Anyone ever seen a girl naked IRL? Is it much different than porn? Beach stories are OK too.
hiplets are disgusting
Yeah girls are hot as fuck, except some of them smell bad and some of them have uneven titties. Porn expectations are bad.
Would like to know this too, are girls different in real life from porn?
Please give details about what is usually different/surprising
Two words: cellulite
Lots of girls have it
M8 seeing a girl naked once isn't that hard? Shirt night you never walked in accidently on your sis or cuz changing before? Shit and I thought I was pathetic.
>>29479536
Not OP but I literally have no female family members.
I will never see a girl naked in real life.
>>29479503
they all smell bad, imagine if you had two ballsacks on your chest and a shrimp boat between your legs
i went to a club in spain where they had live sex on stage. the club shut down like 3 years later.
i've also seen tons of half naked hookers in amsterdam.
it's not that special if you aren't involved with the girl.
>>29479588
>>29479503
What smells bad about them? I can imagine the vagina smelling bad, but why the rest? How does it smell?
>>29479571
Never walked in on another guys sis or cousin before. Or do you not have a few friends with female family members?
>>29479509
It's weird the first time you take their clothes off and don't see a penis. Like, you know they don't have one, but the first time you see them is still a shock.
>>29479536
>never walked in accidentally on your sis
Nope. We lock the doors in our house.
>>29479601
I have only ever had one friend and he had only a mom, who I would never see.
>>29479590
i forgot: in my student house there was this girl that undressed as i walked by to take out the trash, that was kind of hot. she gave me her number a few weeks before that, i never called.
i'm not sure if she saw me and if it was intentional, but i got to see her tits.
>>29479597
Because anon is a faggot and finds female pheromones disgusting.
Girls you find attractive you very rarely find smelly.
i remember being about 10 at the beach and seeing a stacked qt in a red bikini playing in the surf topless.
she didn't seem to mind me watching her, presumably becuse i was just a kid.
>>29479604
Ladies and gentlemen, 4chan
>>29479473
yeah, when i was a kid i accidentally saw my sister, but she hadn't gone through puberty so I can't answer if it was "much different than porn"
>>29479473
My friend I met on 4chan (Lol) invited me to go meet up at the beach in a college area, i rock up... ITS A NUDE BEACH!!
I didn't get nude lol but there were a lot of naked girls in there 20's, and i guess because of the nature of the nude beach no one was sexualized or seemed "sexy" even though they were all attractive I saw no difference in sex appeal.
But i thought most girls would look bad naked but they looked alright i guess, so maybe when i see one genuinely i'll be able to not be like ew alert....
>>29479473
Yeah, I've gotten with a bunch of girls.
Girls you see like that on the internet with ridiculous huge amazing perky tits are few and far between.
Perfect solution to your problem guys, go to nudist beaches in europe, there m8s solved. If in US....I guess hangout with females, you'll eventually walk in on them, friend zoning doesn't even matter at this point, you'll eventually walk in accidently one day. Or idk find a nudist place, as there are a few.
>>29479473
They're somehow more attractive in person than in still images.
>>29479637
Back to r*ddit and then kill yourself.
>>29479495
lelekek
>>29479682
This is what I'm afraid of. What if I finally get a gf and take her clothes off and she has a shit "average" body? Can't exactly back out at that point.
>>29479723
How original. Did you have to shove that asterisk in to get past the robot?
>>29479764
Average body? OK what do you think an average female body looks like?
>>29479701
i would go to a nudist beach except there are none around me for hundreds of kilometres and also im scared of driving long distances and dealing with the logistics of that
>>29479847
You can probably hire a hooker for about what it would cost you to drive there and back.
>>29479807
Probably something like the girl in this picture.
>>29479897
you'd be right, honestly
I went to a beach when I was a kid with my dad and found a bunch of white nudist, almost got into an /ss/ situation when a girl asked me to apply lotion on her back.
I bailed and made a sand castle.
>>29479868
i dont want to interract with a hooker either
>>29479897
I am now homosexual. Thank you.
