Spoiler: It does not get better
Spoiler: everyone alrdy knows
Never leave the basement on your birthday. Could be an ambush.
A job won't fix it
"I'm sure your friends will be here soon, honey"
"Well it IS a school night. Maybe all the friends you invited had a lot of homework"
>buy world's smallest birthday cake
>set flash timer on camera
>rush to pick up angry cat
>force a smile, trying to act as natural as possible
>FLASH
>die inside
>>29284423
31 year old here can confirm
the rare loner birthday girl
>>29284666
maybe twenty is plenty when it comes to a lifespan
>>29284621
Isnt that the guy from omegle who gets drunk and posts people?
>tfw all the speediness in the world can't get you out of some situations
>"I'm not coming in there. He's your faggot son, not mine."
>"Your mom spent all afternoon making your cake"
What was your last birthday like?
>>29284692
where the fuck do you find these photos lmao
*Bonus Prezel
You're missing the best one
>be femanon
>29 and childless
>deep personality flaws
>pour all your motherly love instincts into your pets
>tfw they see through it
>>29284775
that boy is actually p. damn QT, I wonder what's wrong with him
>>29284864
>EXIT
fuck this shit
Do you promise you'll look for a job this year?
These guys forgot to stock up on humanity and went hollow
>tfw never celebrated my birthday
I'm immune to those feels, jokes on you OP
>Parents visit cake boss
>"So what does your son like to do? What are his hobbies?"
>"Well..."
>>29284958
yeah same but my parents always insist on mentioning it, at least they don't do anything special about it
I don't know how you people get so depressed at receiving free cake.
>>29284958
Crippling Lonliness has no birthday
4chan can be kind
4chans birthday always depresses me most
My mom takes a birthday pic like that every single year.
It's always me alone behind a cake she made for me (which I am always thankful for) and the current number of years I have.
I never bothered to watch them side by side, might do that right now to see the change of my look year by year. Thanks for the depressing idea
>>29284999
trips demand another old man
>>29284971
This fucking pierces theough the heart like .55 caliber sniper
>>29284423
I fucking love these threads
birthday birthday birthday
>not having a small but meaningful birthday with your family
>>29285144
>celebrating your birthday
>having a functional family
>being able to look them in the eye
>>29284999
>>29285111
old man trips again?
>>29285144
>tfw stopped celebrating a long time ago because it feel cringy to sing happy birthday with my family
>lights turned off
>only two people there
>this is torture
>>29285029
It's his birthday today I think
>>29285242
more jooles
>>29285267
>>29285242
This weekend will be rough for him too
>>29284999
>>29285111
I never understood these. I mean they are probably waiting for their meals to arrive.
And they also probably had their fun I their teens and fucked many roasties.
>>29285280
the second one literally has a picture of his dead wife on the table and is being laughed at by the stacy taking the pic
>>29285221
So close
Originalalaolp
No...just... just No
>>29285306
It's still not the same feeling of loneliness all the 20th birthday guys feel. It's just nostalgia. And they also have their kids and their families to be proud of etc.
People took time out of their day for you. It made things worse.
>>29285349
you don't understand old people
most faggots here don't
>>29285389
He has very nice hair.
okay this may be a bit off topic, but I was listening to my soundcloud going on the related tracks while lurking the board and this song came just as I opened this thread
https://soundcloud.com/smoothietunes/weird-inside-49
every fucking picture resonated with me so much. I felt so out of place but content. Immediately run through my whole life in my head.
This all may sound super cheesy but it's 4:30am here and I am completely alone and a bit drunk, and I have the need to share my emotions through something.
I am in no way a shill, don't even know this artist but I really liked it. Please post more pics OP thanks
>>29285398
Tell me how and old guy who had a good life is comparable to a kid who never had and never will have a good life.
"Things will be better once you have a job," they said.
>tfw no one takes your emo feels seriously
You should be thankful... not everyone gets to live in a nice house.
>>29284904
Kill yourself you vapid whore.
