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Eurovision hangover edition
Fucking Ukraine
First for really fluffy husky puppies and my waifu Kikuchi Makoto who I love.
>have to wait 6 hours for a new thread
Whoever makes these threads needs to pull their damned finger out and pay attention.
>>28576570
OP-kun died, it's a free for all now. I have the pic saved for these early morning ones when no one else is up, but it's not my responsibility to keep the thread going.
Ya flamin' galah poofter fuckin pommy cunts.
It's my birthday today, lads
>>28576693
Enjoy your party, I suspect you won't be going to bed alone tonight.
>>28576815
Your sarcasm would have hurt but I banged a 9/10 last week so that'll stave off the suicide for a couple of months
>want to go cycling
>actually don't want to be alive
>>28577053
>has to settle for 9s
I'd kill myself if I were you.
woke up
still leaner than the tower of piza
went to the funfair last night
Lads, I took some benzos yesterday at about 4pm.
Just woke up and have absolutely no memory of the time that has passed over the last day. I've no idea what time I went to sleep, but I completely slept through work this morning, and now I can barely type.
MY heads a tad bit fcked rn desu
I think I'm in love with the German girl from Eurovision, lads.
>>28577352
you said this last time and we told you to go away then too
working on sundays are shit
Anybody know how to actually get sex without using tinder and going to a pub/nightclub?
Tell me /britfeel/, are you masculine?
https://yougov.co.uk/news/2016/05/13/low-young-masculinity-britain/
>>28577417
You can pay for it or just rape.
>>28577408
Nah, it wasn't me before. I've taken them before but I've never had some sort of blackout like this.
>>28577471
how do you not get caught?
I've got loads of little papercut type cuts on my fingertips, the only place I can think I've picked them is handling the sharp plastic boxes that cakes come in when I'm putting it on the shelf.
>>28577417
>Anybody know how to actually get sex without using tinder and going to a pub/nightclub?
Just go up and talk to her bro
>>28577470
It's due to the unrealistic expectations of manliness put on young men. You'd think social expectation puts more pressure on women but you'd be wrong.
>>28577546
Paying for sex isn't illegal, offering money is. Just be careful.
>>28577386
I think your a weebo paedo with low standards.
>>28577872
She's two days younger than me, anon.
>>28577969
She's also 16.
Mods please a ban for the sir here.
>>28578012
>sir
fuck off reddit
>>28577969
>two days younger than me
fuck off underage
>>28578012
>>28578036
But she's 18, lads.
>>28578052
>backtracking now you've realised your mistake
Enjoy the holiday
>>28578067
But she is 18.I checked before I posted the first time
>>28578052
tell it to the ban appeal, Jimmy
>>28578098
>>28578067
>>28578036
>If I keep saying it maybe it'll be funny
Why the FUCK are prams allowed in shops?
>>28578323
Because leaving newborns outside is frowned upon.
What pram related struggles have you been through, Anon?
>>28578365
single mothers blocking aisles
is it so hard to be a responsible parent and hire a nanny or wear the baby?
>>28578375
>is it so hard to be a responsible parent and hire a nanny
I wonder how many people will actually take this bait.
>>28578365
>frowned upon
Much better to leave them in everyone's way :^)
NIGEL REKT EVERYONE ON ITV THIS MORNING LADS CAN THERE BE A MORE BASED POLITICIAN?
>>28578400
you did
how is it bait? there's no need to inconvenience other people and there are specific people you can hire to watch over the baby when you're busy
or you know, don't be a slag and make sure you have a husband
>>28578375
Small town near Londonfag here
>Constant having to walk on the grass on side of the path as a gaggle of cunts all holding a minimum of 4 children
>Constantly standing still on the escalators so that it makes a huge queue, if anyone says anything then they're evil or not a real man
>Poles in the area not having any children, in a strange way respect them more for it.
Fuck all the 8 children families around me who don't work. I never asked for this.
