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Make /r9k/ Great Again Edition.

Parliament of /r9k/ 3.0 Wiki: http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia

IRC: #parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.

>I'm new, what should I do? http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
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Ohayou everywan!
I want to create a coalition of these parties:
-2D
-Homolust
-NLP
-Edgelords
-Cuteposters
-REE
-Niceposters
-Heavy sleepers union
-Snowflakes (if they want to)

We could call it "the anime coalition" or something (if we even need a name).
Would these parties want to join that coalition?
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Posting for glory.
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Anime Sucks looking to form a coalition
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>>28815354
the anti anime coalition
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SS-Memeber reporting for duty.
Actually fell asleep before last nights voting session started.
>>28815081
Wouldn't this basically contain all the major parties?

Also what about the kinda obvious samefagging going on in the Anime Sucks Party?
>>28815354
>>28815392
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>>28815472
>Wouldn't this basically contain all the major parties?
I'm asking all the parties that seem all right if they want to join, but all of them could be in the coalition.
Is it wrong to have such a large coalition?
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Galactic Empire here, for a strong, united 4chan.
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The Anime Sucks party invites all non-weeaboo parties to join our coalition.
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>>28815081
Is "the anime coaliton" a good name?
I would make a page for it on the wiki.
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I am proposing the anti anime sucks bill, I'm done with this samefagging. Can someone put it on the docket i dunno how to well.

Anime Sucks obviously is just one guy, maybe from different IP's. This bill will remove anything having to do with Anime Sucks from parliament, and also disallow anyone from replying to the samefagging memeber"s" of Anime Sucks. If you reply to any posts from Anime Sucks you will be ignored for the rest of the thread.
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>>28815582
Reporting in , the SPQR is an r9k GE client state for now
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>>28815750
I should probably actually add us to the roster, eh?

Also, fuck sleep.
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>>28815081
What would the coalition stand for though? If it stands for anime I don't think REE should join due to the fact its not a specifically anime party.
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>>28815771
It would certainly help.
Choice filename btw
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Im joining REE to be original
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>>28815820
>original
Suuuuuuureeee
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mkiGMtbrPM

OHAYOU EVERYWAN LETS GANBARE!!!
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>>28815789
It would stand for the robots, and all things robotic.
Also, it would oppose normalfags, their ideology and "just be yourself" mindset. Anime is in the name because a part of the parties is pro-anime, and normalfags don't like anime.
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>>28815820
Welcome to the party brethrin
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>>28815839

Exactly, normies shit on anime and try to take our waifus away.

2D is extremely anti-normie.
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>>28815081
Leader and founder of the NLP here. I'd like to discuss this with the other member but a coalition seems to be in our favor
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>>28815839
I'd be open to it if other parties are actually joining
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>>28815792
you're a fucking cuck you retarded monkey
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What does the Western Wojak Party represent? I want to know what I've gotten myself into
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>>28815888
Well, I think we found Leng ;^)
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thanks for the (You)

dipshit
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>>28815875
>>28815081
What would the coalition stand for actually, a mix of the parties? I'd like my party to live a bit before being absorbed, but consider the NLP your ally
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>>28815890
I don't even fucking know, i guess they represent mysteriousness.
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>giant anime coalition of cucks and weeaboos
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>>28815951

That picture perfectly represents you right now.
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>>28815937
>tfw the animefags are going to outnumber everyone
Roo
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>>28815932
Your party would be a separate being. The coalition would discuss bills together, so every party in it can agree on them. This would result in bills that would be considered good by more memebers, and we would have a better chance of passing our bills.

I'm writing the page for the coalition right now.
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>>28815748
Fuck it i'll do it myself but don't expect it to look neat
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>>28815967
Join forces with Anime Sucks
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>>28816010
I enjoy anime but we need to shut down the anime coalition.
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>no other selected party has yet fully agreed on the coalition but the master weeaboo's gonna decide for them
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>>28816044
I just mentioned these parties in order to discuss the list, and ask these parties if they would want to join.
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>>28816038
>>28816044
>>28816010
What say you lads
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>>28815967
Vote for this bill to pass>>28815748
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This exists.

