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Boyfriend application thread: Robots, post your app Fembots pls
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Boyfriend application thread:
Robots, post your app
Fembots pls respond

Me:
>26
>Korean, but I cant speak korean
>5'9.5"
>~6" weiner
>average build
>face of a 17 year old
>KHV, not even a single female friend
>Just finished medical school, becoming a doctor starting monday
>likes anime but has shit taste
>likes music but has shit taste
>dont do drugs or smoke, but drinks sometimes
>dont give a shit about politics or religion
all i want is a fembot gf to watch anime and cuddle with and possibly make mixed babies with. im way too anxious to meet girls in real life, i reckon i only got into medical school because my stats were way above average
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>>29529364
what's your apm in starcraft?
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>>29529404
i dont know, im shit at starcraft. i had difficulty even beating the campaign mode of legacy of the void on the hardest difficulty
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>>29529364
Me

>21
>Britbong
>5'9"
>blue eyes and blond
>slim
>look older than my age
>stubble
>KHV, never had a female friend
>part time wagecuck, living at home
>atheist
>will go outside but only for quiet walks
>reads a lot, also likes tennis, football, golf, politics, history, vidya
>never watched anime
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Hello fembots of /r9k/! I am a lonely male that is looking for a gf. I know, I know, I'm just some stranger on the internet why would you want to date me? Right? Well let's fix that let me introduce myself. My name is anon I am a 20 y/o male with a variety of interests. I study biology at a mid tier American university hoping to one day complete medical school. Some of my hobbies include reading classic literature, learning German, going on wilderness adventures, and drawing (along with the standard music, movies etc). Physically I am 5'9 inches tall and weigh 168 pounds. I've been told I have a young looking face and also have a slightly receded hairline. I am fairly muscular, mildly hairy, and have a 6.3x5 inch penis. Mentally I have anxiety and low self confidence, but I am working on it! Also if I fall in love with you, I will likely become very clingy, trying to cuddle often (I've never done it but imagine I would enjoy it immensely), and if you would ever cheat on me and break my heart I imagine I would go crazy and possibly homi/suicidal haha.

Pls respond
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>>29529364
>doctor
>no girlfriend

you're fucking up somewhere

Doctors are the most attractive occupation according to women
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Pic related, it's my cat.

me:
>19
>Dutch
>around 185 cm
>Nothing to complain about here
>Kinda athletic (I eat healthy and excersize in my room (or once every half month in the gym) when bored, I get bored a lot).
> I guess I have a good face? I really don't know actually..
> starting University this year
> I like anime, favourites are Steins;Gate, Monster, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, Baccano!, Berserk, Cowboy Bebop, Death Note, Haibane Remnei, Paranoia agent, Ping Pong the animation, One Punch Man, etc.
> Also like music, favourite bands are Muse, Gorillaz, Pink Floyd, Linkin Park, Queen, The Glitch Mob, Electric Light Orchestra, and more stuff like that.
> Don't smoke, don't drink (alcohol) but I do other drugs like LSD and psilocybin containing stuff once a month or so., and tea.
> Non-religious. Have a lot of opinions regarding politics but I don't give a shit if you share them or not.

Searching for: Somebody from the Netherlands or Belgium. A female (or very, very pretty and feminine male). Around my age. If you're on this board we probably share enough interests.
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>>29529898
You seem good on first impression but people become bored very quickly with you. It's not that you have unappealing personality but rather "vanilla" one.
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>23
>canadian
>6 feet tall
>one wiener
>no missing limbs
>have decent beard
>face is okay enough that your parents won't say anything bad about me behind my back
>engineer but I only do it for money. in that sense I'm an engineering prostitute
>movies/tv: watched japanese battle royale wrestling yesterday and cried of laughter
>music: posted in the CHVRCHES thread like a few minutes ago saying "I like her music but don't really think of her beyond that".
>don't do drugs or drink, but all my friends do so that still makes me cool sort of.
>only in politics and religion for the memes
>only on /r9k/ for the memes
>must like dogs
>and dank memes
bonus points if you have dank dog memes.
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>>29529989
sorry, forgot to reference the CHVRCHES post, I know that can be a deal breaker (>>29529842)
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Yeah why not

