St. Elliot Rodger's Day edition.
Wiki:
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Parliament_of_/r9k/_2_Wikia
IRC:
#parliamentofr9k on Rizon IRC.
>I'm new, what should I do?
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Guide_for_newfags
>>28770342
First for Special Snowflakes!
>>28770342
can't wait for some stacies to get absolutely destroyed desu
So, we'll wait for more people to show up, and then we'll vote.
>>28770342
what's with the fucked up chart?
It's not easy to find something original and useful to say just to show you're here and alert.
>>28770501
What's fucked up about it?
>>28770516
you're missing a lot of members, such as myself i think
>>28770342
>>28770556
independent has 6 members senpai
>>28770516
Ron's chart was better. This one is just oversimplified.
I hereby declare the existence of the Moralist Conservative Party. Our main goal is to fight the decadence which is deeply rooted in society and also in this board. Some of our main focuses are:
1. Make robots into decent men
2. Make fembots into decent women
3. Make sexual abstinence mandatoryException if it is within a loving and stable relationship
4. Enforce Christianity as a board religion, though allow some minorities (agnostics, and non-militant atheists) to practice their faith in silence
5. Purge 2d
6. Make /r9k/ less gay
Who is with me? The party will guide you to a worthy and free life
>>28770556
I made it based on a list made from memebers from the last thread. It isn't up to date.
>>28770583
What's wrong with keeping things simple?
>>28770609
Well there's nothing wrong with it, but I think a lot of memebers would appreciate the usefulness of seeing who's who without having to resort to having the wiki constantly open in another tab. Just my 2c, don't be offended. I'm a pretty lazy parliamentarian anyways.
>>28770607
no fucking way. enforcing religion is why i hate religion. christianity is a normie religion, and only brainwashed idiots cannot see it.
>purge 2d
yeah, no. go and don't come back unless you wanna die
>>28770607
>1. Make robots into decent men
There's something clearly wrong with robots. A robot won't make a good society member.
>2. Make fembots into decent women
"Fembots" don't even exist, idiot.
>3. Make sexual abstinence mandatory Exception if it is within a loving and stable relationship
Whatever. I don't care about penetrating things.
>4. Enforce Christianity as a board religion, though allow some minorities (agnostics, and non-militant atheists) to practice their faith in silence
Fuck every single religion. Every person with at least some stuff between ears that works will stay away from it.
>5. Purge 2d
No. 2D is the only thing anyone should be attracted to if they are attracted to anything at all.
>6. Make /r9k/ less gay
No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with preferring dicks.
>>28770676
I couldn't even fit all parties on the legend thingy, and having a lot of colors makes parties hard to distinguish.
>>28770683
>enforcing religion is why i hate religion
This. Believe in whatever bullshit you like, but keep it to yourself, and don't force your children into it.
>>28770607
>>28770683
>>28770712
Seconded. Enforcing religion isn't okay. Outlawing certain dangerous religious practices is, but outlawing belief systems entirely? Fuck off m8.
Unless you're a Jedi. Order 66 best day of my life.
>>28770683
>>28770712
>>28770751
You are free to lead godless lives if that is what you chose, as long as you don't corrupt others.
>>28770773
That's the thing. I don't talk about religion until someone brings it up.
>>28770773
There's also the issue of what 'decent' men and women are, how comprehensive this 2d purge is, and fuck off for hating on gays.
I will oppose your party.
Niggers aren't human
Original post
>>28770790
Religion is a good thing for a community and individual, that's why there is good reason to push for it.
>>28770826
A decent man is a man of morals who is also virtuous and fulfilled, while the criteria for a good woman are a bit different they are in the big strokes the same, the 2d purge will not be a hostile one but rather teaching robots to leave that behind them, and lastly we don't hate gays just as we don't hate other degenerates but we prefer the morally correct wayalso a homosexual may be almost as decent as a hetero.
>>28771020
>Make r9k less gay.
>But we don't hate gays.
"We don't hate you, we just want to slowly breed you out."
Gib back stolen generation.
>>28771020
Dost thou protest too much?
>>28771044
We don't want to breed you (or them if you aren't one of them), if you have already strayed down the path of homosexuality there is only so much we can do about it. But like I said a homosexual man may be almost as morally correct as a decent straight man. We want to hinder more people from becoming homosexual and we want to make good men of the ones who arelesbians can burn in hell though
>>28771044
"breed out" gays...They do this on their own, yet there's always more out there.
hmmmmmm...
