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Might as well get one of these started edition
First for trying to put a personal statement on a CV is impossible if you have no self esteem.
NEET life again, feels bad desu.
>>28670563
Damn. Wish I was NEET. Hate my fucking job and my life and myself desu la.
So what happened to the missing plane then lads?
it HAS to be muslims right?
>parents keep bugging me to go to the job-centre and sign onto JSA even though the family is in no financial difficulty and i'm not that fussed about spending money
>every time i bring up going for ESA it leads to an hour+ long argument
nope, i can't understand it.
Drinking beer and watching fallout videos lads.
Such is life as a night worker.
>>28670366
Where's Mugi?
>>28671257
Getting shipped to Pakistan with the rest of the Keions
>>28671272
But they're at the windows.
I think I like women more than I like chaps, chaps.
Anyone out in London city tonight?
>final ever uni essay due in monday
>4000 words
>haven't even started reading
why do I do this to myself
>>28671237
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>>28672121
Cannae be bothered
>going to a funeral
>Mother says I will have to talk to strangers
AHHHHH
It's actually impressive how bad this place is for your mental health. A few hours outside with friends and I feel like things are going well, a few hours here and I feel nihilistic and suicidal.
>>28672345
If something as insignificant as an anonymous anime imageboard can turn you from feeling good to suicidal then the problem is you, not this site.
Gonna be a pretty good day lads:
> Got two days off work
> Going to meet up with a friend for a gym session in the afternoon, think i'll hit a couple PRs
> Then cycling to see based Nan for tea
> Then going for curry night with work people
How is your day going to be based anons?
>>28672345
It's funny because it's the exact opposite for me. I feel like shit when I'm around friends because it feels as if they all have control of their shit and they're doing better than me.
When I come here it feels good to know I'm not on my own, that there are people who feel as shitty (often shittier) than I do.
There's the old saying "misery loves company" and it's 100% true
>>28672414
Obviously not 100% true
>>28672446
So you're telling me you don't feel even slightly better knowing there are other people in your position? Bullshit. There isn't a person alive who wants to have problems that are exclusive to themselves.
>>28672489
My problems are MINE and MINE alone. They are much worse than your problems.
>>28671130
>Paris to Cairo
Yeah, Muslims seem a safe bet
>>28671130
No, it was the Coptic Christians.............
>>28671814
Shit taste desu, but you do you
>>28672534
France has a serious Islam problem.
>>28671237
you will get kicked off esa, fuck off
>>28672560
So does Egypt
>>28672503
Yes, I'm sure nobody has ever experienced what you're going through, not a single fucking person in the world, you are 100% unique.
You truly are special, you should change your name to Snowflake.
>>28672579
Thank you for understanding my plight.
>>28672596
You're welcome, now lets meet up and kiss.
Have an interview in aldi on saturday morning lads
shitting myself
>>28672637
The only way you won't get the job is if you turn up drunk and smelling of weed.
>boss tells me to rearrange the shelf
>this is done monthly so customers can't find anything and so look at other things that they might buy
>tell him no this practice is wrong my mandate is to put the customer first
>he just sort of stands there looking at me about to say something and then just says "ok"
>>28672762
just do it mate, no point in getting arsey with your boss, the customer doesn't care
>>28672762
As a customer I don't really give a shit
If I can't find it after like 2 minutes I'm going to come and ask you anyway bro
>>28672880
>>28672974
no it's a pain in the arse and I know how it feels for customers when they're used to something being in one place and then it suddenly moves
>>28673004
who honestly cares, like I said there's no point in getting mardy to your boss, the customers won't know either way. I'd never know it was done unless you said
How can you fucking lose a plane?
Like, even if the fucking thing crashed into the sea you would think they have some super high tech tracking shit that can survive a bomb blast and be detected like 2 miles underwater or something.
>naaa just disappeared famalam, one second it was there and then it wasn't on my screen anymore
Useless.
