5'1" feels.
>Be me
>At grocery store
>Trying to reach a new flavor of oreo on the top shelf
>Can't reach
>employee notices me
>9/10 complete hottie, perfect breasts and curly blonde hair. Perky and energetic
>"Need some help there?"
>Uh yeah, I want those cookies up there
>"Oh you can't reach them? I'll get them for you!" giggling
>Yeah, t-thanks.
>"No problem (giggles), have a good one!"
Is suicide the only way out of these feels?
5'2"
>hear doorbell
>answer door
>"are your parents home?"
>>29442685
>manlets being picky about breast size of all people
Yup time to die
5'1"
That's a midget.
You can get disability for that and become a NEET
FUCK WHY DID I HAVE TO BE A MANLET WHYYYYYYYYYYYY FUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOU GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD IWAJN CKJACN JKAZN CKAXJA CJA CAJ CJA JA AJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29442734
Nah it's 4'10, t. someone who missed it by an inch.
5'8 here. I live a life worse than hell. Everyone around me towers over me.
>>29442723
Holy fuck I got this once.
>>29442725
Being picky? I just said she had perfect boobs.
>>29442764
Oh that sucks.
There is always suicide. I'm 6'3"
OP you can tie a noose around my arm
>5'2"
>in desperate need of a haircut as mine is to my shoulders
>everytime some I don't know tries to get my attention the say "miss"
>people think im transgender or just a teenage girl
>I'm a 24 year old adult male
>>29442837
BOIPUSSY OR GTFOnot surprised this isn't original
>>29442837
Nice Rin pic, I'm not sure I have that one. Sad the last episode just aired, not there's nothing to do on Monday's. Do you ride as well? I have a CBR600 with a lowering kit.
Also, I used to have long, back-length hair and people mistook me for a woman all the time. 25 year old KV here.
anyone else really hate the condescending attitude tall girls have towards you?
Like they talk to you like you're mentally ill or like a child?
Also you have to deal with the unprovoked FACE-TO-BOOBS hugs because tall girls think it's so funny.
>>29442723
>tfw this actually happened to me
im 22, 5'5" and have a baby face
>order pizza
>delivery guy shows up
>he cant be a day over 18
>"haha nice to see ya, little guy. are your parents around? they just ordered this pizza"
>he thinks im a kid
>get all hot and itchy
>tell him im the one who ordered it
>he stammers out an apology
>give him exact change and close the door without saying anything
>>29442886
You really want to see my hairy butthole? Just because I'm short and have a girly face doesn't mean I'm a hairless twink man, or did you miss the whole I'm 24 part.
>6'5"
>get asked by girls if I can reach something for them
>o-okay
>wow you're really tall
>t-thanks have a nice day
The body of a chad, mind of a robot. Just kill me.
>>29442902
I haven't gotten a face-book hug, sounds nice. and I definitely get the talking like a child thing.
>>29442904
hahaha is this a real story?
>>29442800
And I'm sure you wouldn't be dreaming of and constantly pointing out how hot and perfect boobs are if you had a flat gf right?
5'3"
>have enough of my shitty life
>try to hang myself
>can't reach rope from chair
>>29442934
No, I was just trying to be funny. Please don't take a picture of your hairy butthole.
I meant face-boob kek
>>29442959
yes and it's one of the most embarrassing things ive ever experienced
>>29442956
face-to-boob hug is nice when you expect it and it's from someone you know. It's offensive when you're at a party and a tall girl grabs you and stuffs your face into her boobs because she was dared to.
>>29442970
Fuck off, normalfag.
originalio cementalio
>>29443057
>Implying
It's funny how manlets think they deserve anything but the flattest of "women". Underdeveloped freaks should stick together.
>>29442792
what the fuck?
I see tons of guys shorter than 5'8" every time I leave the house
american btw
when i was in 9 th grade i asked a girl to be my girlfriend. she said she doesnt date people shorter than her literally 1 cm difference of height.
next week literally chad is tickling her larynx
>>29443201
>pointing out perfect boobs = thinking they deserve it
hmm not original
>>29442685
there was a reddit post about two twins i read one time
both were really short for their age and were pescribed growth hormones
one in middle school wanted to impress a girl so he convinced his twin to give him his share of the hormones for a short while
a short while went on to be a long while
the other twin is 6 ft now and the guy posting said he was like 5 foot or some shit
he was posting cause it was his first day at college and he realized what a mistake he made, how he felt like a child
and his twin, knowing their is a genetically superior version of YOU out there, jesus
it was the saddest thing ive ever read on the internet, if I was that kid I would snap or something
>>29443201
>Underdeveloped freaks should stick together.
as in manlets and chestlets?
give me a chestlet qt anytime <3
>>29443261
>Thinking men don't point it out even after they get a gf.
