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I WANT A BIG FAT DICK IM SICK OF MY PENCIL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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I WANT A BIG FAT DICK

IM SICK OF MY PENCIL

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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I have a short fat dick so i am not sure whats worse
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>>28845281
Girth is literally the one thing you can change about your size.
Anything that involves length, except risky and expensive procedures, will indeed break your dick

Bathmates and stuff are notorious for giving you a fat cock.
Consider yourself lucky you have length, because these chodes can't change their length
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That's a juicy dick. I wish mine was just a teensy bit girthier
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>>28845356
how does one increase girth?
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>>28845398
Benis pum
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>>28845398
bathmate hydromax
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>>28845281
I hear ya :(
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>>28845281
>uncut

ewwwwww

t. femanon
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>>28845449
that's a nice willy
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>>28845478
Ugh, it's my favourite <3
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I feel your pain OP
>>28845431
I'm gonna have to try this
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>>28845460
b8 as fuck famalam
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>>28845557
nothing can fix your length senpai, I'm sorry.

Save up and have lengthening surgery for that 2" gain.
Imagine having a dick 2" bigger, would be great right?
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>>28845449
tfw my parents mutilated me and I can never know what it really feels like
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>>28845606
Wait, what? My dick is like 6.7 inches hard, 7 when I'm diamonds. OP was talking about how he didn't want a pencil dick.
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>>28845654
Regardless, get the surgery and be like 9"
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>>28845654
Tfw when my dick is almost as wide as my phone but only 4.5 inches long
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>>28845647

come to my thread, share your story

>>28842161

please
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>>28845281
anon googled big fat dick to make this thread
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rate my flaccid benis
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>>28845730

what does it feel like to pull and rub the very tip?
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>>28845719
I did not you liar
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>>28845770
sensitive
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>>28845356
so jelqing doesn't work and breaks your dick? i just read about some guy online saying he grew an inch in a year
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>>28845431
Does this actually work? Pumps permanently increase girth?

I have a very long dick. About 9". But only average girth.
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>>28845825
>>28845853
it's a scam. Don't fall for it.
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tfw when one chance at life, born with a 5" dick with a 3.5 girth. It hurts to live sometimes.
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>>28845906
You better learn how to eat the box
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>>28845906
>3.5 girth
pics
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>>28845825

Don't jelq, you are risking your ENTIRE future if you try it

https://www.reddit.com/r/offmychest/comments/2zfsxf/i_damaged_my_penis_jelqing_and_it_is_destroying/
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>>28845936
Eating the box doesn't matter man
I became a box eating champ (along with using my fingers), and had girls come up to be because they heard how good I was
But that's all you will be
A box eater
No one really wants to fuck you in the end...
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>>28845906
fuck off

im literally 3.5 inches hard on a good day
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>>28845988
Then fist them
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>>28846014
Thanks anon, I'll take that into consideration while I stroke my 5 inch willy...
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>>28845967
haha, I struggle to look at it myself, this site will never see pics. What's worse is I'm always horny, so getting a girl with low libido won't help.
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6x4 pencil dick. Getting over it slowly, but it hurts to know any chance I may get, they will always know something's off in the back of their minds.
Will never experience pic related in any form.
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>>28846069
Question: are you fat?
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>>28846094
I am overweight, there is a a bit of fat at the bottom of my dick. If you are suggesting moving from 5 to 5.1 or 2 is better, then I don't think it will help.
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>>28846123
Yes, like most people, I think you're just measuring your dick wrong, but whatever.
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>>28846144
What do you mean by wrong? A ruler is the best I can get, and if you mean that bonepress thing, well I think that's bs.
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I made a thread about this here recently.

I'm 8 inches, still a kissless virgin because I have too many other faults.

Even if I do eventually get to fuck my cock will still not make up for the fact that I'm a balding guy with huge glasses and poor facial stats.

I'll gladly trade my cock size if I get my hair back.
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>>28846165
>and if you mean that bonepress thing, well I think that's bs
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>>28846200
If you do get to fuck, you've already reached endgame and they obviously don't care about your other faults.
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>>28846230
They could still dump me for having so many bad traits.

A girl isn't going to be impressed or stay with me because just because I have an 8 inch dick.
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>>28845984
but that's just one guy's experience who says he 'went to town' on his dick. you're not supposed to overdo it and let your dick recover. it's risky for sure, though, which is why I haven't even tried starting
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>>28846200
If you're capable of growing a full beard, do that and then shave your head. You'll look much more fuckable.