Me
>21
>brazillian
>5'8''
>ottermode
>17yo face too, can't grow beard
>glasses, big nose
>have had one gf
>studying medicine
>like some animu and mango, pseudo-hipster music, cartoons
>started practicing muay thai recently
>know some german, used to learn it
>generally don't have much free time, which I spend in 4chan
>have a guitar and keyboard, but only use it to play some zelda songs
>used to drink but not much recently, don't do other drugs
>optimistic, funny and happy personality
>don't like fights, but I tend to be passive-agressive, though. Trying to change it

Her
>nice
>smart
>loyal
>skinny
>funny
>likes spending time together
>can be clingy, but understand that we won't be seeing each other
>lives next to me

Honestly, it seems impossible
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>>29529947
D:
How do you know? Why do you think so?
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>>29530043
>>have had one gf
REEEEEEEEEEE get out
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>18
>5'11
>Normal body type, slightly toned
>150 lbs
>6.5 inch dick
>Virgin
>Planning in majoring in biochem
>likes swimming( was on HS swimteam), playing Alto Saxophone( was in Marching Band), vidya(not excessively)
>don't do drugs of any kind and am actually allergic to nicotine
>kind of socially retarded, but I do have friends

>>29529871
I wonder why that is
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>19
>German
>really fat
>192 cm =~6'3''
>raised bilingual by British dad and German mom
>started going to college for physics with 15
>dropped out, currently applying for other courses
>likes vidya, all kinds of music if they got a twist or hook or a good music video
>slightly suicidal
>major depressive disorder
>either schizoid personality disorder or autism
>loves the idea of vr
>can deal okay with people, make few close connections
>not interested in sex, but might partake in it if partner requests
>don't really care what gender you are if I like you
>moral relativist
>atheist
>sees politics as a joke
>crippling allergies all spring summer and fall
>likes to play coop games or play games together like portal, splinter cell, chivalry, mmos if they sound interesting (and have a healer class), borderlands, crawl, etc. Basically any game as long as the person I'm playing with us fun

I just want someone I can be alone with.
It seems I am an all around... Not so great package, but I have a cool English surname though, and if I stop being depressed at some point I might look pretty good, judging from the non fat looks of the rest of my family.
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>>29530295

Oh I forgot
>used to play piano and some guitar
>glasses for driving, otherwise eyes are ok, keep them in so I don't forget them though
>caffeine has no effect on me due to desensitization with tea from birth
>don't like taste or effect of alcohol, don't drink
>asthma from allergies, so don't smoke
>slight birth defect at heart, nothing serious though
>brain seems to be in working condition according to recent mrt scans
>can't be social in person for extended periods of time without sufficient rest
>decent teeth

I have no clue why I'm writing all this shit. Nothings gonna come from it anyway.
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Fembot here, but sorry none of you really seem appealing.

Sorry I really do feel bad for you but you all sound just... unattractive.

Good luck finding someone.
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>>29530501
Be gone troll! Or explain why if you're real.
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>>29530501
I second this

I give up on men. Hbu, wanna just fall in lesbians with me?
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Any robots willing to talk to a fembot that likes morbid memes?