>>29479764
Stop watching porn all the time
Also the real thing is better because you can touch it and there's no buffering
>>29479774
>Did you have to shove that asterisk in to get past the robot?
>not knowing the robot discounts punctuation
Holy shit the reddit, it hurts.
>>29479897
Nah average is average that would be slightly below average m8, trust me, I'm the guy who has accidently walked in on so many girls. Most girls aren't chubby like that.
The only naked people I saw IRL were men, some were homeless people, some skinny dippers.
Though if naturism blogs are any indication, it gives em the impression that most womens' bodies look unflattering, and tits are just lumpy bags of flesh when not in a bra.
>>29479942
As an addenum, you may not like some of the finer details of a lady such as areolae and pussy, but most bodies look...ok just...ok.pheromones help tho
>>29479897
The lower half looks kind weird - I honestly think she'd look better with a bit more fat so the belly lost that weird dimple. Also her penis is very small?
>>29479588
you really don't think that breasts smell like anything other than skin, do you?
dated two pre-op MTF's, saw them both naked, their tits were saggy from binding their chests, vaginas were okay, but theyre just plain weird. both were kinda chubby too, their bodies weren't very physically attractive. I'm sure actual women look better, but still, men's bodies are ultimately more attractive in my opinion.
>>29480031
they just smell like skin, or whatever soap or perfume she uses, they're usually very soft too
>>29479631
This is something I forgot to mention, actually. If you really like a girl, you just stop caring how they smell. I hate the smell of sweat, but when a girl I'm fucking is sweaty afterwards, it's the hottest thing in the world.
Whenever I see a thread like this I wonder how many female anons are silently reading it and feeling insecure about themselves
>>29480170
Lots hopefully
>>29479942
>Most girls aren't chubby like that.
In what country? lel
Feel the underside of your upper arm, the soft bit, girls are kind of soft like that all over and their skin feels kind of different. It's nice.
>>29480170
>tfw lopsided boobs and roastie vag
>>29480170
All girls are insecure about their bodies, even the 10/10 stacies.
>>29480258
how do you plan on competing for chad with THIS
why haven't you settled for an ugly white male incel yet
>>29480313
She could just as well become a mudshark and go for niggers, or pakis, or indians, or gooks.
>>29480313
Chad doesn't have a problem with fucking ugly girls. Worst case scenario he can hand them off to Brad.
>>29480170
if they actually belong here then they have thick enough skin that they don't care.
>>29480339
oh fuck does brad get the leftovers
so 80% of men are left to fight over the bottom 20% of women? just l0l we're so fucked buddyboyos
>>29479897
My girlfriend (depressingly?) Looks like this but fatter. I should be grateful, I really do like her. Her big DD cow tits are fun despite pointing down like that, and she does have a perfect innie vagina.
>>29480333
she actually admitted to liking asian guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc6ucIkPgus
>>29480358
Yes, Brad can get all the leftovers he wants. Trust me. Moderately attractive 4/10s are a dime a dozen.
t. cyborg Brad
>>29480371
lol you must be desperate af to settle for such an abomination
>>29479473
Damn this girl is realistically perfect... I would sell my soul for a chance to ravish her
>>29479473
When I was out camping with my dad in Oland, Sweden. We went to the beach and met some people we knew and their relatives/friends they brought with them completely random and we decided to play beach volleyball. My classmate which was one of them has a big sister which was around the age 17- 18 (we were 13 - 14) and she brought a classmate/buddy with her.
Everyone was wearing swimming trunks/bikinis, the girl friend didn't have that big breasts but that's good because I like them small. She jumps and tries to smash the volleyball several times during the game and after a few tries her bikini slipped off and we all saw her petite titties. Holy fucking shit that was an akward moment and I tried harder than anything to not get/hide my boner.
That is the closest and only time I've ever seen a girl naked. I'm 19 now, soon 20. Still a KHHV and this will probably be the only woman I will ever have seen naked until I some day decide to get a whore or off myself.
