Tired, hungover and cold edition
Just ascended to Godhood AMA
>>28714240
How does it (/brit/)feel
>>28714240
if I pray to you will you cure my acne?
how to get rid of a dead body?
>>28714261
Underwhelming
>>28714267
Just become a God yourself praying is another form of paying
>>28714273
Ask /b/, there's an infographic that explains it all
Last december when I finished doing some autist royal mail seasonal work I said if i didn't have a job by may then i'd probably just not even bother anymore...
literally had 0 interviews this year and even the work programme people have stopped contacting me, I guess some people just make it and others don't.
Lads, what's Britain look like these days?
got a tear in my bum, /bigbens/
hurts every time i do a poo
how to heal this feel? put a plaster on it?
pic unrelated
>>28714337
Civil service brah. AO will make 20k for licking stamps, plus you get the Queen's Birthday off
Poleaboo is awake now and watching Power Rangers (Dino Charge) on POP
Pains me that I'm getting my name badge out again. Post waifus maybe?
I don't think you're ready for this jelly, britfeel
I just started smoking and it keeps going out half way, what am I doing wrong? I think i'm fucking up ashing it somehow.
>>28714503
if you smoke too slow it wont stay lit
>>28714524
I wasn't going slow, perhaps too fast? I was making sure to take a drag every few seconds at least. What happens if I just don't ash it? If I try to ash it and it doesn't fall off does that mean its fine and I can keep going? The ash was like 1cm when I tried to flick it off and the flame died.
>>28714503
you're smoking it the wrong way around. you're supposed to light the tobacco end, not the filter.
Went out for my birthday, got drunk, made a total twat of myself last night. Anyone else have a good Friday?
I'm now old.
>>28714580
happy birthday anon. did you have a good night? where did you go? any experiences or stories in greentext form that you can remember are greatly appreciated. how many years have you graced this glorious planet?
I've noticed how the OP of these threads always mentions how hungover he is on weekends. Is this just normie central or what? You don't belong you here if you party every week. Why these threads are so successful is a mystery to me
The whore is now in China
I can access her facebook now but I'll wait 26 hours to make sure she has no access to facebook and that she is asleep
Morning.
Just preordered Overwatch from Argos.
Watching Stuart Lee while my body boots up.
Going to try and do some work this weekend for once.
Anyone know any good snacks and entertainment from stopping yourself from procrastinating?
>>28714602
I can't remember any good stories sorry anon. I just went to the pub and turned into my usual screaming retard self when drunk.
Just turned 25, think I'm getting too old for 4chan.
Why have I suddenly started wanking 6 times a day?
>>28714803
The more depressed I am, the more I wank.
>>28714195
hungover and cold is a shitty combination, but you felt the need to put tired first. you're a lying piece of shit.
>>28714671
>Not drinking alone in your room playing vidya and eating takeaway to blot out the trainwreck of your life
Not that I get that hungover, drink water lads.
http://bearslairforum.com/enema/SpeculumPages/Page10/NakedInFrontOfMyMomAndANurse.html
Who the fuck writes this shit?
>tfw 1 hour commute 2 ways tomorrow night to sign my contract so I can finally walk 5 minutes to work instead of suffer 2-2.5 hrs every day
>it's sunday night
>can't even go groceryshoppin after I'm done to mitigate the "time wasted" on going out
Why the fuck is a tesco extra only 11-5 on a sunday anyway, holy fucking shit.
but itll be worth it.
oh god, 5ish minute walk to work, get my buckazoids and buy all the shit I want and be comfy for 16 hours a day.
>>28715249
What job you doing?
everyone who vocally said theyre voting to stay in the EU in my town recieved their poling cards today, everyone who said they're voting out didn't
fucking jewish corruption will say its a coincidence
Went to a Launderette today. Said to only fill 3/4 of the way and not overload. I filled the machine all the way. Fuck spending more money.
Best halo armour?
>>28715249
retail;
duplicate fuck r9k
>>28715452
well done retard your clothes cant clean properly if theyre all stuffed together with no room for water to move freely
>>28715475
Give me another 5 quid in change then.
