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hong kong bing bong edition
cara
kpop
wales>england>scotland>>>>>>>northern ireland
>government never gave a shit about student votes
>Government suddenly shilling hard for them because they know they'll vote remain because they're stupid students
If I were a student I'd be pretty pissed off that I'm just being used like this. Might even have convinced me to vote leave.
Hopefully other students see it this way.
>>60293173
i rather dislike this post
Ask was saying
why the fuck did you even make 2 threads
Simon are you there mate
>>60293170
in this large student area where i'm living currently they have posters up on every single street lamp reminding people to register to vote for the eu referendum
>>60293243
accident before
>>60293251
yes hello
went outside in the sun earlier
was quite nice
>>60293279
>mention it
>it gets deleted
i am literally doing it for free for janny fucking hell
>>>/pol/75965316
for the lad who asked
>>60293111
Pikachu
inspired by top /brit/ culinary artists, I have melted some mature cheddar over the top of my beans on toast. Let's dig in, shall we?
Which is better; GQ or Esquire?
how do you make spaghetti lads, always seem to undercook the spaghetti or overcook it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCz_hMV--Is
this man still gets pussy whilst some of you dont lol
>I live at home
Ooh fucking well done, where the fuck else are you gonna live?
Shit pisses me off more than "became a father for the second time"
>>60293323
it was actually me informing the authorities directly, if you know what I mean.
>Realm in so much debt that even the peasants are beginning to get pissed off
>Decides to hold an expensive tourney giving away lots of prize money
Robert was a shit king, good warrior but he couldn't rule at all.
>>60293342
keep trying it mate
Is there any reason why I shouldn't wait until the last minutes of the referendum before taking bets?
That way I can find out where has the best odds for me to win the most money from
>>60293342
take a strand out and try it every now and then to check on the cooking progress, not fucking hard is it?
Who should I see tonight lads?
>>60293299
I liked that 40 seconds of sun we got here in the north.
>>60293154
which group
>>60293331
>brown bread
>>60293331
>that plate
aright nan
>>60293363
is this you
>>60293331
alright give us some reviews gordon ramsay
>>60293405
laboum
6 ft 1 9 stone 10 pounds
>>60293383
You have no idea how betting works, don't do it
really like old maps
imagine walking through the streets in those days
>>60293427
I cannot confirm or deny
>>60293397
alright first of all what's this website
second, the avalanches. they just released an album after 16 years of dormancy
Working tonight, lads...
Don't really get on with the guys I'm working with either. Super boring bastards.
Gonna be a long fucking night....
>>60293397
Radiohead
Literally never heard of anyone else loll, guess im getting too old for that shit
>>60293200
Oi what ye at
>>60293433
Overall quite enjoyable, however I don't feel that the cheese added much to the overall experience.
lads what do you think of stevenage?
S P O O P Y
https://youtu.be/DavdDIY_2qE
>>60293434
you should post the ball
Why exactly do students tend to be very naive and 'stupid' anyway?
You'd think they would be educated and be able to think for themselves...
>>60293342
Just keep wacking away at it until you can throw it against a wall and make it stick
>>60293324
They're not called the BBC for nothing
LAST NAME EVER, FIRST NAME GREATEST.
LIKE A SPRAINED ANKLE BOY I AIN'T NOTHING TO PLAY WITH!
>>60293397
>>60293476
>seeing the avalanches when evian christ is on at the same time
don't listen to this retard Pedro, Evian Christ is one of the best on that list.
>>60293517
Students are unbelievably arrogant.
hmm, another poster with my flags..
very unsettling
>>60293546
But why
>>60293459
Love old maps like this. Where can I buy some?
>>60293324
>>60293533
fuck me /pol/ has changed, it's pure /tv/ shitposting
>>60293555
fuck off dickhead I was the first Belfast.
Where do you live you fucking runt I'll get your knees snapped
>>60293565
They seem to think wasting £30k on a lifestyle and bit of paper makes them better than the average person.