>>28578457
nobody asked for it mate
we were never given a referendum on mass immigration
In a group chat lads, been in this one for weeks and I still haven't sent a single message
>>28578400
>suggesting parents should take responsibility is bait
>>28578457
The poles have 8 kids back home that they're sending money to because they know life is shit here and they don't want their kids to end up like british people
>>28578525
>hiring a nanny is being a responsible parent
ah yes, most impressive parenting
>>28578536
power to them, desu lad, at least they don't bring their brood over here to exponentially reproduce like the fucking sand niggers
>>28578565
I know right, I too hate the thought of there being more white people in Britain
Mirror's Edge Catalyst is going to be a total flop, isn't it?
>>28578577
Go back home Pole, we know your game.
>>28578577
Knew it would be as soon as I saw a screenshot that had a skill tree - one of the unlockable skills was something like "wall-running", implying you won't even be able to fully free-run at the start of the game.
>>28578570
>
I don't give a fuck what colour you are just stop building mosque's and spewing out 10 kids and you're fine by me
>>28578577
beta seemed alright aside from the forced open world and upgrade shit which is totally pointless and needs to stop being put into games which don't need it
Apparently I was spark out at around 8 oclock last night, fully clothed on my bed. Slept from then until about 10 this morning, completely missing my work.
Fuck sake lads
how excruciating is the job centre, lads
my NEET life is soon to come to an end
Poleaboo has a job interview for the position of "waiter"at an airport restaurant
Really no sure if I'm going to attend (i's tomorrow)
There are shifts starting at 3am and ending midnight, I don't know how I'm gonna manage that
And I'm probably won't get the job anyway, so why bother?
>>28578688
Yeah alright you took some RC benzos you're a big man now, we got it, fuck off
>>28578718
>shifts starting at 3am and ending midnight
a 21 hour shift is pretty long m8
>>28578718
Get the company to pay for your driving lessons.
>>28578733
Nah fuck off lad, I've taken plenty before, I'm concerned that these ones had such a strong reaction
>>28578741
I don't mean 3pm-12am shifts
I mean some shifts start at 3am
and other shifts end at 12am
I can't manage either of those with public transport, they shut down during those times
>>28578718
Poleaboo, you should go so when I fly from Manchester Airport, you can give me more tendies when I order my lunch. Pls.
I believe in you. Goooooo Poleaboo!
>>28578753
Lmao, you fragile little boy, bet you took a babbys dose of flubro and couldn't handle it because you're a bitch *crying with laughter emoji face*
>this dumbass niggress is blasting nig music like hell you can hear the bass on the streets
Niggers are the fucking worst I have no idea why the paki hate meme is so prevalent here when pakis and pajeets are a lesser evil compared to these fucking apes.
your neet sheltered basement virgin ass prolly never even seen a minority outside of high school before you dropped out.
>>28578538
>making sure your baby is looked after
>>28578875
>ass
>high school
>complain about black music
fuck
off
yank
>>28578875
They live in hives in cities so normal people rarely seem them.
Not liking how happy she seems
>>28578824
If there is 1 thing that is too cool for school and totally makes you a real rad boy! It's bragging about drug tolerance
>>28578922
It's because the things you claim to have happened never did.
>>28578924
Not as cool as bringing it up multiple times because no one replied to you or cared in the first place xD
You blacked out on some benzos not approved for human consumption and you're confused as to why, you're a child and should be treated as such
>>28578924
Isn't that exactly what you were trying to do with your post about drugs in the first place?
Such a normie thing to do or talk about, just leave.
>>28578958
>>28578961
britfeel is more than 1 person, silly boots
>>28578998
Yeah and we're telling you to fuck off.
WaHeY Lads took some benzos last night was totally off my face . lads
>>28579011
wow you sound so cool i want to be your friend
>had Made in Chelsea on in background for the past 20 minutes
It's literally "dull as fuck women talking about their dull, tedious shit" the TV Show.
It's like Hollyoaks for stupid people.
>>28578998
It's literally because of people like you why this new psychoactive substances law is coming into force on the 26th
went to bed at 10pm
woke up at about 9am
now it's just past 1pm and I'm really tired
why
>>28579002
>fuck off loser because you can't do as much sick arse benzos as us top druggie geezer boys!
Why don't you fuck off you pathetic waster?
>>28579049
Hollyoaks is Hollyoaks for stupid people
>>28579055
Which is a good thing you absolute retard.
Drugs are what normies do. Fewer drugs = fewer normies.