>Thinking that men won't just watch tons of giant tit porn everyday instead of fucking their gf no matter how much they claim to want one.
>>29443201
You're fucking retarded, all he did was mention that she had perfect boobs. This sounds like some thought police tier shit.
>>29443345
>still thinks pointing something out = thinking you deserve it
>still thinks he has a point
Things that suck about being a short male:
-you're hardly taken seriously
-short girls don't even want to date you
-even if you're buff, rich, interesting, and have a good personality, you'll still have trouble dating
-your accomplishments seem just like you're compensating for being small
-you can't be angry without people thinking you're having a tantrum or having a Napoleon Complex
-if your sister/cousin is taller, but younger and they catch you masturbating. They act like you're much younger than you actually are and give you some advice.
-the jobs you can take are limited unless you are super fit and athletic
-girls think it's funny to randomly hug you and put your face in their boobs
-you can't walk out during school hours or at night without an adult or officer checking if you're of age
-even if you get a girlfriend, she'll probably break up with you someone taller comes along
-you can't bring your girlfriend on a date without everyone assuming she's having a bad time because of how short you are (Chads walking up to your table and talking to her as if you're not even there)
-you can't go out with your girlfriend without people thinking you two are just good friends or relatives
-you will hear the phrase "are your parents home?" a lot when you answer the door to strangers
-there's no good voice for short people. If you sound like an adult, people think you're faking it. If you sound like a kit, people will laugh at you
-when shopping for clothes, everything has an extra $10-$50 price tag to it because you need to get it tailored
-when buying a suit, you need to have it tailored. You can't just buy a suit for kids or younger teens.
>>29442959
You know what's even more funny. Sandy hook. All those normies "perfect lives" ruined. Let the tiny bodies hit the floor.
>>29443367
>>29443388
And I explained it above. No matter how much they claim to not feel like they deserve it they still do this >>29443345
Or would you feel the same way if your potential gf thought black men were the epitome of manliness and the hottest thing ever while being a 1/10?
>>29443345
lets face it
face>feet>legs>ass>tits
>>29443413
>Or would you feel the same way if your potential gf thought black men were the epitome of manliness and the hottest thing ever while being a 1/10?
I would break up with her you fucking retard, not try to control her thoughts.
>>29443451
Exactly, so why would any woman ever date a man like that? Women hate manlets and the only ones desperate enough would be chestlets. Even fatties can get chad now.
>>29443413
>No matter how much they claim to not feel like they deserve it they still do this
yeah, no
>still thinks pointing something out = thinking you deserve it
>still thinks he has a point
>>29443507
Yeah I'm sure every guy that instantly thinks about how hot every woman's tits are is suddenly going to change once he gets someone desperate enough to be his gf. Or he could just have his gf talk about hot tall guys are and stare at them too.
Things that suck about being a short female:
-you will be fetishized no matter what
-if you're flat, people think you're a kid
-you will most likely have a high pitched voice or a very unfitting deep voice
-most guys who hit on you have a little sister complex
-if you have big boobs, shopping for clothes is going to be harder since the clothes you're buying are made for people with small boobs
-you're not an equal in the relationship. People think that you're lucky one in the relationship.
-you can't make phonecalls to businesses without people thinking you're some kid prankcalling people
-when making an emergency call you have to use a really deep voice or else the ambulance won't come to save your uncle from a heart attack
-everyone can see how flat you are. no matter how confident you are, people think you're secretly crying in the inside . especially during a beach trip and Stacey is showing off her double D's in a bikini.
>>29443548
>clothes you're buying are made for people with small boobs
>>29443505
what if chestlets are the ones who don't want a manlet bf and not the other way around?
>>29443548
>you can't make phonecalls to businesses without people thinking you're some kid prankcalling people
how does someone know your height over the phone
>>29443505
That doesn't negate anons right to free thought you moron.
Also I'd love a skinny chestlet gf
>>29443548
Are you 5' plus or minus a couple inches? Be my short gf pls
>>29443545
>Yeah I'm sure every guy that instantly thinks about how hot every woman's tits are is suddenly going to change once he gets someone desperate enough to be his gf
a man who finds big tits attractive doesn't automaticly think he deserves it. some ugly midget isn't going to think he deserves supermodels just because he's attracted to them.
