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Might as well get one of these started edition
First for trying to put a personal statement on a CV is impossible if you have no self esteem.
NEET life again, feels bad desu.
>>28670563
Damn. Wish I was NEET. Hate my fucking job and my life and myself desu la.
So what happened to the missing plane then lads?
it HAS to be muslims right?
>parents keep bugging me to go to the job-centre and sign onto JSA even though the family is in no financial difficulty and i'm not that fussed about spending money
>every time i bring up going for ESA it leads to an hour+ long argument
nope, i can't understand it.
Drinking beer and watching fallout videos lads.
Such is life as a night worker.
>>28670366
Where's Mugi?
>>28671257
Getting shipped to Pakistan with the rest of the Keions
>>28671272
But they're at the windows.
I think I like women more than I like chaps, chaps.
Anyone out in London city tonight?
>final ever uni essay due in monday
>4000 words
>haven't even started reading
why do I do this to myself
>>28671237
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>>28672121
Cannae be bothered
>going to a funeral
>Mother says I will have to talk to strangers
AHHHHH
It's actually impressive how bad this place is for your mental health. A few hours outside with friends and I feel like things are going well, a few hours here and I feel nihilistic and suicidal.
>>28672345
If something as insignificant as an anonymous anime imageboard can turn you from feeling good to suicidal then the problem is you, not this site.
Gonna be a pretty good day lads:
> Got two days off work
> Going to meet up with a friend for a gym session in the afternoon, think i'll hit a couple PRs
> Then cycling to see based Nan for tea
> Then going for curry night with work people
How is your day going to be based anons?
>>28672345
It's funny because it's the exact opposite for me. I feel like shit when I'm around friends because it feels as if they all have control of their shit and they're doing better than me.
When I come here it feels good to know I'm not on my own, that there are people who feel as shitty (often shittier) than I do.
There's the old saying "misery loves company" and it's 100% true
>>28672414
Obviously not 100% true
>>28672446
So you're telling me you don't feel even slightly better knowing there are other people in your position? Bullshit. There isn't a person alive who wants to have problems that are exclusive to themselves.
>>28672489
My problems are MINE and MINE alone. They are much worse than your problems.
>>28671130
>Paris to Cairo
Yeah, Muslims seem a safe bet
>>28671130
No, it was the Coptic Christians.............
>>28671814
Shit taste desu, but you do you
>>28672534
France has a serious Islam problem.
>>28671237
you will get kicked off esa, fuck off
>>28672560
So does Egypt
>>28672503
Yes, I'm sure nobody has ever experienced what you're going through, not a single fucking person in the world, you are 100% unique.
You truly are special, you should change your name to Snowflake.
>>28672579
Thank you for understanding my plight.
>>28672596
You're welcome, now lets meet up and kiss.
Have an interview in aldi on saturday morning lads
shitting myself
>>28672637
The only way you won't get the job is if you turn up drunk and smelling of weed.
>boss tells me to rearrange the shelf
>this is done monthly so customers can't find anything and so look at other things that they might buy
>tell him no this practice is wrong my mandate is to put the customer first
>he just sort of stands there looking at me about to say something and then just says "ok"
>>28672762
just do it mate, no point in getting arsey with your boss, the customer doesn't care
>>28672762
As a customer I don't really give a shit
If I can't find it after like 2 minutes I'm going to come and ask you anyway bro
>>28672880
>>28672974
no it's a pain in the arse and I know how it feels for customers when they're used to something being in one place and then it suddenly moves
>>28673004
who honestly cares, like I said there's no point in getting mardy to your boss, the customers won't know either way. I'd never know it was done unless you said
How can you fucking lose a plane?
Like, even if the fucking thing crashed into the sea you would think they have some super high tech tracking shit that can survive a bomb blast and be detected like 2 miles underwater or something.
>naaa just disappeared famalam, one second it was there and then it wasn't on my screen anymore
Useless.
>>28673257
Well you go fucking find it then
How would they track it when it's miles out at sea? Besides they have black boxes that are pressure resistant but they have to find the plane first - are you even aware of how large the ocean is you utter mong
>>28673004
Yeah no point getting the old sackaroo though, it's a faff when they move the beans but let's be honest they're not particularly hard to find again
>>28673257
The ocean is pretty big lad
Plus there's strong underwater currents that drag the plane from where it may have landed so realistically it could be anywhere over a huge area now
>>28673265
Give me some money to rent some scuba gear then and I'll have it found in 10 fucking minutes.
Poleaboo will start filling in his work search diary today
Job Centre appointment on Monday
>Exam today
>Fuck up hard.
>be american
>whenever i think of the uk all i think of is beer, pubs, rain, fights, and soccer
how accurate am i?
>>28673333
mate you couldn't pour water out a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
dozy cunt
>>28673388
wind your neck in you fucking dribbler, I'd carve you up like a turkey
silly man
>>28673377
You forgot to mention the multitude of brown people.
A lot of stuff arrived in the post for Poleaboo today
Had to sign for one of the items
He always sees me in the same clothes and knows I'm always at home during working hours
I wonder what the postman is thinking?
>>28673559
He's not thinking about you, trust me.
WHERES MY FUCKING DELIVERY AMAZON??
ugh, these tights were supposed to be ivory
They look more like cream
Any of you lads want to add me on Facebook?
>>28673411
mate you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat I'll shite fury and you'll drown in it pal
>>28671237
So what, you're going to leach off them forever?
>in 100 years my student debt will be over 1000000 pounds
kek hope my grandkids aren't neets
>>28673859
It gets written off after 30 years. Anything you haven't paid after 30 years, you never have to pay back.
>>28673859
gets wiped off after 30 years I believe
>>28673559
He's thinking of ways to ravage you, better watch out poleaboo.
>>28673879
>>28673880
Plus you only pay it back if you are earning 21k or over. At 21k it's like 4 pounds a month you have to pay back.
It's basically free money. I fucked up uni and ended up dropping out in my final year but the debt doesn't bother me at all. I feel sorry for mericans who have to pay it back no matter what they do.
Just reminded myself why I don't leave the house much.
Went out for a walk and in front of me there was a 7/8 year old girl with a puppy.
The dog started barking at me and tried to run towards me but the girl yanked on the leash to stop it.
I thought nothing of it, just kept my distance, until the leash somehow came off and the little fucker ran straight for me. It bit on to my trouser leg and somehow bit through, leaving a mark.
I had to kick it off and put my shoe in its face to stop it, meanwhile the girl couldn't even manage to put the leash back on.
Irresponsible dog owners make me so angry
>>28673959
>attacking a dog
>expecting a young girl to control her dog well
dont leave the house youre a danger to the little girl
>>28673985
You're right I should have just sat there and let the dog bite me...
I didn't even hit it hard, just enough to shake it off me.
And I wasn't blaming the girl, I blame the parents who let her take the dog out without being able to control it.
I could have that dog put down for what happened, they're lucky I let them off with a warning to be more careful.
>>28671257
Mugi is a coalburner ,she is probably getting culturally enriched
>>28673959
You could make a big deal out of it, take the court and get some compensation. Happens all the time with dog owners. Sometimes the dog even has to be put down.
Do it senpai. Don't let the family get away with it.
>>28674036
>I could have that dog put down for what happened, they're lucky I let them off with a warning to be more careful.
