Bavarian edition
>>60287527
excellent post lid
it's a sad day when frogs are better posters than you.
step it up Hans.
*watches the runts scurry from the old thread to the new, squealing and wriggling frantically, a wave of living filth, racing to spew forth their irrelevant opinions*
*holds back the urge to vomit*
>>60287558
amazing POST
>>60287527
can't argue with that
runt-posting is pretty stale.
gimmicks
reddit.com
>>60287633
quiet, yankee runt
I use the word Macabre to describe something to my sister today and the fucking moron was puzzled
>>60287663
im third year STEM and i don't know what that means
(You)
>>60287633
*whips you and you jump into the air, squealing all the while*
Dance runt, DANCE!!!
*whips you again*
me right now
to sleep or not to sleep after an all nighter
Hello guys,
brit on holiday here.
I know you guys don't like labor, but if there's one thing I personally don't like, it's the spelling "arse", this is one letter longer than the superior american spelling "ass"
So from now on, let's all use "ass", to save time and become more efficient with our posts.
2+5
thanks for the (You)
was sick last night and keep finding bits of it everywhere hahaha hahahahaha
Might have to do some washing
>>60287676
>I do STEM so that makes me smart
classic
>>60287676
Mac - Scottish for son of, or something
Arbre - tree in French
Family tree, see it was easy.
>>60287676
would drop a dora on this post if I wasn't on me mobile
>>60287663
Harvest her organs
>>60287706
>>60287706
i do outside of /brit/
i tried introducing the gimmick here but i got called a desert yank
>would drop a dora on this post if I wasn't on me mobile
9
Why'd you give him a (You) for that shitty gimmick
bad lad
>>60287706
>labor
foy
>>60287797
pedater famine
>>60287754
much rather not thats too macabre for my tastes
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/eu-nationals-sent-polling-cards-for-referendum-despite-being-ineligible-to-vote-a7061706.html
RIGGED
FROM
THE
START
hahahaha look at this woman's barnet hahahahaha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwecyHapIag
>>60287420
Would you do the vomiting one or the one watching her?
>tfw live in bavaria
>tfw utter autist
>tfw still get laid every now and then because wome get shithoused in public here
>9
asdfg
>>60287849
i do not understand this image, please explain
name my new band
>I think voting is legitimate
W E W
E
W
Always wondered why once we reached a certain point as a society, there's wasn't a moment when we'd just decide collectively that this wasn't it, this wasn't working, that nothing was filling this existential void we all suffered from. We would then choose to quit, quietly, without tantrum, to see if there's something beyond the great wall, to see if it's any better. We'd just take the pill that would be given out freely, wash them out with any combination of soda and alcohol, and be on our fucking way to anywhere but here.
Because it is apparent that whatever we are doing here isn't working.
>>60287706
>labor
you fucked up
>>60287892
Bowling for Columbine
UNA
>Voting?! A fools game, M'lady. The only winning move is not to play.
> gf is a vegetarian
Well that was a fucking waste of time
>>60288011
Why
>ISIS jihadis ARE driven by Islam and the world needs to accept that no matter how 'uncomfortable' the facts, says the Muslim man in charge of BBC Religion
>Aaqil Ahmed defended BBC decision to refer to 'so-called Islamic State'
>Told discussion it is untrue that 'ISIS has nothing to do with Islam'
>Says although 'uncomfortable' members of the group 'are Muslims'
>Critics including Prime Minister have called on BBC to stop using 'Islamic State' when referring to the terror group
Maybe bbc isn't so biased after all.
>>60288011
She didn't seem to mind tucking into a bit of meat last night mate ngl
found the most 'dora thing on reddit lads
http://imgur.com/gallery/10drj/new
>>60288040
plenty of evidence to the contrary
http://biasedbbc.org/
unironically own many ceremonial swords from Japan, lads.