>>29443597
I see way more bitching about chestlets than I see bitching about manlets. Fatties seem to be the ones that hate manlets the most. Finding someone to make them feel small in comparison isn't an easy task.
>>29443607
And once again she's free to fantasize about black men every time you go out and every time you have sex. Fair is fair after all.
>>29443724
So long as he doesn't mind his gf finding him unattractive and reminding him that he can do whatever he wants.
>the only girls that date you have some ulterior motive or they are girls that want to satisfy their BrotherxSister fetish or MotherxSon fetish for a few months
>>29443604
I have a high pitched voice. Tall girls don't get high pitched voices.
>>29443548
>-when making an emergency call you have to use a really deep voice or else the ambulance won't come to save your uncle from a heart attack
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
Just picturing you trying to deepen your voice is so freaking adorable. Not trying to offend and I don't mean this in any sort of negative way. You're awesome.
>>29443787
tfw no manlet to dom
>>29443758
the guy never talked about a gf tho, are you saying it's a wrong for someone to be attracted to big tits?
>>29443758
So basically what you want is for men to just somehow be most attracted specifically to the female that is into them, just to save her ego? Sorry sweety, we don't live in a fairy tale world and I know you're daddy told you that you were a princess but that isn't reality.
do the manlets a favor and vote for nonvirginexit familia
>>29440419/
5'6"
It's not like I was going to be socially successful if I had been born 6'4" anyway. I just accept it as one more reason why I'm unattractive. It's not bad. People don't notice me at this height, and they don't expect much of me. If I'm just pleasant and keep my head down, then people generally return in kind and let me be on my way, which is all I want.
>>29443839
That's exactly what she's saying, unlike manlets who wish they were born tall, women would rather change the definition of what is attractive than admit any fault
>>29443839
>>29443850
>>29443951
When you're a manlet yes. Don't get me wrong chestlets should have surgery as soon as possible to finally get a real man, but a manlet even fantasizing about being able to touch real tits without paying is just as laughable as a chestlet to ever expect anyone to like them.
>>29443981
>but a manlet even fantasizing about being able to touch real tits
>implying i haven't grabbed plenty of boobies in 7th grade
>implying we didn't just grope the girls in class as a "joke" back then
>>29443981
What kind of shitty flavor of cuckbait shilling is this?
>>29444082
When being that short was normal and people expected you to grow into a real man you mean?
>Be me
>23
>5'4
>Babyface as fuck
>Go to see an R rated movie by myself
>Approach ticket window
>"Yes can I have one ticket to __________"
>"Can I see your ID sir?"
>"Why?"
>"I just need to make sure you're at least 18 years old"
>"Seriously? I'm 23 years old"
>"Well be that as it may sir I still need to verify that you are telling the truth"
>Rashly and aggressively pulls out wallet to get driver license
>"I guess I don't look my age, but you have a lot of nerve, you know that?"
>"Sir I'm just doing my job"
>"Well your job is a joke"
>"Alright well anyway you're good sir, enjoy the move"
>I walk into the theater as people behind me are giggling and laughing
>My face red as a tomato
Fucking hell man, I was so embarrassed because I essentially had an autism attack in public, in front of strangers.
so many paranoids on here man
>>29443981
>don't be attracted to what you're attracted to
Unless you're going to castrate me that's not going to happen
>>29444121
Then don't expect women to ever like a manlet. It's literally encoded in their dna to never except inferior genes like yours.
>>29442725
Not in this case, but I'm so tired of robots and guys in general "designing" their "perfect gf." Like fuck off, people are too varied for that shit, they're not your fucking dolls. You don't get to create specific measurements and features for an "ideal" person. Fucking "I'm not into blonde people." Wtf you find an entire color of hair less unattractive? What is wrong with you?
>>29444107
i mean i did it by force dumbass
rape joke
your shitty bait isn't working just in case you didn't get the memo
>>29444114
>"it's all in your head"
>go to party, hear Stacies complain about the guys on Tinder or the guys they're dating are s hort
>go on Internet, hear Stacies complain about short men to the point that millions of them agree that you're not a human being and deserve to killed for something you have no control over
It's very difficult trying to feel good about myself when millions of people want me dead just for being short.
>>29443548
Try being a 5'5 man and finding shorts or pants that doesn't squeeze my dick and balls, roastie
>>29444164
A manlet groping people is much more funny than it is scary. At least you've got that working for you.
