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Never leave the basement on your birthday. Could be an ambush.
A job won't fix it
"I'm sure your friends will be here soon, honey"
"Well it IS a school night. Maybe all the friends you invited had a lot of homework"
>buy world's smallest birthday cake
>set flash timer on camera
>rush to pick up angry cat
>force a smile, trying to act as natural as possible
>FLASH
>die inside
>>29284423
31 year old here can confirm
the rare loner birthday girl
>>29284666
maybe twenty is plenty when it comes to a lifespan
>>29284621
Isnt that the guy from omegle who gets drunk and posts people?
>tfw all the speediness in the world can't get you out of some situations
>"I'm not coming in there. He's your faggot son, not mine."
>"Your mom spent all afternoon making your cake"
What was your last birthday like?
>>29284692
where the fuck do you find these photos lmao
*Bonus Prezel
You're missing the best one
>be femanon
>29 and childless
>deep personality flaws
>pour all your motherly love instincts into your pets
>tfw they see through it
>>29284775
that boy is actually p. damn QT, I wonder what's wrong with him
>>29284864
>EXIT
fuck this shit
Do you promise you'll look for a job this year?
These guys forgot to stock up on humanity and went hollow
>tfw never celebrated my birthday
I'm immune to those feels, jokes on you OP
>Parents visit cake boss
>"So what does your son like to do? What are his hobbies?"
>"Well..."
>>29284958
yeah same but my parents always insist on mentioning it, at least they don't do anything special about it
I don't know how you people get so depressed at receiving free cake.
>>29284958
Crippling Lonliness has no birthday
4chan can be kind
4chans birthday always depresses me most
My mom takes a birthday pic like that every single year.
It's always me alone behind a cake she made for me (which I am always thankful for) and the current number of years I have.
I never bothered to watch them side by side, might do that right now to see the change of my look year by year. Thanks for the depressing idea
>>29284999
trips demand another old man
>>29284971
This fucking pierces theough the heart like .55 caliber sniper
>>29284423
I fucking love these threads
birthday birthday birthday
>not having a small but meaningful birthday with your family
>>29285144
>celebrating your birthday
>having a functional family
>being able to look them in the eye
>>29284999
>>29285111
old man trips again?
>>29285144
>tfw stopped celebrating a long time ago because it feel cringy to sing happy birthday with my family
>lights turned off
>only two people there
>this is torture
>>29285029
It's his birthday today I think
>>29285242
more jooles
>>29285267
>>29285242
This weekend will be rough for him too
>>29284999
>>29285111
I never understood these. I mean they are probably waiting for their meals to arrive.
And they also probably had their fun I their teens and fucked many roasties.
>>29285280
the second one literally has a picture of his dead wife on the table and is being laughed at by the stacy taking the pic
>>29285221
So close
Originalalaolp
No...just... just No
>>29285306
It's still not the same feeling of loneliness all the 20th birthday guys feel. It's just nostalgia. And they also have their kids and their families to be proud of etc.
People took time out of their day for you. It made things worse.
>>29285349
you don't understand old people
most faggots here don't
>>29285389
He has very nice hair.
okay this may be a bit off topic, but I was listening to my soundcloud going on the related tracks while lurking the board and this song came just as I opened this thread
https://soundcloud.com/smoothietunes/weird-inside-49
every fucking picture resonated with me so much. I felt so out of place but content. Immediately run through my whole life in my head.
This all may sound super cheesy but it's 4:30am here and I am completely alone and a bit drunk, and I have the need to share my emotions through something.
I am in no way a shill, don't even know this artist but I really liked it. Please post more pics OP thanks
>>29285398
Tell me how and old guy who had a good life is comparable to a kid who never had and never will have a good life.
"Things will be better once you have a job," they said.
>tfw no one takes your emo feels seriously
You should be thankful... not everyone gets to live in a nice house.
>>29284904
Kill yourself you vapid whore.
>>29285427
an old guy who's kids never call, are never around anymore, close to death, life partner dead
meanwhile you're a 20 yo shit stain
>>29285536
he still sets a place for each of his kids every holiday in hopes they'll show.
they never do though.
>parents have not mentioned my birthday at all for the last three years
...I think they forgot when it was
>>29285536
the old guy had a good life and he wasted it
the sperg robot loser never had a good life to begin with, his own autism always held him back
i have more sympathy for the sperg
>>29285536
He still has good memories to look back at, meanwhile I have no future to look forward to.
BTW I'm a khhv @ 26.
>>29285567
that'll probably make things easier on them when you're gone.
>>29284904
I can give you a child femanon
y-you don't even have to date me or anything
my personality flaws are also too deep to ever connect with another human being anyway, this would be the only way I'd ever pass on my jeans.
You are better off with your own kind.
>>29285628
reply to
>>29285605
3 Failed Generations
let me help out OP
my birthdays always sucked nobody even remembered
>>29285576
>i have more sympathy for the sperg
no, you don't have any sympathy for anyone, you just identify with the sperg
>>29285587
I guess 26 years wasn't enough for you to learn it's not just young male virgins that can have feelings and world doesn't revolve around you.
22 khhv before you start asking about that
The doll lovers imageboard said it's getting more accepted all the time
>>29285655
How is dad and grandad failed? Having kids is pretty much the opposite of fail.
>>29284492
>gets excited for his birthday
>wears his favorite pedobear shirt
>gets mocked by his parents
what has the world come to
>>29284999
wife probably just fell over in the bathroomand can't get up
>>29285675
>b-but everyone can feel lonely
Yeah, fuck off.
>>29285702
fuck... sides... in... orbit
>>29285667
you posted all the ones I have except for these two
I'd come to your birthday party, OP. We could talk about feels
>>29284423
>>29285691
Having kids means you ruined the next 18+ years of your life.
>>29285675
>no, you don't have any sympathy for anyone, you just identify with the sperg
thank you for knowing me better than i know myself, random online stranger
next can you tell me whether the job interview today went well? i honestly cant tell, that guy was unreadable
>>29285242
>>29285267
>>29285278
Julius seems bro-tier
>>29285719
I never said 'anyone' you lying sack of shit
go get fucked
>>29285560
fucking ungrateful normies
>>29285788
>next can you tell me whether the job interview today went well? i honestly cant tell, that guy was unreadable
Who gives a shit about your job interview now
why did you even mention it? the first line was snarky enough and you made your point, but you had to tell the world you went on a job interview
yes, i do know you pretty well
>>29285829
i mentioned it to remind you that im probably better than you
because i have a degree
and im looking for a job
thats why i mentioned it
i guess what im trying to say is that im pretty sure im better than you
>>29285479
damn people are fucking weird. who the fuck puts subway sandwiches on paper plates like that.
>"How to make me genuinely sad" the thread
>>29285857
what's your degree bro
>>29284423
This is a sigh in picture form.
>>29284578
his shit is surely fucked up
>>29284423
1. have you considerd suicide ?
2.it gets better, one day you may have a bigger cake, which means that you can fill the hole in your soul with more food
>>29284423
It doesn't get better. And it gets even worse the longer you go.
>>29283830
may this thread never die
I swear to fuckin god if I show up ITT I'll kill myself. Looking back on all of my past birthdays I wouldn't be too surprised. Is anyone else this paranoid?
>>29284692
>>29284578
>>29284423
>>29284936
>turning 20 next year
>no friends
>no gf
>no skills
>no hobbies
>no passions
>>29285959
But wouldn't the hole in your soul also become bigger?
>>29286251
Turn your life around now it gets WORSE
>>29286297
I don't know how
I have no motivation
I'm too busy
I have no money
What do I do
>>29284851
well it looks pretty shitty desu
>tfw you laughed at these photos all through your teen years thinking it would never happen to you
>tfw your 20th birthday turned out exactly like this
>>29286319
i don't have the answers to those questions
Of all the sad shit that gets posted birthday ones always get me.