>Pic related

I posted it on fb not ever 24 hours after it occurred.
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>>29531111
I'm also a fembot but you sound chill and I'm always down to exchange morbid memes
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>>29529871
i know im fucking up somewhere but the fact still stands that i have no gf

besides im technically not a doctor till next week
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>>29530501
>>29531019
How does>>29530184 sound unappealing. He sounds like a bro. Females really are trash
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>>29531362
>150 lb
I only like skinny creep bois
If he were 120 lb or less I would reconsider
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>>29529364
>20
>Mexican
>5'10
>7.5 x 5.5
>toned
>sort of baby faced
>not a KHV (three partners)
>chemistry major
>like anime, vidya, books
>do drugs and drink, but never by myself
>only concerned with politics involving the YOU ESS AYYYYYYYY; don't care about religion (atheist/agnostic if it matters to you)

If you're interested, just drop your Skype or Steam or something. I'm from Chicago, so it would be great to get buds from around here.
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>>29531484
Ay I'm also in Chicago
I'm voting trump tho
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>22
>Canadian
>5'2
>8.5"
>Twink build
>Solid amount of experience and alot of BDSM
>Studying history
>Semi-Weeb
>Trip-hop/Down-tempo
>Smoke that dank shit
>Don't get a shit about religion
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>>29529898
Cute cat, do you hate refugees too?
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>>29531510
I'm voting for Trump as well, my friend.

I didn't go to the primaries because I didn't want the liberals to kill themselves just yet.

What neighborhood?
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>>29529364
you are my dream bf desu
quit your job and travel the world with me
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bumping this for all the robots out there
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>>29529364
>korean but cant speak korean
you fucked up anon. if you could speak korean you could get a cute kpop loving gf.
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are all of you so desperate for any gf you wont even post one or two things you'd want beyond extremely vague things like
>loyal
>funny
>kind
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>>29529364
>tfw this fucking gook is the same age as you and has a bigger penis and is also a doctor and has friends

I hope you can't see through your slanty eyes and walk into traffic and die, normchink
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>>29532737
that's because marketing yourself is a feminine as fuck skill
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>>29532768
attaching genders to qualities is pretty sad anon
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>>29532796
being small and weak is a feminine quality, if you disagree you are lying
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>>29532828
i think the guys in gentle femdom threads would disagree with you
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>>29529364
Shouldnt have mentioned that you are a doctor as women/whores will want to date you simply for the money, and its impossible to distinguish the golddigging whores from the ones who actually like you. If you really want to find someone who likes you and not just your money then dont mention your occupation at all or make up some bullshit if they really pressure you.
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>>29532855
i think guys in gentle femdom threads are attracted to women with masculine traits

alternatively, guys in gentle femdom threads have no romantic hope so they put all their chips into hoping for a girl to save them from lonliness
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>>29531669
Skokie, but I drive to the city every day for summer school. Livin the dream
Hbu?
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>>29533134
I live all the way by the south side, anon.

You tryna fuck?
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>>29533327
No, sorry, I only Iove homicidal boys
Murder me or get out
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>>29529364

Where you at OP? Do you have pic? I wanna believe ;-;
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>>29533384
I'll murder you in bed.
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>>29533415
Shoot me with a rifle 4 times like I'm Nancy Lanza so I know it's real
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>>29533518
I can shoot more than four times in one night if you catch my drift.
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>21
>USA
>6'3
>average body
>into avant shit music and films
>wants to travel
>interested in a lot of humanities subjects
>not into gentle femdom/mommy /r9k/ fetishes
>drinks, smokes occasionally, sometimes drugs
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>>29533571
You got a semi-auto or are you just bein horny? Cause I'm not dtf
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>>29533644
I'm flirting, anon.

Anyway, aren't guns banned in Chicago?
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>>29529364

>20
>Portuguese, mostly northern ancestry
>5'9"
>Stocky
>Face of an 18 year old, buy growing a beard
>Virgin, but not kissless
>At university studying to become a translator, but family members keep trying to pass their companies off to me
>Like anime with pretty decent taste
>Like music with pretty decent taste
>Drink, ocasionally take light, non addictive/destructive stuff
>Mostly centrist, if only because on some issues with particularly left wing (Such as preservation of art for historic value and the value of humanities), while on others I'm particularly right wing (The importance of nationalistic values and the banishment of socialist ideologies from Europe)

