r9k can we have an oddfeels thread?
>tfw will never be a German soldier dying for the fatherland
>>28888777
>tfw you can't curb stomp the nigger trying to fuck your daughter and be praised for doing it
> you will never have a gf
> you will never get 7 8s in a post
>Tfw youll never be a pirate on a ship that has a midget working on it.
>>28888848
> you will never get 7 8s in a post
i will though
>>28888881
w e w
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almost
>>28888881
sorry anon
wew original
>tfw will never live a life in a cottage in the English countryside
>will never be dressed in a wool jumper, wool tunic and wool trousers with wellington boots underneath
>will never spend all day hunting rabbits with a shotgun and having a chat with the neighbours
>will never go to the pub and have a drink with some friends, then sing a pub song and have sex with the landlords daughter
watch all of this, it's my dream:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xx70L_wBZB8
hold me lads
>>28888777
>tfw you'll never be 21 and in love
>You will never be a 20 year old US soldier in ww2 killing Nazis and fucking qt french girls while getting wasted on the SS commanders stock of wines
>>28888888
woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow checked nice job god of gets
>self-hating tranny
>tfw not being tortured by the nazi ss for being a disgusting degenerate
Even if they don't rape me, just beating me would be ok
>>28888777
I know these feels.
I just want to cleanse our glorious lands of taint and impurities.
>tfw have femdom fetish but know strong women only exist in fiction
>>28888989
replying to myself, another feel:
>tfw will never be an Anglo Saxon in Northumbria, living off the land with my family
>will never spend all day hunting with a bow, fishing, learning to swordfight and smoking cannabis
>will never walk home from the day in a primordial forest, that has been there since the start of time
>will never thank the gods and give a blessing
>will never come back to a thatched home in the clearing of a cottage
>will never walk in to a long fire in the middle with beds all around
>will never take off your woolen trousers, tunic, cloak, leather turnshoes and linen shirt
>will never get on a rug and sleep with your wife
All of my autistic fantasies involve rural life and the wilderness
>>28889268
will post some more images
>>28888777
>tfw you desire neither femdom nor to dominate a woman but to have an equal partner to wrestle with and bantz with
I guess I'm basically wishing for a guy but I'm not gay so oh well
>>28889284
very original anglo saxon content
>>28889253
You'd be surprised at what's out there
>>28889307
original anglo saxon picture
>>28888777
>tfw you will never die for the God Emperor of Mankind as humanity makes its last, desperate stand against the Ruinous Powers, the all-consuming Tyranids, and the undying mechanical horror of the Necrons
>nobody will ever have the honor of appreciating my genius
i unironicly get this feel from time to time wtf is wrong with me
multple numbers,qunts and trips everywhere
>>28889337
>you will never replace your inferior organic flesh to become closer with the Omnissiah
>you will never engage in glorious conquest, crushing your foes beneath the steel treads of your holy machina
>you will never wield technology so advanced, it's nearly indistinguishable form magic
>you will never gun down xenos, heretics and mutants alike
>allies bearing the Emperor's banners will never step aside as your gargantuan war machines thunder across the hellscapes of battle, laying ruin to those they struggled to fend off with their inferior technology
Glory to the Machine God
>>28888777
>tfw you'll never give your last breath at Stalingrad knowing that you fought and lost, but you still tried
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCfp56X-D6c
Why aren't >>28888777 and >>28889207 killing >>28889156
>>28889455
Is there a more based fictional universe?
Well, I guess we only have to wait another 38,000 years...
>you will never be a 6'8 bearmode warrior in the middle-age
>you'll never make a living pillaging villages and fucking village girls with your band
>You will never have a big dumb shonen adventure with your friends where you take out a big bad guy with the power of friendship and your ultimate form
Why was I even born
>>28889587
>you will never be a bloodthirsty berserker, burning, raping, and pillaging every settlement you come across
>>28889624
This is exactly what I wanted to say but I had no words for it
>>28889253
I know this feel all too well
>Tfw no stronk barbarian GF to hold you down and have her way with you
>>28889624
>you will never be a member of the Imperial Guard, perishing to defend humanity from berserkers.
>actually look forward to working constructing and doing some farming over the summer on my grandfathers lot in the middle of nowhere Montana
>feel more content there than university or my normal job
>tfw this is the lifestyle mankind has rejected
>>28889762
It's not that we've rejected it, we've just replaced people like you with machines.
>tfw you won't live to see the singularity and form a bond with your new bionic limbs and attachments
>tfw you won't be apart of the biggest divide in Human history, augs on one side, pures on the other
>>28889762
you should read "industrial society and it's future"
shows that traditional life such as building and labour is a lot better mate
>>28889844
As someone working hard to dive into the biotech fields, I can predict events like this will happen in our lifetimes.
There are already purists protesting neurally-integrated prosthetic limbs. Cyborgs are already real, and will become more "mainstream" in perhaps 10 or so years. People will soon wish to replace their limbs just as much as I want to.
Soon, my friend.
Soon.
>>28889926
Are you a transhumanist then my friend? I really want it to happen in my lifetime, then I can die happy knowing that the human race can finally advance from its stale form.