I wish you fucking did mate, that'l teach 8 year old Stacie.
>>28674101
He should desu.
It's hassle but fuck that dog.
>>28671257
pic related is what danielle sharp would look like as an anime.
Is there any way to set up a direct debit that grows?
ie I start at 50 quid a month, with 0.3% increase each month, so that I'm paying 50, 50.15, 50.30... and by the start of the next year it's 52
>>28674149
>and by the start of the next year it's 52
Wow, a whole 2 pounds.
Unlucky lads, you've just accidentally murdered someone in your basement.
Now how do you dispose of the body in a way that you won't be caught?
>>28674149
>annual salary of 2 great british pounds
>>28674149
You'd have to call the bank/go in person to set up a direct debt payment like that up. Not something you can set up do online.
>>28674158
It's a difference if 61.83 for the year compared to just paying 50 a month.
>>28674174
>basement
do I look like a yank? fuck off
>>28674174
I don't have a basement.
>>28674185
10 quid, for some reason x<13 included the 13.
But the point still stands.
>>28674174
How hard can it be to do that they did on breaking bad with the acid bath shit
Dunno where I'd get the acid though tbqh
>>javascript:quote('28674174')
cut the body up and dump at the nearest pig farm
>>28672345
>can be made suicidal by a african hat weaving forum
>doesn't realise he's the problem
>>28674192
>>28674200
Your wine cellar you dopey cunt
Play the game
>>28674174
Honestly, cut it up and bury it. don't be one of those guys who the police see on cctv, buying power saws and acid and masks.
chuck em into the local pound.
>>28673793
>has a facebook
no thanks I don't socialize with normalscum
>>28674223
>wine cellar
do I look like I'm in downton abbey? get to fuck you yank plum
>>28674207
>How hard can it be to do that they did on breaking bad with the acid bath shit
Doesn't work like that. You can't dissolve a body like that. The show creators even said they know, but they aren't going to come up with realistic methods as they don't want to teach people how to get rid of bodies.
https://youtu.be/bMTg6PfzNU0?list=RD2HFJjbLTU-w
what tunes you got on lads
>>28674084
>>28674132
Pic related is the bite mark (through my trousers keep in mind). A bit laughable to make a claim over that tbqh.
It was only a little puppy as well, if it was a massive pitbull or something I would have it put down.
>>28674101
The little bitch didn't even apologize.
>>28674223
To play a game I need to put myself in the the position and imagine it happening. For starters, I'm already going past the fact that nobody visits me. But to now have a basement? A whole house? Yeah, fuck off mate. Make it more relatable to robots.
>>28674174
melt face, hair, fingerprints then cut it up for easy transport then bury it up in the woods with large amounts of lye - reminder the biggest reason people get caught is because the body is identified then they find out who had motive
>>28674296
where is it sorry lad?
>>28674296
Are you having a fucking laugh
You went out for a walk and a fucking 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS PUPPY nipped your leg and you booted it, threw a shit fit and ran off to go have a good tantrum on 4chan
Fucking end yourself you absolute pussy
>>28674296
>Pic related is the bite mark
there's nowt there you fucking pussy hahahaha
oh my christ you utter baby
>>28674296
kek doesn't even look like a bite. Seems more like it was playing and run up to you for attention.
My god you're a faggot.
>>28674296
it's a fucking scratch kid, grow up
>>28674296
>tried to groom an 8 year old girl
>got nipped by a pupper
kek like something out of the daily mail
>>28674296
Holy shit, you made it sound like an actual attack. I was feeling sorry for a moment.
The girl had nothing to be sorry for.
Had a shin cup and feel like shit lads.
>>28674345
>Seems more like it was playing and run up to you for attention.
This desu.
You're autism got in the way again.
>>28674296
Should of kicked the girl as well mate.
>>28674174
Butcher and sell the meat
>>28674174
Depends. Is it a cute girl? I'd fuck her body a bit and try eating some of her before just chucking it in the river.
>>28674378
spicy as fuck them, they always give me the sweats
*bells NASA and asks them to redirect the hubble telescope in order to see the bite mark*
lads is it unhealthy to live off pot noodles?
>>28672300
talk to the CORPSE
>>28674412
No. Most noodle cups are engineered by nutritionists to include a proportional amount of all the nutrition you need, you just have to eat a fair few of them.
>>28674327
>>28674331
>>28674338
>>28674345
>>28674350
>a bit laughable to make a claim over that
I explained myself quite clearly, I didn't say it hurt or anything.
More about the inconvenience of having a dog chasing me and then biting onto me to leave mark THROUGH MY TROUSERS.
It was definitely not playing and when that dog grows up and the same thing happens because of the irresponsible fucking owners it could cause some serious damage.
>>28674435
>It was definitely not playing
My cat leaves bigger marks when I play with him mate. You're a pussy.
>>28674435
Get her to pay for your trousers at least you massive beta pussy.
>>28674435
Just the way you posted made it seem like a proper attack, then it turned out to be a puppy lightly scratching you kek.
>>28674426
Thanks mate, might buy a couple more then can't think of many ways to eat cheaply.
>>28674473
>can't think of many ways to eat cheaply.
What's your weekly budget for food?
>>28674435
hahahahhahaha
I bet it was a little shih-tzu or something
utter pussy
>muh trousers
howling with laughter
Now this is classic /britfeel/
Guy gets attacked by wan wan, makes a big deal out of it, turns out literally nothing happened.
>>28674491
about 20 quid.
>>28674447
>>28674448
>>28674469
>>28674492
fuck me, ive not seen this level of mugging off in an age
>>28674533
Why so low?
>>28674565
Saving up for a micro, ovens fucked but the stove still works. so I've got that and the kettle.
>>28674580
I'd just move back in with the folks at this point lad.
>>28674594
It's not to bad, oats are cheap as you can get yourself a nice amount for a quid. use water instead of milk.
It's just lunch and dinner. without a micro is abit of hassle.
I knew I should have taken my story to brit, you autists couldn't understand.
any lads know where I could score some cheap work clothes, need something for an interview but don't want to spend a lot of quid on a shirt and some pants and shoes.
>>28674748
Don't get 'bit' on your way there.
>>28674759
Primark mate. No cheaper place.
>UCAS keeps fucking up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28674830
good luck m80, hope you get your options.
>>28674882
I've already got my options but I can't log into the tracking to view them
>>28674435
>Chasing me
A HAHAHA you fucking ran away???
Holy shit in get massive dogs grunting and barking at me all the fucking time and lunging on the leash and never fucking flinch, just glance at the owner and they apologise
She was fucking 8 years old. It was a fucking puppy that she was walking in the park and it gave you a nip because that's how puppies play and it won't have been properly trained yet because it's so young
What the fuck is wrong with you hahaha
Someone stick that savage bite mark in the op image
nout beats a cuppa and a bit of peter kay
>want to delete facebook but that will fully cut me off from the outside world
I don't even know why I still have it. Everyone I have added on there isn't even my friend, they just added me because I was in their class at school and uni.
>robot tries to become a cyborg
>this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fkpZiF16M
>Normies laughing in their gardens
STOP!!
got an appointment with the early intervention unit for an hour long assessment should I be worried lads?
>>28675230
well are you crazy?
>>28675255
paranoid and delusional but I'm on meds so I figure I'll be fine
>>28675146
Fuck off normie
Not even my own roommates would add me on facebook
>>28675262
I mean to what level are you paranoid, do you wait for people who think are following you on roof tops?
