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Why don't you just go for an average looking girlfriend?
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Why don't you just go for an average looking girlfriend?
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>>29511268
>pic unrelated
I fucking wish it was that easy.
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>>29511268

this bitch is a 12/10 to me

that's how low I am on the scale
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>>29511268
>That's average
Then shit, I must be hideous
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>>29511268
Wee lad is that the best pic you had?
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>>29511268
What is the point of this thread OP?
She's fucking gorgeous and you know it.
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>>29511268
Because average women want chad, robots have to lower their standards to hambeasts
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>>29511324
He just likes to rub it in our faces I guess.
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i wish i had an average body gf like pic related.
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Because women fate 3 points higher. you have to be at least an 8/10 to even have a chance with a 5/10.
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>>29511412
This. Hypergamy is no joke. The girl in the OP pic would have no trouble getting a 10/10 Chad.
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>>29511268
>went for an average girlfriend
>still got cucked
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>>29511406
stop spoilering shit on an NSFW board.
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>>29511356
It's true. I don't mind somewhat fat girls. But hambeasts aren't very motivating. Better to just jerk off to anime at this point. And I don't even like anime.
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>>29511268

I know what you're talking about. Hard to put it into words, but I see those types of women around here in the city all the time. They don't look too particularly happy with their existences, but lets be honest, I won't make it better. They don't want me and I couldn't deliver anyways.
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>>29511564
David Bowie was such a dashing fellow.
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>>29511268
Her cheek looks very kissable.
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>>29511268
She looks basic, but a qt.
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>>29511268
I AM! I'm going after this girl.
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>>29512122
Why is she holding her detatched leg?
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>>29511268
I feel like that's just a bad picture
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>>29512141
Because she's ready to spread it from her other leg when she sees me.
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>>29511268
My girlfriend. Feels good to be a slav. She'd be literally perfect if she didn't have a pacemaker at 19...
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>>29511268
Honestly, I did fall for the average gf meme, but Stephanie and I are actually quite happy.
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>>29512170
19? HAHAHA
Jesus christ m8 she looks about 30.
Even through the makeup you can tell her skin is terrible. She smokes I assume?
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>>29512122
Uhh. She's not average. She's like a 7.5/10
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>>29511406
average as in average weight as in healthy weight not actually average cause average is fatter

also that's a very nice body with really good tits so good luck
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Because I can't function like a normal human being around them either.
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>>29511268
Sure I am ready OP. But is she?
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>>29512214
No? I would never date a smoker. My mother is one and I really hate cigarettes.
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Jesus Christ where do you guys live? All girls in this thread would be 7.5/10 plus in my area
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Because I am a decisively below-average male.
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>>29512352

I posted both of these purely for trolling purposes:
>>29512122
>>29512207
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>>29512152
Here is another pic. Average but qt imo tbqh fampai
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>>29512122
>going after an 8/10
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>>29511268
I did

I didn't have money though
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Because they are worthless sluts.
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>>29511268
could have fami.
had 4 girls who looked like pic related craving my D last semester, I went for the one that had a boyfriend
kek
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>>29512214

I graduated 12 years & I have HS classmates who look younger than this chick. JFC
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right.

let me go ride unicorns and rob leprechauns as well. just as possible for me f a m
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>not only going after your dream gf
Id rather be a lonely wizard than a failed normie in a shit relationship

My dream gf is kinda average looking tho
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>>29512455
Looks like laura dern
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31 & cuter than her
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>>29513410
nah they are both on the same qt level scale
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>tfw when no 0/10 girlfriend
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>>29513440

Except for the 12 year difference. That girl in OP pic will be way uglier
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>>29513410
Eww . This girl ugly lol. OP said average, not below average
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>>29513499
do you have a pic of when she was 19?
at their current ages they are both equally attractive
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>>29513499
>implying you know how people will age

People age differently. Some women actually become hotter up into their 30's. As it stands, they're both pretty average, but OP's girl is definitely the more attractive one.
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>>29513114
Kill yourself uggo
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>>29513647

No, I think she just joined FB recently, no old pics,
>>29513691
True, but I do know most won't look better at 31 than 19, & that girl has fat arms
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>>29513747
OP here.