>>28579055
Erm, good?
Fuck off with your drugs you degenerate waste of spaces
>>28579064
nigga i sleep like 12 hours a day when not working, otherwise im still lying in bed on 4chan and youtube with a bigass TV next to me.
i only ever go out to go to the gym(which is also when I get groceries).
livin the life.
>>28579078
There are levels of stupidity, and MiC is on a higher level of stupidity.
At least Hollyoaks has a cool old serial killer. This show just has women talking about men/relationships over, and over, and over, and over.
>>28576384
>but it's not my responsibility to keep the thread going.
MATE Theres never been just one OP
It is everybodies responsibility if they post here to keep the thread going.
Just expecting somebody else to do shit is why shit like this happens.
Thought about joining the RAF lads, then they told me you have to work for em for atleast 12 years.
help lads
i need a (you)
please
>>28579114
didn't really answer my question did it you normie turd
>>28579167
There used to be a time where I cared and would create threads almost daily, now I don't really care if there's not one up I won't make one because I dislike the vast majority of you and the content that gets posted here
I'm not giving you a (you) unless I get one first
>>28579222
you wont be getting an answer now, faggot-features
rate my shop
cheap stuff on sale and exam week I dont care about being healthy edition
>>28579167
Why does there need to be a thread in the middle of the night when nobody will post anyway?
>>28579203
(you)
(you)
(you)
hope you're ok now laddy
>>28579233
fine have one
just don't let me down lad. i need this
>got a free (you)
HAHA ENJOY NOT GETTING ONE BACK FAGGOT
>>28579231
I come here to try and get my life in order mate.
>>28579246
>mini-fillets, not tendies
>green bollocks on your pizza
>ready salted
>>28579250
because its lonely when youre up that late.
>>28579231
yea I could easily say its gone to shit but I don't know, maybe it was always shit.
cos there was always something I disliked.
>tricked into giving someone a (you)
just kill me
>>28579296
>because its lonely when youre up that late.
So go to /brit/ it's full of aussies , Indians and yanks at night
>>28579246
sfc stuff taste fucking disgusting
>>28579325
dunno it was on half price not had them before
>>28579250
Some people do post during the night
>>28577969
Your still a fucking underage kid, 4chan is for people who weren't shitting in a potty when 9/11 happened
>>28579336
don't listen to the other anon they're pretty dyno m8
Lads, I'm dying. I'm going to use up my stock of (you)s.
Reply to this post, and in 10 minutes time, I'll dish out the freebies.
>>28579351
11/9 get it right lad
>>28579260
here's one from me, to (you) :^)
I heard some bruv was giving out free (you)'s
>>28579246
>cheap
>sainsbury's
>>28579284
spicy beef + chicken + jalapenos is the best pizza combination
freshly made from saisburys god tier
>>28579351
>your
I'd rather be a kid than an adult who can't into basic english
>>28579381
get em while they're hot
>>28579383
sainsbury's isn't that expensive
I mean it isn't lidl but it is all that is in my area
>>28577386
She's a vegan weeaboo
you will probably not find a more obnoxious person in all of germany
Who's the girl in the picture?
>>28572816
Thanks for the suggestions but I dont like documentaries
I've never watched eurovision in my life lol.
>>28579480
it's Poleaboo mate.
>>28579496
>lol
really
>>28579518
>really
lo!
Thinking of getting a new chastity device
One without bars that I can't masturbate through
>>28579548
>really
Iol
>>28579498
>Poleaboo
What is a poleaboo
>>28579631
>really
IoI
>>28579674
>reaIIy
lol
>>28579576
I'm thinking about getting a pink one desu
http://www.amazon.com/2-5inch-Durable-Silica-Chastity-Special/dp/B00WFF1IDG
Shame it's way to small
>>28579702
you're meant to squeeze into them
>>28579702
Smaller is better, you can fit into anything
>>28578881
>letting someone else raise your baby because you're too lazy
>>28579734
>reaIIy
Ioi
>>28579733
>>28579713
AAaah right I getcha i've never used them before so i'm kinda new to the whole thing
>>28579702
>this shit is now in my recently viewed
ffs
>>28579757
Looks like a CB6000S, good starter chastity cage
be warned, the cheap Chinese ones apparently break quickly
You can get a metal one (different brand) for a similar price
toy4naughtyboys.com
>>28579795
Thanks i'll check it out!
