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Its to damn hot summer edition
>>29030211
Anime Lads waaaaay yeh
First for nigiihalloffame
alright lads what's everyone saying tonight?
Do you think I can become a trap and extort money from people on Twitch?
>>29030315
If this was your gf what would you even do with her for the 10% of the time that you're not between her legs?
Some of you guys are alright... don't come to the Iberian peninsula this summer.
Poleaboo is all caught up with One Piece now
Plenty of shows to watch now instead
>>29030322
Decent post
Would prefer the pic next to Poleaboo to be replaced by a white lad as race is not relevant to his "character"
>>29030353
What I'm sayin is "tfw no bf" senpai
Are we getting new banners? I can't ever remember seeing this one before
>>29030315
What is this beautiful lady name?
>>29030425
Don't make me feel that feel you bitch
Say I'm going to start my own imageboard, what topics would you like to see?
>>29030437
op image guy made it a few days ago
>>29030368
You're gorgeous hun, go for it
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
laughing hard lads
>25.5c in room right now
fuck life.
>tfw wearing a jumper and still comfy
Poleaboo is wondering if he should eat more
Today he has had
>Cereal
>Banana
>Packet of Crisps
>Lasagne
Not exactly hungry but I'm not full either, feel like eating
>>29030795
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LEYqVvDKsM
fucking hell, why are we Brits cucked with shit accents
If Elon Musk is correct and we're living in a simulated cosmos, why don't they just simulate me a girlfriend? Would it really be such an inconvenience?
>>29030913
Eat more and squat, get that feminine physique and something I can grab on to.
Watching an old episode of Embarrassing Bodies whilst eating some pickled onions
Haven't regulared /r9k/ in general since January. What's with the massive influx of trips?
>>29030980
There's none ITT bro, looks like britfeel wins again
>>29030913
No, you're a fat bastard Poleaboo. Everyone knows that being a fat trap doesn't work.
I'd recommend purging if you want to eat more, just like the lovely Tilde
warm in my room this evening lads.
about to pour another cold one
>tfw waiting for winter again
>>29030913
What the fuck are you talking about
That's not far off being sedentary maintenance
>>29030945
>>29031030
ok, I promise to eat anything until tomorrow morning
>tfw I have a 12 hour path of exile marathon before moving houses, then another 62 hours to go
Debating if I should get a pepejohns pizza since I have a 50% off voucher now, but I have to move houses and have too much shit as it is.
Maybe ill just make some oatmeal with 5 scoops of protein powder to last me till then.
>>29030406
>Would prefer the pic next to Poleaboo to be replaced by a white lad as race is not relevant to his "character"
LOL shut up paki
>>29031172
So I shouldn't eat any more?
It wasn't a large slice of lasagne
Is there any actual confirmation or proof that the picture of "Poleaboo" is actually him?
I always thought he was the guy squatting on the desk with the monitor that read "I have severe depression and want to kill myself every day".
>>29031218
If you're not hungry don't eat. Isn't Ramadan coming up soon anyway? Good chance for you to develop an eating disorder
>>29031235
Poleaboo is the guy in the Abrakebabra shop in the OP image
>>29031259
Yeah I know that's what people say but where did that image come from? It's not timestamped.
>>29031218
How about you go visit /fit/ for dietary advice o hoe to get the body you want? Rather than asking the retards who will have no idea
People like you do my fucking head in. Complaining that you're overweight or underweight and yet never count your fucking calories
>>29031276
I dunno, but I remember him complaining about it a long time ago so I think it's legit.
>>29030211
I TOLD YOU TO FIX THE PIXELATION ON GLOBE MAN
>>29031282
Fuck off charlie you fucking normalshite
>>29031193
Hey I'm moving out next week as well. Would be a lot easier if I had a car tbqh.
I'd go for the pizza lad
>>29031374
rent a van m8
>>29031282
>visit /fit/ for dietary advice
>>29031319
He said he'd rather not be featured in the OP
On that note can we add a detective sniffing around the kebab shop?
>>29031390
Yea that's what I'm looking into. Looking for something cheap because I hear they can rip you off
>>29031407
I want to fugg that rabbit
>>29030650
Hatsune Miku's oc underpants
>tfw having to shake all the cans on your desk to find the one that still has some in
>tfw none of them do
>really wanna stick my dick in something
Any takers?
Lads post the waifus. How's our day been?