She was a real 8 - 9/10, delicously tanned, christian and looked like an innocent qt 3.14.
>tfw not had a conversation with a female near my age for almost one and a half years
>>29480404
80% of millenials are going to be forced to settle for someone they're not physically attracted to
that's the dating game nowadays, turbochad and his buddy brad get the cream of the crop
>>29480435
Yeah I'm a virgin also just like this guy, oh too well
>>29480371
well, as long as shes sweet and cares for you and you're compatible I don't see an issue. I'm glad you have a gf anon, I hope that you both have a good relationship together
>>29480408
>>29480436
Well we were both virgins and relationship virgins, so it was nice to find someone on my same level to learn things with.
>>29480454
would never date a fat bitch, no excuse for being an abomination
ugly overweight females have less incentive to work on their appearance because they know some thirsty beta will settle for them
>>29480454
you're so lucky, I really wish the best for both of you, even if it doesn't last, at least your first everything was with someone on your same level!
>>29479897
Spot on.
Fucked 5 girls and 4/5 were like this one way or another.
The other 1 was a tiny asian which a boy body.
>>29479473
The pheremones kick in and it becomes muuuuch better in person
Also: pics of someone you know have an emotional factor which makes them super satisfying.
>>29479473
walked by a nude beach in gran canaria
couldnt stop staring and got slapped by my mum
>>29480432
You can escape this trap by attracting women in different ways. Don't try to compete with Chad and Brad at their game. You will lose, badly.
>>29480426
>travel to Germany
>go to brothel
>sex
Literally all you need to do.
>>29480478
>>29480485
I like the contrast in posts. Thanks robots.
>>29479536
>>29479601
>>29479637
stupid normies
>>29480513
Gotta get some dark sunglasses, family.
>>29480564
reeee reee robot reeee
>>29480576
quick post it in /4chan you'll get so many upboats
>>29479897
I would totally fuck her hard, and I'm actually pretty attractive!!! Fuck!!.
>>29480522
nah, i will be able to afford double jaw surgery by the time i'm 21
might go to china to get limb-lengthening to bump me up to 6'0 to.. 5'10 atm
>>29480605
its not better up here
// 6'3 robot
First and last time I laid eyes on a naked girl was a dissatisfaction beyond words.
>HS
>Get back together with an ex
>Start joking about having sex
>She shuts the thought down and gets grossed out
>out of the blue a month later she wont stop bothing me to fill her holes
>See her naked, flaccid as could be
>Lose each others virginity
>Didn't feel an ounce of pleasure
> losing future wizard powers
All I can come up with to explain is I can only get off to hentai and such now
>>29479897
>>29479897
I actually find average maybe chubby girl's uniquely attractive somehow, it's wierd but it's kinda rare and exotic for me too see a girl that doesn't have a 7 or 10 body, the Internet has spoiled me in a wierd way, as long as her face is feminine cute, and she's not a total cunt. Not only that but the the fact that I'm more attractive and have more power over the relationship by default turn's me on, she can't use sex as a power play, and she's their to please me, she's my little fuck toy servant, I fuck her harder and harder every week, and she won't look for handouts, my dick ain't free, I guess.
Not like I would actually fuck around with a undisciplined fatty for more than a month. Retail workers are the perfect quick fuck.
>>29479897
Why do I find this so attractive?
>>29479521
That's one word you fucking illiterate faggot
>>29479897
that's pretty dumpy honestly. average is more like OP but with much smaller tits. the biggest variation and potential for disappointment in my experience is breast shape and nipple aesthetics.
though i'm saying this with the assumption that you're not settling for overweight women. very few chubbies look good, and zero fatties.
Yes. I am not a virgin so i have seen several.
The one thing i hate the most is pancake tits or anything like >>29479897. Of the small handful of girls I have seen naked only one has been exceptional; a 17 year old Asian cardio bunny/runner girl. She had firm A cup breasts that stayed exactly where they were when i took her bra off, with a slender body and pretty defined stomach muscles (no abs though, only when she flexed). She had the triple advantage of 1. Being Asian for slender genetics 2. Into frequent cardio exercise that kept her toned and 3. in the prime of her youth such that no part of her skin sagged, stretched or was discolored.
