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IT'S FUCKING JUNE HOLY SHIT I'M WASTING MY LIFE edition
>sit in the pub on lunch break yesterday
>waiting for my food
>a couple walk in, both absolutely perfect
>they both look and dress like literal models
>they probably are models
>talking to each other about their next holiday
>talking about their house
>they are married
>the woman mentions that she has organised a party for his birthday next month
>he says "I can't believe I'm 25"
>i finish and go back to carrying bricks
Same age as me. I actually felt sick.
Literally wageslaving for the next four days lads. Kill me.
Just yesterday went to my ex's house to exchange our shit. Not feeling good lads
>>29020159
dont worry brah, theres always a chance some ooga booga african colony slave will murder/rape the bitch. happens more often than you think.
>not allowed to take sick days because no one else knows how to use the franking machine
Is that legal? When I'm on holiday they get a temp
Thought you all faggots couldnt post on this hate speech blog anymore.
Why don't you all go die?
>>29020688
Fuck off normie battyboy
>>29020743
Yes, of course that's illegal
>>29020747
Why don't you suck a fart out my arse
>>29020962
So they can't sack me because I'm Ill and no one can get any post out because they're all either retards or too important?
>>29020159
Eh so what?
Ever look at someone and feel repulsion/sympathy/disgust...like you are better than them? Well obviously on this spectrum there will be people above you.
Life isn't fair, but even in this place most of us could be dealt significantly worse hands. I just try to make the most of what I've arbitrarily been given and try not to get cross that others have it better.
>>29020996
What do you mean?
In some ways it's good that only you are trained, it's a bit of job security. But they can't stop you from taking days off for genuine illness as far as I'm aware, are you part of a union?
Yea brother , but the sweat of your brow and craft of your labor should find you some solace, grow more is my only advice, try to diversify your wheelhouse comrade.
>>29020059
>/brit/
Fuck off back to int
>>29021035
I'm not part of a union. I haven't been working long. This company just tends to sack people whenever they feel like it. I feel like I'm going to get a bollocking when I go back.
>>29020159
I know that feeling, the other day at work (a really high end stupid cunt retail place) this guy walked in with his stunning wife and funny child. He was a full foot taller than me, with a godlike jaw, wonderful hair, in great shape, and being phoned constantly. He didn't even ask the prices of the stuff in the shop.
I felt like Gollum desu, being 5'9 and balding with no money and no kids and a useless degree. Today I am genuinely going to Poundland to do my shopping.
But, i'm sure he worked hard for it, it's not like it all got handed to him i'm sure.
>>29021078
Didn't even realise, feel free to make a proper thread
Wasn't intentional
>>29020952
Triggered by normality
That being said though, I am also 25 no formal education, no job , missing my left leg or rather left foot, sure I save on sock but must of my skills are that of a psychical nature. I kills me to see rich young happy people , people who may not ever know the nature of poverty, suffering, adversity. And then I'm reminded that pain and adversity were my teachers and I grew from it. THEY may never meet failure and if they do I will destroy them. Pain to you and I , be it mental or otherwise is not foreign to us. The hottest flames forge the dopest blades , if you choose to leave the fire that is
>>29021193
>boohoo I broke up with my gf
You're the one triggered by normality mate
>/Brit/
ree desu lads
Oi lads. Here's a cracking idea, post waifus.
>>29020059
Eyyyy BritBots
Thinking about making the trek from Australia to the motherland
Where is good? Thinking about going to Manchester and Belfast
>>29021302
>tfw new phone
>tfw no qt animu pictures saved
Will this do?
>>29021315
The south west is the nicest desu. If you are looking for a city I'd say Bristol. If you want rural countryside you can't beat Devon.
>>29021337
To be honest I want somewhere to say that I got fucking hammered and run amok
Belfast looks alright because it is so shit, has a grimy vibe to it
[COMMENT EDITED TO PROMOTE TOLERANCE UNDER THE EUROPEAN TOLERANCE ACT]
I LOVE PAKIS(TANIS)
>>29021302
>get on bike to go to work
>start having imaginary arguments in my head
>find myself pulling into work with no memory of the journey
Autopilot is scary desu
>>29021607
shit senpai I do this all the time
Look what the postie brought
>>29021709
thanks chum
have a pint of spitfire on me
>>29021709
>>29021734
Sorry to rain on your parade boys but we won't leave the EU. There are too many old school fuddy duddy's in this country that prevent things like this from happening.
>>29021771
I know mate, I'm still voting leave but there's not hope in hell that we'll leave unfortunately
some of the trip I've seen peddled on my facebook, here's a kid that used to go to my college
>who cares if we make a net contribution to the EU :)
>>29021837
I mean he kinda has a point. Playing devil's advocate, if you agree with the principle of taxing the rich to fund benefits for the poor, then why should that apply only within a country's borders?
Ignoring other reasons for in or out, his basic point is valid
>>29021941
it isn't though
the principle of taxation is that we pay into a system in which we see the benefits
what benefits do I see for a fucking opera house being funded in fucking Estonia
Why is nigel against having QT polish goddesses and other slavic beauties in our countries but he's alright with slave colony niggers being able to freely immigrate to our country?
Niggers are a massive net loss to the economy, provide safety hazard and are just shit in terms of tourism/area growth and are the #1 source of drugs and crime (esp student areas).
Is nigel a cuck? I mean, hes not even against pakis.
>>29021771
>Old school fuddy duddy wanting to stay in
Lol no. It's the older generation that wants to leave, the stay crowd is mostly younger leftist people. Unfortunately that same demographic also has a very low voting turnout so they're fucked
>>29021976
Nigel's wife is German
>>29022026
>gercuck
that explains the eastern europe hate/nigger cuck fantasies.
>>29021709
>the pound is already weakening from the threat of brexit
>businesses are taking out insurance against brexit
>many have threatened to move
>almost all economists have said we will be a poorer country with a lot less clout in the world
I think it should be fair, people who vote leave should be the first to lose their jobs in the recession it brings.
>>29022050
>first to lose their jobs in the recession it brings.
Kek i have, been unemployed for 14 months. Additionally, i have never worked in the UK, only in mainland EU.
>>29021315
Manchester is a terrible city mate, try living somewhere further south if you can
>>29022106
that pittance you call your neetbux is gonna be the first to go when the UK becomes a third world country.
unless you're a nigger/paki, in which case your benefits will be the last to go.
Haven't been in one of these for a while
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1blgHzb3DHM
Can someone give me the story behind this vocaroo, I heard he posted it in here but did he ever reveal what happened after, I feel really bad for him:(
>>29022132
I don't claim benefits and never have.
>>29022160
>unemployed
>not claiming benefits
wata dumbass, thats 3k neetbux you missed out on.
>>29022129
Manchesters the nigger version of london.
It's a fucking shithole if you don't live in the nicer areas.
never seen so many niggers in certain bars/clubs before, fuck.
>>29020695
Look at the fucking area she lives in. I'd tip that cunt's car over too.
>>29022222
>quints
yeah, fucking posh bitch, she can stand to lose a few thousand. Bet she has a londoner accent.
>>29022050
>the pound is already weakening from the threat of brexit
correlation=/=causation
when we were begged to join the euro we were told the pound and the UK were done if we didn't join
look what happened
Voted remain
>>29021315
Belfast is actually really nice now. It's only had a few years of Enrichment and the Lagan area bars are really nice especially around festival times. I actually can barely even recognise the place.
Lake Districts nice. I really like Glasgow and Edinburghs worth seeing too.