>>29444187
Just grow taller. It's not hard
>>29444148
>Then don't expect women to ever like a manlet. It's literally encoded in their dna to never except inferior genes like yours
WHO EXPECTS THIS? YOUR THE ONLY ONE HERE SAYING MANLETS THINK THEY DESERVE BIG TITS YOU DUMBFUCK
>>29443413
Leave the manlet alone you cunt, he did nothing wrong.
I swear you roasties live to make people miserable
>>29444202
feels good tbf (to be frank)
>>29442685
my 14 year old brother is taller than you.
>>29444113
They were giggling and laughing cause you were uncomfortable about it.
If you had just shown your ID and moved on it'd be like nothing.
>>29442685
>5'6"
>approach women
>I have women shorter than me that I look down to tell me that I am too short for them
I wanted to punch her tits right there. Fuck this entitled world. I know my place in the pecking order but now that women are fucking only Chad's and the Chads will fuck anyone, I can't get anyone.
>>29444219
She's projecting. Women will force their idea of beauty on everyone else rather than admit any fault. Naturally she assumes that manlets would do the same when in reality they wish they were taller.
>>29444219
>>29444286
>implying
>>29444224
Manlets and gross freaks like robots existing is my problem.
>6'2"
feelgudman
>tfw 5'11"
>still shortest in group
>>29444298
>Manlets and gross freaks like robots existing is my problem.
So you're just being a cunt for no particular reason other than being on your period.
>>29442685
You should have flirted with her and make jokes about yourself
>>29443548
>-you will be fetishized no matter what
hell yeah. what's wrong about that
>>29444286
what she's doing is better though
take your problems out on others not on yourself
women are alpha as fuck
>>29444334
Nah, I'm just bored and robots reply to everything anyone posts. You could mention your dick than pretend to be a girl without even trying to hide it and they'll still respond and believe every word. Did you really think an actual girl would waste their time talking on r9k? Please they'd be posting nudes and begging for attention instead.
>>29442685
She wanted to /ss/
>tfw 5 foot but lie about being 5 foot 1
just
>>29444373
>i am only pretending to be retarded HAHAHAHA
>it was a prank bro, im not really a moron LOL but you fell for it!
>5'11"
>most people is shorter than me
>when someone is taller than me, I feel like a dwarf
I wish I was taller.
>>29444417
Doesn't mean I don't believe manlets and chestlets are genetically inferior and should be mocked, but I'm not a woman nor did I pretend to be one. I can timestamp my hairy asshole if you want?
>>29444449
Its wierd when you're on the train and looking down the packed carriage. If your eyes meet at level with someone theres sort of a conscious exchange saying "yeah, we made it" but if the persons about 6'1" or more they also reply "you just made it"
>>29444458
Why do you think your opinion matters in any way?
>>29443607
>tfw live in the south and noone likes skinny chestlet girls
I'm never gonna make it
>>29444525
Why do you think yours? If no one cared or thought it didn't matter why bother arguing with me?
>Be me
>23
>Hanging out with cute girl
>"Hey anon are you sure you're 5'5?"
>"Yeah, why?"
>"Well I'm 5'5 and when we stand side by side I'm taller than you. I think you might be 5'4, or even 5'3"
>"Well, maybe I am 5'4 but I never really cared to be honest"
I shit you not this cunt just went out of her way to point out my height, like she was only 5'5 and short as well but it's like why bother pointing out a short man's height. You don't think I'm not aware that I'm fucking shorter than the average male, you fucking roastie cunt.
I mean she still thought I was cute but still, I should have pointed out some of her faults like her cardboard looking flat chest. WHERE ARE YOUR BOOBS FEMANON?!?! WHY DON'T YOU HAVE BOOBS?!?
I guarantee you she would have gotten fucking offended if I had said that
>>29444538
Why do chestlets always pretend to be guys and say that titfucking doesn't feel good?
>>29444570
When will both chestlets and manlets ever learn?
>>29444586
>aw those soft boobs like...hurt my penis and shit, like ouch!
>totally feels like a rug burn!
>>29444586
I dunno, but i wish I could do paizuri. Having small tits sucks
>>29443327
yea that's actually the saddest thing i can imagine. wouldn't be surprised if he murder suicided his brother.
>>29444553
just to remind you how worthless you are
i like to do that when people get uppity around me
>>29444625
Most women can't do paizuri.
>>29443327
his outward appearance is nothing compared to the beta he is on the inside. what a fucking cuck.
>>29444639
And I like to do the same with genetically inferior people.