Hell, even if you aren't, shaving your head might be the way to go.

As for huge glasses, just get a smaller pair. Come on, man.

If all else fails, prostitutes.
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>>28846205
Well that clears things up for me. Look, I'm just sad about my dick okay, and this is the board to do it. If you have some great wisdom to impart, then do tell.
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>tfw 7.5" long
>tfw 5" around
Shit hurts so bad.
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>>28846277
A prostitute isn't going to care for my dick either.

I'm just trying to say I doubt my dick will ever help me or give me any sort of advantage.
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>>28846289
You sound like a bitch. If you aren't a total fucking idiot, you can LITERALLY google "how to measure my dick properly" and get the result you want.
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>>28846200
Shave it all off faggot.
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>>28846297
yeah it would, like being poked with a boney finger
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>>28845281
I don't understand why nobody has come up with a reliable way to make dicks bigger yet. Plastic surgeons can do ridiculous shit currently, they can even make new genitals for transsexuals. Why can't I drop $20,000 and get an extra 3 inches and a bit of girth? I know it sounds like a lot but it would make me way happier than a sports car or a nicer house.
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>>28846297
It's better than having 6.5x5.8 one.
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>>28845696
Picture please

Oregano cilantro
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>>28845988
>had girls come up to be because they heard how good I was
had girls come up to be because they heard how good I was
had girls come up to be because they heard how good I was

poor kid
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>>28846301
I've told you this before.

Go to Craigslist, GUARANTEE you someone will want to get fucked by you JUST because of your big dick.

Stop acting as if having a fucking 8 incher is bad.
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>>28845281
tfw 6 x 5.5

nearly made it
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>>28846322
Fuck off faggot the average girth is 5" reeeee
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>>28846309
I don't even know what to say at this point, you seem to say I have been doing something wrong. I used a ruler, what else could I do? I came here to say >tfw when I have a five inch dick, what have I done so wrong?
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>>28846309
not him but i've never been clear on the whole girth thing
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>>28846332
no it isn't you FUCKING CUNT
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>>28846385
It's actually like 4.7-8
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>>28846322
Go suck a nigga dick faggot, that's above average.
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>>28846415
How so?
7.5 looks aesthetically better than 6.5 one.
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>>28846436
7.4*-8 oops
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>>28846388
Yah gotta measure from the top too. I'm like 6.6 in but 7.2 if I measure from the side..
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>>28846466
>looks
it's all about the cunt ruining potential m8
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>>28846467
>The average cock is a coke can

99% of males absolutely blown the fuck off this planet!
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>>28846489
like 0.5-0.8 girth difference has any significant potential.
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By bonepressing you can measure the actual length of your penis. But you forget that then also people with big dicks have a bit of extra-size. ''Actual length'' is that which is measured from the skin, as it represents how long your penis is visibly, and that's what matters.
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>>28846249
Dumb dumb, that can happen to anyone.
If a woman is willing to fuck you, she either JUST wanted to fuck you, or wants something more.
Either way, it's a win win for you.
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>6x4.7 inches
>Feels absolutely average m8

Why are people here so insecure about their dicks? Do you even get laid?
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>>28846383
Pretty nice, I'd suck it.
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>>28846521
are you fucking serious? the difference between and extremely thin dick and an extremely thin dick is going to be about 2.5 inches, .8 inches is a massive difference
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>>28846332
That's literally top tier penis anon
You would have been S tier if you had an inch more.
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>>28846569
I'm just saying I doubt a girl will ever be impressed by the size of my cock.

That's all.

It doesn't mean anything.
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>>28846579
>Do you even get laid?
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>>28846521
it actually does. You have to remember girth isnt like length, A, you can control length, girth is 100% all the time. Not to mention the fact that the volume of a dick increases exponentially the more you increase girth. Compare a 5in girth cock with a 6 in girth cock. One inch difference, but thats all it takes.
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>>28846487
I'll try from the top, but I doubt it would make much difference. >>28846561, that's what I thought, the visible part is all that counts. >>28846579 I don't, but with five inches what can I do >inb4 eat her out, see>>28845988
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>>28846466
No it's not, when it's only 5" in circumference. Even though that is around avg. on a 7.5" dick that would look crazy skinny. I'm 5.5" around and I look pretty bad. At 5 it would be considered a pencil dick since women don't understand how proportions work.
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>>28846521
When it comes to girth, yeah it is you fucking idiot.