>>28673257
Well you go fucking find it then
How would they track it when it's miles out at sea? Besides they have black boxes that are pressure resistant but they have to find the plane first - are you even aware of how large the ocean is you utter mong
>>28673004
Yeah no point getting the old sackaroo though, it's a faff when they move the beans but let's be honest they're not particularly hard to find again
>>28673257
The ocean is pretty big lad
Plus there's strong underwater currents that drag the plane from where it may have landed so realistically it could be anywhere over a huge area now
>>28673265
Give me some money to rent some scuba gear then and I'll have it found in 10 fucking minutes.
Poleaboo will start filling in his work search diary today
Job Centre appointment on Monday
>Exam today
>Fuck up hard.
>be american
>whenever i think of the uk all i think of is beer, pubs, rain, fights, and soccer
how accurate am i?
>>28673333
mate you couldn't pour water out a boot if the instructions were written on the heel
dozy cunt
>>28673388
wind your neck in you fucking dribbler, I'd carve you up like a turkey
silly man
>>28673377
You forgot to mention the multitude of brown people.
A lot of stuff arrived in the post for Poleaboo today
Had to sign for one of the items
He always sees me in the same clothes and knows I'm always at home during working hours
I wonder what the postman is thinking?
>>28673559
He's not thinking about you, trust me.
WHERES MY FUCKING DELIVERY AMAZON??
ugh, these tights were supposed to be ivory
They look more like cream
Any of you lads want to add me on Facebook?
>>28673411
mate you couldn't hit water if you fell out a boat I'll shite fury and you'll drown in it pal
>>28671237
So what, you're going to leach off them forever?
>in 100 years my student debt will be over 1000000 pounds
kek hope my grandkids aren't neets
>>28673859
It gets written off after 30 years. Anything you haven't paid after 30 years, you never have to pay back.
>>28673859
gets wiped off after 30 years I believe
>>28673559
He's thinking of ways to ravage you, better watch out poleaboo.
>>28673879
>>28673880
Plus you only pay it back if you are earning 21k or over. At 21k it's like 4 pounds a month you have to pay back.
It's basically free money. I fucked up uni and ended up dropping out in my final year but the debt doesn't bother me at all. I feel sorry for mericans who have to pay it back no matter what they do.
Just reminded myself why I don't leave the house much.
Went out for a walk and in front of me there was a 7/8 year old girl with a puppy.
The dog started barking at me and tried to run towards me but the girl yanked on the leash to stop it.
I thought nothing of it, just kept my distance, until the leash somehow came off and the little fucker ran straight for me. It bit on to my trouser leg and somehow bit through, leaving a mark.
I had to kick it off and put my shoe in its face to stop it, meanwhile the girl couldn't even manage to put the leash back on.
Irresponsible dog owners make me so angry
>>28673959
>attacking a dog
>expecting a young girl to control her dog well
dont leave the house youre a danger to the little girl
>>28673985
You're right I should have just sat there and let the dog bite me...
I didn't even hit it hard, just enough to shake it off me.
And I wasn't blaming the girl, I blame the parents who let her take the dog out without being able to control it.
I could have that dog put down for what happened, they're lucky I let them off with a warning to be more careful.
>>28671257
Mugi is a coalburner ,she is probably getting culturally enriched
>>28673959
You could make a big deal out of it, take the court and get some compensation. Happens all the time with dog owners. Sometimes the dog even has to be put down.
Do it senpai. Don't let the family get away with it.
>>28674036
>I could have that dog put down for what happened, they're lucky I let them off with a warning to be more careful.
I wish you fucking did mate, that'l teach 8 year old Stacie.
>>28674101
He should desu.
It's hassle but fuck that dog.
>>28671257
pic related is what danielle sharp would look like as an anime.
Is there any way to set up a direct debit that grows?
ie I start at 50 quid a month, with 0.3% increase each month, so that I'm paying 50, 50.15, 50.30... and by the start of the next year it's 52
>>28674149
>and by the start of the next year it's 52
Wow, a whole 2 pounds.
Unlucky lads, you've just accidentally murdered someone in your basement.