>>29444665
good
i hope you include yourself
>>29442723
Fuck this one gave me feels
>being a chestlet
You aren't even a woman if you don't have tits. Doesn't matter how hot you are, tits and ass make the woman. If you have neither, all you are is a worthless womb.
>>29442837
I wanna be your friend so bad
>>29444695
I'm not a manlet like you, but it's true. We're all genetically inferior on this website.
>>29443402
>if your sister/cousin is taller, but younger and they catch you masturbating. They act like you're much younger than you actually are and give you some advice.
uhh
i think that might just be you.
>>29444113
kek the definition of a robot. you are obviously insecure about it. but either way its something everyone goes through regardless if you look young or old.
>>29444625
I like forced paizuri with a sized breasts
>>29443327
Sounds fake but I can relate.
>Be an identical twin
>Have pectus excavatum, looks like someone took a spoon and and scooped a piece out of my sternum, but he doesn't
>>29444162
Fuck off roastie
Women do this all the time with heightism, lookism, etc.
>>29444816
My tits don't even go around half of an average sized dick, I don't see how that would be pleasurable? Please explain
>>29444872
>having experience to know they don't wrap around and average sized dick
>that means you must have also wrapped them around a small dick and a big dick
Roastie
>>29444872
More of a mental thing as well as a desperation. Even though all the stimulation would come from the area where the sternum is it would still be enough.
To me proper paizuri is kind of repulsive
>>29444912
If you don't even have an a-cup they're going to be worthless no matter what the dick size.
>>29443402
>-you can't bring your girlfriend on a date without everyone assuming she's having a bad time because of how short you are (Chads walking up to your table and talking to her as if you're not even there)
Very true, they DO challange you, but when you take it "wow its just a prank brah, napoleon complex much" rhetoric comes, and if you don't do anything you become a pussy ass phaggot.
A damned if you do a damned if you don't situation
>>29444946
Take a pic and post them. I don't believe that a woman could have tits that can't wrap around a roll or something shaped like a dick. It's physically impossible.
>>29444912
Nah, just one dick, with near average measurements. Slightly under in girth, even.
>>29444928
Hmm, interesting. I feel like real paizuri would be really comfy and warm and soft, but I don't have a dick, so I have no idea.
>be 5.5 23years old
>trying to buy red dead redemption at gamestop
>qt cashier
>"where are you parents I cant sell you this m rated game"
>I show id
>"oh sorry you have a baby face and look 15 years old "giggling
>>29445007
I don't have tits. Again if there isn't even an inch or two difference it can't wrap around anything.
>>29444838
19 male kv here. You're 100% correct, but that doesn't make it any more okay for you to do it. You hate it when other people do something so you do the same thing? There's nothing wrong with that, but I wouldn't be able to call myself a man of morals if I did.
>>29444967
This is much, if you just ignore it your a beta pussy, if you react your insecure and overcompensating
>>29442685
i'm 5'6" and have no self-esteem. i can't even imagine how terrible it must be to be 5'1". i am so sorry OP
>>29445011
Post a pic of your tits. I don't believe you that they're that small. You are probably using them wrong like a dumb cunt.
>>29445099
>being desperate enough to want see a chestlet's "tits"
>>29442685
Stop being a little bitch about it.No pun intended.
>Do you need help?
>Yes Ma'am
>helps you
>Thank you
>walk away
Not that hard just be direct and get your shit. Who cares what anyone fucking thinks.
>>29445133
I don't think a woman could be flat as a pre-pubescent teenage boy.
>>29445099
Not gonna take a tit pic, but 28a is my bra size, and this is a pretty close approximation of my chest
>>29444967
ugh
thank you for putting it into words better than i could
i wanna kill myself
>>29445027
What a bitch, we don't have females working at my local gamestop but I've heard horror stories of female gamestop employees. They have no social skills or tact, they'll pretty much be rude and bitchy to your face and not care. It's weird because my city doesn't employee females to work at video game stores, like I never see any female employees at video game stores.
We have an off brand video game store with like 3 female workers, and one of them is a manager. They're pretty cute but I'm pretty sure they're lesbian, like they have gauges and tattoos with the short hair.
friendly reminder ask yourself what kind of faggot has to make a special trip to r9k to pick on manlets, realize that their options are limited because they are beta losers themselves, and to promptly ignore bully posters
>>29445197
how old are you and how tall
>>29445159
If he stops caring what other people think, he's going to stop reading your shitposting or thinking about it
With your post youre trying to imply that in real life youre some kind of tough alpha male that doesnt give a shit, but considering that youre spending your freetime bitching on r9k, youre just as pathetic as me or OP or anyone else
>>29445197
Try gaining weight. The fat might help your tits out. Really hope you don't have huge nipples because that would be gross on small tits.
