Hello my brothers. I registered Chad Thundergloins on Tinder. Literally. You can search for his facebook, even make friends with him. This was done so to prove that you can say anything if you're Chad, and also how shallow those stupid fuck Tindersluts are. I need further tips on what to do. Chad is really popular, and has 30+ matches. Chad wants to take care of all of them, because he's a gent. Suggest pranks or lines Chad uses ;)
>>29024283
Post screenshots first so we can decide what to say
>>29024283
"If I could change the alphabet, I'd put 'u' and 'i'together."
Fuckin Chad
>>29024283
Woman call me a stud, i allready have an std so all i need is u
>>29024283
This is beyond desperate
My robot friends, problem is I live in a non-english speaking area but allright
>>29024283
"i'm really a fat virgin catfishing you to impress a bunch of neets on the internet"
i am rather interested in this. can we get an american fake chad going?
>>29024413
The fuck is that hyroglyphic shit language?
Respond in english, some of them might speak english
One hoe bought that I am here to expand my fathers business, which sells eco friendly sonars made entirely from wood
>>29024421
Yeah? And what's so great about your hobbies?
>>29024449
Allright. I am saying I am half american half hungarian. I will say I have not learned hungarian properly
>>29024463
just try it, see what happens
>>29024453
>there's a puppy too
Devious. This isn't even fair to the hoes
>>29024440
http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165905221
My research is based on this
OP believes that every match on Tinder would lead to Chad getting laid. Little does he know that even with 100 matches, he probably could not get a single girl to actually come and meet him.
>>29024518
>it's exactly what I wanted
>and yet I just feel more depressed
>tfw girls will never talk to you like that
>>29024283
>you can say anything if you're Chad
This is what robots actually believe. But go ahead and behave like an autistic sperglord and post results.
>>29024540
Would be surprised. Every word Chad says is gold in the eyes of the hoes
>living in hungary
>phone in russian
K...
>>29024641
Practicing the language
>>29024557
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD
ihavecontent you fuckinnigger
We're still waiting op!
>>29024413
Meg egy magyar robot -.-
Hungary is uneducated as fuck. No English speakers out there. Fuck them, did only I do my English studies properly?
>>29024713
Imo it isnt that bad. Especially in the 18-30 age group
>>29024557
A picture on Tinder does not a Chad make. OP's autism would quickly manifest itself when chatting with girls.
got one mates
>>29024764
"I'd rather tap your ass"
>Log in as Chadwick
>Spam swipe right /all
>max 100km
>Set up actual tinder acc 4 ur real self
>Repeat step 1 & 2
>If Chadwick Thundergloins has a successfull match with one of your matches, it's time to play the game.
>Bombard the chick with rapist filth from Chad
>Do the opposite with ur real prophile
>post results
>>29024402
underrated origino
>>29024764
"You hungary for mein cock, neger?"
>>29024402
Topkek
Oregano me roboto
Chad gets away with it
>>29024413
Magyar cigany
Also the fact that chad can say anything to girls has been proven hundreds of times on this board so your little experiment is pretty pointless.
>>29024946
"about 6 inches long"
>>29024946
>you will never enjoy this liberating feeling of being able to say whatever the fuck you want without worry and she'll be accepting of it
>>29024413
>finno-ugric languages
>>29024849
Not OP
Any more like this? Thinking of replacing neger with something else and sending this from my real profile. I live near the hungarian border so it matches me with hun girls sometimes.
quick, something
i mean this
>>29024283
Miert Budapest a lakhelye?
puns don't work
besides this
>>29025105
"long answer for a simple question coming out of that pretty face, does that mean i can stuff my long cock in your pretty face as well?"
>>29024421
>>29025137
do mine next
>>29025149
"Not as cute as you while i bone you with my boner"
>>29025149
budos ribancok egytol egyig
hey OP, want to meet up irl somewhere?
shitshit I don't know german, that bitch is trolling me. Ironic
>>29025176
"Ich wolle dich gerne ficken am arsch"
>>29025171
Hat figyelj, miert ne?
>>29025176
mi a faszert irtal meint te autista?
>>29025171
>magyar kurvak
Nothing new.
