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No more hairy arsed men in dresses edition
>>28725149
>No more hairy arsed men in dresses edition
unfortunately I feel it will never stop.
At 30 you are expected to have
-a full time job
-your own house, mortgage optional
-your own car, paid off or rolling upgrades
-a wife
-plans for, on the way, or have a child
-sufficient savings in case of emergency
How far along are you? Did/will you make it?
>>28725205
I turn 30 in less than a month and I have none of those.
>>28725187
The only way to stop is to kill him. If we don't do that at least it'll stop after he gets imprisoned
>>28725205
I'm 18 and have all of those.
I'd only date a brown eyed girl if she were Japanese, does that make me racist or do I just have high standards?
This fight is set up
>>28725205
>got a full time job and starting an even better one next month
>got a couple grand in the bank which is good enough for me at the moment
but
>still live at home
>can't drive and no plans to
>absolutely terrified of having children
>tfw no gf
Also my parents had already met and bought a house when they were my age. But then again, they hate each other these days so maybe I shouldn't sweat the whole "settling down and getting a mortgage" thing.
>>28725205
Nope
Nope
Nope
Fuck No. Would rather kill myself than get married and have kids
See Above
Nope
>>28725205
The house is less of thing these days since they are so expensive and now women only want to have autistic children when their ovaries have shriveled.
>>28725318
>wanting to share a wall/floor/ceiling with pakis
>not having a garden
>being held under the whim of your landlord
>>28725361
Gardens are too much faff
Ok lads can you settle something for me?
I went to visit my brother this week, and while I was there he made himself a sandwich using the end bit of the loaf. I realised i had never seen him do this before (sounds odd but think of the amount of times that you watch someone make a sandwich, then the probability of that sandwich using the end of the loaf).
Anyway, he made the sandwich with the outer bit of the loaf facing inward on the sandwich. As in, the crusty bit on the inside. When i said that it was weird he said it was the normal way to do it. I swear im right in thinking that most people (if they use the end bits of the loaf) would make the sandwich with the crust bit facing outwards, right?
So am I right or is he? What do you lads do?
>>28725361
You don't have to live in a shithole when renting and owning a house doesn't prevent immigrants moving in, if anything you can leave a rented place if the area goes to shit more easily
Wasting time tending to a garden is so shit, I have a garden at my rented place that I could use if I wanted but I don't have to look after it
what is contract law?
>>28725411
Crust go on the outside your brother is an idiot
Lads, what are you doing tonight?
>Heavy one last night, staying in tonight with netflix shite.
>>28725386
>Gardens are too much faff
I agree
>>28725411
>using the end pieces for sandwiches
What is this savagery, get that shit in some soup
>>28725417
contracts don't mean anything and get thrown out all the time
>>28725444
Listening to music. Also drinking for the first time in three weeks
>>28725411
That's weird as fuck m8, your brother has serious mental issues
>>28725411
Crust on the outside of course, imagine doing what your brother does with a baguette or croissant. Absolutely bizarre.
>>28725157
Well I don't win every bet, but if you work up to a certain amount, say 100 quid, then place that each time on a "safer" bet then you can make 20 on a bet that is VERY likely to land. Keep 100 as a baseline and withdraw anything over that.
Sure you lose it sometimes, but it's not that hard to work up to 100 again.
protip: accumulators should only be for fun
>>28725270
Plaza de Toros, Sevilla, manana a 3PM
>>28725444
Forgot to add pic of poledancer slag in pub beergarden in heavy one last night.
>>28725468
>contracts don't mean anything and get thrown out all the time
They would still have to go to court for months, its pretty difficult to evict someone even if they stop paying rent
Why is it all females from England online are utter shite?? I just want to find a english femanon who likes to play vidya and watch anime who isn't fat.
I am sure plenty of us feel these feels.
This topic is full of faff smelters
>>28725443
>>28725475
Glad you lads all agree with me, for a minute i thought it might be one of those things that youre convinced of your whole life and then realise its wrong.
>>28725461
Yeah I personally usually dont unless its the last bit and i cant be bothered to go get more.
>>28725517
Thats what i said to him, like what it you had a roll or bun, you dont just slice it in half then invert it.
Who here excited for the Euros?
