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Hot all next week lads
>>28747340
Fucking hope not
>>28747318
What did he do to leave the 40% blind?
When I was in primary school playing football the 'best' kids would always go on one team. We were beating them one day and I was in goal then when I got the ball on the ground one of them slid in on me because he was angry we were winning and he permanently fucked up my middle finger on my left hand. Still hurts 12 years later senpai. He didn't get in any trouble because he just pretended it was an accident.
for new thread
>>28747340
first?
Original comment?
So what's everyone wearing while shitposting this fine evening?
Poleaboo is wearing pink pyjama shorts and a superheroine t-shirt
Might take off the t-shirt and put on a cami if it gets too warm
>>28747393
ohno
also OC
>>28747389
Don't worry mate I think it is going to start raining on Friday and carry on until Sunday so at least the normies won't be out making noise on the weekend.
>>28747340
>drinking beer from my local brewery and playing Total War
Life is pretty good
>>28747419
Christ never realised Poleaboo was a fat fuck an all
![IMG_0258[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4BQMs4K.jpg "IMG_0258[1].jpg")
>>28747419
Clothes, like a normal person.
Just did another big black foul smelling shit lads
>>28747450
It's just a bad pic, Poleaboo is not fat
>>28747495
Camera adds 10 lbs. Not 50
You're fat
>>28747419
Look at that fucking gut.
>>28747528
It's either a bad pic or I was wearing my control panties and they made part of my gut stick out
>>28747495
i've seen far fatter but there's some weight there could do with shifting
lose it before you go on hrt famalam, estrogen will make you pack on the pounds
>>28747419
>>28747495
>>28747602
You've clearly got mantits and a pudding gut.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f41FM9H44L0
How the fuck is shit like this not considered bad?
>>28747419
Cor look at the bitch tits on you, fat fuck.
>>28747647
>>28747674
FUCK OFF FUCK OFF FUCK OFF
It's just a bad pic from a bad angle with bad lighting and I made the poor choice of wearing control panties
>>28747672
She's posted that video for attention but I don't think it should be illegal to breast feed in public
thery're just tits
>>28747419
maybe tilde can teach you how to binge you fact cunt
>>28747672
the breasts or the breastfeeding of an older child?
>>28747724
Haha sure mate. Come on get your tits out for the lads.
>tfw you are fatter than poleaboo
>>28747724
Its not even like a small skinny fat gut thats a band of fat around your lower abs, its clear from the way it bulges at the top of your ribs that its probably quite big.
That and the way that shirt pulls across your man boobs makes it obvious you're a chubby cunt
Fat arms too desu
>>28747602
You're not wearing a corset, you've got a lot of pudge there.
>>28747809
>Its not even like a small skinny fat gut thats a band of fat around your lower abs, its clear from the way it bulges at the top of your ribs that its probably quite big.
It's because of the control panties, the belly sticks out in the region they don't cover
>That and the way that shirt pulls across your man boobs makes it obvious you're a chubby cunt
The shirt is just baggy and they're the angle, I don't have man boobs
>Fat arms too desu
My arms are really skinny actually, they just look big because you think I'm fat
>>28747419
>no cutting scars
>>28747725
Shouldn't be illegal to shit in public
It's perfectly natural
>>28747419
kek we'll have to start calling him podgyboo
>>28747784
>tfw when you are fat
>but its fine because you aren't trying to become a girl.
>>28747907
I don't think I'm that fat, just bigger than him
We need to turn the thread into RIP Poleaboo edition.
>Had a Jew come into work. He rummages through the tip jar when I'm not paying attention. Ask him to stop, he calls me a goyim
>A family of Indians come in. They reek of shit
Today was odd
>>28747898
Here you go (on the right)
I like Poleaboo, I think he contributes better than anyone to this thread
I find his content interesting
>>28747972
Just imagining your face with that body, christ you must be ugly.
>>28748032
I'm not fat and I'm good looking
>>28748024
>t. Poleaboo
Fuck off.
want to kill myself lads
im done
>>28748024
You must be new here.Because I for sure am!
