That one French lad who said he was going to join a terrorist group and kill important people Edition
cara
party's done everybody go home
state your name cuz
/brit/? more like /shit/
>>60290681
why do you do this every thread?
What do you get out of it?
my man kevin is an absolute ledge mates ahaha
>>60290743
my wallet rn
really need to stop going for drunken strolls in the dead of night
it's a bit weird
seventh for tolerance and open borders
>>60290652
relatively drunk but not fucked enough to use it as an excuse, they knew what they were doing
https://youtu.be/E31TfJx3SlE
sbe
>alri lad i heard you hate anglos, is this true?
>>60290777
>500 Eurobux note
why was this even considered
vote leave
You are all pawns in my game of chess... hehehe... *moves piece* checkmate ;)
>>60290839
i've seen it once at the very start of the euro nobody even accepts anything above 50's anymore
>>60290845
*rawrs*
Xd looks like yo got me nyaa~
>>60290845
*flips board* checkmate that cunt
>>60290796
they're both in the wrong but I'd be more mad at the ''''friend''' desu
>>60290743
he misses more than half the threads
look at this dog
>>60290671
shit edition shit thread
>>60290827
women are such shit creatures
look at that face
i know she's trying to be silly or funny or whatever but that's just not something i want to have to deal with. fuck off.
>>60290922
Shut the fuck up you little runt.
>>60290848
one day I'm going to take a photograph of my own full english because it seems there are literally no photos of a complete, perfectly crafted full english on the internet and it makes me jolly mad
>>60290845
you sunk my battleship
>get an aeropress
>get some decent coffee beans and a grinder
>make it just how all these hipsters on YouTube say
>taste is very underwhelming
I honestly don't see the big fucking deal
>>60290927
fuck off
>>60290848
>raw bacon
>thin sausages
>whatever the fuck that is next to the black pudding
>no hash browns
>no toast or fried bread
potato famine
>>60290845
you don't get to say a thing when there isn't a biography on you pawn
>>60290946
> falling for idiotic yank memes
ugh, pawn.
>the hong kong melt talking to himself last thread
>>60290946
you cannot get any pressure with an aeropress, it's a very expensive french press
>>60290922
Do you have autism lol
>>60290930
There doesn't seem to be a photo on the internet of a proper bean to toast ratio either.
Look at this shit. It's absolutely fucking disgusting.
>>60290946
It's the trap of "well it took lots of effort to make, therefore it must be nice".
>>60290959
>hash browns
fuck off yank
Genuinely no place for you in our society
>>60290922
R-rude
>>60291021
Marx BTFO
>>60290997
>20 quid
>very expensive
povvo cunt
>>60290738
potato famine
>fuck off yank
>Genuinely no place for you in our society
Does /brit/ like Future Funk?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY
WHEN I WAS YOUNG
I HAD NO SENSE
I BOUGHT A FLUTE
FOR FIFTY 0PENCE
*hands you a joker card*
UNO!
Want it to be winter again lads
Fucking hate bright sunny days
>>60290922
I really do wonder at the state of some of the lads on here.
>>60291019
That's a good ratio, it just needs some cheese sprinkled on top.
>>60290848
potato famine
WHICH ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS BEEN TALKING SWEET ABOUT CHIEF KEEF?!
WHEN I FOUND OUT I'M BEATING THEY FUCKING ARSE!!
>>60290879
yeah definitely am but at least the dickhead has apologised profusely and seems really regretful about it
i know the lad he's definitely really torn up about this, not that that makes it any better because he's still a cunt
posting in my edition xxx
>>60291062
if you think I'm going to click on that you can... think again, heh
>>60291056
enjoy ur buyers remorse 8)
>>60291110
potato famine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bsT9_VSaEHA
how can people get this fat
>>60291110
potato famine
>>60291110
famine potatos
>>60290922
Actually laughing. Not just breathing out of my nose, pure, visible, honest laughter. Good post.