My prediction is that we will reach the semi-finals and go out on penalties
>>28725756
No matter what happens, it'll be a massive disappointment
>>28725756
more excited for the EU ref desu
>>28725756
who the fuck watches football... ;/
>>28725790
it'll be landslide in
>>28725822
You would be surprised we'll probably end up staying it but it will probably be 40 out 60 in...
>>28725822
Yeah like that guaranteed hung parliament we were going to get...
>>28725846
This will happen. Just like what happened in Scotland and Quebec and other similar referendums
>did a shit
>wipe my arse
>look at the tissue
>it's green
What does it mean
>>28725889
You've been eating food from America
>>28725889
It's how pesto is made
>>28725889
are you on antibiotics?
>>28725873
i hope not, i am sure we have enough power to make things different
>>28725205
Full time job - yep
Own house - fuck no, renting.
Own car - yep, 2nd hand pos but all paid for!
Wife - nope, 4years with GF though
Plans for child - maybe in 2-3 years. Maybe...
Sufficient savings - Not really. Couple hundred at most.
Fuck me. I'm a normie.
>inb4 the rees
>>28725411
Crust facing outwards always. Yes your bro is eating sandwiches wrong.
Dubs I stop it all
Singles I dont.
>>28725444
Bout to eat food, watching Family Guy/American Dad on Fox and then going to fucking sleep cos I have work at stupid o clock in the morning. Bleugh.
>>28725889
You been eating spinich? If not, ass cancer.
>>28725205
27
Have full time job
Nope, live in Lomdon so rent sucks out anything I'd save for a deposit, no inheritance or parental assistance available
Have my driving test next month, could never afford lessons before. Will get a car once I pass.
Nope
As above
Nopem saving (what I have) are bookmarked for a mortgage when I hit 40 or some silly shit
>>28726269
Thats not what I wanted
Fuck r9k
>>28726282
>Family Guy/American Dad on Fox
Out, you yankee fuck
>Post weird comments on twitch that freaks out the streamer
Feels good
>>28726350
Never heard of Sky TV you absolute mongoloid?
>>28726436
>paying for telly
Fuck off, retard
turn your computer up to 11
What did he mean by this?
>>28726436
>noshing wrinkly old aussie cock
blah, lad that's gross
>>28726454
12 months free actually.
>Aww diddums. Did your attempt to insult a random stranger for no fucking reason whatsever not work out like you planned it?
>>28726463
11 is a number between 10 and 12
Finish uni on Monday lads, last piece of work to hand in
It's 60% of the module. The last piece of work for this module was worth 40% and I got 80 for that (very high first) but I'm pretty sure I've just fucked this piece of work desu, quite gutted
I probably could have gotten a first overall in this degree but I don't think I will, I fished last year on a 69.2 which is a first my tutor told me but I think my dissertation and parts of this last year have let me down. I'm quite gutted Tbh, I'm pretty much guaranteed a 2.1 though but still. Life goes on eh
>>28726492
>12 months free actually
Then you get fucked in the arse with aussie cock because of the insanely over priced subscription charges
>>28726526
Nah, then I cancel it and go back to streaming shit like I've been doing for the last decade.
need to lay of the energy drinks
can feel my teeth rotting
>>28726521
Don't sweat it, degree grades aren't the end of the world. I was an awful compsci student and ended up with an ordinary degree without honours yet I'm staring a developer job next month.
>>28726651
Yeah I know, and I'll still be happy with a 2.1 but it's just a first was so attainable if I'd applied myself, oh well
Any of you lads seen this? Couldn't stop laughing the first time I saw it
It feels like satire or something out of a surrealist comedy sketch but it's somehow real.
>>28726757
It seems like a novelty item that they'll stop serving after a year
>>28726757
Might be cheeky and ask if I can use one of the 50% off when you spend over 40 quid vouchers
>>28726757
>giant inedible lobster claw in the middle of the pizza
>>28726813
They might still do it, the pizza won't even cost 100 to make
>>28726757
Butlers usually wear suits, they arent gonna make zaeed the paki pizza guy dress up in a suit every time some cunt orders this are they?
>>28726884
delivery could technically be called "buter service"
>>28725205
>own house
lol no, you are absolutely not exxpected to have that.but the rest is true. and children only applies if you are healthy. having children when you have illnesses like type 1 diabetes is for fucking children. but adults are like children.