Which makes me conflicted.
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What is this about Anime and some sort of coalition?
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Greetings everyone.
I'll just sit down here for a while.
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>>28815748
I'd vote for it
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>>28816112
2D is going to get absolute power from the cuck parties.
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>>28816145

Did you just call your own party a cuck party.
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>>28815971
I'll review the page and read when it's posted
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>>28816161
I called the selected coalition parties cuck parties
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>>28815748
>tfw anime sucks is getting censored just because weebs cant accept people dont like anime
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>>28816112
Would your party consider joining that coalition, or do wizards hate anime too much?
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I am only one real human bean
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>>28816196
>Being surprised that robots can't handle dissent.
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>>28815748
That's pretty fascist of you

I thought this was a democracy?
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>>28816196
I could care if you're anti anime or not. I personally don't even watch it, what i do care about is the samefagging.
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>>28816233
Wizards work for themselves, we are neutral.
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>>28816260
Dude, to be fair, around half of this parliament is Kai Leng samefagging.
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>>28816260
i dont know about other memebers but im just one guy
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>>28816278

Who is this Kai Leng
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>>28816038
>>28816125
>>28816267
If you are purely pro-robotic whether you range from cyborg to wizard and unaffiliated with anime, consider joining the Moderate Coalition of the SS and Cyber Parties. I have nothing against 2D, but their power needs to be checked. Anime Sucks is disqualified for possible samefagging and virulent hatred against anime and by extension autism. I am not seeking office myself but would be happy to see Wizards, REE, or Western Wojak in power.
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>>28816293
He can't come to grips with the fact that his opinions don't matter to everyone
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>>28816301
We will consider it, as long as you give us all the power and decision making to my colleague dingus
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>>28816301
Intredasting. How do I join this SS? I want to protect the Wojak squad from an extremely painful death by anime.
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>>28816298
Oldfag from the /pol/ Parliament, former 2nd in command of Cerberus and leader of the Serfs. Probably the third greatest samefag in the history of Parliament.

RIP Goldstein. You were too good for this parliament, too pure.
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>>28816353
>extremely painful
You're a big guy...
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>>28815081
I'd be up for it. We could simply call it the Robot Coalition or something along those lines as we let most people in, just not the normalfags.
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>>28816389

For thou.

Fuck that wasn't original
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>>28816301
>Liking anime
>Not autistic
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>>28816363
desu senpai he was kicked out of cerberus twice and killed almost every parliament by itself
> serfs
top kek i hope you guys will experience that level of autism too

>>28816389
Bane?
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>>28816301
>disqualified
No bill or rule says you can do this
Kill yourself faggot

I have been only bangers since the start
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>>28816344
What do you want the power for?
>>28816353
Well I'm speaking to you as a representative of the Special Snowflakes to a Western Wojak memeber. Hopefully the rest of the WWP will have a discussion amongst yourselves whether or not to join the coalition.
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>>28816427
You might be right if it comes to the name.
Is "robot coalition" a better name?
I don't want this coalition to be dedicated to just anime.

>>28816466
>Bane?
Aye.
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>>28816466
I think the Serfs would actually feel quite at home in /r9k/. They can till the land for their lord in peace, the Robots certainly won't risk social interaction with them.
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>>28816476
Your samefagging is quite obvious, and banning parties is nothing new, we did that last year with the fembot party. There is no rule that says that it's impossible to outlaw a party with a bill.
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>>28816520
>Says the biggest party
It's not samefagging, you literal autistic weeb
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>>28816487
To bring forth an age of Wizards.
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>>28816520
Prove to me where I same fagged you schitz cuckold
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>>28816520
bane
you dont get rid of parlament autists that easily
you need to ignore them, they are capable of creating and managing multiple parties at once

dont feed the shitposter, they will disappar all when the puppetmaster gets bored enough
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testing something don't mind me
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>>28816604
Anime communists need to get OUT!
RRRREEEEEEEEEEE
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Evening lads. Anybody did anything exciting today? I had a physics exam.
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>>28816632
Anime communists need to get OUT!
RRREEEEEEEEEEE

>Japanese
>Commies
>Not Us of A bitch

dude you can do better
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>>28816642
This parliament is becoming a two-party system. I blame the shaky groundwork where you can ban parties from voting.

Disgusting.
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Can I start a new party?
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>>28816642

I went shopping and bought stuff to slow cook a curry.
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>>28816669
Join mine instead
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>>28816564
Here's some of it that I found:
>>28773876
>>28773906
>>28773933 (dubs)
>>28773945
>>28773956
>>28773966 (dubs)
>>28773998
>>28774007
>>28774098
>>28774155 (dubs)
>>28774190

It totally doesn't look like it was one person jerking off mentally.
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>>28816666
czeched. Also how is that relevant to my post?

