who else /wish they were born a woman/ here?
Not in the "I'm a fucking fag and want to be a little girl and wear panties and shit" way. More in the "I wish I could sit on the internet and call all men rapists and tweet #killallmen and victimize myself up and down the street while simultaneously collecting all my free shit I'm entitled to as a women" kind of way.
fuk u guys
I wish I was a hot dyke sometimes.
I am a woman.
I've never had a boyfriend before. I've never held hands or kissed.
I'm 22 years old. I'm no model but I am not hideous or obese. I work 8-5 at a job I hate.
Where is my free shit?
Where are my suitors?
Where are the men offering me flowers?
I've literally never had a man that isn't my dad or grandpa call me beautiful before.
I really want to get married. I am very conservative and pure.
Where is my free shit???
>>28596399
>but I am not hideous
you probably are if no man has truly show in interest in you
I see 4/10 girls get hit on all the time
>>28596399
You only get free things if you pretend to be a victim.
I'm a straight male but am very feminine/effeminate. I also find that I can relate much more to women than men and am generally much more comfortable around them. No, I'm not a trap and have no desire to cut my dick off and start wearing wigs and dresses.
I do wish I was born female firstly because the gender roles fit me better.
Secondly, I wish I was born female because my extreme social anxiety, depression, body dysmorphic disorder etc would be much less stigmatized as a woman and I'd feel more comfortable in my own skin knowing I wasn't *AS* stigmatized as men with the same mental/personality disorders.
Thirdly, I could get away with so much more. I have a strong disconnect from most people and society in general, am a hopeless romantic, and of course, a virgin (and by choice...I've had girlfriends and the opportunity to lose it but have declined because I want it to be special/with someone truly special to me.) A 20-something GIRL who is still a virgin by choice because they want it to be special is desirable and honorable. A 20-something GUY with the same ideals is a pathetic beta-male faggot.
And of course I'd love to know that I am desired by a significant portion of the opposite sex and have everyone lust after me and chase me all for the lone fact that I am female. Must be pretty fucking nice.
>>28596399
hello yes l am here
that's way faggier then wanting to take a dick up the ass
seriously
>>28596420
They show interest until they realize that I want to save sex for marriage.
Then I never hear from them again.
>>28596444
Well I want free things, I hate my life.
>>28596461
You will leave once you realize I am saving sex for marriage.
>>28596525
>They show interest until they realize that I want to save sex for marriage.
>Then I never hear from them again.
Welcome to the 21st century, bitch. Enjoy your stay.
I'm kidding no one enjoys their stay.
>>28596399
>Where are the men offering me flowers?
You rejected them because they were "too nice"
>>28596525
I'll marry you
#womencantberobots
>>28596399
You're ignoring them all because the ones who aren't at least 8/10 chads don't even register to you
>>28596525
>where are my suitors
>they show interest
There, perhaps.
I want to be a girl, I just fit better into girl roles. I wanna be a housewife; I want to cook and clean for a guy/independent lady who looks after me in return. But I don't wanna wear panties or take dicks up the butt or any of that. Is that normal?
>>28596525
godspeed anon, good luck with your cuck hunt
>>28596615
have you considered that there are traditional male roles that fit this criteria? like butler, etc
>>28596550
I hate my life
It's not even that bad (I have a job, am middle class, and am not a starving child in Africa) and I hate it
>>28596551
Lol that would be funny if it were true
>>28596565
Okay then marry me!
>>28596590
Men don't notice anyone below 8/10. Men only say stuff like what you are saying because it applies to them.
>>28596658
Yeah but I also kinda wanna be smaller and more submissive
Who am I kidding, I'm a little fucking faggot
>>28596679
> Okay then marry me
Ok, where are you from? What are your interests? Do you like anime? Would you be a good wife or would you act like an lazy adversarial bitch? What do you look like.
Being a woman is objectively inferior to being a man.
We, as men who are inferior than women, have failed. Having been born as women wouldn't change the fact that we were born a failure. I'd rather never been born.
>>28596690
um, alright, good luck to you too
>>28596679
>Men don't notice anyone below 8/10
Ridiculous. First of all, beauty is subjective. I would rate certain girls perfect 10s that I am positive most others would not. Everyone has a type, and girls are lucky in the sense that guys like a much wider range and regardless of your looks/personality you will always find someone who wants you for who you truly are. Meanwhile, most girls look for the same traits in most guys and guys without those traits are screwed more often than not.
>Men only say stuff like what you are saying because it applies to them.
wat
>>28596750
Can I just Kik you so I don't publicly post about myself?