>be 50 year old woman
>get cancer and almost die
>after healed, proceed the same shitty diet and lifestyle
>HUR DUR I DONT WANT TO EAT WHOLEGRAIN BREAD, IT TASTES LIKE CARDBOARD
>MUH DAILY CAKE AND COFFEE
Jesus christ, imagine how much of an easy life babby boomers must have had to be like that. dont let those fucking old faggots fool you, they are like 12 year olds inside.
>>28726935
>not liking wholegrain bread
Cancer should have done it's job
You're a date with a girl you met from tinder, she then asks
>was that your mum dropping you off?
it was, how do you respond?
>>28726757
It looks like the first meal designed specifically for Championship footballers.
Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo
Ingenue
>>28727013
Aha this was a worthwhile post
I WILL GIVE YOU EVERYTHING YOU EVER NEED, AND A FINAL WAY TO TURN YOU INTO A MEME
>>28726963
yea she was going this way so she gave me a lift
>>28726963
No, that was just some milf I'm fucking on the side.
Don't you worry Stacy, I have more than enough dick for the both of you
>>28727042
Nobody loves me, it's true
Not like you do
>>28726813
Made me giggle heartily famalam
Late night waifus how about that lads.
Thread's pretty dead. Are all the normies out on a Saturday night?
Where are my lonely bots at
>>28727763
l'm here!
>>28727753
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5lP9_svjjU
>>28727795
Surprisingly original.
Any plans for the night?
I'm considering having an early one and going to read my book but I can't really be bothered
>>28727907
Work on some vidya ideas. Hard to come up with an idea that's
1) within the scope of 1 man
2) fun and engaging
3) capable of being a commercial success
Sometimes I spend months working on one, only to come to a roadblock and realize it doesn't fit 1 or more of these categories.
>>28727976
Sounds like quite an effort for just one person to do, I know it's difficult for a robot but is there any way you could get other people involved?
>>28727753
Be sure to tell your sleepy waifu you love her.
>>28727753
>tfw when forget image.
>>28728055
Undertale made millions and was made by one "man".
>>28728055
I can't work with others. I just need to keep plugging away until I don't come to a roadblock.
>>28728125
I think Undertale had multiple people involved along the way. He just takes the entire credit for it.
Stardew Valley is the pinnacle of 1 man development though.
>>28727753
Sleepy waifus are great, it's true
>why do you even speak to him?
>I don't know; I was interested to meet a sociopath for one thing. I just told him that if he every thought about killing himself to give me a call, because I've been there
How are you coping with everything?
>We're not friends, I was just making sure he didbt kill himself
>police even called me today that I will be marked on their map for emergencies
>I would be too; totally on your side of this btw, I always havev been
>He actually revels in the attention
>it will only get worse if he won't get professional help
>You should find out who he was living with; send them the blog, they will kick the crap out of him for pissing in their drinks
>>28728888
How riveti... zzzz
>>28728900
Yeah, it all falls into two categories
People slagging me off or rarely weakly defending me
lisluc22 on skype some stacey slut getting it
Been living off chocolate and vodka,
:L
thats a change from doritos and lucozade
He was in my dream last night he came into uni thinking that no one should recognise him cause he'd shaved, cut his hair and dressed differently but then he got escorted out
It was pretty scary!
>>28725205
>21
>a month away from graduating uni
>have some savings, not much
>can't drive, have never even taken a lesson
>never had a girlfriend
>see above
>kind of
>>28726963
>No, that was a 32 year old Pakistani Uber driver. Are you visually impaired?
>Ahh I see
>Maybe he'll kill himself then
>hopefully desu
>waste of space
Polish girl is being a proper bitch
>horny but too miserable to masturbate
Also if my right arm gets anymore buff people are going to start pointing it out.
>>28729404
who lad
obvs not oc
>>28729577
>>28729404
>>28728888
Poleaboo you're real crime was being born male, and filming her taking a shit of course, that's kind of a crime.
3rd relentless of the night and ive suprisingly only had 4 shits
>>28729589
masturbating makes me happier
late night vibes
>>28725149
Where do you all live?