>>28771144
I think someone has been having immoral thoughts
>>28771020
no, freedom, whether good or bad for people and society, is truth. i would help a man free the world even if he meant to destroy it in doing so. i would rather die freely than live without freedom. i have no allegiances, no respect for anyone who subdues the free man. call me edgy, immature, or stupid, but i hold freedom above all things.
"the free man owns himself. He can damage himself with either eating or drinking; he can ruin himself with gambling. If he does he is certainly a damn fool, and he might possibly be a damned soul; but if he may not, he is not a free man any more than a dog."
>>28771202
taken, by the way, from the words of a famous christian writer
Deedle doo im autistic
>>28771202
The point isn't to limit people's ability to commit immoral actions trough legislative means, but to remove their desire to. I by no means want to remove liberties, I want to convince that our way is the truly fulfilling way.
Skippety do i have autism
>>28771144
>Hinder people from becoming homosexual.
>Becoming homosexual.
>Homosexuality is a choice.
Oh boy here we go.
>>28771174
Well, true, they don't breed in the genetic sense, at least not in any way we've been able to pin down. A recessive gene, perhaps, but we've yet to find it.
So, you've a point there.
>>28771248
Wow. That's some orwellian shit right there. Don't outlaw it, make it doubleplusungood.
>>28771202
>I hold freedom above all things
Im autistic boop dee doo
>>28771248
get the hell out before i kill you. we jerk off to 2d whenever we fell like and draw pentagrams to summon satan if we want. i can invoke the full power of Lucifer, so you'd better fuck off if you value your life
>>28770607
I'm joking ur party
P. Anonymous reporting in.
>>28771292
How is it Orwellian? Every society has always had it's own norms and morals and we want to promote a set which we see lead to a better community and individual. About your first point, I don't believe it is a choice, but I believe it can be an "acquired taste". For example many anons report they have had no homosexual tendencies before finding out about /fit/, futanari, or traps but afterwards they are raging homosexual. I know this evidence is anecdotal but I think it's pretty clear that exposure to homosexuality may lead to homosexuality.
>>28771346
There is no point in arguing with you because you have already taken your stance, I hope you can serve a good example of a lost man without morals.
>>28771450
NEMA! LIVEE, MORF SU REVILLED TUB NOISHAYTPMET OOTNI TON SUH DEEL SUS TSHAIGA SAPSERT TAHT YETH. VIGRAWF EU ZA SESAPSERT RUA SUH VIGRAWF DERB ILAID RUA YED SITH SUH VIG NEVEH NI SI ZA THRE NI NUD EEB LIW EYTH MUCK MODNGIK EYTH MAIN EYTH EEB DWOHLAH NEVAH NI TRA CHIOO. RETHARF RUA!
>>28771495
Why are the edgelords so cute?
>>28771422
Who is this semen demon desu senpai
>>28771422
>>28771522
same dubs twice. You can all praise me now.
BEHOLD! I SUMMON SATAN
Trench Coat Mafia Member reporting in.
>>28771144
You're a bad person. Please stop.
>>28771536
Karen Araragi.
Whoo boy! Moralfags never fail to rile up threads like nothing else.
YOU DON'T STAND A CHANCE
IN HELL
>>28771422
>>28771522
My god, the dubs of a true hero
>>28770342
Evening, niggers
Gibberish at the end of a post to force originality may result in mod intervention
>>28771586
Nice desu ne this is now my waifu senpai
>>28771595
I just want to squeeze your little cheek. You're so adorable.
>>28771603
Thanks for the check, fellow [2D]
YOU COULD HAVE LISTENED
BUT NOW YOU WILL BE DESTROYED
>>28771559
I am sad you feel that way but I respect your opinion, and I hope you respect my conviction that I am doing good.
>>28771421
Welcome to the party!
>>28771620
>>28771522
of course, i love semon demens
>>28771632
Leave this place, swine
>>28771632
We need to cleanse the degeneracy here, one robot at a time.
>>28771632
NO
BEGONE
>>28771647
Please refrain from calling anyone in parliament a "semon demon" this is a place a business.
>>28771666
Thumbnail looks like a woman spreading her ass with both hands and showing her natural unbleached asshole.