Even come with certs and all that.
tinnitus just spiked a bit
>>60288167
Haha look at that hedgehog going absolutely mental
tinnitus wanker loves his tinnitus
>>60288120
>The BBC is in full-on Remain life support mode as the polls indicate Leave is ahead despite all the OTT alarmist scaremongering by the Eton toffs and friends, ...
Ah yes
>I hear things that aren't there
alri schizo
>>60288195
It's tosser not wanker STOP GETTING IT WRONG REEEEEEOOOOOOO ILL FUCKING MASSACRE YOU ALL
>>60288184
you made me smirk so in accordance with the fair (You)s policy, I'm replying to your post.
>>60288205
Well there is, I didn't say it was all 24 carat gold.
like hmm my mum don't know your mum
>At my age my dad married my 17 year old mother.
Should I be looking for a sixth form wife lads?
>>60288228
toast wanker was a wanker tho
>>60288274
if noncery is a family tradition then sure
>>60288283
It was toast tosser TOAST TOSSER until some fucking newcunt reposted it incorrectly and you asinine little runts gobbled it up.
Going to hurt you. Going to hurt you all.
>>60288317
FOY
>>60288332
Even if it was (it wasn't) toast wanker sounds so much better
need bf to toss or/and wank my toast
>>60288352
IT WAS BECAUSE ITS MY FUCKING STORY, MINE MINE MINE. FUCKING NEWCUNT IDIOT SLIME
TOAST TOSSER HAS ALLITERATION
why the FUCK would anyone ever say "toast wanker" ITS SHIT
YOURE ALL SHIT
A kid fell into a gorilla enclosure in the 80s and they didn't shoot the gorilla.
In fact the gorilla defending the kid from the other gorillas.
zoos shouldn't be a thing
>>60288419
t.gorilla
I swear if I see another person talking about that fucking "le shot gorilla" non-story I will start delivering damage
>>60288419
>the gorilla lobbyists are back
![emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley--[3]-148920-p.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Mk6qRP3.jpg "emoji-masks-for-social-media-android-iphone-text-electronic-message-emoticons-kaomoji-facial-expressions-smilies-smiley--[3]-148920-p.jpg")
>He's over 25 and he's not married with children yet
gorillas lads
>>60288332
He's right you know.
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/48980021/#48982359
http://desustorage.org/int/thread/49028979/#49030019
"le shot gorilla maymay"
Explain to me how this isn't the worst general
You lot are utter spastics. We should have bombed you to kingdom come
>>60288513
Visit any of the south american generals 2bh.
>my country had to get saved by an Austrian
wew
germans confirmed AGAIN for having no taste
>>60288332
toast wanker has a way better ring to it than toast tosser
too many 't's in toast tosser
rate my wife
una vela
>>60288487
>tosser post gets one unrelated reply
>wanker post gets several (You)s and becomes a beloved running gag
Toast wanker confirmed better
>>60288487
Both of those are reposts. That archive doesn't have old posts in it.
>>60288419
Gifd pls go
drugs have arrived lads waheyy
Time to dust off the third eye
>>60288543
slag / 10
>>60288532
t. Nigel abroad
>>60288530
>implying Hitler saved us
FOY
how does it feel that my brothers have successfully infiltrated your country?
Fucking pongs in here all of a sudden
look at this fucking dog
>>60288535
Patently wrong but I can't be bothered changing the mind of that which barely has a mind in the first place.
Scurry on, runt.
*puts my feet up and goes back to the FT*
>>60288585
He did though from post-ww1 depression.
Then the limeys had to ruin it and couldn't even finish what they started.
>>60288607
bitch
http://www.breitbart.com/london/2016/06/02/german-police-hunt-anonymous-facebook-operators/
>the anonymous group, who originated on notorious website 4chan, are in the sights of German police.
>prosecutor,noted that the site had been advertising “right-wing” views.
>group had released leaked documents regarding the German government’s plan to spy on Internet users and curtail dissenting opinions.
