Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
The roll call will be tomorrow,
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket#Normie_Identification_Act_.28NIA.29:
Should I remove that from the docket?
This bill is pointless now, because another similar one went through yesterday, so there is no point in keeping it at all.
Morning people
I suppose that bill is useless now, true
>>28881151
I removed it.
>>28881087
Yes why not, perhaps put it in a Obsolete Bills category and note what Bill made it obsolete.
>>28881199
Nah, I removed it already. It was redundant, because my bill was doing the same thing, only my definition was better.
A page for obsolete bills seems pointless to me.
Ohayou!
Do you have any plans on what are we going to do today?
REE reporting in
Former member of the SS reporting in.
After reading about the Normie Definition Bill that was passed yesterday, I am now forced to announce that I can no longer be a memeber of the Special Snowflakes Party.
I definitely fall under the criteria of the bulletpoints 2, 5 and 6, and arguably even under those of 3, 4 and 8.
I never saw myself as a normie and have always been under the impression, that normiehood is defined as a state of mind and through the expression of superiority or apathy over the struggles of robots.
Following the democratic decision made by the parliament, I can no longer identify as a non-Normie and therefore are forced by the Normie Separation Bill to switch my party affiliation to [Normie].
To my former party memebers I want to express my apologies. I can only imagine the shock that this revelation must bring you.
Because I know about the general position on normies in the Parliament and on /r9k/ in general, I will also resign from my postition as MP completely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ud5yDjM63I
So long, space robots.
P.S. To demonstrate my seriousness in this matter I will also yield my trip password: ##lrn23ngl15m0f0
>>28881689
GET OUT YOU FUCKING ROASTIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28881634
Editing the wiki? Story time? a bill limiting femanon influence?
>>28881689
That's one roastie down boys. We're doing it, we're making /r9k/ great again.
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>>28881689
Welcome, bro!
>>28881689
Roasties getting toastie.
Ohayou everywan, have a nice day!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM
Ordered a new mouse today since my old GX9 is playing up and is on the verge of death after 7 years of service!
>>28882426
>bro
>he hasn't read the post in detail
>>28882475
>Implying I'm not being entirely ironic
Chill, dude bro
I need to get to the very bottom of this some day.
>>28882658
Just go to a kindergarten, there is bound to be grandchildren there, take some with you and commence shitposting - voila.
>>28882658
>tfw I've reached fallen
I'm rather ok with this feel.
>>28882809
You just managed to go one step deeper.
Afternoon, all.
>>28882940
Are you new? Make sure you add yourself to the list of memebers...
Oh, wait. There is no point in doing that, I'm going to re-write the list after the tommorow's thread.
>>28881689
Postang one last time, since it has created some confusion:
I fucked up when counting, ment bulletpoint 4, not 5.
>>28882979
Also wtf bano? tfwnoseats has been here longer than i have i think.
>>28882658
Red flower level
>>28883078
Just in case you can remove one bullet point; Friend had a very narrow definition as someone you could confide in and whom you trusted.
>>28883189
I tried forcing a meme once, so I think I'm almost at the bottom.
Regardless of stances and policies, which party has the best name?
I say Western Wojak Party. I found myself laughing about it periodically yesterday.
>>28883333
Whoops that was me.
>>28883362
I think you're just trying to steal those quads >>28883333
>>28883434
You found me out.
>>28883255
>tfw "wan"
>tfw
Reminder that Trump stands by 2D.
Anyone who is against 2D is a liberal loving cuck.
>>28883674
>tfw wolfos
>>28883781
>mfw stealing that picture
Arigatou wolf-kun.
>>28883814
You're welcome Wanon-senpai
>>28883912
>tfw no wolves to cuddle
Well, there are some bills in the docket to vote on.
I like the homo acceptance bill, and I hope we'll vote on it later today.
>>28884651
By Grabthar's hammer, let it be law.
>>28883781
>>28883814
>>28883912
>>28884001
Why do you people infect everything with your pathetic obsession with brainless animal?
>>28884922
>You callin me brainless?
>>28885074
husky pics desu senpai.
what happened to lone wolves? did the party disband?
>>28884922
Dude, that's not a nice way to talk about your mom
Good afternoon.
What's to be voted on today?
I want in but I'm 2lazy2edit the wiki, so I'm just gonna funpost.
How's it going brahs
>>28885123
Just check the docket.
Are there people who don't even look at the wiki?
I don't get it.
>>28885185
>being rude
Thats not ganbatte.
Ayy lmao, what's in the docket for today!?
>>28885185
I know what was on the docket, just trying to stir up a convo while we wait.
>>28885171
There's no point in adding you to the list of memebers now, the roll call will be tomorrow.
>>28885206
I didn't mean to be rude. I probably can't control my emotions. People tell me that I always look like I'm angry or something.
>>28885218 here
Forgot to put my tripcode in lmao
>>28885243
>There's no point in adding you to the list of memebers now, the roll call will be tomorrow.