>>29285278
i hope he and his cousin get to be pals
>>29285389
i got the same flannel as the pep pep
I didn't even get that much. My parents forgot my 21st birthday. So did my 3 friends.
I've learned not to expect anything, but even though I expected nothing, I was somehow still disappointed.
>>29286319
Leave this place immediatly.
eat up skeletor
grandma and dad
>>29286527
It's okay, anon
Once you realize birthdays are just days you can forget you had one entirely and simply go on as you usually do
people say r9k is a terrible circle jerk of self loathing that you should never visit. how do i escape this hell anon?
>>29284863
I think that guy actually posted here once, he said his friend got into an accident and was dying at the hospital that day
>>29287324
I find the more I try to escape, the more disappointed I become with my failure to do so.
After years of attempting to fight it, I've determined the best course of action is to simply let the loathing, feels, and depression take you for a ride wherever they lead.
>>29285655
That wouldn't be as bad as some of the other pics, at least there is no pity and judgement when everyone else in your family is also a failure. I won't have kids but if I did I don't think I could ever be disappointed in them considering what a fuck up I was
All my birthdays since my 13th have been this. If anything though, this thread actually makes me feel better. I can't put it into words, but it feels very human and comforting.
>>29284492
>football tshirt
>horrible interior design
>everything is ugly and just off somehow
>old lower middle class white folk
fuck that hits home
thank god I went to uni and broke the cycle
>>29287555
check'd
god i love when people really analyze the details of these pics
>>29285702
Shit, good catch there. Autism immortalized.
>>29285691
>>29287535
>>29285655
Dad has been saying he is going to start a lumper service company for 5 months now. He keeps saying "next month we should have it up and running". He has said this every month.
>>29284775
"Shut the fuck up in there with that happy birthday shit! I can't hear the tv!"
>>29284578
I like the juxtaposition of the fancy ass jello cups with the cheapo cheese puffs.
>>29287646
lumberkek
Is it really that bad to have a tiny cake for your birthday?
This year I bought a cupcake for myself because my dad kept throwing out the cakes my mother would bake for me
>>29284492
>dat 1000 yard stare
>>29287689
Lumper you mong. Like unloading trucks. Nigger work.
>celebrating your birthday
it's better to spend your day shitposting than having sadsack parties.
>>29285242
Well shit. I'd do something about it if I used Jewbook at all.
>>29285408
I think you'd really like these anon, check em out.
>>>/wsg/1121823
>>29284666
BUT WHO WAS CAMERA?
Origamiuu
>>29285504
Thatb cake looks delicious.
>>29285828
I love how people get whipped up when they see old people alone at set tables
you hate everyone but these old pieces of shit certainly deserve better than they have. As you sow so shall you reap, my guess is they aren't alone without cause
>>29284936
If that were from the 70s, that could be Trip Fontaine in his post-detox years.
>>29285560
I don't know this guy at all but generally there's a reason why people's families choose to not show or spend time with them. When people age they conveniently forget all the terrible things they did or the way they used to act and then suddenly can't understand why there's no one in their lives.
>>29285687
How can they be so unconcerned as to what people think of them to bring their blow up doll out in public?
>>29285111
>That roastie in the foreground.
Why are women so cruel?
>>29284906
>Only ugly people can get lonely, or be loners.
Go away.
>>29285389
"The Birthday Supper".
>>29285903
Media Studies. I'm applying for producer at the BBC. Hope it's ok that I have no experience! My 2:2 should make up for that though.
>>29288046
Have you ever met someone with dementia or alzheimer's?
>>29286762
Fuck off, Dewey.
>all these birthday threads
>turning 22 next week
I think I'm going to have to relapse on hard drugs just go get through it
>>29284492
>Be over the age of 20
>Disgusting neckbeard
>Overweight
>MLP/Weeb lover
>Beta as fuck
>Parents treat you like a child
>YFW you are viewed as a child by your parents
Poor bastard, you just know he'll never find love or get a job probably.
>>29284423
>turn 20 today
>grandmother called to tell me happy birthday
>Spent the day alone watching anime, jerking off, playing vidya, and shitposting on 4chan, as I do every day
>my mother was too drunk to remember
>my dad called me a loser and told me he still won't pay for community college, despite him earning a 6 figure salary and paying 30k a year for my sister's tuition
I'm done, there's no hope. What was supposed to be the best period of my life is over. All I experienced was pain, depression, criticism, and isolation. what am I even doing
>>29288251
>turn 20
>what was supposed to be the best period of my life is over
u wot m8? Your 20s is supposed to be the best part of your life. I mean it will realistically be awful too, but almost nobody thinks teen years are the best part of life
turned 28 in March. feels bad man.
on the plus side I'm losing shit tons of weight and lifting and my dick is looking bigger even though it's still small but it's giving me confidence
just the other day at the store I got a double take from a qt. I'm still too autistic to do anything about it especially since she was skinny and I'm still noticeably fat but my cheeks and facial aesthetics have improved and I'm walking taller and dressing better and all sorts of little improvements that really add up.
start working out right now guys and it definitely worth it unless you are hideously ugly and have an inherently shitty personality. but who knows: maybe once you start losing weight and your clothes start fitting better and stop craving soda and sweets and getting over the initial chore-like feeling of working out and lifting so that it actually starts making you feel good (which WILL happen in time) it might also start to make you feel good about yourself which will lead you confidence building and in a roundabout way might get you laid.
don't give up
>>29285338
She's trying to hide it but she can't
Just look at her eyes they're about to crack
It wasn't all bad
Original text for the robot
>>29285959
>"heh, my life may suck now, but by the time I'm that age I'll have my shit together for sure."
I was so wrong.
>>29288428
nice timestamp quads
Did anyone post this one yet
>>29285306
>>29285111
Reverse image search suggests the girl is admiring him, not mocking him. I mean she still didn't need to show her fucking face in the photo, but I feel a little better about the universe now.
>>29288528
didn't her aunt post that on normie book without anyone the family's permission? I heard the mom and daughter were super pissed and felt it was exploitative.
>>29284423
Spoiler: Screw everything i do what I want.
>>29284492
Yet these guys have had more date than me.
>>29284904
>LOOK AT ME GUISE IM A GIRL FEMBOT OMG SO LONELY XDDDDDDD
Desperate beta faggots like >>29285605 is all the proof that you need that women can't be lonely. He doesn't even know what you look like and he's begging anyway. Fuck off, attention whore bitch.
>>29285857
You're proving his point for him
Someone who really was better wouldn't have to point it out
>>29286251
Me too anon me too
>rev up that exit bag, just 5 years to go
>>29285278
if you're still here (whoever posted these picture of Julius) message him. doesn't even matter what you say. just acknowledge him, it'll make his day a lot better.
>>29288777
trips demand it. maybe jules deserves his own post
>>29288222
Happy Early Birthday anon (this is original pls)
>>29284958
I know that feel, always spend my birthdays all alone in front of my computer with my mother always buying some ice cream or a cake that we then both ate together later.
:(
>>29284666
>>29284999
>>29285111
>>29287555
>>29288222
>>29288777
holy birthday trips itt
Post more, please. I want to feel sad.
>>29287241
kid's pretty huge for being 10 though, he'll make a good Chad
Y'all need to get some perspective, because half of these are just folks spending their birthdays with their families. There's nothing depressing about sharing your birthday with people you love, hell, some poor bastards don't even have that.
Not every birthday has to be some sort of normie drink and fuck fest
>>29284423
It does get better but it takes months and months to get better and only if you get /fit/, get /fa/shionable, and go to college and join a bunch of clubs and rush fraterneties.