>Small town in Cornwall
Feels pretty comfy but no jobs
Summary of findings
>Poleaboos one friend was actually a double agent who despised him but wanted to make sure he didn't commit suicide
>Polish Chad was also a Judas
>Her father and bfs brother both offered to kick the shit out of Poleaboo
>Her bf initially had sympathy for Poleaboo, putting his behaviour down to low self esteem
>One girl had pure sympathy for Poleaboo
>All other girls referred to him as a creep, found him amusing but none were as offended as she was
>Hambeast was the one who grassed him up at McDonalds
>Hambeast was in tears when she found out she had been called a hambeast
>Muslim girls had very slight sympathy for Poleaboo but continued to do most of the legwork in bringing him down, they mostly though he was a freak
>Polish girl used the term "Paki"
>Other Polish girl isn't quite the delicate flower originally believed
>She gets off on the attention, sharing her story with many friends
>She is truly vindictive, wishing Poleaboo nothing but pain and misery
At least it's now confirmed that there IS a conspiracy against Poleaboo
https://betafeels.wordpress.com/
Really enjoying having a place to vent my feeling other than here.
>>28730520
ah, yes
Post your blog when there are at most 4 other people present
Brilliant
Who /Hampshire/ here
oc
>>28730571
Dont want mean people seeing it
>>28730595
Well, Poleaboo can relate to you regarding the "fake friend"
The guy who smoked weed with him and took him to a strip club was just keeping tabs on him for the Polish girl
It's better to have a fake friend than no friends
>>28730479
Wow,
>well to summarize people are fake,
>guys will quickly do things to get approval from females, >some people get that you'd have to be in a pretty dark place to do some of the things you do,
>Fat people are sensitive about their weight,
> Muslim girls are snakes,
>Polish people are racist,
>Women pretend to look delicate but are cunning and vindictive and ultimately strive for personal gain.
It's pretty much stuff I already knew senpai, sorry you found out the hardway.
>>28730623
is this also you poleaboo? >>28730571
>>28730587
>Hampshire best shire
>>28730635
Yes, is that an issue, friend? Just offering advice
>>28730627
The only way I have of processing this information is confirming t myself that there is a conspiracy against me, that everyone is wicked and that I should turn my anger outwards as there are no innocent targets
>>28730623
>>28730520
No friends is better than fake friends, when someone you put 100% faith in betrays you that feeling of despair is pretty much incomparable.
if you're alone forever you'll learn to cope, if someone offers you a false friendship and you open up, then when they leave they break you.
It only takes on person to put the entirety of all your problems on, one person to listen, one person to care, one person for you to drop your guard too.
It's no a meme senpai it really is the slow knife that cuts the deepest.
>>28730737
Whats an issue is im gonna have to expose you now.
>>28730815
Poleaboo knows this feeling better than anyone
This guy was all he had after he was arrested
Yeah it's earth shattering to find out the truth but while the illusion holds it's like living a dream
Life is so drastically different with a friend than without
Poleaboo is tired now, he is yawning
Bed time, I think
Diss track for poleaboo
Errmmmm, you punk
I rated you, yeah, let me not front
I didn't take shots, you're insecure
Now I hope you're a bulletproof munk
You're just a shook one, let's not stunt
Don't bred man from my ends, you chump
Yeah, you're from Manchester, but man can't see you in M
That's how I know you're a cunt
You'll get caned, son, are you dumb?
Skywalker flow, yeah, man will get spun
Yeah, rows in the alley and man got bunned
What, you think I do this for fun?
Yeah, it's movie time, grab the popcorn
Man's unruly like Popcaan
No Twitter fingers, man pop corn
Oh, you're a girl now, you little pop cunt?
Let's tell the world why you don't like me
Look what you were into, you doubted me highly
I gave you a roomate that you went and made your waifuey
How dare you diss Nigii
You dissed my blog, that's desperate
Is it cause they banned you and then signed me?
You went from number one to a skat film
You're a disgrace to all of us betas
Errm, I have to rub my jaw
You tried to draw man out, are you sure?
I wanna be rich, fuck you and your poor
Don't take shots if you can't score
5 minutes bro, I aint the one you want to fuck with
>>28730880
Drugs are cheaper dreams, with shorter side effects.