>>28771632
You're entitled to speak your mind, but just don't get too preachy. This is a legislative chamber not a church!
>>28771676
Fuck off, you're not even in the parliament
>>28771666
Sick trips. I respect you.and your cuteness
>>28771703
I forgot to trip. If me posting Karen didn't notify you that it was me then yeah....
Im starting a new party if you love being degenerate and hate traditional values this is the party for you
>>28771721
but of course i'm cute, lucifer was said to be the most beautiful angel. if i was gay he'd be my husbando
>>28771699
I will keep that in mind, though in my defense my first post was going to be "preachy". I needed to explain the purpose of my party, the rest has been nothing but defending my stance.
>>28771722
I love plurality! Even though we are complete polar opposites I respect the existence of your party.
>>28771740
Do you wanna go behind the parliament building andsummon him?
>>28771765
Cool beans mr. Want to see a picture of my dick?
>>28771767
i already have though>>28771666
Happy saint elliots day everyone, what did i miss?
>>28771834
I summoned satan successfully
>>28771666
>>28771654
Stop posting mai waifu right now. This pic is shit.
>>28771722
Most parties hate traditional values and love being degenerate.
>>28771868
Are you sure it wasn't just... A HOLOGRAM
*Morphs to show that I am the real satan*
I WILL SEND YOU TO THE PITS OF HELL
So what is this all about?Jackie Chan is a cuck
>>28771913
Don't be ridiculous, only the true satan would have satanic trips
So what is on the menu for parliament today?
>>28771932
>tfw found out
original
>>28771934
Take a look at the docket.
We should try to vote soon.
Anyone wants to take care of voting today?
Hourly reminder that there is nothing more disgusting than an anime loving weeaboo and his waifu
Join my party pls <3
>>28771982
BY THE POWER OF SATAN I COMPEL YOU
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28772016
Piss off sweetheart
Youre not an edgelord
>>28771982
Are you sure you want the wrath of 2D?
>>28772029
IT'S TOO LATE FOR YOU
*SEND YOU INTO THE ETERNAL FIERY ABYSS
THIS IS THE FATE YOU CHOSE
Everyone post pictures of yourself naked lol
>>28771981
I can take care of the voting.
Should I start it now or wait?
Meme meme meme meme meme
Im autistic
>>28772081
We can try now. We should start with the first vote that will be 20 minutes. It seems that this helps a lot with getting enough votes.
>>28772119
He actually was that bad iirc
>>28772123
Okay, I'm going to start it soon, I need to take care of some things irl now.
I am making a motion than in order to become an MP you have to post a picture of your dick and or butt
>>28772373
Mama mia thats terrible
>>28772373
I rewrote the list, because we had a roll call yesterday.
Just add yourself back to the list of memebers.
>>28772448
Well damn. I tried seeing if there was a thread yesterday because I thought there was gonna be one but I couldn't find the thread. Must have been either before or well after you made the thread.
Newest REEpublican right here.
>>28772499
That thread was up for over 24 hours I think, but there is nothing bad about adding yourself back to the list of memebers.
>>28772561
Oh god I'm just retarded then ;_;
Has everyone checked if they are in the list of memebers and added themselves if they aren't there?
I'll redo the seat graph tomorrow.
>>28772561
>I keep forgetting to put in my trip.
Someone kill me.
May I just join any party I want or is there some kind of admittance requirements?
>>28772623
>>28772634
>I didn't reply to my own post
I think about killing myself every day.
>>28771982
We are against the degeneracy known as 2D/animu. Join our party or at least ally us tbqh
>>28772651
You have to make an oath to never watch anime
>>28772227
I'm back.
The first bill for today:
>Make Waifus Great Again Edit
>Proposed by Wanon[2D]!!fK/gPzHaQGM
3DPD cannot be waifus, normies are integrating themselves into Parliament, as robots we HATE women with a passion, these people are coming along and toting their 3DPD whores as pure and waifu which is against EVERYTHING /r9k/ and the Parliament stand for, I propose,
That parties dedicated to 3DPD WAIFUISM members are immediately pointed towards the Normie party or equivalent as stated by EXCEPTIONS
The word waifu CANNOT BE USED to describe ANY AND ALL 3DPD WOMEN during Parliament hours.
The claimed waifu and husbando list cannot be tainted by anyone claiming 3DPD.