>>60293517
we get pro-eu propaganda through the door and i can hear my housemates discussing it downstairs and immediately believing what is said on those leaflets and using that as their reason for voting remain
they don't actually know why they are voting remain, they are doing it because they think voting leave is for bloody racists
>>60293607
This, I'd never employ any of them.
>>60293397
>>60293541
seriously m8, see the avalanches. you'll be one of a couple thousand to hear the newest album, and their music rocks.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrnkK2YEcE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wpqm-05R2Jk
youtube.com/watch?v=vI89J55wZj8
>>60293517
>Students
>thinking for themselves
They follow their professor's point of view which is typically very left leaning
>>60293507
>>60293626
wish you'd stop posting
>>60293592
i'm behind you mate
>>60293651
Uppa U.D.A
really really need to stop drinking
>>60293610
Are they watching television debates?
>>60293625
they went dormant for a reason: because they're shit.
evian christ is far superior, stop posting retard.
>>60293678
have got liver disease from drinking get on my level
>>60293670
i'm a fenian lad
>>60293681
nope
pretty sure everything they have formed their opinions on so far is based on those leaflets that have been sent out
>>60293698
Don't want to desu
>>60293705
uppa R.A.A.D
>interview day for new candidates
>Guy walks in, looks rather posh
>"Well I graduated from the University of Birmhingam with a first in.."
>"We can end this interview here, don't call us, we'll call you"
arrogant students I swear
>>60293698
what type of liver disease?
>>60293707
They didn't get any leave leaflets?
Also why aren't you convincing them
>>60293457
what don't I understand?
AYOOOOOOOO IS DIS THE KEKOLD CENSORSHIP GENERAL?
AHAHAHAAHAHAHA NICE DICTATORSHIP
http://www.vocativ.com/325190/arrests-for-social-media-posts-surge-in-london/
AND DON'T SAY ANYTHING MEAN TO ME OR YOU'RE GETTING 30 DAYS IN JAIL
drinking a wine cooler
well it is friday somewhere LOL
>>60293741
i haven't seen any leave leaflets
and because i can't be arsed really, probably not going to be able to change their opinion on it, same as arguing about it on here changes no one's opinion
>>60293767
Glad I don't have any social media at all
Literally a ghost online
Just met an india called likmahshit haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>60293778
yeah right here, you bellend
*knocks your drink out of your hand*
https://twitter.com/bm21_grad/status/738643518160310273
>>60293693
well it was because of copyright disputes and shit
i guess it's just a difference in taste that we have, this argument is not going to go very far
In Scotland rn
>>60293866
is it alri?
finally got my mitts on proper NHS diazepam again instead of random shitty under-dosed benzos from research chem sites.
Ahhh, bliss. The ban wasn't all bad.
>>60293861
retard m8
>Poleaboos dad went to the mosque without him
Feel bad for telling him to fuck off when he tried to wake me up at noon
don't converse with him
Ignore it.
>crossdresser
>paki
>muslim
what a riot
Business idea: 3 or more of you lads come round to my house now and fuck my mouth and arse then we watch Sicario and eat trifle
>>60293920
lols what time did you go to sleep?
>>60293499
*x files theme starts playing*
*shitty movie maker text on a black background rolls in*
*is this the best proof for ghosts? you decide
Doing a tea
>>60293938
good post
>>60293898
Get prescibred dazies and lyrica 2bh.
>>60293883
Favourite place in the world
>>60293938
Who are you
Honestly can't decide if I dislike Poleaboo or the Rorke fanatics more.
>>60293991
always thought harrogate was in london lmao
Let's say you're Ned Stark, Robert's just died and Renly is urging you to accept his offer of a thousand swords to take the kingdom away from Cersei and the Lannisters, do you do it?