>>60291117
YOU KNOW THAT NIGGA ROLL WITH LIL REESE AND THEM
>>60291019
not the worst ratio I've ever seen, little bit of spillage
issue is that you have some beans left over at the end if you're trying to 'colour within the lines' as it were
now don't get me wrong, I like eating beans as much as the next bloke but many people don't
>>60291138
Don't regret it at all, it makes strong, tasty coffee really quickly and it's cheap. Literally the GOAT coffee maker.
Was he right?
Why are Chinks so uncivilized?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yVhSjdDYjgA&feature=youtu.be
You're in a fucking museum, what makes you think it's ok to man handle the exhibits??
>>60291217
*puts 5p into your PayPal*
>>60291230
yes
>>60291144
Are Americans even human?
Lads, going to buy the gf a Love ring from Cartier, but she has midget hands (she's a proper dwarf) theres a wedding band version which is thinner and would suit her hand better but would it be weird because it isn't our wedding? I doubt anyone would even realise I'm just being autistic
>>60291019
that's some perfectly serviceable beans on toast
without the spillage it would be fine, maybe put a few more beans at the edges
>>60291278
Hey chinky, why are tourists from your country such cunts??
>>60291233
[THIS POST WAS CENSORED BY THE EU INTERNET COMMISION DUE TO EU REGULATIONS ON HATE SPEECH AND ESOTERIC VIEWS]
>>60291276
your gf is an actual dwarf?
>>60291233
sorry about the mainlanders dad
>>60291295
HK =/= Mainland China
>June 2016
>Not owning an Aeropress
think I might go back to bed
>tfw you dont have friends who love drum & bass
life is suffering when you are not a brit lad desu
>>60291276
>she's a proper dwarf
>>60291295
it's the mainlanders, not us
>>60291302
haha no m8 but she is 5'3 so pretty much there
If you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor.
>£20 cafetière.
>he's at it again
hello
>>60291317
Where can I buy an Aeropress©? Surely they are too expensive for an average John like me.
>>60291334
dnb isn't popular here any more either
its all techno and house these days
>>60291307
>>60291315
>>60291345
What do you mean?
>>60291276
just to clarify she isn't a real life dwarfism woman but she is about 5'3 so she's just a small person
>>60291233
chink tourists are the worst
>>60291317
is this a toy for yanks who don't know what a moka pot or a french press is and think they've invented something new?
literally don't understand it at all
stop posting about it
>>60291208
potato famine
cute
>>60291273
her body has literally run out of places to store it's fat and now there's a deposit of fat in her forehead
jesus fuck
>>60291317
whats the fucking point when you can just buy a normal coffe maker and use the same beans
coffee wankers baka
>>60291233
>slant eyed fucks in museums
please no they never fucking shut up with their godawful CHING CHONG BING BONG and they keep trying to poke everything
I just want to look at history you fucking chinks
stop making noise in this ancient place filled with things of actual worth
it seems I have been overcome with a most perishing thirst
I would love a cup of freshly brewed coffee but unfortunately I am all out of instant!
what's a man to do to get some coffee around here
>>60291414
because it takes 2 minutes and makes 10/10 coffee.
literally
my mate does it every morning and hes a proper coffee wanker. says its one of the best things hes ever bought.
>>60291420
>>60291376
mainlanders are from china
hong kongers are from hong kong
two different kinds of people
trust me most of the chinese tourists you see overseas touching shit are from the mainland
>>60291433
go to costa
>I don't drink tea
>>60291381
>Moka pot
Enjoy your burnt """coffee"""
>French press
Fuck off Yank, and enjoy your overextracted acidic coffee
>>60291362
Dirt cheap, I'll link you to the Amazon page
http://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B000GXZ2GS
>>60291414
Because it's better and cheap and makes really nice coffee
>>60291375
still, most of the best dnb comes from the UK, and UK music in general is just better than any other desu
>>60291433
pop a bowl of water in the microwave and I'll be right with you
>>60291460
my friend, there is no costa nearby!
if only there was a way I could have high quality coffee from the comfort of my own home!
