I'm a chemist working at an analytical testing lab. It's a small lab, ~10 people, that we just have a co-ed restroom. I have a cute, sweetie co-worker and I'd like to see her doing her business.
I'll be using my phone as the camera. Tried spycams before and the quality, battery life are all garbage. My phone will record in 1080p for a good while.
I'd be installing it under the lid of the garbage can. We have a can with a swiveling type of cover. I've already prepped the can cover the other day by boring a hole for the camera eye. The phone weights a bit that it drags the cover down so I'll be putting weights in the form of batteries in the back to balance it out.
So, you think I should risk it? Literally career death if I get caught.
>>28649778
Use a burner phone if you are going to do it, but please don't. If you truely wish to see her naked try winning her heart or offering her cash.
>>28649803
I've been trying. She's quite a prude that it'll take a while and my erection isn't going away.
>>28649778
no, ask her out and maybe she will show you her pussy without you having to risk your job
They will find the phone. It will get traced back to you. You will go to jail. You will not recover post-jail.
Better tactic: Steal her phone towards the end of the day, rip the SD card from it, and pitch the phone in the woods (nowhere that'd be on the path between your workplace and your home), if no win on the card, then at least try to harvest her email account.
Using Tor, attempt to reset her email password by guessing her security question, and do this late at night when she will be asleep for a few hours. Once you get in her email, do NOT fuck with anything. Download all attachments and be sure to go back and remark any previously unread messages as unread. Lastly, do a password reset for Facebook to that email account, and plunder her FB messages. Delete any emails received during this process. If none of this renders any win, use your shitty phone idea.
fucking do it, make us proud
>>28649778
most women close the stall door when they piss
>>28649914
The can is inside, beside the toilet. The restroom is practically a closet.
>>28649914
Its 1 of those small garbage cans next to the toilet probably
>>28649937
OP here.
Yeah. I've stalked her going in and out of the restroom the last few days of the week. She puts tissue in there. Probably wipes the bowl before she sits on it.
>>28649988
If she throws tissues in there everytime arent you afraid she'll find the cam?
You are a juvenile pervert OP. If you are white, have some pride. Man up and make her your woman if you fancy her so much.
don't do it. watch some porn and have a fap, that's it.
It's totally not worth risking your job watching some girl take a piss when you could just browse the internet which is full of porn
>>28650046
Obviously. But I'll be putting the cam underneath the cover and I'll be using a counterweight to make it not seem like it's there if you push the cover down.
I've already tried it on a same model trash can in my office. It doesn't seem obvious. Pushing down the cover feels the same as when there's no phone underneath it.
>>28650122
Well if it worked in your office you might as well do it.
As long as you report your findings here though
>>28649778
forget all that. instead, do all YOUR business in the chemicals.
>>28649778
Not worth it OP. I tried to set up a hidden camera once, to watch a girl undress and shower. As if fate guided her, she went directly to where the camera was, looking for tampons apparently. She never did end up showering. Her eyes weren't shown on video so I know she didn't see it (I hid it really well, only the lens was visible at all) but if she looked on the next shelf down I could've been looking at a long jail sentence.
You'll spend the entire day that you set it up in anticipation and fear and regret. Literally you won't be able to function until you get the video.
Can't you just record yourself pooping and masturbate to that like a normal person?
>>28650157
> Literally you won't be able to function until you get the video.
Believe me, I know.
This isn't my first time. I've set up hidden cams before. I tried it on a cousin. I put the cam (also my phone) in a cargo pants pocket and hang it in the bathroom. After she saw it, she called my sister and asked whose pants it were. Thank god my sister didn't care and just told her to get on with her business but she checked all the top pockets for a camera. If she looked at the bottom pocket, I would've been screwed. Then she put a towel over my pants and the camera all the while she showered.She got careless for an instance and I saw her pubes though.
Just buy a mini spycam, doing it eith your phone is retarded, better pay like 40 eus so even if she finds it it cant be traced back to you
>>28650247
Well shit, you've got more balls than me. We both very nearly dodged a bullet, and I pussied out from ever doing that again.
At least you got pubes. I only got her looking in a shelf, frowning, checking a few more areas then walking away. She didn't even use the toilet.