Just stopping in to say that No, my gf doesn't have fat arms. She's a skinny little thing (dat ass doe).
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>>29513741
soon enough

sorry
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>>29513808
>talking about dat ass
>not posting it

anon you're fucking retarded bruh
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Why don't you go for ugly girls should be the real question. Let's face it you probably all look like pic related.

>also implying 1-4/10s aren't going to be overjoyed when you ask them out
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>>29513847
I didn't post it because I was posting an upper body shot to show that her arms aren't fat. Here's a lower body. I'm not posting anything lewder , so don't ask lol..but trust me, it is thiccc for a skinny white girl
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>>29513146
>my dream gf is kinda average looking though

Exactly. This is me too. I feel bad that he's looking at that girl and being like "hey here's my average gf, I could get better, but she's awesome on the inside!"
Dude. Some just would think she is gorgeous if that's their type. She is a really cute girl.
And my ideal is what people would consider average too, but they would be the perfect looks for me and i wouldn't at all feel like I was setting a bit.
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>>29513808
She reminds me of iggy azelia
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>>29513953
miring tbhnest mong
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>>29514034
same. in that she has a busted face.

unfortunate that her ass is below average as well
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>happy with my 5/10
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How does one "go" for girls?

I don't really have that instinct that says "wow you should totally ask this girl to be the mother of your children"

A lot of guys just go off of looks, but aren't you supposed to feel some sort of emotional connection?

I don't really feel that with anybody
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>>29514361
I think looks followed by observable behavior are supposed to be the spark, then continued exposure and reconnaissance determines the progression.
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>>29514386
>the spark

makes sense

the spark departed from my life long ago
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>>29511406
Amazing, would spend the whole day licking her body.
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>>29514218
>tfw gf is even uglier than that
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>>29513905
I've spent time with a fair amount of girls, ranging from lows to highs, none of them have ever shown interest in me.

>tfw the 250lb girl with an awful attitude posts pics to FB of a better looking BF than you are

There is truly no hope.
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>>29514474
why do they never show interest? i have this problem too
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>>29513953
Does validating your girlfriend online by posting pictures of her make you feel good anon? Does she know how weak you are inside?
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>>29514487
Call it a hunch, but I'd assume it's because they're not interested.
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>>29514513
but out of all of them what are the chances that absolutely none are
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>>29511268
Because every girl fucks straight up while every guy has to fuck down if he isn't Chad. A 6/10 girl is fucking 7/10's, and so on and so forth.
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>>7814578>>29511855
How fat is somewhat fat to you
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>>29511268
If that's average, then I'm the queen of England.

MFW I'm a single pathetic man in his mid 20's
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>>29514498
>>29514498

>Does validating your girlfriend online by posting pictures of her make you feel good anon?

That honestly wasn't my intention when making the thread, but yeah, the validation feels good.

>Does she know how weak you are inside?

She knows that I have a pretty weak constitution, so she is especially kind and nurturing to me. She's almost mommy-tier in her behavior, which makes me feel very comfy. I love her a hell of a lot for it tbqh.
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>>29514524
Lower than the chances of my soul crippling loneliness finally convincing me to off myself in the coming months.
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>could fuck whales on tinder/online
>but whats the point
>not even enjoying the woman that im with, that looks like a men, and can arm wrestle me
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>>29511268
Because I am super intelligent and even though I'm a fat antisocial virgin, I deserve a virgin 10/10
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>>29514592
suicide is the easiest way to show the world you're a loser
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>>29514617
>tfw could be bagging ez asians of tinder
>tfw you fell for the anti-degeneracy meme and will likely remain a wizard because of it
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does /r9k/ like dudebro girls?
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>>29511356
They have to lower their standards to women on their level? Shocker.

