Join me and become a pawn for me to use in order to take over this board.
Or don't and find out what happens to the filthy roaches who oppose me.
Sure, I'll "join" you. You're dancing on my strings, so why wouldn't I?
You think I'm just a pawn in your games.
Hey guys! What are we doing? Can I help?
>>29007553
>he is not aware of the strings controlling him
It's sad that you think you are the end of the line. You are just a roach with pretensions.
>>29007575
I'm creating a hivemind out of this board, or should I say, you roaches are creating it for me.
>>29007553
What a vivid imagination you have, roach.
Just remember that even if a pawn becomes a king, it is still merely a playing piece.
>you're nothing but a game to him
>youre only purpose is to act as his pawn
>>29007660
>>29007660
Sounds great! Just let me know what I can do to help!
>>29007826
Oh yeah?
*Eyes glow red*
*Levitating*
Choose your next words carefully.
>>29008366
Okay, how about you start by creating a NEET thread for me.
It'll be vital in dividing the filthy wagecuck roaches and then driving them out.
Report to me when you're done, roach!
>>29008414
You're acting just as I had planned, roach.
Dance for me as I pull your strings!
>>29007507
>>29007553
>>29008480
SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU INTJ PIECES OF SHIT. YOUR FUCKING ROOMS ARE ALREADY RIGGED WITH POOPOO AND PEEPEE BOMBS.
A NEW ERA IS BEGINNING WHERE NO ONE SHALL RULE, YOUR HIVEMIND SHALL FALL UNDER AN ONSLOUGHT OF CHAOS AND ANARCHY. WE SHALL ENSLAVE THE MOTHERS FOR TENDIES AND KILL THE NORMIES. RAPE THEIR STACIES AND BURN THEIR CHADS.
BETA UPRISING NOW!
>>29008504
BETA UPRISING NOW
LEADERS SHALL FALL
DEAR MUMMY I'M OF TO WAR
DON'T TOUCH MY SHIT YOU STUPID WHORE
HAVE SOME TENDIES FOR WHEN I RETURN
OR ELSE YOU'LL END UP IN AN URN
>>29008504
Hahahahah! Very amusing, roach.
Unfortunately though it is too late for you, you are already caught up in the strings.
>mfw people in this thread think they're at the top of the chain
>mfw people in this thread don't even realize they've been hooked
>mfw people in this thread are like dogs to me, performing tricks for my amusement
>>29007660
I like the way you're speaking to me. I will do what you ask.
>>29008555
BURN
BURN
BURN
Could you please kill off some of these pawns already?
HE THINKS HES SMART
HE THINKS IM A ROACH
WE'LL SEE HOW HE LIKES IT
WHEN I RIP OUT HIS THROAT
HE HAS NO WRINKLES
HE'S GONE INSANE
NOW POOPOO AND PEEPEE
IT SHALL RAIN
SO GRAB YOUR WEAPONS
FELLOW BETAS
FOR THE WAIFUS
THEY SHALL NOT DEFEAT
THE TIME IS NOW
TO MURDER THESE WHORES
BETA UPRISING
I'LL BEAT YOUR SCORE
>>29008588
Yes, my roach.
See >>29008480
You shall be spared when I truly awaken, pawn.
>>29008644
YOU THINK YOU KNOW POWER, SORCERER?
>>29008592
THEY SHALL ALL BURN IN THE FIRE OF OUR RAGE
Try it.
Wuddya gon do bully me to daeath?
I can just turn the computer off.
>>29008480
Can do boss!
Glad to help!
>>29008849
Thats Lord Hijak to you, roach.
>>29008480
Ok all done, boss! Hope it's good enough!
>>29008887
ol hijak wouldn't hurt a fly but he'll crush a roach.
take your anti-psychotics. delusions of grandeur are hilarious to assholes like me but I feel bad for your family.
>>29008932
It is now your duty to make that thread every day, pawn
Whatever you do, make sure the roaches don't catch on.
Okie dokie, boss!
Just glad to help out.
shut up you INTJ faggot
>>29007660
Did someone say roaches?29007660
As this board degrades in quality, the unfortunate events weave the tapestry of chaos and nihilism.
Dance roaches! Dance!
Glory in 30
One by one the roaches fall prey to the string of parasite, a thoughtful meal I absorb their knowledge.
no strings none of them fall my little puppets dance, dance for eternity!
The god of kek is but my servant, a pawn sent to control your minds.
>>29007507
Theme music for this thread:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_e4YX73Ww4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4haxYBScI
>Beta uprising
>Roach?
>Get over here.
>Dance.
>No! DANCE!
>That's a good boy.
Master how did you feel about my posts in the fembot threads? Are you pleased?
>>29010040
Yes, roach, you served your purpose well.
Now all that's left is for my anime posting roach to join us...
Hi friends what's goin on in this thread?
>>29010439
>9000hourinphotoshop.jpg
kek
>>29010439
Uhhhhh... who is this roach?
>>29007634
No, you're dancing on my strings and I can prove it you pathetic little roach
>>29010299
But, master, I AM the anime poster.
>all this autism
Jesus Christ
>>29010559
Oh, not bad, roach!
But if you try anything like that again I'll end your pathetic life!
also give me a full report on your progress today.
>>29010566
What's up summer fag? how was middle school this semester?
You have my attention, Hijak. But why should I, the cereal guy, trust you? Can you convince me to join your cause, by means other than threats?
>>29010618
I've been keeping the fembot feels and malebots ask fembot threads from falling to page 10.
The former I've been working on since last night. My (You) yields were better than I had projected. Some replies even came after I thought the post had been buried by the amount of posts in the thread.
>>28986859
>>28986859
>>28987314
>>28992400
>>29005404
I've also samefagged and whiteknighted a couple of times for good measure.
I kept the other thread going by replying multiple times to the same post with differing opinions.
Hijak is a deceiver! I am the one who shall restore /r9k/ to it's rightful glory.