PUNISHMENTS.
REPEAT OFFENDERS SHALL HAVE THEIR NAMES STRIPPED FROM PARLIAMENT AND ALL MEMBERS OF PARLIAMENT WILL BE ENCOURAGED TO NOT RESPOND TO ANYONE CAUGHT USING THE TERM WAIFU BEING USED FOR 3DPD AND FILTERED BY ALL MEMBERS.
FILTERING REPEAT OFFENDERS ONLY. PLEASE GIVE PEOPLE A CHANCE TO ADJUST TO THE RULES.
EXCEPTIONS.
PARTIES CAN BE FORMED FOR 3DPD BUT THEY CANNOT CALL OR REFER THEM AS WAIFUS.
>>28772651
not really any requirements, just join one that appeals to your ideals. the common sense party takes pretty much anyone
>>28772556
Welcome to the party famalam, one normie at a time they will be gone.
>>28772651
You can join whatever you want.
>>28772694
The voting time is 20 minutes, btw.
>>28772694
This bill is shit my waifu is pic related
>>28772694
Yay. I agree with this bill.we're voting right?
>>28772694
Voting yay for this.
Hello, I'm the BOYNEXTDOOR
>>28772734
>sophie turner
I wish I could vote twice just to spite you.
>>28772736
Yes, we are.
>>28772694
I'm voting yay.
>>28772694
NAY this bill is absolute cancer and should die a horrible death
>>28772694
Nay, even though women are fucking horrible it still doesn't stop me from being physically attracted to them.
>>28772720
I'm currently in an empty library; there are 15 open computers. I'll make tripcodes for all of them and have immense voting power over all of you.
>>28772694
YAY
Waifus must be protected at all costs
>>28772756
yeah shes a qt what of it
>>28772720
Here's to a parliamentary majority.
>>28772774
She is the definition of trashy.
is this now a karen araragi thread?
>>28772694
Nay, 3D waifus are best waifus
>>28772752
Welcome to the demise of normie scum on r9k
>>28772764
All the bill does is prevent you from calling them your waifu. No one said you couldn't be attracted to them.
>>28772772
>>28772758
>>28772740
>>28772736
and 4 for yay
>>28772760
>>28772764
>>28772802
3 for nays
>>28772734
Disgusting 3D people cannot be waifus/husbandos, friend.
>>28772797
You mean she is the definition of qt*
>>28772694
Yay (thou as a Wizard I don't hate women they no longer affect my kind in any way, I can accept that the term waifu can't apply to 3D).
...for what seemed like ages he stood frozen gazing into the...
>>28772791
Cheers m8, were catching up to 2D
>>28772832
Pic related is my waifu, and there is nothing you can say or do to prove otherwise
RoboBob here, joining Cuteposters United. Let's get that ID.
>>28772651
You can join whatever party by using a tripcode and putting the party name in square brackets. If you stand for the dignity of the individual and recognize mental illness is not a meme, consider joining the Special Snowflake Party. Despite the name, we're robots, just pretty neutral ones not fueled by militant ideology.
>>28772694
Against this because anime is awful
Perhaps their should be a bill to prevent 2ds' super retards from posting their 'waifus' all across the thread.
>>28772694
Can't say I am overly fond of the 2D agenda, but it seems reasonable enough to want to protect fair usage of the term. I vote yea.
>>28772907
I think that if you look at the passed bills you will find that your request is quite impossible.
>>28772907
I suggest your drop that attitude if you want to be on the right side of history.
>>28772874
You got me at
>pretty neutral.
>>28773044
Welcome, there was another member besides me but I haven't seen him since the first thread. I hope to see you in future sessions, friend.
Hello what party should i join
>>28772694
And time's up.
11 votes total:
>6 yay votes
>5 nay votes
The bill passes.
>>28773016
I dont see how being an filthy anime freak makes you enlightened or on 'the right side of history.'
>>28772734
>>28772774
>>28772802
>>28772837
>>28772852
Eat shit faggot normies, 3DPD CANNOT BE WAIFUS.
>>28772694
Nay. We need to accept the fact that there are fembots as well, and these should not be hated - with a passion or otherwise. It is saddening to see this kind of hate coming from other memebers of the parliament, and even more so to see it coming from a memeber of an allied party.