I want a fembot gf to play music with and cuddle and hopefully lift and just go on walks with. Also I like vidya a lot, but I'm saving up for a new desktop since my old pc broke

hmu
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>>29529989

Where in Canada? How do you feel about Americlaps?
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>>29531621
You can't really be five two
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>>29533605
Hard femdom? I have better taste in music and cinema than you
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>>29533959
>Hard femdom?
No femdom
>I have better taste in music and cinema than you
I'm no so sure I believe that lol
Do you have a last.fm or rym?
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>20
>Brit (MtF)
>6'ft e_e
>Skinny, but used to be fat
>maybe 5/10 on a casual day
>V, never had a "real" boyfriend
>Emotionally Unstable NEET
>Little Interest in anything desu
>Spend most days listening to "screamo shit" and doing fuck all
>Smoke cigs (no drugs)
>Drink on occasion

I WANT A ROBOT BF!
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>>29534038
i am gril

i choose you
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>>29533873
translator for what languages?
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>>29534024
No RYM banned me for the memes. I studied cinema and make film installations government funded.
I'm really only interested in clit and (your) butt stuff so leave your kik if you want
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>24 years old
>jewish (ethnically, not religious) so i have a lot of jew features
>kissless virgin, never even asked a girl out
>5'9", very skinny
>7 inch penis, get told by girls online how huge and beautiful it is

>haven't had friends since i was probably 13 years old
>don't really listen to music besides rap/hip hop which i just put on cause i like the beats
>pretty misanthropic, cynical, sarcastic, bitter, anger problems
>basically just a class clown, have been told i have quick wit with comebacks and observational humor, always making people laugh
>kind of a dick, won't have a problem with teasing/insulting/being slightly mean to you
>won't sugarcoat things or fawn over you, instead will tease you

I'm not really boyfriend material unfortunately.
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>>29533925
Nah mate, I'm legit 5'2. I ain't posting shit on here though, take my word for it.
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>>29529364
>19
>Swedish - In Sweden
>average build, 6ft1, been working out I can not bench 200 lbs
>6.5 inch wieneroo
>Face is alright I guess (I did modeling as a 7 year old you guise)
>I don't have female friends
>Start uni in two months
>I watch some anime movies
>I like music - been playing bass for a while
>Don't do drugs- I don't have a problem with it, I drink pretty much every weekend
>I don't care about your religion / political views, I am personally pretty individualistic

I don't know why the fuck I'm posting here, I know I won't get any response, not kissless just a virgin.
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>>29534062
OMG OMG OMG
for real?
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>>29534134
no harm in talking
kik is todestrieb1
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>>29534223
>5'2"
>8.5 dick

Either one of these stats is not true
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>>29534302
Ment to say

"one of these stats is not true"
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>>29534302
If it makes you feel any better, it ain't that thick
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>>29534077

End game goal is Spanish, Portuguese, Italian, French and English. Right now I only speak Portuguese, Spanish and English (Obviously) and my next goal is Italian, which I'm working on over the summer.
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>>29530295
>really fat
stopped right there
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>>29534232
you sound cute anon add me on skype if you want : yungkitz
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>>29534188
I like Jews, are you cute?
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>>29534038
You sound really cute

>>29530501
Shut up roastie
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>have no idea what women value in a partner
>not even competent enough to lie or cherrypick qualities that would make me seem attractive
>all my hobbies are self indulgent and could probably not be used to serve society
>abandonment issues bc tfwnomom
>personality issuses bc neurosis+egoism
>drawingpads-full-of-mecha-sketches tier autism
>neet shut/out/, spend my of my time sitting alone by creeks and rivers and reading/doodling
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>>29530501
i agree. most of them don't seem appealing. like they don't have a personality
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>>29534893
It's really hard to get across your personality in like, 5 lines of texts. You're really good at it though, I can already tell you're a cunt.
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>>29534778
Thanks anon, wanna be my BF?
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>>29534937
i mean you can at least say a bit more than the generic stuff everyone keeps saying.
But yes i am a cunt! thanks for noticing!
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>>29534529
Yeah alright but only if username is from leany and the reason you want to add me is becuase I have a meme accent
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>22
>6 feet tall
>blonde hair, blue eyes
>$450k in my bank account
>drive a Porsche
>make art
>???
>i already have a gf