Bristol and the Cornish coast are fucking lovely. Was lucky enough to live there for a time.
>>29022324
Good work, Ahmed.
>>29022324
that's right my little puppet, dance for your master
>>29022324
I hope you are the first to be raped by the 'refugees'
>>29022367
>>29022390
>>29022392
he's dutch, ignore
>>>/int/60289407
>>29022367
>>29022390
>>29022392
Hey, I live in mainland europe, god forbid I have to get a citizenship test and leave :^)
>having a really fast poo at work because the decorator is outside and I don't want him to know I had a poo
>>29022132
>third world country.
That'll only happen if we stay anyway or the very large likelihood a centralised British Government will just increase imigration anyway for the Jews.
My Polish/Greek friend is genuinely worried about being deported following the refereundum because he isn't a citizen.
How can I allay his fears?
>>29022467
report him to your nearest border control officer
do your part :)
>>29022467
There's gonna be at least like a 5-10 year delay before deporting shit because of all the legislation bullshit.
Or do you think they're gonna forcefully evict every human trash pensioner in spain or expat living the life in sweden/switzerland or something?
>>29022522
Switzerland's too smart to be in the EU.
>>29022522
Brits living abroad are in a different situation than EU citizens living in Britain.
If Britain leaves the EU, EU citizens will have to leave or face deportation. It won't mean that expats living abroad will need to come home.
>>29022561
>smart
I think you mean craven. They're too scared to get involved in anything and prefer to act neutral while allowing nazi gold to be stored in their banks.
>>29022522
>they're gonna forcefully evict every human trash pensioner in spain or expat living the life in sweden/switzerland
I CANT WAIT MUCH KEK WILL BE HAD
anyone have a sweaty bum? my bumhole gets ticklish when its wet
>>29022569
>If Britain leaves the EU, EU citizens will have to leave or face deportation.
no they fucking won't
they came here when it was legal and encouraged, nobody is going to retroactively change the rules and send them home
not even Farage has ever said he would do something like that
>>29022569
You think the eu countries are gonna be happy with the united caliphate of niggers kicking out their citizens?
Na they're gonna deport every UK citizen as fast as you do. But again, theres tons of legislation shit itll take many, many years.
Hell, they probably might just make the current immigrants have a 10-15-permanent pass but will not allow any more eu immigrants in the future(unless they have a phd or someshit).
Nigger shits are still free to immigrate though! how nice!
>>29022561
>laws set by the EU
>will have to adopt the Euro in the next few years
>already in the schengen zone
>required to supply the pope with bodyguards
>landlocked
There is no hope for Switzerland.
>tfw can't vote because too dumb to understand politics
>>29022629
It would no longer be legal for them to be here, they would be sent back.
>>29022675
Just vote remain then. Better the devil you know, the grass isn't always greener, you don't want to go out of the frying pan and into the fire.
>>29022662
>Switzerland has been secretly holding Nazi wonderweapons and gold for many years
>Develops Swiss super soldiers
>Conquers the whole of Western Europe
>Ethnic cleansing happens
>Fourth Reich established.
>>29022675
Register on gov.uk. Not that I am voting anything anyway.
>>29022691
Lex retro non agit.
>>29022675
It's a fairly simple vote. Out or Remain.
If you hate immigrants and want to live the Progressive wildride set by cowardly Scottish voters who want to ban everything and genocide England in brown people then you'll want to vote Out.
If you want all of the above and far more but with no democratic ability to effect any of it vote remain.
Either way the futures shit. I'm voting Out just so I can Hey don't look at me I voted out.
>>29022728
It's not retroactive, it's a new law. They weren't permitted indefinite residency under the law, simply freedom of movement which is now being withdrawn.
>>29022739
look up eca
>>29022728
ex post facto* actually
>>29022763
yea whatever same greek shit
>>29022757
It agrees with me. It's nto a change in the law but a removal of rights.
>>29022786
ok lets do it the easy way you dense cunt
>its ok
>make it illegal
>cant do it but the ok people are still ok
got it?
>>29022644
>getting this scared that you will be deported
>>29022806
There aren't any ok people.
>buy drugs that can you high and are legal
>law makes them illegal
>despite having legally obtained them you are breaking the law by having and using them
Same situation here. Those people will become illegal settlers the day after the vote.
can someone explain this meme to me, ive een here forever and i still dont get it? like what is /brit/ or /britfeels/?
truly bizarre how you think that is going to happen
>leave wins
>cameron resigns
>boris wins con leadership
>months and years of negations with eu
>the army is mobilised and eu citizens get deported
nobody knows how it will exactly work, but no 'leaver' politician has ever said anything about deporting people, it's not possible and is not going to happen
i assuem they will have to apply for some form of residency or proof they've been here for years, but that's not hard with NI numbers
I live with my muslim goatfuckers sandnigger family and it's almost ramadan holy shit please just fucking kill me.
>>29022828
man you dumb asf if you had druggos when they were still legal and they make it illegal you ok unless your lordship decides to disregard roman antics
you dumb shit
>>29022842
a secret meeting where the elites of british society gather to discuss the latest on crisps, slags and freddos
>>29022857
No it doesn't. They are now illegal.
>>29022732
>Scottish voters who want to ban everything and genocide England in brown people then you'll want to vote Out.
If you think voting out will mean less brown people coming here, you're mistaken.
Why is immigration from the rest of the world, higher than immigration from the EU? even though immigration from the rest of the world is something we are supposedly able to control.
I work in the print business, we have a lot of Asian customers who come in to have their menus printed.
When chatting with them, I always ask "in, out or don't care?" You know what, pretty much all of them are voting out, they don't like having to employ Poles and Romanians in their restaurants, they think with less immigrants from the EU, Britain will be free to take more from elsewhere, such as Bangladesh.
We''l just end up with less white EU immigrants if we leave the EU.
>>29022869
jesus fuck you retard read a book or give me any arguments for that
do you even know how law works you absolute fucking idiot
w/e im right anyway
>>29022872
Except any Turkish or Syrian shitskin who washes ashore in Europe can grab themselves a German passport and saunter on in to Blighty
>>29022889
>im right anyway
You are wrong though. Drugs are illegal and EU citizens living here will also be illegal.
>>29022903
being as stupid as you should be illegal.
you from devon or cornwall by any chance? i think they have internet there at this point.
>>29022903
read my posts again holy moly did you even finish highschool - the drug example was before and after making them legal you fucking idiot
eu citizens in uk right now dont have to worry about anything - if u "cuck" k leaves the memeU THEN no more eu lads
understood? dont even reply cba read your dumb shit
>>29022933
If the UK leaves, EU citizens will not be allowed to live here. They will need to leave. They will no longer a right to live here.
They will be rounded up, put on ships and sent back.
>>29022948
only someone from /r9k/ could be this fucking stupid.
>>29022948
weak bait
fofosssoso
>>29022948
i dont know what to tell you at this point but i just want you to know that you are unironically retarded
screencap this post and jerk off to it when your joke of a country leaves E "lmao" U
>>29022967
>>29022969
>get btfo
>can't even respond without memeing
Thanks for trying kiddos.
>>29022625
yes I have to cram tissue in there, I don't know any fix to this.
>>29023009
there are special anal tampons for this
>>29022976
well it's not a retroactive law so even your bait is factually incorrect
>>29023024
It's not a law. It's just indefinite leave, when we leave the EU that becomes definite and they will have to leave.
Sorry but there's no way around this. People without a British passport or visa won't be allowed to stay.
>>29023021
its not inside the anus, its between the but cheeks.