The rest of the bill I do agree with. Claiming a to have a 3DPD "waifu" is absolutely blasphemous.
Pic related. Yuno Gasai is now claimed as my waifu, and I will not have any other anon contesting this.
>>28773158
That's nice.
Are you going to move it to the page with passed bills?
How many bills should we vote on today?
>>28773198
>We need to accept the fact that there are fembots as well
Did we pass a bill where we believe in things that aren't real or something?
>>28772694
Yay. As long as "real women" and those who are attracted to them are not restricted any more than this, I can get behind it.
>>28773153
Join the Special Snowflakes if you believe in >>28772874 while also preserving robot identity. We are anti-normalfag/moralfag and slightly pro-2D and edgy but not for edginess's sake.
The second bill for today:
>Proposition Ayy (or Space Elevator Act):
>Proposed by John [Cyber Party] !tsGpSwX8mo
>Build giant space elevator to move confirmed robots to a new space settlement orbiting Earth
Amendment 1:
The elevator will have comfy beds provided.
Amendment 2:
Jousting Arenas can be participated in for valor.
FAQ
>How do we pay for this without using up all of the neetbux
The budget is taken out of Normie Taxes which will be put into effect immediately upon passing of this bill.
>What are normie taxes?
Normies get taxed for doing normie things. I.e, if a Chad fucks a Stacy he will recieve a letter the next morning notifying him that he has received a tax which varies on the amount depending on which base the chad got to.
>Is NASA in on this
Yes
The voting time is 10 minutes.
>>28773158
Oh, turns out I missed the vote...
>>28773198
>fembots
They don't exist, and women don't deserve attention, but they get it from men who are desperate.
Robots should be educated to ignore "fembots," and people who pretend to be them.
Waifuism can be shown as a cure for tfwnogf.
There are also tulpas.
>>28773231
That was last year, and these bills aren't valid now, but you can propose something if you want.
>>28773259
Yay, I want get off this planet.
>>28773259
Nay
This bill is a mess
This bill is a waste
>>28773259
Yay. Mostly just for normie taxes.
>>28773259
Yay.
I wanna live in space. Anything that hurts normies is good.
>>28773259
Nay, we need to focus on our problems here on earth before we go running away to the moon
>>28773259
Yay.
ayy
>>28773259
I'll make this quick because my microwave dinner is almost ready.
Nay. My current living situation may cause me to exhibit certain normie tendencies, as much as I hate to admit it, and I can't bear the tax burden right now.
>>28773259
I'm going to have to be a nay on this one. I believe expenditures would be too great and that our NEETbux would be better spent on a more economical alternative like island NEET colony with advanced infrastructure or research into waifubots. The method of procurement of funds - normie tax - is a good idea though.
Dang, I missed the first bill. At least it passed.
>>28773259
Nay on this one. I can't support meme bills that have no bearing on parliament.
Evening fellow memebers.
What has happened in the OP pic? did WWP get abolished?
>>28773259
Nay. Normies doing normie things drives the memeconomy.
>>28773259
Yay
...rawr he said, rawr like you never rawred before...
>>28773259
Yay from me.
I strongly belief that indifference is best practised space.
>>28773362
There was a role call yesterday because a lot of memebers haven't been active at all. So it just needs some reorganization.
>>28773259
Yay. Space ventures is great for the entirety of mankind, and we robots can be alone up there if we so please.
>>28773400
very well.
>>28773362
No, there weren't enough memebers for it to get recognized as a separate party. I count parties with 3 memebers or less as others.
>>28773259
Time's up.
13 votes total:
>7 yay votes
>6 nay votes
The bill passes.
>>28773472
Fuck yeah, space!
>>28773472
That's great.
How many more bills are we going to vote today?
I'm kind of sleepy.
Space exploration is to benefit humanity on planet Earth
Not to allow weeaboos doss about around space
The robots should have stayed on earth
If you like anime youre autistic
>>28773517
We're going to vote on one more bill and then I'm going to sleep, too.
>>28773472
Did we change the voting rules? We used to need 2/3 of all votes for something to pass.
>>28773550
>>28773652
>normies getting triggered easier than tumblerites
>>28773673
Nope
Just typical eternal animefag corruption at its finest
Here's the last one for today:
Oral Hygiene Bill:
Proposed by: Wanon[2D]!!fK/gPzHaQGM
Robots are known for bad oral hygiene judged by the "Post your teeth" threads, this bill shall help alleviate those problems and help boost self confidence, I propose that all members of the Parliament should brush their teeth for two minutes twice a day and mouthwash both times and should at a minimum floss twice a week.