>>28579790
It's not like somebodys going to see it.....are they?
>discussing chastity cages
>>28579914
These people really need to step away from the internet for a couple of days
so i'm interested
one of the measurements if you're disabled is if you can wash yourself.
but do they count simply being too lazy to/ having no drive to, or is it just a measurement of whether you'd drown yourself and get stuck in the bath?
call it autism but i've simply never had any severe drive to wash myself. i can never smell myself and it's very rare that i can actually see that i'm dirty. a bath is a big block of time allocated to that one activity (bathing) when i could be doing other more enjoyable things. for that reason i only bathe when pressed or (more recently) when it's a very serious occasion like a funeral that i know i shouldn't turn out to as a mess.
so how would a medical person react to that? would it be considered disability, or just a "also anon is such a retard... but it's not a disability, he's just being a fuckhead."
not even trying to get bux, if i wanted to i've already got muh depression as an excuse to do that, i just want a full medical picture of who i am.
Thread's not very comfy today lads. Can we talk about something nice?
>>28580009
They are looking at the physical restraints of hygiene not the mental aspect
>>28580009
That's a physical aptitude question I believe.
They should ask you how often you wash yourself where you can answer from the mental perspective.
>>28579663
poleaboo is a myth.
Like big foot or nessy.
>>28580009
this question is so sad.
so, so sad.
>>28580017
lets talk about my crippling depression
>>28579914
Why are you in are thread now you gay int cunt?
Why would anyone want a chastity device?
And how the fuck does poleaboo masturbate with one on? AND WHY?
>>28577352
What are benzos and what do they do? Seems like people just black out on here.
>>28580243
>Why would anyone want a chastity device?
fetishes
>tfw considering constructing one manually because ordering one would involve giving them my payment information and mumsy might find the box when postman pat delivers it
Theyre using our image on int the cunts
>>28580243
>And how the fuck does poleaboo masturbate with one on?
It has bars around the penis, it's not encased so you can rub it until you cum
>AND WHY?
Is wanting to masturbate shocking?
>>28580312
The box is plain and you can use Paypal
>>28580243
poleaboo wouldn't type to me like this.
Old Trafford being evacuated
>just woke up
>literally an hour and a half until weekend is over and back into wageslave mode
Fuck wageslaving tbqhwty
>>28580474
>has a job
NORMIES OUT
DOon't get heavyyyyyyyyyyyy
Thinking about starting graffiti-ing, liked art in highschool, currently making some stencils anyone got any tips/tricks?
>>28580474
>tfw second of 3 weekends off in a row.
Feels pretty boss to be honest with you.
Wish I had a job where I could get the weekends off every week.
>tfw didn't even book the scottish cup final off and you got it.
Thank you based God.
>>28580786
Shop at JD sports and hang out with black kids.
>tagging
faggot.
>pakis bombing old trafford
Talk about shitting where you eat
>>28580880
>suspicious package in manchester
it's poleaboo
>>28580880
>old trafford
>tfw west ham fans have gone to far.
Just kidding, fuck man utd and their mongrel lot.
Suspicious package found at old Trafford was actually just a goal
>>28580463
Poleaboo hopes you are well
>>28580905
I don't hate Manchester
Got an achy tummy lads
Proper brown waterfall today
Anyone else here on neuroleptics? my dosage just got upped and I'm wondering if anyone has any tips for dealing with tiredness? so far I'm thinking berroca and red bulls daily
>>28580997
So lads, how have you changed in the last five years?
Better, worse, not at all?
Five years ago I had a good social life, but no GF, no job.
Now 5 years later I have a job and GF, but no social life.
Why is life such a cruel cunt lads?
Also reading through the Judge Dredd Complete case files, on book 10 already.
