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/britfeel/ I don't have the rainy one saved sorry lads edition
>>29407797
The rain in my heart will make up for it
>>29407854
You OK hun? x
Very rainy, very comfy
Wet
Waiting in bus stop to go to work. Two old women and an Indian mother with kids.
Gonna be late and gonna be soaked.
Rainy day :(
>tfw pooing at work
Getting paid for this lads
Poleaboo will be off to the Job Centre in 5 minutes
>Defragmenting (4%)
Sick of this EU referendum shite tbqh lads, I just want the pakis out NOW
>>29410327
Rarely watch the news but I did this morning, sickens me how much they were shilling remain
"If you want a clear outright decision then just vote remain because that's what everyone else is going to do" - some bitch on sky news
I'm not even /pol/ but this outraged me, switched the channel straight away
Back from the job centre
Gotta go to a jobs fair on Wednesday
Who else is drinking already?
>>29410379
>we're not going to use Jo Cox's death as a political tool
>literally less than 5 days later
>JO WAS MY FRIEND AND SHE BELIEVED IN THE EU
Fucking disgusting.
>>29409996
Early one today poley
>>29410478
It's relevant
If you don't comment on that then her attacker wins
>>29410534
Yeah, it was short as ever though, back home in 20 minutes
>>29410403
Mingeta, if you put on a trip you're getting filtered
Here's a novel idea for you lads: why not post your waifus?
>>29410560
Sorry, got my boards mixed up
>>29410569
AlI right
>>29410572
Good lad/lass keep that puffda shit to the poof board
I still don't understand what exactly you do when you go to the job centre
>>29410593
>>I still don't understand what exactly you do when you go to the job centre
Show your work coach your work search diary
He signs it
You sign the electronic signing thing
That's it
He might ask how the job search in general is going and alert you to programs and stuff
>>29410629
I can see how that would be a great help in finding a job.
>tfw your nan goes on a racist rant in the pub
decided to start playing rs07, pretty comfy. not entirely into it yet though.
>>29410629
If this is all they're doing they're waiting for a reason to sanction. They're a shit adviser.
Mine signed and went through jobs I could apply for but hadn't seen, made sure I was still sane and had food at home, went through the course list with me, made sure I left that office feeling confident again. I had a new job 3 weeks later.
My adviser was fucking boss and I wish more of JCP was like her.
>>29410478
But she was killed because of her politics, and she was staunchly pro-EU. You can't not mention it, the guy is basically /pol/ acting out its dream.
>>29407797
>tfw your walking home from a mates in the early morning after an intense all night mushroom trip and local school kids start pelting you with value custard creams.
>>29410835
nah, I've been on JSA for about 9 months now
My advisor just understands that this is a shit area with high unemployment that getting ajob is unrealistic
Is everyone going to stop being so horrible after Thursday? For all the talk of 'Britishness' people have not been acting very British.
>>29410428
I love the new ab fab design on diet coke cans and I hate ab fab.
How can normies tell a robot so easily? I saw a job vacancy down the shop and asked for an application form and they told me I wouldn't get the job anyway so no point in having one
>>29410896
Also who's that lass she looks proper familiar lad
>>29410569
Didn't think the raincoat I got a while back would do any good, but it's managed to keep the top dry. now only my legs are soaking
Should i just fuck this girl over and over just and get a gf just for cuddles ?
>>29410979
if you're asking that unironically you don't belong here
>>29410995
>gf pls
>origino
>>29410979
>i can have as much sex as i want but should i get another girl too
fuck off normie
FUCKING HAYFEVER REEE
>sister hates her job
>gets pregnant so she can have a year off work
>mum has to buy all this baby shit
>build a new room in our house for it
>neither sister or her bf have any money saved
>everyone so proud and happy for her
I don't get it. Why aren't they angry or disappointed in her for getting knocked up at 20 with no money or maturity?
>>29410896
wow she looks like the girl I met at college who i used to have lunch with all the time. Thank god it's not her.... I have too much respect for that lass.