>>29285427
an old guy who's kids never call, are never around anymore, close to death, life partner dead
meanwhile you're a 20 yo shit stain
>>29285536
he still sets a place for each of his kids every holiday in hopes they'll show.
they never do though.
>parents have not mentioned my birthday at all for the last three years
...I think they forgot when it was
>>29285536
the old guy had a good life and he wasted it
the sperg robot loser never had a good life to begin with, his own autism always held him back
i have more sympathy for the sperg
>>29285536
He still has good memories to look back at, meanwhile I have no future to look forward to.
BTW I'm a khhv @ 26.
>>29285567
that'll probably make things easier on them when you're gone.
>>29284904
I can give you a child femanon
y-you don't even have to date me or anything
my personality flaws are also too deep to ever connect with another human being anyway, this would be the only way I'd ever pass on my jeans.
You are better off with your own kind.
>>29285628
reply to
>>29285605
3 Failed Generations
let me help out OP
my birthdays always sucked nobody even remembered
>>29285576
>i have more sympathy for the sperg
no, you don't have any sympathy for anyone, you just identify with the sperg
>>29285587
I guess 26 years wasn't enough for you to learn it's not just young male virgins that can have feelings and world doesn't revolve around you.
22 khhv before you start asking about that
The doll lovers imageboard said it's getting more accepted all the time
>>29285655
How is dad and grandad failed? Having kids is pretty much the opposite of fail.
>>29284492
>gets excited for his birthday
>wears his favorite pedobear shirt
>gets mocked by his parents
what has the world come to
>>29284999
wife probably just fell over in the bathroomand can't get up
>>29285675
>b-but everyone can feel lonely
Yeah, fuck off.
>>29285702
fuck... sides... in... orbit
>>29285667
you posted all the ones I have except for these two
I'd come to your birthday party, OP. We could talk about feels
>>29284423
>>29285691
Having kids means you ruined the next 18+ years of your life.
>>29285675
>no, you don't have any sympathy for anyone, you just identify with the sperg
thank you for knowing me better than i know myself, random online stranger
next can you tell me whether the job interview today went well? i honestly cant tell, that guy was unreadable
>>29285242
>>29285267
>>29285278
Julius seems bro-tier
>>29285719
I never said 'anyone' you lying sack of shit
go get fucked
>>29285560
fucking ungrateful normies
>>29285788
>next can you tell me whether the job interview today went well? i honestly cant tell, that guy was unreadable
Who gives a shit about your job interview now
why did you even mention it? the first line was snarky enough and you made your point, but you had to tell the world you went on a job interview
yes, i do know you pretty well
>>29285829
i mentioned it to remind you that im probably better than you
because i have a degree
and im looking for a job
thats why i mentioned it
i guess what im trying to say is that im pretty sure im better than you
>>29285479
damn people are fucking weird. who the fuck puts subway sandwiches on paper plates like that.
>"How to make me genuinely sad" the thread
>>29285857
what's your degree bro
>>29284423
This is a sigh in picture form.
>>29284578
his shit is surely fucked up
>>29284423
1. have you considerd suicide ?
2.it gets better, one day you may have a bigger cake, which means that you can fill the hole in your soul with more food
>>29284423
It doesn't get better. And it gets even worse the longer you go.
>>29283830
may this thread never die
I swear to fuckin god if I show up ITT I'll kill myself. Looking back on all of my past birthdays I wouldn't be too surprised. Is anyone else this paranoid?
>>29284692
>>29284578
>>29284423
>>29284936
>turning 20 next year
>no friends
>no gf
>no skills
>no hobbies
>no passions
>>29285959
But wouldn't the hole in your soul also become bigger?
>>29286251
Turn your life around now it gets WORSE
>>29286297
I don't know how
I have no motivation
I'm too busy
I have no money
What do I do
>>29284851
well it looks pretty shitty desu
>tfw you laughed at these photos all through your teen years thinking it would never happen to you
>tfw your 20th birthday turned out exactly like this
>>29286319
i don't have the answers to those questions
Of all the sad shit that gets posted birthday ones always get me.