>>28715469
Why are you commuting for retail? Are you dumb?
>>28715492
just get a cheap washer on gumtree lad
What time does royal mail deliver to on saturdas??
One of Poleaboos outfits arrive today
Shockingly fast delivery from China
Also the foundation/concealer arrived along with the pyjama shorts
Once my brother fucks off back to his uni placement I should be able to take a few nice pics
>>28715547
About 45 minutes ago, sorry lad
>kill Ziva off-screen
>DiNozzo leaves
>replace him with a black English guy
FFS NCIS
>Hello
>We can promise we will refund you after you change the feedback for us.
>Plz turst us.
thank you for your great understanding and patience.
>it is my honor to serve you.
>have a nice day
>best wishes,
>Sincerely yours,
Fucking chinks
Chips new send for bugzy is awful...
Sloppy work Jahmaal.
Suppose it doesnt matter because all his fans will still say "rahhh this is ard still cuz"
>>28715561
Shut your mentally disturbed, gender confused piece of shit mouth up, royal mail literally just delivered, kys
>>28715561
You should really focus on getting the body you want first. None of these clothes will fit you well once you get skinny.
>>28715753
I'll just buy new clothes then, these dresses were just 5 quid off Chinese ebayers
Besides losing weight will take a long time, I need something to wear during that period
>>28715547
About 11:00
>>28715767
>Besides losing weight will take a long time
Not if you excersize and do cardio too.
>>28715767
>dresses were just 5 quid off Chinese ebayers
Quality > Quantity
>>28715782
You need to have a 1000 calorie deficit to lose just 1 pound
Exercising just means you can eat more
>>28715800
I don't have much fashion sense so can't commit to a more expensive purchase
>>28715804
You really are fucking retarded.
Go for a run fatty.
Poleaboo should be trying to get muscular not skinny.
Hows he gonna defend himself in prison?
>>28715873
Sell his body in exchange for smokes and use them to buy his protection
>>28715873
Monica is a woman under the Equality Act 2010, they have to put him in women's prison
>>28715892
And so the twist in the story in unveils its true purpose
Please, just stop
>>28715911
People thought he actually wanted to be a tranny twink?
It's a scam to get an easier sentence
>>28715892
kek, is this your master plan?
>>28715826
Just weighed myself
I'm a little over 170 lbs
Put weight on in the last 2 days
It's all down to my mums cooking, I need to cut her meals out entirely
>>28715938
>>28715937
I DO want to be female, I've been dressing in womens clothing for 10 years, I didn't want to fuck the Polish girls, I just wanted to be their friend
>>28715953
>I didn't want to fuck the Polish girls, I just wanted to be their friend
That's why you jacked off into her boot?
>>28715953
>It's all down to my mums cooking, I need to cut her meals out entirely
Mate, go for a run. You're neet so if you go for a run in the park in the early morning (6-7am) on a weekday, it'll just be you there. Only the odd old person or dog walker.
>>28715958
Most women have a "shoe fetish"
>>28715695
should have just dropped it Tbh, I think he won the last clash personally, this was fairly weak tbf, barely mentioned him at all
Poleaboos brother just shouted at his dad
Called him a sexist for asking our sister to clean up and had a go at him for not knowing when his birthday was
>another boring uneventful day
I would get pissed but I don't enjoy alcohol anymore, I have some weed butvthat doesn't interest me either, benzos are mandatory so I don't even feel anything from them anymore, what I want are some opiates but I don't know where to buy any
>>28715953
Bit of a fat lad, aren't you?
> tfw 141lb
> tfw thinner than some women
>>28716209
Meaningless unless we know how tall you are
>>28716223
I stand about 5'6literally borrower tier
>>28716176
Hehehehe, What would your dad do if he found out you were a tranny?
>>28716235
141 for some 5'6 isn't much different for 170 for someone standing at 5'10
>>28716249
He'll just have to take it, he'll throw a tantrum but that's it
>>28716165
Tbf he didnt win, all though I did prefer his disses. Its because chip was joking around and acting unaffected and bugzy was getting clearly pissed and asking for a fight.