>>29411149
Same thing happened with my cousin but because she's a fairly good looking woman she just got a free raise from work and paid leave and loads of free shit and presents
>>29411151
She looks just like this one roastie I knew who was such a whore that she even took my virginity and no one ever talks to me let alone wants to have sex with me tbqh
reminder: do not engage in discourse with the paki
>>29411149
Because they know they won't get any grandchildren from you and this is their only chance?
Just a guess
>>29411194
Yeah probably hahahahaha *sad laughter*
going through job listings and they all require obscure degrees that no one thought would be a good idea to study, the only one i've seen so far that i'm qualified for is "male escort"
feelsbadtbqhf
Morning lads, stayed up drinking til 4am last night which was fun. Don't even feel that bad today, but I probably should get this under control.
Off to the shops soon, what flavour of pot noodle do I buy?
>>29411364
if you're good at handling your drink you'll be fine today but if you keep it going believe me you'll feel like shit tomorrow or the day after
also get yourself some cheap import ramen noodles lad theyre far better
>>29411149
see >>29411194
perma-virgin
>>29411405
I drink quite a lot, I think I will be fine by around lunch time.
Any particular brand? My local Tesco has a bunch. Tried the nissen ones once and they were awful but willing to try different ones
>>29411500
can't quiet remember the brand lad, i got them in a japanese/asian supermarket near me called Asiana, might be one near you if you live in a city
Listening to the kooks and thinking back to my year 9 indie phase when I actually had mates
Where did it all go so wrong lads
>>29411500
If you're going Tesco, Doritos are on offer. Get on that lad.
>>29411548
Fuck me I've not heard them in years, just looked them up, can't believe they're still together.
>>29411568
Fucking right, cheers m9
Today is going to be a comfy day I feel
>>29411526
i bought some of those random imported noodles, whats the best way to cook them?
usually for supernoodles i throw them in the pan with 300ml of water and simmer for 5mins
>>29411856
If they're the pot kind you should be able to find instructions on google, but usually you boil water in the kettle and fill it to the line and add the sachets and cover the pot then wait a few minutes and stir and serve
Just applied for one of the most normie jobs around because I decided fuck it, I'm not sitting around wasting away lads, wish me luck
Big pay, lot's of benefits and it'll help me network in my particular sector and find good jobs in the future if I do get it
>>29411149
Uh.... male privilege I think
>>29411955
not the pot kind, in a small packet with chink moonrunes on
>start exercising a month ago
>haven't felt bad since
>actually started enjoying outside
>talking to new people again
I think I'm gonna do it lads
>>29412168
what kind of exercise?
>>29412173
powerwalking
Star Trek's Anton Yelchin has died in a 'freak accident' at the age of 27
nigii with bonsai sprinkles
The storm cloud of sanity stalks me chasing away what should of been a sunny day
Shed tears of lonesome despair sink back into grin and bare the rains set to fall
I've devoted my life to rid you of your pain, ignoring my loss this hearts a drain
For feelings of acceptance which reveal themselves feigned hope it never happens again
Do not mind that, scream the voices in my brain, but if I stop giving, only I remain
Though I know not of misery, I stand to be hopelessly hoping all in vein
For I lack the company it needs to be entertained misery would be a nice change
This solitude drives me insane so I share feign until reality strikes at the end
>>29412000
>000
>mfw I get trips but they're not worth any points
>>29412208
oh no truly a bad year for the arts
saw it on /b yesterday but thought it was a spoiler for the new movie
>>29412229
Fuck off bonsai
Don't ruin a piece of art
>>29411856
You are going to be delighted because they are a fuckload better than shitty supernoodles
>>29412314
No you fuck off you shit stirring, attention seeking little twat, go choke on your 'lonliness' cunt
Man kills 3people in a drunk drive incident and get 4 months in jail. where's the justice?
>>29412314
Have another (You) so you don't feel as neglected and hopefully will be able to sleep tonight, sad act
>>29412208
cucked himself got out his car at the top of a hill and it squashed him against a wall and the security gate
>>29412314
>polishing a turd tbah
but iktf
>>29411149
Jesus, she's going to be an absolute fucking garbage parent. Literally have a kid because you want time off work?