your move, roasties
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>>29534893
fuck off whore, women don't have to do anything but sit back and wait for their roasties flaps to be tingled. Develop your own personality.
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>>29535381
>in the apply for a gf thread
>calls people whores
good plan there
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>>29534982
M-maybe anon, but I'm too anxious to talk to my parents most days, never mind a qt trap
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>27
>Mexican't
>6'5.5 ~ 196.8cm. musclebear
>7" dick
>Face of a defeated man, only shaving beard+moustache when invited out for dinner (usually boss and his family. i dont know why they like me so much)
>Not kisless, virgin
>Not following any religious belief, unlike 99% mexicants
>Working for a private company, want to drop current job to finish degree on engineering physics
>Likes chinese cartoons
>Likes multiple genres of music
>Vidya on free time, exercising based on my vidya mistakes (deaths/defeats/etc)
>No drugs, drinks socially or in despair
>Often depressed, seeing psychiatrists and multiple doctors every fortnight.
>11+ cats living in my backyard
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>>29534567
Stop beating around the bush. Yes I am fairly well off.
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>>29535446
kek my chances are already zero (why do you think I'm here in the first place), plus I enjoy seing women BTFO
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>>29535555
>fivefivefivefive
roasties confirmed for btfo
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>24
>French canadian
>5'10"
>6" uncut benis
>skinnyfat build
>isis style neckbeard
>KHV, no friends, male or female
>studying engineering, working as a research assistant
>not really a fan of the chinese cartoon but can watch them
>more a fan of western cartoons (including horse show)
>likes all kinds of music
>don't drink, smoke or do drugs
>roman catholic
>mostly conservative

I wish I had a normal gf with traditional values to marry her and start a family with her.
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>>29535492
Don't worry I'll be nice :)
KIK?
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>>29535731
>roman catholic
>on r9k
oh anon what are you doing here?

>was raised catholic
>figured out i was gay
>left the church
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>>29535555
It's so hypocritical really.

>a woman
>accusing literally anyone of not having a personality
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>>29532902
being a doctor really doesn't help you in the dating game in real life, at least not nearly as much as youd think
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>[Omitted]
>[Omitted]
>Over 5'11
>[Omitted]
>Average build
>Average face
>Not a KHV
>[Omitted]
>[Omitted]
>[Omitted]
>[Omitted]
>I occasionally read folk tales and religious or mythology texts for wisdom
>I don't want you roastie, I wan to go on an adventure

Donate to my kickstarter to help me live my dreams.
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>>29529364
anon you sound qt
i am a white girl who always posts
>tfw no qt korean bf
in threads
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>>29531707
I wish i can just quit, i am nervous as fuck to start. are you super rich to the point where i don't need to work? if so then traveling sounds good

>>29532704
its not my fault i cant speak korean, my parents never taught me. i dont really care much for kpop either

>>29533385
a-a-are you a qt shy fembot that loves anime though?
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>it's another 'anon makes the same post and gets no replies again' episode

Oh boy here we go

>21, 5'11, from the eastern coast of Clapistan
>fit build, slightly "bear"ish I guess
>average face
>majoring in mathematics, (hopefully) going on to be a professor
>introverted and slightly autistic, self deprecating, kind, somewhat of a shut-in but enjoy trying new things.
>likes anime but entry level as fuck taste
>likes vidya, most new stuff doesn't really grab my attention, Dark Souls, Deus Ex, Metroid, Metal Gear Solid, Quake, platformers, and most SNES and 90s computer games are my favorites.
>extreme love of music, listen to really niche shit for the most part that's probably not even that good, like power electronics and obscure analog house cassettes, but I enjoy most genres of music, especially post-hardcore, noise rock, ambient, and postpunk. indie/p4kcore is okay too.
>Don't watch a whole lot of films but I dig the 'artsy' shit like Synecdoche New York or Godard
>Enjoys discussing politics and reading about political theory, and /out/doorsy shit.