Please educate yourself before you enter a thread of actual penis scholars.
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>>28846383
That ain't 6". Looks great though no homo.
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>>28846579
how do you even find the will to pursue getting laid if you think you're sexually inadequate? you have to wonder how many guys have killed themselves because of their small dicks. it's a problem unique to men, to have your sexual prowess and confidence come from something out of your control and that you can't really change
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>>28846626
But thing is that my penis is "girthier" in the middle of the shaft - 5.8 while at the bottom of the shaft it's 5.5. It's doesnt look that good.
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>>28846579
>do you even get laid?
I would have been a semi Chad if I was more confident about my dick
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>>28846620
>I'm just saying I doubt a girl will ever be impressed by the size of my cock
Why wouldn't they, it's big you idiot. You're the type of guy that ruins most woman. At least take some pride in that.
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>>28846466
Don't worry pencil lads
Women don't actually care and even think it's cute

https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3wucel/the_day_that_i_was_a_total_slut_full_story/
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>>28845869
how can be pulling your dick a scam? you don't get scammed for pulling your dick with your hands.
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>>28846675
Seriously.
It's even worse now in such a hyper sexual society.
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>>28846744
What does 'ruins most women' even mean.

The idea of a woman being impressed about something that has to do with me just seems impossible.
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>>28846771
it's jews trying to damage white penises after making them insecure with their big dick pornography
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>>28846690
That's even better you idiot
God damn, the ignorance in this fucking thread.
Really showing you're fucking age r9gay
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>>28846799
This. Maybe in some other time period or culture we would be normal citizens but now people without any sexual history are considered worthless or weirdos.
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I can understand that people want a bigger dick. I'm just sad that you think this matters for a serious relationship. Are you all in for a one-night stand or something along those lines? I think not. If people get together, and mean it, it is about individual qualities, qualities of character that matter. Of course a microdick can ruin your shit, and i really don't envy guys who suffer from that. But outside of that, if the other person has a decent character, she won't make her judgement on you dependant on the size of a part of your body.

Though the bigger problem is of course that robots have internalized this thinking themself. In regards to how they value males and females.
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>>28846818
Why would that be good? It's like having fucking knot or mutant penis.
why are you lashing out on me? i'm not doing this on purpose
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>>28846806
Meaning after most woman fuck someone with a big dick, they have a harder time going back to someone smaller or won't be impressed with future dicks.

God damn man, just work on you're other fucking features. You're insecurity is annoying.

Have you tried contacts or smaller fashionable glasses?
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>>28846816
why would you pull your dick so far it get's damaged. it must physically hurt to do that.

i mean, i have tiny 5.5 incher but i would never hurt myself in order to make it bigger. some guys must be really stupid.
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>>28846836
>if the other person has a decent characte
this is a woman we're talking about here
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>>28846856
It's always the stupid ones that get all the spoils of this world has to offer.

God dammit I'm so fucking mad right now.
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>>28846866
I don't like the way small glasses look on me because my jaw and chin are so weak, the glasses fit me but they make me look nerdy by default.
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>>28846866
>Meaning after most woman fuck someone with a big dick, they have a harder time going back to someone smaller or won't be impressed with future dicks.
this is dumb and wrong. read the story of an actual slut post here: >>28846759
she cums more times to guys with thinner dicks, pencils dicks, smaller dicks, whatever, than she cums with the guy with the coke can cock.

the truth is that as long as you fall within average ranges, as long as you can get the cunt off mentally, she will love it.
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>>28845281
W-wait a second. That's my cock

WHERE DID YOU GET THIS FUCKING PICTURE
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>>28846900
post a pic of dic
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>>28846910
a penis place on reddit
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>big thick dick
>high sex drive
>don't like people

Interesting feel
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>>28846921
I've posted it here before.
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>>28846836
>I'm just sad that you think this matters for a serious relationship
You just dont get it, do you? Sexual compatibility in relationship is one or even the most important thing in long term relationship. Penis as penis doesnt matter that much but when you take into account lower confidence and refusal to make sex because it makes you feel inferior it can be groudbreaking deal. For example if your gf said that her ex had 8 inch dick, would you feel confident in pleasing her? You would feel frustration and it would affect whole sex. She might or might not ask you about it or just outright leave you.
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>thread where guys post pictures of their dicks to each other
This isn't gay at all.
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>>28846938
Not only is my dick on the internet from some whore I sent it to but she put it on reddit

God damn it senpai
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>>28846961
ok know I know you're full of shit or have penis blindness
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>>28846948
Sorry m8, but i just really doubt you've ever been in an actual relationship.