I mean most people have kids because they were too stupid to get an abortion or because they think it will 'complete' their life some how.
Are women so stupid they have absolutely no foresight into how much her life is going to fucking suck when it's born? Wait, I just answered my own question.
>>29412208
(((Anton Yelchin)))
>>29412469
Why delete this?
After a lengthy discussion we have decided that Ghost Flatmate is not deserving of a spot in the Hall of Fame.
>>29412391
The chicken supernoodles are actually not too bad, way better than these horrible nissen ones
>>29407797
Seen these threads, never actually joined. What do does one do in a /britfeel/ bread?
>>29412715
Just a general chat thread really, they are usually pretty good with minimal shitposting about normies and REEEEE etc
>>29412715
see >>29412661
get acclimated, think up a gimmick and get posting
>>29412571
>squashed against
>>29412721
>>29412726
Alrightey then. Well, since this is general, anyone ever listen to Ween's 'The Mollusk'? to me, I think it's criminally under-appreciated.
Grin they should call you Gurn you ugly motherfucker
>>29412775
fuck off to music faggot
finally made my mind up lads
i'm voting remain
>>29412841
Our forefathers would be proud
>>29412841
my leave vote cancels your remain vote out
>>29412817
>general
OREGANO OREGANO OREGANO
>in uni kitchen
>someone comes in
>nearly jump out of my skin
>talking to someone
>start visibly shaking
>shaking gets worse as the conversation goes on
Why am I like this?
>>29412909
I'm voting leave too, got a remain shilling leaflet through the door today which promptly found its way into the bin
>>29412963
I'm voting leave, got a remain leaflet through the post which found its way to the bin
I'm probably going to stick 20 quid on Britain staying in the eu and the vote remain
Let's be honest lads
We're never going to leave.
There are three types of people voting leave.
Idiots who know that they are idiots and don't care. They hate intellectualism and any form of reason, they are voting leave because of "Britain first, innit! I'm tired of experts."
Idiots who don't know they are idiots, who think they have examined all the issues but really they aren't that different from the first group, just slightly more able to rationalize their xenophobia by talking about "sovereignty" and "democracy"
And racist old cunts who will be dead soon anyway.
That's it. Which one are you?
>>29413001
i'm voting to leave. got a remain leaflet through the post went straight to the bin
>>29413045
bet to remain, vote to leave
win-win
>>29413059
>getting scared that we are leaving the EU and you will be deported
Intelligent, informed people vote to leave. Uneducated, easily scared people vote to stay.
>>29413001
>>29412963
Am voting to remain, easiest decision ever. Not really a fan of child abusers fleeing borders and us not having powers of arrest in the EU...
>>29413100
>muh deported meme
I can't believe someone can be this retarded, must be one of those scouser fucks who didn't even go to uni.
>>29413100
>You will be deported
I am British.
>Intelligent, informed people vote to leave
Of course mate. Look at this intelligent, informed genius. You can really see how bright he is.
Poleaboo is very confused by Chris-chan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nkVtTB51z3A
>>29413174
>stock photo
>no indication of man's background
>no indication of anything
Really nice argument, thanks for playing.
longest day of the year today
darkness falling earlier from now on yay
>>29413210
>Didn't see the Britain First badge he is wearing.
Maybe you and this guy can share a few braincells between you at your next meeting.
>>29413200
that's where you're headed lad
>>29412399
Lol cry more faggot
>>29412413
Cheers virginboi
>>29413200
>>29413249
So true. This is your future Poleaboo. You are the paki Chris-chan.
Try to stop yourself going down this road. You can prevent it now. But soon it will be too late.
If we don't vote leave soon there will be no jobs left for the British
>>29413268
If you are competing for jobs with immigrants, who can't speak the language, didn't get a chance for a proper education, and don't know anyone here, then you are a complete loser and it's your own fault.
>>29413247
You're going to have to explain your reasoning here.
>>29413265
>>29413249
I'm not fat though or actual autism like him
>>29413287
If those are literally the only differences that you can think of, then you're already in trouble.