>>29023041
that's factually incorrect though, where's your proof?
hum.. family said theyre going to blackpool for a few hours...
got to decide if I want to go.
last time I went, and took pictures for the thread, it was full of brown people
>>29023061
http://ec.europa.eu/social/main.jsp?catId=457
Not in the EU means it doesn't apply, that means they must go home.
>buy some nice sausages from the butcher or premium brands for 4-5 quid per KG
>tastes great, like a real sausage
>buy cheapshit sausage for 2-3 quid a KG(not even frozen)
>consistency and taste of dogfood
fucking hell, why?
cheap pizza/pasta/etc still taste pretty good, but cheap sausages are fucking cancer.
Lads I am about to go for a shit, will keep everyone updated.
>>29023080
Last time I went 10 years ago it was full of subhuman scousers trying to convince me to play their filthy gypsie games where no one ever wins.
I do like Blackpool though. Some of the arcades are comfy as fuck
Alright boys, I'm on the toilet now. Got my laptop sitting on a stool (lol no pun intended) in front of me. Just felt a little rumble of gas escape from my anus, so it's go time. I'm about to start pushing out the shit. Wish me luck!
what would make svchhost use 50 % of the cpu its not a rootkit iv'e scanned with loads of anti rootkit programs
>>29023082
>getting facts from assumptions made from the official EU website
you absolute mong
it has been made clear that those that have been granted positions in the UK prior to us leaving will have those positions respected and upheld after we leave
https://youtu.be/SHV8hjx_i_c?t=199
you can stop responding now, go rub some sudocreme on your arsehole
>>29023111
yea lots of pikeys there, changed so much since when I was a kid.
there was an episode of vice on it
>>29023128
I think you mean
>getting facts from the EU website
It says right there that it's a treaty, ie an agreement, not a binding sovereign law.
You will need to start packing your bags on the 24th.
Just expunged the shit from my anus. Not much came out to be honest, and I feel like there's more to come.
Going to hang around on the toilet for 2-3 mins until I can be sure I've gotten it all out.
>>29022662
at least you all have guns to shoot yourselves with
#nationalfishandchipday
>>29023147
pull one out and use it to push "Post"
Watching the tennis desu lads.
Not sexist or anything, but women's tennis is fucking shite, they don't even run for the ball half the time
>>29023209
Yet they get paid the same
>>29023209
>not wanking to women in short skirts grunting
are you gay?
Alright lads, a bit more came out and I am pretty satisfied with where I am and how I feel. Once I am done with this post I will wipe my arse.
>>29023208
Nah I am not up for that. Don't want to turn my laptop into a crap top.
>>29023233
They don't get paid. They get sponsorships and prizes.
>>29023243
What was the consistency like lad?
Passport markings turned this unfortunate man into Hitler
Who here thinks Autism is overplayed in society these days? I have high functioning Aspergers but I've learnt entirely through trial and error how to act in situations, how to use empathy, how to read facial expressions and social norms, etc through sheer determination to be "normal". If I can do it, doesn't it stand to reason that perhaps others could?
Granted I spent many of my formative years sperging the fuck out but by the time I was around 16 I had become able to at least slightly fit in, maybe not as a full "normie" but that one slightly strange/eccentric person the normies will befriend
Ok I am done with wiping my arse. It was pretty easy actually, didn't linger too much. Came out clean and easy. Very beautiful.
Shit over guys, was pleasant.
>>29023258
Was pretty soft to be honest, I prefer it more firm. But it wasn't too bad.
Yesterday I ate a green smoothie, a Shin Cup, some potato croquettes and a roast dinner from a restaurant. The consistency was pretty much what you'd expect from that.
>>29023286
Autism, the shedding of emotion, is the next step in human evolution.
>>29023240
>has internet access
>talks about wanking to skinny, clothed tennis players
>>29023240
>williams sisters
>women
>>29023299
It depends on which direction you think humanity should be taking, personally I believe emotion, individuality and culture is what makes us great and different from lesser species
>>29023146
did you not watch the video? oh no, you're baiting aren't you
>be me, 26, work in local shop in small town
>see cute girl come in often, nice, gentle, dresses casually and works on a farm
>she always smiles at me
>so much so she done that little lean to the side/bounce with her head while smiling at me
>fucking hnnng
>finally talk to her outside of work
>she gets all shy, covering her mouth with sleeve
>ask her age
>"14"
>"wut"
>"why anon?"
>"because I might of asked you out
>see her later that day and she just giggles, then once some distance was between us, she looked back and waved
what do?
>girl I like adds me on Normiebook about a month ago
>reasonably sure she like me
>she sent me this yesterday
What does it mean?
>>29023404
Don't let age stand in the way of true love
>>29023439
lol that faked filename, fuck off
>>29023404
cut contact and stop noncing the farmers daughter
>>29020059
>get put on sertraline
>suddenly everything seems ok, even started looking for work
how are you guys doing?
>>29023439
means never ever talk to her again
Poleaboo is going to the mosque with his dad in a bit
Have a few pics to fill the voice until then
>>29023458
That's the default GNOME filename for screenshots, anon.
>>29023439
GREEN IS MY PEPPER
oc
>>29023485
and a second one here
aa
>>29023506
and last one
Really need something to give me a more feminine figure, a bra would help a little
>>29023146
But treaties are binding sovereign law...
Eu law has supremacy over uk domestic law
>>29023521
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Jesus Christ
>>29023521
If you want a more feminine figure you could do with losing about 50 pounds you silly paki.
Look at those fat fucking legs
>>29023521
>Pellegrini died for this.
>tfw no opiates
>only benzos and weed and they don't do shit for me anymore
>nothing can beat the comfiness of an opiate high
>no way to get any at short notice
It's going to be a shit weekend
>>29023485
He must be so proud of his son,
>>29023679
>son,
*daughter
>>29023667
its gonna be an itchy weekend friend
>>29023690
>*daughter
*abomination
>>29021709
you best be voting out lads
don't trust innies
Whats your local kebab store called?
I have 3 near me, Mr Kebaby, Kebabilicious and Turkish Delite.
>>29023864
>you best be voting out lads
back to /pol/ with you
>Poleaboos dad went to the mosque without him
Feel bad for telling him to fuck off when he tried to wake me up at noon
>>29023976
I have about 20
>tfw voting out but a left winger
It's literally "which accent do you want your corporate masters to have": The Referendum.
>>29023485
>>29023506
>>29023521
Why is this disgusting degenerate trying to dress up like a girl. Just fuck off you freak and seek medical help.
>>29024106
true left wingers will vote out
>>29023086
>cheap pizza/pasta/etc still taste pretty good, but cheap sausages are fucking cancer.
They're loaded with cheap Meat Goo (aka mechanically recovered meat):
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pink_slime
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mechanically_separated_meat
Also less spice and more cheap artificial spice flavoring.
>>29024106
The question is whether you ever want to have the power to remove your corporate masters. In theory the people if this country may one day vote to remove the Tories, however they have no power to ever remove the bureaucrats who govern the EU. It's a question of sovereignty or autocracy.
>>29024135
>having a shit with her skirt down
>>29022050
>Believing the establishment elite
You have so much to learn
>>29024171
The toilet paper seems unreasonable far away too.
>>29024112
He's not really a degenerate, I mean, nothing is really damaged by his retarded cross dressing. Maybe /britfeel/.