>cooperation of the government with ex-Stasi agent Anetta Kahane and the Amadeus Antonio Foundation
>Germans hunting down people with right wing views
>Have allied themselves with actual communists
Ah yes sounds like this EU is something we need to be in.
HERE COME DAT BOI
>>60288666
Germany's going to breed a super hitler at this rate.
>>60288673
o shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit waddup
my room is in a fucking state
Going to have a cleanup today
But first I'll have a nice relaxing smoke of crack to get me motivated
People say the Jews aren't behind everything, yet how come when you see some rabidly pro immigration activist who is part of the EU government in the news they're always Jewish?
>>60288666
inb4 4chan blocked by EU ISPs
don't worry lads, I'll keep making /brit/ threads in your memory.
>>60288702
Super hans you bloody maniac.
>>60288673
o shit waddup hahahahahah
>>60288718
>>60288729
>I'll keep making /brit/ threads in your memory.
nah, eternal yank edition soon.
http://www.europarl.europa.eu/meetdocs/2009_2014/documents/libe/dv/11_revframework_statute_/11_revframework_statute_en.pdf
>Juveniles convicted of committing crimes listed in paragraph (a) will be required to undergo a rehabilitation programme designed to instill in them a culture of tolerance.
Tfw your kids get taken to tolerance camp.
>>60288765
Not whilst there's still air in my lungs and British blood coursing through my veins.
>>60288791
You think I am going to click that link? Think again kiddo
>>60288643
How the fuck did Hitler save us?
Every retard could've done the same. The economy was bound to bounce back at some point
>>60288666
>Breitbart
ahh ja sehr beeindruckend
Wow completely changed my mind, I'm a remainer now x
>>60288818
By taking charge, temporarily kicking the jews out, and leading your country to a second golden age before ww2 kicked off?
>i-it was bound to recover eventually
Go to bed Merkel.
made an absolutely dank bolognese sauce last night lads, my best ever
Shame none of you will ever taste it
>No Tinder matches
So I really am that ugly.
I wish there was a laundrette where you could take your plates cups etc. I have a huge pile but can't muster the energy up to do it.
>>60288914
Buy a dishwasher m8
>"I don't trust British politicians so we need to stay in the EU"
Why even have a government then? Why not just abolish the British government and become a vassal of Germany?
>>60288914
buy paper picnic plates and plastic cups
>>60288914
Throw them in the shower with a cat covered with glued on sponges.
I don't see how you have any other option.
>>60288931
You know you want to bb x
>>60288876
Jews were literally the driving force behind retail and many other German industries
>>60288876
ah yes a golden age it was
I know this from reading nazi propaganda
>>60288889
you probably aren't
but women think you are
>>60288976
>Jews were literally the driving force behind retail and many other German industries
The Jews were boycotting German products and actively rebelling against the government.
Learn your own history.
want to do acid with the gf but she's quite close minded about drugs
Oh well, I suppose I shall have to open my third eye alone once more.
>it's a róúrke episode
nah not a fan
>>60288977
>the facts of the public works system were propaganda, all fake
ah yes
>I don't trust foreign politicians so I'm voting to leave
Ah yes, the endless devolution argument. Balkanisation worked so we for Eastern Europe, after all.
>>60289018
>most Nobel prize winners were Jews
>most stores were owned by Jews
>Jews were fairly emancipated
I know my own history you spacker
literally doing a poo
>>60289018
>Learn your own history.
Impossible when Merkel & Co™ keep re-writing it.
>>60289065
>jews were prominent in areas they were responsible for creating
wew
was going to vote leave but now i have a swiss gf im voting stay.
lovely day out lads
https://www.strawpoll.me/10384555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10384555
https://www.strawpoll.me/10384555
important strawpoll
>>60289105
the swiss aren't in the EU either though
>>60289105
Just because she has holes doesn't make her Swiss mate
>>60289065
http://rense.com/general84/declare.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319
>>60289119
*outside
you're not a yank lad
>>60289105
Switzerland isn't in the EU you banana
>>60289119
Go Kowloon Park mate, I loved it
Fucking turtles everywhere
>It's a "They don't think it be like it is but it do: Jews edition" episode
could never trust a white person 2bh
>>60289063
So you're against self-determination?