>>29031632
That depends on how your dick is desu
>>29031632
I...I'll accept senpai
>>29031632
I get that same feeling but I have realised I never will and have accepted that
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36445522
lol what a lad
I'm out of beer and I'm not even drunk and its half nine.
Should I go back to the same shop for more beer?
Any other lads
>/messedupandit'salltheirfault/?
Probably the worst feel
>>29031807
Yes lad. Get some 'col down ya gullet
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LqLqlJ114lk
tfw your music taste isn't normie friendly
>>29031807
Yes but don't be late for the movie lad
>>29031826
>>29031897
But the cute guy will probably recognise me and make me feel like a looser
>>29031924
Offer to stick your dick in his mouth
Boys can't resist
>>29031718
Hai
3701
>>29031924
desu lad the guy will judge you matter what, whether your buying booze or bog roll. Just go and buy some drink
Is nigii in the hall of fame yet?
>>29031967
He's disqualified on the basis of not actually being British.
>>29031955
I have that exact Fender Mustang just without the painted red headstock that Azusa has.
>>29031980
He's disqualified because he's a fucking melt.
>>29031985
A Fender JP one?
>>29031966
Buying booze twice, on a friday night, and all alone is way worse than admitting that I, like everybody else poop
>>29031946
In all likelihood he is straight and even if he wasn't
Took a load of valium earlier and passed out, wide awake now and going to have to endure a long night of doing nothing, pisstake
>>29032001
Yup it's a 1968 reissue i's prty good
>>29032034
you deserve it for being a degenerate
>>29032066
Did you get it shipped from Japan? How much did it cost?
>tfw no moth gf
>>29032010
I went into the same shop 3 times in a day lad, i don't care what can they say to me? "thanks for giving me money for the third time"
>>29032107
The cashier is getting the same money regardless
Did starship troopers win? I can't even be there when my film wins. I hope you all enjoy it
:'(
>>29032083
Ok mate, thanks for the ipnut
>>29032107
But I want to at least pretend he doesn't think I'm a retard.
buying alcohol twice is different to buying other goods three times; it makes me look like a right loser
>>29032086
Second hand from some American guitar store it was about 650 fucking quid yet that's actually quite good for a japanese reissue
>>29031980
How am I not british?
>>29032171
JUST FUCKING GO, YOU WILL REGRET IT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
So I decided to go to blackpool with my parent today. but didn't take rite camera so couldn't take pics, so I decided to draw what I saw.
this actually happened.
Fell asleep and didn't get my food shop in.
I don't want to starve or spend 10 pound on a shitty pizza.
I've got fuck all in the house,
>>29032218
Because you're a paki, we've already been over this. Stop trying to convince everyone otherwise.
>>29030842
Cuck, been 15 degrees here day, 10 at night.
>>29032218
Alright, this is getting poleaboo desperate now. Let's wrap it up pal, last orders yeah?
HOW AM I NOT FUCKING BRITISH ANSWER ME!
REEE
>>29032261
i.m not poleaboo look white hand
>>29031844
Amelie is normie as fuck.
>>29032218
Has anyone got the unruined version of this?
>>29032232
this happened also
ADD ME TO IT
ADD ME TO ITADD ME TO IT
OCE
>>29031844
Amelie is the normiest of norm films. Soundtrack is alright though
>>29032419
Why lucky charms seems prty american
>>29032444
there is always gypsy trying to sell lucky charms
>>29032441
>>29032337
I haven't seen the movie but im enjoying the music
>>29032472
You can buy them in Tescos but they are like 6 quid a box yeesh
>>29032362
at >>29030322
don't ask me who any of them are though, i only know thanks to this
Going bald lads. Should I end it?
Kind of wish needless tripcunts would fuck off 2bh
Nobody likes /personalityfeel/ especially when you're forcing it
>>29032630
How bad is it lad? Take a pic.
>>29032630
Shave it all off mate. Don't leave it until you get a hair island.
>>29032661
>needless tripcunts
You mean entertainment.
>>29032630
>tfw have had a receding "M" hairline all my life and a brick to the head when picking up conkers with my friends as a child left me with a bald spot in a space where this excuse would sound like I'm just in denial
>>29032661
What is the point of a soap opera with no characters?
>>29032690
I tried, I can't bear to look at it.
>>29032711
it's more thinning than receding. Not sure if I'm ready to take the plunge.
