religious but not crazy about it and it's fine if you like anime just have something else to talk about you know?
Anyway, i live in the UK and travelled mostly to countries in the EU, Bulgaria, France, Italy, Germany, Slovakia, Hungary, Romania, Austria, Netherlands, Spain,and been to Morocco as well. And i'd say southern france was my favourite place.
Where do you live?
>>29528511
It's a fuck up situation. All over the social media there's too much fear. Aside from chain reaction of too instantaneous collapse of EU there's barely a thing to be afraid of. It's mostly negatives for everyone outside including Britain for the time being but there's a good chance their economy will grow, that's if they manage what money they got properly.
It's a bold move but with a lot of risk involved.
>>29528616
Oh wow you live in the UK? How's stuff been over there? Were you in favor of staying or leaving the EU? I made some friends in London when I went there last summer and they've all had very different views on the situation.
I live in the United States, east coast in the south.
>>29528740
I'm a bit scared and i didn't vote but i wanted them to stay in the EU, in fact it didn't really occur to me that they would really leave, i believed they wouldn't. Now the UK could fall apart. There is still about 2 years until they actually leave so maybe something will happen until then, we'll see. I'm just hoping the EU won't fall apart from this
>>29528692
Yeah, I can understand why so many people are scared. Even if the economic issues are temporary, it's still terrifying to see everything you've worked for crumble.
I think I agree with the principle behind the decision though. If the majority of people felt that they were not having their best interest represented in the EU, then it was a good decision to seperate and resolve to represent themselves.
>>29528823
Oh yeah, that is a concern. I wonder if this decision will pay off in the long run, or if it will have big consequences.
Why do you think so many people voted to leave, just from your personal observation?
>>29528871
It was mostly old people. Where i live, there has been a shitload of leave campaigns and only one remain. People voted to leave even though they had no idea what would happen and some probably didnt even know what the EU was. They just heard that it's something bad from the politicians campaigning for Leave and also that money Farage offered for the NHS or something. I really don't follow or care about politics.
>>29528871
>I think I agree with the principle behind the decision though. If the majority of people felt that they were not having their best interest represented in the EU, then it was a good decision to seperate and resolve to represent themselves.
My train of thought is similar. Have to keep in mind that it was 2% over half the voters though.
>>29527578
pls anyone ;_;
El originalio
>>29528871
>Why do you think so many people voted to leave
Not either of the ones you are replying to, but most of the people i know who voted leave (and judging by the fact that its mostly the Daily Mail type crowd) a lot of it was believing the fear-mongering and wishful thinking about there being a 'quick fix' to any problems we have. I think a lack of education and understanding about what the EU does also contributed. I don't think the EU is perfect by any means, but I think better negotiation should have been done (and also i don't really believe democracy is a good thing because so many people are incredibly stupid/susceptible to propaganda and i dont really want them making decisions that may have an effect on my life haha). Its also worrying now about who will replace Cameron - again, wasn't a big fan of him but he is much better than Farage or Boris Johnson. A lot of people like this whole 'straight talking, not your typical politician' shit (like Trump), but realistically we need to be on good terms with other countries and make rational decisions, which none of them do. Farage especially constantly goes back on his words yet the same people who would be ready to jump on Cameron or Corbyn for doing that just conveniently ignore it.
>>29528931
Haha yikes
To be honest I don't usually follow politics either, this was just interesting to me since It came outta no where.
Do you like animals?
>Looks:
22, Male, Latino, light skinned, 5'9", 194 lbs, Black hair, Brown eyes, Average looking I'd hope.
>Personality:
Shy, kind of awkward at talking, introverted, dependent, needy, clingy, insecure, very caring, can be very sweet, can be very loving.
>Hobbies/interests:
Posting on 4chan, video games although I've lost interest lately.
Anything else: Want a bf
>him
Looks: Ideally my age or older, not feminine,
Personality: Loyal, honest, trustworthy, patient, understanding, caring.
Hobbies: idk
>>29528060
I'd fit the bill for what you might be looking for but I'm Asian.
>>29529020
Yeah sure, but it depends, i really like exotic animals like geckos or birds and stuff, and some types of dogs as well. Do you have skype or something where we can talk?
>>29528998
>I don't think the EU is perfect by any means, but I think better negotiation should have been done
The EU never had our interests in mind, this was needed and thankfully we got out while we still had the chance before it got a lot more abrasive down the line
>>29528985
Yeah- I guess just compared to American politics that seems like a big number of people especially considering voter turnout.
