Why aren't you getting married in the year 2016?
>>28888189
Women are a meme
Original comment is original
>>28888189
I find it hard to imagine that these things have souls
>>28888189
He's going to suffer alright. Hard to believe such a great actor is getting the old femen boot
>>28888189
that's a lot of moneyapparently not original
>Oh shit we don't have a kid how do I get this cash
>Abuse lmao
>>28888189
Letting a few women represent all women as a whole
Never understood why he didn't stay with Wynona Ryder
>>28888386
that's the same copout muslims use lmao
literally the same type of people
>>28888386
>implying women are not all the same
>>28888386
>when you say something negative about a group of people as colloquial term you mean literally every person on planet earth
Salutations, redditor
>>28888189
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>>28888432
>implying 4channers are not all neckbeards
>>28888189
That will teach him to dump Vanessa Paradis who he never married for this golddigger.
>>28888386
you mean
>Letting woman after woman after woman, example after example, time and time again, represent all women
I don't have anyone to marry for one thing
>>28888189
40% of marriages still succeed :^)
fucking stop spamming this board with depp threads already
>>28888386
Nah, just the overwhelming majority :)
his fortune is buried on a secret island only he knows where it is.
>>28888566
good memeing i see what you did there
>>28888189
>tfw she's 10/10 for you
>tfw she's one of the worst ones out there
Don't become Johnny 'JUST' Depp on me now. You have to win this fucking lawsuit.
>>28888386
#NotAllWomen
Nice b8 m8, enjoy those (You)s
>>28888581
how can he
she was "abused" as proof there's a picture of her face bruised by what seems a slap or a phone to her face, which she claims that's what happened, he basically smashed her face with a phone
Funny
>>28888189
There is literally no reason for a man to get married in the west.
YOU CAN ONLY REACH HIS TREASURE ISLAND WHEN THE TIDE IS LOW IN THE SECRET LOCATION.
YOU'LL NEVER GET ME FORTUNE, ROASTY.
>>28888625
>looked up the picture
>her bruised face is super qt
NO! FUCKING WHITE KNIGHT JUDGE WILL AWARD IT IMMEDIATELY!
>Uggh I'm bored of him
>Oooh I'll take this cunts money
>Oh, but I might be seen as mean since his mum died
>I know!
>H-h-h-he abussed me....look at this bruise
>>28888742
i hope he was wearing his Jack Sparrow outfit as he roughed her up.
desu, they probably did that many times in the bedroom.
>>28888742
Lol if you look close enough you can see the edges of the phone stamped on her face, hilarious. i wonder though, what do you have to say/do to piss off Depp so much that you get phone slapped??
I'm really curious what the argument was about
>>28888803
His mother just died like 2 days before she wanted all his money.
Trump will lose. Tbo
Normalfagots must suffer for my misery.
>>28888844
quint dubs speak
holy shit
praise the word of kek
>>28888888
Who who who tbooo
>>28888803
>"Amber, we need to talk."
>"What is it?"
>"Why is Reddit in our internet history?"
>"Johnny, it's not what it looks like!"
>"RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>>28888941
Actually laughed while reading it
>>28888742
The fuck?
How can someone be dumb enough to believe that's what a bruise from being hit in the face by a man twice your weight looks like?
Apparently she wanted to fabricate a bruise but didn't have the balls to do it well.
Her expression doesn't even look believable. Anyone knows the first thing about reading facial expressions knows that she looks happy/excited. The hardest thing to fake about a smile is the eyes and how the cheekbones push up on them. She looks happy/excited like she's purposely trying to force her lips into a dormant position. That isn't what disturbed/frightened people look like.
If this actually goes through I'll be beyond fucking pissed. This is gender equality in the USA in the year 2016, everyone. Get used to it.
>>28888189
>that jawline
>see video of her talking
>masculine voice
really makes you think, doesn't it...
>>28888742
Did her wanted to divorce just because of one little slap?
>>28889011
oh shit!! dude you should be a detective! they'll call you "the hunch"
>$400m
Hopefully his guys locked his assets up in a trust.
Otherwise somebody's going to make her "go away" for much less.
>>28889218
The point is that it's abundantly clear to anyone that understands facial expressions. Or what bruises look like. Or anyone at all connected to reality.
You don't need to be an auto mechanic to know what a car looks like.