New fiver is going to have Churchill on it instead of some meme nigger or woman.
SJW BTFO
>>60288639
on your bike toast wanker
rorkesheed
>60289200
Confiscating your (You)
Don't ever speak to me again
>>60289214
post fucking machines
>With the news about the gorilla being shot in the Cincinnati zoo, what is your take on the situation? I miss monkey news.
>Karl Pilkington: It annoyed me that. There's only about 700 gorillas in the world and yet there's loads of kids.
>>60288607
>>60288626
are you a bus wanker, lads?
>>60289234
based Karl
>>60289245
I'm a bus turd personally
>>60289245
are you a bus tuuurd?
>>60289199
>£5 note
who cares
£10 is the big boy you want to get your face on and we've got fucking Jane Austen
makes you think
>>60289245
No I'm a bus tosser
>>60289199
Honestly going to make sure I receive all my money in £5 from now.
Ah yes the Jews didn't do anything to piss off the Nazis at all.
This is a headline from a British newspaper.
>>60289199
This man ruined Europe.
>>60289276
>this sim will be able to become pregnant
>can this sim use the toilet standing? -Yes
>>60289199
>povvo's
haven't seen a five pound note in years
>>60289276
>Only choice is masculine or feminine
>Can't have tits and a full beard
This game is racist
>>60289266
>>60289269
disappointed in you lads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laIQ0SExOrk
>>60289191
No but it's an endless argument
>let us self determinate, give us democracy!
>oh actually, the guy who I didn't vote for got in
>RIGGED ELECTIONS, BLOODY TOFFS/FOREIGNERS/POOR PEOPLE
>GIVE DEVOLUTION NOW!
>>60289276
ahhh yess
>>60289285
hitler was good boy he dindu nuffin need mo marks fo dem invasions
post fucking machines
>>60289375
he on his way to art school he a good boy
>>60289299
I wonder what he would have done if he saw Europe today
>>60289276
>This sim will:
>Become pregnant
>Get others pregnant
>Neither
>You can make guys sterile now
FINALLY
Voted remain
>>60289285
>get discriminated against at an institutional level
>fight back
>FUGGIN JEWS INCITIN REBELLION 'N SHIT
Ah yes
reading nightfall by isaac asimov lads
http://www.astro.sunysb.edu/fwalter/AST389/TEXTS/Nightfall.htm
>>60289276
Can you make paraplegic sims?
>>60289415
>at an institutional level
oy vey
>>60289332
That's why you only give it to them if they can speak their own language
>>60289415
hello jidf
>>60289415
Before Hitler was even in power the Jews lead an armed rebellion against the Wiemar republic.
>>60289434
On the computer? Reading? On the computer? Blimey
business idea: revert the EU to an economic union
>>60288584
>marrying a pokemon
bit weird
>>60289415
>punch somebody in the nose
>they punch back
>AY DAS RACIS
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Revolution_of_1918%E2%80%9319
business idea: put cocktail sausage up bum
>>60289479
The Jews or some Jews?
>>60289434
I should really start reading again, I have a terrible habit of reading most of a book and never finishing it.
Me fixing your computer
Rorkes BTFO
>>60289537
They're an extradimensional hivemind m8. Of course it was all of them.
> get extremely drunk
> buy some horrible kebab thing
> scoff it, fucking delicious because I'm wasted
> get home
> promptly vom it straight into the toilet
> no calories gained
>>60289415
fuck off kike
>>60289537
Well the socialists and communists party leaders that rebelled were all Jewish.
Coincidence?
Whenever you spot something bad happening in Europe it's always a Jew at the head. Even today.
ah yes
my little worm farm
hello worms.