>>29413277
what about the skilled immigrants taking jobs?
>>29413265
There must be a link between bullying autistic people online and then becoming transgender. It happened with Chris-chan, Cosmo the speedrunner, and now Poleaboo.
>>29413341
Poleaboo will be voting out, as will his mum
Too many Eastern Europeans around
>>29413277
They are willing to work for less and do overtime for nothing. You're competing with people who don't even realise they have rights, who send the money they earn back to their home country where it goes ten times as far.
I will be voting leave. I'm a 21 year old female and want our blessed Nigel to protect me from the evil rapefugees that will swarm our beautiful land if we do not take a stand.
>>29413349
Maybe you're just confusing a lifetime of dysphoria and confusion as autism?
lads i want to kill myself
how should i do it
>>29413389
They showed zero signs of "gender ""dysphoria""" before suddenly announcing they were "female".
>>29413365
If you want to be a primadonna and rant about "muh rights" even though all you are worth is pennies an hour then you will suffer when people who are less pretentious and more hard working come in and take your job.
Your rights? Who the fuck do you think you are? You're at the very bottom of society, get working and make something of yourself. Once you've contributed in a significant way then you can talk about rights, peasant.
>>29413393
jump off a bridge or tall building
>>29413393
Jump off The Shard.
>watch Farage supporting Brexit
>he wants to close the borders and restrict immigration
>watch Boris supporting Brexit
>he wants to open the borders and let everyone in
The tories are clever bastards. Boris is purely there to try to discredit Brexit and make it look stupid. He's not in favour of it, he's a double agent. He wants to stay and he's sabotaging Brexit from within.
>>29413397
>bottom of society
>require a 2:1 to even apply for the jobs I am
Sure mate, the immigrants can't speak the language and don't have a degree, sure.
>>29413408
theres none near me
i live in the wastes of the far north
>>29413415
Sounds like you think you are a lot better than you actually are, otherwise you would have a job.
>>29413413
Corbyn is also a double agent don't forget, watch him on last Sunday's Marr show.
The difference is that people are sceptical of Corbyn whereas they like Boris.
>>29413383
>I will be voting leave. I'm a 21 year old female and want our blessed Nigel to protect me from the evil rapefugees that will swarm our beautiful land if we do not take a stan
>>29413432
Are you implying that you only apply for a job if you have one?
Please don't talk to us if you are this clueless about the topic.
>>29413396
I dressed in my mother and sisters clothes when I was a kid
I dressed in the Polish girl and my other roommates clothes
When I see a female I don't want to gf them, I just want to be friends
>>29413439
>like Boris
He's a joke
>>29413456
women aren't friends with other females
"We beat tilde, we beat poleaboo, we beat britnormie and we will beat you. You wont last a month"
This was said to Nigii over 2 months ago, hmm.
Lads I've decided nigii isnt the right name for me, somethinng like KingofBritfeel Seems much more appropriate
if you're white and paki still takes your job you're doing something wrong or you applied to work at a chicken shop
>>29413456
>I know she was 13 m'lord but I only wanted to be friends with her
>n-no there was no sexual intent behind the meeting
>w-w-well the new warcraft movie was out a-and I-I-...
>>29413490
soon there will be only chicken shop jobs left
>>29413456
pole you are worse than a fucking tripfag and im ashamed i come from the same country as you.
but please go to a psych before starting hormones, it'll lead to piece of mind and also mean that the financial burden should be less. If this is what you need to be happy with yourself, by all means do it but i would think going through the correct procedure would lead to a better result than some fat paki self medicating and fucking up.
>>29413486
Poleaboo doesn't quite understand Nigii but he enjoys some of his posts
>>29413482
heh, I might be offended by statements like that one day
>>29413490
We're talking about the EU - Poles
>>29413486
That office is occupied.
Although my royal appearances are rare I preside over all threads, and can, on a whim, have them removed.
>>29413490
>try to get a job at a call centre
>can't because it's located in bangladesh
boy sure wish I were born in india.... not
>>29413534
Bows down to you.