>>29022569
You do realise that nothing changes until a deal is made with the EU if we vote leave
>>29024222
not to mention there isn't even a seat on the toilet
0/10 would not dump in
>>29024135
>flavoring
gtfo yank
>>29024248
I used to think that toilet seats were for kids and that adults all shat with the toilet seat up because their bums were bigger
So when I was like 8 I only ever did a poo with the toilet seat up clinging onto the bowl for dear life because I wanted to think I was a grown up. Did that for like a year.
Dunno why you just dredged up that memory
>>29024302
That is probably why you ended up here.
>>29023485
Big feet.
I thought you was atheist?
Should I grow a mustache, lads?
>>29024401
No lad. You already probably look like a sperg, this will make it worse.
>>29024401
No you will look like an 80's homosexual
>>29024401
yes, they are making a comeback
t. /fa/ lurker
>>29024131
Not him but agree.
I'm a Marxist Leninist and voting out. It's the only choice really, it's basically a yes or no question about the concept of democracy.
>>29024454
>I'm a Marxist Leninist
Yeah, I remember being 16 too. What are you and your mates drinking in the park these days? It was strong white cider back in my day.
>>29024507
white lightning m8
Gonna get Kayleigh smashed and finger her on the roundabout.
>>29024520
The absolute ugliest girl in my class at school was called Kayleigh. Fucking rancid minger, man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
>arrested for training a dog to make a nazi salute
>>29024507
How are you associating that with Marxism-Leninism? Couldn't think of two more opposed ideas desu
>>29024570
The video was unfunny as fuck and he was a disgusting man with plug earrings.
Deserved it.
>>29024658
Do ye wanna gas the Jews?
>>29024642
Because 90% of British Marxist-Leninists aren't old enough to drink legally in pubs.
>>29024658
You're just jealous because he has a girlfriend. Guy seems like a ledge to be honest.
>>29024401
yes, also post pics
>>29024675
No
Post waifus
>>29024675
Yes
Post girls
>>29023439
She's hoping you'll find it funny obviously. Not really something to read deeply into.
>>29024723
>Because 90% of British Marxist-Leninists aren't old enough to drink legally in pubs
Not sure where you're getting this from lad. Class consciousness is usually at its lowest ebb throughout the teenage years.
>>29020695
I'd be fucking devastated if some fuckers broke my car, I literally can't function without one where I live
>>29024838
Too bad mate. Pakis and niggers could smash your car any time and there isn't anything you can do about it other than vote leave.
Then after we leave the european union we will deport all the pakis and niggers for good!
What should I do at the weekend lads?
>>29024880
tfw darkies of all varieties are still a proper minority here
and most of them live above the kebab shop in town
>>29024880
>oo bad mate. Pakis and niggers could smash your car any time and there isn't anything you can do about it other than vote leave.
>
>Then after we leave the european union we will deport all the pakis and niggers for good!
>>29024899
Have a wank mate. A little chug-a-lug won't do you any harm.
>>29024927
They could come out of that kebab shop and smash the shit out of your car at any second lad! Any minute!
VOTE LEAVE
PAKIS OUT
VOTE LEAVE
BREXIT
>>29024982
STOP PAKIS SMASHING OUR CARS VOTE LEAVE BREXIT NOW!!!
>>29023506
>>29023485
Why are you looking for a lover when you've already agreed a date with the detective?
When a paki sees a car, they have to smash it.
It's in their blood. It's in their genes. It's almost impossible for them not to do it.
Paki sees a car, smash!
Paki sees another car, smash!
Paki, car, smash
Paki, car, smash
Paki, car, smash
Will you break the cycle? Protect your vehicle and vote Brexit on June 23rd.
Am I right in thinking
>Bongland leaves the EU, economy goes in the shitter for a bit, but we have full control over laws
>Bongland stays in the EU, economy is about the same, but we don't have full control over laws
From this, I have concluded that anyone voting in has put a price on sovereignty, which is frankly appalling.
>>29025091
>Paki, car, smash
me driving
>>29025110
After a bumpy year or so our economy would be much stronger. The EU is preventing us from growing as we should be.
>>29024982
>PAKIS OUT
>
>VOTE LEAVE
>
>BREXI
>>29025091
>hen a paki sees a car, they have to smash it.
>
>It's in their blood. It's in their genes. It's almost impossible for them not to do it.
>
>Paki sees a car, smash!
>
>Paki sees another car, smash!
>
>Paki, car, smash
>Paki, car, smash
>Paki, car, smash
>
>Will you break the cycle? Protect your vehicle and vote Brexit on June 23rd.
>>29024951
I'm planning on having a few. However I'm not a young man anymore so I don't think I have the stamina to keep it up the whole weekend.
Poleaboo just looked at some car auctions with his dad
Who is this fedora posting faggot and why hasn't he been banned yet
>>29025205
Poleaboo and because not enough people report it.
>tfw you had a job interview
>tfw the interviewer said during the interview that youre probably going to start next week
>tfw you sperged out towards the end
>its been a month
Lesson learnt, never show weakness. No matter how trustworthy your boss seems.
>drunk off a litre of whisky
>playing plague inc evolved
>pupper sleeping from running around in the garden
>mum bringing pizza home later
good day today lads
>>29025229
Kill them all mate, leave nobody.
>>29025229
Sure you could kill yourself, or you could make an attempt at being successful and then BTFO your mother.
>>29025266
Killing myself is easier
>>29025266
>i'll do exactly what they want me to do!
>that'll show them
You beta bitch as fuck.
>>29025110
Nah nah it's more like
>Bongland leaves the EU
>The next day Nigel Farage's Paki Squad goes around all of the paki shops, kebab shops and mosques in the UK and rounds up all of the pakis.
>We give them two options. They can either be hung, or sent back to pakistan
>Obviously they all choose to be sent back, so we put them all on a big boat and float them out into the sea
>They think they are headed back to Paki Land, but actually a Royal Navy destroyer sidles up and blows the ship right out the water, killing millions of pakis in the cold North Sea.
>There are spontaneous street parties all over Britain
>>29025205
poleaboo
report on sight
Just came back from the job centre.
2 weeks of freedom, lads.
>>29025304
Actually I am almost as fat as that, but I don't wear a fedora.
>>29025286
>I'll do exactly what they think I can't do!
>that'll show them
except, it actually will show them you mong
PAKIS STINK OF SHIT AND SHOULD BE BURNT ALIVE
Poleaboo is going to go watch some more One Piece
How long can psychotic episodes last? doctors believe my paranoia and delusions are a psychotic episode but I was paranoid and delusional for years which means my episode had to last for years
>>29025290
>leaves the EU
>rounding up Pakis
kek no
if we leave the EU it means more immigration from the commonwealth, which includes pakistan, india, the caribbean, many african countries which means the number of non-whties will increase
whether this is good or bad is down to your personal feelings
ALL PAKIS SHOULD BE FUYCKING SHOT I ////HATE\\\\ them
GET THEM THE FUCK OUT OF BRIT AND GET THEM THJE F9ICKLCV OUT OF MY COUYHNTRYTGH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
DIE PAKI DIE DIE DIE
WHY DONT YOPU FUJJCKIUJNG DIE
KILL ALL PAKIS NOW
Ok we get it. Please stop.
>>29025465
GTFO RASHEED SHITSKIN
>>29025386
What the fuck? How come Nigel didn't mention this? Didn't know he was a nigger lover.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3EIogaEwxY
THIS SONG GOES OUT TO THE DIRTY DISGUSTING PAKI SCUM ON THIS THREAD, AND IN ENGLAND IN GENERAL
SMELLY SMELLY SCUM
PUTRID DIRTY FUCKIGN ANIMAL
Me on the left. Mad?
>>29025490
I like the way that they put the paki out in the middle of those towers in the ocean.