Also everyone wants someone good looking. Everyone except robots is realistic tho.
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>>29514632
The world is well aware already.
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>>29511412
I date up and I'm a man.
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>>29511268
>average
>posts a 7/10
Y'know the average robot is a 1 through 5 right?
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>>29514428
Precision of language, I meant what initially piques ones interest.
If you can observe something and have that gathered data compel you toward further interaction you have first hand experience of the mechanism. I did not mean to imply something 'magical'.
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>>29514650
I want to be one
Those muscles are sweet
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>>29514699
Dunno man

It feels like there's something here that I'm missing

Maybe it's just low T

It seems like a lot of other guys have much higher sex drives
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cause I'm only an average-looking man
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>>29514794
Pretty eyes, sempai
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>>29514822
Not that guy but,

>tfw used to post face back in 2013
>Somebody told me that my large, expressive eyes were perfect for cuckolding
>tfw this was before the cuck meme really took off

Doomed from the start
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>>29514549
Well, it's really hard to tell... I don't know what women look like relative to their weights. Really depends on the girl too. I guess it starts to bother me significantly more after around BMI 30 (just looking at some random charts I googled...). It's not like it's a hard limit or anything. But BMI 40 is disturbingly fat...
Looking healthy can really make up for it though. And personality ALWAYS matter... If I had a fat gf frankly I would fully intend to make her lose weight until she's just cutely chubby.
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>>29514650
they could be quite cute if not for all these tatoos
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>>29514874
>to make her lose weight
Enjoy getting cucked then.
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im a robot

no woman eanta a robot

would fail with any woman
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>>29514650
Yeah, I imagine their clits could stimulate my prostate just perfectly.
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>>29514874
>If I had a fat gf frankly I would fully intend to make her lose weight

sorry to burst your bubble but it is literally impossible. I tried very hard.

if fat women could lose weight they would have done it already
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>>29515026
anyone can lose weight.
but instead of going to retarded dietitians that compose a retarded diet do your own research and eat healthy food, walk out a bit and you lose weight in no time.
obviously men lose weight faster, especially guys with big frames
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>>29515026
Bullshit. They just need love, structure and discipline. Not stubborn fat chicks. You date me, you obey. Kek they're gonna resent me so much after that they'll dump me, but whatever.
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>>29511268
i tried and failed miserably. she went on a date to a drive in movie theater before i had a chance to ask her out. :(
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>>29515099
I would date you if you helped me lose weight, i doubt i would resent you, id probably become super attatched to you because of it as well. Im sure plenty other girls would feel the same
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>>29515160
That's nice to hear!

I'd try to have tact about it. I know this could hurt her feelings and self-esteem... I'm really not mean at all, but I often don't have tact. If I have to be controlling it could probably become some sort of "domination" game. I'm really not into that though but it could make sense. Maybe it's overkill. Not sure how I should go about it desu.

I had to lose a bunch of weight too and it only worked when I really stuck to a serious plan. One meal a day with protein snacks and whatever exercise really (just walking's fine). I really think that's the way to do.. you gotta make it happen as fast as possible. It'll take many years otherwise and it's so hard to stay motivated.
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>>29515160
>helped me lose weight

what does that mean though? dragging you out on a bike or to go for a walk?

I tried explaining the process to a girl and she could help herself from eating thousands of calories over what she was supposed to.
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>>29515279
Yeah thats the problem i've found as well. Everyone says that you have to go slowly, its better for you i understand. But unless im going all out, seeing ACTUAL progress quickly, i have no desire to keep going. It frustrates me and i give up. Congrats on your weight loss btw!
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>>29511268
Below average is still miles out of my league
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>>29515318
I've seen my share of guys on /fit/ with loose skin on six packs

Gotta take your time or you'll end up with loose skin that can only be removed with surgery
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>>29515304
What i meant was just being there. When you have someone by your side even if they arent actively "MOTIVATING" you, it helps a great deal. Sometimes you dont like yourself enough to want to lose the weight for YOU. thats just what ive found with my experience though. Im 30 kilos down! But he dumped me anyway because i stopped being a sadgirl lol
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>>29515353
Yeah ny mum has it and it doesnt look great, still better than being fat imo shes way happier now
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>>29515359
that's nice, very different from my experience

I wanted her to get fit and strong and she was actually gaining weight.
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>>29515318
Thanks!