>>29413528
Nothing to understand, I am now unemployed and sit here watching shows and between every episode I move tabs to here and read all 3 new posts. Sometimes I go outside though, just not everyday.
>>29413525
I really do appreciate that you care about my wellbeing, it's more consideration than anyone in the real world has given me
The social anxiety makes it difficult to talk to a GP and besides that I hear there's quite a bit of gatekeeping
You're apparently better off self-medding and then seeing a GP down the line
>fat paki
I'm losing weight at a decent rate, just gonna go weigh myself now (165.5 last time)
>fucking up
There's nothing to it
Basically, for the AA part, either cyproterone 50 mg/day or spironolactone 100 mg/day, for the E part, either estradiol valerate or hemihydrate 3 mg/day split morning and evening or 100 mcg patches. To consider: micronized progesterone caps, 100-200 mg/day, nice but not essential.
Chesterfield are set to sign striker Ched Evans
>>29413598
>I'm losing weight at a decent rate, just gonna go weigh myself now (165.5 last time)
Still a fucking paki.
OUT
should I sign on, lads? is it worth the hassle? just finished uni
cheese pizza
133
>>29413133
Is this it? Doajviahzjsndoeif
lads im scared of drinking
ive had a few family members die due to alcohol problems and it means i dont feel comfortable drinking.
however im also a depressed NEET and i could really go a few beers
what do
>>29413632
Poleaboo is 164.75 lbs
Also just put my bedding into the wash
>>29413778
>depressed
go to the doctors
>>29413778
Keep yourself on sensible amounts and you will be fine. Set limits - I only drink after 5pm and make sure to have at least 2 days off a week.
Go and look at some of the alcohol threads on /ck/, some people there are on well over a bottle of spirit a day and have been for years. Don't do that.
>>29413792
what are they going to do? give me drugs that will kill my dick and make me feel nothing, or make me go to AA for sad people kek "hi my names anon and i want to kill myself pls section me doc"
>>29413778
Don't worry, just don't go overboard
>>29412661
I need to shitpost harder.
I guess crashing tilde threadswith no survivorswasn't enough on its own.
I guess I should trip.
>>29413875
We do need more tripfags desu
The world isn't what I thought it was.
democracy is ruled by propaganda
and whoever controls the propaganda always wins.
The truth doesn't actually matter in the world, its just who has the loudest voice.
how can I not be a cynic
>>29413875
no
no more trips
>>29413826
kill yourself then like i care
>>29413904
you should trip
>>29413922
Fucking hate this pointing people do. Why?
CERN, home to the world's most powerful particle accelerator, also has an animal shelter for computer mice
>>29413922
no
ive not tripped since 2007 and ive had no reason to
please stop encouraging trips ;__;
>>29413935
dont want to get blamed for eating the last kit kat
>>29410569
Presenting waifu.
Footy tonight, really hoping England can win and secure first place. Going to watch some Twin Peaks and get /comfy/ until then.
Oh and death to the tripfags
>>29413963
what was your trip?
da ba de
>>29413990
cant even remember
was some raid that was going on and i was organizing stuff as i used to be pretty edgy
>>29414020
alright cool
ocee
its been 13 minutes and no ones posted wtf
guys what the fuck do i do in job interviews i didnt think they'd get back to me, im being interviewed tomorrow for a 70k a year corporate job
>>29414359
Not gonna make it bro
>>29414359
What's the job? I am guessing you have a lot of experience in that sector.
Or you lied like fuck on your CV.
Staying at Nan's house in Rutland
Who /Rutland/ or /Lincolnshire/ here
I am from Lincolnshire
>>29413059
I can almost read the middle class right off you.
You're as deluded as the leavers, to be honest, your entire post is based on the same design of stereotypes they use to justify their view.
This debate has nothing to do with general 'intellectualism', it is mostly entirely economic in basis and no one middle class and below stands to gain from either leave or stay.
Wish we could bundle militant parrot twats like you and EDL into a metal container together and fire you off the face of this shithole so fast that we can't even catch an echo of your regurgitations.