>>29025198
jelold be a feszen az en kamu profilomat, megoszottam a profil kepedet ha ugy megtalasz
amugy kurvara felbasz, h ha kulfoldi vagy, akkor siman megbaszhatsz barmilyen csajt itthon
elozo felevben volt itt egy ameriaki srac, aztan meg a sracok is az o faszat szopkodtak
>>29025077
"You know Budapest? Well I'm a sex-pest ;)"
>the winky face is critical, CRITICAL!
>>29024849
>>29025201
Klasszikusokat csak pontosan
>>29025225
Ez alap. Belvarosban pl kurva sok a neger, es csomo coalburner csajt sot mulatto gyerekeket is szoktam latni.
>>29025261
>>29025251
>>29025225
>>29025201
Az otodik pecset
bitch too smart
>implying any of the "girls" OP is talking to isn't also a troll/catfish
>mfw these girls ignore his sex jokes bullshit
>try to keep the conversation mature because they want to be attracted to him
WHY DOES CHAD GET SO MANY EXTRA LIVES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29025261
haver van egy szep mem
>>29025261
>csomo coalburner csaj
Pedig azt hinned, h a magyar lanyok nem annyira westernizaltak. nem a faszt nem. minel barnabb a fasza a migransnak, annal jobban szopjak.
csak baszd szet a szaromat, csalad.
>>29025305
mit akarsz implikalni ezzel?
trianon 2.0
M I K O R?
I
K
O
R
?
>>29024283
But men are the exact same way with women. All you're proving is you're a bitter virgin, and people like attractive people.
>>29025337
No, he's also proving that if you are a foreginer in Eastern Europe, all the slav/german mixed sluts will flock to you, no matter what you do. Hell, if you want a gf, just come here and pick one. It's literally that easy.
>>29025225
Chad Thundergloinsnak oszd meg a kepet, nincs ertesitesem
>>29024964
t. radu radulescu
>>29025317
Dehogynem. Ugyanugy ervenyesek a "nyugat" szabalyai itthon is. Jol nezel ki => dughatsz csajokat. Meno es penzes vagy => szinten. Atlagos vagy => get fucked, orulsz ha egy 5/10-et kapsz es osszeteszed a 2 kezed ha megtartod valameddig
>Women are going to swipe right on pictures of people they find attractive
Wow it's almost like that's exactly how Tinder is supposed to fucking work.
>>29025355
uzenetek kozott nezzed
a profilkepem a /soc/-rol van
>>29025350
No, I'm only attracted to Asian girls. Do you have any Asian Turk rapebaby QTs there?
ITT: angry virgin robots seeing what they want to see.
>>29025407
probably.eredeti komment baszki robotgeco
>>29025276
In english my robot friends. Me don't understand
See? It's okay if you Chad
>>29025493
"Bone you with my boner"
You are literally the most retarded person ever.
>>29025493
if I said that to girls they would alert the authorities
Well that didn't go as planned
>>29025493
kepzeled el ha magyarul irnad es nem lennel csed, csak egy 5/10-es srac
letiltana a gecibe rogton
>>29025504
Unlike you, Chad doesn't have to try and be smart, he just gets women
>>29025504
Who cares, they'll gobble up anything as long as it's a foreign Chad.
>>29025518
>le chad gets girls jumping on his cock just by existing meme
>>29025514
nem meglepo imho, ezek csak a "suck my balls" ertik
meg esetleg az "open your asshole for me baby"-t
>>29025533
>Not reading the thread
Nice meme
>>>/s4s/
>>29025517
Nem, mivel matcheket se kapnal alapbol. 20-25os korosztalyban atlag ferfiak kb 1/50 matchet kapnak, az 1 pedig valami bot vagy 2/10 kover diszno.