>>28581386
5 years ago I was a NEET who only left the house once a month
Now I'm a NEET who only leaves the house once a month
Livin tha dream
>>28581386
5 years ago Poleaboo had dropped out of uni and rented a flat a few towns over, pretending he was enrolled onto a new course
Essentially NEET, there was no hot water so he didn't shower
Ate takeaways regularly
Spent days watching anime and IMDb top 250 films
Pretty much got through all the classics and popular anime and film during that period
No friends, no gf, no job, no criminal record
Life is currently probably the same on balance
Living at home is more comfy but now I no longer have my youth
>>28581427
>tfw wish I was neet again.
I heard the dole has changed a lot though and it's harder than work. Or is this a myth by the DWP to keep those in work from just dropping it all and going fuck it.
Pic semi related, my transition in style in the last 5 years. Or more so, the lack of change.
>>28581480
>spend days watching anime and top 250imdb films.
I did that in my neet days too. Between 2006-2010 I was up to date with all the latest p4k approved bands, top animu both popular and critically acclaimed, and my hard drive was filled with the best movies and tv series up to that period.
Now the last animu I watched was Space Dandy and only because it was on netflix, I haven't watched any tv outside of shit like true detective and hanibal, and the last movie I watched was southpaw 3 weeks ago because it was on sky movies.
anyone else here /death/
>>28581551
>Now the last animu I watched was Space Dandy and only because it was on netflix, I haven't watched any tv outside of shit like true detective and hanibal, and the last movie I watched was southpaw 3 weeks ago because it was on sky movies
Exactly the same though it took me about 2/3 years to get there and I'm still NEET
>>28581323
~3 litres of water over a day and a balanced diet is the key. Make sure you get plenty of fruit and vegetables. Avoid alcohol. Caffeine helps as a once-in-a-while thing but tolerance is easily built and red bulls are fucking terrible for you
>>28581637
thanks buddy friend
Eurovish was well good last night. I'm happy for Ukraine. Poland though, what the fuck?
>>28581647
S'ok. Though if you follow through with it and do eat really clean all of a sudden you'll get what I had and that's a shit load of spots on your face. That's all the crap rising to the surface. The water helps with that.
>>28581485
>>tfw wish I was neet again.
Iktfm I hate wageslaving
I have to wageslave until September when I will have enough money to move out on my own and be NEET for a year. After that I will probably kill myself once my money runs out.
>>28581680
>>28581485
You guys need to find a job you enjoy. I personally love my job, the people are brilliant and the work itself is interesting. Once you have that, the money is just a bonus.
>>28581680
The only upside of being a wageslave is being able to waste money on shit you don't need.
>tfw no longer get my clothes from /primark/
>>28581708
My job is fine, the majority of the people I work with is fine. It's just we have a few lazy cunts that are starting to get my fucking goat and I'm at the stage I'd rather be neet than work with them.
>>28581708
>le enjoyable job meme
>>28581650
>poland
see >>>/int/59403605
Polish diaspora
Poleaboo is downloading the album now
There's this girl I really like but the only problem is that her dad is a total manlet, like 5'4 or something.
I don't want to end up in a serious relationship with a girl who might give me subhuman children. Is there anything I can do?
>>28581744
Nah man. Neet lifestyle in UK is fucking rank. Either show them up or bitch about them to management. If they're being shithouses and not pulling their weight then they ought to be fired.
Did me motorbike training today, can now ride my shitty little 125 to work again.
I love motorbikes, lads. I love riding bikes in warm weather.
>>28581650
Ukraine was fucking shit. Literally as shit as Sweden
How some people have such bad taste I don't know.
>16 hours of exams incoming
please, allah guide me lads
>>28581768
Don't worry mate she'll never have sex with you anyway.
>>28581768
Get her preggers and then change your name and your phone number and registered address. After 17 years go back to find her. Spy on her and her kid from some near by bushes. If the kid is a subhuman manlet then go spaff up some other lasses salmon chute. If not, walk over to her like "hey what's up you wanna try again love?"
>>28581792
She already has mate tough luck pal.
>>28581650
poland was good lad
>>28581787
I liked it! It was all moody and sounded a bit garagy. Love me a bit of future garage. Plus, y'know, the whole Russia killing them all thing.
>>28581772
We've bitched to management, but they don't care because it's nightshift, and they can't replace them because no one wants to do nights.
>>28581774
>tfw cbt ran out 2 months ago.
I need to get back and do it again, or my real test.