>>28748057
Is that why you had to resort to filming a girl on the shitter?
>>28748024
>I like Poleaboo, I think he contributes better than anyone to this thread
>
>I find his content interesting
me too
>>28748058
if we hate each other then what do we have
literally nothing
>>28748073
i think being kind to each other might make each others' lives easier
>>28748081
That wasn't a sexual thing
>>28748057
are you actually kidding or do you genuinely believe that you fat fucking stalker paki?
>>28748113
Actually if we all hate each other, we do have one thing.
A lot of fucking hate.
>>28747972
Suck your gut in harder you fat cunt. Christ
Can't remember the lat time I saw a girl under 30 wearing a skirt. Are they dying out?
Any podcasts on dating failures like Love Line? I just want to listen to hours of failures while I work desu.
>>28748123
>That wasn't a sexual thing
... Are you sure?
>>28748068
Hey mate, think about this
At least you're not a smelly fat paki
>>28748149
are those poleaboo's actual man titties?
itt fat worthless neets and autists bully someone one rung down the ladder from them because they are too pussy to take out their frustrations on those bigger than them.
seriously lads are you all fucking autistic.
>>28748145
worse than nothing IMO
this should be a kind, accepting place
>>28748150
Here's one :)
>>28748134
I know myself better than you
>>28748150
pleaseno, that's like my fetish.
About to watch gurren lagann on netflix, subbed and dubbed, come at my nerds
>>28748150
i see plenty in dresses
>>28748181
>/r9k/
>a kind, accepting place
This must be bait.
>>28748180
No one would bully him if he didn't post pics of himself and stayed anonymous like the rest of us. /birtfeel/ has no need for personalities.
>>28748205
*come at me nerds
>>28748149
DELETE THIS
origi
>>28748180
I'm actually a normie who came here to laugh at you.
>>28748180
>itt fat worthless neets and autists bully someone one rung down the ladder from them because they are too pussy to take out their frustrations on those bigger than them.
And the two autists that think they are above everyone and critics on the current thread.
>>28748180
a fat crossdressing paki who films women shitting is on a much, much lower "rung" than just one down
It's practically a new ladder
>>28748222
my tongue is semi-cheeked
but i agree with >>28748180
>>28748179
No, but he's going to have to post a picture with his top off to prove he's not a fat cunt
>>28748180
He filmed a girl pooing and then stalked her relentlessly
I don't mean to white knight but come on
>>28748149
holy shit what a fat cunt. not only is he a delusional stalker paki tranny he's a fat one at that.
>>28748224
i get that lad but still, the more attention he gets the more likely he is to keep posting.
ignore him like his family does.
>>28748203
top tip, trans girls with big hands usually hide their thumbs in selfies, makes them look smaller
>>28748249
don't kid yourself pal
>flirting with random men online while fucked on dxm
When did my life find this much meaning
>>28748249
If you're more than one rung higher, you're a normie and need to fuck off
>>28748276
>ignore him like his family does.
SHOTS FIRED!
>>28748267
These pictures, as far as we know, aren't of poleaboo. He's found them somewhere and uploads them pretending it's him.
Whenever he's asked to do a timestamp he always evades it, or only posts his hand in front of the monitor.
He's a total fraud.
>>28747883
You're fat, just deal with it.
>tfw your xbox gamerscore ends in a number that isn't 0 or 5
>>28748341
>tfw you have 288k GS
All that wasted time.
>>28748267
>He filmed a girl pooing and then stalked her relentlessly
Been over this shit a million times, stop distorting the facts of the story
>>28748281
Thanks for the tip!
>>28748329
>Pretending to be an ugly fuck online.
But why?
>>28748317
>not being a crossdressing paki makes you a normie
I've heard it all now
>>28748378
>Been over this shit a million times, stop distorting the facts of the story
Except you literally fucking did
Don't pull any of that "legal" shit neither
You put a camera in a bathroom, and stalked her on facebook.