It'd just be nice to find someone who tolerates my taste in music, enjoys learning new shit, and would like to play vidya, cuddle, talk politics together, and do fun stuff like hiking or watching cozy documentaries or laugh at normalfags.
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>>29533924
Mississauga and indifferent.
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>looks: pic related
>personality: depressive, pessimistic, lonely, smart but lazy, nice and kind (thought i can get sort of bipolar/borderline at times)
>hobbies: anime, manga, drawing, vidya gamus, arguments and drama (with people i don't know, feels nice to fuck someone over when i don't know them)

i am currently in a long distance steam relationship with some guy but i'm sure it's going to fail soon just like my other 2 relationships. my bfs always seem end up blaming me for being manipulative and a complete bitch and i have no idea why, all i ever try to do is open up and get close to them
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>>29537853
Here is your (You).
Bears are underappreciated in the dating market.
Lose that excess fat, become a prof. and wait to drown in pussy in your late twenties and thirties.
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>>29538436
>my bfs always seem end up blaming me for being manipulative and a complete bitch and i have no idea why,
Hmmmm....
Why? How?
Hmmmm...
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>>29538548
Thanks anon, that's the kindest thing anyone's said to me in a long time.
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>>29538436
is this a girl
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>>29538600
>hobbies: drama


What do you think anon
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>>29538617
Well I couldn't tell
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>282 months old
>working a decent paying job
>been told I have a pleasant voice
>looking young despite being 14,950 weeks old
>about to get my own place
>little to no dating experience
>average height, no allergies or defects or mental problems
>tend to be on the quiet side but also cheery and enthusiastic around familiar people.
>love animals, mostly the kind that don't rip my face off or maim me.
That's all I can think of right now.
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>>29538585
Don't mention it, bro. Sometimes a little perspective is all it takes.
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>>29529364
>23
>ausfag
>6'2"
>slightly muscular build but with beer belly
>good face but inable to grow full beard
>4 previous relationships longest being 2 years
>never going to finish my degree in comms
>2nd year electrician apprentice
>like live music/bands
>hate crowds (kill me now)
>daily drinker (functional alcoholic I guess) smoker too
>believe that multiculturalism has reached its benefits; time to close our borders and focus on the inequalities in our country
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>>29538676
You like animals. I like animals. You're about to get your own place so we can have lots of loud sex. It's a perfect match!
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Fuck off to

>>>/soc/

With this bullshit. This whole thread is fucking gay as hell you circlejerking faggots.
>>
>>29538728
That was quick. This thread is pretty great. Thanks OP for starting it so we may find our matches.
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>>29538747
Is babby sad? Oooh, so sorry, babby.
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>>29529364
i can't speak korean either

hi
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>>29538436
Three words:

Seek. Mental. Help.
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>>29534188
>>29535508
I was just about to say I think jews are cute too.
Forgot about the whole money stereotype.
I just like the features, like the dark curly hair.
>>
>20, m
>powerlifting/mma
>full time jobbie job
>fast car
>5'6
>ok, us

Hmu ladies
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>powerlifting/mma
>fast car
>5'6
This is bait, isn't it?
not giving you any (You)s.
>>
No that is literally me
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>>29538436
I'll be your bf anon!!

