What does /r9k/ think of CHVRCHES?
>>29529817
I don't listen to much music but I really like their first album.
>>29529817
I like her music. Don't really think of her beyond that.
>>29529817
Generic electropop
>tfw no 5ft gf
>>29529817
My ex bf likes them...
I couldn't get into them.
>>29529817
the V subbed for a U makes me think of germany. then I think of nazis. then i get warm.
>>29529817
She's so fucking cute..Reminds me of the only girlfriend I ever had.
I want to be her tampon boy desu.
>>29529817
A shitlib like every other musician. Generic shitty music.
>>29529925
that explains your obsession with her.
>>29529817
I was introduced to them when I listened to a chicane podcast. They are pretty good. My favorite song is "Recover"
First album was good, second one was shit, then Larry Mayberry went full SJW and it pissed me off.
Oh and this mix of Tether is nice:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioq_t_GHBtg
ITT tampon boys
>>29530240
She was a SJW before that.
>Oh anon, you are making all these threads, for me? I'm so flattered! You must be really into our music. Surely, there has to be something I can do for you. Yes, anon, I'm on my "strawberry week", but why would you ask me that? No anon, there is absolutely no way you may "berry your dick" inside me. Eww, creep, get away from me!
>>29530532
brandon's literally obsessed with her and has been banned from shows
>>29530974
It's never been confirmed.
their music is 80s electro garbage and that girl can't sing worth a shit
i want to be lauren's little baby tampon boy. i want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. she would stick me into her hoo-hoo and i would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo-goo ga-gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. i want to feel her lauren mayberry blood inside my little goo-goo ga-ga baby tampon body. i want to absorb her hoo-hoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo-goo ga-ga like a little rolly-polly baby boy. it would be orgasmic to know i am one with her hoo-hoo lauren mayberry blood and i would giggle and goo-goo ga-ga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as i roll around in her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo-goo ga-ga body. then i want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little baby tampon boy body so that her lauren mayberry hoo-hoo blood and juices spill all over her lauren mayberry face. it would hurt and i would scream in pained goo-goo ga-gas as pain envelops my little baby tampon boy body until i reach full climax and turn back into grown human man.
>>29530532
She has unnaturally dark eyes, it weird me out.
>>29531951
she's a succubus assigned from satan himself to feed off beta males that wish they had a chance with her. their energy and yearning for her keeps her alive.
>>29531931
Thanks famalamarino
>>29529817
2nd rate carles-bait
I fucking love their music and I hardly ever listen to music. I don't understand why though, but they really appeal to me.
>>29530149
What happened here?
slfjsdkff
I guess the way I feel about them is the way many people feel about Burzum.
>>29532065
She's Pre-Carles.
He actually went after me once because I said he wasn't funny anymore.
>>29532095
>2011
>pre-carles
illuminaughty
>>29532080
Someone linked her a full-on tampon-boy /mu/-thread on twitter, she freaked out and all her white knight orbiters jumped in.
http://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/music/news/chvrches-singer-lauren-mayberry-responds-to-misogynistic-online-abuse-over-new-music-video-leave-a-10461034.html
>>29532148
the pasta's with brandon are the funniest shit I've ever seen
>>29529817
>>29530532
she's so cute
too bad she's a sjw
>>29532083
that could mean literally everything
>>29529817
shes a bleeding fukken self rightous cunt...bitch
>>29532175
She probably only fucks black guys.
>>29532185
No it can't. It can mean a limited number of things.
holy fuck
i am listen to Chvrches cover of Arctic Monkeys rigth now
and its very very good
>>29532251
>shit group covers shit group
wow 10/10 aoty
Overrated as fuck. Can't see how anyone can sit down and listen to an album of them.
I feel like they're overly generic and probably manufactured. The two guys somehow manage to look dumb, as in unintelligent, in all their music videos. A big part of the success of their music seems to be sounding and looking (in music videos) modern, combined with Lauren's young-girl whiney voice which apparently resonates with a lot of males (see Grimes). I haven't really listened to the lyrics much but from what I've heard they sound more nonsensical than most music. It's basically trash and I wouldn't want to be seen listening to it.
