Straight robots will never know true robotdom. Where my gay robots at?
Talk about general gay robot things.
>>29304553
Kill yourself in a very original and creative way.
There is no such thing as a gay robot. All you have to do is go to a gay club and get fucked.
>>29304553
reminder that fags cannot be robots
>>29304564
That's not very nice.
Original Craigslist post subject re
Being gay would be so easy, wish I was gay
>>29304608
kek, it isnt fun at all
>>29304608
>tfw you will never be gay
Why even live?
>>29304564
talked like a true fake robot
>>29304573
that's true, but getting fucked is nothing. you can have had sex, but as a gay robot, there's a 99.99% chance you'll never know love
Gay here only started reading r9k all day er day..
Why don't You talk about robot things op
>go on date with cute robot in January
>watch movie and make out in theater
>play Smash and cuddle
>have a grand time
>says he'll be busy until April
>okay
>wait until April, now he says until June
>wait again, now he says he'll have free time until August
I'm getting bamboozled, aren't I?
I suppose it's my fault for thinking Id get anything similar to companionship without tallking to weird strangers off grindr.
>>29304642
>>29304579
>all this hostility
why are you mad, straighties? is it because you know you've even failed at being a robot because you'll never be as depressed as gaybots?
>>29304758
Is he in uni? If so, what year? It might be completely legitimate if he has exams + his thesis or something
You should talk to him about this
>>29304689
>not gay means fake
>>29304842
maybe fake is a bit extreme, but you'll never be as much of a robot if you're straight as you'd be if you were gay
>tfw about to hit gay death as a kv
>tfw probably won't live long enough to get wizard powers
>>29305109
but gay death is at 30, which is when you get wizard powers
>>29305288
Gay death has always been at 25, anon.
>>29304097
>>29304608
It's not as fun as you think.
bullshit, all gay people love other gay people. if i was gay my life would be so much easier.
Last night I read Tripping Over You. I read the whole thing from 1am to 3amalso read the bonus NSFW comics for freeand it made me cry like a bitch because:
>tfw you will never be in a happy relationship with a qt
>>29305756
This would be much cuter if they weren't both ugly
>>29305905
hey I don't care if you like bears, they're not ugly
>>29304553
Fuck off.
Every fag I've met was a narcissistic/sociopathic weirdo who would resort to manipulation and coercion when I turned their offers for sex down.
If you're not draped in rainbow flags at some gay bar you're posting hundreds of pics, attention whoring on normiebook.
You fit right in with the normies and you're just as fucked up as them, in fact I'd even go as far to say that you're uber-normies, a product of a narcissistic society.