>>60293447
How akiny are u jesus christ lad
Some1 dox him and send his pics to his arl fella
They're well haram
>>60293981
about half past 3
Past midnight is me best opportunity to get dressed and take pics
>>60294014
Only racists and transphobic hate Poleaboo
>>60294019
>>60294030
Why don't you ask Reddit
>>60293998
hello i am me
who are you
>>60294014
why hate poleaboo la'?
> fill in the captcha
> it's accepted
> Post
> Error you have mistyped the CAPTCHA
Errrrr back off sweetie? xx
game of thrones is shit and you only watch it because your mates watch it and you don't want to be ostracised
Just conversed with God and cleansed my spirit with The Light.
Reminder to pray atleast two times a day and ask god to bless you and fill you with The Light.
having a sneaky peak
>>60294101
The TV show is shit but I read the books ten years ago before the became a big of a sensation as they are now.
>Finding out AFFC was going to be delayed and rewritten
I was pretty livid
Odds I go out and be a normie twat tonight.
Evens I stay in bed and reopen my third eye with a monstrous dose of LSD.
Doing a think
>>60293991
>halal tea
>>60294067
are you the bloke who I was going to the fleadh with
>>60294125
Fuck off idiot child
doing a poo
gonna text the wants-to-be-my-gf and see if she's going out tonight in a bit lids x
>>60294193
nope
x
someone come kill me
>>60293324
why do people actually care about this who cares if doctor who is fucking black or white or asian or mixed race
>i was reading game of thrones before it was even cool guys! honest!
>>60294218
bucks
>>60294157
me too
>I should do some washing
>I should start getting toiletries
>Should I start packing now?
>Should I get some malaria pills?
>Probably not, the nurse should tell me what I need when I see her on monday?
>Should I get a new battery for my Latitude D430 and give it to my brother, or give it to my brother as is?
>Still a bit concerned that I managed to get very diluted bleach on my face, on my shoes and on my jeans
>Dad is going to have a go at me for not doing any painting today
>he's also going to have a go at me for not looking for a job, despite only having 3 weeks between my last exam and leaving the country for two weeks on the 10th
>>60294077
why are you walking forward la'?
>>60294213
hot
Tea is absolutely disgusting and im not arsed
Coffee is the obvious choice for anyone sophisticated enough
>>60294101
Not me. I started watching it because my gf at the time is related to the guy who played Manse Rayder.
>>60294231
because the ethnicity of the main character of some dire, zombified sci-fi show is extremely important
BEESA PLAYING THE CARRY
>>60294255
why does it say 'knightsssss' at the top there?
tfw my gf has a beta orbiter that tries to message her every day
think I might send him a pic of her sucking my cock from her phone to him one day
>>60294328
Your Jar Jar Binks impression is shit mate
>>60294307
>Coffee
just how calcified is your third eye
>>60294323
exactly his whiteness has nothing to do with the plot so who gives a shit
>>60294343
do it you normie twat
ahh yes
>>60294335
???
>>60294358
why do you give a shit though?
>>60294322
literally doxed
>>60294350
I don't have milk so i'm calcium free bruv
happiest day of my life was when I finally fished enough lobbies on Karamja to buy full rune (g) and I've never come remotely close to that level of happiness since
>>60294383
So fake
>>60294347
RIME PLAYING MID
>>60294343
if she thinks of him of a beta orbiter too then he's no harm mate
definitely have not reported all of pakipoos posts
that's definitely what I have not done
I am not announcing my reporting of pakipoos smelly paki posts because that's not what I've done
;)
>>60294383
>car exploding on impact
ah yes
>>60294427
not the point tho, he annoys her and we both think it would be bantz to get him to fuck off permanently
>>60294449
snitches get stitches
>>60294451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFwVhfgLWRk
tbf
doing a smelly poo
>>60294343
Yes, I'm sure that wont backfire on you in any way.
Most embarrassing just happened to me lads.
I was walking back from ASDA with watermelon, it was in a carrier bag and as I went through a park the bag split and the watermelon fell out and cracked, spilling all over the floor.