>>28816678
Sounds nice.
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>>28816642
I got my neetbux today. Going to blow every cent that isn't on bills or food on Star Wars.

When it's not 3:30fuckingAM
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>>28815875
Sup, National Loli Party memeber reporting in.
I'm not sure how I feel about Homolust, but 2d, Edgelords, Cuteposters, Niceposters, Heavy Sleepers union, and REE I am all totally behind and respect.

A coalition seems like it could be good idea.
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>>28816737

>Sounds nice.

I make a pretty good curry desu.
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>>28816737
That's all I did today.
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>>28816669
Yes, you can. But I think everybody in here would be very gratefull if you'd just join an existing party or choose to be [Independent], because all the different partys are getting quite confusing right now.
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>>28816737
Well you were inquiring the proceedings of parliament. As it is, negotiations are happening for potentially a 2D coalition and a Moderate one with us, the SS. The lone Cyber memeber's already with us, and I have invited Wizards and WWP as well.
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>>28816731
lol
thanks for the 3 (you)s
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*waves*
Hey everyone, I'm here.
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>>28816755
I'd ask for you to share if i wasnt in another country.

>>28816770
>>28816785
I'm even more confused now. But don't take it further, i don't think that would help. As for coalitions, how does that work?
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>>28815706
Chinese Cartoon Coalition.
It has alliteration.
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>>28816819
*ponders for a moment*
What's the deal about coalitions if we're not even democratically elected?
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>>28816830
I think that "robot coalition" is even better. Anion is right.
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>>28816797
fuck i forgot to le funny tabs
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Calling it now. It'll end up being Cyborgs VS Robots
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>>28816859
What about "Metallic Coalition of Robots"?
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>>28816878
I don't think that a long name would be a good one.
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>>28816819
>>28816837
This is my first parliament as well. As I understand, parties enter into coalitions so that a government cabinet may be formed since the leader of the most power party of the majority coalition becomes prime minister?
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>>28816878
>>28816909
How about "Pedophiles Anonymous"?
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>>28816909
Then Robot Coalition is fine.
Just shooting shit around is all.
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>>28816914
Pretty much. It's also a way that smaller parties can combine forces to take down bigger one. whilst maintaining their independence.
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>>28816914
>a government cabinet may be formed since the leader of the most power party of the majority coalition becomes prime minister?
That was the case a year ago.
If we're going to follow these rules, everyone outside of the robot coalition would become the opossition.
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>>28816914
>prime minister
Dear god I hope we don't get that shit here.
4chan and /r9k/ in particular is all about abolishing hierarchy and being anonymous and equals.
*shivers*
I can't think about some 'prime minister' swinging his dick around here.
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>>28816955
Agreed. It breaks down our democratic process.
No one party should have all that power
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Looking to join the frontiers men. Gotta get me a homestead and have 8 qt blonde children with my butter churning wife who wears modest dresses.
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>>28816955
>I can't think about some 'prime minister' swinging his dick around here.
>implying I haven't done that a year ago
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>The anime sucks same fags are at it again
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>>28817010
Looks like you forgot to put on another name, Bano
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>>28817010
>forgot my trip
Ohayou parliament
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Since I proved that I am not same fagging >>28816797
Could ya vote against the Anti Anime Sucks bill
unless you're corrupt that is
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>>28817003
BANE?
Why does he swing the dick?
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>>28817036

Wolf-kun!

Awoo!
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>>28817054
This.
Even Anime Sucks doesn't go so far as to ban members from voting. That's just unethical.
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>>28817036
>man im sick of these 2D samefags
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>>28817054
>that
>proof
Web elements isn't hard anon
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>>28817002
Whoops didn't realize it needed a trip. Here is mine.
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Could someone give me the basic rundown of the parties?
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>>28817114
What proof can any member give that this isn't just a big circlejerk?
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>>28817066
Wanon!

So for 2D related news, is crunchyroll any good? I'm not worried about the price but I heard that the subtitles are bad? Normally I just download on nyaa but having a good streaming source would be nice desu desu
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>>28817132
Look at the wikia. There should be a map where the parties fall on a political spectrum
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>>28817119
Sweet Emprah who let the christfags in?