Poleaboo is going to have to stop posting on /brit/ for a month, he keeps getting banned for ban evasion
Watching $5 wrestling now
It was at this point that I realised /britfeel/ had become a joke.
I quietly closed the tab and sighed.
BREAKING NEWS:
KENTANON CONFIRMED FEMALE
>>29032821
That's right mate, just walk away and don't contribute. It's your fault as much as anyone's.
>>29031718
whyfoo, need to quit smoking lads my heart feels funny lately.
>Nigii is that new jacket faggot
Actually I take it back, you're not a cool tripfag an annoying cunt with a shot gimmick
You're not even british
Fucking hell, lads
I think Poleaboo is gonna break and get that takeaway
>>29032979
What's the movie link?
>maga hat came in the post
>gonna wear it out in manchester tomorrow
Nobodies gonna punch me are they?
>>29033168
Depends
What's a maga hat
>>29033069
>tfw you order a pizza and ask them not to put on a topping but they put it on anyway but it turns out pretty decent
>>29033168
I was almost attacked for saying I would vote ukip in the fucking euro elections
>>29033085
You mean the rabb.it link? Here, anon.
https://rabb.it/michael.13.36
>>29033168
Mate is there any chance you are interested in gay sex this weekend? I am in London but could drive up to Manchester.
It's so tough to get laid with women.
Just been banned I now have no reason to live
nigii i've already done this bit to greater effedct in the thread look it up you might learn something
What did he mean by this?
>>29033725
>Just been banned I now have no reason to live
End yourself
>>29033725
Kill yourself, from everyone in movie night.
>>29033204
poleaboo did that once, decided to never get takeaway again
>>29033777
>
EVERYONE??
EVEN KENT!!
>>29033760
IT MEANT I'VE PRETEND TO BE MULTIPLE PEOPLE IN THE THREAD BEFORE AND TO BETTER EFFECT
>>29033809
That was someone else, I was only newjacketanon and nigii untill he got banned
CAN YOU ALL STOP DRIVING LIKE FUCKING CUNTS.
WE ARE ONE
WE ARE LEGION
BRITFEEL IS DEAD NOW
I RULE THESE ENDZ
JUST GONNA SPAM UNTILL I GET BANNED FROM HERE AS WELL RIGHT?
STARSHIP TROOPERS WAS SHIT DESU
>>29033911
The reason you got banned is because you tried to make it about you and then sperged out when people didn't go along with it.
>>29033954
sorry for ruining the chat
Its ok cause I can still watch the film
>>29033954
That's depressing.
What's the film? Will probably join in whenever I get a new laptop
Poleaboo is back from the takeaway
He went to get a kobedi on naan (3.20)
The bother at the counter told him they had none left and if he'd like a seek on naan instead (3.00)
Poleaboo agreed but when he collected his order he was given asked to pay for a DOUBLE seek on naan (4.00)
Bit miffed, ruined my diet
Woman with a dog held her dog back for me to pass
I looked down and muttered thanks
She said "it's okay", though I'm not sure if she was talking to me or the dog
Streets were pretty empty
I followed this white guy for a bit, he kept looking over his shoulder, he was terrified of me
>>29034068
Starship Trooper's
pretty shit selection to be honest
tfw want to open window but there's a spiderbro chilling next to it
>>29034074
What the fuck is a seek or a kobedi? I've been to loads of kebab shops and indian places up and down the country and never seen them on a menu. Is this a special paki takeaway only for pakis that you went to?
>>29034168
It's lamb, it's in the shape of a cylinder with a whole through the middle
>>29034140
Ergh
Is that the one with the bugs? Pretty shit film tbqh
THE SHOUT VS NIGII STORY JUST TOOK A NEW TURN
SHOUT MADE A MULTIPLE ACCOUNT TO ATTACK NIGII AND GET HIM BANNED, HE ALSO GOT EVERYONE IN MOVIE NIGHT TO ATTACK ME.
I WAS SHOCKED AND SCARED, AND IT CAN ONLY BE DESCRIBED AS
RAPE
THATS RIGHT, IM A RAPE SURVIVER.
I WAS MOSTLY SHOCKED BY GORILLA, HE WAS ALWAYS CLOSE WITH ME AND I NEVER THOUGHT HE WOULD TURN ON ME LIKE THAT.
POLEABOO REMAINED SILENT AND KENT ASKED THEM TO STOP BUT OTHER THAN THAT I HAD NO HELP.