There's something wrong with how they tell people to lose weight. Maybe you could start really slow just to get your body ready, but unless you actually get A LOT of exercise, what seems to work is to cut calories by A TON. And it's fine. I didn't feel weak all the time. Eat mostly proteins and vegetables and you start burning fat. Just stick to it. There's stories of people who ate only only vitamins and fibres and drank water for almost a year, and they lost weight and they were fine. kek. I think the weight loss industry is a scam.
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>>29515353
Oh good point! The way I did it, there wasn't all that much exercise (at first), so it wasn't super fast...
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>>29515384
It sounds like she was in denial of certain realities. Like calories in/out. If someone doesnt want to change they wont, it was kind of you to try though. Thats all we can do in the end
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>>29515359
>But he dumped me anyway because i stopped being a sadgirl lol
wth is this nonsense?
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>>29511268
Is this girl average or not? She's Muslim by the way. She does traffic on a local radio station. Shes about 23. And she said on air girls like dating bad boys coz they exciting. And they worry the nice quiet guy. After I heard that I stopped crushing on her. Never expected her to be that way.
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>>29515392
Too true about the scam shit, thanks for the tips, i appreciate your time!
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>>29515419
she just has absolutely no self-control

I figured that must be the problem with most fat women. I was a fat teenager and I lost all of the weight by myself with only self-hate to motivate me.
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>>29515463
And they marry the good shy decent guy
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>>29515463
Nah. Hell, for her race she's a 9/10
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>>29515457
>>29515457
Idek apparently i became "too positive" for him. Such is life?
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>>29515497
And barely even fuck him, and then divorce him.
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They say you're supposed to be happy with yourself before you're in a relationship - I've been working on myself for the past few months, learning a second language, working out (a few people have told me I look better), picking up a few hobbies, getting out more. I still feel like shit. How much of my self unhappiness can be equated to the loneliness of feeling unwanted? I mean, I know it's bad to put your happiness onto another person, but if I still feel this shitty in a relationship I don't know what the fuck I'm gonna do. And that's all >implying I could get in a relationship
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>>29515560
Idk, same problem, help me
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>>29515533
Wow. No more explanation? I could understand "too energetic" maybe (and wanting to do too many things and being exhausting or I don't know) but for fuck's sake, you talk about these things...
>Such is life?
I don't think it's supposed to be, but oh well.
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>>29513817

Yeah fucking right, attention whoring faggot. I've been seeing you post the same exact shit for at least two years now it seems. You're not even suicidal, you just enjoy the attention because you don't get it anywhere else.
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>>29511564
>Complaining about being cucked
>Being David Bowie.

At least you're still David Bowie.
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>>29515595
Yeah i didn't understand either, maybe he enjoyed feeling better than me? Its ok tho anon, i dont love him anymore. Things just happen this way
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this one is pretty averagee
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yeah man, it really works
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>>29516105

Does she have scarring on her face? What's up with that?
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>>29514218
Honestly senpai, shes not bad looking face wise, just a bit plain. Congrats familia
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>>29516049
She is still really high on the average list.
Shes the type of girl i would love to spend night with just talking.
So that means shes basically better than 10/10s posted here, because after her the night will feel like it was worth it.
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>>29511268
Because I'm lazy. I would still need to actually get into shape for women to like me for more than being le witty. I would still need to put an effort into game and make moves and shit.