>>29285278
i hope he and his cousin get to be pals
>>29285389
i got the same flannel as the pep pep
I didn't even get that much. My parents forgot my 21st birthday. So did my 3 friends.
I've learned not to expect anything, but even though I expected nothing, I was somehow still disappointed.
>>29286319
Leave this place immediatly.
eat up skeletor
grandma and dad
>>29286527
It's okay, anon
Once you realize birthdays are just days you can forget you had one entirely and simply go on as you usually do
people say r9k is a terrible circle jerk of self loathing that you should never visit. how do i escape this hell anon?
>>29284863
I think that guy actually posted here once, he said his friend got into an accident and was dying at the hospital that day
>>29287324
I find the more I try to escape, the more disappointed I become with my failure to do so.
After years of attempting to fight it, I've determined the best course of action is to simply let the loathing, feels, and depression take you for a ride wherever they lead.
>>29285655
That wouldn't be as bad as some of the other pics, at least there is no pity and judgement when everyone else in your family is also a failure. I won't have kids but if I did I don't think I could ever be disappointed in them considering what a fuck up I was
All my birthdays since my 13th have been this. If anything though, this thread actually makes me feel better. I can't put it into words, but it feels very human and comforting.
>>29284492
>football tshirt
>horrible interior design
>everything is ugly and just off somehow
>old lower middle class white folk
fuck that hits home
thank god I went to uni and broke the cycle
>>29287555
check'd
god i love when people really analyze the details of these pics
>>29285702
Shit, good catch there. Autism immortalized.
>>29285691
>>29287535
>>29285655
Dad has been saying he is going to start a lumper service company for 5 months now. He keeps saying "next month we should have it up and running". He has said this every month.
>>29284775
"Shut the fuck up in there with that happy birthday shit! I can't hear the tv!"
>>29284578
I like the juxtaposition of the fancy ass jello cups with the cheapo cheese puffs.
>>29287646
lumberkek
Is it really that bad to have a tiny cake for your birthday?
This year I bought a cupcake for myself because my dad kept throwing out the cakes my mother would bake for me
>>29284492
>dat 1000 yard stare
>>29287689
Lumper you mong. Like unloading trucks. Nigger work.
>celebrating your birthday
it's better to spend your day shitposting than having sadsack parties.
>>29285242
Well shit. I'd do something about it if I used Jewbook at all.
>>29285408
I think you'd really like these anon, check em out.
>>>/wsg/1121823
>>29284666
BUT WHO WAS CAMERA?
Origamiuu
>>29285504
Thatb cake looks delicious.
>>29285828
I love how people get whipped up when they see old people alone at set tables
you hate everyone but these old pieces of shit certainly deserve better than they have. As you sow so shall you reap, my guess is they aren't alone without cause
>>29284936
If that were from the 70s, that could be Trip Fontaine in his post-detox years.
>>29285560
I don't know this guy at all but generally there's a reason why people's families choose to not show or spend time with them. When people age they conveniently forget all the terrible things they did or the way they used to act and then suddenly can't understand why there's no one in their lives.
>>29285687
How can they be so unconcerned as to what people think of them to bring their blow up doll out in public?
>>29285111
>That roastie in the foreground.
Why are women so cruel?
>>29284906
>Only ugly people can get lonely, or be loners.
Go away.
>>29285389
"The Birthday Supper".
>>29285903
Media Studies. I'm applying for producer at the BBC. Hope it's ok that I have no experience! My 2:2 should make up for that though.
>>29288046
Have you ever met someone with dementia or alzheimer's?
>>29286762
Fuck off, Dewey.
>all these birthday threads
>turning 22 next week
I think I'm going to have to relapse on hard drugs just go get through it
>>29284492
>Be over the age of 20
>Disgusting neckbeard
>Overweight
>MLP/Weeb lover
>Beta as fuck
>Parents treat you like a child
>YFW you are viewed as a child by your parents
Poor bastard, you just know he'll never find love or get a job probably.