>>29414359
Have you never worked in a similar position before? Going for a 70k role suggests you must have experience or specialist skills. Just talk about that.
If you lied then they're gonna find out.
>>29413903
The gentle democracy as a form of collective human thought-to-movement was transformed when it was mated with aggressive capitalism.
Basically if you want to vote in the modern day you must mass capital, how much capital you have equals your vote in society.
Which is why schools, government and media today will teach you everything and anything it takes to get young people away from economics and business - because that's where and how you change things. Nothing else. Waving signs doesn't mean shit, calling each other racist means nothing, etc.
The only way you can move anything is by launching into the world of business and earning a vote as big as you think you deserve.
Also the immigration is about exploitation. Business needs a new working class. It isn't to save them, or rescue them - why would the nations and the industries behind them, that were incharge of destroying these countries and stripping them for resources suddenly decide to be moral for the first time since the inception of the union? They wouldn't. It's business. Not jews, not racism, not 'saving them'.
If it's anything else then you've become part of the rank and file divided and conquered exploited labor classes/college debt stock - another massive industry.
tl;dr if you really do give a shit beyond drama spectatorship - learn to business.
>>29414359
be white or don't show up
>uni ended
>now just waiting for graduation
>do literally nothing all day besides listening to post-punk, reading occasionally and fapping to rebecca moore in the evening
I'm so fucking bored, this is awful, but also the thought of getting a job makes me want to fucking end myself.
How does anyone deal with living life without feeling like shit all the time? If I went to the GP would they prescribe me anti-depressants? I've been feeling like this for the better part of the last three years but only now that I have fuck all to do is it starting to bleed into my day-to-day life.
>>29414627
I have the experience but im a fucking sperg i sperg out everything and im gonna sperg the interview and stay neet
>>29414708
uni summer holidays were the best time of my life
>>29414585
>It is mostly entirely economic in basis
Exactly. Which is why anyone who wants to cripple our economy by Leaving is a moron.
>No one middle class and below stands to gain from either leave or stay.
Anyone who owns shares in company, or is part of a pension scheme, mutual fund, etc that owns shares in a company, stands to lose out.
The only people who stand to gain from Brexit are those who have nothing at all. Although even they aren't guaranteed anything better, it's just that it's hard to have less than nothing.
That's why all the scum of the earth peasants are voting Leave.
>>29414810
You won't, bro. You did it before so you can do it again. Just remember that experience and tell them what you did last time you did that job.
ESAlad here. Appeal was successful. Should get backdated from mid april in around 8 days or less.
Gonna have a fuckin victory takeaway tonight.
>>29415006
Wow, very jealous mate a whole 160 bongs a fortnight
Don't spend it all at once will you
>>29415006
I get ESA 110 quid and PIP 86 quid a week
>>29413826
Then do nothing and be a miserable bastard for the rest of your life, it's not like your dick is going to get anywhere near any pussy.
I can't stand fearne cotton
>>29407797
Why would you post the rainy one, it's scorching
>>29413411
do you reckon you could smuggle a hammer up there and break the glass?
>>29413393
Train
If you're going out, take some fuckers with you and ruin that driver's life
>>29412661
>not including the britfeel movie night lads.
>>29415447
They've proved themselves to be cancerous orbiters anyway. That whole night exists solely to suck up to one girl.
>>29415477
t. nigii
>>29413393
By blowing up a buss of leave campaigners while wearing an EU flag as a Cape and an ISIS flag as a face mask
screamed 99 Luftballons at my turtle and he ran away
now im eating a caramac
how has your day been lads?
>>29415599
Shit
Post turtle pics please
>>29413891
>>29413904
But I feel under appreciated. I was a hero of the waifu crusades and I don't get recognition for my efforts.