Also read these books like I am
Donald Trump - The art of the deal
Barbara Pease - The Definitive Book of Body Language DONE
John Gray - Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus 15 pages a day
Robert Cialdini - The Psychology of Influence DONE
Ogi Ogas - A Billion Wicked Thoughts
Dale Carnegie - How to win friends and influence people DONE
Allan Pease - Talk Language
You can get pdf's of some of them online and others you gotta get from a library or buy them
This is coming from a guy who at my absolute all time worst I was 307 pounds, had stopped going to school in person and instead did everything online, and for 3 years had 0 social contact and often times wouldn't leave my room for days
Now I'm 215 pounds, can curl 35 pounds and have visible muscles when I flex, I have a normie cut (undercut), wear /fa/shionable clothes, and manage to get gym chads to laugh and smile around me and give me tips
This upcoming semester I'm gonna join a bunch of clubs and rush frats
All this self improvement has been in the making for a while now
>my birthday was may 31
>turned 27
>got a text from my aunt (who's even worse of a NEET than me) and my brother
>no one else said anything
>have a fucking normiebook so everyone knew it was my birthday
>no one could even be assed to "like" my birthday
>I went into work that day
>only have coworkers on my facebook
>none of them say a thing
Every day I have to ask myself why I keep living, and the answer is always "I'm not sure."
>>29288251
How much is CC for you? Maybe you could get a sponsor or a scholarship or something.
>>29284859
My birthday is New Year's Eve. Everyone in the world is celebrating but nobody is doing it because of me.
>>29289124
Good luck, hope you make it like Zyzz one day brah.
>>29284876
Fuck.>>29286251
Turning 25 in less than one month.
Enjoy it while it sucks not as bad.
>>29289234
I still feel really worried, I mean I've come so far but sometimes I worry if all the self improvement is just all in my head or not
I mean my parents are practically beaming when interacting with me and my brother who used to hate me is acting buddy buddy with me, and people in person act better than they ever have before, my cousins seem to be in awe of me for some reason, and at the gym I've asked girls for help with proper form on gym equipment and they actually touched my shoulders and arms with their hands to help me get it right and they didn't seem to mind and I didn't feel the slightest bit of spazyness over it.
At the same time I still worry that none of this is gonna work and come the end of this year I'll s till be a virgin
>all this self improvement in a nutshell
>>29284666
Is that a cake or a meatloaf?
>>29284666
Just taking a cheeky familia photo to post on her wall before heading out to a night of partying.
My birthdays since I turned 19 have consisted of this.
>19: asked family to stop having parties for me, birthdays have stopped mattering to me
>they say okay, entire fucking family and a bunch of little cousins knock on my door at 2 in the afternoon
>20: no really no more please
>get told "we'd still like to treat you to dinner" so I go because free food
>ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY AGAIN
>21
>LEGALLY instead of sneakily buy myself a handle of jack daniels and guzzle a good amount of it all at once
>ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY SHOWS UP
>meanwhile I'm smashed and numb as shit, I can barely remember any of it but I managed to avoid saying anything stupid
>22
>blackout drunk in my room for two days laying on the floor so much the exact spot had a sticky outline of me
>parents say "oh there you are" and act like they didn't even fucking realize I was dead to the world
>reason why family didn't jump me is BECAUSE THEY HAD A SATURDAY RESERVATION
>BULLSHIT ON SATURDAY
>turning 23 this year
I hope it isn't fucking stupid, I really want to avoid drinking after last time but god damn it.
I don't hate my family members, I just hate all the fucking questions I get every single birthday.
>GOT A GIRLFRIEND YET???/SEE ANY CUTE GIRLS AT YOUR (community) COLLEGE YET???
>SO DO YOU GO OUT WITH FRIENDS OR ANYTHING?
>wait you still can't drive?
>when are you going to get a job to help your parents out
>don't you want a family and a job? you'd feel so much better about yourself, don't you want to be happy?
I know, you don't have to tell me.
It's amazing how quickly I came to terms with the fact that I'm a literal piece of garbage with no talents, ambitions or interests in general.
If you're reading this you are cursed to close r9k and never come back
>>29285029
>>29285242
i saw something about how Julius didnt tell anyone about the party
What did you do for your 18 birthday anons?
Did you go out to drink with your friends?
Did you have a party?
What did you do?
>>29285338
look at the phone. She's probably texting chad about the birthday sex they're having tonight
>>29290118
>tfw I literally don't remember my 18th birthday
>>29288642
Put yourself in 'her' shoes and read his post again. Would you want to have sex with someone that desperate?If a woman desperately wanted a child, she'd go to a sperm bank.
>>29284859
I don't remember, I just did what I normally do. Go to work, go home. Panic about anyone talking to me. I don't like celebrations.
>>29284859
Woke up, family congratulated me, went to class some friends congratulated me, came home and wallowed in the existential dread and shitposted a bunch on here like everyday
Same as I will be doing this year
>>29284423
Is it not peculiar how Jews seem to control all the media that the Western world consumes? The higher ups of any media company seem to be, almost exclusively, Jewish.
A very strange coincidence.
>>29290118
Sat and played Star Ocean: The Second Story, drank alone, fapped to the status screen pictures of Celine and Precis, played some more, finished my fifth, fapped again, went to sleep.
>tfw just realized my birthday is the 18th
Fucking kill me. How does a normie usually celebrate their birthday?
>>29284423
need one for 30.
>>29288032
>When people age they conveniently forget all the terrible things they did or the way they used to act and then suddenly can't understand why there's no one in their lives.
My dad is going to experience this. He earned it though.
>>29289065
he's not 10 lad
the shirt is a sports jersey for somebody who is player 10 on some team
nobody gets a shirt with their age written on it
>>29291028
this 18th? mine too!
happy birthday, in advance!
>>29291028
By throwing a backyard party with bands that play for free or for beer
28 years old here, I have a decent life with a decent job but once you realize that life is meaningless and empty nothing can help you.
>>29284859
A step up from previous ones. I actually got someone to hang out with me for an hour.
>>29284423
I have a picture just like these for my 18th birthday, wearing a shirt I still own, one of the few in my closet
>22
I feel like cutting a gas line and ending it all in my sleep.
>>29284859
Can't remember, I probably got high and watched anime by myself.
>>29289532
you're fucking ungrateful
>>29291426
No he's not.
Apparently you don't have a shit family.
Everytime I skip a family event, it's "oh wheres anon at, would've like to see him"
Everytime I go to a family event it's "found a job yet, found a gf yet, etc"
When they no for a fact, I don't leave my house, it's literally an excuse for them to act like cunts.
>>29291471
don't worry, anon. soon they'll realize there is no hope and stop bothering you.
>>29291501
Keep telling yourself that. They don't stop until they're dead.
>>29284859
It was kind of nice. Pretty much like these pictures, but with two of my brothers and my parents singing happily the happy birthday song. During that day I felt OK.
However, before and after I felt like shit for being almost a year older/being a year older.
It's terrible to realize it's been a whole year and you're stuck in the same emotional rut, or social one, or whatever. That the only change in your life is that maybe you'll need to go to change your ID or whatever, or that this cake has one more candle.
I dunno man.
at least this guy had a stripper show.
>>29292066
Oh yeah, poppin a stiffy in front of gran so much fun
>>29284423
>>29284692
>>29284936
>back at home for summer and away from all my friends
>turned 20 last week
>no friends celebrate with but I'm okay with it
>just wanted to finish work, go to a nice restaurant and come home to play new vidya I bought
>my mom brought a cake into my fucking work place at lunch
>she made everyone sing happy birthday
>remembered these photos
>felt sick to my stomach realized that I became this photos
>legitimately considering finding a new job now
>>29288032
>tfw you are a shitty drunk but your family still loves you and goes out of his way to visit you
Feels nice, man.