FACT!
>>28748329
I'll post new shit tomorrow
I'll post with a paper with "Poleaboo" written on it
>>28748336
I'm 5'10 and 170
>>28748381
Because it gets his story attention. He has people genuinely believing that what he says happened is real, despite us having found out that no court records exist, nothing published in any papers about it, nothing on facebook about it despite his faked screenshots, flat out refuses to post a timestamp of himself.
>>28748411
>I'll post with a paper with "Poleaboo" written on it
And a date, with cuttting scars.
>>28748411
which is fat, point proven.
>>28748411
>tomorrow
What's the hold up?
>>28748402
>>Except you literally fucking did
my motive was a just one
>stalked
"stalked"
everyone does that shit all the time
>tfw you try to masturbate but it's too sore
>>28748472
>"stalked"
>everyone does that shit all the time
Nope, never done that you degenerate.
some American guy screamed at me saying that he's more Irish than me because his surname is Irish and mine isnt.(im 2nd generation, his family moved to america during the famine)
i fucking hate americans
>>28748471
Full length mirror is in mummy's room
>>28748472
Yeah, being upset because she wouldn't add you on facebook isn't a just motive
You tried hacking her accounts, her friends account and her paypal.
>>28748519
There we go, excuses every time.
>>28748525
>You tried hacking her accounts, her friends account and her paypal.
>tried
>>28748517
I hate all heritage fags, but Americans are by far the worst for it
>>28748525
>Yeah, being upset because she wouldn't add you on facebook isn't a just motive
It's tit for tat
There are no innocent victims in this story
first driving test tomorrow, wish me luck lads
>>28748615
First? How many are you planning?
>>28748514
/brit/ "stalks" those commie twitter girls
>IT'S RAINING AGAIN
I just wanted to get some Haribo :(
>>28748615
Good luck m8, tell us how it goes. Got mine in August.
>>28748615
>first driving test tomorrow, wish me luck lads
good luck lad
>>28748647
is it scary driving alone after you get the license?
been in an accident yet?
>>28748671
Meant I'm having my test in August, fucking long waiting list. Pretty much fail at everything so I hope I get lucky.
I didn't get to have my nap today, now im too tired to do anything.
but if I nap now ill be up all night.
so I just have to sit here for a few hours propping myself up.
wanted a nice comfy bath but id probably drown.
wanted to watch something but I wouldn't be able to pay attention.
/brit/
It's practically incoherent.
>tfw every girl gets bored of you after a while on dating websites.
One girl even blocked me, never sent more than 1 or 2 messages a day after a reply.
>>28748735
it's too fast to be enjoyable
>>28748768
sounds as though you are clingy
>>28748768
>just deleted my dating profile because i realised that i'm incapable of sustaining a relationship over the internet and i'm too chicken to meet up in real life
how do i meet potential partners in real life?
>>28748845
Go outside and go to pubs/bars/nightclubs and be a Chad.
Just so you lads know, I'm actually a girl.
>>28748816
Ask to meet up after about 10 messages give or take "I need to get to know you a bit more" Talk a while longer and she gets bored and stops replying.
Either that or we agree the meet up and they flake the day before.
>>28748953
Poleaboo?
oragami
>>28748953
Me too Iad
>>28748903
how depressing. the annoying thing is i actually had a few people wanting to meet up and hang out and then i just fucking deleted it because i was nervous and now i feel like an awful person. so i'm obviously a potential partner to someone it's just i can't make that final step. sorry for the pity party.
>>28748953
Why do girls treat us like shit anon? Always backing out of meet ups at last minute. Stop replying to message or don't bother to reply at all.
>>28748984
I think you just cock blocked yourself. Give people a shot, we are all decent people deep down.
>tfw no gf
>No friends to go out with to find one
>Try online dating
>every girl gets like 100 messages a day off guys so too much competition.
>Actually set up a date somehow and they somehow back out last minute.
The spiral just keeps going, might be easier to just give up on hope.