The park was really busy and full of normies sunbathing, at least 30-40 people looked at me and I could hear laughter in all directions.
I dropped the bag and just ran off as fast as I could. Cried a bit just now reading this.
![CjqHNHSWkAAVvyK[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/zKNT8jl.jpg "CjqHNHSWkAAVvyK[1].jpg")
guess I'm voting remain then
The peepoo
>>60294531
>ASDA
Fuck off chav
>>60294231
We're a white british country and I want to see white british people on the tv
>>60294449
what's wrong with you?
What are you lads reading? I'm switching between Great Expectations and Barthe's Mythologies.
>>60294461
Bit cruel desu.
ahhhh yes
>>60294549
>look i posted it again
>>60294562
Not entirely white british though, are we?
>>60294505
motorcycles are a lot more compact than cars whose fuel tank are better isolated
you won't see several cars falling on their back and exploding at the same time
>Why of course Germans are the destroyers of Europe, therefore it's only natural to carry a strong anti-German sentiment!
>>60294383
>>60294581
why are you just reposting stuff from the front page of reddit?
>>60294531
:( that's horrible
>>60294531
Fuck off you mong stop making fake stories
Your shit tales are getting more bland and stale by the day
What next, left your keys in your car and you had to wait outside all day and all the normies were watching you??? WOw look inspiration for your next story you prick fucking runt insect shithead fuck off
>>60294613
But we should be, and we have the ability to make TV reflect that
>>60294581
Why are yanks so hysterical?
>>60294613
I haven't seen a nigger in 3 years and the only pakis I see are in the indian takeaway
>>60294272
>bleach on face
lmao
>>60294630
>he unironically goes on reddit
top kek at you
>>60294388
Reminder that Marine A murdered a man.
>Fuck off you mong stop making fake stories
>Your shit tales are getting more bland and stale by the day
>What next, left your keys in your car and you had to wait outside all day and all the normies were watching you??? WOw look inspiration for your next story you prick fucking runt insect shithead fuck off
>>60294581
can't tell if the ginger is a dude or a dudette
>>60294531
Who the fuck sunbathes in a car park? Where do you live? Banana land? Hahaha
Just saw some mong drop his watermelon in the park lads, it was fucking funny
left my keys in my car and had to wait outside all day, all the normies were watching me
proper embarrassing tbf
>>60294720
Where the fuck did I mention a car park you fucking twat?
Fuck off
Why are normies and millenials so obsessed with labeling themselves to seem cool?
Need an antiques expert gf
i was in a carrier bag all cosy like and then the retard who bought me let me crack on the floor while people laughed at him
>working at 6pm tonight
The waiting is the worst part. I can't do anything or go anywhere. I just want to get it over and done with so I can start my days off....
>>60294531
if you had a bag for life this would never have happened
Esquire has the better articles, GQ has better photography, but both are magazines that are full of unattainable lifestyle goals like £20,000 watches and shit.
For once I'd like a men's lifestyle and fashion magazine like Esq/GQ that's actually relatable.
There seems to be no middle ground between NUTS style lads mags and Esq/GQ
>>60294562
>We're a white british country and I want to see white british people on the tv
Does anyone else fedora people in real life?
Whenever someone says something cringeworth at work I picture one of the many used fedora pictures and sometimes utter 'tipped' under my breath.
HANGING OUT
>>60294787
i used to be a proper emo, dyed black hair and all
in our emo gang we used to always come together and talk about our hate of labels
How far would £27k get me in Edinburgh lads? Good salary or no?