>>29292371
Your mom is a sweet person
>>29285655
The man on the left is handsome as fuck in my non-homo opinion.
>>29284859
>Taken out to Gatlinburg by "friends"
>5 hour drive there
>seems alright, looking good
>get there
>they lied about the hotel
>get forced to sleep on shitstained couch
>go do stuff
>didn't get to do anything I wanted
>next day
>actually my birthday by this point
>wanted to check out this cool pizza joint for lunch
>"why don't you just go yourself anon"
>can't bring myself to separate from group
>obese, so walking around so much really starting to take it's toll
>eventually I'm in literal agony
>at that dumb ripley's museum or something
>have to stop and go back to hotel
>stay there by myself for 4 hours in severe pain
>brought a box of cookie crisps with me for some reason
>only thing I got to eat on my birthday
after that we went home and I went straight to work at a car factory doing inspections and I got to live with that agony from earlier for 12 hours a day 6 days a week.
Seriously the closest I've ever been to killing myself. Still wonder if that would have been for the best
>>29284593
This nigger is now chad
>>29284859
shitposting in my dorm room.
Plan the same thing this year.
>>29284859
nothing special. family greeted me when i woke up, close friends greeted me in class. last time i had a birthday party was when i was 13.
>>29289188
hey, happy belated birthday anon. just so you know, you can set your birthday in facebook so that you're the only one who sees it. that way you won't feel sad that no one greeted you. that's what i do
>>29284904
Those are some pretty cute dogs, anon. I hope you take good care of them
Jesus, i forgot you autists werent joking when you act like neets
>>29284851
Birthdays three days after new years. Got super wasted for three days went home to die alone in bed with raging hang over. Literally, anyone's your find if you got booze and money.
>>29284859
my childhood cuteboi friend baked me a cake :3
>>29292066
That's messed up
>tfw this year I will have a gf and friends to celebrate my birthday with
>tfw every birthday before was spent alone
It will be a nice change
>>29284859
same as every other, alone in my room. for a time I told myself every year that the next would be different. that didn't turn out too well.
>>29284876
holy shit
oreganoli
>>29292066
I can't imagine how painfully awkward that must've gone
desu I find birthdays to be overrated. Could just be my experience living as a relative poorfag in a third world country when I was younger but the day seriously has little meaning to me. I view it more as something for family gatherings rather than celebrating myself.
birthday is coming up this month
thanks for reminding me, asses
rip
>>29284859
Organized to meet with a guy I work with as well 2 other friends for lunch on a Sunday, only planned it really so I could tell my parents I did something for my 25th birthday.
Something like 18 people turned up because one of the guys just sort of invited a lot of other people. One of those cosmic events where no one has anything better to do that day, so people who would never make the effort normally all showed up.
Lunch was at a german beerhouse, we all sat around drinking 30 ounce steins for about 6 hours. It was by far the best birthday I've ever had, was really surprised how it played out
>>29284971
fucking lmao i cant
>>29285306
ok now im MAD
It does if someone comes along and rescues you, which I won't pretend is anything but blind luck.
March 2016
>Overweight, virgin, no friends, no job, shut in, no future
June 2016
>Steadily losing weight, loving bf who is also my best and only friend, sending out job applications (had my first interview in years last week), learning to drive, hang out with him every second weekend for a few days since we live far apart, talk on skype all day every day whenever he's not in work
He's changed my life, he's under so much pressure and stress in his own life yet he takes time to help me become a better person. If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have broken a 7 year cycle of doing absolutely nothing all day. Sure it sucks looking for a job, sure it's gonna suck working a job, but I'm doing it anyway because it means getting to be with him a lot more often and helping take some of the burden off him. We met on 8ch, met up after 2 weeks of talking and we've been together since March.
I got drunk for the first time with him, lost my virginity with him, he's teaching me to drive and he helps me look for jobs, he takes me to places I'd never go alone, he takes care of me and looks out for me. He makes me feel like I'm a kid again, full of hope for the future and enjoying someone else's company. We play video games, watch anime and tv shows, cuddle and get lewd, eat junk food and just have fun.
tl;dr I got lucky and I hope you do too
>>29296442
So you are a parasite that need to mooch off someone elses will power in order to function and you are buying that favor with your vagina?
Good job.
>>29296508
I'm a dude and yes, I need to mooch off his willpower to function
>>29285527
>Kill yourself you vapid whore.
When she's 40 and finally meets a man
The pitbull, in it's old age, attacks her, going for the face and neck as they are programmed to do
Darkness eternal takes her
>>29289124
great book list
I would add The 48 Laws of Power to that
The abridged edition is a shorter read that gets to the point without the history lessons
>>29296566
youre still a virgin despite being fucked in the ass you fucking loser lmao
>>29284666
8/10 by my standards, would ask out
>>29289124
>he thinks that he can lift and read about forever lost experience and change autism
You cant, you merely adapt to it.
>>29296855
I don't really care, I'm seeing him on friday and we're gonna fall asleep together cuddling.
i feel like julllius
>>29296977
just remember literally every one of your family members and ancestors are looking down at you with disgust
>>29296977
How did you two meet? tell us the stroy
>>29284876
what the fuck
oregontrail
>>29284859
Pretty nice tbqh
2 days ago
>Slept in till 9
>said goodbye to Mum, Dad, and sister
>Bought Dark souls as it was on sale
>Played dark souls till my sister got home at 4
>Brother came back from uni to wish me a happy birthday
>went for meal out with family
I went out for drinks with friends 2 days later as my birthday was on a wednesday
I remember when I was 10, I moved to a new school and befriended this guy who was clearly a loner and target of bullying.
>His birthday is coming up
>He invites the whole class to come to his house for his birthday party
>people seem apprehensive about going
>being new I decide it's a good opportunity to make some friends
>day of the party go round there
>his mum has decorated his house with balloons, banners etc.
>table full of snacks, sweets etc.
>we sit in his living room for a while watching TV
>eventually it becomes clear no one else is coming
>out of 100 kids in our year (he pretty much invited everyone) only I came
>we play pass the parcel with just the two of us
>we play pin the tail on the donkey
>eventually we end up playing PS2
>can hear his mum and dad talking downstairs about how sad it is he has no friends
>finally it's time to leave
>as I'm leaving, remember to give him the card I got him
>as he opens it and begins reading, I realize what the card said on it
>"Why was the Skeleton sad at the party?"
>...
>"Because he had NO BODY to go with"
>leave his house as he breaks down into tears
He moved schools the year after that. Sometimes I wonder what he's doing now, he'd be about 20 now.
>>29284508
>tfw expected everything to get better after getting a job and moving out
>be born male
>be lonely
why is that R9k? why is it always pictures of lonely boys?
>>29297171
Because despite of what media tells you men have a much harder life than women and are forced down much more often.
>>29288251
>20
Not too late at all.
>>29297171
it's not possible for a woman to be lonely, the fattest ugliest woman in the world could post her pic on a dating site and get 100's of matches in a week.
>>29284423
I cried.
Fuck reality.
>>29296442
Is Tales from Earthsea not that great like people say? I watched it once and i'm thinking about watching it again.
man i love these threads post more
>>29284666
Nah she's way too pretty, she was going out to party with her friends after taking that photo, for sure.
>>29297096
haha bruh that's savage
>>29285267
That's why I don't celebrate my birthday.
>tfw celebrated my 20th birthday recently
>tfw nobody except my parents wished me a happy birthday
>tfw no friends
Why live? How can I live like this for the next 55 years?
>>29288251
>20
It's not too late. It is NEVER too late.
Happy birthday anon!
>>29297765
>2016
>he thinks people still have friends
you replace your friends with 4chan and video games
will i ever wake up from this nightmare, lads?
>>29285389
Redneck 1: isn't that the hottest piece of pussy you've seen?