>>28889328
yeah but if a guy looked at my car, told me what was wrong with it, and then said "you don't need to be an auto mechanic to know what a car looks like," i would not listen to him.
>>28889158
She never wanted to be married to that sperg to begin with. Have you seen the guy lately? He looks like a druggy but with flair/accessories that he kept from Pirates. Not very handsome.
>>28889011
The system will do anything to take down a rich non-business guy. Better to have half his $400m dollars in circulation (the bitch is going to spend it all) then to have him sit on it.
>>28889365
You can tell the difference between a truck and a hatchback and you can tell the difference between someone that looks scared and disturbed and someone that looks happy given recent events
You don't even need to know how people emote themselves. Just look at the picture and tell me that she looks like she was just hit in the face.
>2 days after his mother died
LOL that tells you all you fucking need to know. If she tried this while the mother was alive the mother would have called her out on her bullshit. One less major witness to the 15 month marriage. One of few close family members to the marriage is gone now.
>>28888189
MGTOW FTW
>>28888360
IKR?
>>28888440
dog bless ameriga :DDDD
>>28888386
AWALT
>>28888496
no, let him beat some logic in robots
>>28888742
that shit looks fake af, even the police said so
>>28888752
and manginas keep falling for this shit kek
>>28888941
kek
>>28889158
*slip
yeah, if you're not chad 100% of the time, women will divorce rape you and use all means to do so: false rape/DV/molestation accusations are their favorite method
>>28889383
no, she only married him for his wealth, nothing else.
gave him the ol' Brendan Fraser treatment. Welcome to the club Johnny-boi!
>>28889433
there are way too many variables here for you to be this sure. also, consider this: maybe she really wanted him to hit her, i mean it's the best possible thing that could have happened to her as far as money, exposure, public opinion (if she's believed), and sticking it to that old fag. so she provokes him, he hits her, she takes the picture, delighted that a mark showed up, hence her happy expression. she's still a scumbag in that scenario but he does hit her.
>>28889589
One of us, one of us.original#3324
Been there, done that. Had a kid, got divorced. Alimony and child support aren't involved, though. We have split custody and we each make enough to support our own damn selves.
Is their honestly any fucking incentive for a rich guy to get married? Does he get some decent tax breaks or incentives? FUCKING WHY BOTHER? Just get married in the eyes of the church but fuck getting married in the eyes of the government.
If you're famous or rich, don't fall for the love meme, especially with a woman. Leeches, the lot of them, this marriage system is real stupid
>>28889740
Can you share us young guys the details? How did you divorce without a scratch?
>>28889742
In some countries you don't even have to be married now. I live in Canada, where you can be forced to pay alimony if you were living together for at least 3 years. Even if you're both perfectly capable of working and never had kids, she gets your money to "maintain the lifestyle she's accustomed to". Now if only the guy could get sex once or twice a week after the split, to maintain the lifestyle he's accustomed to.
>>28889757
Shit just wasn't working out, so we agreed to go our separate ways. She didn't need my money and we decided it was best to do it on good terms, for our daughter's sake.
>>28889772
>make sure you have anal 2x a week whilst you're together to set a precedent
>>28889593
It's possible, I was mostly just saying it looks disingenuous from a mile away.
If he did hit her he couldn't have done more than lightly slap her maybe with a ring on his hand. If she did attack him and he just defended himself I can't envision a scenario where that would happen.
Doesn't ultimately matter anyway because we don't live in a world where this gets a fair evaluation.
>>28889804
Nah, you gotta do it 4 times a week if you want it twice a week after the split. She gets half your money, you get half her asshole.Alternative punchline: This way you're both fucking each other in the ass.
>$400m
You guys do understand she's only entitled to a percentage of the money he made during the marriage, right?
Interestingly, there's been a lot of talk prior to this about Depp having a raging meth habit so it's not a huge stretch to believe he's lost his shit hard lately.
>>28889793
Was your ex-wife eligible for either alimony or child support? How old was your daughter at the time?
You obviously knew your wife better than anyone, so do you think if she didn't have a decent career that she would have cleaned you out?
>>28889837
Yeah, she could have gotten it if she wanted.
>how old was your daughter
6. She's 8 now.
>do you think if she didn't have a decent career that she would have cleaned you out?
I'd like to think not. She's always been pretty stubborn about not taking charity.