>>60294787
because people like to discuss themselves
>>60294562
we aren't a white british country though are we
just because you want us to be a white british country, doesn't mean we are one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=renHCvVAIoI
just realised girls have to wipe even when they're just doing a wee
>>60294656
>>I haven't seen a nigger in 3 years and the only pakis I see are in the indian takeaway
Call to prayer blaring out the loudspeakers again, lads
>>60294822
Yeah I know, I paid 5p for the bag too
>>60294829
can't really see a men's magazine about dressing HM or zara and wearing swatch watches
booted up an porn
let's see how long the ol' sex drive lasts this time
>>60294383
clearly for a movie, camera can be seen top left around the 7 second mark
>>60294873
>we aren't a white british country though are we
yes we are though you delusional cuck
>>60294845
pretty good
this is my flat and I live in edinburgh on 30k
>>60294882
>buckinghamshire
Yeah right
>>60294656
Do you even leave the house?
>>60294668
Not seeing it
>>60294845
Pretty good yeah
Where do Brits go to buy spirits? What's your drink of choice?
Currently choking down some bottom shelf vodka and I'm sure to enter shitshow mode any time now
Alri lads, anyone here on universal credit?
If I work just two days a week will I be able to keep the money or will it be deducted from my bennies?
>>60294876
girls are fucking useless runts
>>60294930
there's no place like home, is there
*looks around tiny hk flat*
yes, no place like home.
>>60294935
twat
>>60294972
I buy Smirnoff vodka and have it with orange juice.
Gets me VERY drunk, I'm very liable to do sexual things when I'm drunk.
>>60294925
Strange, could've sworn I saw a load of Indians speaking English outside their house earlier. I guess it must've been that "delusion" you mentioned.
>>60294972
I apply for a skinful permit and then take that along with my alcohol credits to my local Ministry of Bevs where I get given my week's rations
>>60294934
I live in a 98% white town mate
Are your normal, everyday Chinese girls hairy down below or is this just a meme?
Is shaving your fanny pretty much just a Western thing?
accidentally fingered a fat bird last night
>>60295006
you have loads of nice scenery around you
do you never go hiking?
>>60295083
how did that happen normie twat?
>>60294972
Off licence (basically alcohol shops) or a normal shop
I very rarely drink, but if I feel like I need to drink, I'll usually get a bottle of the strongest, cheapest vodka I can get
>>60295077
So do I. I know of 1 guy in my whole town that is black and don't know of a single paki, yet I still see them every time I go to work or travel more than 20 minutes.....
>>60295083
"""accidentally"""
>>60295080
Ah yes you came to the right place to get this question answered
>>60294913
haha wow that didn't last long haha
>>60294932
Joking but Buckinghamshire is unironically quite Paki
>>60295088
i actually do go hiking, and my hk flat isn't that bad really. if you're ever in hong kong, go on the maclehose trail. it's quite nice.
>>60295106
>>60295144
she fell on my finger at the club
>>60295167
if that happened to me I would leave the club and masturbate whilst licking the finger
>>60295167
then you gave them a wiggle?
>>60295153
Knew a really fit, really posh Indian girl from bucks. She was proper mental into BDSM stuff too... Why did I let her go
Regret
>>60294925
>yes we are though you delusional cuck
ROOOOOOOO
>>60295080
>>60295146
kek'd
usually little bit of column a little bit of column b
>>60295167
yeah, sure mate
the carnies are over for tt lads
they have a stall literally called poo in the loo
i nearly fell over when i saw it desu
>>60295157
aren't those places packed though
you have like 9 billion people next to it + another 9 billion tourists
>>60295222
*strokes your hair to calm you*
What have the normies done this time?
>mfw mummy catches me talking to myself again
>>60295131
What the fuck, you need a licence to sell booze in Brtain
>>60295265
you better take a fucking picture
I'm going to India in October, can't wait to make India a white British country just because I'm there
>paki migrant logic
>image.jpg
Having one of my front bottom teeth removed due to cracking it and not being able to save it.
Gonna have a crown or veneer. What's the difference?
I have my CBT on Sunday lads
no more stagecoach
>>60295325
recursive post
>I'm going to India in October, can't wait to make India a white British country just because I'm there