BUT NONE THE LESS, I AM GOING TO FIGHT THIS.
FROM NOW ON FRIDAY NIGHTS IS NIGIIS MOVIE NIGHT
PASSWORD IS KENTISMYWAIFU
YES!
#UNITED
YOU GUYS TOOK IT TO FAR
#UNITED
>>29034444
why are you so obsessed with Kent?
COULD NOT OF PUT IT BETTER MYSELF
#UNITED
Nigii, I don't post here much but every time I've looked at this thread over the last few days you've been making a post on average every 10 minutes at all hours of the day
Are you OK?
Just masturbated 6 times since 5 o'clock. Why the fuck am I this disgusting?
>>29034505
Because Kent is the one good man left on r9k.
>>29034523
I AM NOT OK
>the movie night I miss is my film
>the movie night I miss is the night they drive a tripfag to desperate attention whoring
Keep your mitts off Kentanon. He's my m8 not yours
>>29034996
The Father Ted double is about to start, if anybody's interested.
>>29034601
>I AM NOT OK
Isn't that a crappy song ?
Nigii just fuck off
>the left wing have realise they can't actually win the argument so now they are trying to claim no one can know anything and all facts are wrong so you must stay in
>>29035480
>left wing have realise they can't actually win the argument so now they are trying to claim no one can know anything and all facts are wrong so you must stay in
>>29030650
/twinkboys/
>>29035497
>getting paid by the EU to shitpost on 4chan
How do I get such a job?
Getting really annoyed with Nigii now
The ignore user function is so useful on here
Well, considering I've always posted anon, I'm not entirely sure what he's "assumed"
>>29034514
Rape "survivor" doesn't make any fucking sense. The basis of rape isn't someone trying to kill someone
>>29035646
Rape is worse than murder
>>29035497
Nice argument there buddy
How stupid.
This is original.
sup britbots, anyone still awake?
Just lied to Nigii about being his friend
LEL!
isn't there a Jason statham film that has a similar film to this?
>>29035480
>left wing
>David Cameron
I think you mean globalisto mate
KentAnon is being a cunt to Nigii, I am just thinking to myself.
>>29035739
Yeah. Bit sleepy desu
A boy has no name
>>29035783
left wing is a nice way of saying communist retard
why you trying to sabotage it man
we got something good going
not necessary
>>29035838
>communist
>David Cameron
I wot m8
>>29035907
Yep, globalist cunt who believes in the destruction of culture and religion to merge with a super state
supporters of the EU are communists by definition.
>decide to finish part one of JoJo before calling it a day
>it's already 1
>>29035958
Calm down peter
>>29030211
Someone tell me everything I need to know about going to pubs with a mate any unspoken rules or tips
>>29031718
I would really like to cuddle up with her and never have to get up
>>29036105
Go to the bar, order a drink, pay then take it and sit down somewhere.
Proud of how quickly I became britfeels most hated namefag
>>29036183
It's adorable that you thinkthis
Britfeel is burning to the ground, I want to go to bed and wake up tomorrow to find this has all just been a terrible dream.
>>29036375
Just got to ignore them and they go away
>>29036538
Who tripfags?
they are aannoying
>>29036578
nice try mate wrong trip
Tripfags make me angry and I get so angry I feel sick ;___;
Put me down like ol yeller
just started drinking lads
>>29036737
Same lad
Drinking absinthe like an edgy bohemian
Whats with all the tripfag cancer?
>>29036737
What you drinking m8?
>>29036900
init
cant fucking stand it lad
>>29036737
avin' a pint of bitter yeh?
>>29036952
>>29036977
poofy cider
feel free to bully me for it
i deserve it
just like the taste desu
You're all complainimg about tripfags while there isn't any?
>>29037053
Put your trip back on mate
>>29035739
Fuck off bacon-chan
and yes. I am still concious.
>>29037041
You a serious gamer mate?
>>29037221
I gamed on speed once. I am now global elite on CS:GO.
>>29037041
Kopparberg is lovely mate, nothing to be embarrassed about. Most 'manly' drinks taste like shit anyway
>>29037235
That's exactly why their manly, you repress the disgust and displeasing sensation.