>>28817142
>Implying 4chan itself isn't just one big circlejerk.
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>>28816797
>A (you) is a way to prove it's not me
>it's not like I can easily edit the live webpage
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>>28817142
Make a screenshot off>>28816731 aswell in the next 5 minutes, ill explain later
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>>28817142
Not much honestly.

I recall a screencap of some anon stating how he had multiple computers would sometime overtake threads jut arguing with himself.
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>>28817132
Anime sucks is an anti anime feels party
I'd join us but then you'd be me samefagging

>>28817186
>implying I know how to do that
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>>28816754
Hello fellow member!
A coalition might benefit greatly. Homolust is indeed still questioning...
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>>28817182
No, you love us. Don't try to hide it. Deep down you know degeneracy is bad for our nations.
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Western Wojak Party leader reporting.
>>28815890
Protection of robots from
>That feel
, a dangerous little virus that infects proud cyborgs and robots and turns them into dirty normalfags. Plus the standard anti-normie sentiments and acceptance for the outcast.

>tl;dr no more
>That feel
>NORMIES OUT
>Waifu acceptance (thanks 2D, cuteposters, etc.)
>Reclamation of Pepe and Wojak
>Protection of robots
>Other stuff
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>>28817210
yeah anime sucks is just a guy with six computers that really doesnt like anime
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>>28817167

Normally I just download from HorribleSubs desu, never done streaming but I mean I suppose its the best you can get.
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>>28817263
This makes you guys sound like a party that could potentially join the robot coalition. Would you want to do it?
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>>28817132
The Galactic Empire considers itself a Moderate Cyborg party, originally founded on /tg/. We're for the following:

>Protection of NEETBUX, because if we're wagecucks we can't play games.
>Helping Robots become Cyborgs through TRADITIONAL GAMES.
>All men have the right to a waifu, whether 2D or 3D.
>Uniting all of 4chan under a single banner to present a strong front against outside threats.
>Star Wars memes.

We're the current main Opposition party on /pol/ parliament, as well as the winners of the last /tg/ parliament.

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Galactic_Empire

>>28817258
Depends on your definition of degeneracy. I'm personally a follower of the Sith Code, so, y'know.
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>>28817096
Do you remember who our leader is?
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>>28817167
Used kissanime before I started downloading
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>>28817263
>Other stuff
Sounds good!
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>>28817272
I wait for BD rips of shows I care about.
Shows that already came out that I haven't seen yet I also download in their best quality rips.

For everything else I just stream.
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Please donate to the Anime Sucks charity to fund the treatment for Bano's Schizophrenia
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>>28817263
Sounds sound.

>>28817288
I think we should get parliament into a better shape before dedicating ourselves to a coalition.
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just testing some shit plz ignore
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>>28817189
Ok. Done.
Setting up a page for Anime Sucks.

Anyone know the original leader?
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>>28817373
I created Anime Sucks, lad
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>>28817312
me, we're all the same guy right?
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>>28817358
Exactly how much of a "better shape" do you have in mind dear Wojak Party?
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>>28817418
For starters, we need a bloody uneven number of seats. In what world is it good that politicians can end in a draw? Also WWP is growing, and i'd like to see some time pass, so we don't commit on unfavourable terms.
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>>28817385
Added the page to Parties.
Hopefully people will take us more seriously. Feel free to change what you like
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At least
>>28817373 and >>28816797 seem to live in different time zones, so there's that.
I was actually hoping to see a pic from a desktop pc so we could at least be sure that the person posting would at least have to have 2 computers.
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>>28817386

THEY ADMIT IT!!
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>>28817527
I have a phone
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>>28817485
I can respect that.
Do you like lolis, because here's a loli for you.
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Are we still in a coalition with SS, HSU, etc?
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>>28817562
Original phone
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>>28817527
I wouldn't be NormalChad if I didn't use a phone.
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>>28817565
Disregard that low quailty loli.
Nobody likes artifacts
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>>28817485
The coalition will be open to parties joining after it's created, so you'll be able to join it later.
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>>28817603
I'm pretty indefferent regarding lolis, but i appreciate the gesture. Also save your damn images as .png if they are drawn.
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>>28817634
When I save them myself I do.
That was taken from a thread, and the new picture I posted I'll have you know was uploaded in jpg format so there.
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When are we gonna start voting guis?
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Here we go, here we go again. Guess it will fall on my shoulders to bring back Autistic Socialism. One Goal, One Spectrum, One Gentlemen!

