Who /takingashitatwork/ here?
Literally the best feeling ever.
Not only am I taking a shit, I'm also slacking off and getting paid for it. So far this shit has cost my employer almost 5 bong
>>28650336
anon your penis is visible in this image
>>28650336
>5 bong
It really annoys me that us Britbongs cannot use our currency symbol here
>>28650408
Fucking yank apartheid mate, they want to feel special
>>28650355
Yeah but my face isn't, so I don't care
>>28650430
>Yeah but my face isn't, so I don't care
post a picture of your face
>>28650445
Uh no thanks mate
>>28650572
why? what are you afraid of?
>>28650594
Being hounded by fembots and fags desperate for a slice of beefcake
>>28650336
Dude, you tuck your penis into the toilet bowl? What the fuck is the matter with you?
If you're doing it, imagine how many other dudes have done it as well. Imagine how many dudes have sprayed piss right where your dick is touching. Your dick just indirectly touched like hundreds of other dicks and gallons of foamy piss.
>>28650611
Stop being a pussy OP, post the picture :)
>>28650336
post the rest of your dick
>>28650616
Oh so that's why I keep getting UTIs. Normally I hold my dick back with my hand but I was too busy with 4chan today
>>28650621
Fag
>>28650635
I'm at my desk now kinda tricky to take a good cock pic
>>28650662
Yeah I just hold my dick upright while I shit, or if I'm too lazy I'll wrap it in toilet paper and put it in the bowl like you have. I used to carry around a little rubber penis sleeve but I ended up leaving it in the bathroom once and a coworker found it -- obviously I didn't claim responsibility for it so it got thrown away.
>>28650702
>I used to carry around a little rubber penis sleeve but I ended up leaving it in the bathroom once and a coworker found it
>>28650611
come on dude, you're pushing out a whole loaf and you won't even spare a slice?
>>28650336
Those are some clean as fuck legs.
>>28650956
Just for you senpai desu
Am I kawaii
>>28650336
>shitting in public restrooms
>ever
>>28651443
Are you 12?
And female?
Wanna bang ;)
>>28650336
why aren't you using the paper thing on the toilet you faggot
and where is the hair on your legs ?
do you shave or are you a low test beta asian
srs questions btw