I'M SO DRUNK SOMEBODY TALK TO ME PLEASE
Go to a bar and talk to some guy there.
>>28670812
I can't right now. What are you up to right now?
>>28670819
Anon why don't you go to sleep?
what are you planning for breakfast?
i always have some amazing idea on a massive meal i'm going to consume, than sober me just wants water.
>>28670827
>implying im going to breakfast
The first thing I'll make tomorrow is probably a sandwich with white bread, butter, turkey, and ghouda. I hate when people pronounce it "goo-da." It's "how-da."
>>28670791
Wanna talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ?
>>28670867
No fuck you. Also, fuck Islam.
>>28670852
>white bread
Disgusting. Turkey is the king of deli meats though so good choice with that.
>>28670878
Thanks senpai. What bread do you use?
>>28670827
whenever im drunk i crave a massive burger double patties with jalapenos and bbq sauce for breakfast.
when i wake i just want water and toast at the most.
>>28670791
>that pic
diamonds
>>28670873
You do realize Jesus died for our sins, right?
>>28670791
i, too, have drank too many wine
what do you do for a living
>>28670912
idk, that's debatable.
>>28670921
it isnt. It's writen on his biography and shit.
>>28670898
Usually wheat, though sometimes I'll treat myself and use a bagel.
wow ho w exciting
>>28670941
You can get white wheat. Bagels are good it.
PLEASE TALK TO ME OR I MIGHT KILL MYSELF
>>28672105
How can someone be so thick and have such tiny breats? It's absurd.
>>28672161
I don't know but I want to fuck her. What are you up to anon?
>>28670791
Why did you drink in the first place?
>>28672243
To get drunk, I guess.
>>28670791
Oh shit I have a pic of this set.
>>28672328
She's hot.
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This thread looks very promising.
Will probably end in >>28672244
>>28670852
I can tell you how to pronounce it, I am Dutch.
>>28670791
Is there more of that pic?
>>28672328
i've jacked it to this image so many times
I'm going to do it right now. thank you
>>28672522
>It's "how-da" right?
>>28672815
Your greentext feels like you're implying implicated jokeries.
But it's the very harsh G sound, the throat scraping Dutch G as some arabs also have it in their language.
It's silly to type it out but it's GGGGowda.
And the O in this instance is the OU from Ouch.
So GGGGowda. You can always go for the speaker function on wikipedia pages for a proper pronounciation.
>>28672893
Yeah I don't know why I greentexted that. Still drunk. I think I'm pronouncing it correctly based on what you said.
>>28672905
At your service fellow anon. Don't forget to forcedrink a glass of water every 2 hours or so while you're drinking. Tomorro will be nicer that way.
That said, fuck tomorrow.
I'm sober currently. 8pm on a thursday. I can't fucking take it anymore. I'm stuck in this fucking dark room with just me and a computer screen. I want to get the fuck out of here. I would go out and get drunk but that won't even make me feel better.
>>28673065
Try riding a bicycle.
I might be saying bullshit because I'm Dutch but this always makes me feel very comfry.
But then again we have great facilities for riding bikes plus fantastic nature with fucking BICYCLE LANES. can you fucking imagine?! A lane through a nature area purposedly made for cycling.
>>28670791
Anyone have a name for her? I remember finding her set once but i don't remember where and image search isn't helping
>>28673097
Yeah, thats actually a really good idea. Thanks anon. I live in a relatively rural part of korea so not too bad. That usually makes me feel pretty good, but I wait until after 11, because I get so many stares and glances when I bike during daytime.
>>28670791
I will talk yo tou Op
>>28673097
>dutch
>bicycle
>mfw
op is kilo
>>28673101
mizuno s2000 heidi
no problem anon