Porn doesn't exactly represent an 'unrealistic' version of the female body since they are real people after all, just one that requires effort to obtain that most western women are unwilling to strive towards. >>29479897 is what happens when you let yourself go for at least a number of years. Disregard fatties completely, they are not worth any mans time EVER.
Asians have the genetic advantage in this regard since many of them are thin to begin with. Further exercise adds definition very quickly while toning them up further.
Bots, stick to Asian girls. Far less likely to look like flabby deflated balloons. Something like OPs girl is above average for a western girl though as she gets older those tits are going to sag pretty hard. Its so fucking unfair how good bras make tits look, you see someone with this fantastic set of knockers but you take off the bra and they freefall halfway down her chest or someshit. I really wish fake breasts weren't so hit-and-miss between feeling like rocks and feeling somewhat normal while not leaving any noticeable scarring.
>>29479897
Bitch is built like a fridge. Average in fatmerica maybe, but that chick is CLEARLY overweight.
>>29480605
5'10" is a little on the small side but still respectable. At least you arent 5'7", that's where the real problems start.
>>29480817
>above average first world nation height
>a little on the small side
okej.
>>29479897
DESU I find these these bodies hotter than porn stars or Hollywood actresses, they look less mechanical.
I pretty much only watch amature porn because of this
>>29480035
So you saw no woman naked then
>>29480170
Fembots are real as Jap posters on /int/ they don't exist
>Have a NEF fetish
>There's fuck all NEF porn
>have 6 close female friends
>only ones tits I've seen is the ugliest chestlet one
>>29479473
they look better semi clothed than naked id say
>>29479897
my fucking eyes tbqh
>>29479473
I went to a nudist beach in Spain when I was younger. I wasn't impressed.
>>29479897
ABSOFUCKNG DISGUSTING
Anyone else here not attracted models, porn stars or actresses. I really do like """real""" bodies, not because muh feminism.kind of a mixture of porn stars and models looked to factory made and because I'm a loser, I see way 10's on the internet and in media so seeing an average seems exciting
>no pics ITT
BOOOOOO
>>29479897
That's not average at all.
my mom my sister and my sister posing topless selfie.
>>29479897
That is pretty average actually.
>>29480031
Only if they are a chestlet. The larger the breasts, the worse the smell gets. The undersides of boobs can get pretty sweaty, and wearing a bra all day just traps like a chest jock strap. Execpt instead of the pit or ass like BO we get its this weird slightly salty/musky sweat smell. What makes it worse is most girls dont wash their bra often since machine wash can ruin them. They just switch between 2-3 bras every few days like i do my undies.
t.pervert who grew up with older sisters
>>29483037
That's hot.
originalcomment
>>29483037
I once went to a wedding when I was a kid and when the bride leaned over to kiss me her boobies smelled like milk.
A real naked woman's body sags, that's how it is. Most have a bit of fat around the stomach, boobs lose most definition if they're larger once out of a bra, everything jiggles unless cardio addict. Still infinitely better than porn. I've had a few tastes, and once you start you always want more. You don't get less eager
>>29479521
That's cause none of them work out
>>29479897
>even this 'average' woman can wear a good bra and make up and live life on absolute easy mode with thirsty betas lusting over her average looks
just end it all
yea, twice. girl i know just took her shirt off in front of me one day and teased me a bit. she was almost completely flat chested though so it was more like...ok
another time i accidentally walked into the bathroom when my brothers girlfriend was taking a shit. she was butt ass naked on the toilet. she has big fake tits and i got a full view of them and saw a bit of her trimmed bush. we both just laughed that off and it wasn't awkward
I'd rather die alone than settle for an average looking woman. I'm a 7.5 myself, just socially retarded and a huge fucking loser at 25. Good riddance white race of mine, I hardly knew ye.