>>28889874
Already have, my dude. Already have.
>>28889926
>tfw transhumanist tranny
>don't believe in 'girl trapped in a boy's body' bullshit but just want to have control over my body and be who I want and not what nature decided I should be>also want to be in cybernetic special forces or swat
How long until I can be pic related?
>>28890020
my nigga
original ted comment
>>28888777
>tfw you will never live in a tribal germanic society
I feel this feel every day. I look outside and I see our lands occupied by christians and muslims, who have absolutely no respect for our culture and say that WE are the ones that don't belong here. I can't handle this feel anymore.
>tfw i will never be shanty man in the age of sail
>>28889965
Transhumanist to the core. I've devoted my life towards working to help make it real.
I'll be spending a quarter of my human lifespan in school, and the rest in hospitals applying my craft.
Though, I don't exactly plan on dying anytime soon. Nobody should have to live as life as short as under 100 years when there's so much we've yet to experience.
>>28890024
I'm not sure. Brain transplants are very far off. Focus resides around robotic limbs & synthetic organs for now. I imagine sometime in our lifetime, cosmetic surgery and synthetic grafts will advance enough to provide satisfactory results towards individualism. May not be the kickass mostly-robotic bodies we all want, but it'll be pretty close I imagine.
Maybe one day, I'll be the one operating on you, installing my own designs.
>>28890081
my nigga
German-Anglo Saxon alliance when?
I just want to live in a tribe with my kin. Read my post above.
>you will never be a young Jedi apprentice
>you will never arrive on Coruscant to attend the Jedi temple
>you will never try to trick your master and run out to fool around with a qt togruta apprentice
>have to meet her in secret when your both fighting on Geonosis
might be a little.. specific
>>28889322
literally one in a million tho
>>28888890
Close tho, reallllll close, originally close
>>28888888
>>28890135
I want to see this happen. At least we're not alone. If there's already 2 people in one thread there must be more right?
right?
>>28890238
go on thuleanperspective youtube and in the comments there's plenty of people who want to form a Pagan Tribe in Europe. Look at varg's videos, they're fucking great.
There's a lot of us
Where are you mate? I'm in the UK. I plan to work for some years, buy some land and then live off it then. Hopefully get a traditional wife as well.
> You will never hold this qt soccer girl
> You will never have her smile for you
> She's probably being fucked by Chad
;_;
>>28890400
she looks 12
She's probably fantasizing about being fucked by chad while Mommy and Daddy are gone.
>>28890344
I'm in Batavia in the Netherlands. I have no fucking clue what I'm gonna do with my life, but if I can help form a pagan tribe in Europe that woudl definately not be a bad option.
>tfw will never live in futuristic 50s era
>tfw will never enter a vault
>tfw will never be hibernated and then survive in a post nuclear apocalypse world
>>28888827
I hope you don't think that girl is blonde
And you will never be able to curb stop a black person becuase you are kinda a wimp anon.
>>28890492
>netherlands
Not much wilderness or forest land there (from what i've heard and read)
It's bad in the UK but not as bad as the netherlands, plenty of hidden wilderness and forests you could stay in
I advise you to meet up with fellow pagans in your area, if they are redpilled and not the hippy pro refugee type. Get serious and all form money together, so you can buy some land somewhere. Also practice survival skills and homesteading.
That's what I plan to do mate. Good luck, watch some of Varg's videos and practice wilderness skills. We are going to revert back to the middle ages with the economic collapse or natural disaster or plague, so I advise stocking up on weapons as well.
>>28890423
She's in her late teens by now I think
>>28890594
Yeah there's practically no wilderness or forests here, the few that are present are owned by the state and they're often surrounded by highways and shit. Stocking up on weapons is gonna be pretty hard as well, seeing as most of them are banned (not as bad as what I've heard about the UK though. I was thinking about maybe moving to Sweden or Finland. There's not a lot of pagans in my area either, I've tried looking for some and all I found was a guy who saw the marvel movie about thor and started monotheistically worshipping thor.
>>28890755
Even though my country is quite bad, I'm not going to move. I want to live in the land my ancestors worshipped and venerated. I reccomend the same for you. Even in the Netherlands you can find some good forested land, I assume? Maybe in the hillier parts?
Weapons are good. Gun laws are shit, but I can buy a crossbow, bow, sword, axe, machete, etc, from the internet easily. And a shotgun is quite easy to get. I reccomend a crossbow, a machete and a good knife if you don't want to spend too much money.
If you really need to leave then go to a country with a similar culture, like Germany or Denmark I guess?
Best of luck to you. Try to find a lot of pagans in your area, put flyers up if you need to. Many right wingers are atheistic and you could probably tell them about paganism and get them more interested.
>>28890871
As far as I've seen, the only forested areas are state owned. Crossbows, bows and swords are illegal unless you have a good reason for owning them. And there are no hillier parts. It's all flat. I really don't want to leave the land of my ancestors though. I'd put flyers up but I'm pretty sure the police would just show up at my doorstep asking me why I'm spreading racist propaganda. Best of luck to you as well, I hope you find a nice piece of land.