>>28749001
Honestly, when I back out, it's my social anxiety playing up.
If I say yes to meeting you, it's because I want to. Then it gets nearer the day, I get scared of rejection and I basically flake out on you.
Obviously, to you, it looks like I've wasted your time, but I'm literally sat there sometimes, eating away at myself because all I really want is a nice boy to talk about feels and cuddle with.
>>28749032
thanks for listening to my complaints, i just feel so stupid. the last time i made a friend not outside of work was years ago. i just want some talking on okcupid and then potentially skype and then meet up and everything to fine, i can't take the possibility of rejection i guess. reading back through this i come across so anxious and i guess that's my problem.
Lads, I'm gonna be finishing college soon. Moving onto Uni after a Gap Yah.
I'm worried I'm going to lose contact with my mates. They're all going off to different Unis, obviously.
For post-Uni anons, what happens? Did you start talking to your old mates?
>>28747391
He punched me in the eye while I was taking a piss.
Gonna go for a walk lads, need to clear my head. Probably gonna get stabbed.
>>28749119
>>28749138
>Nervous
Everyone is nervous about seeing people for the first time, don't let yourself be pulled down by such a shitty emotion, you'll end up missing out on some great opportunities.
If a person is willing to meet with you they aren't gonna reject you, they obviously care about you somewhat.
>>28749155
>my mates
fuck off normie shit
>>28749119
Maybe to stop girls flaking out last minute I should call them up and talk to them and show them that I am not a prick. I think I might try this next time I set up a meet.
Think I've had this happen to me like 3 times, twice it was "I'm Ill" other was "Have to work".
>>28749178
*As anon leaves I shout*
"AVOID ALLEYWAYS!"
>>28749155
You realise you have Facebook right. It's impossible to lose touch with anyone anymore
>>28747419
R U PREGNANT?
>>28749155
Still mates with the core group of 6 or 7 who I met in Year 9.
>tfw we're all over 30
Lads its WWE Extreme Rules tonight.
Want to stay up and watch it, but I'm fucking knackered. Might start pounding coffee.
Just went cycling for 2 hours high intensity as fuark and now i feel superfast. Fat pieces of shit will never know this feel
>burn tons of energy at high intensity for 2 hours
>have more energy afterwards than before
dis dat lanklet auschwitz shit. Normalshits/fat people dont do that.
fat people complain that when they diet they have less energy and are tired all the time
my auschwitzbody energylevels would probably be the same and when i have like 2% bodyfat my heartt would just turn off just like that
sucks to be lanlket
fat people have it easy
miiiiiiight as well kyll myself
>>28749276
Poleaboo forgot all about it
Could try using one of those paypals
Think I showed my powerlevel today lads
>Doing oil change on my car in a parking space designated for residents of my apartment block
>Woman from neighbouring house comes out demanding I stop what I'm doing because it's unsafe for the kids playing
>Disagree and continue
>One of the parents comes over and together they mouth off and even threaten to call the cops
>Getting pretty pissed off and shout "just fuck off you bunch of normies"
>After a second one of them mocks "oooooOOOooooo stressssey"
>Their mouthing hushes to quiet talking
>As they go their separate ways they say about how I'm not worth it and how they're both gonna report me anyway.
Can't wait to fucking move.
>>28749283
>Finish a 12 hour shift at work (bartender) where I didn't take a break.
Still energetic.
>Gym 2 hours
Now pumped
>1 hour video games
ZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZ
>>28749319
>Could try using one of those paypals
...to sign up a new WWE Network account, can't remember if they require cards
>>28749332
>bartender
WOW HARD JOB
wtf do you think i am doing faggot? I'm a wagekek too.
>now pumped
sol you are auschwitz lanklet shootselfintoheadmode like me
suicide pact when
Some random shit from the freezer for tea tonight lads.
>tfw I sleep deprive myself every day
>Need to get up at 5am tomorrow and still up now.
Is this some sort of self hate thing, punishing myself for some reason?
>>28749323
>"just fuck off you bunch of normies"
kek lad are you autistic?