>God damn this original comment shit
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I'm secretly hoping for the return of The Lone Wolf Party
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>>28817809
>Implying you weren't the one who ran it
>inb4 the memeber of it shows up
It probably wasn't you, but who knows
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>>28817809
I'm secretly hoping for the return of OC and new memes.
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>>28817941
I think we all wish and hope for a future filled with OC.
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>>28817941
That would be glorious.
I don't have time to make OC in-between teeth brushings and flossings, unfortunately
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>>28817979
I've thought about it, and if the coalition panned out I would be fine with you being Prime Minister.
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>>28818033
Not sure if I'm comfortable with the workload that comes with the Prime Minister title. Somewhere deep down inside my neet core a little voice whispers "no".
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>>28818029

GANBATTE NORMALCHAD BRUSH THOSE TEETH!!!!!!
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>>28817941
Woops forgot my trip.
*thinks original thoughts*
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*Cough*
When will the parliament begin voting?

I'm sure there's plenty of memebers waiting to do their duties.

Until then, I'm going to enjoy all of these burgers
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>>28818311
*Shrugs*
I have no clue, my friend. Who even runs this show here? Do we even have a chairman?
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>>28818311
We can start voting now if people want to.
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>>28818343
Usually Bano or another [2d] memeber handles the sessions.
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I propose the foundation of a new party to represent the wagecucks of /r9k/, myself included.
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>>28818311
voting would be fun
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>>28818349
I vote Yay on that.

I'm ready.
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>>28818343
FUCKING TRIP
*rages originally*
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>>28818349

Lets GAN-BA-REEE!!!!!!!!
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Okay, you wanted a voting session, here it is.

The first bill for today:
>Sword Fight Limitation Bill:
>Proposed by: Richard J. Bell [Frontiersmen] !!osiA74l6jYr

All sword fight in parliament are banned. The term 'sword' includes the following objects:

a. butter knives
b. katanas
c. medieval broadswoards
d. swiss army knives
e. assault baguettes
f. echanted objects for cutting
g. summoned objects for cutting
Swordfights in parliament will be fined with removal of sword and repayment of destroyed furniture.

The voting time is 10 minutes.
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Nay.
>shall not be infringed
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>>28818452
Nay
>sword fights is more honorable than gunfights

...and look up friend", the old man said...
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>>28818452
Yay.

Too many seat destructions and far too many casualties inside of parliament have gone on. We need to put our foot down and make them fight outside, where we can circle around them and chant in unison.
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>>28818452

Nay,

Swordfighting is an art to be preserved for all generations.

>>28818479

You have to quote or your vote won't be counted.
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>>28818452
Nay.

oregano
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>>28818452
>f. echanted objects for cutting

NAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>28818452
Hmmm. Nay.
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>>28818452
Nay.

What the fuck is this, Britain? Besides "*katana* RPing" is a valid meme and should be protected as such.
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>>28818479
>>28818452
>>28818513
thought i quoted. nay.
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>>28818537

>What the fuck is this, Britain?

Goddamn I chuckled.
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>>28818452
Nay!
When will they stop trying to limit our rp experience?
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>>28818452
Nay, what about firearms?
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>>28818557
That's a cute pic. Nice doggers.
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>>28818452
Nay, I like edgelords and I enjoy their roleplaying.
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>>28818567
This bill only affects sword fights, and gives definitions on what constitutes a "sword"

Bare-knuckle brawls and gunfights are still legitimate, as well as magic(of the non-cuttinf variety)
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>>28818567
*unsheathes katana*
Firearms, kid...? Really, hehe?

*Shadowsteps behind you*
...Grow a pair... Will you?

*Teleports back to his seat*
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>>28818452
Nay the fuck off!?!
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>>28818452
Nay.

For they are elegant weapons... from a more civilized age.
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>>28818452
Time's up!
11 votes total:
>1 yay
>10 nay
The bill fails.
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>>28818650
*applauds*
Great work, everyone!
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>The rest of my party is absent from the voting session
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>>28818650

*rests Zweihander by my side*

Good, this is good.
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Join my new Party fellow robots. We will pass a bill to ban all the normalfags!
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>>28818709
That's a pretty big name
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>>28818635
Noice.

>>28818650
Good. Very good.
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>>28818650
*slides assault baguette under you neck*

Yeah, that's what I thought.