>>29284423
>turn 20 today
>grandmother called to tell me happy birthday
>Spent the day alone watching anime, jerking off, playing vidya, and shitposting on 4chan, as I do every day
>my mother was too drunk to remember
>my dad called me a loser and told me he still won't pay for community college, despite him earning a 6 figure salary and paying 30k a year for my sister's tuition
I'm done, there's no hope. What was supposed to be the best period of my life is over. All I experienced was pain, depression, criticism, and isolation. what am I even doing
>>29288251
>turn 20
>what was supposed to be the best period of my life is over
u wot m8? Your 20s is supposed to be the best part of your life. I mean it will realistically be awful too, but almost nobody thinks teen years are the best part of life
turned 28 in March. feels bad man.
on the plus side I'm losing shit tons of weight and lifting and my dick is looking bigger even though it's still small but it's giving me confidence
just the other day at the store I got a double take from a qt. I'm still too autistic to do anything about it especially since she was skinny and I'm still noticeably fat but my cheeks and facial aesthetics have improved and I'm walking taller and dressing better and all sorts of little improvements that really add up.
start working out right now guys and it definitely worth it unless you are hideously ugly and have an inherently shitty personality. but who knows: maybe once you start losing weight and your clothes start fitting better and stop craving soda and sweets and getting over the initial chore-like feeling of working out and lifting so that it actually starts making you feel good (which WILL happen in time) it might also start to make you feel good about yourself which will lead you confidence building and in a roundabout way might get you laid.
don't give up
>>29285338
She's trying to hide it but she can't
Just look at her eyes they're about to crack
It wasn't all bad
Original text for the robot
>>29285959
>"heh, my life may suck now, but by the time I'm that age I'll have my shit together for sure."
I was so wrong.
>>29288428
nice timestamp quads
Did anyone post this one yet
>>29285306
>>29285111
Reverse image search suggests the girl is admiring him, not mocking him. I mean she still didn't need to show her fucking face in the photo, but I feel a little better about the universe now.
>>29288528
didn't her aunt post that on normie book without anyone the family's permission? I heard the mom and daughter were super pissed and felt it was exploitative.
>>29284423
Spoiler: Screw everything i do what I want.
>>29284492
Yet these guys have had more date than me.
>>29284904
>LOOK AT ME GUISE IM A GIRL FEMBOT OMG SO LONELY XDDDDDDD
Desperate beta faggots like >>29285605 is all the proof that you need that women can't be lonely. He doesn't even know what you look like and he's begging anyway. Fuck off, attention whore bitch.
>>29285857
You're proving his point for him
Someone who really was better wouldn't have to point it out
>>29286251
Me too anon me too
>rev up that exit bag, just 5 years to go
>>29285278
if you're still here (whoever posted these picture of Julius) message him. doesn't even matter what you say. just acknowledge him, it'll make his day a lot better.
>>29288777
trips demand it. maybe jules deserves his own post
>>29288222
Happy Early Birthday anon (this is original pls)
>>29284958
I know that feel, always spend my birthdays all alone in front of my computer with my mother always buying some ice cream or a cake that we then both ate together later.
:(
>>29284666
>>29284999
>>29285111
>>29287555
>>29288222
>>29288777
holy birthday trips itt
Post more, please. I want to feel sad.
>>29287241
kid's pretty huge for being 10 though, he'll make a good Chad
Y'all need to get some perspective, because half of these are just folks spending their birthdays with their families. There's nothing depressing about sharing your birthday with people you love, hell, some poor bastards don't even have that.
Not every birthday has to be some sort of normie drink and fuck fest
>>29284423
It does get better but it takes months and months to get better and only if you get /fit/, get /fa/shionable, and go to college and join a bunch of clubs and rush fraterneties.