But if you look at rhyme skill bugzy was winning
>>28714671
I'm hungover and I don't party. It's just hobgoblin in my dining room while I browse /r9k/ and imagine myself having a purpose
>>28716272
Is your dad a muslim seeing as you're paki? Would he kill you in an honour killing?
>>28716313
>Would he kill you in an honour killing?
No, don't be ridiculous
Honour killings are just media hysteria and incredibly rare
>>28716330
Well he should make them more frequent
>>28716272
The bmi is is pretty different, ones close to being over weight. the other is perfectly average weight.
>>28716341
More likely to kick him out.
>>28716371
My mum won't let him
>>28716419
Does your mum know you're a tranny retard?
>>28716439
Pretty sure she knows that I used to dress up in her and my sisters clothes
Also that I was suspended for "stalking"
Never brought either up with me, just boxed it away and locked it up
Gonna access her facebook messages either tomorrow or the day after
Stay tuned
>went to a 21st today
>I was the only person there her age
>everyone else was 4-10 years older than her, all from her church
>tfw none of her school or uni friends were there
>tfw she might not even have any friends from uni or school that she keeps in contact with
>>28716467
>just boxed it away and locked it up
You're joking, you really think she'd not confront you about these things?
For whose benefit? Definitely not yours or even her own.You need help m80, mumsy needs to have a chat with you about what you can and can't do, and what you should do now.
>>28716592
She seems lonely, ask her out. Also what kind of Christian is she?
>>28716600
She's a woman. They're weak willed, they could never confront a retard like poleaboo
>>28716592
fuck the shit out of her
occcccdc
>>28716600
She's not strong or intelligent
She wouldn't know what to say, it's just easier to ignore it
Always been a "hands off" type of mum, she probably thinks giving me unlimited freedom makes her a good mum
In my opinion it made her a poor mother, I needed guidance and a firm loving hand
HOW WAS MOVIE NIGHT MATEYS?
>>28716658
IT WAS GOOD WE DIDN'T MISS YOU
>>28716592
Wish I grew up religious, desu.
Seems like a good support network, pretty much guaranteed friends.
I'm a fucking poofter
>tfw no boyfriend to see X-Men with
>>28716605
Pentecostal - not full fundie but still somewhat socially conservative.
I've known her since we were 4, had phases where I thought I liked her but not enough to pursue it and then it would go away. Even though we're literally the only two people our age, we don't really spend much time together - she gravitated towards the older girl friend groups, and me the older guys. Most of them are married to each other at this point but still hang out distinctly separately.
Last year she was in a relationship with one of the other guys at church (he was 5 years older than her) but that ended a few months ago because he wanted to take things more seriously when she didn't
Honestly I've been too preoccupied with uni for the last 3 years to care about dating, to the point where I've hardly even spoken to her since high school
>>28716699
>pretty much guaranteed friends.
it's amazing what a reliable schedule of seeing people does. That's a large part of why school friends drift apart after school finishes, because they were so used to putting no effort into seeing each other and as soon as they have to put in extra commitment they don't bother
>>28716751
>Pentecostal - not full fundie but still somewhat socially conservative.
That's pretty hot
>>28716769
I made my name Poleaboo to make fun of him and now it won't stop putting the name in no matter how many times I delete it
>running out of anti-robot meds on Tuesday
>check my calendar for the next doctor appointment
>it is in 12 days
why do they do that? It's not that I asked for benzos or oxys..
what should I expect from a possible withdrawal?
any tips to go through it?
>>28716658
It was p.good and featured discussion of what it would be like having a 6'6" bodybuilder gf
>>28716658
Having my movie night tonight. Trying to decide between 13 Assassins, Ran, The Tale of Zatoichi, and Harakiri
Feel like doing something a bit taboo, dont know what though.
>>28716658
Nigii left early, the chat was pretty dead and I was feeling more depressed than usual and couldn`t watch the movie.