>>28889835
She's entitled to nothing but the courts will give her whatever she wants.
You people too easily forget Brendan Fraser.
>>28889932
>You people too easily forget Brendan Fraser.
For those of that have forgotten or never knew to begin with, what was the damage?
i was curious about public opinion so i went to faggotbook to see what people are commenting on the mainstream news articles for this story. women there are being harsher on her than the robots are in here.
>having sex
http://www.cnn.com/2015/12/01/entertainment/james-deen-rape-assault-allegations-feat/
>>28890003
Contrary to what the media and feminists might tell you, most people who judge women are other women. All that complaining they always do about how no matter what, they're wrong?
>omg if you put career first people are telling you you should have kids
>omg if you put family first they insult your lack of a career
>omg if you dress modestly you're a prude
>omg if you don't you're a slut
>etc.
That mostly comes from OTHER women.
>>28890003
>roast-on-roast toasting
nice
>>28890006
WTF
Stoya is not only a cunt in bed and in porn, but also in real life.
>>28889932
No, under Cali law she is entitled to a split of his earnings during their marriage. She's not going to get whatever she wants, she's going to get some of whatever he has made in the last 15 months.
>>28889957
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/15/brendan-fraser-broke-child-support_n_2696756.html
Someone pointed out this is the equivalent of $433 an hour.
He is literally in the red -$90,000 and she is demanding more because she claims he's lying about how much he's worth.
Spoiler: There is no siduation where this is justified. She can get by just fine on the amount of money she has right now and then some. There is nothing stopping her from getting a job and supporting herself like a normal working member of society, AKA a man in the same siduation. She's doing it because she can.
This is how the courts treat alimony.
>>28890108
>she's going to get some of whatever he has made in the last 15 months.
That's the standard, these things are notorious for going ridiculously overboard.
Also
>she's going to get some of whatever he has made in the last 15 months.
Why
Did she do anything? Why does she deserve it? Does she?
Reminder that all it takes is for a woman to go "This man beat me" for stuff like this to happen. Reminder that all it takes is some random saying "She's bisexual so it was over biphobia" for this to happen.
Reminder that this very person would laugh if you, the male, were being abused by a woman.
>>28890037
Is this a profound concept to people?
>>28890188
A lot of people seem to be under the impression that "abuse" of that kind mostly comes from men, funny enough.
>>28890173
a biphobe should mean someone who's afraid of things that come in twos, like twins.
>>28890340
shhhhhh logic dont apply to words
>>28890173
I've known women who actually had one of their "guy friends"orbitershit them specifically to make the story more believable.
>>28890172
I'm not here to debate you on what she should or shouldn't get, I'm just telling you what the law states.
smart men know how to hide their wealth and weed out the gold diggers.
>>28890482
Law don't mean shit is my argument.
Women do things like back out of prenup all the time. It happened to my uncle.
>>28890003
>>28890037
Women are judging her and being harsh on her not because they have some issue with system or perceive divorce money and alimony as unfair to men but because they envy her. She caught the biggest fish and they're jealous and have to put her down.
It comes from different place.
>>28888742
How can a man punch so straight?
>>28888189
That's what you guys deserve for marrying Stacey desu
You choose to marry a pretty face with no soul and that's what you got
>>28888189
I'm 27 years old and I honestly don't want to get married right now.
>>28892616
He hit her with his phone.
>>28888742
those are 100% self inflicted
she knows if she cries like a baby the judge will give her his money
she probably smashed her face in the wall like 4 times and that was enough for her
>leaving your wife and kids to date your young gold-digging mistress
>marrying your mistress
>getting cucked
It's the logical conclusion, what the fuck else could have happened?
>women are evil
>don't have kids goy it's 2016
mootblox
>>28893776
What a fucking flaming idiot.
We should just take that money and burn it so neither of them gets any
>>28893791
>it's the jooz
I would have tought the jews would want the goyim to marry,creating new mindless consumers.
>>28889560
You are ok, for a huge fucking newfag tripfag.
but
> if you're not chad 100% of the time
>>28893944
BTFO
>>28893791
jews want more slaves, not less.
>>28890797
They don't have a prenup which is why it will default to the state laws.
Maybe you should actually pay attention to how things work instead of applying your emotional nonsense to a factual situation.