I probably wouldn't be a virgin if I ever got off my ass and went to get laid. I have the advantage of being a cyborg and not being -as- autistic as robots, but the problem is I've always lived life the easy way. I'm basically content with my lot and if I never get laid? Oh well.
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tfw no average chubby gf
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tfw no average slav gf
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>>29514658
Nigga hambeasts are the female equivalent of wizards.
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>>29516541
Bruh, those self harm scars... rly?
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>>29511268
I tried but failed, back to making money and sports since I'm actually good at those things
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>>29512207
>dat fetal alcohol sydrome gets better qts. Flm
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>>29512170
I'd let her through our southern fence kek
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>>29514650
okay, my red flag detector just threw an OutOfMemoryError
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>tfw no cum-guzzler slutgf
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>>29515457
it's a roastie begging for attention. ignore "her"
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>>29515463
>no tits
>no lips
>bitchface
>looks 5 years older than her real age
ewwwwwwwwww
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because I live in Australia
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>>29517980
she looks like one of those girls who`d absolutely go down for shemale/male/female threesome
>tfw no gf like that
E N D M E
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>>29511268
because im a NEET

you dont meet women in my profession
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>tfw no militarygf
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>>29515560
methinks loneliness = being alone + being unwanted

but believe me, not being alone but being unwanted is far worse
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>tfw not fiTHICCgf
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>>29516541
get her the now trendy thick black glasses and I'd tap that.
>tfw can't get fat girls only anorexic ones
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>>29518030
I'd let her fire my moist nugget.
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>>29518081
this is her twitter fyi, ignore the inane politics.
https://twitter.com/chevalier_cygne
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Chicks worse looking than me have broken up with me
No hope for the autist
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>>29518169
it`s strange, my autism and problems has attracted girls to me - they think ''your quirks are fun xD'' and all that, it`s almost as if they think it`s an act

i shun them away because I know myself - all the male ''friends'' distance from me the moment they realize I`m like this 24/7, it`s hard for normies to be around someone like me.
one was 7/10, the other was 5/10 with mom hips and cow tits - typical future twin mommy
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>>29511406
WHO

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>>29518000
She that bad when she smiles. 99% chance she's a virgin. She also studying psychology.
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>>29518649
>99% chance she's a virgin
>psych major
KEK.
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>>29511268
for me average is the things that people call supermodel 10/10s and don't want gf
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I`m so far in to KHV mode that at this point I`ve become impotent - and I`m just 23 years old.

:-/

Even if I could get a gf I couldn`t possibly satisfy her or make sex feel worthwile.
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>>29518649
>roastie in uni
>looks close to average
>not riding the cock carousel
stop deluding yourself, anon. the girl of your dreams is a slut, just like all of them. AWALT
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>>29518739
How do you know you are impotent? You literally never get elections anymore?
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>>29518152
does she have any other profiles than this? kikebook or instafag? twatter is unusable for creeping for pics
>>29518739
try an escort after drinking a bit, I'm sure there'll be no problems
>>29518764
>elections
my sides
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Sometimes if you're average looking, you can get stacies to date you of you've got some redeemable qualities eg. are witty, you banter well

But thing is, with average girls its actually much harder because they don't go straight into relationships unless they're desperate, however if you do succeed, you've got a potential long-term partner. So it's worth the effort.
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>>29518804
far more guys hit on the average girls than on the stacies. even below average girls get asked out more often. and this is why I can't get a fat gf but can a thin one I'm disgusted by.
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>>29518030
Ei t6mba yldse mees
Kes tra viitsib mingi r2meda feministiga kodu jagada
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>>29518764
I`ve trouble getting full hard while laying on sides or back, when standing my erection sort of goes away even mid-fap watching porn that I like and I can`t shoot cum anymore - it just sort ot drips out and even after 5 days of NoFap, it could barely fill a teaspoon.

I feel like I`m 60 years old in general.

>>29518804
>you've got some redeemable qualities eg. are witty, you banter well

i`ve gone for days/couple weels without talking to anyone but myself - and even that was sort playing out imaginary degenerate scenarios I`ll never be in.
you know that kid you had in school who sometimes sat next to you and just kept being silent? that`s me.

J U S T
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>>29518890
Dude, you need to see a urologist immediately.