>>28749208
Christ no, don't fucking do that.
If they're anything like me, it'll make them even more anxious.
>>28749363
>suicide pact
When I want to die, feeling pretty good about myself right about now.
Only thing worse than being a robot is being a brown robot in Europe.
>>28749386
Yep. Anyway it was one of those act before thinking moments.
>>28749383
I do it because I think if I go to bed at 9 thats it, weekend over and as soon as I wake up work.
So instead I stay awake as long as possible.
>>28749323
How can they report you for doing an oil change. What a bunch of bellends.
>>28749323
I'm in a similar situation to you, I only have shared parking available to me so I only really do small repairs to my car when I would like to do more but the kids that live nearby are dumb fucks and I guarantee they would do something dumb and hurt themselves and I'd get the blame.
>>28749323
>unsafe for the kids playing
what the fuck. can't the little shits just, you know, not play near the fucking cars?
>>28749443
Fuck off back to your native shithole then
>>28749186
thanks, you've really helped me calm down. i would use tinder but i don't know how much of your facebook it shows (i have my security on highest but i dont trust it) and now i'm obviously a bit scared to go back to okcupid because i'll get matched to the same people. thank you though, kind robot
>>28749443
brown people cant be robots
>>28749276
SETH ROLLINS RETURNS
I'd watch it, but I can't be fucking arsed to sit through 3 hours of absolute shit to see based Rollins.
>>28749443
Not really.
>mfw being really racist with my white mum in public and nobody can do shit because I'm brown
>>28749440
i feel like shit
>wageslavery in 7 hours
>feel like i am on methamphetamine
>constantly feeel bursts of adrenalin similar to what you feel when a neardeath carcrash is about to happen or something or an armed robbery
>moving so fast to music until my arms burn
why is my subhumane body doing this? normalshits just dont do this. they need MUH MDMA or MUH COCAINE or MUH METHAMPHETAMINE to go this fast. i have been to countless fucking drug peetests because evryone thinks i am seriously on meth. i look like pic related every time i go fast to music, except that i am moving faster than him.
the problem is that i am not only as fast as some junkie but i am also losing my mind like one
Lads how about we post the waifus.
>>28749428
I'm pretty nervous myself when thinking of meeting up but I think of what I want and overcome it. I think talking to them a day before might reassure them.
>>28749516
>hur dur i feel like shit
>says he feels like he is on euphorizating drugs all the time
pick one
>>28749542
I CANT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT NO ROASTIE LONG AS THESE WAIFUS LOVE ME
PUSSYASS NORMIES STOP HATIN
>>28749516
Have you considered breathing control, it always calms me down whenever I am panicking or buzzing.
first day of first job tomorrow after 2 years of neet
>>28749579
i am not panicking i feel extrremely awesome
>>28749471
It's the same here. The kids run riot up and down, have damaged cars several times before, parents don't give a shit and pass it off as "leave them alone they're only playing" but if anything happens to their little darlings they're quick enough to start throwing shit around.
>>28749474
According to the parents their kids should be able to play wherever they like...
lads I cant go for a run because my mum says if I go out past 10 she will call the police.
What the fuck should I get her tested?
>>28749485
Just watch First dates or undatables on 4od it will get your confidence up looking at all the failures.
>>28749516
Do you think you might be bi polar or ADHD mate?
>>28749621
First Dates are full of turbo normies
Undatables always ends with the guys never finding anyone, and the woman finding someone
>>28749620
any other signs of her being a controlling mentalist or is it a one-off?
>>28749580
Unlucky mate, what is it and how many hours a week?
>>28749620
ha my mum's like that, i finish work at 10 and she panics if i'm even five minutes late getting back from when i should be back
>>28749621
i think that makes it even worse, literal retards can get dates and i can't even work up to it
>>28749641
She's a woman. Biggest sign going
>>28749656
it support and fulltime 37.5 hours
>>28749620
You know it isn't illegal to go out after 10... right?