Also read these books like I am
Donald Trump - The art of the deal
Barbara Pease - The Definitive Book of Body Language DONE
John Gray - Men Are from Mars, Women Are from Venus 15 pages a day
Robert Cialdini - The Psychology of Influence DONE
Ogi Ogas - A Billion Wicked Thoughts
Dale Carnegie - How to win friends and influence people DONE
Allan Pease - Talk Language
You can get pdf's of some of them online and others you gotta get from a library or buy them
This is coming from a guy who at my absolute all time worst I was 307 pounds, had stopped going to school in person and instead did everything online, and for 3 years had 0 social contact and often times wouldn't leave my room for days
Now I'm 215 pounds, can curl 35 pounds and have visible muscles when I flex, I have a normie cut (undercut), wear /fa/shionable clothes, and manage to get gym chads to laugh and smile around me and give me tips
This upcoming semester I'm gonna join a bunch of clubs and rush frats
All this self improvement has been in the making for a while now
>my birthday was may 31
>turned 27
>got a text from my aunt (who's even worse of a NEET than me) and my brother
>no one else said anything
>have a fucking normiebook so everyone knew it was my birthday
>no one could even be assed to "like" my birthday
>I went into work that day
>only have coworkers on my facebook
>none of them say a thing
Every day I have to ask myself why I keep living, and the answer is always "I'm not sure."
>>29288251
How much is CC for you? Maybe you could get a sponsor or a scholarship or something.
>>29284859
My birthday is New Year's Eve. Everyone in the world is celebrating but nobody is doing it because of me.
>>29289124
Good luck, hope you make it like Zyzz one day brah.
>>29284876
Fuck.>>29286251
Turning 25 in less than one month.
Enjoy it while it sucks not as bad.
>>29289234
I still feel really worried, I mean I've come so far but sometimes I worry if all the self improvement is just all in my head or not
I mean my parents are practically beaming when interacting with me and my brother who used to hate me is acting buddy buddy with me, and people in person act better than they ever have before, my cousins seem to be in awe of me for some reason, and at the gym I've asked girls for help with proper form on gym equipment and they actually touched my shoulders and arms with their hands to help me get it right and they didn't seem to mind and I didn't feel the slightest bit of spazyness over it.
At the same time I still worry that none of this is gonna work and come the end of this year I'll s till be a virgin
>all this self improvement in a nutshell
>>29284666
Is that a cake or a meatloaf?
>>29284666
Just taking a cheeky familia photo to post on her wall before heading out to a night of partying.
My birthdays since I turned 19 have consisted of this.
>19: asked family to stop having parties for me, birthdays have stopped mattering to me
>they say okay, entire fucking family and a bunch of little cousins knock on my door at 2 in the afternoon
>20: no really no more please
>get told "we'd still like to treat you to dinner" so I go because free food
>ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY AGAIN
>21
>LEGALLY instead of sneakily buy myself a handle of jack daniels and guzzle a good amount of it all at once
>ENTIRE FUCKING FAMILY SHOWS UP
>meanwhile I'm smashed and numb as shit, I can barely remember any of it but I managed to avoid saying anything stupid
>22
>blackout drunk in my room for two days laying on the floor so much the exact spot had a sticky outline of me
>parents say "oh there you are" and act like they didn't even fucking realize I was dead to the world
>reason why family didn't jump me is BECAUSE THEY HAD A SATURDAY RESERVATION
>BULLSHIT ON SATURDAY
>turning 23 this year
I hope it isn't fucking stupid, I really want to avoid drinking after last time but god damn it.
I don't hate my family members, I just hate all the fucking questions I get every single birthday.
>GOT A GIRLFRIEND YET???/SEE ANY CUTE GIRLS AT YOUR (community) COLLEGE YET???
>SO DO YOU GO OUT WITH FRIENDS OR ANYTHING?
>wait you still can't drive?
>when are you going to get a job to help your parents out
>don't you want a family and a job? you'd feel so much better about yourself, don't you want to be happy?
I know, you don't have to tell me.
It's amazing how quickly I came to terms with the fact that I'm a literal piece of garbage with no talents, ambitions or interests in general.
If you're reading this you are cursed to close r9k and never come back
>>29285029
>>29285242
i saw something about how Julius didnt tell anyone about the party
What did you do for your 18 birthday anons?