>tfw shitty sym 125xs
>>28581832
>they come to our houses and kill us all and they say we are not guilty
fucking gringe as fuck mate.
>>28581828
He was beautiful from the nose up but the song was a bit meh. Not as bad as Cyprus tho.
>>28581841
Don't let your dreams be dreams, you know how much fun it is.
Though I've got more money now, so I'm selling my shitty korea-brand bike, going with a YBR or something a little more reliable.
>>28581859
Well yeah, the lyrics were a bit shit, but the rest of it was spot on. Them stage lights tho
chavvy loud neighbours or brown smelly neighbours?
the sound/smell is overwhelming
who /ABV/ here? had the most insane, acid-like high of my life a week or so ago putting about 0.3g in a nutella and peanut butter sandwich.
>>28581921
>I'm so cool for taking drugs!
KYS
>>28581859
also prove that they didn't
>>28581755
It's rare but it happens mate, not everything is a meme
>>28581932
Seconded. I'm an engineer and the people I work with are top notch and the job itself is interesting af.
>>28581913
>chavvy loud neighbours or brown smelly neighbours?
>
>the sound/smell is overwhelmin
>>28581913
I have smelly loud chavvy neighbours. They are fucking tramps.
>>28581921
Fucking yes, lad. Firecrackers are absolutely mental. I got some hobnobs, dobbed a nutella-doused marshmallow on them and cook them in the oven for 15 minutes.
It's like doing BOGOF on your weed purchases.
>>28581888
Great vocals, as expected of someone who is a proper singer
>>28581950
fuck off normie
>>28581932
Doesn't make sense to me. I can't understand how anyone could enjoy getting up at 7am every morning to go and make money for someone else and getting home tired at 6pm every evening, 5 days a week, with no time for yourself. I don't understand how anyone could ever find an enjoyable life in that.
>>28581989
I commute pretty far using public transport. I'm on the 7:10am bus to get to the city and then get the metro out to a business park to get to my desk by 10am. I finish at 6 and get home by 9pm. It's fair to say I'm tired.
But at the end of the day the pay is good, the people are brilliant and the job is awesome and technical. I really enjoy learning about the technologies I support.
I can afford what I want and I'm having a good time. Sure I'm tired (and I'll be getting a car ASAP) but at the end of the day at least I'm not stuck at home trying to beat my wanks-in-a-day record and figuring out if I can buy a primark teeshirt out of my dole money because the wank stains in my old ones are now permanent.
>>28581973
No
>>28582047
Latter option sounds much preferable to me. Each to their own I suppose.
>>28579049
About two years ago I caught an episode at like 4 am and some chap was telling some woman that they were such good friends and he wanted to get back to that and it made me cry. I was in a weird place at the time.
This is a bretty good reminder why I never bother going on job benefits lads https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RoV-KZKT_Wk
>>28581386
who not future here.
>>28582484
NOOOOoooo Fuuuuttuuuurree
https://youtu.be/BaHhxRGYjFA
>>28576384
First real crush is pregnant and sells shit on Etsy.
Scary shit lads.
>>28582368
>having 2 kids you can't support
>moving to Newcastle and not bothering to learn where the fuck you're going
>not giving yourself adequate time if you have never been to the location before
>not just getting a god damn job, Al
Hard to have sympathy desu
>woke up 4:30
just fml lads
>>28582593
>sells shit on Etsy.
What is she a humiliatrix or something?+
>>28582368
>black daughter
>white son
>single mother
You can't make this shit up.
>>28582593
>POO ALEXIA?
>>28582645
It is made up isn't it?
who /Guy Martin/ here?
>>28582368
>That mixed raced child
>>28582670
>their aren't single mothers, with kids from multiple partners.
I fucking wish lad, I really fucking wish.
>>28582627
Nah just shit stuff she bought cheap and painted over.
>>28582593
>tfw first crush lasted over 10 years
>tfw eventually asked her out
>tfw got rejected
>tfw they're now FtM (legit, not tumblr)
>tfw still best friends
actually doesn't feel too bad all things considered, I'm glad I did suck it up and ask even though I got rejected. maybe things didn't work out how I wanted but at least I did what I could and now I don't have to spend hours every night as an adult lying in bed wondering what could have been if I wasn't a coward.