But I agree that it was really close for such a big decision.
>>29528998
I agree with you.
That's actually my biggest fear about trump- I am worried as to whether or not he'll be able to handle foreign relations in a dignified, respectful way.
One of my friends mentioned an interesting persepctive to the whole "stay vs leave" idea.
She said that if the UK was not a part of the EU already, would you have voted to join it, or to remain independent?
>>29529053
Where do you live? I live in the UK and due to timezones and such i'm not really looking for someone on the other side of the world.
>>29527334
Oh cool! Im not particularly looking for a bf, but do you still want to chat?
>>29529091
I don't have a skype but here's an email:
[email protected]
>>29529154
Eh sure why not?
>>29529140
I live in the west coast USA. Oh well.
Probably not going to get any replies but it's worth a shot I guess.
>White fit guy, 5'11", not hideous, not chad
>Quiet, introverted, self-deprecating, kindhearted, moderately autistic, not very sexual, not easily offended or bothered by anything, bit of a shut-in but I enjoy doing new things, either alone, or I guess with someone close to me if I had something like that.
>Currently a uni student for mathematics, (hopefully) going on to grad school for mathematics, very much into video games, and most genres of music, but particularly niche electronic and experimental shit. Like to read and talk about politics too, and /out/doorsy shit is cool.Just recently started watching anime. Milliondollarextreme is pretty funny.
>>29529221
Imagine the odds of guys from Eastern Europe finding girls in the same region.
Not as bad as Asia tho.
>long distance internet relationships
Yeah, like those will go well.
/r9k/'s gender ratio (male - female) is like 10:1 so its very likely you'll end up texting with some neckbeard who's pretending to be a girl
>>29529130
I am glad in a way, i just worry about the uncertainty of it. I also feel like it may have burned some bridges you know? But we'll just have to wait and see i guess, i dont think anyone really knows what's going to happen. I do wonder how much that petition to repeat the referendum will do.
>>29529136
>whether or not he'll be able to handle foreign relations in a dignified, respectful way.
Yeah that's it, all of these leaders act like it'll be fine if we alienate everyone who doesn't see eye-to-eye with us, but that's not the case. I do genuinely worry (especially with trump as he's the most abrasive of them).
Hm i'm not sure, I have to say I don't really know that much about our economic history to give a proper answer (not that that stopped half the people chatting shit on the news about it haha). But I think leaving it is different to not joining in the first place - we have probably pissed a lot of people off whereas if we had just not joined they would probably at least have been neutral about us. But equally, joining gives more room for negotiation than just staying in or leaving, since we would have been a valuable asset to them we could potentially have negotiated better standing.
I bet there will be people trying to blame our terrible Eurovision results on Brexit next year
>>29529193
I'll drop you an email!
>>29524159
>sleeping on your back
Enjoy the sleep paralysis
>>29528450
This will probabily come a bit too late but. Traits? Some who is kind, simpathetic doesn't get grossed out by a loser like me. And by grossed out i don't mean physicaly just to make it clear. You'd have to be someone capable of putting up with a person with bpd it's not a serious case and generally the one who ends up suffering but still just warning. I like someone who's intelligent likes reading, watching movies listening to good music. I'd also prefer a person who doesn't follow extremist views that you generally see on 4chan and on /r9k/. I get sick of peope like that after spending so much time on here. But most of all someone who's looking for companionship as much as i am. Anyway this is a long as post sorry
>>29525131
I love you anon, I just want you to know you did something great today
>>29516721
where are the guys looking for belly gf when I need them?
>>29530181
right here friendo
oregon
>>29521925
you sound like me anon but your kik is broken
>MEMEMEME
Looks: brown hair, hazel/greenish eyes, ugly arm scars, not sure about the rest desu (tranny 20 years old UK)
Personality: needy, insecure, BPD (but i'm on loony pills so i'm good), bit retarded, legit autisms
Hobbies/interests: Not a whole lot desu, pretty standard loser NEET things
Anything else: can be a meanie but I don't mean to be
>Him
Be real, "not normal" , preferably not a serial killer, but I'm sure we could make it work if he is.
>>29516076
T A S
A
S
MtF tranny/19
5'1", passable including voice, people irl think I'm 15.
Into girls.
Love memes, vidya, technology, mango, animu, cooking, cute pets
Not really looking for long distance unless somehow same state in Australia.