By delusions do you talk to people who aren't in the room?
unless you're doing stuff like that you should be okay, but I'll be honest I don't really know what they're looking for just try to relax.
>>28675255
but the doctors recently found out I believe a group of people are plotting to kill me & I carry a knife
>>28675298
You're fucked m80.
Might as well describe the group as local hoodlums who wear hoodies, instead of a big governmental organization.
as for the knife, i mean just stop doing that for one. and tell them you never planned to use it, it was just to intimidate people to leave you alone.
Or deny everything if you think they'll believe that.
you might need the help though mate if you really think those things.
>>28675363
don't want to lie cause it looks like this is my best chance to get better mate
the patterned tights I ordered from China finally arrived
They're very poor quality, weren't even packaged properly
>>28675387
Why even ask if you were just going to tell them the truth anyway mate?
>>28675418
was curious about if anyone here had experience with the early intervention unit
>>28674296
fuck me, I've had bigger flea bites than that you utter pussy
>>28674748
is that the """"dog"""" that bit you?
>>28675298
Yeah not a good idea. There was some autismo cunt in the news the other day who stabbed some 69 year old guy about 50 times because he tapped the end of his car and he went into full autist rage mode and used the knife he was carrying. At least if you're not carrying something you're not setting yourself up to do something fucking retarded.
>>28674296
all these people complaining about the size of a bite.
A bite is a bite mate, the mutt deserved to be fucking booted. Good Job lad.
RIP royal /britfeel/ correspondant
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36332740
>Nick Alexander, from Weeley, who died in the Paris terror attacks in November was "unlawfully killed", rules coroner
what kind of fucking idiot needs this verdict?
>>28675623
So if there is unlawfully killed, what on earth is lawfully killed?
>>28675637
Army kills mate.
>>28675637
being switched off while on life support
>>28675637
Honour killings are lawful under sharia.
>>28675637
self defence and that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justifiable_homicide
>>28675282
>Not even my own roommates would add me on facebook
>last time i went to the nearest mens hairdressers they told me they're appointment only and that I shouldn't just walk in and wait
>call for an appointment this time
>decide to wait until some time like 3pm so that I wouldn't catch him on a lunch break or something
>call
>"Could you call back in an hour m8, I'm out right now"
>>28675774
kek what a group of benders
men go to barbers, hairdressers are for women
>>28675774
just go to a normal barbers m8
>>28670366
Why are there so many of these brit threads lately?
>>28675790
I unironically go to a proper girly salon
bare fit girls working there and I get a top trim for a tenner, can't go wrong
>>28675838
They've been 24/7 for a couple of years you fucking newhsit
>>28675839
>goes to girly salon
>pays tenner for haircut
southerner confirmed
>>28675148
/cgl/ dates /r9k/
Hunger over to fuck today I've had a maccy D though so feeling better thanks for asking desu
>>28675872
I got to a barbers in Wakefield that charges twelve quid for fucks sake.
>>28675774
>hairdressers
Go to a barbers and get a man's haircut for a fiver
>>28675774
I just walk into my local barbers m8 and it is a proper hipster joint ran by gays. I'm guessing you live in some degenerate shithole like London.
>>28675896
that cant be justified m8, i pay a fiver at mine for a bloke to make my hair shorter, my cousin goes to one that charges 7 and i consider that a bit steep
>>28675918
It's not, but it's the one my mum said is good.
I think she's on commission.
>>28675872
yeah I am from the south, what's wrong with a tenner for a haircut? I used to go to Lee Stafford's but he moved up to London, the girl I go to at the moment is a family friend so normally her cuts are 25 quid but she gives me a discount the absolute babe
>>28675148
>assassins creed necklace
Fucking casuals man.
>>28675148
She looks like fucking Bubbles
>>28675959
i actually cant believe that, the 25 quid part at least
>>28672390
>based Nan for tea
best feel
>>28673257
>super high tech tracking shit
It's terrifying, but when you work in industries like this you realise just how low-tech and based off wishes and goodwill they are.
>>28674174
go a couple of counties over and burn it, then chop off anything that might be identifying, bury the remains on the other side of the country, then go up to scotland and throw the identifying stuff in the sea
>>28676104
Reminder that even if the tech to track the plane no matter where it is, it's too expensive for commercial airlines to consider, and is probably only usef in private jets of the richest of the rich.
No matter what industry you're in, you're going to be working with outdated shit because the company wants to save costs.
>/britfeel/ poster who I added on Hearthstone called me a poofter
bully
Waiting to hear back on my uni of choice, if they say yes then im moving into accom months early because there's no way im spending any more time with my batshit mother
>>28676178
Beat him in a game lad and call him names.
>who /JDsportscore/
Got my outfit for the Scottish cup final saturday.
>tfw sports gear is comfiest.
>>28676034
tbf its located in a proper rich part of town and she's pretty good. She used to go on tour with MUSE and do their hair
>>28676244
not a fan of those shoes Tbh but I might cop a black version of that jacket
>>28676262
I also own it in black.
Also in light blue.
>tfw most of my jackets are track tops.
>>28676292
just looked online but can't see in it in black, might for for navy blue though
Literally every single couple on Come Dine With Me today is an interracial couple
So progressive channel 4!
>>28676318
http://www.scottsmenswear.com/product/fred-perry-laurel-tape-track-top/147403/
They have it in everything but large.
If you're large then you probably shouldn't be wearing sports gear though.
>>28676292
>>28676244
Horrible, adidas or nike anyday mate.
>clothes and hair
This is literally gayer than the prison-gay anime circlejerk
I went to the asda and bought a peach.. HAHA
>>28673559
How does poleaboo plan on 'coming out' to his parents about his girl thing? I assume he wants to live in girl mode all the time eventually?
>>28676414
I have to buy large cause im 6'3.
Saying I shouldnt buy sports gear?
>>28676432
kek
Enjoy it m8
>>28673793
I will
ocee
>>28676421
I do adidas too mate.
>nike
fuck off ya pikey cunt.
fila, lacoste, adidas, ellesse and sergio are all acceptable
>nike
nah mate, unless you're black and from London.
>>28676423
Judging from the clothes, it's just a bunch of chavs.
>>28676453
>lacoste
For middle class Chavs
>>28676433
eh, that's still some time away
I'll cross that bridge when I get there
>>28676435
Fair enough. I forgot some people need them for length. As a 5'11 manlet I forget you bigger lads.
>>28676458
But mate, what if I like tennis?
>>28676482
Posh wanker
>>28676488
>not doing 5 aside on a thursday with the lads, then a round of tennis with the wife on the weekend.
>>28676471
it's summin to think about though, your parents won't be happy since you've already failed in life and became a neet. they will see this as a even bigger disappointment.
>>28676482
So do I, I just hate the fred perry logo. Especially when its all over the sleeve.
Just an opinion though, if you like it take no notice.
I buy sergio tacchini a lot.
Copped this for 5 quid yesterday.
>>28676515
>then a round of tennis with the wife on the weekend.
Makes me want to throw up. Bet she tops it off with some Prosecco and hummus
>>28676414
I'm 6'5 so I wear bigger sizes
I sort of wanted to try it on first to be honest
>>28676552
>those girls that eat healthy and have to post there new hummus on social media even though its obvious they hate it.
eww
>>28676555
Fred perry stores sell them
>>28676536
I have the red version of that top.