T. Medfag
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>>29518890
I knew that kid mate.
I never felt sorry for him or anything, I was always under the impression that that kid wanted everyone to leave them alone. I started a few convos with that kid too, but they usually ended in awkward silence.
That doesn't mean you can't be witty or smart with your replies though, it's all in the rhytm you use to approach an individual.
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>>29518913
I gained weight - not a lot, went from 90 to 103 kg in the last three years (196 cm tall), I think it has something to do with that?

My sex drive is very low - I can`t recall the last time I was ''horny'' as in wanting to get a girl to fuck, I just fap out of habit sometimes wondering why am I even doing it in the first place.

But desu, why should I see urologist? I won`t have a gf, ever and if it`s cancer or something - oh well, at least I`ll die without suicing myself off that would leave my sister devastated.
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>>29518846
This is very true, as less guys have confidence to approach stacies, which is actually why you have higher chances of getting a stacy gf than average gf, and i'm not even joking.
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>>29518913

Why immediately? 'nother impotentfag here.
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>>29518961
Erection issues are just pretty unheaed of at your age. I don't think it's the weight gain, since 103 kg is not an unhealthy weight for your height. I guess it's another underlying physiological issue....and dude, you're 196 cm tall ...that's God tier height. You could get a gf by height alone. You're young and tall. You can turn things around. Don't an hero, man. It's a waste of genetic potential. Being quiet/shy can be overcome. It's not like you have a weird speech impediment or something. What are your facial aesthetics like?
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>>29519043
>What are your facial aesthetics like?
This is me 4 years ago.
Ignore the shit haircut.

I used to work as a seaman in merchant fleet, left it because it`s just a fucking nightmare with Chad-normie-tough-guys around you 24/7 for +130 days.

Shit quality but that`s the most recent picture I`ve of myself. 4 years...
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>>29519082
Fuck me, forgot to fix it.

Sorry.
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>>29519082
>>29519092
you look like eggman with more hair kek
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>>29518996
Because there are some bad potential causes of it. Like neurological disorders or kidney issues. If you're 100% certain that the issue is not psychological, then it's quite odd for a man in his 20's to present with erectile dysfunction. I would definitely go talk to your primary care doctor about it. Explain that you are fairly sure it's a physiologic cause and not psychological since it occurs while you are masturbating in the comfort of your home.

Disclaimer : I'm just a first year MD students, so I don't know very much. But I do know it's quite unusual to see ED at your age without psychogenic etiology
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>>29519099
>you look like eggman
t-thanks famalam

I do have good hair that I`m quite proud of - every single barber I visit tells me there are girls who`d kill to have the thickness of my hair.

Here`s another, when I was still studying to become a seafarer.
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>>29519112
not a medfag but I can tell you that severe feels can make one impotent or lose erection
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>>29519082
Dude, you are literally good-looking. You have Chad potential even. Your above average face plus your God tier height should make it very easy to get a gf. Just practice on your conversational skills. If you can come out of your shell and put yourself out there, you will eventually find qt's who are interested. Im telling you, height is an invaluable genetic blessing that you have on your side. It would be a shame to squander.
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>>29519123
You look good my man. You probably just don't know how to play "the game" which is catching girl. Or you do, I didn't read the thread.
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>>29519082
Eggman the second.
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>>29519132
It's true. But the psychogenic cases usually present during attempted sexual intercourse. It's usually a type of performance anxiety. In these anon's cases , they are experiencing it in the comfort of their home while fapping. There shouldn't be any performance anxiety. I guess crippling depression can do it too.
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>>29519178
>There shouldn't be any performance anxiety.
r9k is full of severely mentally ill people.
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well no one on this board is above a 5/10 so you have to go lower than average
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>>29519416
I am 8/10 if I have time to get a haircut and dress properly. But I have a dislike towards humanity. Few times I tried picking up girls, but never succeeded.
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>>29512207
White smug
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I have, she's very nice and good in bed
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>>29520272
Who`s fucking who in this relationship?
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Is she really that bad? Her father passed away couple of years ago. Her family is very strict so I don't think she's a roastie.
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>>29520404
She's not an SJW if That's what you're implying
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>>29511268
Because average looking girls don't go for average looking guys.
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>>29520461
Who`s the clingy one? Does she let you cum wherever you want?
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>>29511564
>went for a hambeast gf
>still got cucked