>>60291446
When I use mine the coffee always has a tangy taste to it. Is this normal or am I doing something wrong?
>>60290895
you're just salty because you fucking wanted to make some shit hong kong bing bong thread and i cucked you out of it
nobody likes your stupid curry flavoured threads, fuck off
>>60291483
potato famine
>>60291433
Say no more senpai
>>60291446
>>60291480
takes just as long and actually less effort
is the only selling point left that its cheaper?
>>60291480
Wow, who knew the Aeropress© coffee maker was so affordable, and my word, look at all the positive reviews on there! Guess I'll be grabbing one straight away, hope I'm still in time for Same Day Delivery! Hahahahahah!
>putting cheese on your beans on toast
Do not do this you fucking runt.
>>60291510
well good grief, what is this my good man?
it looks like some space-age device!!
I am but a simple man, I cannot afford these luxuries!
>1 week til the Euros
Who /excited/ here?
look how shit the air quality in europe is lads
> london too
hahahah, runts literally gassing themselves before our eyes
>>60291433
Did you know you can buy an Aeropress© from as low as £22.96? It makes great coffee in a instant - but that doesn't mean it has the ashtray taste of you freeze-dried coffee.
>looking through ancient forums and you find sex services and viruses galore
Don't know why, put it's really comfy t b h lads.
I've done 7 days overtime in 2 weeks
Gonna be minted.
>>60291564
haha don't even have to kill myself anymore can just go outside
>>60291536
>not adding butter, 2 kinds of cheese, a sprinkle of paprika, onion rings, sauteed garlic, BBQ sauce, chorizo and a well done steak with ketchup (served straight from the fridge)
guess this is what they call a 'pleb'... yes...
>>60291564
poland get your shit together
why did teasmades fall out of fashion? only 1 company makes them in the UK
I've got one at uni and there's honestly nothing better than waking up to a cup of fresh tea
He doesn't have a Tassimo
>>60291564
is there anything poland isn't terrible at
>>60291611
do you deliver france?
i can give you my runthole address
>>60291575
sorry for the late reply, I fell out of my chair when I saw the price!!
I'll order one post-haste, I shall be thirsty no more!
>>60291517
Those filter coffee machines make objectively weak coffee, Aeropress coffee is more comparable to espresso and also much more tasty.
>>60291497
Could be that you're leaving it in too long, or maybe you should try a different brand of coffee.
I use quite a dark roast because I like how rich it is and I don't like the fruitiness you get from lighter roasts, and I leave it in for about a minute and a half before pressing it down.
Also you have to stop pressing as soon as you hear it start to hiss or it will taste like shit.
I was an early pioneer in Runtposting, ama.
I didn't invent it, but I do believe that if I didn't push the boundaries of Runtposting, it would have died and become just another dead meme.
>>60291611
>a well done steak with ketchup
potato famine
>>60291659
then use more beans with less water what are you even on about
Seeing radiohead tonight lads
pretty excited 2bh
>>60291684
potato famine
Wow, I am off to buy an Aeropress© from Tesco right now.
I can't wait for some deliciously brewed Aeropress© coffee.
>/brit/
Lmao more like /shit/
>tfw ginger with brown eyes
jdimsa
>he doesn't have a Jura coffee maker
so many povvos ITT
(I'm povvo too, we won it in a John Lewis competition, we don't even shop there just got handed a form for it as we were walking past kek)
makes good coffee though
>>60291666
Is this rare? I had it the other day and whilst it tasted nice it was too chewy for my liking.
I like my steak with a bit of fat in it but when it isn't cooked enough it's just a pain in the arse to eat.
>>60291619
>tea maker
>>60291702
hope they do "Green Plastic Watering Can"
Aeropress is actually amazing, lads. I have one and I absolutely love it. I recommend it to all of you.