Redneck 2: well lemme take a closer look
Robot: FML
Grandpa: I survived WW2 for this shit?
>>29284859
Cleaned my toilet and went to bed early
>2016
>Not program your own AI waifu so she can wishes you "Happy Birthday" and talk with after work
Fucking normies
>>29285389
what kind of soda/beer is on the table?
>>29284508
I love that cute little penguin thing is his pocket on the torso
>>29284859
I got blackout drunk alone.
>>29285389
I think I've seen this kid on omegle
>>29288777
I can't message him
>>29297975
I used Task Scheduler once to wish me happy birthday. I completely forgot about it and thought I got hacked when suddenly proper Windows style popup came up.
>>29297831
I've slowly spent more time on this site as I've lost my friends. Getting back into vidya too. Might as well get /comfy/ for my shit life, huh?
>>29288032
>when people age
Literally normies do it every moment they're alive.
Sometimes I think normies literally run 100% on drama. Someone who's an alcoholic thieving violent shitbag will be lauded and considered "friendly and charming", but someone who's minding themself and wants to live a nice life will be a repulsive creep.
Why you didn't go to her party, anon? no one showed up
>>29284859
I'm lucky my birthday comes the same day as my dad's, so every year I spend it drinking beer with him and his 50-something pals, playing cards and having a good time.
>>29284859
Spent like 30 minutes with my parents eating cake and drinking wine. The everything returned back to normal
>>29289124
why do posts like this always awaken a strong sense of nihilism inside me? I can't even describe the exact feeling
>>29292371
Can't be that bad
You have uni friends but no hometown friends - I have hometown friends but no uni friends
You have a job, I have no job. You're not wasting away your summer like me. Proud of you anon
>>29298389
damn that's cool
>>29284859
It was two weeks ago, but i didn't do anything on my actual birthday. Since my younger brother has a birthday really close to mine, we usually share a celebration. My grandma organized a pool party in her neighborhood, and all of my siblings, my parents, my aunt and niece, 2 of my brothers friends, and my one friend were there. It was pretty nice, but it started raining, so we went back to my grandmas house and had pizza and cake and ice cream. Overall, pretty comfy way to turn 20. Having a big family (8 siblings) makes things way more lively.
It dosen't get better, but you grow more used to the bullshit.
I think that's okay, I don't want an easy life, I just wanna get by and have a few laughs.
Also there is no such thing as an "easy" life, people experince terrible things no matter what, some are just really good at hiding it.
>>29284859
>19
>Went to the gym when I was gymcelling
>Barbell: Happy Birthday anon!
>Thanks bro
>>29292066
HAHAHA HOLY SHITTERS
>>29284859
I went to school, came home early and cried till I fell asleep.
>>29284775
> that picture on the wall
every time
>20th bday coming up
>got a friend who has his house to himself for the next month or so, plan to chill out there and play vidya so family cant plan anything stupid
>my druggie buddy has gotten back in touch with me after getting institutionalized for a bit, at least ill be able to buy myself some coke for the occasion (to use by myself ofc)
Not too bad compared to some of you i guess.
>>29288310
good job anon!
you've done so well,just keep i up!
>all these pictures of young peoples birthdays where they are lonely and isolated
>the sad blank expressions on their faces
has modern society failed?
>>29292066
reminds me of this
>You will never be a male stripper and go to a teenage girls birthday party
You should not dwell on feeling sorry for yourself or getting wrapped up on perceived shame or failure. You have the power to change your life right now. If you want to live and not be a useless waste of space, do something about it. No one can motivate you but yourself. And you know what it is that you need to accomplish. Good luck anons. I changed my life around when I stopped giving in to the anger, the false sense of superiority and the arrogance in order to mend my ways. You can do the same.
>>29284423
>birthday in late spring
>tfw I won't have to deal with this as I'll be at college then hopefully move out before my first birthday after graduation
>>29292232
>Oh yeah, poppin a stiffy in front of gran so much fun
what's the point of strippers anyway?
sounds unenjoyable unless they're low key prostitutes
>>29288528
Holy smokes, for a sec I thought this was me.
>>29288465
>I'll never being living at home at 23
>I'll have my degree, my own place, and a gf
>I'm going to make it
If only 18 year old me wasn't so ignorant I could have given up a lot sooner.
>>29289532
>Oh no, I have a family that cares about me!
>>29291426
this
Ask them for help if you can think of a way for someone to help you, and then you'll know for sure whether they care
>>29297096
ty for the keks familia
>>29290118
Had a (an unwanted) family dinner. I only remember it because my dad died from unexpected heart failure 6 days later
>Usually stay home with just family on my birthday or go out to eat
>Never had a birthday party
>Closest thing I ever had was bringing 1 school friend with my family to eat and see a movie
>Haven't had a RL friend since high school
>They always take pictures even if I don't want them to
>All the pictures probably look just as bad if not worse than these
>25th birthday is coming up and I'm dreading it
>>29289124
>all those memes
>>29290118
my 18th
>dad came to visit
>we went out paintballing
>it was me, my dad, brother & brothers friend
>my brothers friend only came because I had noone to invite
>accidentally leave my glasses at home
>can't see shit, have a terrible time
>go out for a meal to some chinese buffet I think
>it's someone elses bday too
>whole place starts singing happy bday
>think it's for me, nearly die from embarrassment
>dad takes me to the local pub after
>the one I've drunk in loads of times before because my dad lied about how old I was
>didn't see any of my friends
I turned 29 last month and that was way more exciting
>wake up
>tiny amount of friends wished me a happy bday
>feel depressed as fuck all day
>nothing to do
>noone to share it with
>just a constant reminder I'm a failure of a human being
>will never achieve anything
>too scared to die
>wallow in self loathing
>get incredibly drunk that night so I could feel anything other than depression
honestly don't know how I'm going to cope with my 30th.
Your life between 20 and 30 is just a preparation for wizardry. Remember it.
Middle age divorced dad here.
My 20th birthday was lonely as fuck just like these pictures.
I think if I was 20 today, I'd be one of you kissless robot.
The main reason I was able to pass on my genes was because 20 years ago, girls didn't have so many tools at their disposal to find hotter guys.
Right after I turned 21, I went to a bar, started talking to the first girl I saw, and ended up making her my gf and having sex with her.
Now she'd probably be on tinder the whole time, chatting up guys way out of her league instead of giving me the time of day. (Even women in their 30s are like this now)
God speed, robots.
>>29294768
Congrats dude glad to hear your life is going well :)
>>29288222
Hey Anon
If nobody goes to your birthday
You can stay with us
Please stay with us
>>29301356
>Now she'd probably be on tinder the whole time
The sad truth.
>>29284859
>What was your last birthday like?
I haven't celebrated birthday in any way for the past 6 years or so. I'm 27 yo. I live alone with my mom. We don't celebrate her birthday either.
28 here, can deny.
It feels like it is getting betting. Not life, but my ability to cope with having tfw nogf all the time.
>>29302661
*getting better, shouldn't post while drunk
26 year old lifelong robot here. Last birthday party I had was 1998 I think. Haven't been to any type of party or social gathering since then. Honestly going to kill myself soon, just waiting for courage to do it. But I have no reason to even take another breath.
>>29284666
I swear to god that dad is Hungarian
Day name is only for Nobles
Fucking plebeians get out
>>29285560
>he still sets a place for each of his kids every holiday
stupid cunt should have got the idea after the first holiday
>>29303232
What r you doing anon? How is your everyday life?
>>29303232
I haven't had a birthday party for maybe 9 years. It isn't all that bad. I actually just buy my favorite dessert or fast food that day and have a fun time eating it while on the internet. I actually prefer to be by myself 100% of the time instead of being surrounded by people. You shouldn't kill yourself over that.