>>29445235
20, 5'4"ish
I have an androgynous face too, so people always think I'm a 15 year old boy
>>29445272
Yeah, I'm really underweight. My nips are small and cute. I'd probably kill myself if I had huge pancake nips 2bh
>>29443402
>girls think it's funny to randomly hug you and put your face in their boobs
>things that suck
>>29445168
They exist. I saw a flat roastie posting this the other day.
![FIdbtPqYr4xugj_1_a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Clfxqaz.jpg "FIdbtPqYr4xugj_1_a[1].jpg")
>>29445099
>>29444946
>>29445168
>>29445329
>all this DFC hate
just end yourselves
>>29445305
>20, 5'4"ish
>I have an androgynous face too, so people always think I'm a 15 year old boy
>>>29445272
>Yeah, I'm really underweight. My nips are small and cute. I'd probably kill myself if I had huge pancake nips 2bh
do you like muscular or skinny guys (or fat)
>>29445305
do you like skinny or muscular guys (or fat)
>>29445467
Fit (not super buff) or builtfat
>>29445418
fuck off pedo
figures this wouldn't be original
>>29445327
>sexual harassment
>good
>>29445658
>being a homosexual
>good
>>29444359
You're not taken seriously. Some guys are way too open about their little sister fetish and take it way too far. You feel like more of a fuck toy that comes with an emotional support attachment.
>>29445767
what's this little sister fetish?
>6'2"
>grotesque face and acne past the age of 20
you can't have it all
>>29442764
No it is not 4'10, Snooki is 4'9 and she is not considered a nidget. It is different for man and woman?
>>29445840
It's 4'10 in my country, maybe yours has so many manlets they had to make it even shorter.
>5'11"
please god end my suffering, no man deserves a fate as cruel as this
>all this self hate for being a manlet
Just move to a country where people are shorter than you. I'm 5'7 and plan to move to Indonesia and get all the Asian pussy I want.
>5'10" gf towers over manlets with me
HAHA get fucked
>>29445819
There are guys that want to date short girls and pretend that the short girl is their little sister. It's really gross .
>>29445894
you are by far the most retarded anon in this thread
kill yourself.
>>29442685
You fucked up when you didn't say, "Yeah, I left my stilts in the car" to get her laughing. Then she might think you were worth going out with.
>>29445933
>move to Asia meme
Asian youth nowadays are pretty taller now. You'd probably be tall if you went to Asia during the 1940's.
>>29445948
i don't understand. explain pls.
Don't ever talk about being short on Reddit.
You'll get called a pussy and everyone will talk about your posting history instead of your original post.
5'9"
every male i know is taller than me. Have only met a handful of sub 5'9 guys in my life. Where are you all? Hiding?
>>29446070
>posting on reddit
You deserve that tbqh
>>29443412
>>/mental illness/
oregon chemtrail
>>29444967
increase your Tact stats if you want this to end
>>29445894
>thought I was 6 foot
>actually 5'11
>cable guy came out today
>thought I was 16
>>29446449
>thought I was 6'2
>turns out i'm 6'4
>>29442685
What did I tell you, Rand? No more oreos!
>>29443037
Try having no type of hug ever at any point in your life
>>29445840
4'10 in the US is the legal cut off for being a midget
Women get away with being midgets and no one saying anything because they are women
I have never seen a man below 5 6 in my life
wtf
>>29446873
that's because you think the short ones are 14 year old boys
>>29446929
no it's because i live in the netherlands and am 5 9
life is suffering, it's probably like being 5 4
>tfw 5'9'' and considered kind of tall because I live in a country of manlets
Feels indifferent. I'm still a 25 y/o virgin.
>>29446962
Im 5'9" as well and dutchfag as well, its not like being 5'4" at all. You do feel shorter though i will give you that
>>29444282
>punch her tits
yeah they were perfectly at eye level for you. should've done it
>>29442685
She should've lifted you up so you could get the box yourself while maintaining your dignity.
>>29445098
exactly, 5'7" here and i get buttmad almost erryday seeing giants towering around me and fucking schoolkids taller than me
it must be worse than hell to be 5'1", holy shit
I'm 5'10 and have accepted that I'm dying a virgin. No girl wants a short guy.
>>29444822
You're the left overs from when god made your twin.
>older sister made you touch her boobs because she felt bad that you couldn't get a girlfriend due to being short
>>29447387
>5'10''
>short
You're fine. There's plenty of woman who are bellow that.