>>29025514
based, thanks OP
>>29025567
ja, erre mar rajottem, mondjuk nem a tinderen, mert azt nem probaltam, csak par lokalis tarskeresot meg okc-t
kibaszott scam az egesz
amugy en meg eggman noies kepeivel is kaptam talalatokat (nokent)
ha no vagy, nem letezik, h egyedul legyel, akarmilyen ronda vagy
I have a massive dick can u fuck me hard hehe
>>29025647
:D maybe ;)
>>29025632
Na igen, magyar tarskeresok felejtosek, mivel azert is fizetni kell, hogy uzenetet kuldhess. Gondolom 30 felett, mikor mar jonnek az elhizott CBA pultos single motherek, akkor mar kapsz matcheket, ha nem vagy teljesen leepult alkesz, de az eleg sovany vigasz, ha csaladot szeretnel. Okc szinten. Egyebkent igen, egyszer beleptem az egyik ismerosom valami random badoo vagy twoo vagy nem tudom milyen profiljara, es kb 100-150 uzenete volt nehany nap alatt.
it doesn't get any lower than this
>>29025696
wtf
t
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miaf
i
a
f
>>29025696
>you are a lucky person
I think she's autistic, OP.
>>29025696
At least you're honest.
Tell her the real size of your penis, and don't ask her if she'd like to know beforehand. Just do it
>>29025696
>porn addiction
>small dick
>virgin
what about these?
>>29025149
Ayyyy you used my line
OP, type "The only reason I matched with you is because you have nice eyes I want to cum over"
Reading this makes me want to end my life.
We never had a chance senpai
>>29025820
Why not?
Just bee urself.
That's what Chad does, and he's drowning in pussy
Revenge of the One, Bigger Autist
>>29025886
i dont get it
most rohog a porn addicton vagy az a titka?
hulye roszti
>>29025886
>She still wants to fugg Chad.
>>29025886
>porn addict? me too :p
That's bullshit. She's flat out lying and willing to indulge degeneracy just for that Chadcock. Are you MOTHERFUCKING KIDDING ME?
Chad gets infinite chances to unscrew stuff
>>29025886
>american
>cm
>>29025947
amugy sztem sokkal jobb eselyeink vannak az utcan leszolitani csajokat, mert most gondold el, ha van is vki, akivel osszeillenel, az tuti nem a tinderen hajkurassza a nagy chad faszokat, nem?
vegul is mennyi eselye van, h elzavar a francba egy csaj a metron? (ha egyedul van legalabbis es nem tunik ribancnak)
>>29025980
CHAD, use this
>>29025947
Conversating with a girl for me is like navigating a minefield while blindfolded with spaghetti as shoes. And Chad gets to shit on his keyboard and she'll think it's gold.
>BEE YOURSELF XDD
FUCK YOU REEEEEEEEE
>>29026004
Sent the wrong one. Heres the right one
Good luck
>these fucking threads
Losing all empathy and respect for humanity, including myself. Go ahead and call me edge, I don't care anymore.
>>29026102
lol. Epic bro
>there are actually people who don't think chads have it easier
It's basic biology, you're just lying to yourself
>>29026102
this is an ebin thread, don't like it, go to another thread
>>29026102
you know, as much as I hate bernie and his commie followers, I gotta give credit to him. he said in the 70's that women fantasize about being raped by multiple men (while getting fucked by their partners), and I hate to admit it, but he's fucking right. women are inherently sluts.
>>29025947
continued, still the same
>>29026102
Are these people really a bunch of betas? I thought they are just trolling
>>29026173
>le epic "i'm not like the other roasties" meme
>>29026150
Not complaining about the existence of the threads, more of the terrible reality they reveal.
>>29026173
>i'm a different woman
fuck i love these threads
Keep it going Chad, It's keeping me entertained looking at how low these broads can stoop for a random chat
>>29026206
I agree, but those females do not represent all females, you can only expect broads on that app though.
>>29026173
OP found another catfish
I bet it's reverse-world /r9k/ trying to get us to come outta our shells
being sentimental and shit. Chad could fuck this girl. She would meet up with chad. Would instantly all in love with Chad. Chad would bang her right away
>>29026262
Robots btfodd
>>29026262
Is she implying she's a virgin? Maximum overkek. Unless it's an impostor like OP.
>This was done so to prove that you can say anything if you're Chad
Top tip: You don't have to be the captain of the football team to get pussy by saying pretty much anything.
t. had sex from tinder with girls by asking to spank them or have them sit on my face
>>29026262
>everyone's a hore
> hore
Chad go for the overkill, tell her anal doesn't count, kek
>>29026316
So you're a 8.5/10 chad and you get pussy with little to no effort, oh wow.