Classic.
>>28676552
Nah mate, fucking that poncey shite.
We just do tennis because the misses wants to be active, but doesn't like swimming, or football which I like so tennis was a comprimise.
>>28676555
yeah, I know how that feels, trying clothes on in store to check fit is always best.
>>28676568
>tfw girl at work is always posting 'eating healthy' shit on facebook.
>tfw at work she's always eating the nuggets.
>>28676536
babby's first hooligan brand
where can i buy clothes cheaply online?
>>28676606
>mummy's biggest mistake in life
>>28676606
>hooligan brand
Are hooligans even a thing these days.
At my local team we have like 3 old men who were part of the casual scene in the 80s and now think they're still top boys.
>>28676617
Get the label, M&M direct.
Our go to whatever sites has stuff you like and check the 'sales' or 'Outlet' section.
>2016
>being a liverpool fan
sucks to be you guystfw a newcastle fan and even I feel bad for liverpoolfags.
>>28676703
Despise that team (and city) more than any other, so I'm happy
>>28676728
>not hating manchester more.
>not hating man utd the most
>tfw the bomb was fake.
>>28676758
Manchester is the only UK city I like tbfh
Had therapy today. He spent most of the hour talking about how he fucked up his paperwork and how much it stressed him out. So glad I don't pay for this shit
>>28676793
are you the therapist lad?
>>28676606
>>28676630
haha, I like it
>>28676808
Ha no. He's meant to be helping me
>>28676786
If you like pakis.
>not liking Scottish cities.
Aberdeen best city.
>>28676865
Scotland is too fucking grey
>paying 1k a month for the privilege of living in a depressing hole
>>28676529
Screw them then, it's their problem not mine
I'll just live with the poster in the same town as me who offered to put me up if I ever needed it
>>28676913
>I'll just live with the poster in the same town as me who offered to put me up if I ever needed it
I was joking lad. I thought it was obvious.
>>28676927
don't joke with pakipoo, he takes literally everything to be true, even on the internet. a true autist.
>>28676887
You like manchester, but think Scotland is too grey?
Manchester is fucking dreary as fuck mate.
>>28676954
The entire UK is grey and depressing, but Aberdeen is a whole new level of grey entirely, and they have the audacity to charge frikken London prices for it.
>>28676954
Manchester has a great "night life"by which I mean it's full of benders of course
>>28676927
Go fuck yourself then
You're also too young to be posting here, normie vermin
>>28676968
You really believed that post? That I'd let a stranger live with me for nothing? What the fuck?
>>28676987
pakis are born to leach. he thought he hit the jackpot
>>28676963
Then how about Edinburh.tfw like dundee despite it being a shitehole.
>>28676967
>caring for nightlife.
If the city has a weatherspoons I'm golden.
Bristol is the best city in England. Fite me
>no mature mummy gf to cook me turkey twizzlers and let me suck her tits
THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING
>>28677220
This is a homosexual topic
Please take your breeder thoughts elsewhere
>>28677224
>homo topic
fuck off ya poof
no poofs in the uk.
Pakis, muslims and poofs out.
>>28677240
>Pakis, muslims and poofs out.
You'd be left with normies posting here.
>tfw a real woman sent me a message on tinder
Not sure how to deal with situations like this.
>>28677258
>implying normies are bad.
>>28677240
Surveys show that only one in 10 gay people are actually tolerable in a social situation
Is it normal for food poisoning to last 24 hours?
Ate some Chinese food last night and got sick
Still sick now
>>28677309
It could last up to 72 hours mate.
It's why food workplaces say don't come in for 48 hours.
>>28676968
Let me give you some advice poleaboo, never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not, wear it like Armour and it can never be used to hurt you.
But seriously don't come out as trans you fuck psychopath they'd kick you out most likely. Seriously don't do it unless you can support yourself and for fucks sake don't rely on random cunts on the internet, don't rely on anyone.
>>28677331
This.
Best time to come out is when you have a job and your own place. I don't know how religious your parents are but a paki coming out as trans is not a good thing. Your parents will become a joke to the rest of your extended family. They might have to kick you out just to save face.
Even coming out as gay in a non religious paki family is risky, but trans? That's a whole other game. Don't risk till you can support yourself.
>>28677331
yeah if possible save coming out for when you've moved out
i've seen too many people get kicked out by their parents (including an underage transguy with disabilities, to this day i can't understand how someone can be that cold to their own offspring), or outright shut down and told they can't be trans and their parents throw their shit away and force them to live a lie
going to make myself a coffee, have some food, and spend all night playing the old bf2. Because nothing makes me feel better than doing the same things i did ten years ago.
>>28677331
>>28677385
>>28677391
Well, I'll be back at uni after the trial so I'll wait and see what opportunities open up for me
>>28677446
Since you tell unifags to leave, I fully expect you to stop posting here when you are back at uni.
>>28677446
You are going to get some jail time 100% doe
>>28677446
no you'll be in prison mate
>>28677476
>>28677506
We don't know that
I haven't even spoken to my solicitor about the case other than when they told me to plead guilty and I told them to fuck off
>>28677446
>Well, I'll be back at uni after the trial
No. No you won't.
They are never going to let you back in
>>28677557
Why haven't I been expelled yet then?
>poleaboo returns to uni
>Fully transforms into monica on campus
>becomes friends with polack girl
>spends time with her watching anime
If this guy can make it, we all can.
>>28677574
Suspended pending trial, once that' over you're out regardless of verdict.
i miss when you were accepting that you were going to prison. This pretending to be a crossdresser thing has gotten out of hand
>>28677544
No he won't be in prison because he doesn't exist.
>>28677597
Would be a fairytale like ending, would ruin the book/movie adaptation though
We will write you letters when you're in prison. I promise you that. I'll take charge, gather whatever people want to say here and put them in the post.
>have to leave the house
>every time a car drives past I get a rush of anxiety and feel like I'm being judged
I'm fucked up lol
Is there anything worse than frozen breaded fish?
Literally no taste at all
>>28677727
Being shot?
>>28677727
being a paki
>>28677733
>>28677740
Not as bad as Birds Eye/Youngs frozen fish
My only achievement in life is owning video games.
>>28677855
That's not an achievement so you don't even have that
>>28677855
how is that an achievement?
>>28677873
*sighs despondently*
>>28677916
check out billy big words over here
> 2 days ago coming down from speed and trying to sleep
> upstairs neighbors start banging around and turning lights on and off for an hour and sounds like their doing it purposely
> stay up all night sobbing on the ground and freaking out
> obsess over why the hell their mad at me start doing things I think piss them off, smoke weed, smoke e cig bang around, nothing
> start thinking maybe since I used my phone flashlight to pick up my dogs poop they think I was taking pictures of them??
> come to the conclusion that since my grindr profile name had been 'Legalise Tina' (hehe im so funni) they were trying to wake me up because they thought I was a dealer
> swear I could hear them trying to talk to me through the floor about buying
> take my dog on a walk all tweeked out and pyschotic looking and swear to god some meth-ish looking guy is following me
wake up today IDK what the fuck that was, hoping it wasn't real, it probably wasn't real..
>tfw when they still haven't back traced you
>mfw im an oldfag now
>>28677981
you sound like my mum.