There's no winning move for us robots. This is why i stopped caring about it and focus on travelling the world.
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>>29511268
I don't really care that much about looks, as long as she doesn't make me throw up by looking at her I'd be fine with it. The problem is that all women are sex obsessed whores.
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My only two standards are that they aren't fat and have an average face. That's it. I've tried and tried and unless I become a beta provider for a single um, I can't get a girl that meets those standards.
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>>29520473
Seriously? The guy in that pic is definitely good looking enough for most girls.
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>>29516105
If she tried she would be 10/10 stacie.
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>>29516105
>skinny
>face that isn't horrid enough to make you flaccid instantly
>clearly isn't obsessed with only looking good
>has realistic standards

Where do I find these girls?
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>>29520532
She's the clingy one, i've already broken up with her a couple times so she considers herself Lucky to have me
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>>29519082
Hey man i like your appearance and suit you have good body strategy potentials. Which water is that in the background? i think there's some scottish, scandinavian and USA women who like waiting for sailor like in the world war 2 picture of the guy kissing the girl in black and white
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>>29520979
SEEKERS OF AVERAGE GF BEWARE
THE MEMEPOCALYPSE APPROACHES
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>>29511268 I never took any of the opportunities I had all throughout my School life, average and cute girls would constantly profess their interest.
I had a good amount of opportunities in high school but I dropped out like a f****** retard then I resigned up and then got thrown out for having terrible grades now I'm not allowed to go back to that particular School and or any other school affiliated to them. All in all I have bigger issues to deal with I guess, then again it would help with the loneliness and the pressure.
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>>29515701
This reply made me kek desu.
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>>29521281
you can date some girl you just need to convince her it shouldn't be too hard if you tell her what she wants to hear and also use some trickery
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>>29511268
I do, if i still cared about chasing girls.
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>>29511268
hahahahahahaha if that's average I wanna see how a ''beautiful'' woman looks like!
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>>29521381
when was the last time you chased a girl and what did it feel to pursue her?
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>>29521408
It felt like work. It was a lot easier 10-12 years back. These days everything gotta be on point. Clothing, money.
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>>29514632
Ehhh!! Who care's! I just want to end the pain.
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>>29511268
I have only ever dated average or fat girls. I don't have the self-esteem to do any better.
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>>29521454
do you look good to girls and how do you motivate yourself to chase them when it feels pointless? do you plan returning to the chase again?
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>>29521537
It all comes down to how to look really. How you dress, act and look is the key. While a girl might still be average, the requirements are still high.

Spend money on clothing, style your hair and workout. She might wanna be with you without all that, but she sure as hell will drop your ass the moment she see someone else that looks better.
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>>29516168
Acne I think. She could be a lot worse. I'm happy for them.
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>>29521628
that's brutal, i want companionship but i think i'll stick to man's best friend if i'm expected to do all the work with women for such meager reward.
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>>29521671
Not that it should stop you from trying to get one. All im saying is, that girls are gonna do more for you, if you put in the work.