Now how do you dispose of the body in a way that you won't be caught?
>>28674149
>annual salary of 2 great british pounds
>>28674149
You'd have to call the bank/go in person to set up a direct debt payment like that up. Not something you can set up do online.
>>28674158
It's a difference if 61.83 for the year compared to just paying 50 a month.
>>28674174
>basement
do I look like a yank? fuck off
>>28674174
I don't have a basement.
>>28674185
10 quid, for some reason x<13 included the 13.
But the point still stands.
>>28674174
How hard can it be to do that they did on breaking bad with the acid bath shit
Dunno where I'd get the acid though tbqh
>>javascript:quote('28674174')
cut the body up and dump at the nearest pig farm
>>28672345
>can be made suicidal by a african hat weaving forum
>doesn't realise he's the problem
>>28674192
>>28674200
Your wine cellar you dopey cunt
Play the game
>>28674174
Honestly, cut it up and bury it. don't be one of those guys who the police see on cctv, buying power saws and acid and masks.
chuck em into the local pound.
>>28673793
>has a facebook
no thanks I don't socialize with normalscum
>>28674223
>wine cellar
do I look like I'm in downton abbey? get to fuck you yank plum
>>28674207
>How hard can it be to do that they did on breaking bad with the acid bath shit
Doesn't work like that. You can't dissolve a body like that. The show creators even said they know, but they aren't going to come up with realistic methods as they don't want to teach people how to get rid of bodies.
https://youtu.be/bMTg6PfzNU0?list=RD2HFJjbLTU-w
what tunes you got on lads
![20160519_132509[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/kkiXED0.jpg "20160519_132509[1].jpg")
>>28674084
>>28674132
Pic related is the bite mark (through my trousers keep in mind). A bit laughable to make a claim over that tbqh.
It was only a little puppy as well, if it was a massive pitbull or something I would have it put down.
>>28674101
The little bitch didn't even apologize.
>>28674223
To play a game I need to put myself in the the position and imagine it happening. For starters, I'm already going past the fact that nobody visits me. But to now have a basement? A whole house? Yeah, fuck off mate. Make it more relatable to robots.
>>28674174
melt face, hair, fingerprints then cut it up for easy transport then bury it up in the woods with large amounts of lye - reminder the biggest reason people get caught is because the body is identified then they find out who had motive
>>28674296
where is it sorry lad?
>>28674296
Are you having a fucking laugh
You went out for a walk and a fucking 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS PUPPY nipped your leg and you booted it, threw a shit fit and ran off to go have a good tantrum on 4chan
Fucking end yourself you absolute pussy
>>28674296
>Pic related is the bite mark
there's nowt there you fucking pussy hahahaha
oh my christ you utter baby
>>28674296
kek doesn't even look like a bite. Seems more like it was playing and run up to you for attention.
My god you're a faggot.
>>28674296
it's a fucking scratch kid, grow up
>>28674296
>tried to groom an 8 year old girl
>got nipped by a pupper
kek like something out of the daily mail
>>28674296
Holy shit, you made it sound like an actual attack. I was feeling sorry for a moment.
The girl had nothing to be sorry for.
Had a shin cup and feel like shit lads.
>>28674345
>Seems more like it was playing and run up to you for attention.
This desu.
You're autism got in the way again.
>>28674296
Should of kicked the girl as well mate.
>>28674174
Butcher and sell the meat
>>28674174
Depends. Is it a cute girl? I'd fuck her body a bit and try eating some of her before just chucking it in the river.
>>28674378
spicy as fuck them, they always give me the sweats
*bells NASA and asks them to redirect the hubble telescope in order to see the bite mark*
lads is it unhealthy to live off pot noodles?
>>28672300
talk to the CORPSE
>>28674412
No. Most noodle cups are engineered by nutritionists to include a proportional amount of all the nutrition you need, you just have to eat a fair few of them.
