Lets settle this once and for all robots
i hope you vote for nonvirginexit
i cant wrap my mind around the notion that nonvirgins could be called robots its seems impossible
however let the poll decide
http://www.strawpoll.me/10546379
Being a virgin is necesssary imo. Once youve lost it, the lowest you can go is cyborg
>>29440466
fpbp
but I would reserve the term cyborg for virgin robots who can still function in society otherwise despite completely lacking the emotional/affective/sexual side of life
it makes sense, a cyborg is more advanced than a robot but still a machine
non-virgins should be considered failed normies at best
>>29440552
How a little more punctuation, virgin. God, you even type like an autist. I can almost hear your inability to control your speech patterns.
>>29440608
butthurt normie detected
>>29440552
i agree with that terminology breski
would you welcome failed normies if they knew their place ?
i might be willing to accept some normieinsider stories from them if they avoid bragging about their experience
>>29440466
Really? What if you lost it at say 19 but went on a decade long dryspell?
>>29440819
then youre a failed normie just as we said in this thread
>>29440771
sure, as long as they are actually failed and not just normies in disguise
The following is the non-negotiable set of traits that defines a robot:
-18+
-male
-virgin (for a man this means no vaginal intercourse)
-no friends
Everyone else is either a failed normie or a normie.
>>29440419
>More than half of /r9k/ VOTERS have had sex
VIRGINS BTFO
>>29442347
virginity won clearly as a requirement
>>29440419
>fuck someone in highschool, literally over a decade ago
>NOT A REAL ROBOT
kill yourself my friend
>>29442697
fuck off normieshit ,real robots were NEVER popular in highschool
OP here the vote is over when we reach 100 votes
>>29442455
Doesn't matter. All it shows is that your version of "robot" is the minority.
Virgins GTF>>>/out/
>>29440419
Voted no because I know there's robots that have been sexually abused.
>>29443462
that does not count fampai
>>29443355
you do not understand the word exception that means that these guys think theyre not inherently nonvirgins thats why its an exception
nonvirgins BTFO
the end of the poll is near guys we have 96 votes
>>29440419
Voted 'prostitutes are exceptions'. Usually this implies an abandonment of all hope and is resorted to around the age of 30.
>>29440645
That doesn't make him a normie. You type like an idiot.
If you have 100 dollars to spend on a prostitute there is absolutely no reason for you to still be a virgin unless you are in a wheelchair parslyzed, transitioned or just downright religiously abstinate
>>29444064
several anons voted that prostitutes are exceptions and im willing to accept this view
>>29440419
if you are gay, you can't become a robot because you can get sex whenever you want.
if you are a trap you can't be a robot because you are a fucking mentally illed idiot who should off himself.
being virgin is the main requirment.
... interesting so far......
>Pic related.
Can cyborgs or normies or chads/stacies be virgins?
>>29444840
Cyborg is defined by someone who has normie traits such as having a few friends and being able to function in society but being a kissless virgin lonely fuck so cyborgs can be but chad/stacy is defined by getting lots of sex so chad and stacy can't.
>>29443462
>>29443654
Rape and sexual abuse are exceptions, obviously. It hardly needs stating.
Better poll: http://www.strawpoll.me/10548967
>>29440419
In my opinion, a robot must be a virgin unless
1. he has only had sex with prostitutes or
2. he was raped or
3. he has only had sex with prostitutes and non-consensually with rapists
>>29445853
To clarify:
I think the definition should be the top 5 choices, except that choices in the same category (KHHV/virgin/incel, under18/under25) will only be taken once, depending on the order in which they appear
At the moment:
Robots are male, virgin, above 18, handicapped, and hasn't held a job for more than month
More votes are needed for anything conclusive (especially to determine whether it should be virgin, KHHV, or incel)
Robots are male,
The definitions need to be put in the sticky once agreed upon.
I hate this shit, this board has nothing to do with sad autistic virgins, it's called robot because of the duplication filter not because of your pathetic lives
I'd rather talk to normies with original content then you miserable cuckold faggots
>>29446808
>I'd rather talk to normies with original content then you miserable cuckold faggots
I know just the place for you. You can show yourself out.
>>29440419
>>29441487
I'd say never having had a job is the most defining characteristic of a robot.
All you wagecuck friendless virgins can bitch all you want, but you'll never be true robots.
>>29447263
that's stupid you're an idiot lol xD
>Taking this seriously
>anything other than a continually morphing definition that changes to exclude whoever you hate at the moment.
>>29448235
I agree, actually. It's possible to be a NEET normie but not a wagecuck robot
>>29445552
I am khv and somehow can function in society, but i'm not lonely. What does that make me?