She is off her rocker and thinks that everyone is out to get her, she doesn't work anymore because she thought her colleagues were talking about her and now she sits inside 99% of the time zoned out
Why is it that as soon as you introduce a woman into the group the camaraderie and banter drops off a cliff?
>>28678080
Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. You're a woman
You're bored, as usual, tweeting about your fucking hair and not even feeling any kind of happiness from it, just soothing your constant need to be bitter and cunty and petty toward other women. Every single thing you've done in the past year was mundane, shallow, and boring. You spent the last six hours reading kinda-interesting Reddit stories about people who made interesting Halloween hats for their kids or some stupid bullshit that you think is interesting and you may say is interesting but you're not really sure if it's really interesting. You're just fucking sitting there, gestating, fermenting, with a moist hole between your legs that guarantees you'll at least never have to get up and move around and work to support yourself.
And then you see men, over in some corner, having fun. You've never seen this before. What are they even doing? Instead of their consciousnesses merely sitting in their thick skull and revolving around itself, they are imbuing their conscious energy and intentionality into external objects, crafts, goals, projects. All the bitterness and cuntiness you feel nonstop seems to be absent, as they congratulate each other for being victorious, and happily learn from someone who defeated them. These creatures are truly content to be alive. They have found purpose in a purposeless universe.
And your gaze turns back on itself, on your self, and you realise you've never had that. You can never have it. You're just a stupid cunt.
So you get up, you walk over there, and you fucking ruin everything. Just ruin the whole fucking thing. The five seconds of attention you get will be worth destroying it. Because you're a woman.
>>28677981
>amphetamines
Only good in very small doses for an instant pick me up, the comedown is too brutal for me these days, lasts for weeks
>>28678128
>Imagine a life where you have never been great at anything, never felt the urge to be great at anything, never felt that magnetic admiration to someone who was great at something, wanted to imitate and ultimately defeat him. Just nothing. Literally all you do in life is exist. Occupy space. You're a woman
>>28678080
>>28678128
Thank you, never have I seen such clarity.
>>28678180
>I post hat pictures to defend females
>>28678209
it's some pretty sweeping statements to make about half the human race
and pretty indicative of the kind of views of women formed by young men who are bitter about their inability to emotionally connect with women
so yeah, hat pictures
>>28678275
>generalizations are bad
odds I warthunder evens I fap
>>28672121
if i could get a job, i wouldn't be on JSA now would i?
>>28672563
perhaps eventually, but in the short term it's infinitely preferable to the fuckery that is JSA.
>>28673857
no, i want to apply for ESA and get the fuck out of here, but their assistance in doing so would be invaluable and they won't provide it.
if it was simple hate for dole scroungers, sure, fair enough, but they WANT me to get on the dole. somehow ESA is a step too far.
>>28678275
>I can't prove it wrong so have to meme
kek what a toasted roastie
>>28678348
Why not one and then the other?
>>28670366
Am I the only person that gets really angry when someone pronounces my as me? It just has such subhuman connotations.
>>28678393
i wasn't the one posting fedora pics, just having a crack at working out their reasoning
>>28678348
>>28678400
why not both at once, get a fetish for planes
>>28678384
They don't want you on the dole they want you to get a job and actually contribute to society.
>>28678384
>somehow ESA is a step too far.
Cus there's nothing wrong with you retard.
>>28678430
I've told you before that we don't want you posting here. Fuck off, don't reply to me, don't try to join in the banter, you're a drain.
>Add poleaboo on battle.net
>call him a poofter
I love it. I have direct access to insulting him until he removes me from his friend list
Any update on normie nigel?
>called doctor to make an appointment about anxiety
>couldn't spit it out
>secretary gets impatient
>sobbed like a bitch to the secretary
>got appointment and cried some more
She was very nice to me. Maybe she thinks I got raped because I first asked for a butt examination because I bled from my anus a few days ago. I want to die.
>work in a bakery
>burn myself semi-frequently
>sometimes when I'm sitting at home or lying in bed I have a kind of twitch as if I've just burnt myself
those ovens have given me ptsd
>>28678457
you've actually never told me that personally, although i think i've seen you say the same to others
please, carry on telling people who can and can't post in an anonymous thread, your autism makes for a good chuckle
>Play Poleaboo in hearthstone
>tell him to take it easy because I'm new and don't have a lot of cards
>He plays zoolock and proceeds to BM me.
>>28678639
>zoolock
Grounds for friend removal. Who uses op serious decks in a casual match
>>28678570
What? Are you retarded?
You don't need to tell the receptionist what the appointment is about. You just say 'I need an appointment with a doctor'. You can specify a specific doctor that works in the practice or a gender if you want. They won't ask you what the appointment is about retard.
>>28678639
>>28678667
Poleaboo plays to win. There is no 'going easy'.
>>28678728
That's what ranked is for you mong
>>28678747
People he can't beat, obviously
good ol' UK
>>28678728
As soon as I save up some money for card packs, you're dead kid.
Went to grab a drink from my can, forgot it had cum on/in it.
How's you day been?
>>28678769
What about us, lad?
>>28678769
good oI' UK
>>28678759
Poleaboo has made it to legend rank two times. He can get to rank 5 without trying now.
>>28678773
Poleaboo hasn't spent a penny on hearthstone. He has most cards from grinding arena. It's the best way to get cards once you can get 7+ wins consistently.
Haven't got round to playing poleaboo yet, have played against some guy called boy of beef though. He trashed the shit out of me
Does anyone else get home from work with no energy and the only thing you can do all evening is sit around listening to podcasts and trying to stay awake until an appropriate time to sleep?
I don't even do hard work. I literally sit in an office browsing the internet all day.
>>28678895
>Does anyone else get home from work with no energy and the only thing you can do all evening is sit around
80% of people who work. That's the work life.
Poleaboos mum made lentils for dinner so I went out to a takeaway instead
Went to Arizonas, burger and chicken place owned by Kurds
I don't get out much so it always takes me by surprise how diverse this place has gotten
Also placing their orders were a Roma couple (could have been Bulgarian/Romanian too)
And later a Polish couple, the man looked liek a troll as usual, carrying a backpack but a little too old for sixth form
The female was ok looking, she kept looking over at me exactly when I was looking at her, not sure what her problem was, either really paranoid or lusting for some paki cock
Saw a Chinese girl at the bus stop (saw one outside the sixth form on Tuesday too)
>>28678862
Never made it to legend sadly, only constant rank 5s
>>28678639
Not Poleaboo
>>28678943
>lusting for some paki cock
Literally never happened in the entire history of human existence
>>28678943
>i'm giving up takeaways
>>28678943
I'm glad we are getting longer updates again now m8
>>28678943
Do you walk?
I'm to scared to walk places.
>>28678975
It's because Polish women are surrounded by nothing but white gremlin looking men their whole lives
they're notorious for racemixing once they leave Poland
>>28678943
What did you get from the takeaway mate?
>>28679008
I live near the town centre, it maybe 5 minutes
>>28679000
Glad you appreciate them
>>28678988
One in like 2 weeks
>>28679034
Double chicken burger (xtra spicy), chips and a can of coke
4 quid 90
Pic of the last one I had
>>28679014
Keep dreaming poleaboo
I miss tilde
At least I could wank to the thought of him crossdressing unlike pakiboo
>>28679069
What's that shit all over it
>>28678943
>not loving lentils
This is the most disgusted I've felt about something involving you and that includes your tranny shite
>>28679069
You fucking fat bastard.