>>28674327
>>28674331
>>28674338
>>28674345
>>28674350
>a bit laughable to make a claim over that
I explained myself quite clearly, I didn't say it hurt or anything.
More about the inconvenience of having a dog chasing me and then biting onto me to leave mark THROUGH MY TROUSERS.
It was definitely not playing and when that dog grows up and the same thing happens because of the irresponsible fucking owners it could cause some serious damage.
>>28674435
>It was definitely not playing
My cat leaves bigger marks when I play with him mate. You're a pussy.
>>28674435
Get her to pay for your trousers at least you massive beta pussy.
>>28674435
Just the way you posted made it seem like a proper attack, then it turned out to be a puppy lightly scratching you kek.
>>28674426
Thanks mate, might buy a couple more then can't think of many ways to eat cheaply.
>>28674473
>can't think of many ways to eat cheaply.
What's your weekly budget for food?
>>28674435
hahahahhahaha
I bet it was a little shih-tzu or something
utter pussy
>muh trousers
howling with laughter
Now this is classic /britfeel/
Guy gets attacked by wan wan, makes a big deal out of it, turns out literally nothing happened.
>>28674491
about 20 quid.
>>28674447
>>28674448
>>28674469
>>28674492
fuck me, ive not seen this level of mugging off in an age
>>28674533
Why so low?
>>28674565
Saving up for a micro, ovens fucked but the stove still works. so I've got that and the kettle.
>>28674580
I'd just move back in with the folks at this point lad.
>>28674594
It's not to bad, oats are cheap as you can get yourself a nice amount for a quid. use water instead of milk.
It's just lunch and dinner. without a micro is abit of hassle.
I knew I should have taken my story to brit, you autists couldn't understand.
any lads know where I could score some cheap work clothes, need something for an interview but don't want to spend a lot of quid on a shirt and some pants and shoes.
>>28674748
Don't get 'bit' on your way there.
>>28674759
Primark mate. No cheaper place.
>UCAS keeps fucking up
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>28674830
good luck m80, hope you get your options.
>>28674882
I've already got my options but I can't log into the tracking to view them
>>28674435
>Chasing me
A HAHAHA you fucking ran away???
Holy shit in get massive dogs grunting and barking at me all the fucking time and lunging on the leash and never fucking flinch, just glance at the owner and they apologise
She was fucking 8 years old. It was a fucking puppy that she was walking in the park and it gave you a nip because that's how puppies play and it won't have been properly trained yet because it's so young
What the fuck is wrong with you hahaha
Someone stick that savage bite mark in the op image
nout beats a cuppa and a bit of peter kay
>want to delete facebook but that will fully cut me off from the outside world
I don't even know why I still have it. Everyone I have added on there isn't even my friend, they just added me because I was in their class at school and uni.
>robot tries to become a cyborg
>this happens
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9fkpZiF16M
>Normies laughing in their gardens
STOP!!
got an appointment with the early intervention unit for an hour long assessment should I be worried lads?
>>28675230
well are you crazy?
>>28675255
paranoid and delusional but I'm on meds so I figure I'll be fine
>>28675146
Fuck off normie
Not even my own roommates would add me on facebook
>>28675262
I mean to what level are you paranoid, do you wait for people who think are following you on roof tops?
By delusions do you talk to people who aren't in the room?
unless you're doing stuff like that you should be okay, but I'll be honest I don't really know what they're looking for just try to relax.
>>28675255
but the doctors recently found out I believe a group of people are plotting to kill me & I carry a knife
>>28675298
You're fucked m80.
Might as well describe the group as local hoodlums who wear hoodies, instead of a big governmental organization.
as for the knife, i mean just stop doing that for one. and tell them you never planned to use it, it was just to intimidate people to leave you alone.
Or deny everything if you think they'll believe that.
you might need the help though mate if you really think those things.
>>28675363
don't want to lie cause it looks like this is my best chance to get better mate
the patterned tights I ordered from China finally arrived
They're very poor quality, weren't even packaged properly
>>28675387
Why even ask if you were just going to tell them the truth anyway mate?