>>29303716
I have played mmos since 2000. I missed every single part of life. Its not an exaggeration either. Literally if you can think of a life experience I haven't had it.
I stay up till 6 am, sleep until 3pm, have two cups of coffee and sit on the couch until 7 pm. Walk my dog until 8 30 and then come home and that's it. My entire life. No friends or anyone to talk to, 20 dollars to my entire net worth, no car or job and believe me I have tried, so I've just given up. I have done this for so many years. I am a robot among robots in my own evaluation of myself. I've never even been in alone in a room with a female in my entire life and my longest conversation is usually hello at the grocery store when I go with my mom.
I live in a dumpy rented house with my parents and overall we are living in extreme poverty. Combined we couldn't even but a gun for me to kill myself. Christ I don't even have a rope. I hate living.
>>29297131
>gets a job
>moves out
are you financially retarded?
>tfw learned to enjoy birthdays with my family
if you do something fun, it's really not so bad. for this one, we did wine tastings in Sebastopol and had delicious crepes after
>>29284971
>vaio laptop
He deserves all his unhappiness.
>>29284859
It was, pretty much non existant.
I'll digress.
Back at the time, at first I was getting along with someone I found dear.
However by the time her birthday came, I happened to be the worst "gift" she could have, cause in the meantime I was struggling with own feelings towards her, which seemed to have slowly died out. It was the second time I felt myself lose feelings for someone, without any appearant reason. Terrifying, especially cause I cared about her non the less.
I adressed it to her even way before, gave myself time to think, feel, anything not to be reckless so I can find a reasonable outcome, but the day before her birthday she would still cry helplessly.
It was a long distance relationship, although if not for the circumistances, we would meet sooner or later.
I barely menaged to draw her a digital work, it was pretty cute. Not as good as her other friend's though, considered I'm not as skilled with digital art, but nontheless.
Then, fortunately she had the best birthday she could ever dream of, she was fulfilled and succesful so to say, her family and friends threw her a surprise party, got lots of gifts, hugs, kisses and a wonderful time. It was nice to see her be this happy once more, after what I had done with her.
Couple of days later came my turn, I menaged to comfort her somehow in the meantime, at least things weren't rough between us, and at last she coped with it. But I was forgotten, I still think that I probably deserved it anyway.
Fortunately or not, day earlier that friend of hers I mentiond, well, she made a digital artwork of her own for his birthday.
She didn't menage to make anything for me however, but maybe indeed I just didn't deserve it, maybe she really forgot considering she wouldn't even mention anything. One other friend I had made online and an old comrade of mine didn't remember either, can't blame either of them though...
>>29289124
>can curl 35 pounds
>tfw my birthday was one month ago
>tfw this is exactly what it looked like
A-at least my mom didn't take a picture of me...
>>29304121
>>29284859
Again back to the birthday of own, it was a silent day. My parents and grandma would buy my some chocolate, share wishes and a hug. Rest of the family forgot even up until now.
During the break at school someone from class told me how they feel older with each day, to which I replied that I feel particularly older today.
She gazed at me with a bit of confusion, which she and her friend beside would then realise what I meant.
Rest of the day I woulst just spend sitting and looking over the window from the high floor I live in. Then I would lay in bed tired and drift off.
That being all. I didn't cry, so that was nice I think.
>>29304218
>tfw my birthdays are also exactly like these
>tfw my mother takes a few pictures every year
>whole series of less and less people attending (before high school I had some friends), now it's just my grandparents
It's so depressing to look at. And I'm 22 now. Still there are some balloons and flags around. Some decorated birthday cake with my age and candles I have to blow out.
> be turning 34 this year
> managed to get a gf
> together 9 years
> have autistic kid
> I stopped work because she needed care
> thank fuck because I'm too autistic to hold job over one year
> gf thinks I'm normie
> it's all a lie
> exhausting trying to keep up this pretence
> spend all day playing vidya
> gf comes home and washes, cleans and cooks dinner
It never gets easier
>tfw just want to be alone and play vidya on my birthday
>dont care for any holidays at all
>dont even remember any of my friends, mother, father, brothers birthdays
what the fuck is wrong with me? why cant i just be a normie
>>29304344
Jesus, man, I'm sorry. On the plus side, if things ever do get betterlmaoyou can look at those pictures and have a nice visual reminder of how far you've come.
The only birthday party I ever had was when I was ten. I still didn't have friends back then so the only people who showed up were classmates I didn't talk to who I didn't connect with in any way, but at least it was something. This year was a plain cake in the living room (the people at the bakery forgot to write Happy Birthday on it) where my mom hugged me and told me it was going to get better but it just made me kind of angry because I didn't believe her and they were empty words. I'm a twenty year-old mentally-ill college dropout NEET who can barely go outside and I don't know what's going to happen to me. Even my dentist's office didn't send me a Happy Birthday text message this year, and those are automated.
>>29303843
I hope you're a god in those mmo's, get yourself some girl gamer cybersex over voip
>>29287703
Uh. That's utterly horrible on the dad's part. The hell?
>>29304532
1. If you have a child with her, why aren't you married?
2. If you've been together for nine years, why in God's name haven't you been honest about the kind of person you are?
>>29304612
1) the thought of having a wedding terrifies me, no friends to invite as I list touch with them almost a decade ago, my family are good people but I'm as awkward with them as I was at 16.
They told me life would get better, so I believed it would get better on its own.
That's what most people delude themselves into believing.
So at one point I came to the realization that nothing changes on its own. Everything is a consequence of something else and sitting on your ass hoping for shit to change on its own is retarded and unproductive.
So I decided that if life wouldn't change for me, then I'd change my life and I made it better.
And today I'm coming to /r9k/ for the epin memes so life ain't so bad guys teehee haha honk honk :^)
>>29304578
I am not disclosing my name. I am a 4x glad in WoW from aegwynn server. Not that It matters. I can't cuddle with my gladiator titles at night. Sigh
>>29304678
Who says you can't have a small, private wedding, my dude? Just you, her, and a solemniser. It'd be nice.You should make more of an effort to clean up the house while you're at home, senpai.
>>29304835
i relate too much to this
>literally havent done shit in my entire life
>no car
>no anything
>havent ever actually done work
>be a fucking sperg when it comes to doing anything else than gaming
>autistic gamer
>7x gladiator WoW
>high end moba player, but never got anywhere
last birthday party i had when i was like 11, im 23 now
shit mang...
i-its gonna get better right
Nice try spoiling it for me, but I already finished this story.
>>29297096
i can totaly relate to this.
>>29300652
This way works...
The way I'm doing it goes the other direction though. Revenge. I'm really good at interpreting people's facial expressions, what they're feeling under the surface. When you see a successful wedding picture on facebook, look at the bride's face. This is a moment that moves her up on the social ladder. She's elated, but under all that you can barely see that she's happy that she gets to raise her middle finger to all the people who said/thought she'd never make it. Same with highly successful people. Do you really think their motivation to be successful was entirely altruistic? I don't. I think underneath it all is a desire for revenge, to show all the faggots in high school that picked on him who's boss by surpassing all of them and never paying an ounce of public attention to them afterwards.
My life isn't good at the moment (because I fucked up a great job), but it's the desire for self-improvement and revenge that get my ass off the couch and in the gym or at my job early. To eventually show that girl who laughed at my body in the pool what a mistake she made. Fuck 'em, use them as fuel for your fire.
>>29284936
LOL just left college and secured several interviews for apprenticeships
and you faggots told me being a normie was hard, literally all of my competition is retarded! and I have autism!