Lauren may seem cute, but I suspect she's had sex with a lot of Chads and puts up a huge bitch-shield for anyone approaching her. Small girls like that also tend to have very strong smelling body odours, she probably smells like chicken.
>>29532251
>Arctic Monkeys rigth now
hate them
>>29532274
>>29532274
>manufactured
Nope.
>>29532267
>shit answer for a shit post
we did it folks
>>29532274
This is pretty much the most omega and utterly ridiculous thing I've read on here in ages and you should feel completely ashamed of yourself for posting it.
And I think Chvrches suck
>>29532302
>shit response to a shit post for a shit post
>>29532313
i am not doing this fuck off
>>29532378
i win haha fuck you nigger
>>29529817
she reminds of an 16 autistic girl that i know so bad
I just want to love her, and hear her say that she loves me in that thick scottish accent as she lays her head on my shoulder as she cuddles up next to me.
Fuck I'm so lonely, but I know my fellow robots can relate.
>>29532620
>Brandon, I love you, I don't want to do anything tonight. I'm tired from the show. You can understand right? I haven't even began to calm down with my schedule, interviews, all of it, I'm exhausted. You look like you're tired too, so lets just fall asleep in each others arms. I love it when you wrap you arm around me. I feel safe, loved, and cared for. I have to get up early so lets just sleep tonight my love.
Rate my recent Google music stations
>>29532721
That's fine. I drank a lot tonight, it kills me when I'm not with you. Even when you are I feel so detached, I know this is your career and what you love. I just feel so isolated from you, the only time I really get to even see you and hold you is when you're done with everything. The girl I fell in love with, I can barely speak to anymore, you're so caught up with everything I feel there's no time for me. IT isn't just about sex, it's about having you around me, I love you. This is starting to kill both of us and I don't want things to fall apart.
>>29532752
7/10
needs more CHVRCHES
>>29532793
just imagine the rush of power she feels, just like on stage
>>29532793
i have no idea why but this made me feel
>>29529817
qt girl
shit music
saw them live 3/10
>CHVRCHES
More like CVNTS
They're shit
>>29532793
>Brandon, your breath smells of whiskey. How much of those oxy's have you taken tonight? If I'm doing this to you, I don't want you to keep on destroying yourself over me. I thought you where the perfect one for me, but I'm not so sure anymore, I don't want you to end up dead over me.. Didn't the doctor already say your liver is elevated?
>>29532981
Yeah, I was told I have an elevated liver, but it's because of my past issues. It has nothing to do with you. I can't defend the oxy's, I've been on and off them for years.
>>29532620
my god, you're fucking everywhere
>>29533195
/mu/,/x/,/fit/,/sp/ and /r9k/ are the boards I usually post on.
>>29533224
you need to get laid Brandon
>>29533224
i've seen you post on 8.ch too, lauren thread with stevis
>>29529817
>cheverches
Do you have any self-respect, cvck?
>>29532148
Anyone save the thread?
>>29533338
BRANDON WHAT FUCK
>>29533375
I know, my excuse was ambien.
>>29533341
https://archive.is/1NOVH
>>29533601
She lifts? Plz?
>>29534579
wonder what her protein farts smell like
>>29533601
I have not watched this video in ages, I am beyond hard right now man
Cute little boobs
>>29533184
>Brandon, just go to sleep. You're drunk.
Her fucking legs man HNGGGGGGGGGGGG
>>29529817
I get the impression that she is "underdeveloped" mentally. She's 29 years old, but looks like a teenager. Not only is she short and tiny, but her brain is probably underdeveloped as well, which would explain her immature behaviour.
did someone say Lavren?
>>29535037
yes..someone did
orignaffnalfs comonetanslnf
waifufags.
common orgy
I enjoy them a lot. It's exactly the kind of pop music I can mindlessly enjoy. I don't really care about lavrens views on anything like /mu/ seems to.
>>29536153
LEGS..
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