og btfu
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Me

>23
>German-American
>5'11
>brown eyes and hair
>healthy weight
>still cant grow an actual beard
>single all my life
>no college education
>work as a floorman in east Texas
>live in single bedroom apartment
>enjoy building model tanks and airplanes
>favourite music artists are yngwie malmsteen, bruce dickinson, Lemmy, and Devin Townsend
>favorite anime is Black Lagoon
>favorite movie is Spinal Tap
>smoke and drink regularly
>libertarian leaning on economic issues, centrist on social issues, agnostic when it comes to religion
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>>29539344
are you cute and in love with animu?
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>>29535508
I've got parimony too bb leave your contact
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>>29539380
yes
og com3btjnl
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>21
>Very very brown
>unpleasantly plump
>average girl height
>I do art. Going to school so I can get a job teaching art.
>I like anime but I'd rather read manga. I especially like horror and silly slice of life ones.
>My music taste is all over the play. But i usually listen to indie hipster shit.
>I like video games. Especially rpgs. Unfortunately I play them alone. I hate people. I'd play mmos if people weren't involved.
>Don't smoke. Drink on occasion.
>I hate talking about religion and politics.
>I can be a bit hot headed, but I apologize afterwards
>I like animals, got a few pets.
>never had a bf. They seem like a hassle, but idk.

And that's it.
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>>29529364
>18
>canuck
>5'10
>average dick
>no facial hair
>overweight, bordering on obese
>average looking face, fuck tones of acne bring me down a few points though
>never had a gf before, still a virgin
>about to go into my second year of uni (studying geography)
>still live with parents
>no car or cell-phone
>favorite movie is big lebowski
>favorite anime/manga is JoJo
>favourite artist is David Bowie
>dont smoke, only drink on special occassions
>left-libertarian on most issues, quickly becoming disillusioned with modern liberals and their bullshit
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>>29539472
Post pic now bloxogotg
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>>29539571
I look a little something like this. ;D
Quite the catch, I know.
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>24
>Ausfag
>6'3
>Auschwitz skinny
>Like to think my face is alright, get some attention from girls just can't deal with it most of the time, had a few attractive gfs/hookups but they leave once they realize how far gone I am.
>Smoked weed from age 13 till about 6 months ago (probably why im so skinny) don't anymore but I'm sure I have some lingering psychological problems because of it
>Have a pretty good circle of friends
>Like anime, vidya, movies that aren't summer blockbuster trash, do a bit of reading also
>Currently manage a boat hire and spend a lot of time at sea, moving to Melbourne in September to study next year.
>Not sure what I'll be studying, it's currently between creative writing if I decide to do what makes me happy, or data analysis if I want something that I can actually see a career forming from.
>Not religious.
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>>29529898
Don't post your cat
Fembots hate cats
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>>29539676
Gtfo
Everybody likes cats
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>>29539710
Nope, it's been scientifically proven that all fembots hate cats.
Experts extrapolate that sentiment may be held by ALL women.
I'm working on an official report of my findings.
Just know, fembots hate cats, especially kittens.
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any more anons 25+? i am original
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>>29539735
Are you that annoying black guy who talks about his cats all the time?
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>>29539984
I am not a nigger, no. I have dogs, but we had a kitty when I was younger.
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NEET dropout who's into artsy shit. I like music and have also made some of my own, I'm a pretty decent singer as well. I go around my city and take photos too. I enjoy exercising, preferably swimming and walking. The walks I take are usually long, and accompanied with long, in-depth conversations. I like to bounce ideas back and forth with people so I can reflect on myself and my surroundings. Having someone to learn and develop with makes it more enjoyable.
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>20
>US
>5'8
>skelly
>6/10
>anime irl
>neet
>have 2 irl firends so not a full robot
>hkv
>basic neet hobbies (anime/vidya/co/mu)
>bi cause I like cuteguys and traps
>dont drink or smoke
>fat beaner dick
>no meme illnesses
>too romantic for my own good
>charismatic
>thoughtful (usually just overthinking tho)

alright gimme them insults so I can be dissapointed at every new (you)
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