I think that we should let them live there but not on land. It's a good idea.
>>29025345
Yea, and she'll brag about raising a successful son
Either way, she wins
This thread is really shit today
>>29025564
die lefty/paki
what's worse desu senpai
This thread is really good today
>>29025512
Fuming
>>29025592
Its all the better now that youre here
>>29025619
Thank you mate, I appreciate it.
>>29025619
No thank you friend, I dont appreciate that.
>>29025512
This picture was posted the other day.
The funny thing is, this is actually me and my wife. She's white but we had a Pakistani wedding anyway. You mad?
>>29025659
>she's white
>brown eyes
>Nearly 23 about to graduate with a 2.2 in Modern Languages (i.e. worthless load of tosh)
>All my uni mates are investment bankers and engineers and shit
>About 6 doctors and a couple vets from my school already working in practices
>Most others are doing pretty well, even the non-uni lot
Jesus Christ is there an OFF switch I can flick I can't take facing my failure any more
My new laptops screen just went completely black for a few seconds then came back. Is it broke already?
>>29025709
Sounds like it's time to join the jihad mate.
That way you can die and do something meaningful at the same time.
>>29025644
>>29025658
If i start name-fagging do the get the same reward of tripfagging but without the pesky hassle of needing to remember a trip
>>29025709
Yes, it's called suicide. All of your problems will go away
Nigiiers posting in twos now? Jesus he is desperate.
>>29025736
The problems don't go away, you do.
>>29025659
that's not white in any way
>>29024982
NIGGERS OUT
DEPORT THE FUCKING SLAVES
NO AFRICANS
THEN PAKIS OUT
>>29025734
You still need to remember one trip.
>>29025731
>>29025736
I don't want to die but I don't want to live the life I've condemned myself to
>>29025734
You still need to remember one tripcode though
>>29025743
Your problems are part of you. When you go away, so do they
>>29025756
But if i dont trip i leave myself open to a slew of impersonators who will keep my legacy running long after i get tired of the gimmick, all without any effort on my part
>>29025775
Incorrect, the problems will remain. People with poor qualifications and no experience will still not get any jobs.
>>29025784
Nigii also posts in third person, Nigii only uses the trip code sometimes.
>>29025784
I always use my trip code, who are you?
>>29020688
Maybe you should get drunk and call her crying and begging for her to take you back? It's just a thought.
>>29025795
I said 'your problems', I wasn't talking about the general problems that robots face. If he doesn't want to live his life the way it is he can either try to change it/himself or commit suicide.
>>29025825
>I always use my trip code, who are you?
Nuye i guess
>>29025803
>Nigii also posts in third person,
monica?
>>29025868
Tribute to Monica
A mark of respect
>>29025678
>>29025751
I can see your confusion because I dressed her up like a Pakistani for our wedding.
Here's a photo of her when she is in western clothes. Note the eye colour.
>>29025868
Tribute to poleaboo
A mark of honour
>>29025895
>different woman
>>29025930
Or...the same woman
Just spent the last 6 FUCKING HOURS going through my LastPass account and deleting buttloads of old accounts I've never used before
I'm wasting my life
>>29023404
Stay away from her or her daddy is gonna come at you with a shotgun and feed you to their pigs.
>>29025962
>back to the first non-white woman
>>29021302
Hydrotrifluoromethylation of internal alkenes is really hard desu lads.
>>29025386
except for that the EU is pushing the mass immigration of "refugees" bullshit and once youre out of the EU you dont have a quota on how many assholes you have to let in on a yearly basis and im pretty sure alot of people want the borders closed to those subhuman scumbags right about now
>>29025991
I'm sorry to be the one to tell you this, but you have prosopagnosia.
>>29025895
Assuming you're telling the truth, congrats man. She's beautiful and looks kind-hearted
>>29026047
>ran out of images of his "wives"
>>29026047
he's triggered hard.
>>29025962
>Marrying a paki
Fucking gross.
>>29021219
Christ that was hard to read. You are sht
>>29026063
am i wrong about that the EU is the reason european countries are forcefed criminals from 3rd world shitholes or did you just want people to see your pretty smile?
Going to a pub with a mate for the first time on my 19th, what should I drink I need something I'll like instantly and isn't too strong - I'm thinking a vodka and coke
>>29026095
he threatened to set her on fire if she didn't
>>29026059
Thanks mate, yeah she's great. I got lucky. We live in Glasgow which is probably the least racist place in the UK. Still a bit racist sometimes though sadly, but I doubt I could have married a beautiful white woman anywhere but here.
We also had a more traditional Scottish wedding, mainly to please her family. Here's one of the photos from that. To be honest I had a better day at that, because I'd been to tons of Pakistani weddings but never a Scottish one. Bit expensive to have two weddings but my family paid for the Pakistani one and her family paid for the Scottish one so nothing came out of my pocket, thank fuck!
>>29026119
can't go wrong with orange juice
>>29026095
>arrying a paki
>
>Fucking gross.
>>29025512
Awwww y'all both look so happy
DESU tho I'd recommend getting a beard trimmer and working on your body hair. I do.
>>29026059
Of course it's not him you bender.
>>29026135
won't I look like a mug if I go to a pub on my birthday and don't drink
>>29026168
No? It's 2016, alcohol is pretty much being phased out. Only addicts and teenagers who think they're cool drink it these days.
Awww thanks for sharing again. And for triggering the polsters.
So neither family was opposed even in the beginning?
>>29026119
Vodka and coke is alright desu.
The reason it's so popular is because it's pretty palatable. Though if you don't drink that regularly you should maybe get a bit pissed beforehand.
>>29026132
>he's saved a bunch of pictures of a random wedding to try and trigger people on /britfeel/
I can't help being a paki!
Yes you fucking can!
yo put me on the hall of fame
make sure people remember my name
Yeah, you can be the greatest
You can be the best
You can be the King Kong banging on your chest
You can beat the world
You can beat the war
You can talk to God, go banging on his door
You can throw your hands up
You can beat the clock (yeah)
You can move a mountain
You can break rocks
You can be a master
Don't wait for luck
Dedicate yourself and you gon' find yourself
Standing in the hall of fame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame
You can go the distance
You can run the mile
You can walk straight through hell with a smile
You can be the hero
You can get the gold
Breaking all the records they thought never could be broke
Yeah, do it for your people
Do it for your pride
How are you ever gonna know if you never even try?
Do it for your country
Do it for your name
'Cause there's gonna be a day...
When you're standing in the hall of fame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
'Cause you burn with the brightest flame (yeah)
And the world's gonna know your name (yeah)
And you'll be on the walls of the hall of fame
Be a champion, be a champion, be a champion, be a champion
On the walls of the hall of fame
>>29026221
Are you a genuine fucking retard?
Married people don't know what 4chan is
>>29026160
posting memes isnt really the same as actually voicing your opinion mister non-communicating autist-san
>>29026249
>try
And it worked! The madman.
>>29026249
Either way, it actually happened. There are women out there that will not only be friends with, but have relationships with non-whites.
You ready?! Let's go!
Yeah, for those of you that want to know what we're all about
It's like this y'all (c'mon!)
[Chorus:]
This is ten percent luck, twenty percent skill
Fifteen percent concentrated power of will
Five percent pleasure, fifty percent pain
And a hundred percent reason to remember the name!
Nigii! - He doesn't need his name up in lights
He just wants to be heard whether it's the beat or the mic
He feels so unlike everybody else, alone
In spite of the fact that some people still think that they know him
But fuck em, he knows the code
It's not about the salary
It's all about reality and making some noise
Making the story - making sure his clique stays up
That means when he puts it down Tak's picking it up! Let's go!