>>28596797
no, you have to display your love. dont hide it anon, that's insulting to a girl
>>28595859
Those fucking comics are the most pathetic strawmen arguments I've ever seen. Oh really girls don't want to date you because you're 5' 9"? Not because you believe all women are whores with cum dripping out of their orifices? Gimme a break.
Women don't choose you because you are the weakest in society. It's how good genes get passed on. No one wants your NEET victim complex genes you fags
>>28596797
I only have Skype. Pretty reluctant to talk to anyone regardless, though. Post yours and maybe I'll send you a message.
>>28596827
men dont spontaneously start hating women, are you high
>>28596797
How about an email? [email protected]
>>28596797
Lol i don't have a kik i have like 3 friends and somehow im more awkward online than irl
>>28596827
>how dare you hate women for not seeing value in you
>now let me tell you about how worthless you are
wow, what a quality post
>>28596861
>>28596860
>im such a lonely fembot woe is me!
>>28596861
I don't have friends either I use Kik to talk with people online
>>28596860
I don't have a fake email and I am not going to use my personal one and get kidnapped
>>28596845
My skype has my name on it!>>28596860
>>28596898
> I don't have friends either I use Kik to talk with people online
At least tell me where you're from. I'm from la
naw, being a man is pretty good. I would have killed myself by now as a woman or become a ftm tranny.
>>28596898
So make a fake email or something.....?
>>28596957
Fuck off cuck i asked her to marry me first
>>28596886
The is no value in you.
You are worthless.
Don't act like those are contradicting statements
>>28596942
Me too I am from LA area. I have watched maybe one anime in my life and I forgot what it was. I am teaching myself crafts and about business and read a lot.
>>28596972
Man these normalfags sure know how to get in our good graces, don't they?
>>28596972
>a woman calling someone worthless
>>28596991
What race are you?
Blox
>>28596679
I don't really care, but you're wrong, and an idiot.
>>28597027
I don't want to say on here
>>28596886
>bitter loser who whines about women on /r9k/
>thinks he is valuable to women
you morons are seriously delusional if you think women are bummed about you faggots staying out of the dating pool
>>28596972
>RAUGH the neet neckbeard virgin meme applies to EVERYONE who disagrees with me
i bet you would like tumblr, you should stay there
>>28597034
>>28596679
And here's how women rate men, competitively.
>>28596991
Cool do you like art? I went to the getty yesterday after not having been since a child and now i feel like binging on museums. How do you feel about doing outdoors stuff?
>>28597036
they get bummed when they get shot bish
>>28596942
>>28596991
>tfw also from la
have fun you two i hope you are happy together
>>28597042
>everyone who disagrees with me is from tumblr or a woman
>doesn't know that this board is full of neckbeards and virgins so there's a good chance you actually are one, especially if you're bitching about women itt
>>28597036
>you morons are seriously delusional if you think women are bummed about you faggots staying out of the dating pool
Not now. Just wait till they hit their 30s . They'll be looking for beta providers
>>28596999
No one wants your approval, you tard
>>28597093
then why are you here
is it specifically to foster irritation
There you have gents. A female claims have get no attention from males but has all these thristy men after her. Yet she won't take the tiny amount of effort to contact them.
Once again females cannot be robots because they are too picky.
>>28597082
Most of you will have committed suicide by then. The other half will still be worthless and undesirable to them. Women don't give a shit about you, bro. Live with it.
>>28597072
I like art but I am not good at it. I am trying to learn. So I can make things and maybe one day make a YouTube channel or business about making things.
I've been to the Getty! I want to visit the broad!
Here's the thing I don't live in LA I live near LA and I only will take the train I get stressed when driving in LA
>>28597075
Why are you sad
>>28597132
You are being a white knight right now. The only thing worse than being a woman is being a white knight.
>>28595859
I wish I was born a woman in the I'm a fucking fag and want to be a little girl and wear panties and shit way
>>28595859
>Wear panties and shit
I swear to god, you could just do that as a man. Nothing wrong with being a man crossdressing. Its pretty common thing in man.
>>28597133
Um where do you live? Like Palmdale or long beach or something? Yeah i don't like driving in la thats why i try to have a nocturnal schedule so i can do the things i want without encountering traffic. Tbh you don't want to marry me, im leaving for Hawaii real soon plus i have some pretty out there plans for my future
>everyone deserves a girlfriend
o geezus
>>28597133
I live in Laguna Beach, but my dad's side of the family lives in Garden Grove. Probably gonna stay in California for a while.