I've been in 2 longer lasting ones, and things just aren't like that. Maybe it's just that you people aim for the ''stacys'', the superficial fuckdolls, but those are in fact a minority.
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>>28846905
>reddit stories

You know most of those shit are fake right lad?
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>>28846662
y-yeah I know, its actually 5.8
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>>28846905
One guy is 6 to 7, two are 8+ and the third is 5 or 6 but has a good girth. Mine is 5 inches with 3.5 girth, so I think I can still be a bit worried.>>28846836 I partly agree, but it will still be on the girls mind when she sees other guys.
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>>28846947
fuck me and insult my little gay penis please ugly-kun
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>>28846952
Is this your first day on 4chan?
If you browse this site, you see dicks on a daily basis.
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DICKS, YOU SAY?
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>>28846947
my fucking face when a virgin guy has this cock.

fuck man ill give you some of my hair if you give me some inches.

fuck
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>worry every single day of my life about the size of my dick
>by numbers it's ALLEGEDLY average or so but looks and feels fucking tiny
I don't know how anyone with even less than me continues living. I avoid women like the plague partly over this shit. My entire life is tinged by inadequacy.
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>>28847388
Rather by neurosis me man.
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>>28847226
Always time for dicks.
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>>28846947
Looks smaller than 8. Still fucking hot but not sure if it's 8.
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>>28847563
Agreed. No real size reference in the picture. But it still looks damn good.
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>>28847595
Funny how cock can look so hot while it supposedly attached to an ugly balding guy.
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>>28847476
What

Originslwhatvloz
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I bet 50% of you are into small penis humiliation
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>>28847595
>>28847623

what makes that dick look good specifically?
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>>28847638
I'm not. I'm into cowering at home and crying myself to sleep.
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>>28845356
>can't change their length
objectively incorrect. see:

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/20102448
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/18990153
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/25809129
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>>28845281
>I WANT A BIG FAT DICK
In their boipussy? Who doesn't?
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tfw 7x6 dicklet
at least it's shape looks good
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>>28847661
anyone? just curious
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>Lucky enough to have a very thick dick
>Get compliments often, however
>Can't wear shorts
>Swimming is a hassle
>5'8"
>Condoms are fucking annoying and hurt if they're on too long
>Way too easy to break my sex toys
>Made a girl and a guy practically vomit
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>>28848176
Ridiculously smooth and blemish-free, to start. Though a small part of that is probably thanks to the blur.
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>>28848340
the size and girth arent a factor?
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>>28848395
not him but imo this guy has a beautiful penis and it's 4.5x4.5
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>>28847162
Are you illiterate? I said "to each other".
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>>28848340
that's my dick I posted it earlier.

it is mostly blemish free but that was post shower and i take care of my dick weirdly well as its my only good 'trait'

thanks for the compliment, too bad a woman will never see it.
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>>28848395
Well no, there's literally no size reference in the picture. It could be 5", as far as I know.
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>>28848431
Also what this guy said, not everybody is an /soc/ faggot who just rates proportionally to apparent size.
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Anyone else have a sick so small that only the glans is exposed when flaccid?
Or is that because I'm circumcised and ducking tiny at the same time.
>the when I tell people abut it they say it's only small because I'm about 6'2 and a fatass.
>tfw it's so small that I can only jack off with the tips of my thumb middle and index finger.
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>>28848783
Confound that auto correct.
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This might be /soc/-tier, but can I get a rate?
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>>28848470
>Are you illiterate? I said "to each other".
Doesn't change anything famaloo
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Get on my level robots
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>>28849743
what the fuck roboto
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>>28849701
dry/10
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>>28849701
how long is that because if I were to use my dick skills from being on 4chan for 10 years i'd say youre 5 inches
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>>28849701
marco rubio's mouth/10
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>>28849743
trimming your pubes won't make that thing any more suckable
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>>28849786
Im actually 6.2 bone pressed, this was not a good picture. My boxers and pubic hair are blocking alot of it.
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>one chance at life
>born with micropenis
You fucks talking about 5" have no idea.
Every time I look at my dick, I know that I'm inferior to 99% of men.
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>>28849837
Can you get disability for that?
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On the topic of penises, I've fucked my dick up.