>>28675418
was curious about if anyone here had experience with the early intervention unit
>>28674296
fuck me, I've had bigger flea bites than that you utter pussy
>>28674748
is that the """"dog"""" that bit you?
>>28675298
Yeah not a good idea. There was some autismo cunt in the news the other day who stabbed some 69 year old guy about 50 times because he tapped the end of his car and he went into full autist rage mode and used the knife he was carrying. At least if you're not carrying something you're not setting yourself up to do something fucking retarded.
>>28674296
all these people complaining about the size of a bite.
A bite is a bite mate, the mutt deserved to be fucking booted. Good Job lad.
RIP royal /britfeel/ correspondant
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36332740
>Nick Alexander, from Weeley, who died in the Paris terror attacks in November was "unlawfully killed", rules coroner
what kind of fucking idiot needs this verdict?
>>28675623
So if there is unlawfully killed, what on earth is lawfully killed?
>>28675637
Army kills mate.
>>28675637
being switched off while on life support
>>28675637
Honour killings are lawful under sharia.
>>28675637
self defence and that
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justifiable_homicide
>>28675282
>Not even my own roommates would add me on facebook
>last time i went to the nearest mens hairdressers they told me they're appointment only and that I shouldn't just walk in and wait
>call for an appointment this time
>decide to wait until some time like 3pm so that I wouldn't catch him on a lunch break or something
>call
>"Could you call back in an hour m8, I'm out right now"
>>28675774
kek what a group of benders
men go to barbers, hairdressers are for women
>>28675774
just go to a normal barbers m8
>>28670366
Why are there so many of these brit threads lately?
>>28675790
I unironically go to a proper girly salon
bare fit girls working there and I get a top trim for a tenner, can't go wrong
>>28675838
They've been 24/7 for a couple of years you fucking newhsit
>>28675839
>goes to girly salon
>pays tenner for haircut
southerner confirmed
>>28675148
/cgl/ dates /r9k/
Hunger over to fuck today I've had a maccy D though so feeling better thanks for asking desu
>>28675872
I got to a barbers in Wakefield that charges twelve quid for fucks sake.
>>28675774
>hairdressers
Go to a barbers and get a man's haircut for a fiver
>>28675774
I just walk into my local barbers m8 and it is a proper hipster joint ran by gays. I'm guessing you live in some degenerate shithole like London.
>>28675896
that cant be justified m8, i pay a fiver at mine for a bloke to make my hair shorter, my cousin goes to one that charges 7 and i consider that a bit steep
>>28675918
It's not, but it's the one my mum said is good.
I think she's on commission.
>>28675872
yeah I am from the south, what's wrong with a tenner for a haircut? I used to go to Lee Stafford's but he moved up to London, the girl I go to at the moment is a family friend so normally her cuts are 25 quid but she gives me a discount the absolute babe
>>28675148
>assassins creed necklace
Fucking casuals man.
>>28675148
She looks like fucking Bubbles
>>28675959
i actually cant believe that, the 25 quid part at least
>>28672390
>based Nan for tea
best feel
>>28673257
>super high tech tracking shit
It's terrifying, but when you work in industries like this you realise just how low-tech and based off wishes and goodwill they are.
>>28674174
go a couple of counties over and burn it, then chop off anything that might be identifying, bury the remains on the other side of the country, then go up to scotland and throw the identifying stuff in the sea
>>28676104
Reminder that even if the tech to track the plane no matter where it is, it's too expensive for commercial airlines to consider, and is probably only usef in private jets of the richest of the rich.
No matter what industry you're in, you're going to be working with outdated shit because the company wants to save costs.
>/britfeel/ poster who I added on Hearthstone called me a poofter
bully
Waiting to hear back on my uni of choice, if they say yes then im moving into accom months early because there's no way im spending any more time with my batshit mother
>>28676178
Beat him in a game lad and call him names.
>who /JDsportscore/
Got my outfit for the Scottish cup final saturday.
>tfw sports gear is comfiest.