But Australian friends are kewl
Already have too many male orbiters, so females or trannies (MtF or FtM), hell even intersex weirdos send me an email:
arbitrarydegeneracy at gmail dot com
>>29516721
Do you have a kik?
Oregeno
>Me
Looks: like a 4/10, black hair, pale skin, 6'0", very skinny (110 lbs)
Personality: reserved irl but quite the opposite online, relatively clingy toward people I care about
Hobbies/interests: nothing really. facebook (i only add internet friends and a handful of irls), vidya and 4chan
Anything else: no
>Her
Looks: im pretty open but my ideal gf would be 5'3" and slender with very light skin, dark hair, blue eyes
Personality: shy and quiet toward people, clingy just to the point where she enjoys being around me enough (not ridiculously clingy)
Hobbies/interests: uh similar things to me I guess but doesn't really matter much what she's in to
Anything else: no
>>29530520
my kik is
loveliestliesofall
>Me
Looks: Hiter Youth haircut, manlet, hazel eyes, brown hair, skele
Personality: paranoid and clingy
Hobbies/interests: 420 blaze it XD
>Him
Looks: pls have pale skin and dark hair
Personality: someone just as clingy as me
Hobbies/interests: someone who smokes would be gr8
>>29529241
skype
originiss
>>29530660
skelly boys are my no.1 fave
my kik is my name, post yours
>>29531308
I just copied and pasted from another post because I was lazy it was meant to be "her", but im also a deeply closeted bisexual. My kik is kkk3rn
>>29531107
anohn.
(I just made this now so the profile is pretty bare)
>>29516076
Contact? QLD here
>>29521955
Maybe cause hes not so patthetic to ree and call others chad when girls dont give him attention (read man child). If you want responses try putting something interesting in your bio and not rage like some neckbeard when they dont get responses
>>29515468
Never gonna work out. I've had 4 online ex-bfs. They all just send you a message when they want to do some funny business with you. Should have gotten something out of it before i quit contact. I guess i'm still human, altho not fully functional.
>>29533133
Whats the difference irl?
Me-
>Looks: Male, Short hair, growing it out to get a HY style undercut. thicker lips than most men, but a small mouth. Brown eyes, brown hair. Not that attractive, overweight but I am losing it.
>Personality: Kinda clingy, Realist, Unemphatic, but I can pretend.
>Hobbies/interests: Reading, sightseeing, videogames, and them sick gains. I also love history, specifically the World Wars.
Looking for-
>Looks: DESU as long as you don't way 400 pounds I will love you.
>Personality: Teasing, Cute, Introverted, et cetera.
>Hobbies/interests: Reading, Videogames, and History would be a plus, too.
>>29533175
Tbh senpai, i only had 1 bf irl and it was so shitty I actually prefer online bfs. Sex isnt even that good.
pls reply
Male
20
5'10"
White
140lbs
Interests: guns, hiking and backpacking, vidya and anime, in that order
At this point I don't even need a gf, I'd really just like someone to talk to where I don't have to feel embarrassed.
I'll check for replies to this post until the thread 404's so don't not reply just because it's an old post.
Pic is me and my dog at a young age.
thx
>>29533258
Cute doge.
Where you from anon?
>>29525626
im in texas too senpai lets share our rare pepe collections
>>29515468
Myself:
>5/10, 6 at best; 6', weird purgatory between skinnyfat and ottermode
>At the risk of sounding like a speshul snoflek, hard to describe. Some people like me a lot, others don't. Mostly chill, weirdly empathetic while maintaining emotional distance...see for yourself
>music, lit, babby philosophy, languages, developing bonds and then talking about said bonds with that person
Looking for
>around 5' or 5'10+ tall, not fat, long dark hair (all of this is pretty negotiable)
>Really the only requisite is if we get along well...specific personality traits aren't really predictive of that in my experience
>into an art form of some kind (preferably music, but can be anything)
I don't even know how to do these fucking surveys anymore, I can't articulate what it is I'm looking for
>>29533312
I'm from western NC and thank you
>>29525062
im this guy
please show me some love
>>29515468
Refer to this post for details.
>>29531484
>>29533222
So irl relations are shit and were not supposed to bother with online ones. Its looking bleek out there. What do?
mfw all my relationships have been online because i live in a island where girls are gandia shore tier tanned no brain girls.
