Let's all come in here and talk about being NEET!
Even I, the great puppet master Hijak, am a NEET!
Not a great start. Not even a good start.
>>29008887
Hi there! I sure do feel comfy right now.
I also have no problem with wagefriends. We are all robots in the end!
You have 3 minutes until the cummie bombs explode
>Dirty Bomb mission counter just resetted
>gonna grind another hour
I don't even like this game
I quit my job & been a neet for almost a week now, been laying in my for most of the time
>>29008975
Comfy as hell, brother
how long have you all been NEET balls for? i've just passed the 2 year mark
Neet life is hell, I have no money and my life is empty and meaningless, the only thing I can afford to do is sit on my computer all day every day doing the same thing over and over. I sometimes dress up and then wander shopping malls or supermarkets just to be around people, at least when I had a job I could talk to people and sometimes go on vacation trips to see new things. This sucks, why did I fall into this trap.
>>29009074
>why did I fall into this trap
because you suck
kys
or get a hobby
Ah yes, I have all the free time in the world!
I feel bad for those wagecuckies and there meaningless lives.
>>29009063
I was NEET for a little over 3 years until March of 2015. I was very close to killing myself before I got my job, but hey, the first 2 years of NEETdom were great. It was that last year that really got me. I had to move in with my cousin and aunt (who are both obese, sloppy hoarders). The house was infested with cockroaches and rats, the dogs outside were infested with ticks, there was moldy dairy products in the fridge that were kept next to fresh meat.
It got to the point to where I was so uncomfortable and on-edge, I forced myself to get a job just so I could move out of that hellhole. My aunt has since been diagnosed with diabetes, as has my cousin. Makes me sad but glad
I wan to kill myself!
Honestly why haven't fast-food chains automated all their work yet? It is a PR thing?
>>29009063
7 years and still enjoying it.
>>29009300
They still need cooks, a manager, and someone to clean the kitchen once the restaurant closes. But yeah I'm looking forward to when you don't even have to talk to someone at the drive-thru, and you can just press buttons instead
> all my bills are paid
> I just want to die
>>29008887
how the fuck do you get neetbux?
I just graduate college with no job offers. I have no idea what to do with my life. Just fuck my shit in please? Or, tell me how to live a NEET life.
>>29009427
be retarded. are you retarded anon?
>>29009478
>be a good boy
>be good to mommy
>get tendies
>>29009427
You have to be on the autism spectrum. If not that, you need to be physically disabled. If not THAT, you need to get a psychologist to sign off on you being mentally inefficient and unable to work.
Odds are, you're just a lonely man who is too lazy to work and too scared to deal with people day to day. That will change once you get a job, trust me. The first paycheck helps remind you why being NEET was awful in the first place.
NEET for 4 years and borderline hikki
lifes pretty okay I guess
>>29009074
some people just aren't made for the NEET lyf
You just sometimes have to being temporarily employed to revaluate your NEET life. That's what happened to me.
Also, tfw your parents are OK with you being NEET as long as you have something to do.
>>29009541
>something to do
tell me about it
>>29009541
I was employed for six weeks last year. It was awful, I couldn't wait to get back to the neet life
I want to kill myself every day more and more.
Working isnt fun, being a NEET isnt fun either. Life is suffering, death is a release.
>>29009627
>death is a releaseplot twist: it gets worse
Who else /fell for the NEET meme/ here? I just want something to do during the day. Shitposting, reading, gaymen and fapping can only sate my boredom so long.
>tfw going for evening run when wagecucks are busy mowing their lawns with their limited hours of freedom
>>29009516
Yea...you're right :( WOW NOT ORIGINAL
>>29009664
get a hobby looser
a real hobby, more than escapism
>>29008887
let's be honest.
Being a NEET is the worst possible outcome of lving.
>>29009737
Being a prisoner sounds much worse
>inb4 3 meals a day
>inb4 rec time
Nah fuck that, I would hate to be NEET, but I would hate even more to be stuck in prison
>>29009799
>wagies are so cucked they actually think having unlimited free time is a bad thing
>>29009664
>>29009737
>>29009799
>>29009074
>he doesnt know what to do with his time without Mr. Goldstein telling him
>>29009901
>he enjoys not having any responsibilities
>he enjoys being a leech on society
I've been a Neet throughout May.
Now I've got a job.
It takes some time to get there so I'm busy more then 12 hours a day. But soon I'll be able to get a car so my travel time will be cut in half.
Feels good to earn a living wage.
How does one become a NEET
Oreganilio familia
>>29010190
Drop out of school, quit your job.
Use your free time for fuck-all
>>29010235
Yeah but how do I get NEETbux
I feel like it's been 2 months but it's been 6 months
I'm too insecure to get a job.
>you dont choose neet, neet chooses you
>>29008887
Sry anon, i dont have much time, since i have to go to work tomorrow to finish my 40hr week (;
NEET life is best life
Just finished catching up on my airing anime and watched a movie, now I'm going to go exercise and take a shower after, then I'll probably game with some friends or pick up something to eat
They need actual humans because normies seem to love basic interactions that mean nothing