>>29026344
>So you're a 8.5/10 chad
I'm not, that was the point.
>>29026262
Try to exchange virginities. Tell her that she can have yours if a virginity is that special to her
>>29026370
then you have a bbc or some other shit.
post pic
>>29026370
Show us that Thundercock
I did this chad catfish shit too.. I had like 300 matches in a month.
I ended up messaging this cute nerdy girl for hours at a time, talking about boring bullshit like books and TV shows. It was great, I ended up falling for her, but realized i was still Chad, and that she would be pissed if I ever told her the truth. I deleted tinder right after that. It's pathetic but it feels like I lost a potential gf.
>>29026408
Maybe we'll be Chads in the next life, anon.
We can only hope
>>29026388
I'm pretty sure you aren't allowed to put cock pics on tinder.
>>29026402
tell them you're resting your iPhone on your boner
>>29026454
>That Thundercock
CHAD GET OUT REEEEEEEEE
>>29025533
>implying it's a meme
It ain't a meme mate.
>>29025511
14KARAT
4
K
A
R
A
T
Chad here. It's been a fun time lads, but time for me to go now :D maybe if something really funny or picture worthy happens I will throw it here. Thanks for being a supportive bunch
>>29026262
well, to me she seems like a good gf to have
>>29026582
Fuck off. You barely listened to our suggestions
>>29026603
This. Also send us the Chad pics, at least someone can try to do a better job than you
>>29026603
fuq are you talking about. did lots of them
>>29026619
they're on the bodybuilding forum you keks
>>29024283
>chad
>long midface
"No".
>>29026603
shutup, he did alot of them.
just because he didnt do yours, stop being a whiney bitch
Alright, m80s, who's gonna set up another one?
>>29026582
thank you dude
entertaining thread
>>29026658
t. OP
He barely did anyone's, and the conversations seemed to be cut up.
OP was only giving highlights and not really reading the thread.
Go back to sucking dicks
Is someone making another profile robots?
Someone make a new Chad profile and a new thread.
>>29026771
preferably american
>>29026771
I hope someone does
>>29024518
these are the Chad pics
we can do chads of all different countries. step up fellow bots, help us live vicariously as Chad
>>29026856
Yes, but if we do them one at a time, we can all follow a consistent story and have this running for longer
>cute guys get attention
>implying this proves anything, and that it's not exactly the same the other way around
you guys are pathetic
>>29026856
"Chads of the world, unite"
>>29024283
Am I finally making it, friendos?
>>29026896
that's because it's not the same the other way around. try registering an ugly girl. you'll still get dozens of messages.
>>29026914
what did you respond, OP ?
>>29026939
Not OP, just piggy backing his thread.
After some googling (I've only been in Toronto for 2 weeks), I suggested a decent looking place. Waiting for her response. I want to graduate to cyborgdom, lads.
>>29027002
Wait, are trying to get laid for real now? This is not what this thread is about, kek
>>29027018
I just don't want to shit up /r9k/ with 30 tinder threads.
>>29025493
can provide more pictures of Kinga? she looks hot.
>>29027034
None of us are here to watch a guy get laid though, just observing fems look thirsty and laugh at them
>>29027103
Me again, good luck though, hope you make it
>>29027123
Thanks m8, I'll stop posting.
as a married man, these threads make me super nervous.
>gone 10 hours a day
>6 days a week
>she gets 60 hours to do whatever the fuck she wants
christ women have it easy
>>29025493
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Jesus fucking Christ, that line is hilarious.
I might make a Chad profile on interpals, is it worthy it, robots ?
>>29027266
please make it on tinder instead and continue this entertainment train
>>29027266
I've got a crappy phone, tinder is not an option sadly
>>29027298
>>29026594
She's exchanging intimate details with Chad minutes into the conversation.
She's held onto her virginity not because of virtue, but because of lack of Chad.
She'd give it to him so fast.
>>29025176
Act offended because she used the informal form.
Anyone, Chads? Not one person with a tinder account ??
>>29026308
That would really be something original
come on people, anyone got a Chad inside of him? RELEASE THE CHAD!
Tried the interpals thing but my throwaway mail locked me out, kek. Somebody else want to try ?