>tfw you will never help in the annihilation of a modern city/town of people that follow their disgusting ways of corruption, debauchery, and profligacy, only to leave a handful of survivors to tell the story and teach people to rue their current, extravagant ways and change, or live in fear of violent eradication by the force of me joined with people who have the same mindset
memes and "le edge" aside, I'm actually serious
pic somewhat related I guess
>>28891075
Yeah Skyrim! fuckin love that game!!
>>28891123
Its COD Infinite Warfare :^)
>>28888777
I think many people underestimate this feel. You have to understand that at the time, most Germans were almost certain of their glorious victory. They were the saviors, the protectors of not only their way of life but also their race - the very essence of their existence. What could be waiting for them but glory, regardless of life or death?
>tfw will never experience Japan as a young adult in the late 80s
>>28891041
Move to Germany, Belgium or France then. Unlucky mate, but those areas all have a lot of Germanic culture in them and so the gods will be fine with you worshipping there.
You seriously can't own swords and bows and crossbows? I can just order them off the internet and it's fine. Move to another place with more wilderness and stay there mate. Good luck.
>>28891223
>tfw willl never be a soldier in the army of the 3rd reich
>tfw 1990 was ten thousand years ago
>>28888777
>tfw you will never be a postapocalyptic overlord
>tfw you will never know the pleasure of the frenulum
fml
>>28888928
>>28888888
pls random random text
>>28888777
>tfw you'll never be a pagan who bashes teutonic knights by day and worship trees by night
I'll never by ancestor.
>>28889800
>not realizing this kills the man
if we're gonna replace jobs for people with machines, why not just replace everything with machines and have machines work for all of us while we all sit back at home, relax and do other things like enjoying ourselves?
Tf will never be a crusader saving Europa from those evil goat fuckers
>ywn become an actor, get into big blockbuster flicks, and eventually marry Jennifer Lawrence
>ywn convert her from a semen demon to a wholesome housewife after marrying her
>>28888777
>tfw you will never be a good enough biological or genetic specimen to breed
>tfw you were only graced with a great brain, only to realize in your mid-teens that existence is and will forever be pain
>tfw you weren't born a complete retard
Have you ever seen an unhappy retard? I think being a potato would be pretty great.
>easy to amuse
>never have to contribute to society
>always have someone to take care of you
>>28891563
>tfw you will never ride eternal shiny and chrome
>tfw immortan joe will never carry you himself to the gates of valhalla
>>28889535
> Tfw you will never have to experience bitter frostbite
> Tfw you will never have to walk for miles because your petrol froze
> Tfw you will never have to steal a dead soldiers boots and gloves to stay alive
> Tfw you will never be cornered on an icy river, trapped on all sides by russian snow shits praying for a quick death
> Tfw you will never be taken to a gulag to die slowly
Jesus anon, you don't want to be in Stalingrad I assure you
>>28890522
> You will never be apart of the literal worst Fallout game
>>28892418
They all died to make Europe a better place and are now all in a better place for their sacrifice.
Degenerate communist fucks aren't.
>>28889207
That'd be glorious, but we can't have that can we, gotta be accepting and politically correct
>>28892484
I'm not taking a stance on that issue, I'm just saying Stalingrad was fucking horrible for everyone.
>>28889297
Get a FTM tranny bf/gf
>>28892484
>implying the Nazis aren't basically the cause of all of the degeneracy in Europe today
They destroyed nationalism and authoritarianism in Europe as respectable ideologies for reasons that basically amounted to Adolf's autism.
>>28888777
>ywn kill slavs
>ywn ride in a Tiger 1
>ywn fly your Heinkel and bomb stalingrad to hell
>ywn fire a kar98
>ywn be Simo Hayha
>ywn defend Berlin from the communists
>>28893006
>>28888777
>>28889535
>ywn steamroll Poland, Belarus, and the Baltics as you drive the Fascist dogs back
>ywn mow down fanatical, half-trained SS troopers by the dozens
>ywn burn their cities, slaughter their children, and otherwise repay them in kind for what they did to your country
>ywn raise the hammer and sickle over Berlin as their leader shoots himself like the coward he is
>ywn fight and kill for Comrade Stalin and the Soviet motherland
>>28893076
uh oh looks a butthurt slavaboo just showed up guys
>>28892271
>goes off to fight semites and turks
>does so in the name of a semitic god and literally prays to a semite
Fucking dumbshit Crusaders their ancestors would have been ashamed of them.
>tfw will never be a legionaire conquering degenerate empires and crucifying profligates
>>28893184
>>28891075
hivemind
this comment is original
>>28893105
Daily reminder that victory isn't decided by casualty count and that Finland surrendered to the Soviets, actually losing more territory in the war than the Soviets were demanding in the first place.
>>28893385
This.
People who think wars are decided by kill:death ratio are retarded twelve year olds who play too many first person shooters.
>>28893385
>r-russia s-stronk!!11
>>28893409
Think you're forgetting the part where Finland lost its second largest city and largest industrial center.
>>28893409
Soviet Union breached the Mannerheim Line just with sheer amount of soldiers, today's military computers only suggest multiple nuclear strikes when tasked with getting through it