>>29285504
this is the worst one yet, i really could cry over this one
>>29305135
>be me
>got STEM degree
>hired for best internship within 50 miles of my school
>dating daughter of millionaire
>flash forward 10 years
>live at home with parents
>NEET for last 5 years
>haven't hung out with a friend since last year
>>29291028
... spooby my birthday is the 18th of January and iv been celebrating it alone for the past 5 years. feels bad man
>>29305188
you fugged up anon. why didn't you impregnate her?
>>29292066
grandma is enjoying it, son isn't lol
>>29305222
I should have. And she always let me cum inside raw... even the first time we fucked.
>>29305286
Well what the fuck happened then? How did you fuck up so badly?
>>29284666
i fucked her an hour after this picture was taken. she was a virgin and bled all over my dick. it was fucking GREAT
>>29303381
she is brazilian
her dad is probably a italian descendent
t. brazilian I can spot a brazilian mug from a mile away
>>29305332
No you didn't...but I did.
>>29305315
Autismo tendencies got the best of me.
>>29305386
She's a solid 6.9/10
>>29284423
>It does not get better
You don't say?
Also spoiler fail
>>29305386
idiot, i am you.
>>29305188
>be me next year
>be in relationship with milf and calling her mommy
>finish apprenticeship
>say bye byes to mommy love her xx
>move to far eastern russia
>spend 5 years in russian marines being hardened into a real man
>meet qt natalia mommy gf
>get married and make 3-4 babbies
>buy big sloop, weapons/ammunition, food, building materials etc
>recruit the best of the best from around the world for the mega habbening
>say bye byes to natalia mommy wife love her xx
>set sail through micronesia and reach southern line islands
>plant flag and declare independent state
>spend following few years juggling family and diplomatic battles while becoming one of the most well known names on the planet
>>29304021
Not everyone gets along with their family.
The people in these pictures have no friends. They hardly speak with family. They don't like having fun with family. These people want to hang out with people their age. They want to do something cool that isn't forced to be G rated. Family birthday parties means no alcohol, no anime, no videogames, no cussing, no drugs, and no talking about what the guy likes.
>>29284423
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>>29284755
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>>29285526
Who the fuck does this? Birthday celebrations are for children. Adults don't get cake and presents on their birthday.
Celebrating your birthday past 18 years old is literally the most autistic thing I can imagine.
>wanting to spend your birthday with other people
It's your day, spend it with yourself, do what you like. I always hit up my favorite bar and have some quality alone time. It's the comfiest way to spend your birthday.
>be me 28th birthday
>alone
>friends with lives be at work
>spend it all day getting drunk
>it's been a year so in desprate need for sex
>muster up the beta bravery to call up a female escort
>she actually comes
>only 20 dollars in pocket
>hears door knock
>let her in
>she ask for money ($200)
>show her twenty dollar bill
>she gets mad
>slaps hand away
>now we both mad
>attempts to pull her pants down
>get pepper sprayed
>one eye fucked up, the other is ok
>grab pepper spray out her hand
>we coughing like a bitch
>she runs out apartment screaming rape
>run after her
>she's long gone
>run back inside
>grab $20 and my bottle of smirnoff
>hop in me car
>chase after her while cursing up a storm and drinking
>run into a neighborhood tree
>black out
>wake up in hospital
>spent a couple of months in jail for driving while intoxicated
>still looking for that bitch
>>29301356
Is divorce as bad as r9k leads robots to believe? and what does your daily life consist of? do you get any female attention?
>>29305479
You alright, buddy?
Something you want to talk about?
>>29304021
Sebastopol or Sevastopol?
>>29284876
ha ha looks how he cuts the cake always get me
>this thread almost put me in tears
>birthday is coming up next month
>>29305793
Meh. It would have been better to not get married to begin with, but it's not the worst thing ever or anything.
Financially it sucks. I pay child support until the kids are 18. Ex is remarried so I am literally paying her while she fucks someone else.
However I am less delusional about the nature of woman that I used to be, which helps with dating somewhat. When I first was divorced I didn't know what to do with online dating and all this new internet world, took me about six months to get laid. i have gas several girlfriends, some of them long term, all of them less cunty then my wife was.
>>29284939
For real! Dark souls is basically a representation of the struggle to be human. Hollow is depressed beyond redemption and a form of insanity.
>>29290118
smoked a blunt with my mom and complained about dad's usual bullshit
My birthday was a month ago...for my birthday this year I went to black Angus with my estranged, not yet divorced parents and my little brother and uncle.... I got 200.00$ and a copy of "the power of positive thinking". At least it wasn't as bad as my uncle's birthday, it was just me, my dad, my grandma and him, and I got a present on his birthday it was the present my grandma forgot to give me on my birthday a mo. Earlier
>>29284971
>he has a neck beard
>>29284859
my 20th b-day picturemy wife made it for me.
>>29305602
>alone time
>at the bar
for what purpose
the feels in this thread
>>29299381
What about it triggers you
>>29284859
It was yesterday, my family came over and we had a big dinner and watched the football match on tv. Pretty good man.
>>29297002
What an awful thing to say, anon...
>>29284859
i tripped on mushrooms with 2 new friends I met a week before
>>29284859
Ate dinner with my family and then smoked a bunch of weed and drank a ton of beer with friends and went mini golfing.
>>29297171
Same reason why all men do the hard jobs.
Same reason why almost all homeless are men.
Society does not care about men with defects, if you have serious flaws you might as well be dead to other people. Like if you have autism and you are male you have a 80% chance of dying alone.
>>29306707
>doing my daytime stuff
>go home
>dine out with parents
>hit up the bar
>drinking cocktails
>chatting with the bartender
>listening to comfy music
>only like 5 other people besides you because nobody knows about the place despite being one of the best in the city
Birthdays are comfy as fuck. I have to socialize every day so it feels good to have a day just for yourself.
>>29292066
is that your son
>>29288428
>2010 t-shirt in 2009
>>29284859
Great. Went with 7 buddies for paintball and in n out
>>29284876
>"haha look at how he cuts the cake"
sums up my entire teenage experience with whatever activity I did whether it be walking, chewing food or writing.
>>29289065
>>29291230
thank you for this I kek'd
>>29284859
I spent it in my apartment alone. I didn't really do much. I went driving around and listened to music for a little while in the evening and came home and made a decent dinner for myself. I set out two sets of plates on my small table to give the impression that I was eating with someone who cared about me and talked to myself for a little while. Had a bit of wine too.
After that I read, played a few games for a while and watched some stupid Youtube videos.
Oh well. I've accepted that I'll be alone and all but sometimes I like to imagine I have a family.
>>29284859
My mom makes baked alaska and I eat it with my parents. I just realized how similar it must look to these pictures. Kind of depressing.
>>29305479
Fucking this
who cares about birthdays
>>29289190
Just pretend dog
>>29284859
I tuned 26 on may 31
I did nothing
>>29285526
desu my friend I would rather be homeless or live in a drug den and have irl friends than be a socially autistic failure at life
>>29297096
I think that was my party m8
>turning 22 in 15 days
>the thought just hit me that I'm going to spend it alone without even half of my immediate family just my grandma and mom
Yet I feel nothing.
>>29284692
i think iremember this, some anon said that the story was his mother wanting to make the little party she arranged for him eventhough he was called by the hospital and he was told his friend was dying. Don't know whether or not it's bullshit though.
>>29284971
what's "toblerone"?
>>29308375
swiss chocolate with chewwy nougat
nicest thing you'll ever eat, you see it, buy it pal
>>29289358
Dude nah you're doing great. Just keep it upand bee urselfbud
>>29285093
>4chan birthday is same as mine
It's one of the few things that make me smile at those days
>>29285479
I think they may of just moved in real recently, notice the back corner full of junk.
Can't really prepare meals without unpacking, and Subway is good shit. Just some normies trying to put in time for chad.
>>29284859
>Turned 21.
>Work 12 hour over night shifts, but make it over to my grandmas.