>>28716985
have a wank in your backyard
>>28717011
>backyard
FOY
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
Decent movie night yesterday lads, cheers to everyone who came. Voting for next friday's film is now open, closing as usual at midnight on tuesday.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
>>28717042
>Sanjuro has one vote
What the fuck is this shit? It's a perfect film and none of you want to watch it
>>28717059
jarhead is just a really good film desu
>work today
>have to fake small talk
>have to deal with customers
>want to kill myself every time someone tells me to cheer up or something similar
>i wonder if i'll get the feeling i'm the butt of some in-joke my co workers have again today
Why do people do this full time, is this really fulfilling for normies, i am so tempted to quit and go full bennies
>>28717042
>>28717059
Poleaboo is torn between Scary Movie/Mega Shark/Transamerica
>>28717089
No one cares for your opinion
>tfw no conservative christian gf
>>28717089
>>http://www.strawpoll.me/10266146
I suggested mega shark but decided to vote for donnie darko, sick of unfunny comedies.
>>28717089
>transamerica suddenly jumps from 0 votes to 6.
Fuck off pakiboo
if dubs I kill myself to avoid the unreasonable pain of living
>>28717149
Good God, you're even a failure at getting dubs
>there are people in this thread RIGHT NOW who are circumcised and will defend it because of their stockholm syndrome because they don't know anything else
>>28717206
Apparently I had to be circumcised for medical reasons.
I don't know though, it doesn't seem that bad.
>>28714724
Lol bruv. Are you me? Sounds like me.
Bored. Going out for a few beers
>>28717230
same lad, I had this weird condition when when I peed the pee just filled up my foreskin like a balloon till it eventually emptied out of it. if it had kept going i would've gotten an infection and lost my foreskin anyway, happened when I was like 2 so I don't care right now, it's all I've ever known. it's not like people who are uncircumcised know what is's like to be circucised anyway
I am feeling especially isolated today. Where do all you brobots live?
>>28717294
/bristol/best city in england tbqh
>>28717001
WE COULD DO WITH SOME NEW BLOOD DESU
>>28716919
THAT SOUNDS LIKE A DISCUSSION I SHOULD REALLY SINK MY TEETH INTO
>>28717343
Nah mate thats york
When it's cold outside, who are you holding?
>>28717431
a handwarmer, usually.
So lads, what do you think about the ban on branding on cigarette packets and the potential ban on menthols? might we be going the way of australia and america when it comes to tobacco?
>>28716919
It would be ace mate.
>>28717457
Don't give a shit desu it isn't going to stop anyone from smoking.
Tank fly boss walk jam nitty gritty
You're listening to the boy from the big bad city
This is jam hot
This is jam hot
>tfw driving test on monday
any of you pass first time? having doubts i'll be able to
>>28714195
Itty bitty Britty titties edition.
When?
>>28717343
I live in Bristol as well mate. It is pretty good. Do you want to hang out?
>>28717567
l can smell the desperation from here
>>28717537
Everyone passes on their second try. You may as well re-book it right now tbqh.
>>28717343
please be my friend i'm so lonely please
Kek some kid I went to school with has gone to jail for randomly attacking people in the city center.
Turns out the concealer/foundation Poleaboo bought was the wrong tone
Fuck
>>28717457
Its not going to happen, the said it would happen december 2015 and then march 2016 and it still hasnt.
>>28717665
you really needed the shit coloured one.
>>28717457
I'm an ausfag and I'm surprised it hasn't happened in the UK already
Smoking is degenerate and I'm sick of having to walk through the city past a multitude of 'no smoking within 10m of a foodstore' signs yet still having to hold my breath because of obnoxious idiots who value their own superficial satisfaction at the expense of the health of those around them
I have no idea if plain packaging works since it certainly hasn't stopped smoking entirely - what they really should be doing is jacking up the price of cigarettes so the low income bludgers who do smoke financially cannot afford it anymore. That's a much more effective method of quelling degeneracy
This day had potential, nice weather, no family around and money.
But no.
>>28717457
Do people even smoke.fags now? All i see is vapes, vapes everywhere.
>tfw kids come into my work smoking vapes and theyre only 17.
Fags have been rellaced.