>>28582726
Who are they?
her and Poleaboo?
>>28582726
>tfw they're now FtM (legit, not tumblr)
It's gonna be fucking beautiful in 5 years when the trans fad is over and a large chunk of this generation of kids have fucked themselves over with meme hormones and meme surgery
suicide rates will skyrocket
>>28582676
>tfw he'll never win a TT
I love guy martin and Bike racing in general.
>tfw WRX and MotoGP are you're two favourite things in the world.
>tfw hate Monster
>tfw dress like a football hooligan
>tfw can't drive a bike or a car.
>>28582805
idk about that senpai, he could win a TT
what we *won't* ever do is beat John McGuinness' number of wins because he's said as soon as he wins one TT he's going to retire from racing
>>28581789
What exams lad? I have A-Level Further Pure 3 next week.
>>28582805
>>tfw can't drive a bike
No reason for that, lad. The CBT is a piece of piss.
>>28582844
*what he won't ever do
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
New movie poll is up lads, voting is as usual open until midnight tuesday.
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10204602
>>28582844
>he could win a TT
no he couldn't.
He's too invested in it. He could in theory win because he's a good racer. But he gets greedy/excited and ends up fucking up.
>>28582874
Why has my nomination not been in the vote for over a month?
What fucking scam are you running?
>>28582859
This is true, I did mine yesterday. It was surprisingly straightforward.
>>28582943
Cucks don't get noms.
got an exam tomorrow
not started revising yet
>>28582874
>midnight tuesday
so why do you close it at midnight wednesday? just to give your preferred choice another chance?
>>28581386
i had a small number of online friends and was in school 5 years ago, i had hopes things would work out or at least i'd do more cool internet stuff.
i now have no hope of ever finding friends again [uni taught me i'm fucked socially, people will always ignore me.] dropped out of university two months ago [barely even showed up tbqh]. i basically only use imageboards now and i'm terrified of putting my name (or even a username) to anything i do online in case it comes back to bite me. (my account from 5 years ago is a carnival of cringe even though i honestly miss it a ton.)
parents want me to get a job, get a job, go back to university, get a job, move out, get a job. they won't even humour the idea of trying to get ESA and then working out a way i can move out and live on that [muh not raising a dole sponger], even though i know i'd qualify for at least partial ESA and there's no fucking way i could hold down a job if anyone was dumb enough to hire me. [IT'S EASY ANON, JUST TRY. yes, i said the same thing about university and the same thing about socializing, but you obviously just didn't try :)))))] i miss living alone, but i can't even register with a local GP to work towards getting bux on my own. what fucking hope is there?
they're probably going to make me go back to university to drop out again. i'm too dumb for this shit.
Bought myself a new bag today lads.
Thought I'd go for the trendy look, there's a 99.9% chance I'll look like a twat while wearing it but I like the design.
>>28581772
why is UK NEETlife rank?
>>28581386
5 years ago i was NEET and left the house once a week
Today, i am a NEET who leaves the house once a month.
>>28583113
100% chance
Nobody will think it looks good and you'll be a target for muggers.
>>28583048
iktf
STEM degree too, final year
depression a shit
>>28583131
How is it not? You get fuck all money and you have to blend in with the plebs to get it.
>>28583177
>muh self-diagnosed sadness
kek
>>28583141
you've hurt my feelings today
>>28583184
is that not the same as NEETlife everywhere else?
>>28583184
>get free money off the government for everything you want
>never have to pay tax or go to work
NEET life in the UK is as good as it gets.
Millionaires have to wait until they retire to live at the same level of luxury.
>>28583113
That's awful. The pic isn't the bag you bought, is it?
>>28583213
Explain
>>28583206
Well, I guess, but I can't confirm having not been a NEET anywhere else. It's still pretty rank though. I was unemployed for 2 months back in 2011 and it was fucking grim.
>>28583270
What's there to explain? Are you fucking stupit?
>>28583113
That is the gayest bag I've ever seen
any smokers here? Im smoking marlboro reds and really starting to feel it on my chest, which cigs can i change to that are a bit easier on my breathing?
>>28583345
*tips cigar*