Life changes pretty drastically due to the smallest things, seek happiness through yourself it's hard to take away. You can find it through others and yes it is amazing but it's unhealthy. And when you're deprived of it you'll be far worst off than you started.
>>28730988
>You went from number one to a skat film
Made me kek, but when was Poleaboo ever number one?
I hope death liberates me from this miserable plane of existence.
Keep this thread alive lads.
>>28731332
Its half fucking three in the morning lad.
>>28731358
WHO THE FUCK SLEEPS ANYMORE
You forgot one major rule
roasties get toasties because women are cruel
Poleaboo got tricked by a cheat and a liar
He'll feel the heat in court like socks in the dryer.
Only pakis get hung out on the washing line
because polish girl is looking for more than a fine
He's going to get five hard years as a prison bitch
won't make one because he's a snitch
Thought normies sympathized but that aint true
normies only care about one thing and it aint you
EXAM ON MONDAY WHY AM I NOT REVISING
>>28731764
Same lad. Whats yours?
>>28732142
chemistry, mathsy module
I'll do better today, honest.
who the FUCK's up
>>28733327
Me but not for long :^)
>>28725149
I woke up at 4 and I cANT FUCking fall back asleep, I have work at midnight and I hate napping in the day
Wait I thought poleaboo and nigii was friends?
>>28733665
It will be the same person. Some sad fuck with no life.
Notice how the 2 new trip fags didnt come until tilde left.
Lads I just watched some really fucked up porn on my mums computer and im worried she will know.
10 past 6, off to carbooty, to get rained on no doubt. le bump
waiting for poles send back
Literally have to go wageslave in two hours lads.
Kill me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HshGsILGlqw
>>28730988
>but man never see you in M
>that's how I know you're a cunt
Doesn't work quite as well as the original. Good diss track though
>want to sleep in
>everyone in my house been making shitload of noise since 7:30am
>tried to block it out
>now fully awake at this time
>fucking tired
>fucking miserable
Let's just hope it pisses it down later
>>28736134
The actual band of autism
>>28736588
>living with other humans
fucking awful state of affairs
you want to come home to get away from the wretches.
I appreciate you probably cant afford to live alone
>>28737071
>not listening to MP back in year 7+8 during emo/scene phase
>tfw awoken by birdsong
It would be a pleasant enough way to wake up at 8 or 9 but 5 AM fucking hell
Starting to do 100% what's best for me 100% of the time. If I don't respond to you then you know why.
Who /berkshire/ here?
>>28737747
Is this something norms post on Facebook?
Summary of findings
>Poleaboos one friend was actually a double agent who despised him but wanted to make sure he didn't commit suicide
>Polish Chad was also a Judas
>Her father and bfs brother both offered to kick the shit out of Poleaboo
>Her bf initially had sympathy for Poleaboo, putting his behaviour down to low self esteem
>One girl had pure sympathy for Poleaboo
>All other girls referred to him as a creep, found him amusing but none were as offended as she was
>Hambeast was the one who grassed him up at McDonalds
>Hambeast was in tears when she found out she had been called a hambeast
>Muslim girls had very slight sympathy for Poleaboo but continued to do most of the legwork in bringing him down, they mostly though he was a freak
>Polish girl used the term "Paki"
>Other Polish girl isn't quite the delicate flower originally believed
>She gets off on the attention, sharing her story with many friends
>She is truly vindictive, wishing Poleaboo nothing but pain and misery
At least it's now confirmed that there IS a conspiracy against the one known as Poleaboo
>>28725386
>mfw I have a mini carnivorous plant garden in my kitchen
>>28737896
>no screenshots
no one believes you pakipoo
>>28737896
>no timestamp on photo
>no proof this is even you
>soem rambling shitty story you made up
really boring, fuck off
>I'll tell you that at first I was scared, but now I'm really angry, and I will insist that to reconsider what olali procurators recently, we would also switches the opinions of psychologists which went since it began. At the beginning I gave up because I was too tired of this, moron got a chance, but we will not poison life.
>Not only that, I spoke with prosecutors in Poland and recommend us to report to the consulate if this would be underestimated. They have to send it to psychiatryka because it is for all niebezpieczny- counted on this blog writes even accidentally met people who told him 'hello' in your Mac, or not said anything, and so their wines.