I drunk a jug of gin and now I'm coming down and my head ouch and my eyes wide and I have a spot on the side of my mouth that hurts when I open it and my arse is unleashing more hellfire than an angry Allah
>>28717206
I'm circumcised and i won't defend it for infants. But I had it done as an adult and it was necessary for me unfortunately.
>>28717736
i guess it smells better. but the world is looking a lot more fedora.
>>28717682
Didn't it literally happen on Friday?
Then they've got a year to comply or something.
>>28717728
Put up the prices.
Isnt it like 10quid for some 20decks?
Thatd get you 80 back in the day.
>>28717761
it did. but the menthol thing is just potential. they've banned the packaging except for the gross warning pictures, and it's been coloured in the (according to research) grossest colour on the spectrum. which is totally going to stop smokers, because clearly their priorities are how good they look while sucking down death.
>>28717771
roll ups/home tubing is the only way now a days.
>>28717761
>Then they've got a year to comply or something.
Oh shit yeah 22 hours ago there was news article about it. They should just let us smokers kill ourselves.
>>28717753
Dem flavours though.
>tfw giy at work has a new flavour all the tine and lets me try them. I dont even smoke but damn there are some nice ones.
>>28717777
death tastes magnificently, thank you very much
>>28714483
That thumbnail looks like megumin has a moustache desu
>>28717771
i get a 50 gram pack of golden virgina for 8.50 off a lorry driver
only go on ok cupid at weekends.
hide the people im not interested in or know I wont get along with / look like bitches
my search currently looks like this.
>>28717728
In the uk everyone is moving to vaping so it all smells of strawberries and cinnamon
>>28717567
I feel a bit weird about meeting strangers from r9k but we could start with talking online. Age/neet/uni fag/wagecuck?
>>28717645
I'm pretty lonely myself lad ;_;
Been here 2 years and I haven't made any friends
>>28717826
Do vapes still contain tobacco or is it literally just flavoured air? Are there any health risks or is the research still out?
Might be moving soon lads and am getting a little nervous about it.
>>28717870
you can get emphysema from vaping
VAPING IS GO GAY OMFG
>>28717870
I think they have nicotine in them so they still give you the little buzz people get from tobacco.
In theory they might be safer as the tar and shit is what really kill you in cigarettes, but other smoke shit could still be cancerific
>>28717886
Where you going?
Getting out from the 'rents can be pretty cool
>>28717853
Not any of the people you're talking to but I'm from Cardiff and i once went for a /r9k/ meet-up with 2 bristolians like 4 years ago. Was kind of awkward. I just drank lots of cider and we went to the cinema and then i went home. Loneliness comes and goes in bouts for me
>>28717870
You can get non tobacco capsules for the vapes.
so is Ribena fuckable now that he's a sissy?
>>28717981
What's the point in that - Karl Pilkington
>>28717597
There's nothing wrong with making friends.
>>28717947
Had you spoken much before then? I can imagine it being quite awkward if you hadn't
>>28718005
Too early to say, new pics coming out next week
>>28718068
Poleaboo has really weird ankles/feet. Like a werewolf.
>>28718005
>sissy
SHE is TRANS you ignorant fuck
Thread seems really quiet today.
Usually its active on a Saturday
>>28718048
No not at all. I just knew the time and place of the meeting and that I was looking for a ginger. Saw a skinny awkward ginger mulling about in the background and i immediately recognised a fellow robot from the posture/gait. I went up to him and said "are you x" and he said "yeah". Then we waited for the next person to arrive. Again, he was immediately recognisable from his demeanour. I got drunk pretty quickly and I actually enjoyed myself tbq. I think the other 2 were underageb& so didn't want to get too drunk before going home to their parents. I felt like a paedo
just put a jacket on lads its getting cold
>>28718106
If its got a cock its a bloke in a dress
>>28714195
What season of skins is your favourite lads?
>>28718213
>season
series
>>28718213
The one with maxxie being cute
>>28718213
I'm not 12 years old
>>28718068
>covering up hairy gorilla hands
>>28718068
Poleaboos shins are longer than his legs.