>>29027518
>http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=165905221
relinking chad photos if anyone's interested. i'm too omega to approach tinder
how is that noone's brave enough to do it? it just nneds an email, a face and a tinder. All done in max 20 mins. and the results are hilarious
>>29024453
What's this kids real name? Need to fap
>>29027671
then why don't you do it, fag?
>>29025493
>bone you with my boner
Oh okay this is a cringe thread
>>29027709
because i'm op and my english possibilities are limited in hungary
>>29027763
OP can you not link us the account password and username and someone can log on tinder from their country thus bypassing having to set it up? Or is that not how it works ?
>>29027725
>>29025168
yes, it was my task
>>29027787
I assume that's possible, wait a minute
please this is the only thing keeping me awake and i need 2 more hours
>>29027806
Ahh can't change password, and password is what I use for most of the things
>>29027869
Dang. But if you haven't used your real email and haven't used actual info, we can't really harm you in any way by just knowing the password, I assume?
Oh well, looks like this thread might die after all :/
OP just stop
your women are too retarded and their english is too broken for this to work
So let me get this straight. You guys are angry at women because given the chance, they're interested in a really good looking guy?
No wonder you're all virgins, seriously. You guys have problems.
>>29027910
OP was posting from Hungary, you dweeb. That's why we are trying to get this started in another country
>>29027923
No one's angry here, it's just done for the bantz.
>>29024402
Best pickup line of the year
>>29027923
The problem is how low they can go just because of a good looking guy
>>29027910
That's why an american replacement would be best
>>29027923
No. We are angry at women for many reasons.
One of which is the point to which they are willing to take this. If given complete sexual freedom they ignore 80% of all men. They literally ignore everyone who isn't exceptionally good looking. Then the fact they are completely dishonest about it to to get people like you and me to provide for them regardless of this. Leading us on and having us believe we have a chance. I could go on about this but you probably refuse to listen.
>>29027932
>OP was posting from Hungary, you dweeb. That's why we are trying to get this started in another country
they can clearly barely understand what he's saying
most eastern european women have the brain capacity of a pea, stop trying it's pointless
>>29027951
>The problem is how low they can go just because of a good looking guy
And guys won't go low for a smoking hot chick with huge tits and a nice ass? Come on, lets be fair now. Men want to have fun, women want to have fun. It does suck that women have it a little easier but that is no reason to hate them for it.
>>29024826
This is how it really should be done, OP
>>29027923
not mad, just enjoy seeing roasties get butt blasted.
OP IS NOT POSTING ANYMORE GUYS, SOMEONE MAKE AN ACCOUNT
>>29024283
Act like a complete neckbeard, full of the cringy *rests on your arm* kind of crap
>>29024713
Not the case at all in Budapest.
I was there last summer and they spoke more English than some western European cities I've been too. But if you're outside a major city yeah it'll be more difficult
OP here. I am using a shit android, I couldn't root it. If you can provide me a method, I will be able to install luckypatcher, and will use it to break tinder, and relocate myself into USA so the fun can begin. Any tech savy guys here can help me root a doogee x5pro?
Is this thread dead, robots :/
>>29027964
I've actually dated a pretty unattractive guy but I loved his personality and how cute he acted
he was about 300 lbs and a whale, broke up with him because I gave him a week to text me first never did
a month later I hear from a friend that he feels like he screwed up hard because he lost me
now I'm still with an ugly guy but at least this one treats me like a princess :) he has a nice body, just a weird face
>>29028336
And today concludes today's episode of ''Shit that never happened''.
You know the rules.
>>29028356
but it did happen I'm being 100% serious
>>29028356
Timestamped tits is the only proof ever accepted, you know the drill.
Finally activated the Chad on Interpals, it has been less than 2 minutes, I already have two messages. One guy and some very Christian girl though, nothing big as of yet
>>29028501
yeah I'd never take a picture of my chest to show off to anyone, let alone 4chan. I'm an old fashioned girl.
>>29028161
Nekem ezzel meg egy szar alcor tabletet is sikerult rootolni. Csak feltelepited az apk-t es kesz
>>29028669
Lemaradt a link https://kingroot.net/wap
>>29028336
Kill yourself for lying so hard just to get us to like your gender. Your gender is so easy to hate that all it takes is one visit outside.