Nice, then I can funpost without harming the credibility of the robot parliament
how is your girlfriend today, anon? Real or imaginary, 2d or 3d, all the same.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-XwgZSe0is
Lets make /r9k/ great again.
>>28885274
>>28885171
>>28883078
>>28882496
>>28881689
You should go back to building the wall. Thanks to >>28885335 for the reminder.
MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN
>>28885381
Trump loves awoo!
LETS ALL GIVE AWWOOO AN AWOOO!!
>>28885396
An Awooo for Awwoooo
>>28885459
>my wan wan folder grows every day
>>28885481
>tfw contributed to an collection
>>28885396
AWOOOOORIGINAL
>>28885562
Can never have enough wan wans.
Anyone wants to take care of voting today?
I'd like to have the today's voting to be over already. I'm tired and sleepy.
>>28886123
Just go ahead and post whatever's on the document, I think we have a lot of people lurking
>>28886123
I'm going to take care of it, as usual.
Just give me a few minutes, I need to eat something.
>>28886151
One memeber of some party other than 2D complained yesterday that only 2D memebers take care of the voting, and that this is sketchy, so maybe someone else should do that today. I think he has a point, and I don't want to take care of voting. I'm on mobile, and editing wiki on mobile is a nightmare.
>>28886190
Never mind, Htespagheti is going to do it.
Cyber Party is looking for more members if anybody is interested.
>>28886275
IT'S MEMEBERS FFS
>>28886308
I memebered ur mum last night ffs
>>28886336
>he actually did something to 3DPD
KEK
E
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>>28886369
wow no wonder ur mom disowned you
Okay, I'm back.
Let's get started.
The first bill for today:
>National Currency Establishment Bill
>Proposed by: Van Joh [Independent] !!uVeJtO8CnBi
I propose we make Good Boy Points and Pretty Princess Points the official currencies, with Good Boy Points (GBP) being equal to dollars and Pretty Princess Points (PPP) equal to cents.
Any commodity that one wishes to sell is to be sold by the transaction of GBP and PPP. If an actual justice system is ever implemented then they can also be deducted as a fine for a crime. Obviously mods don't accept our currency since they basically equate to divine entities.
The voting time is 15 minutes.
>>28886416
Nay.
Pretty Princess Points imply that fembots exist, and that is not true.
>>28886416
>pretty princess points
NAY
>>28886416
yay I see no problem with this.
>>28886439
They're for the traps imo
>>28886416
Nay tbhfam.
>>28886465
And why would traps need another currency if they're men?
>>28886416
Nay
...the chair wasn't as comfortable as he had imagined...
>>28886416
Nay.
Pretty Princess Points sucks
>>28886525
Because they put themselves beneath men, so they're only worth cents on the dollar.
>>28881057
Good afternoon folks *tales seat
>>28886590
I'm a new member of Western Wojak Party
>>28886416
NAY
NOT SKULLS
Hello all, I propose a bill that will not only limit female influence, but ban them entirely. Any posters stating themselves as a femanon will be subject to punishment
>>28886416
Time's up.
7 votes total:
>1 yay
>6 nay
The bill stays in the docket.
There isn't enough memebers right now.
The session is over, thank you for participating.
>>28886723
First of all, put your tripcode on.
Write a proper bill, put it in the docket, and I'll vote for it. We managed to ban women last year, and we should be able to now.
It's good to be back. Been too busy lately.
>>28886750
Well, at least the session is over. I'll go to sleep soon, I'm just going to finish Pyrocynical's video.
Good night everywan.
Remember that there will be a roll call tomorrow, so make sure to post in tomorrow's thread and you'll be in the new list of memebers.
>>28886765
Sorry, I've never written a bill before
Am I allowed to revise my currency bill and resubmit it to the docket?
>>28887533
Yes, since there weren't enough voters it neither passed or failed. So you can revise it as much as you want until it gets voted on again
>>28887601
Kickass, imma take out the PPP and leave GBP as the sole currency.
How do you even vote?
ELI5
2nd bill of the day
Proposed by Elliot roger[ree]ozOtJW9BFA
I propose a bill that will not only limit female influence, but ban them entirely. Any posters stating themselves as a femanon will be subject to punishment
Rolling for the seven eights in a row plz
If you try and dont succeed, you have to try again until it just werks so rollin again
This board is a stay-at-home-until-married-because-mama-takes-care-of-me board.
Italian Master NEET
>>28888887
>>28888889
SO fucking close. Damn it.
>>28888888
rolling for a tripcode
Sorry for being a newfag, how do you get a tripcode?
There we go. Trying again
forgot to join a party
>>28890446
Comical and saddening
>>28890446
Anime = cancer
Lynch yourself, you meme-hating fuck
>>28890251
>>28890307
>>28890352
>>28890446
>obvious normie newfag joining the anti-normie party