Who the hell is he anyway?
He never really talks much
Never concerned with status but still leaving them star struck
Humbled through opportunities given despite the fact
That many misjudge him because he makes a living from writing raps
Put it together himself, now the picture connects
Never asking for someone's help, or to get some respect
He's only focused on what he wrote, his will is beyond reach
And now it all unfolds, the skill of an artist
This is twenty percent skill
Eighty percent fear
Be a hundred percent clear cause Ryu is ill
Who would've thought he'd be the one to set the west in flames
Then I heard him wreck it with The Crystal Method, "Name Of The Game"
Came back dropped Megadef, took em to church
I like bleach man, why you had the stupidest verse?
This dude is the truth, now everybody's giving him guest spots
His stock's through the roof I heard he's fuckin' with S. Dot!
>>29026221
My family was more opposed than her family. They wanted me to marry my second cousin. But they came round in the end.
>>29026271
I wasn't always married. I'm still only 29.
Nigii could really go for some phat cock right now.
Nigii shut the fuck up or you're getting filtered.
>>29026377
Yeah I could, you got some for me senpai
>>29026377
eh i appreciate the offer but I dont swing that way.
>>29026320
Muhammad detected
Good for you not marrying your cousin I suppose, nip the inbred genetics in the bud
>>29026391
Please dont desu
I always thought these 2 was the same person
>>29026468
Actually my name is Shahid.
#WHEREISNIGII?
>>29026529
No its Muhammad or Rasheed on here
>>29026560
Well when my hot wife is fucking me she moans "Shahid", so I suppose you can call me whatever you like for all it means to me mate. :)
>tfw no bottom paki bf
>>29026560
>No its Muhammad or Rasheed on her
>>29026588
Your wife isn't hot mate KEK
>>29026588
yeah ok she's your "wife" Muhammad
>>29026591
STOP MISSING OUT LETTERS IMMIGRANT
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29026553
Am I supposed to know who any of these people are?
>>29026553
also add this dude
alright i've never filtered someone before but this nigi twat won't stfu
how do i go about filtering him?
>>29026625
Seems hot to me.
>>29026626
So....you think we staged a fake wedding just for you?
>>29026633
Yes unless you are new.
Also add fedora poster
>>29026662
I'm saying its not you in the pictures Muhammad
>>29026650
Sorry for fucking posting in a inactive thread.
Fucking idiot
>>29026650
In the bottom right click [Settings] then open Filters & Post Hiding, click [Edit]. Click Add on the pop-up box and type in "Nigii", type in "/r9/" for the board and change the pattern to Name. Make sure both boxes are checked.
You may wish to add a second filter for his tripcode too.
>>29026662
That white girl someone posted? She's a 6.
>>29026666
poleaboo is already on there mate
>>29026650
instal 4chan x right click on arrow filter tripcode
>>29026684
It doesn't matter whether it's me or not in the pictures. You're still triggered by a Pakistani guy marrying a white woman.
And believe me, when she fucks she is moaning "Shanif"
>>29026750
wasn't your name shahid before?
>>29022872
Exactly this.
VOTING OUT DOES NOT MEAN NO MORE IMMIGRANTS.
Voting out means more immigration from South Asia/Africa. You know, the disruptive immigrants with poor English and many relatives who don't integrate.
Great idea: prevent the German businessmen, the Estonian techies, the French chefs and various well-educated economic migrants with similar politics and cultural identities to us - while taking no new steps to prevent the draining and criminal immigrants from elsewhere.
This will surely be a boon to the UK.
There's a reason everyone in business, arts, media, finance, academia etc is strongly Remain - while vote leave is full of retirees and racists. I know which camp I'd want to rub shoulders with.
Doesnt effect me, or I'd be livid about the stupudity of voting leave. Anyone else /British and Irish passport holding master race/?
>>29026750
NEGRO KEBAB BOY
upset people are filtering me
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/28468818/
>>29026770
Out means higher quality immigrants, that's all. If their race is a problem for you well then it's you who needs help.
Raise the fyrd.
Assemble the shield-wall.
Cry "Out! Out! Out!"
>>29026589
Hey :3 (original comment)
>>29026784
You're cool brah. I won't filter you.
>>29026789
but King Arthur forced out all the Danes
>>29026760
Autocorrect on my phone. My brother's name is Shanif. Just showed him this post and he's howling laughing. He was like
>I fucking wish she was!
God it's so funny how easy it is for one guy posting pictures can trigger so many posters which such ease.
>>29026784
Poleaboo appreciates your contributions to these threads though you seem a little strange
>>29026822
>a-auto c-c-c-correct
>howling laughing
oh it's "I want to fight you anon"
shame you fucked up, you could have kept this going quite a while
>>29026853
Nothing to do with me. I fucking hate pakis.
Did poleaboo actually become hot when he transitioned?
>>29026808
oprindelige kommentar
>>29026890
>30% Germanic
>70% Celt
:^)
>>29026878
Yes mate. Stunning.
>>29026878
Scroll up. Monica is better looking than the majority of traps on /soc/ and she's all ours.
>>29023485
>>29023506
>>29023521
>>29026902
Don't be sarcastic mate also do you have any pictures lad?
>>29026924
I'd love it if Monica posted a photo of her spread arsehole with "white cock here ->" written on it with a marker. A tattoo would be even better.
>>29026845
Thank you, strange is better than nothing
>>29026800
Thank you bro.
This was Nigiis favourite ever thread
https://desustorage.org/r9k/thread/26456642/#26456893
The BBC is so obviously trying to make people vote remain
>>29026924
I mean the face lad
Is it hot?
>>29026986
He's passable with the wig and makeup.
>>29026786
So why are all the non-EU immigrants we get now not fucking phd-holding hard-working decent people? We can absoluely control non-EU migration already.
There are two simple and well established facts:
- The UK needs immigrants to grow and fill jobs (the fact that they contribute far more than they take is immaterial)
- The best immigrants we have are from Europe/white former colonies.
So why would we bar ourselves from the good ones and take in more bad ones?
The Electoral Commission has said polling cards have been sent to 3,462 people who are not eligible to vote in the EU referendum
>>29026991
Posts a face picture then please
Testing a new cromulence determination function ladm8s. I hope you are all voting remain otherwise I'll lose my academic funding from the Deutsche Institut Fur Doppelwissenschaft and may not be able to continue this very important research.
>>29022222: cromulence score 24750
>>29026666: cromulence score 22976
>>29023333: cromulence score 11648
>>29024555: cromulence score 1539
>>29023233: cromulence score 720
>>29024222: cromulence score 648
>>29024899: cromulence score 440
>>29023299: cromulence score 440
>>29026588: cromulence score 392
>>29023288: cromulence score 392
>>29023088: cromulence score 392
>>29020688: cromulence score 392
>>29026633: cromulence score 352
>>29023111: cromulence score 351
>>29026377: cromulence score 344
>>29025977: cromulence score 344
>>29025366: cromulence score 296
>>29025266: cromulence score 296
>>29024966: cromulence score 296
>>29022644: cromulence score 256
>>29026155: cromulence score 248
>>29025755: cromulence score 248
>>29023455: cromulence score 248
>>29022933: cromulence score 208
>>29022133: cromulence score 208
>>29026044: cromulence score 200
>>29025644: cromulence score 200
>>29022522: cromulence score 160
>>29026933: cromulence score 152
>>29025433: cromulence score 152
>>29021233: cromulence score 152
>>29026822: cromulence score 104
>>29025211: cromulence score 56
>>29026800: cromulence score 8
>>29027024
I was sent the pictures in confidence and wouldn't publicly betray that, sorry.