Did you go out to drink with your friends?
Did you have a party?
What did you do?
>>29285338
look at the phone. She's probably texting chad about the birthday sex they're having tonight
>>29290118
>tfw I literally don't remember my 18th birthday
>>29288642
Put yourself in 'her' shoes and read his post again. Would you want to have sex with someone that desperate?If a woman desperately wanted a child, she'd go to a sperm bank.
>>29284859
I don't remember, I just did what I normally do. Go to work, go home. Panic about anyone talking to me. I don't like celebrations.
>>29284859
Woke up, family congratulated me, went to class some friends congratulated me, came home and wallowed in the existential dread and shitposted a bunch on here like everyday
Same as I will be doing this year
>>29284423
Is it not peculiar how Jews seem to control all the media that the Western world consumes? The higher ups of any media company seem to be, almost exclusively, Jewish.
A very strange coincidence.
>>29290118
Sat and played Star Ocean: The Second Story, drank alone, fapped to the status screen pictures of Celine and Precis, played some more, finished my fifth, fapped again, went to sleep.
>tfw just realized my birthday is the 18th
Fucking kill me. How does a normie usually celebrate their birthday?
>>29284423
need one for 30.
>>29288032
>When people age they conveniently forget all the terrible things they did or the way they used to act and then suddenly can't understand why there's no one in their lives.
My dad is going to experience this. He earned it though.
>>29289065
he's not 10 lad
the shirt is a sports jersey for somebody who is player 10 on some team
nobody gets a shirt with their age written on it
>>29291028
this 18th? mine too!
happy birthday, in advance!
>>29291028
By throwing a backyard party with bands that play for free or for beer
28 years old here, I have a decent life with a decent job but once you realize that life is meaningless and empty nothing can help you.
>>29284859
A step up from previous ones. I actually got someone to hang out with me for an hour.
>>29284423
I have a picture just like these for my 18th birthday, wearing a shirt I still own, one of the few in my closet
>22
I feel like cutting a gas line and ending it all in my sleep.
>>29284859
Can't remember, I probably got high and watched anime by myself.
>>29289532
you're fucking ungrateful
>>29291426
No he's not.
Apparently you don't have a shit family.
Everytime I skip a family event, it's "oh wheres anon at, would've like to see him"
Everytime I go to a family event it's "found a job yet, found a gf yet, etc"
When they no for a fact, I don't leave my house, it's literally an excuse for them to act like cunts.
>>29291471
don't worry, anon. soon they'll realize there is no hope and stop bothering you.
>>29291501
Keep telling yourself that. They don't stop until they're dead.
>>29284859
It was kind of nice. Pretty much like these pictures, but with two of my brothers and my parents singing happily the happy birthday song. During that day I felt OK.
However, before and after I felt like shit for being almost a year older/being a year older.
It's terrible to realize it's been a whole year and you're stuck in the same emotional rut, or social one, or whatever. That the only change in your life is that maybe you'll need to go to change your ID or whatever, or that this cake has one more candle.
I dunno man.
at least this guy had a stripper show.
>>29292066
Oh yeah, poppin a stiffy in front of gran so much fun
>>29284423
>>29284692
>>29284936
>back at home for summer and away from all my friends
>turned 20 last week
>no friends celebrate with but I'm okay with it
>just wanted to finish work, go to a nice restaurant and come home to play new vidya I bought
>my mom brought a cake into my fucking work place at lunch
>she made everyone sing happy birthday
>remembered these photos
>felt sick to my stomach realized that I became this photos
>legitimately considering finding a new job now
>>29288032
>tfw you are a shitty drunk but your family still loves you and goes out of his way to visit you
Feels nice, man.
>>29292371
Your mom is a sweet person
>>29285655
The man on the left is handsome as fuck in my non-homo opinion.