>>29037234
Can you show me your ways?, im sure i have speed somewhere
>>29037221
yeah sort of
play about 6 -10 hours a day of the same game
was on a pro team for a certain xbox one game for about a week until i couldn't handle the intensity and seriousness of it compared to being just an online warrior
>>29037235
>>29037292
yeah, apparently any drink that taste nice is unmanly
the more bitter and harsh on your throat the more manly it seem
>>29037235
>>29037292
Reminder that vodka is always the best drink
>>29037322
what was the game senpai?
>>29037376
doxable information desu
sorry lad
>>29036065
What a beautiful creature. He was one of the people that shifted me to the right.
Decided to stop spamming these threads, start working again next week and it was really annoying to begin with anyway.
Didnt mean to ruin your thread.
Im still gonna post every once in a while, but no more spamming.
>>29037505
REJOICE. THE QUALITY OF THE THREAD HAS RETURNED!
>>29037540
I wasn't that bad, people love to overreact.
>>29037505
>>29037560
All tripfags are cancer please leave and kill yourself
>>29037610
All 4chan users are virgins faggots, maybe you should kys as well.
>>29037560
You trip comes up 40 times in a 216 post thread. That's 18% of the entire thread, orientated on a single guy with the thread having 36 individual IPs.
>>29037652
Proud of that, plus I scared of all the other tripfags.
Also there is two people using this trip. Anyway I thought you guys wanted me to stop posting
>>29037631
This projecting senpai
>>29037652
>>29037691
41/218*100 = 18.8. You're average per IP is 6%
aka, you are flooding the board with 313% more shitposting than any other user's average.
>>29037041
>xfinity
fuk of ynk leol
>>29037757
not a yank lad
just the ad on the stream i'm watching
>>29037785
wot camera/phone did you take that pic with m8
>>29037733
>>29037652
Anon did the maths.
>>29037720
Damn straight
>>29037733
And? True robot. I hope I am remembered when I leave, I put a lot of effort in. Also I don`t just mean i'm not tripfagging, im gonna be to busy to post on 4chan at all. For a while anyway. Look back and realise I wasnt that bad senpai.
(Anyone posting from now on is not the original nigii, even if they use the right trip) Ask for one of the clothes as proof, maybe I can come back in summer.
Goodbye friends.
>>29037822
You will be forgotten.
>>29037801
why do u ask m8
>>29037842
yeah, stick around longer so everyone remembers mate >>29037822
>>29037853
its a really good pic
>>29037881
I was thinking that, good quality.
>>29037881
it's a iphone 5 or 5s
too drunk to remember the exact model sorry
>>29037919
How many kopperbergs you on senpai
>>29037999
t-three
very much a lightweight desu
at least it's more frugal
bit late, what're you boys doing
>>29038061
Waiting to be tired.
anyone else been on the community work programme with the job centre?
working 30 hours, 4 hours jobsearch and fortnightly signing on kill me
>>29038076
have a song boss, and take a dose of comfy thoughts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rwi9fBF4H_U
>>29038122
Listening to this right now, I'll try yours in a bit.
>>29038155
you forget a link or something, you fucking nigger?
>>29038155
Whoops, must be more tired than I realised.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WwIR8iWCCU
Just chainsmoked 5 cigs in my mums house and am now on my second bottle of warm strawberry lemonade arizona.
decent night
>>29038043
Gotta build up that tolerance senpai, start on the vodka
>>29038172
adam sandler has converted, mashallah
Its Saturday already
>>29038337
nah
only time i drink vodka i downed a litre really fast and ended up on a drip in hospital
will stick to poofy cider ty v. much
>>29038426
I remember when I was 15 my mates made me down 2 litres of rum, strawberry creme, white whine, vodka and fruit cockatail. Grimiest thing Ive ever tasted but I managed to do it. Should of seen there faces. Spent the next day non stop vomiting though. Taught me to never mix drinks
Anyone still here?
Thread is quiet.
>>29038337
Don't start on vodka. That's like firing .22 and going straight to 20mm.
>>29030211
You bongs are hilarious. I lived in England for a few years and my mum told me if it got to 25 degrees people would literally go lie down in the fountain outside her work at lunch because it was too hot.
TWENTY FUCKING FIVE. wew
>>29038750
Way to warm desu
>>29038672
im here and v. drunk lad
wuu2
>>29038779
Tidying my room and very sober unfortunately.
>>29038819
wish i had the motivation to tidy mine
where do you get urs from?
>>29038833
its a 4m by 4m room so it had to be done. Just made a late night snack
>>29039105
nice
what u havin la