*de summons weapon*

I trust all will be good...hehehe
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>>28818650
The second bill for today:
>Make /r9k/ great again act:
>Proposed by Wolf [2D] !j5uMfBYY8w

http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Legislative_Docket#Make_.2Fr9k.2F_great_again_act:

I'm posting a link this time, because the robot thinks that bill is spam.

The voting time is 10 minutes.
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>>28818744
Yay, let's make /r9k/ great again!
I wanted to build that wall for a long time.
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>>28818709
Join my party fellow KHHV robots. Its TIME OUR VOICES ARE HEARD IN OUR OWN BOARD.
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>>28818744

YAY

WE'RE GONNA MAKE /R9K/ GREAT AGAIN.

WE'RE GONNA BUILD A WALL.
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>>28818744
Yay.
We musn't let our culture become a spectacle to the Reddit normies.
Build that wall!
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>>28818744
Yay.
Anyone who nays is to be kicked out the second the wall is built.
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>>28818744
BUILD
A
WALL

YAY!
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>>28818718
For you
*memes in a fashion that has not been done before*
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>>28818744
/r9k/ is probably the one board that truly, honestly needs a wall. For its own safety.

I'm going to have to vote YAY on this one. I'd also suggest research into inter-website superweapons.
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>>28818718
Use KHHVP
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>>28818744
Yay for that siesta.
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>>28818744
Yay!

...hidden from view he tried to steady his breathing....
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>>28818744
Yay
We need a wall!
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>>28818744
Yay!
We need to deport the illegal normies and make /r9k/ great again!
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>>28818452
nay, edgy swordfights are fun
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>>28818744
Yay.

I do hope we will NOT get rid of ironic normie memes. Only their memes, not the normies themselves.
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>>28818744
yay, no more normies ruining this great civilization of ours
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>>28818810

>being this late to voting
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>>28818834
pls no bully tbo
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>>28818819
O shit waddup!

Good boi
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>>28818744
I vote yea. How could anyone oppose this?
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>>28818744
Though I have my own concerns about the bill, I'll vote alongside the rest of my party as a Yay.
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>>28818880

No bully intended senpai.
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ANIME FAGS GO STAY IN YOUR FUCKING CONTAINMENT BOARDS AND TAKE THE TRAPFAGS WITH YOU. Robots its time we banned anime on this board.
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>>28818744
Yay!!
Am i too late?
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>>28818945
There hasn't been a single nay vote yet, so it wouldn't matter that much if you were too late.
*Smiles*
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>>28818744
Time's up!
13 votes total:
>13 yay
>0 nay
The bill passes!
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>>28818744
Yay
original original yay
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>>28818964

We'd know who the normies are if they were to vote nay.
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>>28818964
I just want to be part of the historic moment at which this parliament completely agrees on one topic, tbqh.
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>>28818912
No you

>>28818983
Clearly they all abstained from voting.
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JUST MUTE MY SHIT UP
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>>28818995
I hadn't considered that.
Would you say that you -could- care less now?
*chuckles*
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>>28818912
Feel free to join Anime Sucks.
We do not have many objectives, but to quell the raging inferno of anime supremacists and their hostility towards non-weebs
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>>28819011
I love this meme so much. Thank you for posting it.
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>>28818975
Great, I wanted to build a wall for a long time.
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>>28818983
I'm a normie and i voted yay.
Siestas, nigga.
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>>28819094

>I'm a normie

You shouldn't be proud to announce that.
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>>28819094
What is your Party, anyway?
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>>28818975
The third bill for today:
>Normie Separation Bill (NSB)
>Proposed by y-you too [REE] !e6tn/uK1Uw

The Normie Seperation Bill will require all normies to join a left (normie) party. If there are normies in a robot party they are required to move to a normie party. If this is not done the punishment is being killed slower in the beat uprising then most of your normie friends.

The voting time is 10 minutes.
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>>28819094
>normie
>Normie
>NORMIE
>GET OUT OF MY EMPIRE
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Hey, that's pretty good.

>Original commento, friend.
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>>28819158
I only have this name ironically.

Yay
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>>28819158
Yay.

All normies should be removed from parties and forced into wan so we know who they are.
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>>28819158
Yay
original original original yay
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>>28819158
[yaying intensifies]
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>>28819158
Yay, normalfags need to go into their little ghetto.
>Inb4 Holocaust for normies
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