>>28676034
tbf its located in a proper rich part of town and she's pretty good. She used to go on tour with MUSE and do their hair
>>28676244
not a fan of those shoes Tbh but I might cop a black version of that jacket
>>28676262
I also own it in black.
Also in light blue.
>tfw most of my jackets are track tops.
>>28676292
just looked online but can't see in it in black, might for for navy blue though
Literally every single couple on Come Dine With Me today is an interracial couple
So progressive channel 4!
>>28676318
http://www.scottsmenswear.com/product/fred-perry-laurel-tape-track-top/147403/
They have it in everything but large.
If you're large then you probably shouldn't be wearing sports gear though.
>>28676292
>>28676244
Horrible, adidas or nike anyday mate.
>clothes and hair
This is literally gayer than the prison-gay anime circlejerk
I went to the asda and bought a peach.. HAHA
>>28673559
How does poleaboo plan on 'coming out' to his parents about his girl thing? I assume he wants to live in girl mode all the time eventually?
>>28676414
I have to buy large cause im 6'3.
Saying I shouldnt buy sports gear?
>>28676432
kek
Enjoy it m8
>>28673793
I will
ocee
>>28676421
I do adidas too mate.
>nike
fuck off ya pikey cunt.
fila, lacoste, adidas, ellesse and sergio are all acceptable
>nike
nah mate, unless you're black and from London.
>>28676423
Judging from the clothes, it's just a bunch of chavs.
>>28676453
>lacoste
For middle class Chavs
>>28676433
eh, that's still some time away
I'll cross that bridge when I get there
>>28676435
Fair enough. I forgot some people need them for length. As a 5'11 manlet I forget you bigger lads.
>>28676458
But mate, what if I like tennis?
>>28676482
Posh wanker
>>28676488
>not doing 5 aside on a thursday with the lads, then a round of tennis with the wife on the weekend.
>>28676471
it's summin to think about though, your parents won't be happy since you've already failed in life and became a neet. they will see this as a even bigger disappointment.
>>28676482
So do I, I just hate the fred perry logo. Especially when its all over the sleeve.
Just an opinion though, if you like it take no notice.
I buy sergio tacchini a lot.
Copped this for 5 quid yesterday.
>>28676515
>then a round of tennis with the wife on the weekend.
Makes me want to throw up. Bet she tops it off with some Prosecco and hummus
>>28676414
I'm 6'5 so I wear bigger sizes
I sort of wanted to try it on first to be honest
>>28676552
>those girls that eat healthy and have to post there new hummus on social media even though its obvious they hate it.
eww
>>28676555
Fred perry stores sell them
>>28676536
I have the red version of that top.
Classic.
>>28676552
Nah mate, fucking that poncey shite.
We just do tennis because the misses wants to be active, but doesn't like swimming, or football which I like so tennis was a comprimise.
>>28676555
yeah, I know how that feels, trying clothes on in store to check fit is always best.
>>28676568
>tfw girl at work is always posting 'eating healthy' shit on facebook.
>tfw at work she's always eating the nuggets.
>>28676536
babby's first hooligan brand
where can i buy clothes cheaply online?
>>28676606
>mummy's biggest mistake in life
>>28676606
>hooligan brand
Are hooligans even a thing these days.
At my local team we have like 3 old men who were part of the casual scene in the 80s and now think they're still top boys.
>>28676617
Get the label, M&M direct.
Our go to whatever sites has stuff you like and check the 'sales' or 'Outlet' section.
>2016
>being a liverpool fan
sucks to be you guystfw a newcastle fan and even I feel bad for liverpoolfags.
>>28676703
Despise that team (and city) more than any other, so I'm happy
>>28676728
>not hating manchester more.
>not hating man utd the most
>tfw the bomb was fake.
>>28676758
Manchester is the only UK city I like tbfh
Had therapy today. He spent most of the hour talking about how he fucked up his paperwork and how much it stressed him out. So glad I don't pay for this shit
>>28676793
are you the therapist lad?