She's all mine.
Had a pakis finger up my arse today felt like i was degrading him :)
>>29027027
What is cromulence
family are screaming at each other
>>29027079
Greentext it laddy
>>29027117
film it and post it somewhere pls i wan to hear
>>29027090
>What is cromulence
Get a load of this guy lads
>>29027124
nothing to greentext just a prostate exam
>>29027143
Pls no. What is cromulence. Tell me.
Any of you faggots in London horny? I want to suck a cock. Bonus if I can top you after
>>29027162
>he doesn't know to what cromulence refers
>>29027309
Seriously. Is it a real word or not. Google isn't telling me.
Nigiis new clothes have just arrived
>>29027349
Means fine or acceptable, I legit just google it
>>29027357
Oh you tease, do show us more x
>>29027216
post facepic desu
>>29027216
I'd say yes and give you my details, but so far everyone from 4chan in London is over 40 or gives off serious aids vibes.
>just tried out Oral-b
Tastes like complete arse and my mouth feels like it's been suckin dick but it seems like the toothpaste seems to be working better than colgate for muh teeth
>>29027398
>>29027398
Like what?
ocee
>EXTREMELY hungry
>not time for dindins yet
ree
>>29027465
I'm early twenties and I'm clean. Can always use rubbers. Got kik?
>>29027482
>he knows what sucking dick tastes like
Must be Southern
>>29027216
>>29027465
Hey lads I am in London and I am looking for another guy to have fun with. I have never done anything like this before but I am definitely up for it. Tired of chasing women and getting /fit/ to shag women and it never fucking works.
>>29027505
i haven't eaten anything all day cos there's nothing to eat at home and cba to go out
Was able to cross some more items off
Does anybody draw and write video game ideas? I have so many ideas but it pains me to know that they'll never exist
I wish I had monies desu
>>29027731
It'll be shit money in one of the world's most over-saturated markets, don't bother.
For the person who asked for more
Ocee
>>29027821
Face reveal please Niger
>>29027670
I like that nike jacket
>>29027892
It's ponounced nigh-key, not na-eek
>go to local corner shop a lot
>always polite, and usually chat to cashier and owner
>nice guys, imigrant as fuck, but friendly enough
>most of the customer base is chavs and other foreiners
>everyone else is rude and doesn't know how to queue so just barges to the front and shouts what they want
Why is everyone mean to the nice man who sells tobaco and booze? Its like the only thing keeping most of the locals alive
WHAT'S TONIGHT'S MOVIE LADS
>>29028059
Bambi
>>29028059
Last I heard it was Mememe Memers.
Is nigii allowed to movie night?
>>29028184
No.
oceee
TAKEAWAY NIGHT
What are you mad lads ordering from Abrakebabra tonight?
> donner kebab with chips, naan, garlic mayo
> might go with some chicken goujons to warm up later tonight
>>29028211
>mayo
Get out you sick fucking cunt REEEEEEEE
>>29028211
I really want a cheese burger but healthy n that
>>29028211
>TAKEAWAY NIGHT
>ordering food that may or may not arrive within a given 4-hour window, may or may not have spit in it, and may or may not require an exorbitant tip for the delivery driver
Nah m8 think I'll pass
Thinking about getting drunk lads
7 decides what I do once I am drunk and will post in the thread with screenshots and timestamps later tonight.
I'll myself a name, but not a tripcode
>>29028246
Yeah lad get back in your box and take your shit opinion with you.
>>29028290
Got my local place down, always here in under 45 minutes. Admittedly, it's about 1h10 if I order now, but to be fair it's a friday night.
>>29028290
>tip for the delivery driver
Nice try Amerifag, we aren't that stupid in this country
>>29028340
They've been tango'd
>>29028364
they'd be rogered if I had my way m8
got a proper thing for chav bints
>Been a full year since The Smiler mashed those normies
>I've literally done nothing worthy of note in the year since
>>29028340
>>29028376
Girl in the middle has a great arse
>>29028391
>look at normiebook a couple of weeks ago
>the year below me just left school
>it's been a year since I left
>done absolutely fuck all
>can't even remember how i spend an average day
>haven't learned anything or improved myself in any way
Shit feeling. I'm wasting my life.
>>29026553
op image guy's original alias was "."
>>29028391
At least you've still got both your legs.Right?
>>29028345
>Got my local place down, always here in under 45 minutes. Admittedly, it's about 1h10 if I order now, but to be fair it's a friday night.
When you eat takeaway food there's like a 50% chance it's been accidentally dropped on the ground and then hastily scraped back into its container, I hope you know that.
>>29028472
That normie getting cut in half was one of the feel-good stories of the last year desu
>>29028472
Would rather have 1 leg and millions of quid
Nearly just knocked my tooth out
>>29028460
Is nigii on there though?
>>29028490
Not that arsed at all, I'm usually fucked up on various drugs most evenings now. Passed the point of caring some 5-10 years ago.
They've got 5 stars from the health and safety people, so it can't be that bad.
http://thoughtcatalog.com/chelsea-fagan/2012/01/5-things-men-are-not-allowed-to-wear/
what do you think?
>>29028211
Got a kebab shop opposite my house, tempted by a chicken burger and chips, its 2.99 and comes with a free drink and tastes fucking great
>>29028546
>tfw chipped tooth from bringing a glass to mouth too quickly
>>29028583
the trousers we are issued at tesco are just navy cargo pants
they are very good for work
>>29028583
I think I don't give a fuck what some normtards say I should or shouldn't wear
>>29028583
Accurate even the short sleeve shirt thing is quite true, if you want to look good with a shirt with short sleeves, just roll up the sleeves on a normal shirt, looks much better.
i eat my fish fingers in thirds
FRIDAY NIGHT IS MOVIE NIGHT
Tonight's showing is Starship Troopers, the sci-fi satire. The movie starts at 10pm, with music beforehand and light comedy after. It's on at the usual place and all are welcome.
Hope to see you lads there!
>>29028583
Completely agree, she obviously has good fashion sense
>>29028662
Is nigii allowed?
>>29028662
Good choice, haven't seen it.
Catch you later gorillafamalam.
>>29028662
Oi, where's the link
I desire to know more
>>29028741
In the OP, open your eyes.
>>29028675
Trainers are fine with a casual shirt though
Also kinda ironic for a woman to say men shouldn't show off cleavage when they show of there vaginas on a night out.
>>29028825
She specifically meant running shoes though. Like big clunky white trainers.
Agree on that.
>>29022050
I dont care how poor we are i justcwant pakis and mudslimes to go away and stop blowing us up and molesting white children
>>29028801
its not though, the div didn't use the updated image
Hahaha is anyone watching take me out.
Girls will go for this and not for you.
>>29028846
This is the image we should be using.
Oh but it won't upload because it exceeds the maximum file limit, which must have been changed recently. How odd.
>>29025659
Not really, you're kind of gross dude.
>>29028846
Cant fucking post it because it thinks its spam everytime
Fucking hell the threads been shit these last few days
Is it because of half term?
>thousands wrongly sent polling cards
IT BEGINS
>>29028889
You can't hide the butthurt.
>>29028915
The referendum and poleaboo are stirring up uncomfy sentiment. It will settle down once the vote is over and poley is locked up.
>>29028914
>that tiny pugwash
makes me chuckle every time
>>29028583
Mostly correct really.