>>29024453
>guitar
>violin emoji
>>29029971
>implying a roastie would give a damn
>>29030288
They don't usually read the description
>>29025280
Based Dominika topkek
> nur ein Kanacke
No new Chad here?
still waiting, Chad
Holy fuck if these chatlogs are real it only proves that european women are smarter than american ones. Still doesn't disprove hypergamy, but still.
>>29032456
>european women are smarter than american ones
Literally anyone is smarter than the average American.
>>29026173
Problem is, instead of trying to learn how to speak to a female, you're just betaing, to prove looks matter...
Anyone knew about that, deal with what you have, stop bitching, women are suposed to be crying, that's why feminism exists... You're acting like a woman, maybe the trap jokes got too far with you
>>29024283
We go to the same uni lol, I even know the guy you're fb chatting with (not gonna dox you senpai, I'm not even sure about your identity).
I'm just so happy, this is the first time I accidentally found a thread on the chans made by someone I know.
>>29024376
That's a line from quagmire
>>29033430
>I even know the guy you're fb chatting with
What do you mean?
>>29024553
>go ahead and behave like an autistic sperglord and post results.
You must be new here
>>29034000
Trips of sperg
>>29025137
>since I got std all I need is u
I'M WEAK
>>29033922
There is a "chat head" on the first screenshot you posted, and I know who that is. On this one >>29024413
>>29034090
oh boy, that's another Rockin Robert thread all over again, LEL
>>29034171
I don't understand what you're talking about, and I've also been muted for two seconds, as my comment is apparently not original enough.
>>29025176
That's broken German. I don't think she actually speaks it, probably just had it in school.
>>29024283
I just used that Chad image on okcupid, and got "kill yourself shitskin" from some Russian girl
>>29034490
HAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Natasha doesn't play that shit
>>29024283
'Coach says that if I'm in a relationship, my girl would need to quit her job, and become totally dependent on me. Being an assertive alpha male makes me better on the field.'
>>29024283
Okay normies. Teach me how to use fucking photo filters. Literally everyone uses fucking photo filters. Which filters are the most popular so I can get that cliche dirty blurry washed-up photo look?
>>29034663
you have to apply the kys one
>>29025149
'That's not easy as you'd think due to my restraining order for my history of sexual assault.'
>>29025176
Du, das ist eine tolle Fotze.
>>29034090
szoval magyar vagy te is?
eredeti komment
>>29034825
ja, persze, ezt mondtam csalad
>>29033430
fizika szakos volnek, Zsombor szaktarsa :D de ennyi eleg is
>>29034938
ja hat en is
posztolj kepet a farkadrol
>>29034986
jovan varjal
ja nem
>>29034986
csak unatkoztam es fosposztolok
>>29034938
Kibaszott eltesek, REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29035052
corvinus, bmeme, REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29035101
Amugy ti ironikusan vagy unironikusan vagyok itt?
>>29035175
Hat nekem eleg szar az eletem meg nyilvan sose volt bnom etc, ugyh mondhatjuk h unironikusan, de abba kene hagynom mert sok idot vesz el, es az r9ktol csak szarabb lesz a kedvem.
Te ironikusan vagy unironikusan?
okay guys, so I'm gonne give you
Chad
[email protected]
passwd: valami12345
Go to tinder. Now there are a lot of hungarian grills on his page, and his likes are gone for about 9 hours. If you can however convience one of the hungarians, do it. Waiting for results by the morning. It would be best if some american dude took over 9 hours from now, and would swipe lots of american chicks right. be good kids, and farewell
en meg megyek termodinamikat tanulni ispinek
>>29024540
Lmao kiddos
Honestly I've had tinder for maybe 20 days with around 78 matches
I've gotten three dates out of it. Although honestly only one went well. She wants a second date, so we should be good. Pls don't tell me to fuck off this board. I used to be a robot.
>>29035263
sajnos unironikusan en is. gyere at escortbro threadjebe.
>>29032733
en mar csak szinte miatta jarok ide
>arcom amikor az o hatasara azon gondolkodom, h fizessek-e egy escort csajt
>>29035175
en csak azert jottem ide mert tudtam hogy itt ertekelni fogjak Chadet es a tortenetet