>>28738200
>>28737896
/Brit/ not giving you enough attention, paki shitskin?
>The Polish Consulate is involved now
hahahaha
oh dear pakipoo, you've jumped the shark here
fantastic imagination though
I swear I want fucking "virgin" newfags to leave. Back in the old days no one would whine about being a virgin (because most aren't) But now it's a cool meme to be a virgin and everyone starts to pretend they're one. Worse is that this caused a lot of genuine fucking abominations to think they have free reign in declaring their virginity and whining about it all day.
Please fuck off. Don't meme about being a virgin if you aren't. And even if you are really a virgin fucking go outside for a week and come back when you're a non-virgin.
I fucking hate the fact that I even had to type this out.
anyone successfully moved out of their parents house here? I lived by myself at university and now I'm earning enough I feel like moving out but I don't really know why, just feels like the next step. my parents don't mind me living with them. I think I'm just bored.
any / N E W C A S T L E / here this afternoon?
gonna go to town and get some shit from clas ohlsen soon, can't tell what the weather is gonna do desu
>>28738636
>tfw been out all night with my dad celebrating hibs cup victory
>tfw everyone was so nice and we all had good bants.
>tfw now im back home and feel sad i won't experience being around so many happy people that were actually nice enough to chat shit with me.
>>28738650
Yeah, I've managed it. I did ultimately end up going back to my parents house for a few months, when some conspiratorial former housemates tried to stab me in the back. The way to do it anon is to have enough that you can cover rent of a new place (not forgetting agency fees and deposits and whatnot) and simply start looking around for a place you'd like to live in. The first time I moved out besides being in uni halls I had a neat little 1 bedroom apartment. It was sweet. Living on your own is liberating.
>>28738683
>make a trip to metro centre every so often (usually twice a year just for a wee day out.)
Tgis year i went on a saturday. Fuck making.that mistake again. Fucking mobbed and so fucking rude. Least in Edinburgh people see you looking at something.they dont barge in front and push you away.
Almost got into fight with some cunt too.for walking.on my heels, after like a minute of him being up my ass i asked if hes a poof because the last time too guys were that close they wete having gay sex. He called me a cunt and fucked off.
>>28738745
thanks for the reply, very helpful. money isn't the problem, i have two ISAs fully filled up and a savings account and a whole bunch of money in my normal bank account, i guess it's just finding a reason to move out? it sounds bad but i have no motivation to progress. my parents have little to no input on what i do on a daily basis, i dont have any friends in the local area so it's not like i'd be changing the way i live drastically. i did like living by myself at university but i had friends there. thanks again, just wanted to say it i guess
>>28737896
>>28738200
Post boipussci
>>28738753
metro centre is shite now
>>28739029
>Post boipussci
No way
I'm a classy girl
>>28739219
Post legs then.
>>28739239
>legs
in tights?
>friend uploads pictures of him and his sister to facebook
>won't correct people when they assume it's his girlfriend
What on earth is wrong with that fucking virgin?
>>28739251
m-more
originalcommentblox
>tfw people think you are weird for learning and teaching yourself STEM topics in your spare time
>>28739404
Sure thing, girl!
>>28739417
>>tfw people think you are weird for learning and teaching yourself STEM topics in your spare time
weirdo
>>28725149
>-a full time job
Yes
>-your own house, mortgage optional
Nope, still chicken tendies at 27
>-your own car, paid off or rolling upgrades
Nope
>-a wife
Nope, but I have a girlfriend and we've been together a while
>-plans for, on the way, or have a child
Nope
>-sufficient savings in case of emergency
Sort of.
>>28739418
I want to lick your feet.
>>28739462
You're too kind
If we were close enough to meet up though I would gladly allow you to do whatever you wanted to me
>>28739485
Lincolnshire?
>>28739498
Rochdale, lad
>>28739503
Damn what a shame your gorgeous, was worth a try anyway.
I am sad now.
just broke up with my gf lads not feeling good about it
>>28739693
sorry to hear that, what happened?
>>28739708
I'm going out with one of her friends. been seeing her behind gf's back
>>28737896
>>28738200
>>28739251
>>28739418
>>28739485
Do you have a folder or something?
