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It's very simple normalfucks. If you have EVER had a gf:
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It's very simple normalfucks.

If you have EVER had a gf: leave

If not: Stay
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>>29439727
No, we run the asylum now white boi.
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>>29439727

Precisely this. Thank you, OP. Fucking normie threads "Hur dur I miss my ex I sure am a robot right guys?"
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Does it count if my girlfriend lives inside my head? Do I still have to go?
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>>29439932
I stop reading and hide any threads with "muh gf. muh ex" bullshit in them.
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>>29439727
>>29439759
>>29439932
>>29439961
>>29439967

>tfw never had a real girlfriend
>had tons of its complicated relationships or relationships where she only used me for sex or broke up because i am autistic

why cant i just be normal

JUST
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>>29439990
that's real sad buddy but why'd you quote everyone in the thread?
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>>29440018
so more people will read or reply of course you fucking retard
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>>29439727

I like laughing at all of the societal rejects though
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>>29440056
Oh ok well i hope you stop getting used for sex or broken up with because you're autistic
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>>29440056
Your logic ironically only made you look like the retard.
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>>29440109
kek if you find entertainment in that, you're probably one of us faggot
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>>29440109
THIS SAME FEEL DESU

AND THE FROGS I LIKE THE FROGS XDDDD
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>>29439727

Ever?

Like? seriously?

I've had a two girlfriends since I was born.

Zero since I was eleven (11).

I really don't belong anywhere else, can you make an exception?
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>>29440056
>being rude for no good reason

No wonder you're autistic. You're gonna need to fix that attitude young man! :^)
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Can u be a robot if you fuck whores but never had a gf?
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>>29439727
OK, we're here
Now what?
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>>29439727
Fuck off. Being unceremoniously dumped by a woman you thought loved you is as painful as anything a KHV can experience.
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>>29440138

>has gf
>not a shut-in slob
>shitposting from my job
>own car
>own apartment

checks out, faggot.
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>>29439727
Now that's a simple definition.
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>>29440198
Would it have been better if were to be ceremoniously?
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>>29440198
That doesnt make you a robot. No cares how much pain youve experienced; if its normie pain, then get out. :^)
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>>29439727
This.

>"i am bad at relationships this makes me a robot!!!"

The completely different rank of social status to get there is entirely not a robot identity. Being attractive enough to have friends and love interests, having a personality and confidence that actually makes someone want to fuck you, etc. The real robot has never had a woman even just look at him, and little to no friends.

>"but that's for severe autists!!"

Precisely, and that's why you need to get OUT.
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I've been coming to 4chan since 2005 and r9k since it's creation. The longest i've been single in that time is 2 months. This board has never been anything to do with virginity, and anyone who thinks it is is a newfag.
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Okay OP I promise me and all the other normal folk will leave. We won't just continue posting whatever we feel like, consequence free, in order to keep get reactions, such as this thread.


Just kidding man. You fucks are way to entertaining to abandon.
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You heard OP you fucking normies. Get the fuck off the board.
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>>29440531

do you need your safespace, right wing tumblerina?
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>>29440584
>right wing

look around you, we're NEETs and videogame addicts who masturbate to hentai.
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>>29439990
>had tons of its complicated relationships or relationships where she only used me for sex

You need to get the hell out. What man wouldnt want to be used for sex for awhile? You're just normo, and I bet you havent been diagnosed with any kind of autism spectrum disorder.
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Chad here. I'm not going anywhere. I browse this zoo to pass time at my highly paid job.
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>>29440672
>What man wouldnt want to be used for sex for awhile?

Spoken like a true virgin.
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>>29440714

Either you're not even trying to bait or you're very bad at reverse baiting.
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>>29439727
I had a gf on runescape once

should I leave?
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>>29441575
The better question would be who hadn't had a gf on runescape?
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>>29440714
Don't piss of the robots or they will bite.
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Did the normos ever get the message of where they belong?

Hope so.
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>>29440419/

we need your votes on nonvirginexit fellow robots
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