Bump
Not gonna let this thread die to stupid cuckbait and BBC threads
>>29533961
yeah cause you'd surely get laid if you lived in a big city yes lets blame the fact that you live on an island for your lack of success with females yeah its totally not because you are a fucking ugly autistic piece of dogshit who will be alone forever no matter where you go please kill yourself
>>29533961
yes friend, that is why all your relationships have been online. it has nothing to do with your complete lack of social skills.
Me
>Looks:
2/10. Short and fat (not chubby but like 222lbs), long hair, glasses
>Personality:
Relaxed, asocial
>Hobbies/interests:
Reading (fantasy mainly), baking, music (I albums that tell stories)
>Anything else:
I've been isolating myself to a point that it's negatively impacting my life. I want someone to chat with.
Him:
>Looks
Glasses?
>Personality
Chatty, understanding. Sarcastic. Not paranoid.
>Hobbies/Interests
Scfi, out, facts n shit
>Other:
Doesn't live on the west coast.
>>29535953
>Doesn't live on the west coast
Is that because you live on the west coast?
>>29536232
>222lbs
She is the West Coast, nigga
>>29515509
This little faggot got into a heron addiction because of someone he hasn't even met IRL.
Me
>Looks: Pic related
>Personality: Kinda depressed and in desperate >need of love
>Hobbies: Competitive Sm4sh
>Anything Else: dying of Huntington's Disease
Him
>Looks: Balding White Guy
>Personality: Autistic and gullible
>Hobbies: Really good at Cloud in competitive Sm4sh
>>29517730
I left the thread last night but that would help. Are you still here?
>>29530417
>Lowest standards in the thread
>Still no replies
>>29537601
>tranny
do you still have a dick?
>>29537601
Would you date an ftm?
>>29537662
I do :(
>>29537678
I would
>>29537382
Country? I used to go to local tourneys for brawl and Sm4ash. Never played cloud though nor am I balding. Got the autistic part down for sure though.
>>29537715
post contact
srdkyfudtsueru
if anyone wants a bf that hardly talks and is below average in every way possible
i'm your guy
>>29537779
KIK:MissNutterButter
>>29537823
Do you want m or f?
>>29537823
I'll be your girl if you're willing to buy things for me every now and then.
>>29538052
I'll buy you stuff if you suck my cock every now and then
>>29538073
Awesome how you reply to the girl asshole.
>>29538073
Sure :)Did you even read the OP dumbass?
Looks: male, been told i look cute, but im quite overweight, not morbidly obese
Personality: laid back, submissive, will like anything you like, or at least give it a try
Hobbies/interests: vidya, and birds
Anything else: skype: seraph-sun
>>29518262
And then they turn around and talk about how women are boring. Robots can't into self awareness, more news at 11
>>29523917
>Teehee I'm a femanon I would totally date a robot
Who the fuck are you actually quoting retard?
me
>looks
19, female, 5'3, 95 lbs, ghastly pale, dark circles, green eyes, longish brown hair, braces
>personality
shy, insecure, very very very alone, distant, anxious, too many feelings
>hobbies/interests
music. 4chan /r9k/ /mu/ shitposting etc. traveling alone or with someone i love would be very fun too but i am scared, o and watching movies and reading
him
>looks
i really like korean guys..dark hair and brown eyes are very attractive to me
slightly tanned skin is really nice as well
i dont care about height/age/weight as long as they arent like 400lbs or something but skelemode is the cutest
>personality
shy/introverted, funny, honest, would do spontaneous stuff with me
>hobbies/interests
liking music too is the only one i can think of
wanting to travel would be nice as well
>>29538216
> liking music too is the only one i can think of
Guitar player since childhood
You sound fun,wanna be chat-friends?
>>29535953
Are you a KHV though?
>>29538216
>95 pounds
a.Spooky
b. Scary
c. Skeleton
d. All of the above
The answer is D
>looks.
Aus,M, 6'3 skinnyfag. Brown hair and eyes, like to think I look alright, had some attractive gfs/ hookups. But I have a slight chicken neck and permanently broken nose because I can't afford 10 grand to fix it
>personality.
Nervous, inferiority complex, awkward as hell, needy and clingy.
>hobbies/interests.
Books, movies, anime, vidya, self-loathing, occasional drug use.
I work on a beach and spend a fair bit of time at sea. Guess that's everything.
>>29523993
>no contact Info
yeah this is bait
>>29538216
>tfw skellymode
>long straight black hair
>light tanned skin
gimme the contact plz
>>29523433
Psychotic ugly ass roastie who expects a 10/10 but only has shit to offer
just kys