>>28749639
>and the woman finding someone
Or the women rejecting a reasonable guy in the hope of a chad.
>>28749630
i dont know. sometimes when i take caffeine i feel like i lose my mind and ramble insane shit on 4chan superfast
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY I FEEL FUCKING AWESOME MOST OF THE TIME
no seriously i have never felt depressed. meanwhile some mantit SodaNEETS are wondering when their SSRIs will finally start working, kek
>>28749614
the ones near me have the worst ball control I have ever seen, I have told them off countless times for hitting my cars with a footballs and rugby balls.
Shit went to 100 real quick when they went into the back garden without asking to get their ball back and my mum went ballistic so I don't get so much trouble from them now but they are still around getting in the way
>>28749641
She does it all the time.
Tells me she hates me and once made me homeless when I was 15 but then refuses to let me move out permanently.
Shes just a bitch desu
>>28749639
There are some freaks on First Dates though pretty sure some indian guy came on and confessed to being a 30 year old virgin.
>>28749675
How did you get into it support after being a neet for 2 years?
>>28749681
>>28749597
Then all is good, don't complain about it.
>>28749678
I know but its not worth the fuss.
One time I skived college and went to argos and when I got back she had trashed my room
>>28749178
A waifu Haiku
This is my waifu
can you see her my waifu?
She is a cutie
>>28749730
What the fuck are you telling me for?
My cat keeps shitting in the fucking bath lads.
>tfw I want to strangle her but then I remember that she's 17 years old and I love her
>>28749690
that's child neglect anon, the rest, god knows what kind of personality disorder she might have
you might want to think about moving out regardless of her wishes, it's your best chance of being able to live your own life, unless you want to still be there wiping her arse when she's 80
>>28749730
>>28749542
Right cocked that up, that anon is going to be in for a surprise if he doesn't get stabbed.
>>28749675
>37.5 hours
Fuck, sorry to hear it man.
Hopefully you can just power through and save up for a year or two then go NEET again with some money to tide you over for a few more years.
>>28749681
Oh fuck off would you.
>>28749728
Trash her lights
>>28749759
I am as soon as I get the money.
She refuses to let me use the oven as well haha.
>>28749710
but it wont fucking be tomorrrow after like 2 hours of sleep ffs
I'm a wagekek, not a NEETbaron who can do everything he wants all the time. being NEET is better, period. and that is exactly why i will kill myself. hehe. Enjoy your monday, NEETbaron.
>>28749810
>>28749728
holy shit
good luck with escaping your fucked up parent my guy
>>28749750
Sorry lad made a milkshake of it all, was going to post and say I like walking around at night as well, relaxes me.
>>28749682
The ones here are worse. They have their scooters going up and down between the cars. Only the other day I noticed a nice new scratch along the side thanks to them. They tend to leave their scooters around the spaces and bin sheds though so I've a good mind to throw it in the apartments bins and claim "oh sorry, thought it was dumped"
Kek about your mum having a go
>When lived back home
>Little shit goes in the garden 3rd time that day to get a ball that flew over
>Let the dog out at that moment
>Dog doesn't bite but is very territorial
>Kid starts screaming
>Go out there to see him in tears
>Holding his arm claiming dog bit him
>Tell him that's bollocks because I was watching the whole time
>He hobbles from the garden claiming "imma get the police on you"
>Police never came, and balls came over the garden a lot less after that
>>28749709
had A-level computing, my cv was mainly my interest in computing, playing with servers and linux and lied about doing tech support for the business my step-mum works at. Still surprised they hired me desu
>little brother has had a gf for over a year
Well, that's my life over. He was always my safety net because at least he's a bigger autismo than me, but he has a gf (and she's gorgeous), whereas I've been single since I broke up with my fat gf 3 years ago. Add to that that he's 21 and his job is great compared to mine; will be earning 45k when he's my age.
Never ever thought my life would be so pathetic I'd trade lives with him but there it is. Wish I had anyone but myself to blame, but I don't.