When I was shaving, , because I'm cut, hair grows up to about mid way of my cock sometimes, I glided the blade over the glands near my head while I was in the shower, just to be thorough, I know...

Anyway, I sort of gave myself a bunch of micro cuts like right below my dick head and, they healed but now the skin is pretty rough in two spots and a little dark. What can I do to get the skin back to normal? Lotion my dick everyday?

I honestly wish there was something ever so caustic I could put on it, just to get new skin to grow.
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>>28849873
>implying I'd ever tell anyone about this
Nigga the fuck. I tell robots because you guys would understand, or at least feel better about yourselves.
>tfw can't urinate properly
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i would literally pay 300 USD per hour to suck a huge, clean white cock (minimum 9 inches long by 6 inches) thick.
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>>28849774
>>28849801
HOW the fuck do you make a penis more moist? My dick is super dry looking too, how the fuck do you guys have super smooth looking dicks?
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>>28849920
Just grow your foreskin back anon
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>>28849900
Hitler had one. Don't feel bad
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>>28849939
Cant do that, im in burgerland, most American girls dont like them.
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>>28849956
>tfw not a charismatic leader
>tfw not able to lead a country
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>>28845988
>girls come up to you and ask you to make them cum
that's still more than most people on this board can say
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>>28849959
Get some stuff called aquaphor at any CVS
It's kinda pricy, $10 for the regular sized jar.

It's kinda like bag-balm, just rub it in completely.
Do that for a month or so.
I'm restoring and it's helped a lot.
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>>28850052
>I'm restoring and it's helped a lot.
Your foreskin? Thanks for the tip anon.
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> a dick thread where not everyone has 5" girth

Mine is usually 7.5 x 4.6
A buddy is 6.5 x 5.0

We're both jealous of each other.
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>>28845356
I believe that bath mates can make you thicker but this new thickness is a kind of flabby, puffy, squeezy thickness unlike a hard, real, erect , thick dick.
Furthermore the effects are temporary like 20 minutes after usin the pump, stage cost us usually is that your dick doesn't get as hard normally anymore.
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5.5 inch girth here

Most vaginas I fuck still feel so loose that after the first time I cum, I have trouble achieving climax the second time the same evening.
my last gf felt so loose tgat 50% of the time I couldn't cum even when j had not yet climaxed that day

It's such bullshit that men are the only ones whose reproductive organs get blamed for how good sex is. The tightness of a girl's bagina Is still just as important to feeling good.
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>>28850328
>tfw you fuck a few girls and then destroy some twink's, unbearably tight, warm asshole
>You fuck in positions you never even dreamed of
>No complaints about periods, headaches, or stress from work, or drama with coworkers

It's just not the same.
FUCK
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I have a 6.5x5.25 in penis. Is that an alright number?
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>>28849881
Let nature take its course Just because the wound has sealed it doesn't mean it still isn't going through the normal process of healing. It's like when you get a cut, then you get discoloration of that area of skin for quite some time before it turns into a scar.

Zinc and vitamin C should help, but if you are really concerned it's best to go to a professional.
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>>28850551
>Zinc and vitamin C

Like a cream? Or should I take zinc supplements and eat citrus?
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>>28850585
Orally. 25mg a day of zinc, up to 2g of vitamin C if your stomach can handle it and you don't have kidney problems.
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>>28849743
God damn, that cock is my fetish. Does any robot have a cock like that? I'd pay to do sexual things to that.
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>>28849743
That looks like something that could destroy most girls. How long?
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>>28850328
I'm thankful I haven't ran into that issue much, and I'm 5 inch girth. I've been with a few loosey gooseys but thankfully I've managed to mostly have vaginas that milk.

The thing I noticed about all the girls who were tight is that they never used sex toys or they didn't have a higher partner count, maybe there's something to that.
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>>28845281
>tfw 7.7x6.5
>tfw cut
>tfw so close
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I want a big fat dick.

in my mouth
Orignul
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>>28851925
>tfw I unironically enjoy throat fucking twinks & DILFS on grindr
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>>28852000
can i gag on your dick please
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>>28852051
No, but you can check those trips.
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>>28849743
holy shit what the fuck lol


is this real?
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>tfw average dick
>small balls

not really sure how to feel.
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>>28849913
Me too, anon, me too. It's one of my biggest fantasies, having a dick like that to suck on for how long I wanted, even if I had to pay for it.
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>>28848299
At what girth regular condoms are too tight?
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>>28845449
>>28845478
That's hot. Sauce?
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>mfw super chode is my new fetish

fuck me? ill ride you forever
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>>28845281
Fuck, that looks juicy as fuck. Where did you get this pic, OP?
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>>28852278
Anything past 4.5" around, or so I've been told.
There's only a couple brands that adhere to my size. Skyn and Durex thin XL.