I'm glad the cuck got BTFO
>>28894459
I don't see how this refutes my point.
>>28888419
btfo >>28888386
>>28888593
saved
>>28888803
according to her report he accused her of fucking some other guy they were both friends with and called him on the phone and it went on from there
>>28890173
>Pretty huge slap in the face
>tfw uncle is cool
>got a bitch wife
>now doesn't do anything fun
>had a kid
>named it some retarded shit she wanted
>having another kid
>it's a boy this time
>wife makes jokes about putting it out for adoption
>also naming it some retarded shit
>he doesn't do anything fun anymore
i hate women
>>28888629
>in the west.
>implying asian are any different
they actually worse for they are taught to worry and value money more, remember they don't have this Empathy social construct thing we have, they also ugly womanlets
>>28890173
>plays a faggy little twink
>is a woman-beating misogynist IRL
I hate what acting does to people
>>28894880
>faggy little twink
Name one single movie in which he does that. Oh wait, you can't.
>>28894942
Pirates of the Caribbean
Limp wristed faggy cuck tranny
>>28888189
http://www.returnofkings.com/78898/9-secrets-about-female-nature-told-by-a-hot-girl-dying-of-cancer
>>28894990
You mean the franchise where he plays a womanising philanderer?
Holy fuck, omega numale conservacucks get more and more retarded by the day.
>>28895045
He's using propaganda to make you think that's how you get women.
Notice how his marriage is failing?
You have to be tough and manly if you want to get chicks, otherwise you are a literal cuck.
>>28895045
Its almost as if its fiction
>>28895191
>being this delusional and omega
Do go on with your fascinating insights into how to attract and keep women, numale.
>>28895045
>>28895297
You sure do love throw in as many buzzwords as you can in a post. Can you give me some as well?
>>28888189
More like johnny debt
>>28895340
Caaaaarloos!
>>28895314
>refusing to answer basic questions when challenged on his overt numale nonsense.
Perhaps you should try losing your virginity before you start making claims about how to attract females.
>>28895376
Looks like I triggered the cuck
>>28895398
The only one triggered here is you, you BTFO numale retard.
>>28895460
Sure you get laid but really you're just lapping up Chad's seconds.
The numale here is you.
A traditional man is masculine and the opposite of Johnny Cuck.
>>28895376
I'm not the same person though, I just wanted to see you get more mad. Its cute :3c
>>28895499
>be omega virgin
>call yourself traditional and manly in a desperate attempt to compensate
Numale as fuck.
>>28895520
>i-i-i was j-j-ust pretending
>u r le mad!
>>28895593
Look at you go! I love all these big boy words you use in your posts. Its adorable! Call me some more, and maybe add something besides what you've been using already.
>>28895633
>make ludicrous claims
>get called out
>start lashing out as you desperately avoid answering the questions put to you
It's hilarious you think this is working.
>>28895679
You didnt even call me names. Damnit. Also I have no idea what yall are arguing about, I just saw you yelling a lot of names and I wanted to get some name calling too.
>>28888456
she looks like gollum lmao
amber is a 10/10
>>28895593
I'm the guy who you've been shouting numale at.
I am actually a traditional man who isn't a limpwristed cuck. I actually have some muscle and speak with a deep voice and clear demeanor.
Johnny Debt's in ruins because of his gay act.
I'm set to marry a virgin from my church
>>28894653
>refutes my point.
try this one
which point?
>>28888456
I'm not one to follow Hollywood gossip but apparently him and Vanessa p were together for 14 years then he left her for this bitch whose taking all his money. I hope the young pussy was worth it you retarded cuck.
>>28896037
Oh man, those thread both give me fuel for woman hate threads AND make me laught at those famous normalfags getting JUST'ed
I guess she has a point.
>>28895191
>You have to be tough and manly if you want to get chicks
What about effeminate males? Not acting like a tough manly Chad didn't stop Prince or Bowie getting pussy 24/7
>>28896146
Normies have absolutely no self awareness, empathy, pity, and are incapable of putting themselfs in others places
Yet I can't help but laugh, its getting harder to get angry
>>28896187
They had money.
effeminate males who don't have a lot of money and fame get cucked.
>>28888189
Looks like this Chad won't be the one doing the fucking anymore, eh?
Normies deserve eachother. Don't subject yourself to this.