The voting time is 10 minutes.I wanted to post the make r9k great again bill, but I had some problems with the robot, we're going to vote on it next time.
>>28773703
Too much work. Nay
>>28773703
Yay, everywan should brush their teeth.
>>28773673
Yeah, we removed most mentions of the old bills.
>>28773703
Yay.
>>28773703
Yay
...high above him an eagle was watching his every move. It knew where he was going...
>>28773673
That was a rule added by a bill last year, but these bills are no longer valid.
We could get a similar bill voted on, but personally I don't like the idea.
>>28773702
No, we just started fresh.
>>28773703
Yay, this bill doesn't force to wash teeth, it only encourages that.
>>28773703
Yay.
ORIGINAL POST DO NOT STEAL
>>28773703
Yea, it's a pretty noncommittal bill. I'm okay with that.
>>28773703
Nay
dont tell me what to do
>>28773703
Nay you shall not infringe on my dental rights
>>28773703
Yay. Sounds bueno to me.
>>28773703
Nay.
The bill does not make it illegal to not brush your teeth as recommended. It is thus useless. As last time, i suggest a rewording of the bill.
>>28773703
Voting yay.
Because.
Also imma go to sleep now aswell. See you tomorrow comrad >>28773761.
>>28773703
yay this is for the good of the robot nation
Joining Anime Sucks
Switching to anime sucks
>>28773703
Time's up for the last time today!
13 votes total:
>9 yay
>4 nay
The bill passed.
Today's voting session is officially over.
Thank you for voting.
I'm going to sleep, I'm tired and I need to get up really early tomorrow.
Goodnight everywan!
>>28773906
Hello friend do you think that anime sucks
>>28773926
Anime is stupid kill yourself autist
since i got nothing to do....
I propose that bills need 2/3 votes to pass
>>28773926
Good night Htespagheti thanks for managing the parliament today.
>>28773926
Me too senpai, great day. Normies officially on suicide watch.
>>28773876
>>28773906
>we're totally not the same person: the posts
>>28773966
seconded
>>28773977
lol y u mad tho
no samefagging here
>>28773966
Seconded
Bebrbrb4
>>28773737
>>28773745
It was one of the more solid bills imo. A clear majority should be needed to pass a bill.
>>28773966
Put it on the legislative docket.
>>28773976
You're the normie here you dog loving fuck.
>>28774040
Stay super mad 64
>>28773976
>>28774017
>>28774034
>>28773737
>>28773852
>>28773814
>>28773795
>>28773848
>>28773906
>>28773876
>>28773966
>>28773969
>Waifu posting
>Shit Bills.
A SHAME.
I expected more of this Parliament, but it seems that its going to be the same cluserfuck as it has always has been.
Even /b/ Parliament is better than this shit.
>>28770342
Let us Cleanse CGL and turn them into our Hijabi Waifus.
Allahu Akbar
>>28774098
shut up smiley I didn't even do anything you dumb cunt
>>28774081
I'll just take it out on stray :^)
>>28774098
cool story smiley
>>28774098
Don't make me spank you senpai
I want to play, recommend a party please.
>>28774155
>>28774140
THE Islamist Revolutionary Council
Has COMMANDEREED THIS THREAD FOR THE GLORY OF ALLAHU
CGL HAREMS AND IBADI ISLAM WILL COME TO YOU
SAY ALLLAHU AKBAR.
>>28774172
You're a dumb shit and I hope you die
I'm going to sleep.
>>28774178
It's anime vs the people, my friend.
pick a side
>>28774178
I just got done writing the party manifesto. Have a read: http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Special_Snowflakes_Party
>>28774210
Night bano, sleep well.
>>28774210
Good night bano and a good night to all; I'm turning in too.
>>28774098
>waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
pls no criwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>28774190
You need to give your mind a rest, fella.
>>28774222
Paragraphs senpai!
>>28774189
Allah is the greatest, yo. It is know and shit.
>>28774221
I'll pick the anime side, ty. Probably 2D unless there's another anime party.
>>28774244
I am just trying to show this parliament how autist and informal it is.