>>28597066
oh fuck only 19% of men are average and above? This is highly depressing
>>28597222
> pretty out there plans
I do too but I don't want to say them on here. Post Kik or something (I can't skype) and I will tell you mine and you tell me yours and if they don't match we can go our separate ways.
>>28597160
I'm being realistic. If you think women are crying themselves to sleep because a bitter virgin stud such as yourself has opted out of the dating pool (involuntarily), you are horribly delusional.
>>28596525
>no one has shown interest in me
>lmao jk men have but they leave when I don't put out
Fuck off. You ruined your credibility in two posts.
>>28597299
Nah it makes no difference because im 100% sure my goals are incompatible with yours. I plan to either become the dictator of a federation between all south and central American states, this is not a a joke. Or more likely i plan to purchase land in rural alaska and live a semi homesteading lifestyle. I am currently training to be a helicopter pilot.
>>28595859
>tfw I'm a fucking fag and I wish I could wear panties and shit
>>28597417
>more likely i plan to purchase land in rural alaska and live a semi homesteading lifestyle. I am currently training to be a helicopter pilot.
Yeah I want to be semi-off grid
I don't want to do the South America thing, though, sorry.
>>28596399
You never been a guy and looked at the women you loved - and felt the pain of knowing that you could never be with her.
Even here, the mentioning that your looking for someone, makes a dozen different guys hopeful, thinking they could have you.
And I am just sitting there in the corner thinking that I would have to fight past dozens of guys just to even have a chance.
I'm 26, and I've been ready to finally have a girlfriend for once in my life. For once. In my life.
>>28597323
And if you think /r9k/ is only about getting laid then you are missing the point completely. Read this board more and you will see that women are doing far more sinister things than just rejecting a bunch of ugly men and that society is going down the shitter.
>>28597504
Oh neat it would be cool to meet you, unfortunately I've come to the conclusion that im better off dying alone and as tempted as i am to get to know you better, i realized if i get too careless i might do something stupid like fall in love with you. So good luck with finding a husband, i have faith that a lovely girl like you will get a good one. Thanks for cheering me up by giving me the time of day.
>>28597527
You just don't get it anon being a woman is soooooo.much harder than being a man. Besides kids in Africa have it so much harder than you. Stop being such a baby.
>>28597417
yeah that's fine but stay away from the southern half of the southern continent please. 14/88 hh
>>28597684
>le Argentina meme
Cmon man.
>>28596750
>Do you like anime?
I'm so fucking glad I'm not a weeb. Imagine having this criterion for a girlfriend.
>>28597817
Its not a dealbreaker faggot its just common ground. Fuck i hate stupid people.
>>28597666
Aww :(
Well that's ok :(
Good luck :(
>>28597733
south south america is basically new germany
>>28597889
>only responds to one guy despite the multitudes of guys
>wah wah No one wants to wait until marriage for me
KYS plz.
>>28596399
That's the one thing sjw had it right
>Privilege is invisible for those who have it
>>28597889
Sorry succubus, you won't trick me with that cute attitude, i know your games.
>>28598032
Its called being polite.
>>28596399
You have to be cute
>>28595859
sounds like a fun life you pre op tranny dumbass.
>be woman
>be KHHV
>where have all the good man gone?
>all i have are those disgusting neckbeards.
> I'm not fat, i deserve a chad!!
>and they have the NERVE to not get me Flowers!! no wonder they will die virgin!
>where is my free shit? i all got is this lousy everything from the goverment and parents and friends.
>people don't even treat me that much better than a man, just look at chad getting all that attention. he tottaly only look for 8+/10 girls
>Women in this thread claiming not to be utilitarian sluts
>"I'm not a Stacy so where's my knight?"
You might not believe in sex before marriage but you're all probably icy , show no affection and expect to be worshiped.
The reason it's better to be female is because there is no compromise whatsoever - at least until you hit 35 and the wheels come off
>>28598019
Brazil here, can comfirm south america is afrika with water
both argentina and south brasil blonde woman are all going for niggers, it's all jew'ed here, the propaganda is even worse than what 1st cucks have.
>>28598288
thank you, i was seriously considering planning my life to end up in south america. that has changed
nice hitler dubs btw, very impressed brasil
>>28597283
I live in Lake Forest, have a 9-5 job, and drive a BMW, you can be my wife and your dad will be proud of you.
>>28598349
Yeah I'm a dude not the girl you thought you were replying to.