>>29443402
>-if your sister/cousin is taller, but younger and they catch you masturbating. They act like you're much younger than you actually are and give you some advice.
anon that's extremely specific...
>>29447746
>sister catches you masturbating
>she immediately closes the door and walks into living room to tell everyone
>can hear lots of loud clapping and cheering about how you're becoming a man now
>next day find porn magazines , 2 boxes of tissues, and lube on your bed when you return home from school
I'm 22, is it too late to get hormones? 5'4" and life is suffering
>>29447941
Hormones will mess you up. Just improve yourself in other ways . Career, education, hobbies, fashion, social skills, etc. Being short really isn't that bad.
>>29447941
yes, it's too late. there's like a .0005% chance your growth plates are open enough for it to make a difference. growth hormones are meant for kids between like 10-18.
>>29447941
5'4 here too. We should do a suicide pact. Just gotta find an efficient method too.
>>29442934
Ram and rem a best twins
>>29443037
But that's hot senpai
I wish that happened to me but unfortunately I'm not a fucking NORMIE who gets invited to parties
>>29448336
I was talking about estrogen
Manlets can just wear stilts under their pants, and people will be none the wiser.
>>29443037
>when you're at a party
h-haha, yeah man I hate that...
>>29442685
Why do you care if a 9/10 girl giggles at you she wouldn't fuck you even if you were 6'3 so just wait til sex bots come out and die alone it's not that bad m80
>tfw 6ft4
MANLETS BTFO
>>29448512
You say it's hot until it happens to you in real life. You'd feel completely disrespected and violated.
A girl literally touching you without permission and forcing you to something semi-sexual with her.
>>29446070
Jesus I forgot how bad reddit is
Holy shit
Fuck reddit
>>29443413
desu you're literally a nigger so fuck off
>>29448724
That's literally my fetish though. I want a girl taller than me to bully me. Plus if she's even okay with touching me at all that's better than nothing.
>>29442937
>body of a chad, mind of a robot
literal perfection, marry me
>>29442685
5'8 midget. It's humiliating. Every time I go outside there's even teenage girls taller than me. Even they're like 5'10 by now. And the teenage boys are like 6'0+. It's all my parents fault, my mother should have never had kids with a 5'7 midget. What a joke. I curse the both of them. They brought me into this world just to be a source of torture and ridicule. I'm a laughing stock.
I barely go outside anymore. I want to die without killing myself. Maybe I'll get lucky enough to get cancer or hit by a car on the rare occasion I do decide to go outside. I will never live a happy life because of my height. I will never have confidence.
>>29445329
she's just ugly though, not even about the chest
>>29445305
post tits please, small nips are the best
>tfw 5'11 grill
>sitting down at party
>guy starts talking, really friendly
>both of us stand up
>be an inch or 2 tops taller than him
>"UGH WTF YOURE SO TALL"
>guy walks away
yall think you have it badd..
>>29449096
FUCK OFF YOU FUCKING GIANT ROASTIE
Why do you all feel the need to come into these threads and rub it in our faces? We suffer enough torment as it is. We come to these threads and this board to find solace and you whores still have to ruin it for us.
I hope you get into an accident and you're legs have to be amputated. I hoped they get crushed beyond repair.
more things that suck about being short:
-women do not see you as a man. They do not mind getting dressed in front of you. They don't mind skinny dipping or sunbathing topless in front of you. They don't mind getting nude in front of you because they don't see you as a sexual threat.
Worse than being thought of as a gay friend.
>roommates having party
>my bedroom has a washroom
>occasionally girls will walk in and piss with the door open even though they know I can see them
>5'7
>everyone is 6' in germany
>Tfw 6'4 but only 180 pounds
Height is a meme if you're a skelly.
I want a < 5'4 southeastern US gf
Where are y'all?
>tfw 5'7
>6'0 gf
I weep for the 6'2 normies that will never know the comfyness of a lanky gf like me
>>29449096
Are you kidding me if you're actually who you say you are then there are plenty of guys you roastieplease bully me
>>29442792
Dude what the hell I'm only like 5'9" and there's plenty of people shorter than me.
>>29445894
>tfw 5'11.5''
>tfw I will never be 6'
>tfw it will be a lie every time I tell someone I'm 6 feet tall
>>29442685
I'm sorry dude. I'm high as shit and I absolutely cannot read this in anything but a really high pitched midget voice.