But it might be different where you live. But that is just my experience over the last 10 years.
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>>29519082
Ill marry u pls
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>>29511268
She's a true qt. The only reason anyone would call someone like her "average" is from watching plastic porn actresses all day long. Thank goodness I never let porn desensitize my mind like that.
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>>29511268
shes cuter then what i almost got in highschool. i got REALLY close too. like, literally, pushing the dick agaisnt the vagina, and a bunch of times. just never, past that
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>>29521911
wait thats not quite specific enough. completely naked, no clothing in between. in the shower, on the bed, in bathrooms at school and home and shit. just nothing deeper. skin contact. took a bit of research after the fact to figure out it was a real thing called vaginismus, as jokey of a name as it sounds.
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>any of these women average
The average female in the US is 166 pounds. The average black female in the US is something ungodly considering 70% of them are obese.
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>>29521705
sure as fuck dosent sound like it. change my entire lifestyle for a bit of pussy?
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>>29521971
>nearly 1.5 times as likely to be obese compared with White adults
dosent say what the average amount is tho from my brief look
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>>29521976
Thats how it works here for the most parts really. A lot has changed over the last few years.
Im sure you can get a girl too, but they will fuck you over any sec, if they get attention from someone else that looks 0.5% better than you.
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Average girls are still very very sought after. We are not even fit to be average, not even below that, we are nothing.
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>>29521203
>Which water is that in the background?
Somewhere before the English Channel, we moored in Southampton like 5-10 hours later.
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>>29522011
just because shit changed dosent mean its suddenly worth it. cola could change its price from a buck a can to 50 bucks a can, dosent mean colas worth 50 bucks
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>>29522095
As i said, it might be a difference story where you live. For all i know, girls might not be fucked in the head where you are from. Maybe you dont have to put all that work into it, for it to work.
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because I'm not average
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>>29522223
no, thats not what i was implying.
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>>29511268
Her face looks very nice for cumming on.
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i dont see average people on this board , WTF .
they all look cute , would fuck em all .
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>>29522913
on this board or in this thread?
i don`t see any fuckable people in this thread, care to point them out?
they are not fugly but they are 7/10 either.
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I did. She is okay.
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>>29523682
thread.

but isnt 7/10 not enough ?
or am i the only one aiming very low ?
shit , have i become "desperate" as a virgin.
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>>29523682
>I don't see any fuckablre people in this thread

Faggot. Go suck a dick. That's more your taste apparently.
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>>29522913
The truth is that the true ugly robots don't post their faces. The ones who post aren't even robots anyway.
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>>29524335
i wondered about that being the case here , when i see there pics i dont see the hardship in there eyes , i get no feeling of fellow robot.
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>>29523682
OP chick is easily 7/10. You come off as a homosexual for the record.
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>>29524386
well, >>29511406 absolutely is but that`s about it.
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>>29524490
Yeah, nah. OP chick is easily a 7/10, and you're basically a homosexual for thinking otherwise. I bet you'really one of those awkward involuntary virgins who hides behind a false facade of ridiculously high standards when, in reality, you would never have a chance with girls like the one in OP pic. Kill yourself.
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>>29512455
Now she just looks worried.
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>>29525800
Eh, I'd happily pay for her to sit on my face. She looks extra qt here >>29513808
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>>29513114

holy shit you are still hanging around posting your same ugly pictures. I have seen you before. How sad is that
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>>29514650
I just throw up on my mouth
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Why doesn't /r9k/ go for a 4/10 girl?
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Isn't that the girl who had a site about books that /lit/ got ahold of? She made bookmarks or something
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>>29518030
u dnt want one m8, military chicks r notorious whores
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>>29513953
tell me you've slapped it or grabbed it
if you haven't you're a cuck
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>>29526581
All the time, my friend. I've made it very well known to her that I am obsessed with her ass. She's a very good girl for me, if you know what I mean.

>>29526489
Nah, she doesn't use 4chan.
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>>29524045
oh fuck m8. I am sorry to say, but I matched with her on tinder the other day.
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who here /prefers weird or interesting aesthetics to traditionally attractive girls/?

I don't know why, I love blond/blue eyed anglo girls with wide hips and kinda weird faces...
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>>29527035
>that
>not traditionally attractive

Bitch are you retarded?
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>>29516549
Her face looks like pig's, is she ukrainian?
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Daily reminder that Legochan is average but is married to a Chad
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I'm below average, which means I can get a below-below average gf
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>>29527146
I'm not talking about Taylor Swift, dummy. I mean more like girls that are kinda dumpy, got puffy red faces, thick ankles, a little bit of a pouch belly
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