>>29284859
>Taken out to Gatlinburg by "friends"
>5 hour drive there
>seems alright, looking good
>get there
>they lied about the hotel
>get forced to sleep on shitstained couch
>go do stuff
>didn't get to do anything I wanted
>next day
>actually my birthday by this point
>wanted to check out this cool pizza joint for lunch
>"why don't you just go yourself anon"
>can't bring myself to separate from group
>obese, so walking around so much really starting to take it's toll
>eventually I'm in literal agony
>at that dumb ripley's museum or something
>have to stop and go back to hotel
>stay there by myself for 4 hours in severe pain
>brought a box of cookie crisps with me for some reason
>only thing I got to eat on my birthday
after that we went home and I went straight to work at a car factory doing inspections and I got to live with that agony from earlier for 12 hours a day 6 days a week.
Seriously the closest I've ever been to killing myself. Still wonder if that would have been for the best
>>29284593
This nigger is now chad
>>29284859
shitposting in my dorm room.
Plan the same thing this year.
>>29284859
nothing special. family greeted me when i woke up, close friends greeted me in class. last time i had a birthday party was when i was 13.
>>29289188
hey, happy belated birthday anon. just so you know, you can set your birthday in facebook so that you're the only one who sees it. that way you won't feel sad that no one greeted you. that's what i do
>>29284904
Those are some pretty cute dogs, anon. I hope you take good care of them
Jesus, i forgot you autists werent joking when you act like neets
>>29284851
Birthdays three days after new years. Got super wasted for three days went home to die alone in bed with raging hang over. Literally, anyone's your find if you got booze and money.
>>29284859
my childhood cuteboi friend baked me a cake :3
>>29292066
That's messed up
>tfw this year I will have a gf and friends to celebrate my birthday with
>tfw every birthday before was spent alone
It will be a nice change
>>29284859
same as every other, alone in my room. for a time I told myself every year that the next would be different. that didn't turn out too well.
>>29284876
holy shit
oreganoli
>>29292066
I can't imagine how painfully awkward that must've gone
desu I find birthdays to be overrated. Could just be my experience living as a relative poorfag in a third world country when I was younger but the day seriously has little meaning to me. I view it more as something for family gatherings rather than celebrating myself.
birthday is coming up this month
thanks for reminding me, asses
rip
>>29284859
Organized to meet with a guy I work with as well 2 other friends for lunch on a Sunday, only planned it really so I could tell my parents I did something for my 25th birthday.
Something like 18 people turned up because one of the guys just sort of invited a lot of other people. One of those cosmic events where no one has anything better to do that day, so people who would never make the effort normally all showed up.
Lunch was at a german beerhouse, we all sat around drinking 30 ounce steins for about 6 hours. It was by far the best birthday I've ever had, was really surprised how it played out
>>29284971
fucking lmao i cant
>>29285306
ok now im MAD
It does if someone comes along and rescues you, which I won't pretend is anything but blind luck.
March 2016
>Overweight, virgin, no friends, no job, shut in, no future
June 2016
>Steadily losing weight, loving bf who is also my best and only friend, sending out job applications (had my first interview in years last week), learning to drive, hang out with him every second weekend for a few days since we live far apart, talk on skype all day every day whenever he's not in work
He's changed my life, he's under so much pressure and stress in his own life yet he takes time to help me become a better person. If it wasn't for him I wouldn't have broken a 7 year cycle of doing absolutely nothing all day. Sure it sucks looking for a job, sure it's gonna suck working a job, but I'm doing it anyway because it means getting to be with him a lot more often and helping take some of the burden off him. We met on 8ch, met up after 2 weeks of talking and we've been together since March.
I got drunk for the first time with him, lost my virginity with him, he's teaching me to drive and he helps me look for jobs, he takes me to places I'd never go alone, he takes care of me and looks out for me. He makes me feel like I'm a kid again, full of hope for the future and enjoying someone else's company. We play video games, watch anime and tv shows, cuddle and get lewd, eat junk food and just have fun.
tl;dr I got lucky and I hope you do too
>>29296442
So you are a parasite that need to mooch off someone elses will power in order to function and you are buying that favor with your vagina?
Good job.
>>29296508
I'm a dude and yes, I need to mooch off his willpower to function
>>29285527
>Kill yourself you vapid whore.