>>28679069
Good luck ever reaching the girly body you want with crap like that.
>>28679069
>Windows 8
What the fuck are you doing?
>>28678710
I googled how to make an appointment about that because I didn't want to say it either and Google agreed with you, which means jack shit, because she asked specifically what the matter was, and when I said it was personal she got quite impatient, perhaps even offended, with me and said that my time depended on the urgency of my situation and some other stuff and then I fumbled and she told me to call at a different time if my surroundings were a bad place to talk about personal matters. And then I mentioned my anus, and then I started sobbing and then she turned very nice and in the end and I got a good time.
>>28679087
Xtra spicy sauce
>>28679099
>>28679116
It's chicken and it's only once a fortnight AND I'm counting calories, I've only ha around 500 today
>>28679122
It's 10 m8
>>28679140
>Windows 10
What the fuck are you doing?
>tfw still can't afford an Xbox Live voucher
Fucking hate this.
>>28679158
>paying to use your own internet
Kill yourself
>this C4 News interview
Classic.
>>28679181
Not that kind, you plank.
I want to buy vidya whilst it's on sale.
>>28679131
Doctor, patent confidentiality. You don't need to tell her fuck all.
The practice was busy and she just wanted an idea on how urgent it was. It should said 'I need one in the next x days at least',
Fucking retards I swear.
>>28679197
Get a job then lad. Or use your bennies.
>>28679256
My mum charges me 750 quid a month rent. When she's done, I can barely afford to eat.
>>28679275
That sounds like a lot. I'm assuming you work, you should move out somewhere cheaper.
>>28679304
I would, but I can't afford it because my mum made me set up a bank transfer that instantly takes out the money when I get paid.
Then I have about 50 quid left for the month, and that's not enough to save.
>>28679275
Your mum sounds like a sociopath
How the fuck can she have the mindset that it's ok to charge your children so much
>>28679340
This has to be bait. No way I can believe this is real.
>>28679343
She's quite nice, but I think she needs the money for something.
I can't work out what though.
>>28679275
Move out then you fucking spas
>>28679357
It's bait senpai. Ignore him. I'm the guy who posted about the codes and some guy just took over.
>>28679357
It's real.
>>28679376
See >>28679340
>Dad tells me not to fall asleep before dinner because of how tired I look
>I actually spent all day asleep
What a sucker.
>>28679275
You could have your own flat for less than that.
>>28679389
Who on earth are you?
>>28679389
I figured as much desu.
Is "No funeral, please. Just burn and forget" a bit too edgy to go in a suicide note?
I don't want their last impression of me to be that I was some edgy eno child. But I also don't want a funeral and would rather they forget I existed.
I wonder what poleaboo's real name is? I bet you it's some paki shit like Amir
>>28679481
Funeral isn't about you m8
>>28679481
make sure you leave enough money to pay for the funeral. 6 grand should do it
>>28679481
Include it in a will. Not a suicide note.
>>28679481
I hope you're going to at least leave your organs in a donateable state so someone can get some use out of them.
>>28679612
Don't do this
Fuck the normies. Don't give em a single damn thing
>>28679481
Mate, you will be dead. Let them do whatever they want with your body, who cares.
>Hare krishnas tried talking to me on the way to work today
Just fuck off with your weird cult
>>28679612
I'll be gassing myself assuming I can get my hands on a non suicide proof tank.
How do I go about becoming an organ donor? Might go donate blood and then ask for a form while I'm there. Don't want to seem suspicious, last thing I want is for people to find out what I'm going to do and then sticking me in therapy.
>>28679678
>How do I go about becoming an organ donor?
You can do it online.
https://www.organdonation.nhs.uk/register-to-donate/
>>28679678
>donating so some Stacey cunt can live longer
>>28675440
was with an EI team for many years, eventually funding ran out or something
anyway, they're very good, for example
the receptionists were very friendly, if you needed to know when you were seeing someone or needed to talk to someone, like your CPN then they could sort that out, usually theres a duty person as well so if your CPN wasn't available you could talk to another CPN.
the CPNs and psychiatrist and stuff have meeting every morning i believe to discuss what to do, who needs what help etc
depending on your area there should be someone called a Support Time Recovery worker, mine was really good, they basically do stuff with you to, whatever you want to do (within reason), whereas a CPN would do a specific task with you such as discuss your needs or attend a meeting to arrange education or soemthing liek that. a support time recovery worker does stuff to help you get used to going out, as my worker would say to get you "out of the same 4 walls", I would see mine 3 times a week soemtimes more, sometimes 1 on 1 for a coffee or a fish and chip, other times for an activity in a group like the gym or pool or snooker, sometimes we did golf.
the psychiatrist do know what they're doing, you might feel like they don't but they're only trying to help and they can only help you if you help them, as in, tell them stuff
overall i'd rate the service 8.7/10
>>28679481
>some edgy eno child
>>28679696
Buzzing, done
Cheers
>>28679626
>>28679707
Can you stipulate in your will that your organs should only go to people with x number of hours spent on the internet per day or a certain number of anime wall scrolls minimum?
>>28679719
tl;dr/10
>>28678943
kurdbros > pakis
>a polish qt is creeped out by pakipoo
Did you show her a video you took of her doing a poo?
>>28679751
Nah, your organs will go to alcies/druggies most likely and people who would spit in your face for being a dirty neet loser
Suicide lad, can I have your pc?
>>28679481
>I don't want their last impression of me to be that I was some edgy eno child
That's exactly what suicide is.
>>28679790
I don't have one, got a console. Soz
>>28679841
What are you posting on? A laptop? I'll take that.
>>28679735
bit weird innit?
Just had the loudest wank ever, pretty embarrassed.
Also my step dad started singing as soon as I came, totally ruined it.
>>28679481
>Cares about his last impression
>Doesn't want a funeral just wants to be forgotten
getting mixed messages here anon
Why is everything so shit lads?
I shouldn't have to watch both my parents die before i'm 20
Amiright?
Can't wait for movie night.
>>28679912
Better to get the bad stuff out the way.
>>28679864
kekest of keks had good sir
>>28679912
>I shouldn't have to watch both my parents die before i'm 20
Just close your eyes nigga
>>28678943
You'll never fit into those dresses if you keep eating like a piggy piggy pig
>>28679912
>I shouldn't have to watch both my parents die before i'm 20
Kill yourself, then you won't have to.
>>28679912
You shouldn't be posting here before you're 20 fuck off.
>>28679912
HahahahahahaHahahahahaha
Top kek 9/10 post.
>>28678943
Was the chinese girl a qt?
If your parents dying is the worst thing to ever happen to you then you're very lucky.
>>28679957
Its already happened m8
>>28679857
Phone
And no you can't have it cos I don't want you texting my mum "whooo this is the ghost of your son send money to this paypal"
>>28679991
Take the sim card out you fucking moron.
No wonder you're killing yourself since you are this stupid.
>>28679991
If he can't have it can I?
why do you never see a black ghost?
>>28679987
What kind of fucking logic is this
>>28679987
It pretty much, its left me fucked
I was a normie before that
>>28680040
you do tho
>>28680040
Don't think ghosts exist in bongo bongo voodoo religions
>>28680053
What you want to die before they do?