It's your choice then, anon. You know the risk, and you know the reward. I know that when I didn't get the video, I was feeling pretty upset.
>>28650271
I've tried spycams before. Esp. the small ones. Never had a good one.
The problem usually is the field of view. It's incredible narrow that it feels zoomed it. On closed spaces like a bathroom, they're crap.
Unless you can recommend a good camera.
>>28650247
In all honesty i just want to know how this'll end.
Will OP obtain his precious fap material
or
Will OP get fired for sexual harresment
We'll only know if OP delivers.
>>28649858
> Asking out a co-worker
> Not risking your job
Bruh...
What I've done so far and the tools I did it with.
Used a cutter to make a small cavity into the inside of the trash can lid.
>2016
>Not having contacts with cameras in them
They also make button cameras, might not be suitable for lab coat. How about a USA flag pin camera; those seem fairly discrete
>>28649778
Don't do it man, definitely not worth the risk
>>28650427
Dug a drill bit into the cavity and drilled it through to make a hole (cut my fingers up in the process since I did it manually).
>>28650443
Used double sided tape to attach my phone under the lid.
>>28650443
Was it a hole of noticible size?
No, dude, this is a fucked up idea.
Don't do it.
>>28650451
I think with this much prep it could work.
Send us a picture of the finished hiding spot though.
>>28650451
I cut it using scissors obviously.
>>28650452
It was a pinhole size. 1/8" diameter, I think. Just enough for the eye of the camera to see through.
I made the hole into an imperfect circle using the cutter to make it seem not so obvious.
>>28650459
You're right. BUT... should he record only audio, and then show a powerpoint at the next work event that has his coworkers' names and faces slowly scrolling across the screen to the soundtrack of their own farts?
>>28650459
This. It's highly illegal.
>>28650524
But the thrill if OP succeeds.
+ he has experience itll be fine
>>28650555
People get caught doing this all the time. It ruins their reputations and careers.
>>28650559
High risk high reward
>>28650559
one of these days, someone needs to make that sacrifice so we can find out once and for all if girls do indeed poop.
>>28650559
Hell yeah. Most prominent example I can remember in the past few years.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2850147/Married-father-three-consultant-filmed-1-000-patients-colleagues-friend-toilet-hidden-spy-cameras-jailed-five-years.html
Dr Lam Hoe Yeoh secretly filmed hundreds of patients including children
Gave recordings 'graphic labels' including the description 'front and back'
Voyeurism charges relate to 30 identified and 1,084 unidentified victims
He admitted string of charges including possessing extreme pornography
Officers said the voyeurism was the biggest Scotland Yard had ever seen
Yeoh also filmed people in his own home after they were invited round
He also set up covert cameras in train toilets, Croydon Crown court heard
His defence said he was an 'obsessive collector' of Enid Blyton books
Was 'fascinated' with children's books and 'perfect lives' portrayed in them
>>28650615
>recorded over 1100 people
He could've stopped at nearly any time and gotten away with it. Had he stopped before recording even half of those, he'd still have enough videos for him to look at a different one each day of the year.
>>28650337
I used this one http://www.amazon.de/dp/B019382ZGQ?psc=1 , I just put it on the shelves of her bath cabin and it worked like a harm
>>28650803
How was the field of view? How far does it need to be to take a full body shot?
>>28650615
OP, don't be like Lam Hoe Yeoh.
Keep that Cam Toe Yeohself.
>>28649778
i have a real treat for you
>>28650336
>>28650803
briIIiant
>>28650803
>tfw Dieser Artikel kann nicht in die Vereinigten Staaten geliefert werden.
>>28651332
>tfw Not living in the VS
ITT: anons jello OP get buttraped by Tyrone in prison.
>>28650494
+1 totally kek'd
>>28650820
I had it on the bottom. shelves so I had an upskirt kinda pov, the field of view is like starting at aroubd 60 degrees I think so 1/3rd metres should be enough to capture what u want
Seek professional help if you're willing to risk jail time for a wank
>>28651537
How do you get the footage off the watch though?
Some sort of memory card?
>>28651650
USB, it has 16gb internal storage
don't do it you fucking freak.
>>28651625
Then get jail time without getting a wank after they're required by law to report you. Kill yourself normie.
Seriously don't do it. You are legit mentally ill if you think this is a good idea