Oi lads if you could have Jasper Carrott narrate your life would you?
>tfw finally got the energy to watch some anime
>anime site i usually use goes down
...
Back to bed for another 2-3 days I guess
>>28718345
Kissanime anon?
Happened to me a few days ago too
>>28714483
My hair smells of coal tar
my favourite band is playing in my hometown on Tuesday (I think) but I have nobody to go with.
Missed a callback from a job I applied for, and now they're not picking up.
>>28718365
Yeah, that and animefreak too, it's back now tho but im so discouraged now and I'm already back in bed.
>tfw after 3 days in bed I barely have the energy to even try to watch anime
I swear I have some kind of deadly illness or something
>>28718610
I see this all the time and it makes me unreasonably angry.
I go to shows alone all the time, no one gives a shit if you're there by yourself. If anything it makes for a better experience, you can just focus on the music and nothing else
>>28718662
I would agree if it was an 'appreciate for the music' type band, but they're a 'hold your pint in the air and shout along' type band, it would be unreasonably lonely to go alone
>>28718645
It's called laziness you imbecile.
>m-muh illness, I can't be bothered to watch my animes
anyone here /Alevels/?
Got psychology on monday and worried that I'm going to fuck it up and not be able to get to uni.
>>28718692
Why not go with a robot?
Is there not an online music match up service to find people to go to gigs with?
>>28718704
No mate, I mean it, I'll get an 12 hour kip and wake up tired, it's insane. I've been on coffee for days now just trying to reclaim some energy. I don't understand think I might not be eating enough or something. But all I can afford is pot noodle because I'm saving up for mi micro.
>>28718769
do any of you robots want me to take you to watch THE RHYTHM METHOD at SOUTHAMPTON JOINERS?
how would you know I was lonely if I didn't tell everyone?
>>28718760
Did you worry about the Sats and spelling tests as well?
rate my evening treats friendos
gonna have a few then make philly cheesesteaks
>>28718760
>psychology
You really think any decent university cares about psychology? I'm suprised they even still teach it
>>28718889
I had one of those adnams last night and it was a bit shit really reminded me of greene king which is awful.
>>28718894
Gotta have some meme social sciences to sucker in the idiots
>>28718704
No matter how much I sleep or relax I'm always tired, googling it just comes up with "le depression meme" and desu I'm not depressed cus I'm not sad or unwilling to do stuff.
There's lots of things I want to get done during the day I just don't have the energy, I can barely get out of bed after like 2-3 days as I said.
I've had my housemate bring me food in my room (I've paid for it of course) and she says she's getting worried about me and that I should see a doctor.
But unless someone brings an ambulance and takes me there I don't think I'll get out of the house desu
>>28718760
Girl I thought I had a chance with is /Alevels/ but then she kept telling me that she kept having to revise. Perhaps I should have taken them?
>At least I'll still be a robot.
>>28718889
you better not drink-fly that drone you got during the week.
>>28718803
More sleep doesn't necessarily mean you'll wake up more rested. 12 hours seems a bit excessive lad.
Like you said, diet could help and you should also try exercise (lifting, cardio, whatever).
>>28718213
best to worst
3,4,1,2,6,7,5
You guys tried cookies and cream kit kats?
Man they are fucking amazing, only got 2 left though.
>>28718910
Some Adnams beers are naff but Broadside is fantastic.
>>28718950
Drone? Are you on about my nutribullet?
13 more days lad
Had sex with a chubby Italian hooker, lads
>>28719070
Polished off a full packet since they were on offer inthe local tesco.
Mum brings me back a sandwhich from gregs
cold chicken
REEEEEE
>>28719086
>Some Adnams beers are naff but Broadside is fantastic.
What you really like it? Is it mean to be like gunpowder and piss to fit the theme.
>>28718923
Mate I've got the same problem you need coffee, and to exercise start eating more carbs. If you can score some anti depresants you might want to just fucking eat them like tic tacs. only thing that keeps me going.
I get the shakes whenever I'm not on them ,but that's more reason to have them I think.