You want something WORSE than the your parents dying, ie your child?
Get a grip.
>>28679987
I used to come to place seeking support and help from other people who lost track of their lives, now I realize it just a place full of banter.
Please don't post here with serious issues lads.
>>28680091
>What you want to die before they do?
How is dying bad? You wouldn't even know you were dead.
>>28680040
do you see a lot of ghosts anon
>>28680053
If they are dead you can never disappoint them. Life becomes a lot easier.
>>28680091
>bad things are binary and not relative
Use your brain for once in your life
>>28680040
Because ghosts only come out at night.
>>28680040
MY NEIGHbor had A HOOORSE in a HOUSSSE
>>28680107
>you wouldn't know you were dead
Yeah that's why it's bad. It's slightly worse than being brain damaged.
>>28680091
I watched my dad deteriorate into a cabage when i was 15
My mum ended up in the same way
Its brutal
>>28679987
>abloo bloo I had no friends in school
absolute mong
>>28680145
What illness? So I know when to kill myself if I get it
>>28680161
cabbagitis
>>28680114
>how will I fend for myself?
>>28680175
The worst of the vegetable diseases.
>>28680175
cabbagitis would actually be an inflamation of the cabbage
>>28680177
Aren't your parents going to leave you any savings?
Use that to survive until you get a job, or live with family mate.
>>28679983
Yeah but they all look the same
>>28679939
I ordered size 14s, they should be good fits
>>28679760
Yeah, they seem like good lads
>>28680265
Geez you're a dork.
>>28680271
>they should be good fits
you'll look like shit though, need to be borderline underweight
>>28680271
Are you taking girl pills?
>>28680291
Step outside posh boy, if you think you're hard enuff.
>>28680130
How is it? It is neutral. Was it bad before you were born?
>people responding seriously to poleaboo after we proved it was a fraud
>>28680368
Real or not, he's still the most interesting thing here.
>>28676968
I'm the anon who lives in town flats, wasn't joking but I plan on lurking but in order to make things easy when I do post I'll use a trip
>>28680361
No, because I wasn't alive yet but would be.
Knowing life and knowing what happens when I die allows me to understand that being dead is bad.
>>28680313
>you'll look like shit though,
I'm heavy but skinny fat, I can flat my SLIGHT belly with a corset anyway
>>28680323
no, want to drop 30/40 lbs before I'm even comfortable going out, nevermind asking a doctor for HRT
Would literally let poleaboo move in with me if he transitions to a somewhat bangable trap.
>>28680390
I think being alive is bad. The only way we can end all human suffering is for everyone to be dead.
>>28680414
Pakis don't transition well.
>>28680161
Dad copd
Mum cancer
>>28680425
If you actually believed being dead is preferable to being alive you would be.
>>28680458
That's awful mate. Buy yourself a pint and pretend I got it for you, that's the best I can offer. And a rub on the back with a sympathetic smile.
>>28680463
We need everyone to go at the same time thoug. If I were to be dead that would be neutral for me but negative for other people.
>this programme on BBC1
Paxo BingTFO of the EU ultra keks to be had. This is going to be an exciting vote.
>>28679719
thanks anon
ILL FUKCING MUTE YOUR MUM YOU ROBOT PRICK
>Dad seems to think i had a fallout with my step-brother
>I have no idea what he's on about
>Apparently I was cheeky over text messages
>pic related
I wash all the plates he leaves out and tidy the house to save my dad the trouble and to stop him getting bollocked and then he bitches about me behind my back.
Fucks me right off
>>28680512
If you vote LEAVE you're a traitor to the crown, your country, the men who died in the wars, your family and yourself.
I am going to enjoy rubbing your faces in it on the 24th. I have already booked the day off simply because I want to stoke the anguish that will be present on 4chan.
just suffered all the way through a horrible pasta for this diet, and im still starving.
How fatty are co co pops lads?
>>28680574
Very. Eat another cereal.
>>28680382
I don't know if I can trust again
>>28680414
I'll do my best
>>28680574
not very, it's just rice
it's the milk that gets you though, considering using water instead
>>28680558
>pic related
u wot, m8
>>28680590
You don't need to trust mate, when you get kicked out post in britfeel and we'll meet at seven sisters
What are you lads listening to?
https://youtu.be/qUYSNy_wEB0
>>28680573
>If you vote LEAVE you're a traitor to the crown, your country, the men who died in the wars, your family and yourself.
Respect the men who died to defend us from the tyranny of two german empires by voting to remain as part of the third one
Good one innie
>>28680597
Rice loaded with e numbers and suger you fat cunt.
>>28680512
He's being entirely balanced though.
His withering snark is very entertaining though.
>>28680573
>If you vote LEAVE you're a traitor to the crown, your country, the men who died in the wars, your family and yourself.
What? This is literally the opposite of the truth. If you vote to remain as part of Germany's empire you are literally rendering our victories in WW1 and 2 meaningless.
>>28680665
are you stupid? break open a coco pop, it's full of air
Sorry for being soppy lads, was in a bad mood
>>28680653
Pretty much this, lads. Merkel is pretty shit tier
What do you lads think of this phone, I work in construction and do a lot of /out/ stuff
https://www.amazon.co.uk/gp/product/B01838EL14/
>>28680617
My mistake lad
>>28680706
>texting your step brother
mate you are 100% homo
Nigii replied to poleaboo on wordpress, gonna update my wordpress at 9pm.
>>28680646
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7p2e03f_qM
>>28680706
>ta mate
ta mate
ta mate
How autistic are you?
>>28680733
You still wearing tights lad? How they feeling?
>>28680773
Im nigii not poleaboo
>>28680671
>>28680653
It's just an economic oligarchy designed to suck heavy industry and actual material wealth into germany. We lost heavy industry when we joined the EU, we lost trade with the commonwealth too.
The EU is so undemocratic that if it wanted to join the EU it wouldn't be allowed
>>28680770
overanalyzing text messages is literal autistic behavior
>>28680770
Im the blue one you spoon.he has legit autism
>>28680722
His mum is dying, we were coordinating looking after the dogs while my dad was in hospital with her
>>28680787
Sorry m8
You should get a trip
>>28680831
you know who I text? girls mate
girls
>>28680773
I love tights, I love the way they look and the way they feel but I'm not going to "chill out" while wearing them
That's a fetishists thinking
I'm a proper girl now so I'm going to wear my pyjama shorts and either a t-shirt or a cami while shitposting in bed
>>28680733
Replied back to you
>>28680874
only girls you text mate are call girls on the phone booths.
>>28680902
still girls you bender
Alright lads
merkey 2016
>>28680874
you know who I text? ya mum mate
ya mum
>>28680911
>merkey
Who?
>>28678435
they want me on the dole, otherwise they wouldn't be telling me to go on the fucking dole.
my father's been on the dole before and spent the entire time talking about how if anything it made it even harder to find a job by wasting his time.
>>28678442
having done research myself, i'm almost certain i'd qualify with the problems i've got.
[you can get into an argument about the ethics of that, if it's possible i could work but equally possible i qualify, but the ethics of languishing on JSA vs ESA are borderline identical, one just pays slightly more*]
*until they get the balls to push through the cut to the work related activity group, at which point it doesn't even have that. :^)
>>28680911
>tfw i know a black kid who calls himself stormzy
if he browses /r9k/ i'll eat my hat
>>28680947
Tough, your parents will never help you get on it.