>>60291621
You had my curiosity but now you have my attention. What does a Tassimo© Coffee Maker offer over the more traditional coffee makers?
filtered the words "aeropress" and "coffee"
>>60291733
seems pretty rare to me
m8 just ask for medium rare, that's what i get
>>60291758
café aéropressé desu lad
>>60291733
dont actually know where rare ends and medium begins but that's pretty much how I do mine, minute each side
>>60291727
You too retarded to use a bar?
>>60291758
I only call it 'the aero' now
filtered UK flags
The EU hates anglos.
FUCKING HELL, LADS! IT'S GONNA BE SCORCHING SUNDAY AND MONDAY.
Time to break out the shorts and t-shirt!!!!!!!
Aeropress desu lads
haven't left the house in a week
wanna die
Use This One Weird Trick To Remove Marketers From Your Thread(It Really Works!)
morning lads
put ketchup on my steak lads
>>60291753
A Tassimo© coffee maker is cheaper than the more traditional coffee makers.
With the Intelibrew System™ each disk comes with a barcode that the Tassimo© machine reads and then knows what disk has been inserted and how to make the perfect coffee.
There are lots of disks to choose from.
>>60291810
mine is just cloud forever
really get tired of this country sometimes
>>60291792
>working as a barista FOR FREE
>>60291773
I like medium rare. Not too chewy but still nice and juicy.
>>60291785
I suppose it's ok if the meat is lean but when it has lots of marbling it just become a pain in the arse to cut and chew.
Asda need to stop this 2 steak for 7 quid lark. Been eating one every day.
>>60291785
If you make the banter hand symbol and poke the fleshy bit between your index finger and thumb, that should be how the steak feels - holding different fingers to your thumb means different levels
>index = rare
>middle = medium rare
>ring = medium
>pinky = well done
>>60291819
ah, a fellow presser
>>60291828
potato famine
How comfy are you? I'm sipping some tea, eating sausages rolls and re-reading AGOT for the third time.
>>60291842
I know what you mean, mate. I love the sun.
Everyone is in a better mood, it makes you feel good, makes you look good and there is fanny walking about everywhere in skimpy clothing.
>>60291877
>fleshy bit
thats called the thenar eminence btw
putting ketchup on my willy
Just bought one of these, lads.
Got my postal vote lads
Voted leave, so did the rest of my famly
>>60291810
>21º
>scorching
>Warned for shitposting
>"It ain't me" starts playing
>>60291896
I'm at work but a load of people are on holiday so I've done literally fuck all but /brit/post
Pretty comfy, as it goes
>>60291927
dumb runt
Blew my fucking mind when I learned that the yanks don't typically own a kettle.
>>60291919
why do people lie like this
>>60291810
>>60291924
tell them i said they are good lads/lasses
>>60291927
>Hot and humid
litteral hell on earth
but i agree
10°C is the absolute best temperature
better yet if it is windy
>>60291927
Was taking the piss, lad.
doggo back from groomers
>>60292010
ruffle his head for me la
>>60292010
still looks like a mong
>>60292010
horrific betrayal
don't you mean 'The Press'?
If I got one of those cards in the mail saying where my voting station is etc, that means I'm registered to vote, right?
Might be a stupid question but just double checking
>>60292010
woof woof wats for lunch lol x
>>60292010
What a gay looking dog.
>>60292055
If you got the card then they know your address, so they know to expect you
>>60292010
looks like a twat
>image.jpg
>he didn't watch big Dave get eaten alive in the Sky debate yesterday
Want to put an Aeropress© on my balls
r8 my coffee machine
>>60292086
>>60292086
>>60292086
>>60292086
>>60292086
HE HAD THE DEBATE WITH NIGEL ALREADY????
>>60292072
your dog's got 1 paw in the grave
test
gagging for black pudding lads
might literally have to go down town and buy a black pudding
>Registered to vote last month
>Polling card still isn't here
>>60292072
look at this fucking dog
>>60292118
swedish flag filtered
>>60292112
do not be rude
>>60292086
Odd he is giving Farage ammunition with his 100k immigration promise.