>>28719139
If you're only used to drinking light beers and lagers then I can understand you having that opinion of it.
Just cracked open the Sea Fury - only one I hadn't tried before and it's mighty tasty.
>>28719103
Nah, more like 20 days
>>28719105
Any context to this? Like you regularly get hookers, if so how does she compare, or was it your first time and how did youfind it?
Why are all the Palace fans on BBC news black?
>>28719210
No I like darker ales and a lot of IPAs, it was just arse, maybe I shouldn't mix up beers so much or maybe it was the food but I thought it was wank
>>28718487
Why? Did you use that special dandruff shampoo?
>>28719253
Its londonistan everyone's black or brown there
Tell me what to order of amazon
Already got 1 arizona watermelon and an 8 pack of kit kat cookies and creme.
What else?
>>28719298
Prime now is it?
>>28719298
Nvidia GeForce GTX 1080
>>28719234
4th time with a hooker
The previous ones were all slim and petit so it was a change of pace. She was a 6/10 facially, with a bit of a tummy but not land-whale, and very enthusiastic so that was nice. She had a great arse so doggy style was a particular highlight. Probably 2nd best out of the 4
>>28718864
Is this the band?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6ItZeduN2g
I don't understand this music at all... It is like Lou Reed meets Chas and Dave. What kind of people go to these gigs?
>>28719298
whats arizona watermelon?
>>28719298
Retro Sweets Mega Gift Box
15 quid
>>28719292
>Its londonistan everyone's black or brown ther
>>28719368
The Quote Cuck strikes again!
>>28718213
>watching a series about normalscum being degenerates
Nah, m8.
>>28719322
No just normal amazon lad.
>>28719341
>>28719367
Ill have a look thanks
>>28719364
Its a drink, no shops near me sell it so I have order it online. Never had this flavour before so Im just buying one and if I like it Ill get about 40
Started working out the past few days and I thought I'd hate it but I actually really enjoy it and feel more energetic is this how it is to be normie?
>>28719459
Best way to work out is to have some way of measuring your progress. It feels great to beat your previous record
>>28719265
Yeah, I don't have dandruff though I just like the smell
>>28719529
Anti-Dandruff shampoo doesn't even work. I literally leave it on all day but I still have fucking loads of dandruff.
>>28719345
Always wondered how you get over that initial awkward meeting before getting down to the sex.
Like do you just say hi and then start kissing and undressing her or what?
>>28719086
a friend put a very similar picture in our group chat yesterday, was just wondering if you were him.
>>28719566
Which? Vosene mostly works for me.
>>28719578
>kissing
all that cock she's sucked and you want to kiss her
>>28719591
Perhaps not, but props to your friend for liking quality ales.
>sleeping around 17 hours a day
>still tired
anti psychotics can suck a dick mate
>>28719642
If I'm paying 100 quid an hour money I want the whole shebang.
>>28719660
Which one? That sounds like quetiapine.
>>28719660
you are sleeping too long, not all sleep refreshes you
so although you're unconscious, your awakeness decreases as if you were awake, hence you wake up tired
it's called being 'overtired'
>>28719670
olanzapine 7.5mg
>>28719681
>overtired
Oh, they're tired
>>28719681
Nah it's the olanzapine
>>28719773
Nah you're just an idiot who doesn't know how to set an alarm.
>>28719566
you realise you're supposed to wash shampoo out right lad?
as if Julia Roberts would be a prostitute
>>28719578
A good escort will eliminate any awkwardness by appearing eager to get started, which will get you in the mood. I had one who sat on the bed smoking and looking bored while I was undressing, which was a bit of a turn off
>>28719813
>gets naked for money
Why is it such a stretch?
>>28719785
You have zero idea
>>28719602
Just that Head & Shoulders one with Joe Hart in the ad
>>28719799
I put the shampoo in to wash my hair
>>28719830
I know you're a mong.
>>28719815
The last one I saw kept texting me about how genuinely excited she was about meeting and how naughty it made her feel.she was a bbw who I requested not to wash for a few days prior to smothering me with her pussy, ass and feet