>>28676606
>>28676630
haha, I like it
>>28676808
Ha no. He's meant to be helping me
>>28676786
If you like pakis.
>not liking Scottish cities.
Aberdeen best city.
>>28676865
Scotland is too fucking grey
>paying 1k a month for the privilege of living in a depressing hole
>>28676529
Screw them then, it's their problem not mine
I'll just live with the poster in the same town as me who offered to put me up if I ever needed it
>>28676913
>I'll just live with the poster in the same town as me who offered to put me up if I ever needed it
I was joking lad. I thought it was obvious.
>>28676927
don't joke with pakipoo, he takes literally everything to be true, even on the internet. a true autist.
>>28676887
You like manchester, but think Scotland is too grey?
Manchester is fucking dreary as fuck mate.
>>28676954
The entire UK is grey and depressing, but Aberdeen is a whole new level of grey entirely, and they have the audacity to charge frikken London prices for it.
>>28676954
Manchester has a great "night life"by which I mean it's full of benders of course
>>28676927
Go fuck yourself then
You're also too young to be posting here, normie vermin
>>28676968
You really believed that post? That I'd let a stranger live with me for nothing? What the fuck?
>>28676987
pakis are born to leach. he thought he hit the jackpot
>>28676963
Then how about Edinburh.tfw like dundee despite it being a shitehole.
>>28676967
>caring for nightlife.
If the city has a weatherspoons I'm golden.
Bristol is the best city in England. Fite me
>no mature mummy gf to cook me turkey twizzlers and let me suck her tits
THERE IS NO POINT IN LIVING
>>28677220
This is a homosexual topic
Please take your breeder thoughts elsewhere
>>28677224
>homo topic
fuck off ya poof
no poofs in the uk.
Pakis, muslims and poofs out.
>>28677240
>Pakis, muslims and poofs out.
You'd be left with normies posting here.
>tfw a real woman sent me a message on tinder
Not sure how to deal with situations like this.
>>28677258
>implying normies are bad.
>>28677240
Surveys show that only one in 10 gay people are actually tolerable in a social situation
Is it normal for food poisoning to last 24 hours?
Ate some Chinese food last night and got sick
Still sick now
>>28677309
It could last up to 72 hours mate.
It's why food workplaces say don't come in for 48 hours.
>>28676968
Let me give you some advice poleaboo, never forget what you are, the rest of the world will not, wear it like Armour and it can never be used to hurt you.
But seriously don't come out as trans you fuck psychopath they'd kick you out most likely. Seriously don't do it unless you can support yourself and for fucks sake don't rely on random cunts on the internet, don't rely on anyone.
>>28677331
This.
Best time to come out is when you have a job and your own place. I don't know how religious your parents are but a paki coming out as trans is not a good thing. Your parents will become a joke to the rest of your extended family. They might have to kick you out just to save face.
Even coming out as gay in a non religious paki family is risky, but trans? That's a whole other game. Don't risk till you can support yourself.
>>28677331
yeah if possible save coming out for when you've moved out
i've seen too many people get kicked out by their parents (including an underage transguy with disabilities, to this day i can't understand how someone can be that cold to their own offspring), or outright shut down and told they can't be trans and their parents throw their shit away and force them to live a lie
going to make myself a coffee, have some food, and spend all night playing the old bf2. Because nothing makes me feel better than doing the same things i did ten years ago.
>>28677331
>>28677385
>>28677391
Well, I'll be back at uni after the trial so I'll wait and see what opportunities open up for me
>>28677446
Since you tell unifags to leave, I fully expect you to stop posting here when you are back at uni.
>>28677446
You are going to get some jail time 100% doe
>>28677446
no you'll be in prison mate
>>28677476
>>28677506
We don't know that
I haven't even spoken to my solicitor about the case other than when they told me to plead guilty and I told them to fuck off
>>28677446
>Well, I'll be back at uni after the trial
No. No you won't.
They are never going to let you back in
>>28677557
Why haven't I been expelled yet then?