>>29415599
>turtle
>ran
jesus lad how badly did you scare him for that
also great taste in confectionery
>>29415624
no he's my turtle
>>29415599
t. t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m
>>29415364
It was rainy this morning
>>29415632
of course i exagerate when i say he ran
he just looked fed up and wandered off, i think he's realized its not worth putting up with my antics
>>29415646
*holds up sp0rk*
>>29415599
turtles don't have ears
>>29415733
you dont have ears
i know thats you reginald turtles shouldnt be on the fucking internet
You know those generic tumblr bitches who you hate and who hate you?
I guarantee all you not-so-ugly kissless virgin beta nerds will find one of them and end up settling for each other in a couple years time.
You're both internet obsessed pessimistic fuckers with weird interests and stupid political leanings, and you'll both be desperate, socially stunted and regretting your teens.
>>29415644
I just want to see him you cunt
>>29415629
>>29415629
I am a hero of the movie night crusades and I don't either. I even made the op image as well, well one of them
>>29415857
i want to see you
tumblr girls tbf
init
>>29415424
There's an open air observation deck.
You wouldn't need to smash anything, you'd just need to climb the wall before anyone could stop you.
>>29415913
this is me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ID8SOxxVQBA
>>29415006
did you have to go to the tribuneral?
>>29415881
you are a hero of nothing
My tilde crusade will be remembered through the annals of time
>>29415881
I feel I have failed my movie night brethren by not being there to counter shit post you
And no you didn't
>>29415977
Tildes better than you ever will be
>>29416003
No one can counter shit post nigii, havent you realised that yet?
How sad i shout?
He has shoutanon, junlad, insidevoiceanon, whisperanon, ghostflatmate, ghostroommate.
Thats more than me
>>29416038
yeah how can he compete with nigii, poleaboo, tilde...
>>29415919
i can't put my finger on it but something about her is just repulsive, it isn't the fact she's a whore it's just something about her body
it's offputting
>>29416014
I am tilde, how can he be better than me?
>>29416038
Tbh all anyone has to do is bring the spitting thing up and you fly off the handle
Lads, how did I land such a normie job interview, I just went on the website and looked at the employee photos and they're all chads in suits, every single one, there's even a stacy or two knocking about. I'm doomed. I'm a sperg, I might have the experience but I definitely don't have the looks.
There are 3 towns in France - Le Lavandou, Cugnaux & Sarpourenx - where it is illegal to die
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10512594
Evening lads, cheers to everyone who showed up last Friday for The Thing, hope you had fun. This week is Jackie Chan week and the new poll is now open, get your votes in before it closes at midnight Wednesday.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10512594
>>29416263
Shit you might be the token loser they always have at job interviews. You essentially are used as a bench mark to compare the others to. So for example:
Interviewers
>"Well Stacy and Chad didn't shake uncontrollably when asked what they did in their spare time like anon did so there is a plus."
>"Stacy and Chad listed they like to go out with their friends in their spare time and look...anon just said video games and movies...does he have friends?"
>>29416411
I made my CV and covering letter as normie as I possibly could and I have the relevant experience so hopefully I won't be the loser, just the guy who doesn't impress or make a mark.
If I'm lucky I'll get a shitty position and just finally have a better income.
>>29416145
Not true for both,I was talking about this in kentanons movie night thing. When I kick off whether its movie night, int or r9k its a joke, you think some anon calling me gay in movie night seriously makes me angry?
I said I like you but you seem to be the only person in there who doesnt realise it, I saw your post "oh I love winding him up" but you're pretty bad at it.
That said YOU ARE A FAT WHITE PRIVILEGED CUNT AND IF YOU MENTION IT AGAIN ILL BOTTLE YOU, come to manny mate
England win
Wales draw
>>29416359
When are we gonna watch Mr Robot?
>>29416440
What type of job is it? Had one guy at my old workplace turn up on a unicycle while wearing a hoody and trackies. So as long as you aren't that guy you should be good.
>>29416359
Why bother when you rig the vote every week
>>29416478
Marketing for big corporations and rich chads. I'm good at feigning normiehood when required so I'm just hoping I guess.
>>29416359
>strawpoll
Get with the times granddad
http://www.channel4.com/programmes/girls-go-trolling
wew
>>29416526
Are you a virgin? Just curious because I always seem to feel a sense of isolation when near confident people and your line of work seems it will have you mixing with a lot of Chads and Stacy's. Part of the reason I am still in my job is that it is full of people who are more of an embarrassment than me.