Just did a huge thick oily rancid shit lads, it smelt so bad I doubled over and retched. How's it going for you?
>>28739461
>>-a full time job
Yes
>>-your own house, mortgage optional
Yeah, rented
>>-your own car, paid off or rolling upgrades
Nope, the misses doea though
>>-a wife
Engaged
>>-plans for, on the way, or have a child
If it happens it happens
>>-sufficient savings in case of emergency
Did, noqwith the qedding, no. Had about 6k
>tfw full mormie.
I even play games on easy to get them finished because with work and social life i dont have the time to git gud now.beat all the aouls games, except gharmen, I got to that fight and died a few times and never went back
>>28739733
I take pics and post them here all the time
I do save them and dump them occasionally too
>>28739730
you scoundrel, does she know?
>>28739762
Maybe I should lurk more often then.
Do you have an upload somewhere for all your previous stuff?
I feel bad that I have potentially missed out on all your beautiful pics.
>>28725149
who /BludIJustShutdown/ here?
>>28739792
yeah she knows i told her. she was devestated
>>28739806
Don't worry about it
I've got some new dresses coming new week/week after
Those pics will be better than the previously posted stuff
Sunday dinner and some Heroes of the Storm and probably some comfy Stellaris later ladpals
What have you all got planned?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GL0VldJ2Ps8
>>28739824
I look forward to it.
Do you have an identity you go buy in these threads?
>>28739813
ah well you did the right thing in telling her, any reason you did it?
>>28739852
>Do you have an identity you go buy in these threads?
"Poleaboo"
>>28739858
our relationship was going no where . sex was shit and she was a total paranoid freak. i just wanted out
>>28739898
listened to this chilled out yank and don't worry about it bro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vKsjfN177b4
>>28739898
can't really argue with that then, i can see why you'd feel bad but you did the right thing.
Boris isn't the best person to head the out campaign
>>28739522
You know it's a filthy, autistic Paki who films women taking shits, yea?
>>28725187
>>28725149
Its getting worse across the pond https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbiAHnjHlHg
>>28740387
What?
Skin looks pretty white to me.
got such a hairy arse lads I hate it
when I shit and there's no fucking wet wipes I get toilet paper and that stuck in my arse hairs and I have to take a shower ffs
>>28740493
You mean the skin completely covered up in clothes?
The Paki in the Kebab shop in the OP image is him
>>28740510
Do you come from a Turkish background?
>>28740510
And people are actually gay
Boggles the mind
>>28740602
Prove it
iosidsahsdahio
>>28740803
Is this literally your first day in this thread?
>>28740803
We established yesterday that proof is unnecessary, we're all millionaire celebrities just using /britfeel/ to kill time between award ceremonies and orgiesElton John
>>28740852
yes it is, I'm usually a /pol/fag
>>28740898
Of course.
>>28730520
reminder to filter this faggot
/https://betafeels.wordpress.com//i;boards:r9k
>>28740898
Elton, darling! How are you, my love? It's Joan Collins here btw
Early intervention unit for me tomorrow, wish me luck lads
>>28740939
>polfag literally talking about wanting to lick a crossdressing pakis feet
Your pol brothers would rightfully nail you to a cross
Fuck lads I need a shag
Been damn near 6mo since I got me bollocks snogged
Saw a girl with a real plump arse today, nearly wazzed me trousers
How can an honest bloke get a good faff-n-tickle these days? Seems like most girls already got themselves a lad or don't like the cut of my jib.
>>28741021
Again you show no proof.
Anyway everyone on /pol/ likes traps.
what should I do lads
>>28741046
>proof
Years of archived threads are your proof. Also, you can clearly see the paki skin in the photos you blind mong.
Only degenerates like "traps" which, by the way, the Paki doesn't qualify as because it's literally just a hairy paki wearing female clothes
Take the shame you disgusting degenerate, and fuck off out of /pol/. You are no longer wanted there
>>28741063
Leave of course. It's the only viable option
>>28741063
Flip a coin.
The whole thing is basically a gamble either way so you might as well.
>>28741045
>Been damn near 6mo since I got me bollocks snogged
Norman we told you to beat it already, go on and shoo!