Regular condoms are anywhere from 50-60 mm. Since I'm sitting at 6" girth, that's about 150 mm, give or take. Sure, they stretch, but as time goes on it feels a little too constrictive.
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>>28849913
i dont think id even leave my house anymore if i had a juicy 9x6 white dick to suck like that desu
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>>28852664
>I'm sitting at 6" girth
Hot. Get it hard and post a pic of it for us, anon.
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>>28852703
Some other time. I'm not shaven, etc.
Also, 6" girth is roughly 2.5" thick.
Most condoms are only 2" thick, which has lead to some problems. I've also destroyed plenty of sex toys.

>>28852673
>9x6
I'm sitting here at 6x6 and I've caused lots of gagging, and people can't take half of it, sometimes. How are you gonna handle something that massive? I'm curious.
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>>28852664
Well, i have 5.8 girth and i dont know which ones to buy. As you're saying that regulars would waste of money on me.
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>>28852748
Yeah, try Skyn and Durex XL, worked for me.
Just don't plan on keeping it on for more than 10 minutes, that's when the pain sets in.
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>>28852746
>roughly 2.5 inches thick
Look, dick's aren't perfectly tubular/circular, but
let x= thickness (horizontal)
>C= pi*D
>2*pi= roughly 6.3, 1 decimal place
therefore that shit is not 2.5 inches thick, unless your dick happens to be an oval or ellipse.
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>>28852664
Post a picture you nigger.
(original)
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>>28852791
Thanks man for saving on condors.
i tried regular ones but was unable to "roll" it down the shaft, so i thought that maybe i didnt know how to use them properly
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>>28852746
>Some other time. I'm not shaven, etc.
I wouldn't mind desu, but since you don't want it, that's cool. Hope you eventually decide to post a pic, though, one of these days. I love thick cocks.
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>>28852851
>Of all the phrases filtered on /r9k/, this is one of them.
Don't know why this is so funny.
Don't really feel the need to summon /pol/acks for more shitposting, anyways. And it's shown up here a couple times anyways.

>>28852841
My bad, my math was off.
I did say roughly. Rounded up for shitposting purposes, naturally.
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>>28845281
>tfw dick looks like that but shorter
I-it's girth that's importat, r-right?
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>>28852746
>I'm sitting here at 6x6 and I've caused lots of gagging, and people can't take half of it, sometimes. How are you gonna handle something that massive? I'm curious.

never realistically thought about it desu, its just a fetish more than anything lol
are you white?
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>>28852947
>shitposting
>not me, the one doing dick maths
Don't hog my spotlight.

Also I'm hinging at like 5.6 girth midshaft, but 6.2 or something at the base, with nearly 8 inch length, would you know any ribbed or special 'for her' condoms that I could still use?
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>>28852568
This.
spikesspikespikespikes
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>>28852984
Those ones are generally good, I've tried the ribbed one.
5.5" at middle of the shaft, and 6" at the base here. You should be fine.
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>>28845281
That's a thick cock
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>>28845281
>tfw my cock will never be big as that
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well atleast you arent a 30 yo virgin with a small 4x3 inch penis
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>>28854345
>4x3
That's flaccid right?
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my cock looks like that
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>>28854432
Sure and everyone on r9k is white 6'3 tall dudes with 8x6 cocks.
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>>28854446
>being this jelly

its not like i use it often so no need to be butthurt
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>>28854422
Erect. Who the fuck posts flacid?
You stupid woman.
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>>28845356
It hasn't been scientifically proven
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>tfw only got a 7x5.5
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What good is a big penis if you'll never get to show it to anyone?
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>>28854777
Confidence boost, the same being tall person even if you'll never get any direct benefit.
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6x5 here
thats good "enough" right?
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>>28852664
>Regular condoms are anywhere from 50-60 mm. Since I'm sitting at 6" girth, that's about 150 mm
I refuse to believe I live on the same planet with someone this stupid. Condom width != girth. 50-60mm is the width of the condom if you flatten it, it corresponds to twice that in girth (before stretching).
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>>28849743