>>28681085
>any unsigned talent on r9k?
A. Wrap, check him out on youtube. He was posting here the other day.
>>28680951
someone told me there was some album art for the scary single
>>28680951
haha I've been on the social networks getting this music thing off the ground
>>28680935
its my production company, any unsigned talent on r9k?
>>28681085
What kind of talent are you looking to sign?
>>28680911
No fucking way stormzy browses r9k
>>28681085
shoe on head with timestamp
why do rappers and stuff use 'z' in their names so much?
>>28681116
Ill have a look
>>28681136
anything fresh and new
>guys I'm buzzed
http://ind.pn/1ToCUQg
Who here else here didn't get backtraced by the cyberpolice
>>28681122
do you live in north london?
>>28680947
ESA is way better than JSA, no signing on every 2 weeks, no volunteering requirements, more money. Basically you just get 100 a week and no-one ever checks on you
>>28681172
Post pic of yourself with timestamp you faggot
>>28681143
Would be quality if he did. He's good bants and he could buy us gfs
>>28681143
It's not actually him you retard.
>>28680935
German Chancellor Angie Merkey.
>>28681196
Yeah
>>28681214
Obviously not you twat get some reading comprehension.
*screams out both internally and externally*
NORMIES OUT PLEASE
>>28680831
>Im the blue one you spoon. he has legit autism
Not my fault your phone is broken, on mine its the other way around.
Call me autistic again and ill smash your face in you cheeky twat
ta for the you
>>28681214
I just googled him I know who it is now.
I don't see why it's implausible, he isn't that famous
>>28681272
Its normie book messenger you spork.
Go be autistic elsewhere you cuck
>>28681246
*laughs at your post*
Good one anon!
>>28681172
SLEEEEEEWWWWWWW DEEEEMMM
>>28681287
hes shit blud. mans bare better
free gfs for all
>>28681287
Noone here is real except the people who post pics with timestamp. Everyone else is just me samefagging.
>>28681287
>he isn't that famous
He's probably the biggest london rapper right now.
Nigil blog hype
>new story 9 pm
>new characters
>galdem
>mandem
>At least 300 words
Daily Mail says "YOU CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP"
Hey guys, Ellie Goulding here.
>>28681395
gib us a jerb
Vote IN for your country!
>>28681344
Ya need to check yaself, cha
right lads who's up for another crusade?
good heavens we could use one!
>>28681122
>its my production company, any unsigned talent on r9k?
Me, im always posting about wanting to be a rapper.
UK rap aint got nothing me. Nothing on me, yeah, yeah, yeah, na na na na na nothing.
Freestyle right there 'lads'. I am a god.
>>28681194
People are actually considering that stormzy posts here
I believe this is all happening for a reason
i did it for the meme's lads
>>28681295
Come fucking fight me you pussy virgin,
glad your step mums dying
I think Virgin Media are the only broadband provider that don't fuck around when estimating broadband speeds.
With the others they're like "You can get up to 30mb/s!!!" and you'll be lucky to get 20.
VM advertised "up to 50mb" and I'm getting 52mb/s on their cheapest package.
Good stuff, felt you should all know.
WHICH ONE OF YOU DONKEYS LEFT THE FRIDGE OPEN
YOU KNOW WHAT HAPPENS TO MEAT WHEN YOU LEAVE A FRIDGE OPEN
>>28681395
wanna succ my BBP
>>28681393
Wow Im starting to get a name for myself like poleaboo and tilde, this is all ive ever wanted.
>>28681561
Probably because it's fibre optic on virgin. BT does fiber optic now too.
>>28681344
>tfw black
>tfw londoner
>tfw every other black male my age is a carbon copy of Stormzy
>tfw I'm an autistic KV beta
>tfw don't even fit in on here because black
I want to restart my life and make sure I drop out of school to rap and sell weed instead of going to sixth form. I could have been fucking hot girls right now.
>>28681561
They do throttle you at peak times though, which is a shame.
>>28681545
>glad your step mums dying
Why do you bully in a bully free zone :(
The dude posting wasn't
A Wrap btw, just someone pretending to be.
>>28681116
>>28681622
nice dubs brah
Stormzy is so fucking overrated, hes even getting merked by cadell
>>28681562
>Ramsey
at least fucking spell it right
>>28681562
that was me the chickens aff
>>28681622
How is he pretending to be Awrap?
STILL WAITING FOR NJA BLOG UPDATE
REEE
NOW YOU ARE TALKING BACK TO ME YOU FUCKING DONKEY
SHUT IT DOWN
>Got a brand new pair of in ear headphones
>really good quality sound for under 30 QUID
>excited so try them out
>actually get out of my bed and go for a walk
>it's 9:30pm and getting dark
>walk to the local park (the nice one)
>loving the new radiohead album
>these headphones have good bass, treble etc.
>fall to the ground
>the sound stops
>mugged by some based nigger
>hits me across the back of the head, and he face
>end up in hospital with concussion
>wake up blind in one eye
>mfw song playing when I got hit was glass eyes
>mfw I have to get an actual glass eye
all these celebrities
/britfeel/ has become too mainstream for me
>>28681682
He posted some random rappers video and said it was him, he admitted it a bit after everyone replied to him
So my little sister phoned me up to ask about anime, she's been getting really into it lately.
And according to mum she's a full blown weeaboo at home. I want to be a good older brother and suggest good anime to her, I don't want her to end up as a cringe comp weeb.
Do you guys know of any good solid anime that's appropriate for a 13 year old?
>>28681702
nicely memed lad
>>28681702
>Calling the nigger who mugged you based
You're a fucking cuckold
>>28681685
shut it down its mister granite town
>>28681745
spirited away, moving house main stream shit like that
Rolling for dubs as the thread has nothing redeemable to discuss.
All for one, one for all
If we all join hands, we'll make a wall
All for one, one for all
If we all join hands, we'll make a wall
All for one, one for all
If we all join hands, we'll make a wall
Inside of me, for I to see
In harmony, all designed to be
The mystery, all eyes to see
Chemistry, all one family
All for one, one for all
If we take a stand, we shall not fall
Inside of me, for I to see
In harmony, all designed to be
The mystery, all eyes to see
Chemistry, all one family
Beside of me, all over me
Behind of me, right in front of me
Inside of me, for I to see
In harmony, all one family
[Solo]
Inside of me, for I to see
In harmony, all designed to be
The mystery, all eyes to see
Chemistry, all one family
All for one, one for all
If we all join hands, we'll make a wall
hey everyone
it's me
videogamedunkey
>>28681815
you and tilde have been replaced by nigii/nja/betafeels
get gone
>>28681885
new thread
bcgbfbxfbd
>>28681783
Rolling for DESIGNATED SHITTING STREETS, if quads Oxford Street becomes D E S I G N A T E D
>it's a /britfeel/ tries to be funny with a shit new gimmick episode
Well that's enough for today.
>>28681952
Did somebody say
>shit
>>28682040
>>28682040
>>28682040
RIGHT NEW THREAD
4 fucking topics
Jesus Christ
>>28682263
>>28682040
>>28682040
>>28682040
Correct edition
>>28681565
British Broadcasting Penis?
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