>>28749913
You'l never be the normie he is, but you can be the neet he never was.
Met literally perfect girl on omegle, she's into old european cinema like me and is really beautiful, wants to add me on fb, I don't have FB so stopped talking to her ffs this is depressing
>>28749865
I'm mad jelly desu.
support can be comfy as fuck and get you ok pay after a while.
So I won a prize from the postcode lottery and now I own my home.
I still work at Morrisons but oh well at least I have a home.
>>28749958
now that you don't have to worry about rent are you going to change to two shifts a week and live the quasi neet dream
>>28749913
I feels ya. My brothers 5 years younger, got laid before me, got married before me and has his own place before me. It's depressing.
>>28749950
He was NEET for ages, then all of a sudden his life has fallen into place perfectly. Don't know how he did it.
>>28750041
Shit man maybe ask, unless it was dumb luck. then all you can do is lie and get a good job somehow.
>>28750041
What's his job?
>>28750031
>got laid before me
He definitely did comparatively, he as 17 and I was 20. Fuck, that's a hard pill to swallow.
lads help I can't stop drinking shitty energy drinks.
>>28749985
That's the plan pretty much. Although I think I might quit and live for a few months just doing nothing. I have enough saved in my regular account that I can just sit happy for just over a year without dipping into my savings.
Since I'll be part time I might try and get a cool job rather than just night time shelf packing.
why is it so expensive to order coke of amazon?
>>28750124
Just get a shitty part time day job. Without needing rent money, you're laughing
>>28750149
I've worked a shitty job for 6 years, now that I can pick my job I want something cool like a park ranger (if they exist here) or a bouncer or some shit.
My dream of living like a sitcom character is almost here.
>>28750178
Congrats man, that's awesome. You've just skipped forward 20 years.
>>28750120
Keep drinking them mate, fuck it .
LIVE FAST, DIE YOUNG
>>28750178
Why couldn't you do one of those jobs when you didn't own a house?
You probably get more money being a bouncer
>>28750236
When you need money no one is hiring but retail and when you're working retail you realise it's shit but it's comfortable enough that you won't leave and you become too scared to try anything else.
>>28750215
Yeah I feel really lucky. All I need now is friends and to lose my virginity and I'm like a semi-successful normie.
>>28750120
>>28750222
energy drinks are shit. i drank them for years and now i have heart problems.
protip: Do real drugs instead of wasting your body's capacities with shitty energy drinks. real stimulants are more stimulating while having less side effects, less heart-fuckery at similar levels of stimulation. energy drinks are for 12 year olds.
>I am a Robot - by Anonymous.
I am alone. I am a Robot. I am an island.
I've built walls; a fortress deep and mighty, that no normy may penetrate.
I have no need for friendship; friendship causes pain. It's laughter and it's loving I disdain.
I am a Robot. I am a rock.
Don't talk of "love". Well I've heard word before; It's sleeping in my memory. I wont disturb the slumber of feelings that have died. If I never loved Stacy I never would have cried.
I am a Robot. I am no Chad.
I have /brit/, and 4chan to protect me. I am shielded in blankets. Hiding in my room, safe within my womb. I touch noone, and noone touches me (besides mummy).
And Robots never cry.
>>28750376
A Most Peculiar Man is the most robot of Simon and Garfunkel songs.
>>28750351
Real drugs are expensive senpai, sorry about you're heart problems, but I don't want to live that long.
I want to start doing roids but it's a lot to read about and I'm scared I'll kill myself
Just finished Uncharted 4 lads, good end to the series that. I can't wait for another Last of Us game with that game engine.
>>28750568
Sounding a bit like a pleb m8
>>28750568
>Uncharted 4
Poleaboo bought it for his brothers birthday
Figured he had the bennies, so why not?
Has anyone here fucked an escort here?
I'm thinking of banging pic related next week
>>28750472
>real drugs are expensive
and fucking energy drinks aren't?
>i dont want to live that long
no shit, i get that. but you are wasting your time. might as well destroy your body with real drugs, in amounts that are just as destructive as energy drinks but have magnitudes better effects.