holy shit it looks like a cock tumor
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>>28849900
i dont believe people on 4chan have legit micro dicks, its probably just some avg wanting to feel better about himself.
I would kill so many people if i had a legit micro dick
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>>28855279
True but regular condoms are too small for 150mm/6" girth.
The amount of stretch required is very uncomfortable and significantly increases condom breakage.
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>>28855460
I'm aware, I've had the same experience with 1/4" to 1/2" less than that.
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>>28855322
Scared I'd fuck ur bitch? I'd kill her
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I'm torn between posting my dick to get it rated and not posting it because I know I couldn't handle the criticism and wouldn't believe praise

Also it's a little gay to post your dick for other guys to rate it
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Okay well I've been through too many of these threads and I have NOT seen people mention the correct method of measuring the dick.

So allow me to explain. The correct way to measure your dick is to get a ruler and measure your dick from the SIDE.

NOT the top as that value will be smaller.

And NOT the bottom as that value will be greater.

MEASURE FROM THE SIDE. This is the average length between top and bottom measurements. And is more accurate.

When it comes to pleasuring women most typically prefer girth over length. It is not the length of the dick that causes the pleasure but rather where it is in relation to the rubbing during sex.

Okay so why does it seem like some women like long dicks especially in porn?

A bigger dick just looks better. It's like comparing someone who looks attractive by nature with someone who looks good and maintains a healthy lifestyle. And also it's porn.

Okay anon but they say it feels better to be sexing a big dick why?

Surface area. A bigger dick can cover more parts of the female sex organs. Long dick can be slightly bent to touch vaginal wall and female pleasure point. Thick dick fills the vaginal hole and touches the spot.

While a long dick can bend to bring pleasure it is usually more uncomfortable to do during sex for the man an doesn't always work.

A thick dick is easier to position in relativity to the female sex parts and brings a more full feeling of insertion to the female.

So what do with the information you just said?

Measure penis properly. Then get out more and find a woman.

If the woman don't appreciate your size then she can fuck off. It is possible to find an attractive girl who loves you and your size.

Imo the biggest problem here is not an issue of size but rather an issue of being robot. Making a dick bigger is difficult but developing social skills is much easier.

I am a med fag who studied bio Chem and anatomy so I know my shit. Also getting educated did shit for me & I wage slave.
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>>28855709
small dicklet detected trying to compensate for small peepee.
>studied bio Chem and anatomy so I know my shit

I also studied that and it don mean sheet
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>>28855582
>thick small dick
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>>28855725
No I mean that there isn't any medicine you can take to make dick bigger.

I ran out of word space.
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>>28855582 jesus fucking christs it lika foking bottle
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>be 6.5x5.5
>want the 7x6
Honestly I think it's impossible to be satisfied with what you have unless it's perfect. Same thing goes with height. I am honestly considering getting one of those water pumps even though I know my dick is fine.

But that doesn't even matter, because I'm cut.
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>>28855725
Also measure the penis from the side.

I might be a >dicklet
But measure from the side
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I'll just leave this here

oregano perejil
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>>28855709
>Imo the biggest problem here is not an issue of size but rather an issue of being robot. Making a dick bigger is difficult but developing social skills is much easier.
i dont give a fuck about the whole text you wrote, but is so true that worring about our dicks is not what will help us
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>>28849743
fucking keked what the hell is that
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>>28849743
Why haven't you killed yourself yet?
If i had an triangular shapes cock i'd keep it in my pants rather than show it off, how are you not fucking emberrassed lmao.
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>>28855733
>small
Nigga that looks pretty long
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>>28856955
Once again, I wait for the moment when the "A" percentile will be in the far upper-right corner and some shitheads will still believe it.
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>>28846759
Why are you citing a gonewild Reddit fiction? How can you read this bullshit dialogue and take it as reality?
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What about this guy's dick?
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>>28848664
I posted that earlier. I'll post a picture with a ruler when I'm home.

In any case my dick is about 20cm long and yet no girl will ever be impressed by it so who the fuck cares.

Work on your body or have your FACE and FRAME carry you.

Being a balding lanky ass nerd with a big and nice looking cock is useless.
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>>28845696
kek what phone u have?
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>>28857241
He probably can't even have sex with normal women. Only mega-whores would be able to take that. He's cursed.
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