>>29450249
at least im 6'4
>>29443450
more like face>legs>tits>ass>>>>>>>>>>>feet
>>29443327
>a short while went on to be a long while
That's bullshit. One of my best friends needed hormone therapy in highschool because he was still under five feet tall. They monitor there hormone levels every couple of months. There is no way that this kid skipped out on his hormone therapy for a "long while" while being administered the stuff.
>>29451236
unless he skipped out on check ups due to scheduling or money problems. Some people skip out on wisdom teeth removal because they had something to do on the day of their appointment.
>All these low test betas getting confused for children
>5'6
>rugged manly face
>beard the gods would envy
>haven't been asked for ID since i was 18
Shorter people have higher life expectancy.
Not much use being 6 feet tall when your 6 feet under.
>>29442937
>it's a chad thinks he is a robot because he is awkward post
>it's a "guys it's actually harder to be attractive with a robot personality than ugly with a robot personality"
fuck
off
5'6 beaner, well most like 5'5.5, but I'm sorry bro, no one should have to feel the pain of being a manlet
>>29451818
>beard the gods would envy
if this is what you think im guessing people find you pretty insufferable
>>29444822
Post pic please I want to see that
>>29442792
>oh no I'm 5'8 woe is me
Fuck you I would kill for 5'8
I found out one of the presidents of Me7ic0 was 4'6 today, holy shit, also Pablo Escobar was 5'6
>>29443758
>way more bitching about chestlets than I see bitching about manlets
The chestlet thing is a meme. Men hardly care about breast size, though it's nice to have. Being short on the other hand is basically a complete handicap and 99% of girls won't even consider you if you're 5'3".
>5'6"
>fit and asian
>firefighter
desu I get laid all the time
But that doesn't mean I am happy
>5'2"
>sub mascho
>pretty much a twink
>perfectly content
>>29452694
>I can make fake shit up on the internet
>>29442723
>5'10
>13yo
>slight beard
>people thought I was 16-18 att
be fortunate you're still young looking. I'm 20 now and hideous.
>>29452968
How tall are you now?
>5'5"
>chad mindset
>fuck plenty of girls
>basically midget chad
It's all about the mindset bros, ask me any questions and I'll teach
You don't need to be attractive
You don't need to have money
You don't need a nice car either
Just have the mindset and you'll get far
coming from 2/10 midget with no money or car
5'9"
>have to jump to reach the doorknob
>need a ladder to reach the sink to brush teeth
life is hell
>>29453075
6'5
pls llik me
>>29442685
I have a tough time being 5'8", I honestly don't know how you guys do it.
>>29448704
haha have fun with your micro xD
>>29453161
Thats why your on 4chan, right?
>>29444320
>be 6'2"
>still get treated like a kid
6'3"
>have to duck under doors
>have to lean down to hear anybody talk
>people ask me to grab things
>girls need a ladder to kiss me
>in the stratosphere
how's the weather up there?
>what?
I said how's the weather up there?
it's like teaching kindergarten
>>29442886
Your a faggot its an asshole where shit comes from killyourself
>2 days ago
>For years I thought I was 5'6
>Measure myself
>Actually 5'5
THE RIDE NEVER FUCKING ENDS
>>29452675
>The chestlet thing is a meme
Yeah man I only fap to tits as a joke. Every guy does.
>>29453255
What age did you stop growing?
>brother 6'
>dad 6'
>mum 5'8
>sister 5'9
>me 5'2
>thought i was 8 feet tall for years because i was 5'7 when i was 15 and i just assumed that i had grown a foot or two since then
>measure myself yesterday
>i'm actually only 5'10
what the FUCK
>>29453648
That doesn't even make sense. My parents are both 5'7 and I'm 5'8 and 3 of my 5 brothers are 6ft+. And I thought I got fucked over.
You should be taller than me.
You're a guy or a girl? Something must have stunted your growth.
>>29443201
>be me
>5'6
>fucked some rich chick with DD breasts yesterday and came in her ass
being a manlet isn't the end of the world, you just have to have something else to offer
>>29453913
Tall, fit, healthy parents doesn't always mean offspring will 100% be tall, fit, and healthy. Even black families have the occasional very light skinned black offspring.
>>29442723
at least you dont have this
>22
>never been carded buying beer
>i look like im 40 because the bags under my eyes
>i ask people how old i look
>at least 30
>>29442685
>mfw I realized I imagined you having a really high voice
>>29444162
You're either retarded or this is really shirty bait
>>29453648
your daddy got cucked by a manlet
>>29443450
>tits
>ass
>vagina
>face
>legs
>feet
In that order.