>>29416449
Fuck off. That jacket you bought is for benders
Recovered from my last suicide attempt. Feeling strange and cooking noodle soup.
>>29414708
I also like post punk. What do you listen to?
>>29416593
Not a virgin, I'm autistic but I seem to do my best to overcome it, I've had a pathetic few months that have seen me lose most of my friends and family and I just want to get out of this rut. I tend to use /r9k/ because I can relate to the people's issues here, I had a terrible start in life but I want to make the best of it.
>>29416602
wasnt me who bought it I as just taking the piss outta the two people who did
That said its still probably less autistic than anything you wear, next insult senpai
>>29416611
post punk revival, sorry
Editors, Interpol, Ladytron and MGMT mostly
>>29416570
holy fuck this is bad, but I guess any criticism would be dismissed because HURR DURR MUH SOGGY KNEES YOU HATE WOMEN
Has anyone reached the point where they just don't care what others think any more? I am pretty beta but I seem to have more balls than most people I know for example:
>Went to London on my own without a car, to meet Zack Snyder for a signing.
>Go to the cinema alone
>Go to big sporting events alone
>Been speed dating
>Been to an escort
Most people would shit themselves if they had to do some of this alone but I do it with ease now.
>>29416647
Did you seriously cut SHOUTANON into your arm?
>>29416611
>Recovered from my last suicide attempt
Don't be a quitter, try again
Had a Stag chili for dinner lads, pepped it up with a couple of ripe bird eye chili peppers; it was excellent desu and my mouth has a fiery afterglow. I'll add one more pepper next time.
>>29416681
I don't do stuff on my own very often but when I decided I don't care what people think my life improved.
I actually got more confident which is weird
>>29416637
in the interview don't mention "Chads". Don't call the guy interviewing you "Chad" or "Mr. Chad, sir." Don't say "I have extensive experience marketing to the "rich chad" demographic"
Don't mention chads at all.
>>29416677
Interpol is pretty sweet. My favorite band is Joy Division atm. I also like The Pop Group and Sad lovers and Giants.
>>29416686
No shoutanon cut monica into his arm i cut Kent into mine
>>29416681
Wow you went to the cinema, balls of steel mate.
>>29416715
I'm not an idiot, man. I'm just using the relevant colloquialisms for britfeel
>>29416681
I don't know what happened, but I suddenly became really confident. Literally overnight. Started dressing well, being very out going and even became a prominent member of my City's BDSM scene. Strange times.
>>29416694
Feel there should be something about checking cassette tape quality and some guy named chris in this post
>>29416742
I just thought I should point it out because you are obsessed with chads.
What do you mean their website has chads on it anyway? You mean they picked the good looking staff to photograph for their website? That's every company mate.
If you got the interview then they must think you have experience and talent. Who gives a fuck about looks? You're not a woman. As long as you dress up smart for the interview you're laughing.
>>29416711
I think this is the key to happiness, it is why elderly people are said to be happier than younger people. Elderly people don't have to prove themselves any more and don't have to care about being judged.
http://edition.cnn.com/2015/04/24/health/old-people-happy/
>>29416688
It'll happen eventually. I'm still riding the high from last time :)
>>29416748
Are you Tim who I met at the munch the other night?
>>29416764
I just felt I should've pointed out how much better they seem than me at this point in life, although I suppose I'm a little bit younger so if I'm not as rich that could explain it.
You're right though, I just need to gain a bit of confidence.
>>29416725
>joy division
timeless, one of the greats really
listen to this fampai
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBpzJ-TLpbE
Bought a tub of salted caramel Haagondais ice cream to watch the footie with later, it cost GBP4.00 which I though was expensive. Just wanted to tell someone to be honest.
>Go to the gym
>See 2 regulars
>One asks me "so what about you lad, you voting in or out?"
>30 seconds later all 3 of us are shouting
Pretty prime banter this referendum