>>60289536
kek'd
also reminder of very important strawpoll
http://www.strawpoll.me/10384555
>>60289611
Jeremy Corbyn doesn't seem very Jewish to me.
*logs in to facebook*
it's no ones birthday
*logs out*
>>60289562
>We're only going to hire non-whites
>This isn't racism tho
>>60289562
what happened to the best candidate getting the job?
dont know why people keep brining up race into every aspect of our lives.
>>60289627
*slithers towards you*
hello daddy :3
>>60289647
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampire_(Blade)#Familiars
AHEM
*rawrs*
xD
having a cheeky gungeon run lads
>>60289647
David Cameron is a crypto-kike
>>60289678
Yanks fault desu, people act like America's problems are our problems but they're not
>>60289678
>>60289661
Mickey Rorke
>all this anti-jidf
good lads.
I can have a good sleep now.
night lids
>>60289678
it's irrelevant silly
the best candidate is the best candidate among all the people of color interviewed for the job
leave the eu
>>60289756
Thanks Monaco
>>60289706
is this any good
sunk a lot of hours into binding of isaac
>>60289754
>color
fuck off yank
just proposed to the missus
https://www.fb.com/TheGameCornerNet/videos/2097770563568367/
>Do something that is against white people
>We're not anti-white
ah yes, its rorke hours
>>60289782
what a catch
>>60289562
Please BBC, explain to us why telling people that you aren't hiring white people because they are white people is 'irresponsible'.
>>60289813
They got extremely upset by the /lat/ raid and have been turbo-sperging ever since.
>>60289711
>>60289776
don't be an ass this is easy enough to conceptualize as an irrelvant difference
>>60289678
because meritocracy is racist
>>60289851
It's a training program, not a job. Normal rules do not apply.
>>60289868
He's very good at kike tricks.
>>60289851
It happens the other way round all the time friend [laughing emojis]
Thinking about starting a business and not hiring any niggers lads.
Just been told that a 34 inch waist is "having a bit of meat on the bone" and that being slim is actually a 30 inch waist
What the fuck lads? I'm a 34 inch waist and I'm slim, even have a bit of a six pack
Nowhere near being fat...
>>60289921
and that's just as racist, and would be condemned as this should be
>>60289921
i dont think corporations have official policies stopping bme candidates from applying
>>60289896
It's a """"""training position""""" with a £25,000 """"""allowance""""".
Totally not a job at all.
>>60289955
>having a bit of meat on the bone
i hate this term so bloody much
it's not meat, it's fat there's a difference you land whale dykes
>>60289868
how is this deceptive as the image is trying to imply? you can clearly see how deep the crowd is lmao
>>60289955
I'm skinny as a rake and my hips are 34 at their widest, my waist is 32 because of my shitty bone structure
What are some of the best comedies released in the past 5 years?
>>60289968
Sarcasm is not an argument.
>>60289955
Yeah alright tubs haha
Ah yes
Wahey lads
>>60290037
So you basically just lurk /pol/ and post the images here then
>>60289984
looks like someone has a bit of meat on the bone
>>60290037
>infowars
>>60290037
>Paul Joseph Watson
>>60290037
>Alex Jones
ah yes, le lizard chemtrails man
>>60290086
>Postal Justice Warrior
>>60290066
wish the /pol/ crossboarders would fuck off desu
if i want /pol/ i will go to /pol/
>>60290078
>>60290086
>>60290090
Not an argument
![1357695354970.cached[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/UwLjTFx.png "1357695354970.cached[1].png")
>>60290090
THE GLOBALISTS
have a method lads
>>60290097
alri reddit?
having a look
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>>60290137
i lurk brit/pol/ occasionally, rest of the board is pretty tiresome
point is I don't want it here
>>60290147
Those little champagne bottles seem so wasteful.
>>60290147
are they actually a couple?
also you're a bit of weirdo mate. you've been doing this for years.
NEED a maid gf
Why do I think Brexit won't happen despite it doing so well?
the gf