>Grandma, Mom, and Uncle are there.
>Have a little cake, blow out candles, chat.
>Stay for an hour, hour and a half, extremely tired.
>A week later when I have the time and am rested go to Applebees and have dinner by myself, order a Tank 7 and steak that wasnt great.
>Wew.
>>29285479
Lol this is Kirk Cameron
>>29308449
it's obviously an office
>>29308543
Good eye.
A member of the band One Direction is one of the birthday boys in this thread too, but no one has mentioned him.
Turned 21 in march, feels like it was yesterday.
Turned 18 last year, feeled like it was yesterday.
oh wait
>>29305447
Can't wait to hear about you then. This totally doesn't sound like some sort of delusional autistic fantasy.
>>29285029
Did he ever get the card?
I'm 22 in july
Have been utterly friendless for about 4 years now.
Only person I talk to is my dad, my sissters and cute chick's at a village cafe.
I have no idea how crazy I've become.
I wonder what my old friends would say if they saw what I turned into without them.
I just want to be at peace
>>29285526
looks like a kind soul
>tfw just turned 20 yesterday
>it was exactly like this thread
>my parents even asked why I don't have any friends
I'm not gonna make it am I?
Pro-tip:
most of these pictures are just people who do a tiny family moment for their birthday regardless of being with friends before/later/next weekend.
They are not lonely, stop projecting, most of them just had their birthdays between Monday and Thursday and their close families decided to get a little cake for the very special day.
>>29309187
In my mind he got made fun of a lot for being overweight in school, so his rich parents bought him personal training sessions. He lost some weight, but it didn't end up helping him socially. He is just as alone as he ever was.
>>29304021
hey samson, I haven't been on r9k for a couple years. You're looking healthier and happier - I hope all is well.
>>29285504
Cake black like his soul
>>29285504
This is what it looks like when the whole family gets their hair cut at The Hair Cuttery.
>>29304021
>wine tastings
nigga, you gay.
Thankfully no one in my family is big on celebrations and fanfare. We just have a cake (no candles) and eat it. Maybe go out to a place that the person who's birthday it is likes. Not doing that restaurant birthday shit though.
Fuck the people that take these photos. It helps no one. The kid feels like shit, and the parent just feels disappointment in their child. The fuck's the point?
>>29285790
He does.
>Berkeley Jazz Festival
I would show up and talk with him for him for hours about Miles Davis's influence on modern music over a few slices of ice cream cake and bring a hi-fi stereo as a gift.
Everyone already knows.
Stop making this thread.
>>29284423
Is that kid 20? He looks 16.
I'm 20 and people often mistake me for being in my thirties. I mean I eat some junk food but I eat a lot of steamed And raw veggies and beans as well as raw fruit nuts seeds. My diet is pretty well balanced and has been my whole life. I also do a lot of low impact cardio.
No illegal drugs cigarettes or even alcohol.
Yet I have aged worse than alex jones
>>29284423
We can actually use spoilers you fucking underage newfag go back to retaderit
>>29284423
Do Americans and bringing actually do this? Have your kid eat some shitty pizza alone in the kitchen and have some cake?
It's a fucking birthday, if you don't have anyone to invite take your kid to a restaurant and buy him a propper meal, this is how I expect Chris Chan birthdays to be like
>>29298712
>why do posts like this always awaken a strong sense of nihilism inside me
Probably because it feels almost like another world, a world we're not part of, a world we've trained ourselves into believing we'll never become part of and even if we were we know it's just another trap that takes far too much investment to get lost in.
At least that's how I feel.
>>29284692
With those shoulders and face structure with a nose job and hrt you would pass
>>29285221
The original
Not an original post
>>29284859
Shared it with a qt from uni :^) both our friend groups came to celebrate
>24th birthday coming up next week
>it's going to be exactly like this
>no friends or get together
I honestly wish I didn't have to suffer the shame of existing another year. It's always really painful to acknowledge that I haven't progressed or done anything. I'll probably just watch the x-files.
>>29310531
Kek mine is coming too but with the added benefit that I cut contact with my family so it will be my broke ass in my place alone having some birthday ramen and sinker
>>29284859
>in collge
>go to breakfast
>guy at register wishes me happy birthday because it showed up on the scanner
>I die inside but try to focus on eating as not to cry
>talk to a girl I kinda know for a minute
>we play vidya in my room for an hour or so before she has to go
>didnt go to college dinner because i didn't want to be wished a happy birthday a second time.
I normally don't tell people about my birthday until days after it passed. Being reminded that I was born just upsets the hell out of me, especially on that dat. When I was wished a happy 17th birthday in high school, I cried in the bathroom for 3 or 4 hours.
>>29288528
No because Hallee "Roastee" Sorenssen spent maybe twenty minutes sitting at a table eating cake (enough time to snap a really sad pic and put it on Facebook) before going bowling with her aunt or some shit and then proceeding to literally make headlines and receive 5,000+ birthday cards and presents in the mail.
I wish I could have said that somebody took a picture of the dude at Red Robins eating store bought cheesecake and burgers (Burnin' Love is best burger on the menu don't let nobody tell you otherwise) and watching chuunubiyu on his phone and at least made fun of him but nobody even noticed or cared.
Fuck off
>>29310869
Same, I never bring it up myself. Stemmed from an experience my older brother had - his sophomore year of high school, in gym class, his friend started doing that birthday punches bullshit and literally all the guys in the class joined in. He had gigantic bruises on his arms that lasted months. His friend felt so bad about starting it. But yeah caused me to never tell anyone
tfw i actually turned 20 2 days ago. no celebration nothing. fk
>>29289124
Most of this stuff is good, but fuck that noise. Fuck the books, /fa/ has zero taste, and fraternities are for swine. This list will just make you a normie.
I'm doing things my way.
>>29284859
This year was my 21st.
I've had depression this year but didn't tell anyone.
I was home for college and my family made me cards and stuff.
As I was reading the cards I realized I was alone and didn't really have any friends and every other 21 year old on his birthday was celebrating at the bar with friends but I was sitting there with a dozen cupcakes in front of me with my family. As I was reading I started tearing up and my voice started to go. Again it wasn't the content of the card, I was just reminded I was alone. The thought in my head was constantly "wow...this is the lowest and saddest part of your entire life."
They definitely noticed me being upset but didn't ask or say anything.
>>29304164
I mean if you're getting 6-10 reps per set with at least 5 sets, that's a good weight especially to get a massive pump.
>>29284859
Went out to eat with my family at some shitty Japanese buffet. Felt like shit so I barely ate. Ended up just going home after and watching anime until like 3 in the morning and just getting depressed. My friends and a few people who I was friendly with in my classes didn't know it was my birthday and didn't believe me when I told them. Not like I was going to invite them anyways.
>>29284593
I'm sure anthony from smosh is doing fine for himself nowadays
>>29307803
Remember when you were a kid and you had a party and all your friends came over and you got presents and had a great time?
Yeah now you're alone in your shitty apartment with no friends, no girlfriend, nobody that cares about you and you spend the day contemplating eating a bullet, I have not had a good birthday in years, it is the worst day of the year for me.
>>29285110
>might do that right now to see the change of my look year by year
post results
>>29305479
Literal autist here, is this post true, or just satire? I had a 19th birthday party, with cake and presents ;_;
>>29312397
Cake is fine, presents are for children.
My 20th birthday is next month, should I kill myself now so my family only has one day a year to grieve?
>>29313454
Wait till you're 21 so you can become an alcoholic and really drag the suffering out.
My family hates my guts, they don't say it but I know it, I'm literally throwing a sheet out the window to pull my beer up to my window because I don't want them to know, I'm a complete failure, sister is a teacher and living a great life. Yet I'm still the favorite because I was born first it's so fucking stupid.
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