Starting to think we might actually brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jnlu4_QMfQ
might move here lads
>>60292112
He might look old but he's still got the energy of a pup.
He started turning white when he was 3 years old...
He says does your dog wanna fight??
>>60292118
ah yes ban evading I see
Janny, see to it.
>>60292127
>gagging for black pudding lads
bender
>might literally have to go down
double bender
>>60292148
Starting to think you're a mong
>>60292148
hopefully
crying to this off my head on gabapentanoids and reminiscing about the good ol' days, missing a long lost lifetime friend...
life's hard lad need a hug
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlPhNB5SDr0
https://youtu.be/uhhNmWjD98M
D A I L Y
supPLEmenT
>>60292010
look at this fucking dog
>>60292148
basically depends on the turnout, and what Remain's last minute, all-or-nothing hail mary attempt is
>David Cameron has just posted a video to his page from Alan Sugar (Labour voter)
>it's all about how he built his business up and started selling to the European Union (he didn't, he sold to the EEA
https://www.fb.com/DavidCameronOfficial/videos/1203091293048520/
>read this
http://www.express.co.uk/news/politics/675621/EU-referendum-Cameron-Lord-Alan-Sugar-Brussels-Brexit-video-business
do Cameron's aides not fucking vet people before they get them to shill? jesus christ
>mong
That's an Australian term you melt. Stop using it.
Hey Earl
>60292164
what a stupid post
hey
>>60292215
mong
>60292239
I'll kick your head in, runt
>>60292230
I'll just stand, ta
>mate
wish brits would stop saying this. it's an Australian term.
got 2 (two) gf's for sale
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0TDFPKkVCCw
bidding starts at 2 freddos
>>60292189
*hugs you*
>english
wish brits would stop using this language, australians use it
>>60292230
Why are Americans so gay?
>>60292288
Literally this
>>60292290
how much the short haired one
Cardboard boxes full of regrets
He feeds his remorse like you feed your pets
Voices in his head that all said, "live a day" but
The look in his eyes makes him a dead giveaway
The bough that he breaks, the line that he draws
He fell in love with the ugliness that nobody saw
As close as he came, as far as he stood,
He loved her with his mouth as hard as he could
Most people change when they enter the door
They walk home from work and remember the war
He's digging a ditch, and spent the day piling
Dirt until it hurt and went away smiling
Alone and heartbroken, just the way he likes it
Only the loneliness knows him wholly
And nothing seems to work, wrong everywhere
He watches her brushing her long, heavy hair
mediocre gimmicks
If diversity is strength why don't all the non-White countries beg for more whites and diversity?
Poleaboo is going to the mosque with his dad in a bit
Have a few pics to fill the voice until then
His ban has expired by the way
>>60292288
>>60292317
fuck up cunts
>>60292189
>>60292353
how will life be when you're doxxed and your family see these pics?
>>60292323
tenner
>>60292353
When you're white, you don't know what it's like to be poor.
>cunts
Wish Brit would stop saying this. It's an Australian term
Poleaboo is evading a month-long ban for ban evasion. His ban has not expired - and at this rate of constant evasion - never will.
Report it.
Ignore it.
>>60292403
why the fuck are you bringing american politics into /brit/ you absolute mong
>>60292399
and last one
Really need something to give me a more feminine figure, a bra would help a little
>>60292359
Thanks for this done a prayer for you
>>60290738
yep
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36442982
>The role of Doctor Who was previously offered to a black actor, executive producer Steven Moffat has revealed.
>"We decided that the new companion was going to be non-white, and that was an absolute decision, because we need to do better on that. We just have to," Moffat said.
>"Two non-white leads would be amazing. In fact, a lot of people would barely notice," he said.
>>60292446
t. Xing Xeng Zhou
>>60292377
i'll give two and a blowjob
>>60292433
t. ping pong wow
hi
what the actual fuck is this new extra flag shite
>>60292495
t. mohammed ibn allah
>>60292514
potato famine
>>60292514
FOPF