She is still an opinionated ginger cunt though - but that's how she earns her money.
>>29028506
I agree with the anons who support the Alton Towers Smiler injuries.
Places and facilities like that are built as social facilities for normies to enjoy them with their girlfriends, friends and family. Those of us who are socially isolated have to suffer every day, while normies frolic there in a state of blissful joy.
The disastrous malfunction of a machine designed to make already happy normies even happier seems like poetic justice to me. Let them suffer a bit - then they'll know what it's like to be us.
Even then, they'll go back to their beautiful and happy normie lives, after their injuries have healed.
The only one who will suffer and truly live a diminished life, a life like ours, is the one who lost his leg. It's good and right that he was sacrificed. He's still known more joy in his youth than we ever have, before his youth was justly destroyed by the Smiler.
Nigii wishes he hadnt sized up for his t shirts, he was worried about gaining weight again and not being able to wear them but he looks to skinny.
>>29021302
Reminder that a vote to leave the EU is a vote to retake our place on the world stage where Japan is, meaning prices and shipping for anime and anime accessories will be cheaper.
>>29028211
Had a Yogurtlu Adana from from my local Turkish restaurant earlier in the week. Might have another.
These are kebabs taken to a higher level such that you can't have any other kebab once you've been there.
Istanbul in Sothend, Essex.
>>29028996
>Fat acne ridden unemployed loser who stays inside all day playing videogames with """depression"""
>Actually comparing himself to someone who cared about their appearance and actually tried in life and lost a fucking limb in a horrific accident
Holy shit you're deluded
Best place for some comfy trainers?
I've been wearing boots and shoes for so long I forgot they even existed.
>>29028340
Shit on a car bonnet.
>>29029047
Shut up you over feminized faggot.
>>29029073
nike or adidas
is submarine worth watching?
>>29029073
sport direct
>>29028490
That's just not true. There's a small chance but not 50%
>>29029089
No!
1318
>>29029054
You've got to take breaks with it though, otherwise you get all jaded and shit and then you end up going off them.or I assume, that's why I take regular breaks with my kebabery
>>29029073
Get yourself a pair of Adidas gazelles or Nike roches
I'm so tired after wagekuking I can't be fucked to go to Morrisons for sustinance or play Overwatch and get mad at my friendless situation.
Give me some motivation before I slip into a slumber
>>29029195
yeah go maximum chav
>>29029140
There is some truth to that but they've got a pretty broad menu. More that I'd soon run out of money.
>>29029129
It either happens or it doesn't, that's two possibilities, hence, 50%.
>>29029054
>eating a kebab
>eating rotating meat that has been kept at a slightly warm temperature for hours at at time, perfect conditions for bacteria to multiply and spores to germinate
>>29029224
What's wrong with those
There both pretty smart. What do you wear?
>>29029347
I've eaten about a hundred kebabs and never got ill
You do realise things like that actually help as they boost your immune system right? None of this "wipe your surfaces down with 99.9% germ killing spray" shite
>>29029445
being obese is an illness
>>29029224
Gazelles are more smart casual.
>>29029471
5'10 11 stone lad
>>29029498
kek I would crush you
>>29021315
>Manchester
Lmao.
If you want somewhere urban with jobs, London.
There's still a lot of areas in London that are not overrun by immigrants. Dont fall for the Memes, it really is a great place.
If you want somewhere rural, Cornwall/Devon
>>29029498
6`1 10 and a half stone lad.
Fat cunt
>>29021451
top lel'd
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>>29029139
Haha, you really showed that guy whose boss haha, that was great.
dexter just fucked some 20 year old qt and then stole her handgun
wtf
23 degrees on Sunday lads, don't think i can take it
>>29029736
>harpies at work cooing how it might be warm soon
Is there any greater sign of retardation than the desire for shit hot weather
>>29021976
>do you even /PointsBasedSystem/?
>>29029736
Twenty five degrees here in Ireland on Monday.
>mfw
>>29022050
>they actually belives this
>>29029523
Post body then you fat cunt
>>29029643
Fuck off I'm a skinny bastard
You must be a right skeleton
>>29021976
No im not a cuck
oce
>>29022324
what a faggot. How much did they pay you?
>>29022625
shave your arse you disgusting mongoloid
>>29029848
Im skinny fat
ocee
>>29029848
6'4, 16st
I'd snap you like a twig.
Nigii I honestly hope you step on a piece of lego with your bare feet
>>29029911
Why you posting my photo again holy shit you sad cunt.
>>29029911
How are you sixteen stone? I'm 6'3 and have a body similar but not as ripped looking and I'm 11 stone and a bit.
Taking bone mass out, there's still no way you got over four stone on me
>>29029944
Why wtf have I done now?
>>29029911
KEK that's not 16 stone. You'd look like Johnny Vegas if you was 16 stone.
>>29029911
>>29029979
Actually scratch that, my body is VERY similar to that, in fact my chest is better than yours. You've better shoulders though.
>>29030018
Its my photo, hes the same guy who samefaged about having a fight at the pub
>tfw the only feature of your accent is dropping Hs
>>29030029
No its my photo not yours
Should nigii post his purge?
this board is annoying. i want to shitpost without worrying about "muh original posts"
>>29030069
YES PLEASE SENPAI
THIS IS ORIGINAL
You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.
is the one they call poleaboo real?
>>29030087
Well go to one of the many other boards then.
>>29030112
haha ok bye
>>29030107
yes he is, current awaiting an email from his university regarding stalking suspensions in the last 18 months
IT'S GETTING REALLY WARM AGAIN
this fucking weather I swear
>>29030107
> a story about a lad who works at a theme park, who records his housemates shitting, and then becomes a cross-dresser
Yeah, mate, it's real. Nobody could make that up.
>>29030181
it iz freesing where im am
>>29030048
kek no it's actually me
I'd post another photo to prove it but then people would just repost that too
>>29030197
Nobody would go to all that effort to nake that shit up though would they ?
>>29030235
If he's not real then I'd like to know who sucked my dick at the last meet.
Everytime nigii replys to someone saying they hate him he never gets a reply.
Its the same person over and over again
>>29021350
I'm pretty sure Brighton is the nightlife capital of the UK, so that's probably your best bet. It's definitely the city with the highest usage of drugs and so the locals are fairly chill, or used to shenanigans.
And it's only an hour away by train to London, you can have a pretty good day trip or two to see the sights, any more than that and you're wasting time/money.
NEW THREAD
>>29030211
>>29030211
>>29030211
mmmnbmn
>>29030220
Bizarre here in leeds there's overcast yet it feels really humid.
>>29030228
Well im 6`1 and if you compare the arms to body that person is 6'1, also uploaded multiple pictures of that bathroom
>>29030263
Do you suffer from premature ejaculation?
>>29030235
Multiple people, I know I wrote a short arc about becoming quite into Fifa, did better than I expected, fun character to play.
>>29028340
shave your god damn head
>>29029347
Not knowing about shish kebabs and kofte.
>>29030262
Great if you're a cock-jockey too as it's gayer than a daisy chain.
mum just pointed out I have a dent in my forehead and now I can't see anything else when I look in the mirror
why would she do this to me
>>29030577
LOUIE IM MECKING PUTAYTOE CRUCKETTS
>>29030619
GOT A SHIN CUP FOR YOU LEWIE YOU COMING OUT YET
LYNN
LYNN
SHUT UP LYNN
>tfw you're banned from the hope not hate normiebook page
>tfw you can't even remember why
Cucks desu
>>29030263
NEW THREAD
kjgkjhkk