>>28741063
>what should I do lads
vote out of course
>>28741063
>Dat Rhodesia flag
You already know what you're going to do
>>28741063
Vote leave you silly sally, unless you like mudslime cock.
>>28741084
I don't lurk this shithole all day like you, you degenerate.
I have other NEET things to do.
I'm not going digging through years of archived threads you autist.
>>28741109
Because voting out is really gonna stop the mudslime cock
>>28741131
Germany took in 1 million "refugees" last year alone, that's not even counting illegals
it's common sense to see where the EU is heading
Poleaboo just finished plucking his eyebrows a bit
>>28741200
>Germany took in 1 million "refugees" last year alone, that's not even counting illegals
>
>it's common sense to see where the EU is headin
>>28741362
Pist timestamped pic of gaybrows
>>28741131
>ecause voting out is really gonna stop the mudslime cock
>>28741109
>Vote leave you silly sally, unless you like mudslime coc
>>28741063
Vote leave unless you want to be ruled by an undemocratic, corrupt bureaucracy
>>28741385
Not confident enough to do that
>check weather forecast
>clear skies and sun til 2pm, then heavy rain for rest of day
>put on t-shirt, water resistant trousers, waterproof boots and pack my waterproof jacket in bag
>2pm rolls around, clouds cover sky, sun retreats rain sets in
>all the normies in shorts, flip flops and sunglasses get BTFO by the rain
>enjoy my cosyness in my waterproofs and continue my day with no discomfort
>normies running around getting drenched and being cold
why do normies have no foresight? how can anyone in this country risk leaving the house in summer clothing without checking the weather first?
is there a cosier feel than being dry and cosy in the rain while normies and their dumbass kids get sodden through to their underpants?
VOTE LEAVE PAKIS OUT
>>28741438
>VOTE LEAVE PAKIS OU
>>28741430
get soaked in the rain is amazing though. very refreshing feeling
>>28741384
>>28741394
>>28741405
>Trying this hard
What are you playing at?
>>28741405
>>28741394
>>28741384
you're a fucking idiot with no understanding of politics
don't whine when you can't afford a house and your kids are being raped by mudslimes
http://nypost.com/2016/01/10/germans-slam-rapefugees-in-wake-of-mass-sexual-attack/
It's actually sunny in Scotland, whodathunkit?
How's everything going for you lads? Got the day off so I'm enjoying the one sunny day my country is allowed a year.
>>28741460
>ou're a fucking idiot with no understanding of politics
>don't whine when you can't afford a house and your kids are being raped by mudslimes
>http://nypost.com/2016/01/10/germans-slam-rapefugees-in-wake-of-mass-sexual-attack/
>>28741430
I don't feel I can trust the weather reports.
so many years of them being wrong.
mine said it was gonna rain this morning, it was sunny.
>>28741460
Jokes on you I won't be having kids.
It will be your kids that will be getting raped and molested.
Anyway it's better if we bring down society faster, that way revolution will happen sooner if at all.
>>28741430
I know you're proud of yourself, but this is how you come across
>>28741488
>Anyway it's better if we bring down society faster, that way revolution will happen sooner if at all.
>>28741460
The fedora quote cuck is just a memester, just ignore him
>>28741482
>>>/reddit/
>>28741483
when you look at them enough you can generally tell what's gonna be right and what will be wrong. if it says there's going to be rain for several hours in a row generally it's gonna be correct to an hour or two of the forecast. if there's just little showers here and there, I find it can be wrong. In general though, if there is ANY chance of rain at all, it's better to pack a waterproof.
I'm a cyclist so I check the weather every day, can't remember the last time I caught unprepared for the rain
>>28741512
Good goyim let the mudslimes SLOWLY out-breed us for the next 100 years anyway.
Hey it's me, I just got off the train
>>28741523
>>>>/reddit/
mmm
>>28741531
>Good goyim let the mudslimes SLOWLY out-breed us for the next 100 years anywa
>>28725205
26
Full time job which I might leave
Renting
GF
We feel having a child is way too risky and settling sounds like a crazy concept after we've both struggled for graduate jobs for years
Ten grand in savings
I've got no clue.
What constitutes as sufficient savings? Everyone I know seems to come from a family where their parents are loaded and the concept of saving is meaningless or they are constantly complaining about being in their overdraft/making rent.