>>28598559
KILL ME PLEASE GOD END IT
>no one posting pics like this
baka newfags all of you
>>28598349
>you can be my(anon's) wife
>your(wife's) dad will be proud of you.
>proud
>of anon
>ever
>>28597288
>he doesn't knwo the Top 20% rule
newfag
Every day I wake up and feel disappointed that I'm not a woman. It gnaws at me. I wish that I could be a woman so, so badly. It hurts.
Being redpilled just makes its worse because I know what I'm missing out on, and having experience crossdressing people will treat you 400% better and smile at you if you're convincing
>>28598771
>Implying any of that will matter when VR sex is indistinguishable from the real thing
I always had fantasies about being a girl. I hope in our lifetime brain transplants are possible. Imagine if your brain was transplanted into a 16 year old girls body. With all your memories and knowledge intact you could reek havoc. You could even start taking your fellow robots virginity. It would be epic
>>28598899
>implying it will not
>implying you will even be able to buy it
>implying it won't be illegal
>implyin the jews will allow you to buy it
>implyig it can replace
>implying
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>
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>>28598804
>(when) crossdressing(,) people will treat you 400% better and smile at you if you're convincing
>tfw wide and strong chest and facial hair
pic unrelated
i wish i was a guy most of the time
>>28599060
then how would you get your pussy pounded? shit seems cash
>>28600107
its pretty meh to be honest
like its fucking amazing for like 3-5 min then it dies down
the clitoris is where its at but no fucking guys know that,most think just moving 1-2 fingers around in there like some drunk man trying to find his keys is going to do anything
i just want to know what it feels like to cum and get a nice blowjob
and maybe have my balls grabs abit
>>28596399
>Where is my free shit???
You're obviously either extremely ugly, extremely weird, or you're lying
I wish I was a girl so I could get easy, do-nothing secretarial jobs just because the boss thinks he has a chance with me
>>28600249
Fuck off whore
Obviously not original
>>28600249
Kill yourself whore. The only good thing about a girl is her virginity.
>>28600532
>>28600592
lmao fuck off you batafags
>>28600642
>implying I'm a batafag
I don't play baseball.
>>28596399
You are beautiful.
Oriental comments
>>28598899
>indistinguishable from the real thing
How would the people who buy it know?
>>28596399
Just make a skype account, post your info on /soc/
You will get 200 adds for sure and there you go.
I wish I was born a woman just so people talk to me or even realize I exist, also I wouldn't have to work and working fucking sucks
>>28600249
>male orgasm
>good
I don't even feel much half of the time, I think I'm raping myself t b h
>>28597132
Why are you speaking as if the population of r9k is seperate from yourself if your here posting.
>>28601868
low testosterone tbo
>>28602096
I eat a diet consisting entirely of meat, lift daily and make sure I'm getting enough of stuff like Zinc.
I would love to get test supplements though, would probably need to go the shady route though.
>>28596444
same response as >>28599444
no trips should allow faggotry
>>28600249
don't be daft,paying for your own drinks aside the orgasms are so meh that 99% of the guys have to rationalize why they even bother by hunter fantasies and other trivialities. Not to mention that you cannot find a woman that knows the first thing about good giving head,ever.
>>28596525
With feminism telling women to be sexually liberated, there's no reason to wait for a girl to put out when so many will. Also considering how boring women are, fuck waiting to use your hole.
Who makes these drawings they are too funny?
>>28596525
i'm not interested in you personally because of your age, but i would love to meet a girl who's saving herself for marriage. i'm sure there are others like me.
In this day and age, women have the privilege. But things won't last like this, eventually humanity will implode and there will be war and destruction and men will be the masters once again and woman will go back to their rightful place as cattle
>be typical murcan
>marry childhood sweetheart at 18
>wife realizes she is swimming in a sea of dicks and attention but has only been with anon
and i keep wondering why the divorce rates are where they are,what could it be?
>>28596399
>tfw you realize that no one likes autostic girls outside of robots
You robots really think chad/normieguy is into autistic, desperate girls who spend most of their time on a imageboard full of frustrated, bitter, mysogynistic men and can relate to this? At best they wilm probably fuck you, if you have decent looks or if they are drunk, but do you really think you are gf material for them?
Stop being so delusional. I would love to date a robot if we got on well, like he could stand my shitty personality and if we lived in the same city but i'm not an american, so it's not going to happen.
I don't want any free stuff, in fact i can't stand this because it's some kind of prostitution when you think about it. When men give you free stuff they're 90% of the time trying to hit on you/get in your pants so it makes me uncomfortable.
>wow you're so weird anon xD