>>28750680
I wanted to have a GFE with some tasty milf once.
Chickened out because of how beta it would be
>>28750680
Would not pay money to put my willy in that desu
>>28750568
Was it a good movie?
>>28750687
>>real drugs are expensive
>and fucking energy drinks aren't?
Thanks to our glorious nhs and police state you can't buy them anyway
>>28750680
Pay a bit more for a better looking girl if you don't want to walk away feeling disgusted by the whole experience. It will be worth it
Got attacked by a mosquito. The fucker really went to town on my soft pale flesh
>>28750694
30 an hour isn't too bad desu
>>28749323
>apartment
>cops
Fuck off ameriblubber
>>28750758
>30 an hour
Wrap it 10x times
My last exam is at 9:00am tomorrow morning lads, I'll be finished with uni then.
Moving to Budapest in September, starting a new life.
>>28750726
This one is ten quid more, might go for her instead
>>28750680
I lost my virginity to pic related last year. I was going to go back to her but I never did. Cost around 200 for the hour and half.
>>28750802
budapest?
why budapest lad?
>>28747340
EXAM TOMORROW LADS
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>>28749283
>cardio
close, but no cigar friendo
>>28750802
No you're not
VOTE LEAVE DESU LADS
>>28750818
What kind of stuff did you do with her?
Any kissing/oral or just straight into fucking?
>>28750680
i am so degenerate that all i want is to eat a girls ass/pussy
how can i ever do this without getting STDs?
i think i am a lesbain transgender or something
>>28750709
Epic, got anymore /v/ memes to share?
>>28750861
>MUH WEIGHTS
you fucking bodybuilderfaggot have no fucking idea how hard it is to cycle or run 2 hours at high intensity. it is way hsarder than ur pussyass weightlifting faggot.
i am talking high intensity here, not fucking cardio.
go do your bicep curls and benchpress
>>28750894
I uhh...
Hmm.
PS4 has nogaems?
>>28750818
Fucked pic related a few weeks back In Madrid, cost around 200/hr in pounds
>>28750824
Starting my Solicitor practice in Budapest in partnership work with Eotvos Lorand University.
I should fit in well, my grandfather was born in the Austro-hungarian Empire.
I look quite German/Hungarian
>>28750955
>My new apartment will be near this bridge.
>>28750870
>go round to her place
>it's a nice apartment in the city centre
>private parking so didn't have to pay
>go up to door
>she's wearing a kind of silky robe with lingerie and high heels
>she kisses me on the cheek and invites me in
>we chat for a few mins
>i put the cash down
>i put it in a brown envelope to be cool
>we kissed for a while on the bed
>she undid my jeans and started to suck me off and also jerk me off
>when i was good and hard she asked if i was ready
>i had told her i was a virgin
>we had sex in a few different positions
>the best was cowgirl
>she said to tell her when I was going to cum
>tell her I think I'm gonna cum
>she took off the condom and let me cum in her mouth
>she swallowed it then we chatted for another bit
>when I was hard again i titfucked her and she blew me again
>i tried but couldn't cum but it was still great
>i showered again but she joined me this time and rubbed against me, was really hot
>we chatted again and i kissed her some more
>she asked if I would see her again and if I did if there was anything I wanted
>I said I would but never did
>A Polack emailed Aberdeen Police that he hacked the Polish girls facebook and posted her messages
i gotta get up in 5 hours and go to wageslavery lads and havent slept yet and am stuffing my face with potatoe chips
IMMA PULL A DRAW DOWN ON ALL OF EM
PUSSYNIGGA YOUS A RAT AND I'M TOM
SHIEEET
I PULL UP AND BEAT THAT PUSSY LIKE THE PILL
enjoy your monday, normalshit
kill yourself, normalshit
I know how to go and get a motherfucking upvote, no reference
>>28751160
get some sleep you absolute madman
>>28751160
> potatoe chips
YANKS OUT!