When she's 40 and finally meets a man
The pitbull, in it's old age, attacks her, going for the face and neck as they are programmed to do
Darkness eternal takes her
>>29289124
great book list
I would add The 48 Laws of Power to that
The abridged edition is a shorter read that gets to the point without the history lessons
>>29296566
youre still a virgin despite being fucked in the ass you fucking loser lmao
>>29284666
8/10 by my standards, would ask out
>>29289124
>he thinks that he can lift and read about forever lost experience and change autism
You cant, you merely adapt to it.
>>29296855
I don't really care, I'm seeing him on friday and we're gonna fall asleep together cuddling.
i feel like julllius
>>29296977
just remember literally every one of your family members and ancestors are looking down at you with disgust
>>29296977
How did you two meet? tell us the stroy
>>29284876
what the fuck
oregontrail
>>29284859
Pretty nice tbqh
2 days ago
>Slept in till 9
>said goodbye to Mum, Dad, and sister
>Bought Dark souls as it was on sale
>Played dark souls till my sister got home at 4
>Brother came back from uni to wish me a happy birthday
>went for meal out with family
I went out for drinks with friends 2 days later as my birthday was on a wednesday
I remember when I was 10, I moved to a new school and befriended this guy who was clearly a loner and target of bullying.
>His birthday is coming up
>He invites the whole class to come to his house for his birthday party
>people seem apprehensive about going
>being new I decide it's a good opportunity to make some friends
>day of the party go round there
>his mum has decorated his house with balloons, banners etc.
>table full of snacks, sweets etc.
>we sit in his living room for a while watching TV
>eventually it becomes clear no one else is coming
>out of 100 kids in our year (he pretty much invited everyone) only I came
>we play pass the parcel with just the two of us
>we play pin the tail on the donkey
>eventually we end up playing PS2
>can hear his mum and dad talking downstairs about how sad it is he has no friends
>finally it's time to leave
>as I'm leaving, remember to give him the card I got him
>as he opens it and begins reading, I realize what the card said on it
>"Why was the Skeleton sad at the party?"
>...
>"Because he had NO BODY to go with"
>leave his house as he breaks down into tears
He moved schools the year after that. Sometimes I wonder what he's doing now, he'd be about 20 now.
>>29284508
>tfw expected everything to get better after getting a job and moving out
>be born male
>be lonely
why is that R9k? why is it always pictures of lonely boys?
>>29297171
Because despite of what media tells you men have a much harder life than women and are forced down much more often.
>>29288251
>20
Not too late at all.
>>29297171
it's not possible for a woman to be lonely, the fattest ugliest woman in the world could post her pic on a dating site and get 100's of matches in a week.
>>29284423
I cried.
Fuck reality.
>>29296442
Is Tales from Earthsea not that great like people say? I watched it once and i'm thinking about watching it again.
man i love these threads post more
>>29284666
Nah she's way too pretty, she was going out to party with her friends after taking that photo, for sure.
>>29297096
haha bruh that's savage
>>29285267
That's why I don't celebrate my birthday.
>tfw celebrated my 20th birthday recently
>tfw nobody except my parents wished me a happy birthday
>tfw no friends
Why live? How can I live like this for the next 55 years?
>>29288251
>20
It's not too late. It is NEVER too late.
Happy birthday anon!
>>29297765
>2016
>he thinks people still have friends
you replace your friends with 4chan and video games
will i ever wake up from this nightmare, lads?
>>29285389
Redneck 1: isn't that the hottest piece of pussy you've seen?
Redneck 2: well lemme take a closer look
Robot: FML
Grandpa: I survived WW2 for this shit?
>>29284859
Cleaned my toilet and went to bed early
>2016
>Not program your own AI waifu so she can wishes you "Happy Birthday" and talk with after work
Fucking normies
>>29285389
what kind of soda/beer is on the table?
>>29284508
I love that cute little penguin thing is his pocket on the torso
>>29284859
I got blackout drunk alone.