>anime into parliament
>pure banter
>shit bills
>shit parties.
Honesty should not be despised.
>>28774178
If you want to purge /r9k/ of normies then join REE, we will make /r9k/ great again.
>>28774356
>pure banter
>waaaaaahhhhhh don't hurt my precious feelings!
You're starting to sound a lot like Ron.
Officially joining 2D (>>28774210,>>28774246
), looking forward to the session tomorrow(?).
what the fuck happened
who the fuck are these shills
>>28774519
Some samefags, most likely.
>>28774502
Fucking faggot i bet you like the films of wes anderson
Would anyone be in agreement to ban reddit / normie memes from the parliament floor, such as the names taken by these fine gentlemen? For an example of normie memes, just think of "damn daniel" or some other normiebook shit.
>>28774524
>>28774124
>>28774502
>looking forward to the session tomorrow(?).
You bet!
But I need to sleep so I'll see everywan tomorrow.
>>28774561
Kill yourself nigger lover
Orig
>>28774561
are you legitimately retarded?
>>28774524
there is nothing wrong with wes anderson
>>28774524
you wanna fucking die kid
i won't hold back anything if you keep this shit up
>>28774409
Degenerates like you do not deserve to have any way of expressing their opinions in a parliament.
I encourage you to crawl back into your shithole
(/a/ and /c/) and keep your autistic, libcuck and huge fart arse there.
Thank you.
>>28774519
I am not a samefag. Even if I vehemently oppose anime and any /jp/ product, I consider that samefagging is a very infantile way of expression.
>>28774561
How will you do that? Making a bill?
That does not work in here.
>>28774605
Bitch dont talk shit, i know karate
>>28774312
http://parliament-of-r9k-2.wikia.com/wiki/Cuteposters_United
Join Cuteposters United!
Rewrote and reproposed the Normie Identification Act, take a look at the docket and let me know about any proposed changes / amendments.
It seems Anime Sucks is using the strategy of divide and conquer by alienating memebers against our 2D brethren. I would rather back our 2D brothers in full faith knowing that they will help to fight against the normalfag element. Anime Sucks, how pro-robot are you if at all if you are against 2D? There is a strong correlation between the two.
>>28770712
>Fuck every single religion. Every person with at least some stuff between ears that works will stay away from it.
>No, there's absolutely nothing wrong with preferring dicks.
>>28774806
>le no true scotsman
We just want to stop animefags from shitting up all the parliament threads with their cancer and having total power over everything.
>>28774914
Organize better senpai. 2D boyz we out here
>>28774896
Spooks detected.
>>28770342
Bumping with Elliot Rodgers favorite music
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WBupia9oidU
>>28774971
>Organize better
We already have you cucks plotting against us. Seems like a pretty organized party tbqhwyfam
>>28774914
Hm, I see. It can't be helped though that's how democracy works - a tyranny of the majority. At worst it's an eyesore and some derailment of sessions, nothing compared to the American Congress. I do wish people would refrain from the temptation of posting pictures without a reason to do so though.
>>28774992
I just don't get why be so against religion. Catholics and the Orthodox aren't cunts towards anyone. Only faggy teenagers militates against religion, what's wrong on being religious? I'm religious myself but I'm not obnoxious to the point of forcing my beliefs on someone else. Everyone is free to believe whatever he wants, just not be a fucking faggot about what you believe, simple as that. Militant atheists and muzzies are garbage because of the way they act, screw them all.
>>28774996
>talking about degeneracy.
If that guy was still alive, he would be sharing his degeneracy with ALL of you.
>>28775116
I'm just calling a spook a spook.
>>28775116
There's nothing wrong with being religious, but their doctrine does tell them to unceasingly proselytize so it's quite annoying to have to tell them off all the time. Nosiness is a normalfag virtue. I'm not militant I just want to be left alone. He's probably against religion because it's philosophically unsound to him.
>>28775116
>Catholics and the Orthodox aren't cunts towards anyone.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Catholic_Church_sexual_abuse_cases
Religious moderates are dummies.
>>28775251
This is parliament, don't be an anonymous coward! I'm agnostic, but that there is a low potshot. The percentage of sexual abuse in the Catholic Church isn't any higher than that in secular institutions though they did screw up by trying to hide it.
Anime is for faggots
>>28774643
have you won both gold medals in a national championship? i have
